ROD :: Volume #35

#3481: You may make a fish!


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**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** Why does not know, after injured always I, why do not know, is injured each time, but must I mediate. 不知道为什么,受伤的总是我,更不知道为什么,每次受伤过后,还得我来打圆场。 Probably such matter, ahh, you are injured, in the heart has suffering, the neutral lucky audience who has not been injured by my comes to you under a stair, everyone little said two, silly foolishness air/Qi another year. 好像是这么回事,啊啊,你们都受了伤,心中有委屈,就由我这个没有受过伤的中立幸运观众来给你们一个台阶下,大家少说两句,傻傻气气又一年。 In brief, the urgent matter is first person occasionally princess awakening right, Alley can, achieve? By the way how Uncle Hatty you will appear in this.” “总而言之,当务之急是先将人偶公主给叫醒过来对吧,埃里雅,能做到么?顺便问一声哈迪大叔你怎么会出现在这。” Before book had an accident, your daughter asked you to see a doctor, you stayed are about three seconds, left behind one to say was equal to words that has not spoken, on racket, some petty minor matters, arrogant countenance that was worth my powerful imperial kitchen manager worrying about, how, now collects brazenly? 之前本子娜出事的时候,你女儿去请你看病,你停留了不过三秒,留下一句说了等于没说的话,就拍拍屁股走人了,一副些许鸡毛蒜皮的小事,也值得我这个位高权重的御膳房总管操心的高傲嘴脸,怎么,现在又厚着脸皮凑上来了? „Do my you have the opinion here?” The father-in-law Sir surface is cheerful, the tone actually punctures tight of person. “我在这里你有意见?”岳父大人表面乐呵呵,语气却刺人的紧。 How can, I think you to take constant care of many affairs of sate, but must be busy giving Dragon King Sir to prepare the three meals a day, do not delay.” “怎么会呢,我就是在想您日理万机,还要忙着给龙王大人准备三餐,可别耽误了。” This matter do not worry blindly, two do not eat also hungry undying.” “这种事你就别瞎操心了,一顿两顿不吃也饿不死。” I: „......” 我:“……” First no matter this is the logical expression, said straightforwardly really does not have the issue? The king of merpeople has the east wind express, Dragon King fears is the planet annihilates the artillery, did not fear that this artillery gets down, does the whole staff ascend to heaven? Your big mouth died getting what one deserves, I do not lack what father-in-law, but I have not wanted dead. 先不管这是不是人话,这么直白说出来真的没问题吗?人鱼之王有东风快递,龙王怕得是行星歼灭炮吧,就不怕这一炮下来,全员升天?你大嘴巴死了活该,我也不缺什么岳父,但我还不想死啊。 Perhaps, what Dragon King is accidental/surprised is the man old before his time who is good to speak? Even if the stranger pulls out its beard, is still never angry, therefore the wicked servant like the father-in-law Sir can ride above the master bluffs and blusters? 或许,龙王意外的是个十分好说话的小老头?就算陌生人去拔它的胡子,也从不生气,所以像岳父大人这样的恶仆才能骑在主人头上耀武扬威? Then the issue came, how much money can a Dragon King be able to sell? 那么问题来了,一根龙王须能卖多少钱? cough cough! cough cough coughs!!!” 咳咳咳咳咳!!!” Recovers, hears Eika Layh and Evil Dragon is coughing desperately, can understand that their present feeling, on father-in-law Sir big mouth, divide minute to vent anger by Dragon King together, oneself do not to have the issue, drew in the surrounding person is not together good. 回过神来,就听到艾卡莱伊和恶龙蕾娜都在拼命咳嗽,可以理解她们现在的感受,就岳父大人这大嘴巴,分分钟被龙王一起迁怒,自己作死没问题,拉上周围的人一起就不大好了。 Uncle Hatty, what cynical remark you are speaking, we asked you to come for providing against contingencies not? That side Dragon King Sir has also explained that because wants to experience the concrete usage of boundary of dream, therefore that Sir also complied joyfully.” “哈迪叔叔,你在说什么怪话,我们请你过来是为了以防万一的不是吗?