**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** The paradise of heavy return dragon, I pondered enough three seconds, realized oneself possibly by Evil Dragon flickering. 重回龙之乐园,我思考了足足三秒钟,意识到自己可能被恶龙蕾娜给忽悠了。 Alley I brought , sits on the shoulder, the process is very smooth, because was just too smooth, made me have the suspicion, give an exaggerated account of things that small female dragon said that done I also think that Alley is shutting what life and death pass/test, will soon welcome the big breakthrough. 埃里雅我带来了,喏,在肩膀上坐着,过程很顺利,但正因为太顺利了,才让我产生了怀疑,那小母龙说的天花乱坠,搞的我还以为埃里雅是在闭什么生死关,即将迎来大突破。 Therefore prepared for passed through five passes/tests to cut six to make a big row the psychology of dragon palace —— to be certainly false, if so, I rather braced oneself to ask the king of merpeople to help, not possible to disturb Alley. 于是做好了闯五关斩六将大闹龙宫的心理准备——当然是假的,如果真是这样,我宁愿硬着头皮去找人鱼之王帮忙,也不可能去打扰埃里雅。 Has this to enter in the lake cautiously, the obstruction it is expected that has not appeared, Alley entourage very polite welcome me to the lake bottom palace, then on the fine soft shell bed, Alley exuded lovable yī ya one, without I was close then to wake from the sleep, rises with a spring to throw my arms. 带着这份小心翼翼进入湖中,预想的阻挠没有出现,埃里雅的随从很客气的将我请到了湖底宫殿,然后精致柔软的贝壳床上,埃里雅发出可爱的咿呀一声,没等我接近便从睡梦中醒过来,一跃而起扑到了我怀里。 With was not different in the past. 和往常没什么两样。 Explained the situation, Alley Accor is lifting the gold trident of chopsticks size, immediately indicates to immediately, saved is stranded sparks/Mars...... not, the person princess who was stranded the dreamland, heard occasionally must go to paradise of the dragon far away, sea clan entourage has not said anything, even has not planned to follow escorts, made me easily turn Alley. 说明情况,埃里雅高举着筷子大小的黄金三叉戟,当即表示要立刻出发,拯救被困火星……啊不,是被困梦境的人偶公主,听说要去大老远的龙之乐园,海族随从也没说什么,甚至都没打算一路跟随护送,就这么让我轻易把埃里雅拐了出来。 I said, your guard hearts is a little are slightly defective? Said express is too confident to the east wind of king of merpeople? This is not any cat flatter dog that finds at everywhere, is your princess, the sole heir of king of sea, felt relieved that makes her wander all over the world with me? 我说,你们的防范心是不是稍微有点欠缺？还是说对人鱼之王的东风快递太有信心？这可不是海里随处可见的阿猫阿狗,是你们的公主殿下,大海之王的唯一继承人诶,就这么放心让她跟我浪迹天涯？ Naturally, the horizon is not possible, the oceanic trench to can consider. 当然,天涯是不可能的,海沟到是可以考虑。 One side will not first have the sea clan guard of sense of crisis to put did not say, we said again Evil Dragon of outright nonsense, I thought that she is afraid to ask Alley, must bow to Alley, therefore said things just to frighten people, said that what Alley is closing up, I cannot awaken, deceive I immature frail mind, agitated I pitiful and base and low vanity, making me think that I the position in Alley heart was unique, the sense of mission bursting, wants not to want on receiving quest many. 