**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** It is not, you appear suddenly here, extinguished everyone's interest one basin cold water pouring, but also does the vacant what vigor, act in a play? 不是,你冷不防出现在这里,把大家的兴致都一盆冷水浇灭了,还茫然个啥劲,演戏？ Looks at not the big elephant, is it possible that is fantasized that township teleportation has problems, randomly getting so far as here came her, although has this possibility, but also was too rather skillful? 看着不大像,莫非是幻想乡传送出了问题,把她随机给弄到这儿来了,虽然不是没有这种可能性,但未免也太巧了吧？ Also, then big ice giant, was not to have by her pillar? I suspected seriously your it meow does not seem like in the fantasy township, but just ran from the north undying institute. 还有,那么大一个冰巨人呢,就被她一屁股墩儿做没了？我严重怀疑你它喵的不像是在幻想乡,而是刚从北方不死院里跑出来的。 Has not waited for me to make clear numerous questionable points, the red and white princess had been revolved all round by one group of fool fool bear children, their complexion is rogue. 还没等我将众多疑点搞清楚,红白公主已经被一群笨蛋傻瓜熊孩子给团团围绕住了,她们面色凶恶。 „Big ice piece, crystal Sir that ~~ ~ big big ice piece?” The vision that the crystal carefully examines from the red and white princess sweeps to the under foot, swept back and forth several, as if wants from her petite body, to find several hundred meters high ice giant who hidden. “大冰块呢,水晶大人那~~~么大一个大冰块呢？”水晶审视的目光从红白公主头上扫至脚下,又来回扫了几遍,似乎想从她那娇小的身子里,找到隐藏起来的数百米之高的冰巨人。 Obviously, this is not possible, therefore the crystal collapsed on the tear gland at that time, is unruly sways back and forth on the ground, cries. 显然,这是不可能的,于是水晶当时就泪腺崩溃,撒泼地在地上打起了滚,嗷嗷大哭。 „Pet owner pet owner, the crystal was bullied by the bastard, the crystal was snatched strangely.” “饲主饲主,水晶被坏蛋欺负了,水晶被抢怪了。” Should say that this moe the glutton is not free from worry stupid, boasts her seeks livehood to want wisely, at least she as if understands the red and white princess is not affable, then complained to me, hopes that I can wield the fist of sanction. 该说这蠢萌吃货不省心,还是得夸她一句求生欲高明呢,至少她似乎明白了红白公主不好惹,转而向我告状,希望我能挥出制裁之拳。 In comparison, the intelligence quotient is the same, but the seeking livehood desire that intense five colors corps, have not started the eye to get angry, the nostril spurts the smoke, planned bothering who teaches one to present suddenly. 相比之下,智商一样,但求生欲没那么强烈的五色战队,就开始眼睛冒火,鼻孔喷烟,打算教训一顿忽然出现的搅局者。 As for Qi, as fantasized of township, she does not fear the red and white princess, open the family/home to have her share several times! 至于琪露诺,身为幻想乡的一员,她才不怕红白公主,好几次拆家都有她的份！ Therefore this fool directly because kneels to sit the posture, but pastes the clothing/taking like the lotus on the ground, the red and white princess's red long skirt raises high, the head worms one's way into, in the mouth mumbles. 于是这笨蛋直接将因为跪坐姿势而如荷花般贴服在地上的,红白公主的红色长裙高高一掀,脑袋钻了进去,口中念念有词。 „Qi reveals the pet of big person, was hidden by the fool spirit dream here!” “琪露诺大人的宠物,是不是被笨蛋灵梦藏在了这里！” My almost saliva spurts. 我差点一口口水喷出来。 The one who makes one exclaim over, Qi about seeks in the skirt, tried to find out, finally drills fiercely, pulls out rune/symbol Zhichuan, holds up the top of the head, announced loudly. 