龙王大人那边也解释过了,因为想见识一下梦之境界的具体用法,所以那位大人也欣然答应了。” Right, is this principle, I thought does not need is so clear with this dumb kid explanation.” “没错,就是这个理,我只是觉得没必要跟这傻小子解释那么清楚罢了。” You happily good.” My false smile complied with one, happen, we alienate relations, spreads out, otherwise must be annihilated the artillery to affect sooner or later by the planet, bewildered loss dog's life. “您开心就好。”我皮笑肉不笑的应了一句,正好,咱疏远点关系,拉开点距离,不然迟早要被行星歼灭炮波及到,莫名其妙的丢失狗命。 Provides against contingencies refers to......” “不过以防万一是指……” For example comes across what accident/surprise in Nana's dream, or the bitter experience in the reality disturbs anything, had Uncle Hatty not to have the issue.” “比如说在娜娜的梦里遇到什么意外,或者在现实当中遭遇干扰什么的,有哈迪叔叔在就没问题了。” „......, So that's how it is, I understand, I was completely clear.” “哦……哦哦,原来如此,我懂,我完全明白了。” Cricket first four pterodactyls, compared with me a wee bit. 呵,蛐蛐一头四翼龙,也就比我强丁点。 „Does your boy what meaning, look down upon me?” “你小子什么意思,看不起我?” No, how can, but felt, Uncle Hatty you after all are also only a four wings, really met what urgent matter, leaves too reluctantly is quite good.” “不,怎么会呢,只是觉得,哈迪大叔您毕竟也只是四翼,真遇到了什么急事,还是别太勉强比较好。” Scoundrel, who was...... I am the four wings how, the boundary and strength were two matters!” The beard of father-in-law big popularity trembles, gives the aggrieved feeling that the person one type could not say rational, can only dried out incompetent wild with rage, referred to the classics. “混账,谁是……我是四翼又怎么了,境界和实力是两回事!”岳父大人气的胡子打颤,偏偏又给人一种有理说不出的憋屈感,只能干瘪瘪的无能狂怒,引经据典。 For example your continent No. 1 powerhouse King Arthur, only then the four wings boundary, was not same hung to hit six wings in the past!” “就比如说你们大陆第一强者亚瑟王,也只有四翼境界,当年不是一样吊打六翼!” That is because Dark Continent can only promote the four wings.” “那是因为暗黑大陆只能晋升到四翼。” I focus slantingly, light returned to one, is just like an examination paper, others test perfect score that are the luck, King Arthur test the perfect score, that is because of the examination paper, be only so many minutes/shares, study the god and study the disparity of tyrant, are very obvious. 我斜着眼,轻飘飘的回了一句,就好比一张试卷,别人考满分那是运气,亚瑟王考满分,那是因为试卷只有那么多分,学神和学霸的差距,还是挺明显的。 Elderly man, big dragon, the silver age returns, with King Arthur, with? 恁老人家呢,巨龙耶,白银时代回归耶,和亚瑟王比,恁配么? Naturally, this saying to be thinking to be OK at heart, really says guarantees exactly today, although thought that the father-in-law Sir takes advantage of own seniority, yellow the woman sells the suspicion of melon, but about his strength strong my, my brain is very sober. 当然,这话在心里想想就可以了,真说出来保准活不过今天,虽然觉得岳父大人有倚老卖老,黄婆卖瓜之嫌,但关于他的实力强过我这一点,我脑子还是很清醒的。 What's the big deal, therefore your human, is too young, is too superficial, thinks that the boundary is all, experience, the knowledge, the vision, the wisdom, these look but not see entirely, although I am only a four wings, what status but am I? I talked and laughed merrily with Dragon King!” “那又怎么样,所以说你们人类,就是太年轻,太肤浅,以为境界就是一切,经验,知识,眼界,智慧,这些统统视而不见,我虽然只是四翼,但我是什么身份?我和龙王谈笑风生!” What Uncle Hatty said that was I am too superficial.” I somewhat am contrary to convictions, somewhat is convinced. “哈迪大叔说的是,是我太肤浅了。”我有几分违心,又有几分服气。 Being convinced is because truly felt for these days, obviously Uncle Walter and father-in-law Sir boundary oneself too many were actually hung the reality that hits, moreover as the saying goes, the prime minister gate first seven officials, this father-in-law Sir follow side Dragon King, seemingly was also very regarded as important, leaks off anything casually, said that such several words, can make the father-in-law Sir benefit greatly, cannot treat as the common four wings to regard. 