**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** Although Evil Dragon and Olivet ensure repeatedly does not have any major problem, does not need to be that worried, does not rely on hearsay, seeing is believing, said 1000 10,000, might as well make us go to look at a book condition. 尽管恶龙蕾娜和奥莉薇雅都一再保证没出什么大问题,不需要那么担心,耳听为虚,眼见为实,说一千道一万,也不如让我们进去看一眼本子娜的状况。 Therefore, we were invited to arrive in Olivet home......, I do not know that should describe with family/home phrase, perhaps said is the laboratory is more appropriate. 于是,我们受邀来到了奥莉薇雅的家中……呃,我不知道该不该用家这种字眼形容,或许说是实验室更恰当。 Can see to undergo some reorganizations, but is still everywhere the Wolf affiliation, the damage, the magic instrument stage of electric light twinkle, succeeds in giving up one section of one section, the every large or small metal conduit, as well as can see vaguely is the disruption glass of some type of giant vessel, under the foot stepped on not the well-known liquid that is sticking together slightly, smog that but also in sending out is irritating the nose lightly, brain hole big such as I, can return to original state before easily the explosion , the laboratory probably is what appearance. 可以看出经过了一些整理,但依然是满地狼藉,损坏的,电光闪烁的魔法仪器台,断成一截一截,大大小小的金属导管,以及依稀可以看出原本是某种巨大容器的碎裂玻璃,脚底下踩着微微黏着的不知名液体,还在散发着淡淡刺鼻的烟雾,脑洞大如我,很容易就能还原出爆炸前实验室大概是什么样子。 On the other hand, does the family/home of big dragon have the individuality? Although I see are not many, actually each one set up a new banner, for example at present Olivet family/home, entire dragon nest is a giant laboratory, if Old Man Fara and Tiya here, meet two eyes to shine surely. 话说回来,巨龙的家都那么有个性么？虽然我见的也不多,却个个都别树一帜,例如说眼前奥莉薇雅的家,整个龙巢就是一巨型实验室,若是法拉老头和蒂亚在这里,必定会两眼放光。 Evil Dragon family/home, splendid, the gold and greens full house, was disclosing from inside to outside evil aura of share of nouveau riche, the in addition father-in-law elderly man's chubby image, simply is the big dragon version and central scroll. 恶龙蕾娜的家,富丽堂皇,金碧满堂,从里到外透露着一股暴发户的恶俗气息,外加岳父老人家胖乎乎的形象,简直就是巨龙版的和中堂。 Eika Layh's family/home, is Uncle Walter's family/home, trough to is not big, perhaps lived in Lut Gholein too for a long time, has been used to that layout, perhaps to let Liz finds the feeling of beforehand family/home, in brief they transformed Lut Gholein that dragon nest in a big way...... are the castle are or more appropriate to the exaggerating villa, exactly the same. 艾卡莱伊的家,也就是瓦尔特大叔的家,槽点到是不大,或许是在鲁高因生活了太长时间,已经习惯了那的布局,又或许是为了让莉莉丝找回以前的家的感觉,总之他们将龙巢改造成了鲁高因那栋大到夸张的别墅……或者说是城堡更合适些,一模一样。 You can imagine my one to step into the dragon hole, saw the blue sky, is sunny and warm, the Lut Gholein aristocrat area broad street is reflecting the pale golden brilliance, then an entire castle as if wraps the appearance of kid in oneself at present, is that type incapable of complaining the feeling? 你能想象我一头踏入龙窟里面,看到了蓝天白云,阳光和煦,鲁高因贵族区宽阔的街道反射着淡金色的光辉,然后一整栋城堡仿佛套娃似的出现在自己眼前,那种无力吐槽感么？ The topic pulled far, can look, had problems to the experiment a little time, the laboratory was tidied up slightly, should because of here book who the experiment failure threw the street, vanished does not see, under the influence of Olivet, overstride let me several laboratory rooms that were disinclined to complain, finally in one as before was on laboratory layout room the bed of doubtful autopsy table modeling, saw calmly is lying down book. 话题扯远了,可以看出来,离实验出问题应该有一点时间了,实验室被稍稍收拾了一些,本该因为实验失败而在这里扑街的本子娜,也消失不见,在奥莉薇雅的引领下,跨过让我懒得吐槽的数间实验室房间,终于在一间依旧是实验室布局的房间的疑似解剖台造型的床上,看到了静静躺着的本子娜。 The first response, has the aura, at least does not have the belch fart, this is the good deed, it seems like two people words can believe several points. 第一反应,有气息,至少没嗝屁,这是好事,看来两人的话可以信几分。 As for you asked that my why cricket DS person will have the aura occasionally, can breathe, do not ask, asked is the magic long live, I had explained before early, book besides is unable to multiply, other body functions, have no difference from the vivid normal young girl completely completely completely. 至于你问我为什么蛐蛐DS人偶会有气息,能够呼吸,别问,问就是魔法万岁,我以前早解释过了,本子娜除了无法繁衍以外,其他的身体机能,和有血有肉的正常少女完全完全完全没有任何区别。 You think that I said like this, to particularly stress below this and that head can't describe the function in aspect? Your lower reaches! You are shameless! You are salty! Your anomaly! 你以为我这样说,是为了特别强调这样那样头部以下不可描述方面的机能？你下流！你无耻！你咸湿！你变态！ I said, mainly to stress book usually also has is breathing, you even can hear the pulse sound from her, the heartbeat, this showed sufficiently that help/gang builds the body Horadric mage to be boring to her, or obsession serious. 我这么说,主要是为了强调本子娜平时也有在呼吸,你甚至可以从她身上听到脉搏声,心跳声,这足以证明那帮给她打造身躯的赫拉迪克法师有多么无聊,或者说强迫症有多严重。 Although I thought she does not breathe even does not have the trifling thing, the principle is like the small spirit, but you manage her to use to breathe, she likes breathing the sudden rising to install the living person not to obstruct the person, who didn't have the breath freedom? 虽然我是觉得她就算不呼吸也没屁事,原理就和小幽灵一样,但你管她用不用呼吸,她就爱呼吸诈尸装活人也没碍着人吧,谁还没个呼吸自由？ The topic tore, first sees book, our hearts install slightly, have the breath, is hot, was inferior how we while hot...... do get the physical exam? 话题又扯开了,第一眼看到本子娜,我们的心稍稍安下,有呼吸,还是热的,不如我们乘热……检查一下身体如何？ Has a look at the body again, the aura is steady, the chest fluctuates, does not have any scar, abdominal cavity not hollow, the joint has not twisted, does not lack arm many legs, the skull as before complete(?), Hidden quite deep spiral spring hole, in addition is in good health(??), Face also that Zhang C show/unfolds popular face(???), Most mainly hot...... cough cough, I meant, we were also more relieved several points. 再看看身体,气息平稳,胸口起伏,没有任何伤痕,腹腔没有凹陷,关节没有扭曲,不缺胳膊不少腿,头盖骨依旧完整(？),隐藏颇深的发条孔尚且健在(？？),脸也还是那张某C展热门的脸(？？？),最主要还是热的……咳咳,我是说,我们又安心多了几分。 „!! Abnormal!!” The next second, I was being screamed by Evil Dragon trampled the room ruthlessly. “啊！！变态！！”下一秒,我被恶龙蕾娜尖叫着狠狠一脚踹出了房间。 Reason......, because inherited being vision like a torch ability of small spirit, a I seeing detail were too many, were too many. 原因嘛……因为继承了小幽灵的目光如炬能力,我一眼看出的细节太多了,太多了。 Only can say, this wave does not owe. 只能说,这波不亏。 Well, I just not in middle stop one, no? 咦,我刚刚没在中间停顿一下吧,没有吧？ Fortunately no. 还好没有。 