更让人叫绝的是,琪露诺在裙子里左右寻找,摸摸索索,最后猛地钻出来,拉出一把符纸串,举起头顶,高声宣布。 „Qi revealed the pet of big person not to find, but discovered perhaps the suspicious thing, by the hateful spirit dream seal here, Qi was revealed the pet of big person!” “琪露诺大人的宠物没找到,但发现了可疑的东西,说不定就被可恶的灵梦封印在这里,琪露诺大人的宠物！” „Very pitifully, that is my in trousers( exercise).” The red and white princess seems like gives up, as if remembered what painful event, the eyelid hung down, listless supplement. “很可惜,那是我的内(节)裤(操)。”红白公主似乎罢了罢手,似乎又想起了什么伤心事,眼睑低垂,无精打采的补充一句。 „In that cannot sell trousers( exercise).” “卖不出去的内(节)裤(操)。” I do not know how should complain this. 我都不知道该怎么吐槽这一幕了。 „Qi, no matter, the fool spirit dream must compensate Qi pet in brief.” The fool two fork waists, the back three pairs of ice wings launch all, an expression that threatens to condemn. “琪露诺不管,总之笨蛋灵梦得赔琪露诺宠物。”笨蛋两手叉腰,背后的三双冰翼尽数展开,一副气势汹汹问罪的表情。 „Otherwise, Qi reveals the big person to take, opened your family/home!” “不然的话,琪露诺大人就带上手下们,拆了你的家！” Good, was the old habitual criminal. 好嘛,也是老惯犯了。 „Is.” “就是就是。” „Opens the family/home to open the family/home!” “拆家拆家！” Other fools are busy creating a disturbance, although a face does not know that opens the family/home what's the matter the feeling very fun appearance. 其他笨蛋忙着起哄,一脸虽然不知道拆家是怎么回事感觉很好玩的样子。 „Wait, who is the subordinate of fool ice piece is coming?” The crystal noticed the blind spot. “等等,谁是笨蛋冰块的手下来着？”水晶注意到了盲点。 „Right, the fool ice piece is in our seven colors corps ranks obviously lowest one.” “没错,明明笨蛋冰块是我们七色战队里排位最低的一个。” „Who was the seven colors corps, who must mix with your five fools in the same place, I was I, Qi revealed the big person!” The fools are not glad. “谁是七色战队了,谁要和你们这五个笨蛋搅和在一起了,我就是我,琪露诺大人！”笨蛋不乐意了。 „Your five are listening to me, the crystal Sir is your Boss.” The crystal refuses to admit being inferior. “你们五个都给我听着,水晶大人才是你们的老大。”水晶不甘示弱。 Is riding these fellow noisy being heavily engaged, I had the opportunity to ask the red and white princess finally what's the matter. 乘着这些家伙吵的不可开交,我终于有机会可以问问红白公主到底是怎么回事了。 „You appear in this suddenly, where for these days ran? Returned to the fantasy township?” “你怎么忽然出现在这,这几天跑哪去了？回幻想乡了？” „No.” The red and white princess askew head, looked at teacup in a hand, suddenly shocked —— Qi to raise her skirt a moment ago, tore off inside rune/symbol paper, her complexion has not changed. “没有啊。”红白公主歪歪头,看了一眼手中的茶杯,忽然震惊——就连刚才琪露诺掀起她的裙子,扯下里面的符纸,她脸色都未曾变过。 Only then mentioned in that cannot sell trousers( exercise), becomes depressed. 只有提到卖不出去的内(节)裤(操)时,才变得沮丧。 „What's wrong?” By its complexion exaggeration, I was also followed to be anxious, moral integrity more stern matter that is it possible that had compared with selling? Was place of origin opened? “怎么了？”受其脸色渲染,我也跟着紧张起来,莫非是发生了比卖不出去的节操更严峻的事情？老家又被拆了？ „Tea, was cool.” As if the most beloved thing was won generally, the red and white princess is dejected. “茶,凉了。”仿佛最心爱的东西被夺走了一般,红白公主垂头丧气起来。 I may go your! 