服气是因为这几天确实感受到了,明明瓦尔特大叔和岳父大人境界强不了自己太多却被吊打的现实,而且俗话说的好,宰相门前七品官,这岳父大人跟在龙王身边,貌似还挺被看重的,随便漏出点什么东西,说那么几句话,都能让岳父大人受益匪浅,不能当做寻常四翼看待。 Comforted the father-in-law Sir, making him stand one side, acted as the fire fighting team leader, then should do the proper business. 安抚好了岳父大人,让他站到一边,充当救火队长,接下来该干正事了。 Alley to our yī ya yī ya one, the approximate meaning is, the boundary of dream truly can enter others' dreamland, but she had not done before, cannot guarantee to be completely successful. 埃里雅冲我们咿呀咿呀一通,大致的意思是,梦之境界确实能够进入别人的梦境,不过她以前没这么干过,不能担保可以完全成功。 Again then, enters others' dreamland, needs to meet certain requirement, the boundary of my dream to other person of open, must for example each other complete body and mind opening. 再然后,进入别人的梦境,也需要具备一定的条件,就比如说我的梦之境界向其他人开放,就必须彼此完全的身心开放。 Alley the boundary of genuine dream, the nature and my green exempt the peaceful justification to be different, the condition does not need that harshly, otherwise my first does need by PASS, to have mutual affinity with the person princess occasionally? Is impossible, does not exist, daytime the flower bud......, does not daydream. 埃里雅的正版梦之境界,自然和我的绿色免安装版不同,条件不需要那么苛刻,不然我第一个就要被PASS,和人偶公主心心相印?不可能的,不存在的,白日蕾……啊不,是白日做梦。 But must the opposite party relax the guard to be good, naturally, the king of father merpeople if changes into Alley , the invasion dreamland is not cannot achieve forcefully, but will do this will balance the books soul to create inestimable damage. 但也必须对方放下戒心才行,当然,如果换成埃里雅的父亲人鱼之王在,强行入侵梦境也不是不能做到,但这样做会对本子娜的灵魂造成不可估计的伤害 Therefore everyone discussed several, plan compromise, eventually determined. 所以大家商量几句,方案折中一下,最后确定下来。 First is the old father-in-law, stemming from the trust Alley, the actor's pay are not many, the entire journey surrounds, even can leave to slide a circle in midway, bestows the food to pitiful Dragon King, can disregard. 首先是老岳父,出于对埃里雅的信任,戏份不多,全程围观,甚至可以中途抽身出去溜个圈,给可怜的龙王施舍顿饭,可以无视。 Next is soul potion that Tiya mixes, can increase enters the dreamland the success rate, on full on full. 其次是蒂亚调配的灵魂药剂,可以加大进入梦境的成功概率,满上满上。 Again then, can only look that Alley displayed, how the boundary of my also very curious dream enters in the middle of others' dreamland, originally plays like single player, only limited to oneself, can doubt in inside crazily practices the level, afterward increased the local area network online function, the girls can come to cultivation together, in category of understanding. 再然后,就只能看埃里雅的发挥了,我也很好奇梦之境界到底是如何进入别人的梦境当中,本来就像一个单机游戏,仅限于自己,可以在里面疯狂打怪练级,后来增加了局域网联机功能,女孩们可以进来一起修炼,也在理解的范畴之内。 Now may be serious, the matter that the small merpeople must handle turns into the single player game others' dreamland, enters inside, is completely not the same concept. 现在可不得了,小人鱼要做的事情是把别人的梦境变成单机游戏,进入里面,已经完全不是同一个概念了。 If can be truant several, perhaps later I also...... 要是能偷学几手,说不定以后我也……嘿嘿嘿。 cough cough, such being the case, we matter cannot be delayed immediately start , right, but also misses the last important step not to complete —— to enter the dreamland of this fellow by whom? I thought that the relations, your two is quite appropriate.” 咳咳,既然如此,我们事不宜迟马上开始吧,哦,对了,还差最后一个重要的步骤没有完成——到底该由谁进入这家伙的梦境?