**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** „Daughter?” “女儿？” The doubtful large-scale acknowledging as relatives atmosphere, making brain not smart Qi also show the blurry expression. 疑似大型认亲现场的气氛,让脑子不机灵的琪露诺也露出了迷糊表情。 „Wait, this inside has the flaw.” “等等,这里面有破绽。” „Right right, we discovered a huge flaw.” Just walked the crystal, the five colors corps stood fiercely, the cross piece between me and Qi, my tooth of air/Qi bit. “没错没错,我们发现了一个巨大的破绽。”刚走了水晶,五色战队又猛地站了出来,横档在我和琪露诺之间,气的我牙齿直咬。 Waits to go back the Holy See mountain to have your good fruit to eat, what arid bored coolie all sends to do to you exactly. 等回去教廷山有你们好果子吃,什么枯燥无聊的苦力活全派给你们去做。 To think, I actually do not dare to be really put into action, to is not afraid their status, only five were treated as the underage big dragon that the burden throws, I have not paid attention, anything does not make them do, completely because by their pitiful intelligence quotients and bear the child personality, feared that is simplest patrol quest, can noisy to become Wulong rush to Hell to them. 想是这么想,我却不敢真的付诸行动,到不是害怕它们的身份,区区五头被当做累赘扔过来的未成年巨龙,我还不放在眼里,什么也不让它们做,完全是因为以它们的可怜智商和熊孩子性格,怕是最简单的巡逻任务,都能给它们闹成五龙闯地狱。 What does not make them do, offers sacrifices to constrain them without the crystal card that the egg uses again, is to the Holy See mountain best choice. 什么都不让它们做,再献祭一张毫无卵用的水晶卡拖住它们,才是对教廷山最好的选择。 „Your words, contained errors!” The five colors corps had entered the famous spy and to become Butang the pattern completely, unrestrained/no trace of politeness, does not manage a household to pay attention to my greatly, is puts out a hand directly one finger/refers, the imposing manner is imposing, confident statement question. “你刚才的话,有误！”五色战队已经完全进入了名侦探和成步堂模式,毫不客气,不把我这个大当家放在眼里,直接就是伸手一指,气势凛然,信心十足的提出质疑。 As if had found me to abduct the essential evidence of jailbait. 仿佛已经找到了我诱拐未成年少女的关键罪证。 However, this is the possible matter, my solemn continent first does lolicon, abduct jailbait matter...... also to need the evidence? 但是,这又是怎么可能的事情呢,我堂堂大陆第一萝莉控,诱拐未成年少女这种事……还需要罪证么？ No, should say that my existence, is the original sin! 不,应该说我本人的存在,就是原罪！ Very good, today share complained also successfully completes, how then should cope with these irritating little fellows? 很好,今天份的自我吐槽也顺利的完成了呢,接下来该怎么对付这几个恼人的小家伙呢？ „Thinks carefully, the ice piece you are 【Mother's man】 Called the opposite party, right.” “仔细想一想,冰块你一直是【妈妈的男人】这么叫对方的,对吧。” „What is this right...... calls is not right?” “是这样没错……这么叫有什么不对吗？” „How you like calling, this matter no one can manage, but the issue is, the issue leaves in this name!” “你喜欢怎么叫,这种事谁也管不着,但问题是,问题就出在这种叫法上！” „What did you...... you say?!” “你……你说什么？！” Hey, why to reveal is held something that gives one away the startled expression of criminal, your here actor's pays also very full bastard! 喂喂,干嘛露出被抓住马脚的犯人的惊慌表情呀,你们这边的戏份也挺足的嘛混蛋！ „Mother's man...... thinks well, this name.” “妈妈的男人……好好想一想,这种叫法。” „Generally speaking, who is mother's man?” “一般来说,妈妈的男人到底是谁？” „Right, this is very essential, is carrying/sustaining all pivots, initial of myriad things, is the life source, or the end of the world.” “没错,这很关键,是承载一切的支点,万物的初始,亦是生命的源头,或是世界的终结。” It is not good, over 40-year-old I could not have resisted this completely crude and wild and crazy attitude two strength, only then released the seal of left eye also or unties the bandage these three choices of right hand? 不行了,已经年过四十的我完全抵挡不住这股鲁莽而狂气的中二之力,只有释放左眼的封印亦或是解开右手的绷带这三种选择了么？ „Thinks carefully, the so-called mother's man......” disregards me to cover the self-contradictory stance of left eye with the right hand at the scene, the five colors corps with one voice. “仔细想一想,所谓的妈妈的男人……”无视我当场用右手捂住左眼的自相矛盾姿态,五色战队异口同声。 „Isn't that a father?” “那不就是爸爸吗？” Did A'le, normalcy outside this answer, where make a mistake? I also think that they must promote a flash news. 阿勒,这个答案以外的正常,是哪里搞错了吗？我还以为它们又要搞个大新闻。 No, because just the answer was too normal seemed not normal, can comb to be clear about relations by their intelligence quotients, calculates that is not easy. 不,正因为答案太正常了才显得不正常,以它们的智商能梳理清楚这其中的关系,也算不容易了。 „Father?” Qi steps back, expressed that was shocked. “爸爸？”琪露诺退后一步,表示有被震惊到。 , Don't you discover now? This name was not equal to that beating around the bush acknowledged I am your father? 不不不,你现在才发现么？这种叫法不就等于是拐弯抹角的承认我是你爸爸？ Arrived did not say that I had accepted this name, who oneself are oneself man anything's view will accept, has protested, but Qi sticks to one's own way of doing things does not listen completely . 到不是说我已经接受了这种叫法,自己是自己的男人什么的这种说法谁会接受呀,也抗议过,但是琪露诺我行我素完全不听,也就罢了。 Always scolded me the monkey like book, have I accepted? Not, but I not squeak squeak complying? The same truth, lives in this world, must accept that some not satisfactory matter, this is the correct way of living of Sirs, squeak squeak, squeak squeak squeak. 就像本子娜老是骂我猴子,我有接受过吗？并没有,但我不还是吱吱的应了？一样的道理,活在这个世界上,总要接受那么一些不顺心的事情,这才是大人们的正确活法,吱吱,吱吱吱。 „Finally realized?” “终于意识到了么？” „Therefore, you made a giant mistake.” The five colors corps have turned around, points to unexpectedly to me. “所以,你犯了一个巨大的错误。”五色战队转过身,竟然直指向我。 „???” “？？？” „Ice piece does not look like your daughter, radically is your daughter!” “冰块并不是长得像你的女儿,根本就是你的女儿！” „What did you...... you say?!” “你……你说什么？！” At this moment, I cannot bear reveals is held suspect of something that gives one away startled the making a mistake expression, I actually do not know that I really also do have a separate many years of daughter? 此时此刻,我也忍不住露出被抓住马脚的嫌犯似的惊慌所错表情,我竟然不知道我真的还有一个失散多年的女儿？ Your this not within grows female, that was also one certainly. 你们这无中生女,那也是一绝了。 However I have not refuted, looked, the five colors corps are not disturbing, this is clearly delivering the secondary attack to me. 不过我并未反驳,看出来了,五色战队不是在捣乱,这分明就是在给我送助攻。 „Unexpectedly is this?” Qi was also shocked, the whole person startled back three pairs of suspension ice wings of almost fall on the ground, cracks a joke. “竟然是这样？”琪露诺也震惊了,整个人惊的背后三对悬浮式冰翼都差点掉在地上,开玩笑的。 „It seems like indeed is this.” Is riding Qi also in the confusion, I follow up a victory with hot pursuit, prepare the sitting well fact, for Tiya, what this small Sacrifice was considered as, in the future will make her compensate to be good, what posture is good? Awful, probably already platinum. “看来的确是这样。”乘着琪露诺还在混乱之中,我乘胜追击,准备坐定事实,为了蒂亚,这点小牺牲又算得了什么,日后让她补偿回来就好了,什么姿势好呢？糟糕,好像已经白金了。 Then should be the large-scale acknowledging as relatives high tide, Qi shouted loudly a father to swoop to my arms, wants to think, but this fool now outside the Will of Heaven was not silly, she went through the hesitant, last racket palm. 接下来应该就是大型认亲现场的高潮,琪露诺高喊一声爸爸飞扑到我怀里了,想是这么想,但这笨蛋今天意外的不傻,她几经犹豫,最后一拍手心。 „Trading a name was good.” “换个称呼就好了。” „......” You have many are not willing to recognize my father, the status, or the intelligence quotient, which point did I have to match not being swindled your father? “……”你这是有多不愿意认我这个爸爸,无论是身份,或是智商,我有哪点配不上当你爸爸了？ „Well what trades?” The five colors corps continue to act role that stirs the excrement stick. “换什么好呢？”五色战队继续扮演着搅屎棍的角色。 „Has thought that called mother's servant.” “已经想好了,就叫妈妈的仆人吧。” Do the gods it meow the servant, you under punch your mother to know? 神它喵仆人,你那么欠揍你妈知道么？ Is it possible that really wants ultimate Sacrifice, switches over the Saint moon/month virtue Wolf pattern? I do not plan to use this move now, Tiya was not in any case, after waiting , said that now, warmed up, can flicker successfully best, could not flicker not to relate, had Saint moon/month virtue Wolf this guaranteeing a minimum in any case. 莫非真的要终极牺牲,切换成圣月贤狼模式？我并不打算现在就用这招,反正蒂亚也不在,等回去以后再说,现在嘛,也就热热身,能忽悠成功最好,忽悠不了也没关系,反正有圣月贤狼这个保底。 „But, wants to make Qi receive in exchange the beforehand name, acknowledged this fact, was not not possible.” While I back down, Qi suddenly winding peaks and paths. “但是,想让琪露诺换回以前的称呼,承认这个事实,也不是不可能。”正当我打起了退堂鼓的时候,琪露诺忽然一记峰回路转。 „You must show that you can be joined to mother's man qualifications.” “你得证明你配得上妈妈的男人这个资格。” „......” “……” This indescribable aggrieved feeling what's the matter? I must prove do oneself have the qualifications to become oneself man? What ashamed PLAY is this? 这种难以言喻的憋屈感是怎么回事？我还得证明自己到底有没有资格成为自己的男人？这到底是哪门子的羞耻PLAY？ „How specifically to say?” Thinks, I decide to watch changes quietly, this fool, can give me to pose what difficult problem. “具体怎么说？”想了想,我决定静观其变,就这笨蛋,能给我出什么难题。 „Very simple, acts with us.” Has the Qi two fork waists that early decide the idea, the mysterious and spirited appearance as if must be completed to save arduous quest of the world. “很简单,和我们一起行动。”早有定计的琪露诺两手叉腰,神秘而神气的样子仿佛要去完成拯救世界的艰巨任务。 „The action that you said refers to......” “你所说的行动是指……” „Makes trouble with us.” The fools said. “和我们一起去捣蛋。”笨蛋如是说道。 „......” “……” I know, these bear children also only had this work. 我就知道,这些熊孩子也只剩下这门活儿了。 „One time, I may not have so many time.” “就一次,我可没那么多时间。” „This...... time one time, so long as you do well, later was our one.” Qi reveals Nuofei getting up racket my shoulder, big shot stance that solemn received the new little brother. “这个嘛……一次就一次吧,只要你好好干,以后就是我们的一员了。”琪露诺飞起来拍拍我的肩膀,俨然一副收了新小弟的大佬姿态。 „......” “……” Always felt oneself did a stupid thing, now then also with enough time? 总感觉自己又干了一件傻事,现在回头还来得及么？ „What does the specific content of action need to make?” “行动的具体内容是要做些什么？” „Very simple, rookie, good good, is this working zeal,...... Qi vision falls as for the content” to the five colors corps on, in the paradise of dragon, their five is a local bully, who can provoke who cannot provoke, clear. “很干脆嘛,新人,不错不错,就是这股干劲,至于内容嘛……”琪露诺的目光落到五色战队上,在龙之乐园,它们五个才是地头蛇,谁能招惹谁不能招惹,门儿清。 „Today the goal is —— there!” The five colors corps have made the plan obviously, from the bear child's angle, they are not perhaps stupid, seems like remains not many intelligence quotients to use in making trouble above. “今天我们的目标是——那里！”五色战队显然已经制定好了计划,从熊孩子的角度,它们或许并没有那么笨,似乎是把所剩不多的智商都用在了捣蛋上面。 The five colors corps finger/refer, is in the middle of dragon nest Jianfeng, is equivalent close to a midpoint Jianfeng, does not need the brain to think, inside definitely is occupied by the extraordinary fellow, a finger can pinch that type. 五色战队所指,是龙巢剑峰当中,相当靠近正中央的一座剑峰,不用脑子想,里面肯定住着了不得的家伙,一根手指头能将自己捏死那种。 „Was inferior that we trade a goal, I looked that Olivet is very affable.” I sent out myself in few and incur being able to stir up existence that the paradise of dragon knows reluctantly. “不如我们还是换个目标吧,我看奥莉薇雅就很好惹。”我报出了自己在龙之乐园认识的为数不多且勉强招惹得起的存在。 Also can visit book while convenient, kills two birds with one stone, perfect. 还能顺便探望一下本子娜,一举两得,完美。 „It is not good, Olivet is not affable.” Five colors corps swinging with windmill. “不行不行,奥莉薇雅不好惹。”五色战队把头摇的跟风车似的。 „What's wrong?” “怎么了？” „She is the big unprincipled person, will tie up to be the experiment us.” “她是大坏人,会把我们绑起来做实验。” I can say that you do get what one deserves? 