**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** Why „......” does not know, Tiya cries suddenly, reckless putting out a hand, my face according to her arms, from the trivial little girl mouth, actually heard contained the tone just like my good wife same gentleness. “凡凡……”不知为何,蒂亚忽然落泪,不顾一切的伸手,把我的脸按在她怀里,从区区小丫头口中,竟然听到了宛如贤妻一样的温柔包容语气。 „Yes, that is Nana, therefore...... therefore , what Lesser Evil we did not hit, did we go home?” “是的,那就是娜娜,所以……所以,凡凡,我们不打什么魔王了,我们回家好么？” It is not, what are you responded? I have not gotten sick! 不是,你这是什么反应？我没病啊！ Works loose becomes Inguri's strange Tiya suddenly, has a look at the villain partner again, her also tearful eyes tearful appearance visits me, if not for the person does not have the tear gland occasionally, perhaps the tears have burst a dike. 挣脱忽然变得古里古怪的蒂亚,再看看小人偶,她也一副泪眼汪汪的样子看着我,若不是人偶没有泪腺,恐怕泪水已经决堤了。 „Sorry, before bullied the monkey mister...... not, was the odd person mister...... is not right, was Mr. Tal Rasha, was my is not right, originally I did not understand Mr. Tal Rasha, I was too willful.” “抱歉,以前欺负猴子先生……不,是怪人先生……也不对,是塔拉夏先生,是我的不对,原来我一点都不了解塔拉夏先生,我太任性了。” Saying, she also lowered the head to wipe the corner of the eye, the tone was firm: „Has not thought that...... will create so big damage to Mr. Tal Rasha unexpectedly, our not adventure, went home, was the time goes back to apologize with the clansmen.” 这么说着,她也低头抹了抹眼角,语气坚决起来:“没想到……竟然会对塔拉夏先生造成如此大的伤害,我们不冒险了,回家吧,也是时候回去跟族人们道歉了。” It is not, did I say your one after another what's the matter? I want to crack a joke, did active atmosphere, how turn into the pitied object suddenly? 不是,我说你们一个个到底是怎么回事？我只是想开个玩笑,活跃一下气氛而已,怎么忽然就变成了被怜悯的对象了？ I know certainly, front that wears the multiple obsolete capes, the face under shadow averagely not wonderful, the character also and good just does not build bravely above, mortal online Lesser Evil that regardless of various aspects struggle, is I! 我当然知道,前面那个身穿多重过时斗篷,阴影下的面庞平平无奇,性格也和善良正义勇敢搭不上边,无论各方面都挣扎的凡人线上的魔王,是我自己啦！ Wait, why I must use the natural attitude, accepts this absurd fact? Isn't this very strange? Why is Lesser Evil I? Am I obviously in this, who opposite that fellow?! 等等,为什么我要用理所当然的态度,去接受这种荒谬的事实呢？这不是很奇怪吗？为什么魔王是我？我明明在这,对面那个家伙又是谁？！ „What does, I also think that the monkey mister was stimulated, the personality big change, was cracking a joke, is really, as mature adventurer, does not know some jokes are to open?” “搞什么呀,我还以为猴子先生受到刺激,性情大变,原来只是在开玩笑,真是的,身为一名成熟的冒险者,难道不知道有些玩笑是开不得的吗？” After clarifying my brain does not have the problem, the villain occasionally relaxes, immediately returns to the years of monkey mister, was this too also real? 弄清楚我脑子没毛病后,小人偶松了口气,立刻又回到了猴子先生的时代,这也太真实了吧？ „Is, including also accepted as true to all clear me, who plays such joke was really excessive.” Tiya also in the one side panting in indignation protest, little girl shuts up to me. “就是就是,连对凡凡的所有一切一清二楚的我也都信以为真了,开这样玩笑的凡凡真是太过分了。”