我觉得嘛,就关系而言,你们两个比较合适。” I referred to Tiya and Evil Dragon, but also do some elect? Girlfriend who kisses/intimate the sisters, a meeting of minds good friend, what dream although my also very curious book had, but compared with this, steals the master is quite good with Alley in the one side quietly, when I learned, later also feared...... 我指了指蒂亚和恶龙蕾娜,还有的选么?一个亲似姐妹的闺蜜,一个臭味相投的好友,虽然我也很好奇本子娜到底做了什么样的梦,但是比起这个,还是悄悄在一旁跟埃里雅偷师比较好,等我学会了,以后还怕……嘿嘿嘿。 „...... Not with us together?” Tiya reveals the puzzle the expression. “凡凡……不和我们一起吗?”蒂亚露出困扰的表情。 I, by me with this person of princess's bad relations, ten had 8~9 to be repelled by her occasionally, I was not rare peep the dreamland of this fellow.” I give up, on difference high especially big orangutan that serious proper country character face. “我就不了,以我和这人偶公主的恶劣关系,十有八九会被她排斥,我也不稀罕偷窥这家伙的梦境。”我罢了罢手,就差高特大猩猩那一张严肃正经的国字脸了。 I feel supposed unable.” The self-confidence of Tiya fan, she thinks that I and person princess do hit occasionally really scold am the love? Asked, this matter really can only happen inside the novel. “我觉得应该不会。”蒂亚迷之自信,她以为我和人偶公主真是打是亲骂是爱?拜托了,这种事真只能发生在小说里头。 I do not want you to feel, I want me to feel.” “我不要你觉得,我要我觉得。” But, what to do if encounters the danger should in inside?” “但是,如果在里面遇到危险该怎么办?” Cannot.” I have a scare: In dream will also present the crisis?” “不会吧。”我吓了一跳:“梦里还会出现危机事件?” yī ya.” Alley said that meeting, moreover is the big probability. 咿呀。”埃里雅表示,会的,而且是大概率。 By you and person princess's relations, she should not visit you to have an accident occasionally helplessly, in the final analysis, the dreamland is operates by the master of dream, so long as she does not think you injured, you will not be injured absolutely.” “以你和人偶公主的关系,她应该不会眼睁睁看着你出事吧,说到底,梦境是由梦的主人所操纵,只要她不想你受伤,你就绝对不会受伤。” Exempts the peaceful justification user as green sinicizing of boundary of dream, my many somewhat understood, knows in the dreamland, the master sincerity of dream is God, so long as the imagination is rich enough, mental power is powerful enough, Saint moon/month virtue Wolf can turn in a big way to you bi Moe the younger sister. 作为梦之境界的绿色汉化免安装版使用者,我对此多少有几分了解,知道在梦境里面,梦的主人真心就是上帝,只要想象力足够丰富,精神力足够强大,圣月贤都能给你变成大【哔】萌妹。 That said that but if Nana really can completely control oneself dreamland, she had waked not?” “话是这么说,但如果娜娜真的能完全控制得了自己的梦境,那她早就醒过来了不是吗?” Draws back 100 steps, can my strength display in the dreamland of this fellow?” “退一百步,我的实力在这家伙的梦境里能发挥出来么?” I was many for several points to worry, suddenly does not want to make Tiya go to adventure, at this time really first sent several tool people to probe quite well, you looked, I had the foreknowledge, brought a large crowd, was the time makes the nag they burn oneself, gave off heat for the alliance illumination. 我多了几分担忧,忽然不想让蒂亚去冒险了,这种时候果然还是先派几个工具人去试探试探比较好,你瞧,我多有先见之明,带来了一大群人,是时候让老马他们燃烧自己,为联盟发光发热了。 yī ya yī ya.” The small merpeople comforted me, as soon as passes, the approximate meaning is my mental power is powerful enough, and there is a boundary of dream ability, will be quite small in the suppression that in the dreamland receives. 咿呀咿呀。”小人鱼安慰了我一通,大致的意思是我精神力足够强大,且有梦之境界的能力,在梦境之中受到的压制会比较小。 Arrived what degree? The simple point said that if book has the evil thought that wants entering in her dreamland me turns into big bi that lacks the strength to truss up a chicken to sprout/moe the younger sister, arranges several elder brother Breene or beastman to me again, I can not be dry, even can also change 16 abdominal muscles, elder brother Breene and beastman will clamp entirely. 