我可去你的吧！ However mentioned the tea, I noticed a detail, that was the tea in red and white princess hand, cool was cooler, unexpectedly was the condition of freeze. 不过提到茶,我留意到一个细节,那就是红白公主手中的茶,比凉了还要凉,竟然是冻结的状态。 Is unclear in light of the whereabouts of ice giant, I pushed the bridge of the nose, reveals the sharp vision, was the time, famous spy Wu Fan should arrive. 结合冰巨人的行踪不明,我推了推鼻梁,流露出锐利的目光,是时候了,名侦探吴凡该登场了。 „Is it possible that are actually you...... the ice giant?!” “莫非,其实你……就是冰巨人？！” „High-rising was also saying that some cynical remark, what thing icing the giant is?” The red and white princess turns head to visit me curiously. “兀又在说些怪话了,冰巨人是啥东西？”红白公主扭头好奇的看着我。 Three seconds of famous spy, falls from the sky! 三秒钟的名侦探,陨落！ Depressed, I have not continued to keep guessing, roughly described the magnificent feats of six fools, is bang pā one, iced the giant to vanish, what replaces it is the red and white princess, this made people very difficult not to speak her and ice giant associates. 沮丧之下,我没有继续卖关子,将六个笨蛋的壮举大致描述了一遍,然后就是砰啪啦一声,冰巨人消失了,取而代之的是红白公主,这让人很难不讲她和冰巨人联想起来。 „I truly do not know what ice giant, does not have the chapter of fantasy township, but......” “我确实不知道什么冰巨人,也没有回幻想乡,不过……” Recalled, she indefinite saying: „Final memory sits in the lakeside, peaceful drinking tea, fool Qi raises the lake water suddenly, then......” 回想了一下,她不确定的说道:“最后的记忆是坐在湖边,安静的喝着茶,忽然笨蛋琪露诺掀起湖水,然后……” „Then what kind of?” I remember this probably! Who has said this to me! “然后怎么样？”我好像记得这段！谁跟我说过这段！ „Then, happen to wants to rest, I seize the opportunity to nap, now should be the time that the afternoon nap wakes, suddenly discovered that was sphered by one group of bewildered fools, the most important thing is!” The red and white princess reveals the color of grief and indignation. “然后,正好想睡,我就乘机打了个盹,现在应该是午觉醒过来的时间,忽然发现被一群莫名其妙的笨蛋围住,最重要的是！”红白公主露出悲愤之色。 „Tea was cool!” “茶凉了！” , This is not the cool degree, since you nap do not blame the tea party being cool, moreover why you when Qi raises the lake water toward you on wants to sleep! 不不不,这已经不是凉的程度了,而且既然你打了盹就别怪茶会凉,而且而且为什么你会在琪露诺往你身上掀湖水的时候想睡觉啊！ It seems like wants to clarify the truth, but must ask that fool is good. 看来想弄清楚事情真相,还得问问那个笨蛋才行。 „Why I must tell you is not possible, mother's man is an enemy!” The fools reject decisively. “为什么我非得告诉你不可,妈妈的男人是敌人！”笨蛋果断拒绝。 shapeshift! 变身！ „Mother mother, Qi Nauche recorded, at that time smart Qi hid in the lake, happen to saw that the spirit dream sat in the lakeside is in a daze, therefore touched secretly, raised the lake water toward the fool spirit dream on, moreover seized the opportunity to give to freeze her.” “妈妈妈妈,琪露诺什么都记起来了,当时机灵的琪露诺躲在湖里,正好看到灵梦坐在湖边发呆,于是偷偷摸了上去,往笨蛋灵梦身上掀了湖水,而且乘机把她给冻起来了。” Takes a look at your bear child, did what good deed, I can only say, dry/does attractiveness. 瞧瞧你这熊孩子,都干了什么好事,我只能说,干的漂亮。 „Then?” “然后呢？” „Then?” After all is is only better than a point memory the fish, probably in the lake plays noisily the evolution adult fish, the thinking long time, Qi has recalled. “然后？”