The gate opens with great difficulty, walks, sees me still to scratch the nosebleed unceasingly, the Evil Dragon vision even more is puncturing the person. 好不容易门重新打开,走进来,见我还在不断擦着鼻血,恶龙蕾娜的目光越发刺人。 „Anomaly.” “变态。” „Was kicked by you, bridge of the nose bone quick break!” Is covering the nose, my jar sound jar air/Qi loud argument said. “是被你踢的,鼻梁骨都快断了！”捂着鼻子,我瓮声瓮气大声辩解道。 „Hehe.” “呵呵。” „You do not believe me not to relate, Eika Layh letter/believes was enough, said again, before also had to see...... ..................” “你不信我没关系,艾卡莱伊信就行了,再说了,以前又不是没见过……呃………………” The atmosphere fell into the deathly stillness silence. 气氛陷入了死寂般的沉默。 „Dying anomaly.” Evil Dragon whispered, then I flew. “死变态。”恶龙蕾娜嘀咕一声,然后我又飞了出去。 „That is really accidental/surprised, Tiya can testify for me!” “那真的是意外,蒂亚可以为我作证！” „Even Tiya must unexpectedly together by your nausea vision 【bi】 Regards, difficult escaping evil clutches?!” A Evil Dragon face is shocking, this little while really 100% regarded the abnormal vision. “竟然连蒂亚也要一起被你那恶心兮兮的目光【哔】视,难逃魔掌吗？！”恶龙蕾娜一脸震惊,这会儿是真的百分之百看待变态的目光了。 „Wait, what also wants the same place? Tries to mix in the strange phrase to slander my personality your underage issue young girl , Tiya is my wife is right, didn't fall my evil clutches that also to?” “等等,什么叫也要一起？试图混入奇怪的字眼污蔑我的人格么你这未成年问题少女,还有,蒂亚是我的妻子对吧,不落我的魔掌那还得了？” „Who is underage the bastard!” “谁是未成年啊混蛋！” „Good, that...... expectant mother?” “好吧,那……准妈妈？” „......” The Evil Dragon elegant face more suppresses is redder, the fist more grasps is tighter, like volcano that soon erupts. “……”恶龙蕾娜的俏脸越憋越红,拳头越握越紧,如同一座快要爆发的火山。 „Wait.” “等等。” At a crucial moment within, I compared with hand signal of suspension, to avoid situation since daily endless loop. 千钧一发间,我比了个暂停的手势,为了避免局势进入日常的死循环。 „Sorry, I am the anomaly.” “对不起,我是变态。” Apologized to everyone honestly. 老老实实的给大家道歉了。 Sorry, I am lolicon. 对不起,我是萝莉控。 Sorry, I am the daughter slave. 对不起,我是女儿奴。 Sorry, I do not have the moral integrity. 对不起,我没有节操。 Sorry, I gave in the river of history these enormous and powerful crossing over Savior army to lose face. 对不起,我给历史长河里那些浩浩荡荡的穿越者救世主大军丢人了。 Perhaps was shaken by my defeat dog imposing manner, Evil Dragon forgot launching an attack for a while, stands there is pointing at me, suo does not have/leave the words, rides this opportunity I to hurry to collect, sizes up again is not book of book shape. 兴许是被我的败犬气势所震,恶龙蕾娜一时忘了发难,愣愣站在那里指着我,嗦不出话,乘着这个机会我赶紧凑上去,再次打量已经不是本子形态的本子娜。 How see, only fell asleep probably, without problem. 怎么看,都只像是睡着了,没毛病呀。 „Right, right, fell asleep, I said from the beginning, but was the small issue, was you do not believe.” Olivet such as is the argument said. “对的,没错,就只是睡着了而已,我一开始就说了,只不过是小问题,是你们自己不信。”奥莉薇雅如是辩解道。 „, The present is to prove your own time, if you can awaken this fellow, I letter/believed.” I lean to open the body, to Olivet a hand signal of invitation. “那么,现在是证明你自己的时候了,如果你能将这家伙叫醒,我就信了。”我侧开身,对着奥莉薇雅比了一个请的手势。 Under vision gaze that in I and Eika Layh do wink, on Olivet volume upper eyelid, starts to emit the close sweat, she is cleaning unceasingly, the look somewhat moves fast, the footsteps do not dare to forward. 在我和艾卡莱伊一眨不眨的目光注视下,奥莉薇雅的额上脸上,开始冒出细密的汗水,她不断擦拭着,眼神有些飘忽,脚步丝毫不敢向前。 „So that's how it is, I understood.” “原来如此,我懂了。” Saw that Olivet displays afraid, my anything understood, a brain gloom, staggered suddenly, kneels down before the bed, the shivering right hand of convulsion , is actually also sleeping soundly toward that slowly firmly, the tranquil beautiful elegant face extended. 看到奥莉薇雅心虚的表现,我什么都懂了,大脑忽地一阵天昏地暗,一个踉跄,跪倒在了床前,抽风似的颤抖右手,缓缓地,却也坚定地,向着那张熟睡着的,恬静绝美的俏脸伸了过去。 Has thought planted the possibility that and you distinguished ten million/countless, has not actually thought, can be unexpectedly in this manner, towering, was utterly unjustified, you left from my side. 曾经想过千万种和你分别的可能性,却万万没想到,竟然会是以这种方式,突兀的,毫无道理的,你就从我身边离开了。 Many words, had not told you with enough time, many places, have not led you to stroll with enough time, many sentiments, have not combed with enough time, at this moment, my only energy...... 还有很多话语,没有来得及跟你说,还有很多地方,没有来得及带你逛,还有很多感情,没有来得及去梳理,事到如今,我只能…… „Wu Fan your excellency, I thought that does that is not good, if you also want the forehead.” “吴凡阁下,我觉得这么做不大好,如果你还想要额头的话。” „.” “哦。” I complied with one afraid, obedient took back the greasy pen of being ready to make trouble, fell back on Elder Sister White Dragon little behind, makes specialized. 我心虚的应了一声,听话的收回了蠢蠢欲动的油性笔,退到了白龙小姐姐身后,让专业的来。 „Actually was also thinking taking advantage of somebody's precarious position at this time, are you individual?” Returns Evil Dragon who the soul has come, with upbraiding said. “都这种时候了竟然还想着乘人之危,你还是个人么？”回过魂来的恶龙蕾娜,跟着怒叱道。 „I ponder over, even displays very sad appearance, does not help matters by my ability, handles a matter in one's power would rather.” “我是这么琢磨的,就算表现出很悲伤的样子,以我的能力也无济于事,倒不如做点力所能及的事情。” „Your excellency in one's power is really a little special.” Was complained by unknown Olivet. “阁下的力所能及真是有点特别。”被素不相识的奥莉薇雅吐槽了。 „Do not patronize is saying me, does she turn into this appearance is not your mistake? I calculate at most from the crime.” “别光顾着说我,她变成这副模样不都是你们的错吗？我顶多算个从罪。” „Is my mistake, blamed me to believe Olivet this fellow, I may really be a fool, was I harmed Nana.” Mentioned this, Evil Dragon clenched jaws, stared again to the chief criminal. “是我的错,都怪我信了奥莉薇雅这家伙,我可真是个笨蛋,是我害了娜娜。”一提起这茬,恶龙蕾娜咬牙切齿,再次瞪向罪魁祸首。 „This is the accident/surprise.” Olivet is also protesting: „Can 99.99% success ratios call lowly? Tested me to make 9999 times similar, has not made the mistake.” “这是意外。”奥莉薇雅也在喊冤:“百分之九十九点九九的成功率能叫低吗？类似这样的实验我已经做了九千九百九十九次了,从来没有出过差错。” „Olivet, this is your is not right.” I pushed the bridge of the nose, reveals the wisdom deep vision: „In my mathematical emperor eyes, so-called probability, be only 0 and 1, possibly do not exist any other.” “奥莉薇雅,这就是你的不对了。”我推了推鼻梁,露出睿智深沉的目光:“在我这个数学帝眼中,所谓的概率只有0和一,不存在其他任何可能。” „I also felt this fool said is very reasonable, he indeed only recognizes 0 and 1.” “我也觉得这笨蛋说的很有道理,他的确只认得0和一。” Evil Dragon spoke a word of praise for me rarely, but why does not know, always felt that the heart good pain, to be flowing the hot blood, looking like just poked by the blade is the same. 恶龙蕾娜难得为我说了句好话,但不知为何,总感觉心好痛,流着热腾腾的鲜血,就像是刚被刀戳过一样。 „Good, I understood, truly, in order to lets you comply with this experiment, rounds up to deceive you arbitrarily is I am not right, whatever I handle.” “好吧,我明白了,确实,为了能让你们答应这次实验,擅自四舍五入欺骗你是我的不对,我任凭处置。” Then, Olivet slightly is supine the fair neck, resembled was saying to us, even if handed over toward here the knife, wiped ruthlessly, I did not have the complaint. 说完,奥莉薇雅微微仰起白皙颈项,似是在对我们说,就算把刀子往这里递过来,狠狠一抹,我也毫无怨言。 The opposite party suddenly become so happy, exhibits the stance, whatever butchering, makes this small female dragon not have idea on the contrary, cannot really pull out the knife one wipes toward above. 对方忽然变得如此痛快,摆出一副任由宰割的姿态,反倒让这小母龙没了辙,总不能真掏出把刀子往上面一抹吧。 „Snort, after matter of penalty, said, currently also has is useful you time, knows that awakened mistakenly a bit faster Nana to me, limits you in a day...... not, within one hour!” “哼,惩罚的事以后再说,现在还有用得上你的时候,知道错了就快点给我把娜娜唤醒过来,限你在一天……不,一小时之内！” „In other words, can I continue to study?” Olivet turns hostile instantaneously, holds their palms together, reveals as if the child to obtain the naive purely joyful smile of beloved thing after untold hardships finally, under such smile , felt deceived Evil Dragon, lost the strength to droop the shoulder, waves. “也就是说,我能够继续研究咯？”奥莉薇雅瞬间变脸,双手合十,露出仿佛小孩子经过千辛万苦终于得到心爱之物的天真纯粹喜悦笑容,在这样的笑容下,原本还感觉上当受骗了的恶龙蕾娜,也失去了力气般耷拉起了肩膀,挥了挥手。 „No matter with what means that gives me a bit faster.” “不管用什么办法,给我快点。” „Words, although said, but one hour truly insufficient, even day of time, not necessarily is still enough, where if at least wants to clarify has problems.” “话虽然是这么说,但一个小时确实不够呢,就算是一天时间,也未必足够,至少要想弄清楚到底是哪里出了问题。” „As you of instigator, where does the issue leave does not know?” “身为始作俑者的你,连问题出在哪里都不知道吗？” „This reaches as high as the experiments of 99.99% success ratios, in my opinion should prepare completely safe, perfect, is impossible to have any accident/surprise to be right, if appeared, that found the issue possibly compared with solving on issue difficult 10,000,000x.” “这可是高达百分之九十九点九九成功率的实验,在我看来应该准备万全,完美无缺,不可能出现任何意外才对,如果出现了,那找到问题可能会比解决问题难上千万倍。” Saw that Evil Dragon must go wild to act crazy, Eika Layh comforts her hastily, how now to be angry again does not help matters, was inferior that we pull out the greasy pen...... to be sorry, I crack a joke. 眼看恶龙蕾娜又要抓狂发飙,艾卡莱伊连忙安抚住她,现在再怎么生气也无济于事,不如我们掏出油性笔……抱歉,我开玩笑的。 „Aunt Olivet, you recalls again carefully, in the middle of the process of experiment, appears what unusual condition?” “奥莉薇雅阿姨,你再仔细回想一下,实验的过程当中,有没有出现什么异常状况？” „Eh......” ponder long time, Olivet somewhat scruple opens the mouth. “呃……”沉思良久,奥莉薇雅有些迟疑的开口。 „, Is truly having the problem previous moment, some data fluctuated probably suddenly, went beyond the range of normal value, although only then that the time of a blink......, but is very strange, according to my supposition, this data should not experience the fluctuation to be right, looks like a string, the finger simply has not moved, oneself were actually shocked to make a sound.” “确实,在出现问题的前一刻,某个数据好像忽然波动了一下,超出了正常值范围,虽然只有那么一眨眼的功夫……但真的很奇怪,按照我的假设,这个数据本来不应该出现波动才对,就像是其中一根琴弦,手指根本没有拨动,却自己震动响起来了。” „If so, that might as well holds