**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** Because of summon of Uncle Hatty, the training ended ahead of time, the result said several bullshits catch up with me, delimits the key point, catches up with merely me. 因为哈迪大叔的召见,训练提前结束,结果只是说了几句屁话就把我赶出来,划重点,仅仅是把我赶出来。 The good Eika Layh sisters are loyal, has not accepted Uncle Hatty's pig feed invitation, followed comes out together. 还好艾卡莱伊姐妹讲义气,没有接受哈迪大叔的猪食邀请,紧随其后一起出来了。 What to do? Called again Uncle Walter, continued to train? 咋办？再把瓦尔特大叔叫来,继续训练？ I saw sisters, has words that they help, to is not good, but said no matter how, a little incurring comes, the meaning that wielding goes, facing the elder, the insufficient respect, cannot open the mouth. 我看了看身边的姐妹,有她们帮助的话,到也不是不行,但不管怎么说,有点招之则来,挥之则去的意思,面对长辈,不够尊重,开不了口。 Too goes back not to have the meaning early, on approximately do the White Dragon sisters stroll simply together? 太早回去也没意思,干脆约上白龙姐妹一起去逛逛？ Slow-going, hesitant, finally, I have not greatly simple depressed expression, returned to the dwelling. 磨磨蹭蹭,犹犹豫豫的,最后,我还是带着不大干脆的郁闷表情,回了住处。 As expected, an empty dining hall person does not have, by the master the stimulation of brothers and two fellow apprentices, others also makes all-out efforts to accept teaches especially, naturally, there is an idler who has not fought first defeats, and Ouna this combines to the strange lover, cannot see the person's shadow, does not think strangely, everyone went out to train, they were not NPC, was always impossible here, it is estimated that also to go to look for the pleasure dull. 不出所料,空荡荡的厅子一个人也没有,受大师兄和二师兄的刺激,其他人也铆足了劲在接受特训,当然,也有未战先败的闲人,菲妮和欧娜这对怪异恋人组合,也见不到人影,想想不奇怪,大家都外出训练去了,她们又不是NPC,总不可能一直呆在这里,估计也出去找乐子了。 Ended, then must be regarded the material for negative education, if we had known asked the White Dragon sisters summon coolie a moment ago brazenly...... cough cough, was the summon father. 完了,这下要被当成反面教材了,早知道刚才就厚着脸皮拜托白龙姐妹召唤苦力……咳咳,是召唤父亲了。 My —— goes! 我——勒个去！ Thinks no one just wants to announce this dragon nest by the instance that I contract, wiped the familiar form to frighten me jumped greatly. 自以为没人刚想宣布这个龙巢被我承包的瞬间,一抹熟悉身影把我吓了大跳。 „Your this goods do not have the sound is not air/Qi, hides does in this corner!” The red and white princess who looks at the doubtful self-closing, my ill-humored loudness said. “你这货没声没气的,躲在这种角落干嘛！”看着疑似自闭的红白公主,我没好气的大声说道。 The fellow who shakes everywhere disappears in abundance does not see, the fellow of mysteriously appearing and disappearing appears suddenly, making me have is not careful astrayed in surprised of the world. 到处晃悠的家伙纷纷消失不见,神出鬼没的家伙却忽然出现,让我不禁有股是不是不小心一脚误入了里世界的惊疑。 Let alone hides inside this corner, conversion is playing, I estimated that has been shouting 【This is plot】, Then fell the life. 更何况是躲在这种角落里头,换成是在游戏,我估计已经大喊着【这是哔哔哔哔的阴谋】,然后落命了。 „Oh.” Puts down the cup, the red and white princess deeply sighs, looks really has the worry appearance. “唉。”放下杯子,红白公主深深叹了一口气,看起来确实有烦恼的样子。 This may really be unusual , to not have money reconstruction shrine, is thinking how should sell the moral integrity, but in worry? 