小到什么程度呢?简单点说,如果本子娜心生恶念,想将进入她梦境里面的我变成手无缚鸡之力的大哔萌妹,再给我安排几个哥布林或兽人,我可以不干,甚至还能变化出十六块腹肌,将哥布林和兽人统统夹死。 Thus and such and such, did not say that stirs up trouble in the book dream, but protects oneself can also achieve, such a ponders over, I felt that I must go, protects Tiya. 如此这般,不说在本子娜的梦里兴风作浪,但自保还能做到的,这么一琢磨,我感觉自己必须去,保护好蒂亚。 Ok, but also wordy anything, hurries, you looked that Alley drew magic array.” A Evil Dragon palm of the hand toward conducting the back to clap, hit my staggers, hurries then to look, yeah? Little fellow yī ya yī ya lovable snort/hum not well-known song, takes the trident as the writing skill, the ground does not know when had had kind of trigonometric form magic array. “好了,还在罗里吧嗦些什么,赶紧出发吧,你看埃里雅把魔法阵都画好了。”恶龙蕾娜一巴掌往背上拍过来,打的我一个踉跄,赶紧回头看,可不是么?小家伙咿呀咿呀的可爱哼着不知名小曲,以三叉戟为笔头,地上不知何时已经多出了一个类三角型的魔法阵 When?! My master plan secretly!! 什么时候?!我的偷师计划!! Evil Dragon is full of enthusiasm, the life-saving is cherished, will step into the middle of magic array, Alley trident searches suddenly suddenly, therefore the meteor stride of this small female dragon, stepped on the tip of trident. 恶龙蕾娜兴致勃勃,救人心切,正要踏入魔法阵当中,冷不防埃里雅忽然三叉戟一探,于是这小母龙的流星大步,就踩在了三叉戟的尖头上。 The entire portrait petrified is the same, suddenly was motionless, is maintaining the stance of taking the stride, after one second, the pitiful yell sound got up, Evil Dragon held a sole ball, the head entire is submerging to the smallpox in furiously. 整个人像石化了一样,忽然一动不动,保持着迈出大步的姿态,一秒过后,惨叫声响起,恶龙蕾娜抱着脚底奋力一弹,脑袋又整个没入到天花上了。 Miserable, under Dragon King second miserable. 惨,龙王之下第二惨。 I roasted your fish tail!” “我烤了你这鱼尾巴!” yī ya!” 咿呀!” I and father-in-law Sir pull open a dragon fish that must fight to the death respectively, making both sides calm down, the explanation is clear. 我和岳父大人分别拉开了要决一死战的一龙一鱼,让双方冷静下来,解释清楚。 Simple point said, Alley you are make her do not go right.” “简单点说,埃里雅你是让她不要去对吧。” Why why? I understood, your fish tail uses one's office to redress personal grievances, are you a fish?!” A Evil Dragon face grief and indignation upbraids. “凭什么为什么?我明白了,你这鱼尾巴公报私仇,你还是个鱼吗?!”恶龙蕾娜一脸悲愤怒叱。 Then the issue came, does the merpeople calculate the fish? 那么问题又来了,人鱼算鱼吗? „, Calm, I think that Alley definitely has her reason, right.” “蕾娜,冷静一点,我想埃里雅肯定有她的理由,对吧。” yī ya, yī ya yī ya.” 咿呀,咿呀咿呀。” Unlike the smart person in a moment is, the merpeople little princess expressed. 跟聪明人说话就是不同,人鱼小公主如此表示。 Increase of population will increase the failure probability, a person are too few, two people has to take care of mutually, three people a little are unnecessary, probably is such meaning. 人数的增加会加大失败几率,一个人太少,两个人互相有个照应,三个人就有点多余,大概是这么个意思。 What as for why removed is Evil Dragon, is the matter of bright swayed, did not say the relational depth, is only consanguineous common origin, has made Evil Dragon lose with the qualifications of Tiya competition quota. 至于为什么被排除的是恶龙蕾娜,也是明摆的事情,不说关系深浅,光是同族同源这一项,就已经让恶龙蕾娜丧失和蒂亚竞争名额的资格了。 How even if Evil Dragon refuses to accept again, finally still can only accept this fact with clenched jaws, was eliminated, degenerates into the eating melon crowds that passed by to buy the soy sauce with the father. 就算恶龙蕾娜再怎么不服,最后也只能咬牙切齿的接受这个事实,惨遭淘汰,和父亲一起沦为路过打酱油的吃瓜围观群众。 ... 。。。
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