this questionable point, careful gets to the root of a matter, always compares does not have any clue to be better.” “如果是这样,那不妨就抓住这个疑点,仔细的追根究底一番,总比没有任何头绪要好。” „A point that said right, Eika Layh, you worthily are my lucky star, my confirmed that but requires time, the instrument that first I must first damage a moment ago restores, reappeared presented the unusual data a moment ago, can hold the clue.” “说的一点没错,艾卡莱伊,你不愧是我的福星,我这就去确认,不过需要一点时间,首先我得先将刚才损坏的仪器修复好,重现刚才出现异常的数据,才能抓住线索。” Saying, Olivet looks to Evil Dragon. 这么说着,奥莉薇雅看向恶龙蕾娜。 „So long as can get back well Nana.” At this moment, the proud small female dragon also can only bow to the reality, ill-humored white opposite party eyes. “只要能将娜娜恢复过来就好。”事到如今,骄傲的小母龙也只能向现实低头,没好气的白了对方一眼。 „We now what to do?” Saw that Olivet digs to the laboratory inside, it is estimated that at least also 1-2 days of times can see a progress, Elder Sister White Dragon little the concerned vision falls to me on. “那我们现在怎么办？”眼看奥莉薇雅一头扎入到实验室里头,估计至少也得1-2的功夫才能看出点进度,白龙小姐姐关切的目光落到我身上。 „What to do can also, wait.” I shrug, good Ji You to have problems, the Evil Dragon mind chaos, under such condition, I absolutely do not have the means to obtain the connection with her, taking advantage of pulverized lime, has to wait for the person princess to get back occasionally, made the plan again. “还能怎么办,等吧。”我耸了耸肩,好姬友出了问题,恶龙蕾娜心神大乱,这样的状态下,我根本就没办法跟她取得连接,借来石灰粉,也只好等人偶公主恢复过来,再做打算了。 However that side the father-in-law Sir runs again, the explanation is clear, so as to avoid he thinks that I play truant next day, perhaps the one breath has not recovered consciousness, either oneself were irritated, either gave to cut me backhandedly. 不过岳父大人那边还是得再跑一趟,解释清楚,免得他以为我第二天就翘课,说不定一口气没缓过来,要么自己被气死,要么反手把我给切了。 Then next day, on Dragon King table had/left one to steam the bear's paws. 然后第二天,龙王餐桌上多出了一道清蒸熊掌。 To be honest, even if the matter really arrives this step, my is not glad to give the father-in-law to the excellent bear's paws greatly the Sir cooking, that definitely hit mosaic the food of fan. 说实话,就算事情真的走到这一步,我这对大好熊掌也不大乐意交给岳父大人烹饪啊,那肯定是打了马赛克的迷之食物。 „Right, we looked for the stupid fat dragon.” Just communicated with Eika Laghy, our dialogues reminded Evil Dragon, saw only her, as soon as patted the palm, excited, so long as probably the father-in-law Sir came, all issues can be easily solved. “对了,我们去找笨肥龙吧。”刚和艾卡拉伊沟通好,我们的对话却是提醒了恶龙蕾娜,只见她一拍手心,兴奋不已,好像只要岳父大人来了,一切问题都能迎刃而解。 Did you confirm? 你确认？ Although small time, I also think that father big form, is omnipotent. 虽然小的时候,我也认为父亲高大的身影,是无所不能的。 However Evil Dragon she is also only a child! 但是恶龙蕾娜她还只是个孩子啊！ Such a thinks, I get over an emotion immediately, said that does a chef also manage to treat the illness to save the patient? Has not seen on the father-in-law Sir left arm to cover up to tie up the white cloth strip, really such words seven giant that must erase the two actor's pay to be good, I think that who is good. 这么一想,我顿时释怀,就说嘛,一个厨子还管治病救人？可没见岳父大人左边的胳膊上遮遮掩掩绑着白布条啊,真那样的话七巨头那也得删掉两个的戏份才行,我想想谁好呢。 The young Junior Sister and little Junior Sister her younger sister, you draw back the group. 小师妹和小师妹她妹,你俩退群吧。 ... 。。。