毕竟是只比鱼好一点的记忆,大概在湖里玩闹的时候已经进化成鱼了,思索良久,琪露诺才回想起来。 „, I remembered, in the past the fool spirit dream withdraws immediately, and attempts to teach smart Qi, but Qi is so smart, how to be caught possibly by the fool spirit dream, although is always caught finally......” “啊,我记得了,以往笨蛋灵梦都是立刻脱身,并且妄图教训机灵的琪露诺一顿,但琪露诺那么机灵,怎么可能会被笨蛋灵梦抓到呢,虽然最后总是被抓到……” „Said the key point.” “说重点。” „Is mother, looked that the fool spirit dream has not withdrawn some little time, I think suddenly previous time touches rune/symbol paper from her, took advantage of opportunity to paste.” “是的妈妈,看笨蛋灵梦好一会都没脱身,我忽然想到上次从她那儿摸来一张符纸,就顺势贴了上去。” „This?” I the thing that tears off from the ice giant will spread out look. “这张？”我将从冰巨人身上扯下的玩意摊开一看。 „Right right, is this.” “没错没错,就是这张。” The red and white princess head searched, exudes one startled. 红白公主脑袋探了过来,发出一声惊咦。 „I yes what's the matter, this rune/symbol paper, can let the thing activity probably, makes some puppet anything plays.” “我好像明白是怎么回事了,这张符纸,可以让死物活动起来,制造些傀儡什么的耍一耍。” It is not, your...... 不是,你这…… I some do not know where should complain, recently always stumped, is getting older and older, did this group of people play the new trick? 我又有些不知道该从哪里吐槽了,最近总是词穷,到底是自己越来越老,还是这伙人玩出了新花样？ „Also was really skillful, this was 1/100000 probabilities, ran upon by you unexpectedly.” “也真是巧了,这可是十万分之一的概率,竟然被你撞上了。” „1/100000 probabilities.” “十万分之一的概率。” „In 100,000 has one to be successful, probably is such meaning.” “十万张里有一张是成功的,大概是这么个意思。” My brain had just made a turn, rune/symbol paper who only makes the puppet, can fiddle with so powerful ice giant unexpectedly, I can want some puppet rune/symbol paper with the red and white princess, when the time comes submerges seven giants with the dense and numerous ice giant stone giant hot giant in the middle of the sea of puppet. 我的脑筋刚转过弯了,区区一张制造傀儡的符纸,竟然就能捣鼓出如此强大的冰巨人,那我岂不是可以跟红白公主多要些傀儡符纸,到时候用密密麻麻的冰巨人石巨人火巨人将七巨头淹没在傀儡的海洋当中。 Finally, the red and white princess as if guessed correctly my idea, came such a directly, the thought of just emitting died of suffocation thoroughly. 结果,红白公主仿佛猜到了我的想法,直接来了这么一句,将刚冒出的念头彻底堵死了。 „Moreover, the material quality will also affect the intensity, if the puppet is together the ordinary stone, the strength is equivalent to an rookie adventurer degree probably.” She supplements one. “另外,材质也会影响强度,如果傀儡是一块普普通通的石头,实力大概相当于一个新人冒险者的程度。”她又补充一句。 The material quality to is not the issue, the Saint moon/month virtue Wolf Cold tree energy, where will also not compare Qi difference to go, only pitifully...... 1/100000 probabilities. 材质到不是问题,圣月贤狼的冰系能量,也不会比琪露诺的差到哪去,只可惜……十万分之一的概率啊。 „Ok, your use value did not have, the agile point rolls.” I cancelled shapeshift. “好了,你的利用价值没了,利落点滚吧。”我取消了变身。 „Mother's man may really be a big bastard, deceives Qi sentiment unexpectedly, wait and see, Qi will not let off your!” “妈妈的男人可真是个大坏蛋,竟然欺骗琪露诺的感情,等着瞧吧,琪露诺不会放过你的！” Qi complexion becomes quicker than me, leaves behind the aggressive statement indignantly, was for fear that bided one's time for punishment by the red and white princess, she patted three pairs of ice wings to slide. 