我能说一声你们活该么？ „On there, on there, without the issue, we go frequently, has not been punished.” “就那儿,就那儿,没问题的,我们经常去,从来没有挨过罚。” Yes, a little truth, cannot look at the strength probably, perhaps the character is more important, perhaps there is occupied by very affable old dragon. 是么,好像也有点道理,不能看实力,或许性格更加重要,或许那里住着一个十分和蔼可亲的老龙。 How saying that paradise of so many years five colors corps dragon, I should also believe their experience vertically and horizontally/able to move unhindered. 怎么说,五色战队纵横龙之乐园这么多年,我也该相信它们的经验。 Therefore we arrived at the goal to be, Jianfeng of mediation, one looked toward the surroundings, I couldn't bear the heart startled —— Dragon King peak probably am a next door? Really good? Now travels also with enough time. 于是我们来到了目标所在,居中的剑峰,往周围一看,我忍不住心惊——龙王峰好像就是隔壁吧？真的好么？现在跑路还来得及。 , Qi proficiently pinched a constant change without enough time, looks at not stable ice ball, roughly soccer size. 来不及了,琪露诺熟练的捏出了一个变化无常,看着不怎么稳定的冰球,约莫足球大小。 „Today do we play this?” “今天我们来玩这个？” „Good good, plays this.” The five colors corps and do not know when again with the crystal unobjectionable point begins, as if this really very fun inferior (Asia). “好啊好啊,就玩这个。”五色战队和不知道什么时候重新跟上来的水晶毫无异议的点起了头,似乎这个真的很好玩的亚子。 „What is this?” “这是什么？” „ice ball.” “冰球呀。” „Can throw toward inside?” “是要往里面扔进去么？” „Right, so long as pū one throws, was OK.” “没错,只要噗咻一下扔进去,就可以了。” „So that's how it is, looks very simple.” I relax, it seems like it is not practical joke at the worst, this sword blade's master is so powerful, only ice ball, could not have compared the misty thin raindrop to fall on the body probably. “原来如此,看起来挺简单的。”我松了一口气,看来并不是什么大不了的恶作剧,这座剑锋的主人如此强大,区区一枚冰球,大概还比不得蒙蒙细的雨点落在身上。 Can awaken by noise the opposite parties is the unknown number, it seems like that this group of bear children also know restraining. 能不能吵醒对方都是未知之数,看来这帮熊孩子还知道一点收敛。 „Must start.” ice ball is Qi pinches, the nature gives orders by her. “要开始咯。”冰球是琪露诺捏出来的,自然由她发号施令。 „Oh!” My unclear sleep/felt severe follows other little fellows to raise hand to reply together. “噢！”我不明觉厉的跟着其他小家伙一起举手应答。 „Passes!” Qi throws ice ball to the crystal. “传球！”琪露诺将冰球扔向水晶。 „Tosses!” The crystal ten fingers hold the fist in the other hand alternately, tune the thumb withstand/top the midair ice ball. “托球！”水晶十指交叉抱拳,曲起的大拇指将冰球顶上半空。 The five colors corps jumped high, exhibited the human wall. 五色战队高高跃起,摆出了人墙。 „Deceptive attack!” Their powerful loudly shouting, make faces toward opponent simultaneous/uniform simultaneous/uniform who does not have. “佯攻！”它们气势十足的大喝一声,朝不存在的对手齐齐做了个鬼脸。 Then, from they are covering back, I rise with a spring, the body just like the sturdy pine tree in strong winds, raises high the hand high, the vision prestige cold. 然后,自它们遮挡着的背后,我一跃而起,身体犹如狂风中的劲松,高高抬手,目光威凛。 „Smashes!” “扣球！” Bang! 砰！ The powerful strength lets the ice ball complete deformation, as if must tear general from the middle, after solidifying same place for a half second, by not to be possible to stop the potential to howl into the hole. 强大的力道让冰球完全形变,仿佛要从中间撕裂开来一般,原地凝固了半秒钟后,以无可阻挡之势呼啸入洞。 After one second, in the hole has the startled day loud sound, looks like the building of glass wall, the flash glass blasts open completely, between the fragment and fragment interlock the friction , to continue to send out deafeningly, and lets the person tooth worn out and aching the audio singing. 一秒钟过后,洞内发出惊天巨响,就像是玻璃外墙的大厦,一瞬间玻璃全部炸裂,紧接着碎片与碎片之间交错摩擦,持续发出震耳欲聋且让人牙齿酸软的尖锐声音。 This huge unpleasant grating sound, continued a half minute. 这股巨大的令人不愉快的刺耳声音,足足持续了半分钟之久。 I dull at the scene. 我呆愣当场。 Ended. 完了。 ... 。。。