先将毫无危机感的海族护卫放到一边不说,我们再来说说满口胡言的恶龙蕾娜,我觉得她就是害怕去求埃里雅,要向埃里雅低头,所以才危言耸听,说什么埃里雅在闭关,非我不能叫醒,欺骗我幼小脆弱的心灵,鼓动我可怜又卑微的虚荣心,让我以为我在埃里雅心中的地位独一无二,使命感爆棚,想也没多想就接下了任务。 Must go back to ask her to do accounts. 得回去找她算账。 „yī ya!” Alley as if induced my idea, lifted up high the small trident, the imposing manner full tenderness is shouting one, sprouted is too lovable. “咿呀！”埃里雅仿佛感应到了我的想法,高举着小小的三叉戟,气势满满的娇喊一声,太萌太可爱了。 „Very good, I copy the escape route, lures the snake from its hole, you use diversionary tactics, destroy Yellow Dragon.” I gesticulated several mysterious hand signals to the small merpeople, no matter also she understands to understand, then has a face Tom cat -type sinister smile, being soundless arrives at the entrance to ambush, on Alley to shoulder gesticulates, jumping down that she understands, hides in gate another side. “很好,我抄后路,引蛇出洞,你声东击西,直捣黄龙。”我冲小人鱼比划了几个神秘的手势,也不管她有没有听懂看懂,便带着一脸汤姆猫式的阴笑,蹑手蹑脚的来到门口埋伏起来,冲肩膀上的埃里雅比划一圈,她心领神会的跳下来,躲到门的另一边。 „tai, young female Lugner assigns/life to come!” The pig of giving the heck advances vigorously suddenly, plunging Evil Dragon of making threatening gestures. “呔,小母龙纳命来！”不管三七二十一的猪突猛进,张牙舞爪的扑向恶龙蕾娜。 „Does, courts death?” Evil Dragon has the question at the same time, the movement is not slow, the long leg lifts , without the brain is one flies to trample, but also always likes looking at my tip of the nose. “干嘛,找死？”恶龙蕾娜一边发出疑问,动作不慢,长腿一抬,无脑就是一记飞踹,还老喜欢瞄着我鼻头。 However...... stupid! 但是……愚蠢！ At a crucial moment within, my non- side not busy light pressed a left ear to be healthy, a falling to the ground skirt slowdown shovel, evaded flew to trample at the same time, succeeded as scheduled circled to Evil Dragon behind. 千钧一发间,我不方不忙的轻按了一下左耳朵健,一个倒地裙下滑铲,躲过了飞踹的同时,成功的按照原计划绕到恶龙蕾娜身后。 Raises while convenient, is the security trousers. 顺便一提,是安全裤。 This is unimportant, my both hands close up, the five fingers interlock, the index finger makes the spear/gun, the slippery shovel has not stopped, then wriggles the waist to turn over/to stand up, this posture, this body posture, did not need this move to be a pity. 这并不重要,我双手合拢,五指交错,食指做枪,滑铲尚未停下,便一个扭腰翻身,这个姿势,这个体位,不用这一招太可惜了。 The millenniums kill! 千年杀！ Then at present one black, had anything to stick on my face, dirty, brings the foot stink, the preliminary estimate was a shoe sole. 接下来眼前一黑,有什么东西糊在了我的脸上,脏脏的,带着点脚臭味,初步估计是鞋底。 The familiar sound, making my small heart and liver tremble. 熟悉的声音,让我小心肝一颤。 „Is this...... the recent young people popular method of?” “这……是最近的年轻人流行的玩法么？” The father-in-law Sir, you listens to me to explain, I and am just making...... 岳父大人,你听我解释,我和蕾娜只不过是在闹着…… „ahh...... the smelly fish tail you dare!” “啊啊啊……臭鱼尾巴你敢！” I had not argued with enough time, the Evil Dragon pitiful yell sound passed on, listening to that to be familiar, takes the ocean waves as the revolving howling sound of accompaniment, I then know, this small female dragon has not escaped the billowing steamroll of destiny gear eventually, cannot evade Alley must kill throws the technique —— deep sea big vortex personal. 