蒂亚也在一旁气呼呼的抗议起来,小丫头给我闭嘴啦。 „So long as is all right well, forgave .” Less than three seconds, she also the vitality is full, the smile was bright. “但是只要凡凡没事就好,原谅凡凡了,诶嘿。”三秒钟不到,她又元气满满,笑容灿烂起来了。 Was startled, what do I want to be forgiven?! Was repelled you who anything could not be by the dreamland world, now acts was one makes trouble little girl! 惊了,我到底要被原谅什么？！被梦境世界排斥啥也做不了的你,现在扮演的就是一个捣蛋小丫头！ Returning to the proper topic, having a matter I am unacceptable. 言归正传,有一件事我不能接受。 „Why Lesser Evil is I!” “为什么魔王是我啊！” To be honest I shouted a moment ago the book flash, actually wants to reverse all with the powerful mental power quantity, as soon as the law is promulgated it will be enforced, turns into book who that unclear form I want truly. 说实话刚才我喊出本子娜的一瞬间,其实是想用强大的精神力量扭转一切,言出法随,将那个不详的身影真正变成我想要的本子娜。 Pitifully only battles at the away game, all these setters, to the imagination of Lesser Evil status, the will are very firm, only if I make the destructive distortion, otherwise is helpless. 只可惜是在客场作战,这一切的始作俑者,对魔王身份的假想,意志十分坚定,除非我做出破坏性的扭曲,否则无能为力。 Therefore, I to must ask the instigator, in my Princess loli and villain partner. 所以,我到要问问始作俑者,在我身旁的萝莉公主和小人偶。 This!! Bottom! Yes! For! Wha!?! 这！到！底！是！为！什！么？！ I help you leave home, braves to be protected you to come by the risk that the plot kills, what formidable Hero does not want to make, however you actually me, when Lesser Evil?! 我一路助你离家出走,一路冒着被剧情杀的风险保护你过来,不想做什么勇者英雄,然而你却把我当魔王？！ „Yes, is really strange, how to have the two monkey mister, moreover Lesser Evil.” The villain look moves fast occasionally, pretends a knowing nothing vacant expression. “是呢,真是奇怪呢,怎么会有两个猴子先生,而且其中一个还是魔王。”小人偶眼神飘忽,装作一副一无所知的茫然表情。 „But......, but...... is stranger is...... a being out of sorts feeling does not have...... not to know that probably why......” Princess loli embarrassed lowering the head, index finger mutually light stamp entanglement, compared with villain partner who trying to play the fool, the expression and mouth were more honest. “但是……但是……更奇怪的是……好像一点违和感都没有……不知为何……”萝莉公主难为情的低下头,食指互相轻戳纠缠,比起试图装傻的小人偶,表情和嘴巴就老实多了。 „You think right, you me, when Lesser Evil right!” “你们就是这么想的对吧,你们就是把我当魔王了对吧！” At this moment I can ignore so many, hates bitterly, I work as the partner you, you actually want to step on me to work as the formidable, publishes the biography, where the conscience! 事到如今我也顾不得那么多,痛心疾首呀,我把你们当伙伴,你们却想踩着我当勇者,出传记,良心何在！ „Actually...... actually I thought cannot too strange Nana...... haha...... aha haha......” Tiya little girl work as 25 young in the one side. “其实……其实我觉得也不能太怪娜娜……哈哈……啊哈哈哈……”蒂亚小丫头又在一旁当二五仔了。 „You said to look, reason?” “那你说说看,理由呢？” „All the way your displays was extremely powerful, four great heavenly gods two big guard anything was struck second to kill, this way the plot in fight did not have the meaning, at least in final Lesser Evil games, must look for a slightly thorny point enemy to you, however thought it over, Nana cognition, most powerful, can make you feel the thorny enemy only, only then you, therefore in the subconscious, Lesser Evil turned into your image.” “凡凡你这一路上来表现的太过强大了,四大天王两大护卫什么的都被一击秒杀,再这样下去战斗方面的情节就没意思了,至少在最终的魔王,得找一个稍微棘手点的敌人给你,但是想来想去,娜娜内心所认知的,最强大的,唯一能让你感到棘手的敌人,也就只有你了,所以潜意识里,魔王就变成了你的形象。” This it meow also talked nonsense, because of the control the plot, gave the protagonist extremely strong ability, to really could not imagine also to have what enemy finally is the protagonist opponent, therefore the author told the reader, actually the protagonist final enemy was he himself, tried the montage technique to deceive with some discussion humane energy split this my self- superego and so on. 这它喵的也太胡扯了吧,因为驾驭不住剧情,给了主角太过强大的能力,到了最后实在想象不出还有什么敌人是主角的对手,于是作者就告诉读者,其实主角最后的敌人就是他自己,试图用一些探讨人性精神分裂本我自我超我之类的蒙太奇手法糊弄过去。 Nine classes write...... not, is ten class/flow writers! 九流写……不,是十流写手！ Pū the street scheduled! 扑街预定！ However looked, in you overestimate in my share, I forgive you. 不过看在你那么高估我的份上,我就原谅你啦。 Really regardless of this world writes again how rotten, renewal again how slow, so long as is crisp article protagonist opens harem anything invincibly again, can be forgiven by the reader, I as if found some domain wealth password, but cannot teach Princess loli, even if she is only the cricket ten class/flow authors. 果然这个世界无论写的再怎么烂,更新再怎么慢,只要是爽文主角无敌再开个后宫什么的,就能被读者原谅,我仿佛找到了某个领域的财富密码,但不能教萝莉公主,哪怕她只是个蛐蛐十流作者。 cough cough, returns to the proper topic, I have the mistake in the final analysis, because was perfunctory to solve to cause Princess loli the enemy unable to arrange when necessary, the one had only known, should put out the movie king level initially the strength, with strong, with weak weak, the disagreement/not with enemy hit 1800 rounds, did not carry the severe wound every time, suffocated, can only depend on the recollection to kill sad Henli combustion microcosm full blood Resurrection, did not clamp the primary taste to suck a finger/refers of chicken toward the lunch box. 咳咳,言归正传,说到底我也有错,因为太敷衍随时将敌人解决导致萝莉公主编不下去了,早知如此,当初就该拿出影帝级的实力,遇强则强,遇弱则弱,不和敌人打个千八百回合,不回回身负重伤,奄奄一息,只能靠着回忆杀悲恨离燃烧小宇宙满血复活,就不往饭盒里夹原味吮指鸡。 The truth I understood, but an issue, the most essential issue, I could not have mastered. 道理我都懂了,但是还有一个问题,最关键的问题,我怎么也搞不懂。 First, present Lesser Evil, is Princess loli fiddles with, right? 首先,眼前的魔王,是萝莉公主捣鼓出来的,对吧？ Then, Princess loli should not know my unlucky ghost attribute, right? 然后,萝莉公主应该不知道我的倒霉鬼属性,对吧？ Therefore, then, the issue came, why is he that unlucky? 所以,那么,问题来了,为什么他还是那么倒霉呢？ „This......” “这……” Facing my seeking help vision, the face of Tiya leaned slightly several angles to another side: „Because, this is my deeply love, appearance that no one can change, was too charming.” 面对我的求助目光,蒂亚的脸微微向另外一边侧了几个角度:“因为,这才是我深爱的凡凡啊,谁也改变不了的样子,实在太帅气了。” ?...... 哦,啊？呃……呵。 Asked the gentlemen to imagine my expression at this moment. 请诸君自行想象我此刻的表情。 