**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** „This matter...... is our mistakes, because just we entertain inconsiderately, will make Wu Fan your excellency feel bored.” “这件事……是我们的错,正因为我们招待不周,才会让吴凡阁下感到无聊。” A picture revolution, has returned to the dwelling, the five colors corps to add the crystal to add Qi to add on me again, this time condition described with a chart may be quite direct-viewing. 画面一转,已经回到住处,五色战队加水晶加琪露诺再加上一个我,此时的状态用一幅图来描述或许会比较直观。 Clever .gjp*7 乖巧.gjp*7 The person of speech is a white beard flower old man, looks very kind, the words that spoke are also very of pleasant to hear, be with smile on the face, attitude humble serious, does not seem like the big dragon that entrains crazily very dazzles to hang to explode a day of character completely. 说话之人是一个白胡子花花的老头,看起来很和蔼,说的话也很好听,面带笑容,态度谦逊的不得了,完全不像是狂拽酷炫吊炸天性格的巨龙。 Therefore, who can with me explain chill in the air that the spine transmits what's the matter, looked like the pitiful small and weak and rabbit no use went into the lair of large-scale carnivorous beast of prey, was holding in the mouth the toothpick to size up with the nitpicking sharp bloodthirsty vision by the opposite party up and down, deliberately considered gap between teeth meat that this delivered, was eats or does not eat. 所以,谁能和我解释一下背脊骨传来的寒意到底是怎么回事,就像是可怜弱小又无助的兔子闯入了大型食肉猛兽的巢穴,正被对方叼着牙签用挑剔的锐利嗜血目光上下打量,寻思这送上门来的牙缝肉,到底是吃还是不吃。 Before the picture returns for five minutes . 画面回到五分钟前。 Is shielding behind jumping out from the five colors corps, rising with a spring to become the paradise of dragon is prettiest I who today most dazzle the coolest young, lifts up high the right hand, to a ice ball fiercely spike. 从五色战队掩护着的身后窜出,一跃而起成为龙之乐园今天最靓最炫最酷的仔的我,高举右手,对着冰球猛地一记重扣。 One side this noise ice ball might first placed did not say, now makes us leave from scene Ricse, trades the director angle of view, has transferred 90 degrees the angle. 这颗噪音冰球的威力先放在一边不说,现在让我们从镜头里切出,换到导演视角,将角度转过九十度。 In our body sides, more than ten 20 meters away place, does not know when emits white bearded old man, the eye of that pair of ancient well without ripples, this complete inverted image, frames. 在我们身侧,十几二十米远的地方,不知何时冒出一个白胡子老头,那双古井不波的眼睛,将这一幕完全倒影其中,定格起来。 The time returns to the present again. 时间再回到现在。 „cough cough, Sir Feakes......” this white bearded old man I still remembers how many reasons has had, is Eika Layh's grandfather, Walter's father, probably with the old father-in-law is the upper and lower layer, the relational very good appearance? “咳咳,菲克斯大人……”这个白胡子老头我还记得,有过几面之缘,是艾卡莱伊的爷爷,瓦尔特的父亲,好像和老岳父是上下级,关系很不错的样子？ „Is it possible that is there the place that you live in?” “莫非那里是您住的地方？” Feakes look smiles kindly: „Of course not, how I have the qualifications to live in that place, is places an old friend to pass through, sees your actions by chance, right.” 菲克斯神色和蔼一笑:“当然不是,我怎么有资格住在那种地方,是摆放一个老朋友经过,恰巧看到你们的举动而已,对吧。” Kneels to sit in the five colors corps of place, clamps the double strand, draws in the thigh, the palm curls up to grasp is putting above, nod of chicken pecking meter/rice, was disclosing from top to bottom a capital stock should not be their intense seeking livehood desires. 跪坐在地的五色战队,夹紧双股,收拢大腿,掌心蜷握着搁在上面,小鸡啄米似的点着头,浑身上下透露着一股本不该属于它们的强烈求生欲。 So that's how it is, is not advocating, I as if can relax...... am not right, this was not the issue is bigger, waited to advocate to walk, must immediately level up become double was joyful? 原来如此,不是正主呀,我似乎可以松一口气……不对,这不是问题更大了么,等正主找上门,岂不是要立刻升级成双倍的快乐了？ Therefore I thought that handles Feakes as soon as possible, to is advocating to apologize again, defeats to compare many one by one. 所以我觉得还是尽快搞定菲克斯,再向正主道歉,逐个击破比较好些。 „How words can say like this, should be I receives the enthusiasm of paradise of dragon to receive cordially, even to situation of feeling extremely flattered.” “话怎么能这样说,应该是我受到了龙之乐园的热情款待,甚至到了受宠若惊的地步。” Thousand put on ten thousand Chuan, the horse buttocks does not put on, in some sense this saying also right, old father-in-law ultra enthusiasm. 千穿万穿,马屁不穿,某种意义上来说这话也没错,老岳父超热情的。 „Such being the case.” Feakes seems to be waiting for my these words, he sighed slightly, in the kind expression is mixing with a sadness. “既然如此。”菲克斯似乎等着我这句话,他微微叹气,和蔼的表情中夹杂着一丝忧伤。 „Why Wu Fan your excellency must mix with them in the same place, besides too bored, I really cannot think that also has other reasons, can solve to dispel doubt to my ignorant old person?” “为什么吴凡阁下要和它们搅和在一起,除了太无聊以外,我实在想不到还有其他原因,能给我这个无知的老人解解惑吗？” My chest one stuffy, almost by saliva choking, was this must get to the root of a matter? Is it possible that is advocating is his good friend? 我胸口一闷,差点被口水给呛死,这是要追根究底了么？莫非正主是他的好友？ What to do? How to explain? Rotates my brain a bit faster, 86400 seconds, your in any case has one second of use to be good! 怎么办？怎么解释？快点转动起来呀我的大脑,86400秒的时间里,你好歹派上一秒钟的用场行不行！ Answer A: Actually is because I and five colors corps they are in harmony especially, therefore does not know what kind of mixed one. 答案A:其实是因为我和五色战队它们格外合拍,所以不知怎么的就混到了一起。 This option is certainly impossible the bastard! Who must be in harmony with several fools! 这种选项当然不可能了混蛋！谁要和几个笨蛋合拍呀！ Answer B: Actually I am innocent, is they threatens me, I will compel to have no other choice but to become the accomplice. 答案B:其实我是无辜的,是它们威胁我,我逼不得已才会成为共犯。 By me who how many fools threaten, were the fools even inferior? Crosses out. 会被几个笨蛋威胁的我,岂不是连笨蛋都不如了么？划掉划掉。 Answer C: In I could not have tolerated to their behaviors, these wants to ambush time , the collection evidence, destroys paradise of many years of bear child organizations this disaster dragon in secret finally! 答案C:我早就对它们的行为看不过眼里,这一次是想潜伏到里面,暗中收集罪证,最终一举捣毁这个祸害龙之乐园多年的熊孩子组织！ This seemingly can have! 这个貌似可以有！ However...... 但是…… Before letting the time returns again for six minutes, recalls that scene that frames in Feakes's eyes. 让时间再次回到六分钟以前,回忆起在菲克斯眼中定格的那一幕镜头。 I who jump high, the nostril spurts the exciting thick air/Qi, the corners of the mouth is outlining to wipe the self-confident smile, the look brings to sweep kills the front all barriers firm and resolute, raises the right hand of victory high, to a ice ball spike. 高高跃起的我,鼻孔喷着兴奋的粗气,嘴角勾勒出一抹自信的笑容,眼神带着扫杀前方一切障碍的坚毅,高高举起胜利的右手,对着冰球一记重扣。 It is not good, at that time entered to condition me completely, has given dead of suffocation the only escape route. 不行不行,那时候完全进入到状态的我,已经把唯一的退路都给堵死了。 „Was sorry that......” is maintaining the clever .gjp expression package, I look at Feakes eagerly, chose a difficult rugged path. “抱歉……”保持着乖巧.gjp的表情包,我眼巴巴的看着菲克斯,选择了一条艰难崎岖的道路。 „I feel now suddenly, probably truly...... probably...... perhaps...... possibly is because you entertain inconsiderately, making me feel bored, will make such foolish matter.” “我现在忽然觉得,好像确实……大概……或许……可能是因为你们招待不周,让我感到无聊了,才会做出这样的傻事。” Surrounds Evil Dragon who sees a play, endured is very laborious, finally cannot bear, pū smiled. 围观看戏的恶龙蕾娜,忍的很辛苦,最终还是没能忍住,噗一声笑了出来。 „Heard that had a good deed?” “听说发生了一件好事？” The entrance, broadcasts together the familiar sound, does not need to turn head I to know that is. 身后的门口,传来一道熟悉的声音,不用扭头我就知道是谁。 Meanwhile, gives the opposite party to be joined to an expression package at heart silently. 同时,心里也默默给对方配上一张表情包。 First rushes to the scene to ridicule .gjp 第一时间赶到现场嘲笑.gjp Held in the mouth Walter of smoke pole to circle us to transfer, tch had the sound. 