我还没来得及辩解,恶龙蕾娜的惨叫声就传了过来,听着那再熟悉不过的,以海浪为伴奏的旋转呼啸声,我便知道,这小母龙终究是没有逃过命运齿轮的滚滚碾压,没能躲过埃里雅的必杀贴身投技——深海大旋涡。 Alley, the dry/does attractiveness, trades one, this wave does not owe. 埃里雅,干的漂亮,一换一,这波不亏。 I comfort myself, has prepared for is presented psychology also by father-in-law Sir ten times, actually unexpectedly at present suddenly is one bright, has turned head, the father-in-law Sir has dropped out me, turns the fat waist to rush toward Alley. 我这么安慰自己,已经做好了被岳父大人十倍奉还的心理准备,却不料眼前忽然又是一亮,回过头,岳父大人已经抛下我,扭着胖腰朝埃里雅冲了上去。 Awful, wants to act to Alley? Although I can understand that the daughter was bullied to take the father how, regardless of must raise one's head this impulsive, but wants to bully miserable small mermaid princess, I will be do not look absolutely helplessly. 糟糕,是想对埃里雅出手吗？虽然我能理解女儿被欺负作为父亲无论如何也要出头这份冲动,但是想要欺负楚楚可怜的小人鱼公主,我是绝对不会眼睁睁看着的。 „, Isn't this Alley? Long time no see, has grown into the slim and graceful Sir.” “哦哦哦,这不是小埃里雅吗？真是好久不见了,已经长成亭亭玉立的大人了。” Looks that Alley leaps the palm of the hand of jumping up father-in-law Sir, is lifting the earnest regards of Trident yī ya yī ya, seems the long-acquainted acquaintance, I raised the head, has a look at head inverting scallion again the submerging smallpox top, the body just like Evil Dragon who a grass no use oscillates, why does not know, the heart is a little sour. 看着埃里雅一跃跳上岳父大人的巴掌,举着咿呀咿呀的热切问候,好似相识已久的熟人,我抬起头,再看看脑袋倒插葱似的没入天花顶,身体犹如一根无助的小草摆来摆去的恶龙蕾娜,不知为何,心有点酸。 Has confirmed the look, indeed is a biological father right. 确认过眼神,的确是亲爹没错。 „Aiya, originally Uncle Hatty and Alley knew that I am also thinking gives you to introduce.” At this time, Eika Layh made noise to break the somewhat subtle atmosphere, looked at she somewhat surprised expression, did this matter really have is worth surprisedly? “哎呀,原来哈迪叔叔和埃里雅认识呀,我还想着给你介绍一下呢。”这时候,艾卡莱伊出声打破了有些微妙的气氛,瞧她有些吃惊的表情,这事真有那么值得惊讶么？ „Right, I have known with Alley.” The father-in-law Sir responded, ended and Alley conversation rapidly, coughed lightly several, looked solemnly and respectfully, appearance that must explain serious. “没错,我和小埃里雅早就认识了。”岳父大人反应过来,也迅速结束了和埃里雅的交谈,轻咳数声,面露肃穆,一副要正经八百解释的样子。 „ You also know, our Dragon King your majesty and salt fish......, are not the king of merpeople are good friends, I, as Dragon King your majesty chef, when your majesty visits the king of merpeople as accompanying, knew Alley at that time, right “你也知道,我们的龙王陛下和咸鱼……啊不,是人鱼之王是好朋友,我呢,作为龙王陛下的御用厨师,在陛下拜访人鱼之王的时候作为随行,就是在那个时候认识了小埃里雅,对吧 , Alley. ” ,小埃里雅。” „yī ya ~~ ~” Alley crooked, the index finger light point cheek help/gang makes the recollection shape, as if can see that a big question mark braves from the top of the head, probably was saying, is this, the matter long ago, I somewhat could not remember probably . “咿呀~~~”埃里雅头歪了歪,食指轻点腮帮做回忆状,仿佛能看到一个大大的问号从头顶上冒出来,好像在说,是这样么,好久以前的事情了,我好像有些记不得了,诶嘿。 