Good, is calculating is also not meaningful again, today makes you experience, how I beat savagely my own. 好吧,再斤斤计较下去也没什么意义,今天就让你们见识一下,我到底是怎么暴打我自己的吧。 Goes forward two steps, will launch an attack, the counterfeit goods evil charm who that is going against and my exactly the same face smiles suddenly. 上前两步,正要发难,那个顶着和我一模一样面孔的假货忽然邪魅一笑。 „Hehe, you came finally, I and others you were very long.” “呵呵,你们终于来了,我等你们很久了。” Wait, how you do not have the quality, but also adds the lines randomly, the counterfeit goods should have the consciousness of counterfeit goods. 等等,你这人怎么那么没素质,还乱加台词的,假货就该有假货的觉悟。 „We leave behind the clue is you, why!” “给我们留下线索的就是你吧,为什么！” Another side, Princess loli also entered the play arbitrarily, sang a duet, my protagonist that was just about to arrive sparkingly, was marginalized instantaneously. 另外一边,萝莉公主也擅自入戏了,一唱一和,我这个正要闪亮登场的主角,瞬间就被边缘化了。 „Snort, unrequited love, I am not helping you, but wants to defeat you personally.” “哼,别自作多情了,我可不是在帮你们,只是想亲手打败你们而已。” Who this mouthful arrogant tender tone mouth dislikes the body honest disgusting male is, is this I the image in mind in Princess loli? 这个满嘴傲娇语气口嫌体正直的恶心男到底是谁,这就是我在萝莉公主心目中的形象吗？ I am dying!!! 我要死了！！！ „Good , you in Nana's mind were a little obstinate argumentative good Lesser Evil.” Tiya is unexpectedly happy for me when this ashamed PLAY must develop, can give me a happiness?! “太好了呢,凡凡,你在娜娜心目中是个有点嘴硬的善良魔王呢。”蒂亚竟然还在为我高兴,这种羞耻PLAY要演到什么时候,能不能给我一个痛快？！ „Waits a bit.” Saying, a Lesser Evil face, suspends heavily seriously the two cinerary casket one side. “稍等一下。”这么说着,魔王一脸沉重地,郑重地将两个骨灰盒摆到一边。 „This is should bury your about guards on the halfway, did not die in the middle of the trap carefully.” “这是本该在半路上埋葬你们的左右护卫,不小心死在了陷阱当中。” Hey, this is not careful! This cause of death also too passer-by! in any case gives them the making an appearance actor's pay! The photograph is also good! At least to the coffin? On two cinerary caskets?! 喂喂,这也太不小心了吧！这死法也太路人了吧！好歹给它们一点露面的戏份啊！遗照也行啊！至少给口棺材吧？就俩骨灰盒？！ „But is unimportant, coped with you, my enough.” “但是不要紧,对付你们,我一个就够了。” „This self-confident to extremely arrogant attitude what's the matter? Who referring to the object is? I do not remember that I have had this countenance.” I am pointing at Lesser Evil, confirmed to Tiya. “这副自信到狂妄的态度是怎么回事？参考对象是谁？我不记得我有过这副嘴脸。”我指着魔王,向蒂亚确认。 „...... This, in promise......” “呀……这,凡凡在算数的时候……” „......” “……” „Wait, prince where?!” Princess loli suddenly suddenly started the wind play. “等等,王子殿下到底在哪里？！”萝莉公主冷不防的忽然开始了飙戏。 „Snort, couldn't the prince...... you have looked?” Lesser Evil covers the face, haha is laughing. “哼,王子殿下……难道你还看不出来吗？”魔王捂着脸,哈哈大笑起来。 „Is it possible that is it possible that you are......” “莫非,莫非你就是……” „, The long-lost script, returned to the right track probably.” “哦哦,消失已久的剧本,好像回到正轨上了。” „Never expected that Nana also has such young girl heart.” “没想到娜娜也有这样的少女心呢。” I enter with Tiya instantaneously eat the melon seeing a play condition. 