**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** Complaining complained, the appearance that but Evil Dragon unexpectedly also really the father-in-law Sir drawing, the whole face was not glad, cast aside book one on bed at will, said. 吐槽是这么吐槽,但恶龙蕾娜竟然还真把岳父大人给拉过来了,满脸不乐意的样子,随意撇了床上的本子娜一眼,道。 „Does not have the problem, fell asleep.” Then the racket the buttocks, turned the fat waist to slide. “没毛病,睡着了。”然后拍拍屁股,扭着胖腰溜了。 „Since the stupid fat dragon said......” “既然笨肥龙都说了……” „Wait wait/Etc. etc..” I stop the Evil Dragon relieved speech hastily: „It is not I do not believe that the mountain...... cough cough, I mean Uncle Hatty, what look of but shouldn't look for credible point doctor at this time?” “等等等等。”我连忙止住恶龙蕾娜的安心发言:“不是我不相信岳……咳咳,我是说哈迪大叔,但这种时候不是应该找个靠谱一点的医生什么的看看么？” „Stupid fat dragon, although seems like not credible, the vision does not have the issue, moreover Olivet is a doctor of our big dragon clan.” This small female dragon rare proper explained to me. “笨肥龙虽然看起来不怎么靠谱,眼光还是没问题的,而且奥莉薇雅就是我们巨龙一族的医生啊。”这小母龙难得正经的给我解释了一回。 „Are you a doctor?” Is my face shocking, studies the crazy concurrent job doctor? Such role appears in the horror film generally either, either appears in the mourning corpse plays. “你是医生？”我一脸震惊,研究狂兼职医生？这样的角色一般要么出现在恐怖片,要么出现在丧尸游戏里。 „Right, what issue has?” A Olivet face is confident, brings a pride. “没错,有什么问题吗？”奥莉薇雅一脸坦然,带着点骄傲。 „Will your big dragon also get sick?” “你们巨龙也会得病？” „It is not easy, but always has to like doing to toss about own, powerful body, cannot shoulder the wonderful ideas in their brain.” “不容易,但总有喜欢作死折腾自己的,再强悍的躯体,也扛不住它们脑子里的奇思妙想。” Then to is also, I felt relaxed immediately. 那到也是,我顿时释然了。 „But that is the big dragon doctor, felt looks for human doctor anything is quite good.” Saw that the topic a little turned in the impasse, my tactful suggestion said. “但那是巨龙医生吧,感觉还是找个人类医生什么的比较好。”眼看话题又有点拐到了死胡同里了,我委婉的暗示道。 „Actually you do not need that to worry greatly, I once travelled for pleasure in continent after a period of time, as pharmacist, is also very clear to the disease symptom of human.” “其实你大可不用那么担心,我曾经在大陆游历过一段时间,以药师的身份,对人类的病状也十分清楚。” The versatile study tyrant, cannot stir up, says goodbye. 全能学霸,惹不起,告辞。 Speaking of this share, I surrendered thoroughly, said is also, Evil Dragon did not worry, Elder Sister White Dragon little did not worry, I worry about anything blindly. 说到这个份上,我彻底投降了,说的也是,恶龙蕾娜不担心,白龙小姐姐也不担心,我一个劲瞎操心什么。 „Hou, cannot look, you also very care about Nana.” The Evil Dragon elegant face collects suddenly, a pair of pitch-black shining eye pupil stares at me to look carefully, although felt not that a matter, but did not gush out one at heart voluntarily by inexplicable afraid. “哦嚯,看不出来,你还挺关心娜娜的。”恶龙蕾娜的俏脸忽然凑上来,一双乌黑发亮的眼眸仔细盯着我瞧,虽然感觉不是那么回事,但心里还是不自觉的涌出了一股被莫名的心虚。 „...... Has not had the means that if this fellow has problems, I do not have the means to confess to Tiya.” “没……没办法,要是这家伙出了什么问题,我没办法向蒂亚交代。” Right, Tiya! 对了,蒂亚！ Originally finds an excuse to conceal casually......, is not the excuse, I really think, made me find the inspiration in brief, cannot wanting to pin on completely looking at far-fetched Olivet and left shoulder has not tied up the cloth strip is not in history the youngest executive chef but possibly is in history on the father-in-law Sir of oldest murder chef, my also winner moving point went into action. 本来只是随便找个借口掩饰……啊呸,可不是借口,我是真这么想的,总而言之让我找到了灵感,不能将希望全部寄托在看着不靠谱的奥莉薇雅以及左肩上没有绑布条的不是史上最年轻特级厨师但可能是史上最年长杀人厨子的岳父大人身上,我也得主动点行动起来。 