She is really lovable. 她真可爱。 Compared with this, my more surprised another matter. 比起这个,我更惊讶另外一件事。 „That...... does Uncle Hatty, Dragon King Sir go out to take you continually?” “那个……哈迪大叔,龙王大人连外出都要带上你？” „What's wrong, has the issue?” Warm braw drizzle of reverse side to Alley, the father-in-law Sir stares ill-humoredly. “怎么,有问题吗？”一反面对埃里雅的暖风细雨,岳父大人没好气的瞪过来。 „No, no......” “不,没什么……” I felt, pure was deceived also well, the sense of taste had the serious deviation is also good, Dragon King it, was really miserable! 我就是觉得,无论是单纯的被欺骗也好,还是味觉出现了严重偏差也好,龙王它,实在是太惨了！ „Fish —— tail —— close to ——!!!” “鱼——尾——巴——！！！” Pulls out rutabaga, two support the ceiling to pull out the head, Evil Dragon devils charging into Alley, this, this must teach this fish well, making her know that whose domain this is, also dares is so rampant unexpectedly. 拔大头菜似的,两手撑着天花板将脑袋拔出来,恶龙蕾娜凶神恶煞的冲向埃里雅,这回,这回一定要好好教训这条鱼,让她知道这是在谁的地盘,竟然还敢如此嚣张。 The stupid fat dragon will also turn into the chemical fertilizer to irrigate while convenient together, do I want this father what to use? 哦,顺便将笨肥龙也一起变成化肥浇了吧,我要这种父亲何用？ „Wait.” I block this small female dragon, have a matter to talk clearly, otherwise is this goods gets what one deserves. “等等。”我将这小母龙拦住,有件事必须说清楚,不然就是这货活该。 „You said that Alley in the winter......, is not closing up, is breaking through, easily cannot awaken, added that her guard will stop, is the deceiving words is right, I have not encountered the stop, but also without making noise, Alley oneself awoke.” “你说埃里雅在冬……啊不,是在闭关,在突破,轻易叫不醒,还说她的护卫会阻拦,都是骗人的话对吧,我根本就没有遭遇到阻拦,还没出声,埃里雅就自个醒了。” „Ha? The present is to discuss this minor matter time? You give me the make way!” “哈？现在是讨论这种小事的时候吗？你给我闪开！” „I, my immature mind did not suffer the huge deceit, this person is my dragon knight combines, hates bitterly!” “我不,我幼小的心灵遭受到了巨大欺骗,这个人还是我的龙骑士组合,痛心疾首啊！” „Deceives not little quick meat, do I also punch you you not to mention this matter frequently? Also, your moral integrity did not have also the immature mind.” Was saying to be saying, this small female dragon also recovered consciousness finally, the reason came back several points, ponders over not to discover right. “骗一骗也不会少快肉,我还经常揍你呢你不提这事？再说了,你节操都没了还幼小心灵呢。”说着说着,这小母龙也总算缓过来了,理智回来了几分,琢磨一下发现不对。 „Wait, how did I deceive you? Also serves a need to deceive on your intelligence quotient?” “等等,我怎么就骗你了？就你这智商还用得着骗？” „Alley, you reasoned things out, tells this fellow me to receive what grievance.” I stretch out the palm of the hand, Alley that leap from the father-in-law Sir, the spirited trident inserts toward the ground, two fork waists, are confronting with Evil Dragon, as if this is her domain. “埃里雅,你来说说理,告诉这家伙我受了什么委屈。”我伸出巴掌,埃里雅从岳父大人那一跃过来,神气的三叉戟往地上一插,两手叉腰,和恶龙蕾娜对峙着,仿佛这是她的地盘。 That...... Alley, this is not a floor, is my palm...... considers as finished, some minor matters are not important. 