这可真是稀奇了,又在为没有钱重建神社,想着该怎么把节操卖出去而烦恼中么？ Brings several points of vigilance, several points of curiosity, I in front of the short foot tea table along her take a seat. 带着几分警惕,几分好奇,我沿着她面前的矮脚茶几落座。 The dear audience bump the friends, everyone's good, welcome to Wu Fan to make, making us first come to see at present this, because the moral integrity cannot sell, but worried woman, some what worries. 亲爱的观众碰友们,大家好,欢迎收看吴凡有约,让我们先来看看眼前这位因为节操卖不出去而苦恼的女士,到底都有些什么烦恼。 Did I self-examine a moment ago probably answer? 哦呀,刚才我好像自问自答了？ „Spirit dream princess, the fat matter, why is so how depressed, this not like usual you, if you don't mind can with the view...... cough cough, be able to disclose with me? Perhaps can I be able to help?” “灵梦公主哟,怎么肥事,为什么这么消沉,这可不像平时的你呀,如果不介意的话可以跟观……咳咳,可以跟我透露一下？或许我能帮上忙？” Is using and usually the different official tones, I the spatial teacup lift in the hand is grasping to her face on, reveals the kind father concerned look. 用着和平时不同的正式口吻,我将手中握着的空茶杯举到她脸上,露出慈父般的关切眼神。 duo open-mouthed, expected handing over the cup filled to the brim the hot tea, the red and white princess also sighs layer on layer/heavily, the expression is melancholy, if matter that because sells the moral integrity, that calculates that I planted. 哆哆哆,不出所料的给递上来的杯子倒满了热茶,红白公主又是重重叹了一口气,表情忧郁,如果又是因为卖节操的事情,那算我栽了。 „Perhaps is because was hungry? Or I go to the kitchen to make anything.” At this time, Eika Layh who the one side could not interpose, about both hands, equally was lightly supple just like Angel said with a smile, Liz was also eager to try , indicating that must help busy of elder sister. “或许是因为饿了？要不我去厨房做点什么吧。”这时候,一旁插不上话的艾卡莱伊,轻合双手,宛如天使一样柔笑着说道,莉莉丝也跃跃欲试,表示要帮姐姐的忙。 Without when responded, they first step went to the kitchen. 没等到回应,她们就先一步去了厨房。 But is really unusual, although Elder Sister White Dragon little usually careful gentle, as long as the matter has, besides a few individuals, will not achieve, because whose belly hungry went to the kitchen especially this degree. 可真稀奇呢,虽然白龙小姐姐平素细心温柔,但凡事有个度,除了少数几个人以外,并不会做到因为谁肚子饿了而特地下厨这种程度。 She has nothing only self-confidently to oneself cook, after all daily hangs to hit by Valise. 况且,她唯独对自己的厨艺没什么自信,毕竟天天被身边的维拉丝和碧丝吊打。 Because of the issue of atmosphere? 是因为气氛的问题么？ I tilt the head think, felt this is unimportant, therefore gave up the ponder decisively, the attention returned to the present red and white princess, she opens the mouth in this time exactly finally, brings to the extreme weak tone depressed. 我歪头想了想,感觉这并不重要,于是果断放弃了思考,注意力回到了眼前的红白公主身上,恰在此时她终于开口,带着消沉到极点的无力语气。 „Actually...... is in the family/home has an accident.” “其实……是家里出了点事。” „Family work, the family affairs, so that's how it is, truly most lets the matter that the person has a headache about.” I have deep feeling, with oneself, regarding the bystander, is as happy as the extreme whole family, but actually also has the respective household worry, for this reason however is secretly worried, trying hard. “家事啊,家事,原来如此,确实是最让人头疼的事情啊。”