叼着烟杆的瓦尔特绕我们转了一圈,啧啧有声。 „You may be really good, dares to provoke the old man unexpectedly, does not know that what his young time the nickname did call? Hasn't Eika Layh told you?” “你可真行呀,竟然敢招惹老头子,不知道他年轻时候的外号叫什么吗？艾卡莱伊没有告诉你？” „Other light said me, is not I alone does.” I suppress to blush, felt that the greatest wrongful treatment, the murder executes the heart, as, me was just helps your daughter solve being in heat worried! “别光说我,又不是我一个人干的。”我憋红了脸,感到莫大的冤屈,杀人诛心呀,至于么,我只不过是帮你的女儿解决了发情的苦恼而已！ „? Hasn't Eika Layh told you?” Walter is these words, then I also come, I just help your daughter .gjp. “诶？艾卡莱伊没有告诉你吗？”瓦尔特又是这句话,那么我也来,我只不过是帮你的女儿.gjp。 Come, mutual damage! 来呀,互相伤害呀！ „The temperament of old man is smelly and hard, even the tent/account of Dragon King dares not to sell, but is very tolerant to the child.” “老头子的脾气又臭又硬,连龙王的帐都敢不卖,但唯独对小孩子特别宽容。” I cannot attend to mutually damage, a face is shocking, unexpectedly this matter? Does the back chill in the air of the beginning feeling, originate from this? Everyone does the matter together, only then withstands the anger as me of accessory culprit? 我顾不得互相伤害,一脸震惊,竟然还有这种事？从一开始就感受到的背脊寒意,就是来源于此？大家一起搞事,只有作为从犯的我一个人承受怒火？ I refuse to accept! 我不服！ I, glare angrily, stand, like a straight unyielding white poplar! Under was in the glare of the public eye insisted several seconds, collar, clever sat, weak raising hand protest. 我唰一下,怒目圆睁,站立起来,如同一颗笔直不屈的白杨！众目睽睽之下坚持了数秒,正了正衣领,乖巧的重新坐了回去,弱弱的举手抗议。 „I am also only a child!!!” “我也还只是一个孩子呀！！！” The audience are silent, falling the needle may hear. 全场静默,落针可闻。 „From age age......” “从年龄岁数上来说……” I referred to the five colors corps, even more feels righteous: „Actually I compare them to be young!” 我指了指五色战队,越发感到理直气壮:“其实我比它们小！” The people are stunned, how this saying listens is not how right, but breaks off to understand character by character, probably...... does not have the problem. 众人愕然,这话怎么听怎么不对劲,但是掰开来一个字一个字理解,好像……也没毛病。 Even, except for age unclear Qi, as well as achievement 【Before ,】 Outside Ouna of normal person, some Druid youngest...... probably? 甚至乎,除了年龄不明的琪露诺,以及作为【前】正常人的碧丝欧娜以外,某德鲁伊的岁数最小……大概？ „How your fool is not concerned about face, feels all right with the crystal unexpectedly they compares, how to compare the moral integrity?” Was unable to continue watching, in Dark Continent this species disparity extremely big magic world, with the age said that the matter plays the hooligan. “你这笨蛋怎么那么不要脸,竟然还好意思和水晶她们比,怎么不比比节操？”蕾奥娜看不下去了,在暗黑大陆这种物种差距极其大的魔幻世界,拿年龄说事就是耍流氓。 „Looked at your saying to say.” I shake the head, think otherwise: „Has nothing, can the ratio? You said that this saying plays the hooligan.” “瞧你这话说的。”我摇了摇头,不以为然:“早已经没有的东西,要怎么比？你说这话才是耍流氓。” „Don't you have the moral integrity to blame others?!” The small female dragon is angry. “你没有节操怪别人咯？！”小母龙大怒。 „I do not have the moral integrity, can I also blame me?!” I also discontented raised the volume. “我都已经没有节操了,我还要怪我自己吗？！”我也不满的拉高了音量。 „Whom doesn't blame you to blame?!” Whose voice the small female dragon as if must compare to be big. “不怪你怪谁？！”小母龙似乎要比比谁的嗓门大。 I thought that she understands to contain errors, the dialogue on the same channel, had not decided that she, making her feel the channel that the Sirs are. 我觉得她理解有误,对话没在同一个频道上,决定她了一把,让她感受一下大人们所在的频道。 While convenient, I really compares her compared with the voice. 顺便,比嗓门我是真比不过她。 „My meaning said.” Palm of the hand to her, compared with a hand signal of truce: „I do not have the moral integrity, is not concerned about face, even my mistake, I will not blame myself, selling the moral integrity is unamusing?” “我的意思说。”