那个……埃里雅,这不是地板,是我的手掌……算了,些许小事不打紧。 However, but so inserted somewhat sorely actually, is it possible that attaches the attribute that what Amplify Damage ache doubled and so on? No wonder that small female dragon was forked arrives at the time each time shouts and wrangles, flies upwards same place. 但是,只是这般浅浅插了一下却真的有些疼啊,莫非附加了什么伤害加深疼痛加倍之类的属性？难怪那小母龙每次被叉到的时候都大呼小叫,原地飞升。 Then, to become Butang the time starts. 那么,成步堂时间开始。 „Isn't your fish tail closing up the breakthrough?” “你这鱼尾巴难道不是在闭关突破？” „yī ya.”() “咿呀。”(是的) to become Butang the time ended. 成步堂时间结束。 Evil Dragon unemotional visits me, probably is looking at a corpse. 恶龙蕾娜面无表情的看着我,像是在看一具尸体。 „Wait, Alley, you made a mistake, how is closing up breaks through possibly easily to wake, this fellow said 【This kind of time no one can awaken you】 Such foolish talk.” “等等,埃里雅,你搞错了吧,在闭关突破怎么可能那么轻易醒过来,这家伙可是说了【这种时候没人能叫醒你】这样的蠢话。” „yī ya yī ya.” Alley has turned head, gesticulates to explain toward me. “咿呀咿呀呀。”埃里雅回过头,比手画脚朝我解释起来。 The general idea/careless is Evil Dragon said right, she is closing up the breakthrough, has urged the guard to block the guest, cultivates( rests) line( sleep/felt) unable to be disturbed, but the master Elder Brother is an exception, is because induced to the master Elder Brother came, gives up closing up immediately wakes. 大意是恶龙蕾娜说的没错,她是在闭关突破,已经叮嘱了护卫拦下客人,修(睡)行(觉)不能被打扰,但是主人哥哥除外,也是因为感应到主人哥哥来了,才会立刻放弃闭关醒过来。 „Alley!” My affected hugs the small merpeople in the bosom, wishes one could under the contract the fish pond of the world to give to her immediately. “埃里雅！”我感动的将小人鱼抱在怀里,恨不得立刻承包下全世界的鱼塘送给她。 „yī ya.” The small merpeople acts like a spoiled brat in my arms warmly, is also raising head suddenly, gently a pecking on my chin. “咿呀。”小人鱼在我怀里热情撒娇,冷不防还仰着头,在我下巴上轻轻一啄。 „Disturbed your loving for one another to be possible really to be sorry, but, the present is my round!” The Evil Dragon voice just resounded, an exquisite fair fist then has the imposing manner of landslide tsunami to attack fiercely toward us. “打扰你们的相亲相爱可真是抱歉了,但是,现在是我的回合！”恶龙蕾娜的声音刚响起,一个小巧白皙的拳头便带着山崩海啸的气势朝我们痛击而来。 „yī ya!” Alley brave keeping off in front, but the next second, she disappeared in my palm. “咿呀！”埃里雅勇敢的挡在前面,但是下一秒,她在我的手心消失了。 Alley? 埃里雅呢？ I quickly grasp the meaning of something, responded that several rackets, center the Evil Dragon angry fist, half face wave plait, got down slowly hollowly. 我一个激灵,反应慢了几拍,正中恶龙蕾娜的怒拳,半张脸都波浪打褶,凹陷下去了。 Before feeling, has never had the striking power, I only flash through a thought with enough time. 感受到以前从未有过的攻击力,我心里只来得及闪过一个念头。 Lying trough, this small female dragon Haonu. 卧槽,这小母龙好怒。 Then, although was the platitudes issue should also be used to it properly speaking, but was used to it is not equal to being probable to accept, was not equal to that must swallow an insult. 然后,虽然是老生常谈的问题照理来说也应该习惯了,但习惯了不等于要接受,不等于就得忍气吞声。 Therefore , why injured always I?! 所以说,为什么受伤的总是我？！ ... 。。。