Now, is not the scruples 【I called underage enemy girlfriend's hometown that arrived at itself unmarried to be first pregnant to play other wives together, causing its good nature father violent anger wildly with rage to choke to death to skin me while still alive dismantle to be hanging in paradise of entrance dragon】 This matter time. 现在,可不是顾忌【我把其他妻子一起叫上来到了自己未婚先孕的未成年冤家女友的家乡游玩,导致其好脾气的父亲暴怒狂怒将我活活掐死剥皮拆骨悬挂在龙之乐园入口】这种事情的时候了。 „......” “……” Earnest discrete careful thinks again, can have scruples is quite good? 认真谨慎仔细再想一想,会不会顾忌点比较好呢？ „I meant, Nana had/left such matter, even if the issue is not big, we have the means solution, must inform a Tiya, right.” “我的意思是说,娜娜出了这样的事情,就算问题不大,我们有办法解决,也要告知一声蒂亚,对吧。” Finally I made a difficult choice, the option will give Tiya, if she being in suspense book must come, I...... 最终我做出了一个艰难的抉择,将选择权交给蒂亚,她要是放心不下本子娜非要过来的话,我…… Now goes to the police station to surrender also with enough time? Can preserve own dog's life? 现在去派出所自首还来得及么？能保住自己的狗命么？ „Said is also, did not tell a Tiya is not good.” Wavers in the cliff in me, by suffering time, Evil Dragon was refreshed the handle I to kick. “说的也是,不告诉一声蒂亚可不行。”在我在悬崖边徘徊不定,备受煎熬的时候,恶龙蕾娜却爽快一脚把我踢了下去。 „Eika Layh, asked your matter.” My tears full filled/surplus turning around looks to the White Dragon little elder sister, the expression is gradually painful. “艾卡莱伊,拜托你件事。”我热泪满盈的转身看向白龙小姐姐,表情渐渐沉痛。 „Yes, what does your excellency have to tell?” “是的,阁下有什么吩咐？” „I buried one box of gem under the First World Rogue Encampment family/home bed, in Lut Gholein the room cabinet of family/home also one box, the family/home of Curras harbor buried since did mental arithmetic orally under the third palm tree from the main house gate, Pandemonium Fortress orphanage, before the courtyard , my statue under foot, dug please must help me pound the statue together, the bookshelf's third row of Harrogath fox person clan small fox tent can shove open...... the tree of most peak downward number elf clan crystal the yellow piece maidservant most liked lying down, in that was loaf in the second tree cave of third root branching slept.......” “我在第一世界罗格营地的家床底下埋了一盒宝石,鲁高因的家的房间橱柜里也有一盒,库拉斯特海港的家则是埋在了从家门口算起第三颗的棕树下,群魔堡垒的孤儿院,院子前我那座雕像脚下,挖的时候请务必帮我把雕像一起砸了,哈洛加斯狐人族小狐狸帐篷的书架第三排可以推开……精灵族水晶之树最顶端往下数起的黄段子侍女最喜欢躺在那偷懒睡觉的第三根分枝的第二个树洞里……” I am pulling the finger, recalls own little strongbox location, starts the vertical will. 我扳着手指头,回忆自己的小金库所在地,开始立遗嘱。 Looking up, is not only Evil Dragon, as well as unknown Olivet, including usually tranquil calm Elder Sister White Dragon little, shows a dumbfounded expression. 抬头一看,不光是恶龙蕾娜,以及素不相识的奥莉薇雅,连素来恬静镇定的白龙小姐姐,也露出一副目瞪口呆的表情。 Do not visit me like this, I will be shy. 别这样看着我,我会害羞的。 Wait, are because my will hasn't calculated them in? Such a wants is also right, although I and small female dragon did not have the couple status, but even the descendants had, not only need consider this small female dragon, in her belly must keep one, as for Elder Sister White Dragon little......, the intention to should on OK. 等等,是因为我的遗嘱没有把她们算到里面吗？这么一想也对,虽然我和小母龙还没有夫妻名分,但连后代都有了,不仅仅要考虑到这小母龙,还有她肚子里的也得留一份,至于白龙小姐姐……呃呃呃,心意到了应该就OK。 Kept a serious look pondered the moment, I somewhat embarrassed opens the mouth. 表情严肃的思考了片刻,我有些难为情的开口。 „We live in that now, my room, hollowed out by me by bed that stone block stool, some inside good things, Evil Dragon your family, Uncle Hatty behind that chair that piles in the gold coin mountain, you are looking carefully, should have a blue box, just shortly after conceals, but also without covering heat, you, if must first take away anxiously.” “我们现在住着那,我的房间,靠床那张石墩凳子被我挖空了,里面有些好东西,还有恶龙蕾娜你家,哈迪大叔那张椅子正后方的那堆金币山里,你仔细找着,应该有一个蓝色的盒子,刚藏不久,还没捂热呢,你们要是急着要就先拿去吧。” „Do not tell me your Heaven also to hide has.” “别告诉我你天堂也藏着有。” „How do you know?” I am startled, should no one discover that is right, thinks shortly after oneself assign/life, said also no. “你怎么知道？”我大吃一惊,应该没人发现才对呀,想想自己命不久矣,说出来也没什么了。 „Angel clan that side I am not very familiar, really does not know that this/should conceals, I gave Sir Ural to take care simply, you can ask him to want, the cipher was this place not drills 300, this was I leaves the small spirit, inside was diamond, you helped me give her, told her to save eating ten million/countless.” “天使族那边我不是很熟悉,实在不知道该藏哪,我干脆就交给了乌格尔大人保管,你们可以找他要,暗号是此地无钻三百颗,这一份是我留给小幽灵的,里面都是钻石,你们帮我交给她,告诉她千万要省着吃。” Last pin money assigns, my entire soul obtained the sublimation, felt that this world does not have any is worth yearning, as if on oneself saw a kind and dignified Fokuang, so long as shouts a laozi may this so at once, will have the length a Angel little elder sister of pure white wing to drop from the clouds, oneself will pick, arrives at the Heaven nightclub, since then has the auspicious day on having no shame. 最后一处私房钱分配完毕,我整个灵魂得到了升华,感觉这个世界已经没有什么值得留恋的了,仿佛在自己身上看到了一层慈和庄严的佛光,只要大喊一声太上老君急急如律令,就会有长着一对洁白翅膀的天使小姐姐从天而降,将自己接走,来到天堂夜总会,从此过上没羞没臊的好日子。 „Sometimes I really suspected very much, I am the big dragon, are you big dragon?” The Evil Dragon look is somewhat absent-minded, even had the suspicion to own status. “有时候我真的很怀疑,到底我是巨龙,还是你才是巨龙？”恶龙蕾娜神色有些恍惚,甚至对自己的身份产生了怀疑。 „Overpraised, overpraises.” “过奖,过奖。” „I thought that is not praising you.” Olivet a little likes complaining. “我觉得蕾娜并不是在夸你。”奥莉薇雅有点喜欢吐槽。 „I thought that you worked a bit faster, restore the good instrument to say again.” I also returned to one, properly speaking should not, usually not meet before, but the brain wave of this fellow as if accidental/surprised and are in harmony very much, or can speak the words with anyone, is originally the ripe that type, therefore spoke was also more optional. “我觉得你还是快点干活,修复好仪器再说。”我也回了一句,按道理说本不该,以前素未谋面,但这家伙的脑电波似乎意外的和自己很合拍,或者说跟谁都能说上话,属于自来熟那种,所以说话也就随意了很多。 This should not be the arrogant big dragon should have the attribute that especially is a scientific research dragon. 这本不该是高傲的巨龙该有的属性,尤其还是一头科研龙。 Olivet feels death staring that the small female dragon threw immediately, shrank the neck, oh, continued to start to work. 奥莉薇雅立刻感受到了小母龙重新投来的死亡凝视,缩了缩脖子,乖乖哦了一声,继续开始干活了。 The small female dragon turns head, why makes mistakes actually not to know a face spirited direction obviously: „I am defending here, after all is also my mistake, was I letter/believes Olivet to make Nana turn into this appearance, why you should why go, stupid fat dragon that training do not fall.” 小母龙一回头,明明犯了错却不知为何一脸神气的指挥起来:“我就在这里守着,毕竟也是我的错,是我信了奥莉薇雅才让娜娜变成这个样子,你们该干嘛干嘛去,笨肥龙那的训练可别落下了。” First did not say that the manner of this fan, this fellow takes on has. 先不说这迷之神气,这家伙担当还是有的。 I and Eika Layh look at each other, helpless shaking the head, informs the special learning mode of father-in-law Sir. 我和艾卡莱伊相视一眼,无奈的摇了摇头,将岳父大人的特别训练方式告知。 „Hou?” The small female dragon transferred around me, the look somewhat ridiculed, originally prepared for is ridiculed, even gave itself to prepare a brand-new nickname —— really fragrant dragon knight. “哦嚯？”小母龙绕着我转了一圈,神色有些揶揄,本来做好了被嘲笑一番的准备,甚至给自己准备了一个崭新的外号——真香龙骑士。 „Ok, is not the matter at the worst, must borrow borrows, so as to avoid behind some people said that I am mean-spirited.” “算了,也不是什么大不了的事情,要借就借吧,免得有人背后说我小气。” „Really are you Evil Dragon?” I put out a hand to search her forehead subconsciously. “你真是恶龙蕾娜？”我下意识伸手探了探她的额头。 „Somalian words limelight, who is the Evil Dragon!” “索话注意点,谁是恶龙！” „That...... good dragon?” “那……好龙蕾娜？” „Ok, so long as is not this, as you like then.” “算了,只要不是这个,随你便吧。” Hit one to tremble, felt inexplicably, perhaps the Evil Dragon was not that bad, has almost been used to it in any case, only then this bastard Druid dares to call, unique, Identify was extremely high, once heard, did not need then to confirm that can trample directly. 打了一个寒颤,蕾奥娜莫名觉得,或许恶龙也不是那么坏,反正已经差不多习惯了,也就只有这混蛋德鲁伊敢这么叫,独一无二,辨识度极高,一旦听到了,不用回头确认就能直接一脚踹过去。 Un, wants to be indeed pretty good, Evil Dragon this name. 嗯,这么想的确不赖,恶龙蕾娜这个名字。 „Are you...... really willing to coordinate me?” “你……真的愿意配合我？” „How to say again how not to prefer again, I also to assist you come, to boost the alliance comes, to save the Dark Continent innumerable lives comes, for you, in the face of the principle of righteousness, as a mature big dragon, what my Sacrifice point wasn't considered as absolutely?” “再怎么说,再怎么不情愿,我也是为了协助你们而来的,是为了助力联盟而来的,是为了挽救暗黑大陆的无数生灵而来的,绝对不是为了你,在大义面前,作为一头成熟的巨龙,我牺牲一点又算得了什么呢？” The Evil Dragon single foot lifts, steps the chair, a fork waist, refers to the daytime slantingly, the vision grief, the facial expression is imposing. 恶龙蕾娜单脚抬起,踏上椅子,一手叉腰,一手斜指长天,目光悲悯,神情凛然。 „This fellow came the Holy See mountain to have more than four years, all day was idle, did not sleep takes a stroll, now found own existence value finally.” I put one's mouth close to another's ear Eika Layh, whispered quietly, touched the innermost feelings softest place, unavoidably was a little sad, originally this small female dragon Evil Dragon was not easy. “这家伙来教廷山有四年多了,整天无所事事,不是睡觉就是溜达,现在总算找到了自己的存在价值。”我附耳艾卡莱伊,悄声嘀咕,触及到了内心最柔软的地方,不免有点忧伤,原来这小母龙恶龙也不容易啊。 „Death!” Previous second have a strong sense of righteousness, latter second of Evil Dragon who shamed the monkey buttocks, threw, wrestled one group with me. “死！”前一秒大义凛然,后一秒羞成了猴屁股的恶龙蕾娜,扑了上来,和我扭打成一团。 „You, if the sincerity is good for the friend ! No! Hit! Harass! I!” “你们要是真心为了朋友好,就！别！打！扰！我！” The next second, plays the fool to complain every kind is skilled, felt that the electric wave surpasses Olivet who compatibles, the incarnation became beautiful Dusha, everywhere dragon prestige just like a bomb to erupt from her, pulled down several my vertebra instantaneously, seems like unexpectedly compared with father-in-law Sir also wants the strong several points. 下一秒,装傻吐槽样样精通,感觉电波超合得来的奥莉薇雅,化身成了美杜莎,漫天的龙威犹如一颗炸弹从她身上爆发出来,瞬间就将我的脊椎压低了好几节,看似竟然比岳父大人的还要强几分。 A moment ago, time from the beginning, did Eika Layh call her Aunt Olivet probably? Then as if because the image drops sharply, turned said Olivet. 刚才,一开始的时候,艾卡莱伊好像叫她奥莉薇雅阿姨？然后似乎才因为形象大跌,变成了直呼奥莉薇雅。 In other words , at present this scientific research year of dragon discipline is big, compared with me, even is possibly stronger than the father-in-law Sirs, absolutely does not have the problem. 换言之,眼前这头科研龙年纪不小,比我强,甚至可能比岳父大人都强,完全没毛病。 In the face of ignition the iron fist of Olivet, I and Evil Dragon do not dare hurriedly, difficult is keeping the little darling image, no one is actually willing to leave, wants when continuously Olivet restores the ceremony, clarifies person of occasionally princess cup of lethargic sleep black tea, how to drink...... 在发火的奥莉薇雅的铁拳面前,我和恶龙蕾娜不敢造次,艰难的保持着乖宝宝形象,却谁也不愿意离开,都想要一直等到奥莉薇雅将仪式修复,弄清楚人偶公主这杯昏睡红茶,到底是怎么喝下去的…… ... 。。。