我和蒂亚瞬间进入吃瓜看戏状态。 „Saw that this face isn't clear? Right, I am a prince.” “看到这张脸还不明白吗？没错,我就是王子殿下。” „Not, because is just saw that this face is not therefore clear, why such fellow can be a prince.” Why I cannot comprehend me to complain me, but feels to result on. “不不不,正因为是看到这张脸所以才不明白,为什么这样的家伙会是王子殿下。”我也搞不懂为什么我要吐槽我自己,但感觉必须得上。 „Is my prince.” “凡凡就是我的王子殿下哦。” „The word of praise is also useless, will go back to punish your incompetent military strategist.” “说好话也没用,回去还是会罚你这无能军师。” „, Was shy, the gentle judgment is not very accurate.” “诶嘿嘿,害羞了,娜娜的判断不是挺准的么。” „Now punches you!” “现在就揍你哦！” „No, although I cannot supply ideas, but I can give warm the bed duck.” “别嘛,虽然我没能出谋划策,但是我能给凡凡暖床鸭。” „Had said many times do not hug suddenly, the attention affects, the attention affects!” “说过多少次了别冷不防抱上来,注意影响,注意影响！” Here dog grain play starts to perform, that side also refuses to admit being inferior. 这边狗粮剧开始上演,那边也不甘示弱。 „Why, don't we grow up together the good friend?” Princess loli interrogated sadly. “为什么,我们不是从小一起长大的好朋友吗？”萝莉公主伤心质问。 „Friend? Hehe, you thought oneself infallible, in this world, no one can enter my eye, no one is qualified for the friend of mine, except for her......” “朋友？呵呵,你太自以为是了,在这个世界,没有人能入得了我的眼睛,没有人有资格做我的朋友,除了她……” Was this hidden script that I did not know, the dog blood triangle love it must come finally?! 哦哦,这难道是连我也不知道的隐藏剧本,狗血三角恋它终于要来了？！ Even if in eating the melon sees a play in dozen of soy sauce, I cannot bear the tiger body shake with Tiya, the subconsciousness straightened the waist, Inspector the neck. 哪怕是在吃瓜看戏打酱油中,我和蒂亚也忍不住虎躯一震,下意识伸直了腰,探长了脖子。 „Right, is it, my most loves, banana.” Said, Lesser Evil pulls out one, the skin is not exhausted, toward a mouth stops up, close to incites close to to incite directly, eaten with great interest. “没错,就是它,我的最爱,香蕉。”这么说完,魔王掏出一根,皮也不剥,直接往嘴里一塞,巴滋巴滋,吃的津津有味。 I: „......” 我:“……” Tiya: „......” 蒂亚:“……” It seems like Princess loli has very deep misunderstanding to me, is insufficient, when is, I turned into the monkey mister, when is also, had indissoluble bond with the banana? 看来萝莉公主是对我有着很深的误会,不至于呀,到底是什么时候,我变成了猴子先生,又是什么时候,和香蕉结下了不解之缘呢？ „Therefore you come here goal......” Princess loli air/Qi shake coldly. “所以你来这里的目的……”萝莉公主气抖冷中。 „Right, hears the Horadric ancestor, hid the innumerable bananas in its Catacombs, they are my, you gave up any idea of that takes away one!” “没错,听闻赫拉迪克的祖先,在它的墓穴里藏匿了无数的香蕉,它们都是我的,你们休想拿走一根！” „Other wishful thinking, I will not make you work!” “别痴心妄想了,我是不会让你得逞的！” No, making him work, he is only one suffers heavy casualties to travele across pitiful Lesser Evil of trap for the banana! 别啊,让他得逞啊,他只是一个为了香蕉损兵折将踏遍陷阱的可怜魔王而已！ Oh, the heart is quite tired. 唉,心好累。 The feeling seems like accompanying Princess loli to play each family, I must act parents grandparent simultaneously uncle aunt, even is a monkey that in the family/home raises! 感觉就像是在陪萝莉公主玩过家家,我得同时扮演爸爸妈妈爷爷奶奶叔叔阿姨,甚至是家里养的一只猴子！ ... 。。。