琪露诺的脸色变得比我还快,愤愤留下狠话,生怕被红白公主秋后算账,她拍着三对冰翼溜了。 Other fools see the good play to end, in abundance senseless leaving field. 其余的笨蛋们见好戏落幕,也纷纷无趣的离场。 Only is left over me and red and white princess two, she is carrying the teacup, looks at inside freeze the tea, is in a daze, seems not still willing to accept this reality. 只剩下我和红白公主两个,她端着茶杯,看着里面冻结的茶,愣愣发呆,似乎依然不肯接受这个现实。 You may suffice to me, made pot tea not to! 你可给我够了吧,重新煮一壶茶不就得了！ Good time that now asks, but I actually fall the chain at crucial moments, does not know how should open this mouth, made excuses several, thinks that perhaps that 1/100000 probability , therefore blurted out. 现在正是开口询问的好时机,但我却在关键时刻掉链子,不知道该怎么开这个口,支支吾吾几声,想到那十万分之一的几率,说不定呢,于是脱口而出。 „Big younger sister, how in trousers( does exercise) sell?” “大妹子,内(节)裤(操)怎么卖？” After ten seconds of awkward silence, raising the head of red and white princess in great spirits, receives the words. 十秒钟的冷场后,红白公主精神奕奕的抬起头,接下话。 „Does high-rising need to buy?” “兀要买？” „Can you sell?” “你要卖？” „Wishes for earnestly, the shrine has not reconstructed, recently the paper rose in prices, rose one time, oh.” “求之不得,神社尚未重建好,最近纸张又涨价了,足足涨了一倍,唉。” What relations the paper and shrine have, does the shrine do with the paper? Here I give children popular science, the reconstruction shrine do not need money, only needs the coolie, but the coolie must grasp by the military force, but the red and white princess's battle efficiency originates from rune/symbol paper, but wants krypton gold/metal Fuzhi everywhere to scatter, must have enough paper manufacture. 纸张和神社又有什么关系呢,难道神社是用纸做的？这里我给小朋友们科普一下,重建神社是不需要钱的,只需要苦力,但苦力得靠武力抓,而红白公主的战斗力来源于符纸,而想要氪金符纸漫天撒,就必须要有足够的纸张制作。 Skillful, the Dark Continent paper is a little expensive/noble, while convenient, although has posted a reward for more than ten 20 years I to bring up an old matter again, before who can help me the paper mill gate, that statue opened, I had/left three gold coin. 巧了,暗黑大陆的纸张还是有点贵,顺便,虽然已经悬赏了十几二十年了我还是得旧事重提,谁能帮我把造纸厂门前那座雕像拆了么,我出三个金币。 „Ok, I buy, you many go back to kill the four directions like this greatly, grasps completely fantasized that the township coolies constructed the shrine for you.” “行吧,我买多点,这样你回去就能大杀四方,抓尽幻想乡苦力为你建造神社了。” „High-rising may really be a good person.” The red and white princess slightly is a little moved. “兀可真是个好人。”红白公主有点小感动。 „Everyone praised me to come, came, your puppet rune/symbol paper, many wanted many.” “大家都这么夸我来着,来来来,你的傀儡符纸,有多少要多少。” „Simple, can on site.” “简单,可以现场制作。” 100,000 that comes out freshly pull out continually! 哦哦哦,新鲜出炉的十万连抽么！ „By the way how much money to come?” I recalled, are probably red and white princess's goods also coming compared with her moral integrity cheaply? “顺便问一下多少钱来着？”我回忆了一下,好像红白公主的货比她的节操还便宜来着？ „Honest benefit, ten ten thousand gold coin.” “诚惠,十万金币一张。” „Later is certain, certainly.” “以后一定,一定。” I know that is not simple, disturbed, said goodbye. 我就知道没那么简单,打扰了,告辞。 ... 。。。