巴掌正对着她,比了一个停战的手势:“我都已经没有节操了,不要脸了,就算是我的错,我也不会怪自己,卖节操难道不好玩吗？” „Cousin, I understands, the cousin, I really understands meow!” Anonymous crowds little false mother could not help raise the hand excitedly, calm reserved nag implicit rousing applause, nods , indicating us on the same channel. “表哥,我懂,表哥,我真的懂喵！”不愿意透露姓名的围观群众小伪娘菲妮激动的情不自禁举起了手,沉稳内敛的老马含蓄的鼓了鼓掌,点了点头,表示我们都在同一个频道上。 „Was startled, before everyone, you also really has a face!” Evil Dragon is shocked inexplicably. “惊了,在大家面前,你还真有脸！”恶龙蕾娜震惊莫名。 „Said probably only then I bold as before you.” “说的好像只有在你面前我才没脸没皮似的。” „You renovated me to your new understanding, I decided that this understanding share to Nana, more targeted implements the supervision to you in the future day and punishes.” “你刷新了我对你的新认识,我决定把这份认识分享给娜娜,在往后的日子里更具针对性的对你实施监督和制裁。” „......” “……” Wait, you give me wait/etc, I do not have the moral integrity, does not represent not to have the human rights, you are naked using one's office to redress personal grievances, malicious retaliation. 等等,你给我等等,我只是没节操,并不代表没有人权,你这是赤裸裸的公报私仇,恶意打击报复。 „cough cough.” Saw I and Evil Dragon want endlessly was noisy, Feakes several coughs, show to have the feeling. “咳咳。”眼看我和恶龙蕾娜又要无休无止的吵闹了,菲克斯几声咳嗽,彰显一下存在感。 , Some few words saying truly right, compared with oneself such old man, the opposite party truly is also only a child, should hold the tolerant heart. 罢了,罢了,有一句话说的确实没错,比起自己这样的老头,对方确实还只是一个孩子,应该多抱一点宽容心。 „Wu Fan your excellency frank character is really showy, such being the case, Eika Layh, you are all right to accompany Wu Fan your excellency to walk everywhere, do not let Wu Fan your excellency continue to do...... continues is so bored.” “吴凡阁下的爽直性格实在让人耳目一新,既然如此,艾卡莱伊,你没事就多陪吴凡阁下四处走走,别让吴凡阁下继续做……继续那么无聊吧。” A Walter wrinkle, the feeling matter is not simple. 瓦尔特没有一皱,感觉事情并不简单。 Hey, the old man, do you come really? Let Eika Layh accompany this brat? 喂喂,老头子,你来真的？让艾卡莱伊去陪这臭小子？ What opinion do you have to my decision? 你对我的决定有什么意见吗？ Naturally has the opinion, Eika Layh is my daughter, what to do if has an accident should! 当然有意见,艾卡莱伊是我的女儿,万一出事该怎么办！ You are care chaotically, sees not to have, this human boy's performance, you think fellow who a moment ago Eika Layh will have a liking for this character? Also on, the personal status is unusual. 你是关心则乱,看到没有,刚才这人类小子的表现,你以为艾卡莱伊会看上这种性格的家伙？也就蕾奥娜,品位奇特。 Said probably is also, with Eika Layh's personality, even if could not find compared with she more outstanding man, at least must look for unable to miss many, how to possibly select this type not to have the moral integrity not to have the intelligence quotient not to have the face value not to have the individuality dumb kid. 说的好像也是,以艾卡莱伊的性格,就算找不到比她更优秀的男人,至少也要找个差不了多少的,怎么可能会选中这种没节操没智商没颜值没个性的傻小子。 Walter ponders over, discovered oneself truly somewhat acted with undue haste, indulges in fantasy. 瓦尔特一琢磨,发现自己确实有些操之过急,异想天开了。 Let alone was as outstanding as the even/including as princess's ray also compared with past Eika Layh, even oneself another that outstanding Liz, will not have had a liking for this bastard boy. 别说是优秀到连身为公主殿下的蕾奥娜的光芒也比过去的艾卡莱伊,就算是自家另外一个没那么优秀的莉莉丝,也不会看上这种混蛋小子的。 Teacher? Tool person. 老师？工具人而已。 Therefore the father and son smile, vanishes the love and hate, temporarily. 于是父子俩相视一笑,泯恩仇,暂时的。 Side, Eika Layh all watches the look exchange of father and grandfather, she holds their palms together, reveals the maternal brilliance full gentle smile. 旁边,艾卡莱伊将父亲和爷爷的眼神交流全都看在了眼里,她双手合十,流露出母性光辉十足的温柔笑容。 Although described that some improper —— on...... seem like mother to use the tolerant look to gaze at the two steel male character probably also in the silly son of discussion view of love. 虽然这么形容有些不妥——就好像……好像是母亲在用宽容的眼神注视着两个钢铁直男性格还在讨论爱情观的傻儿子。 ... 。。。