我深有感触,就拿自家来说吧,对于外人而言,已经是幸福美满到极点的一家子了,但其实也有着各自的家庭烦恼,为此而暗地里苦恼着,努力着。 For example Valise, has wanted a child, shy, is difficult, to have the courage to open the mouth to me with great difficulty, just said the first character, pū passed one, the forehead belches smoke to faint. 譬如说维拉丝,一直想要个孩子,害羞,难以启齿,好不容易鼓起勇气对我开口,刚说出第一个字,噗通一声,额头冒烟晕倒了。 Sarah, still has not given up the dream of long stature, year to year hoodwinks the face to linger in the underwear shop, finally smiled sales clerk big sister leads to the children's area. 莎拉,依然没有放弃长个子的梦想,常年蒙着脸流连于内衣店,结果被微笑的店员大姐姐领向儿童区。 Lina, is opposite with Sarah's worry, the general underwear shop many years had not gone, the special skill is self-made binds the chest strap, once with me complained that in private wore greasily the loose gown, wants to try the tight-fitting class clothes/armor to put on is anything felt, therefore I helped her realize the desire in the time place especially. 琳娅,和莎拉的烦恼相反,一般的内衣店多年没去了,特长是自制裹胸带,曾私下跟我抱怨穿腻了宽松的袍子,想试试紧身类的衣服穿起来是什么感觉,于是在特地时间地点我帮她实现了愿望。 Binds the chest strap very tight-fitting not, right. 裹胸带不挺紧身的么,对吧。 So forth, I have no way the one after another specification, looks at the innocent Tiya girl, how also has own small to worry —— to make a person of princess like on her specially-made desert feast occasionally, others do not love, book you are also Princess Horadric, how can the treason and heresy, abandon the tradition. 诸如此类,我也没法一个个详述,就连看着天真烂漫的蒂亚丫头,也有着属于自己的小烦恼——如何让人偶公主喜欢上她的特制沙漠大餐,其他人不爱也就罢了,本子娜你也是赫拉迪克公主啊,怎么能大逆不道,摒弃传统。 „, In the family/home has an accident? Has place that I can help?” “那么,家里出了什么事呢？有我能帮上忙的地方么？” This time, the red and white princess is staring at the tea in cup, pondered the moment, how resembles is pondering over to open the mouth, where mentioned. 这一次,红白公主盯着杯子里的茶,思考了片刻,似在琢磨该怎么开口,从哪里说起。 „Matter is actually such...... I have a father.” “事情其实是这样的……我有个父亲。” „......” My look starts dignifiedly, this was too sad , doesn't anyone, have a father? “哦……”我眼神开始凝重,这太悲伤了,又有谁,没个爹呢？ „Inherited a shop from ancestor there.” “从祖上那里继承了一家店。” „Un......” my expression starts sadly, yes , doesn't anyone, have an ancestor? “嗯……”我表情开始难过,是啊,又有谁,没个祖上呢？ „Felt own ability is not good, does not operate to handle well.” “觉得自己能力不行,不好好经营打理。” „Ah......” my eye socket starts moistly, is very critical , doesn't anyone, have the waste material opening? “啊……”我眼眶开始湿润,很中肯,又有谁,没个废材开局呢？ „In family/home raises the nephew niece who two is dining to eat, thinks the ability is very strong, the operation to shop gesticulates, the shop stirring the mess.” “家里养着两个蹭饭吃的侄子侄女,自以为能力很强,对店铺的经营指手画脚,将店铺搅的一团糟。” „Oh......” my tears start to gush out, was too normal , doesn't anyone, have an adding to the chaos relative? “唉……”我泪水开始涌出,太正常了,又有谁,没个添乱的亲戚呢？ In summary, this simply is the kingly way opening! 综上所述,这简直就是王道开局呀！ „Therefore, the high-rising because of being good to be of pleasant to hear?” The red and white princess eyelid lifts, is untender, lets person scalp tingles. “所以,兀在好好听着吗？”红白公主眼皮一抬,毫无感情,让人头皮发麻。 „, In , listening , you are continuing.” I close to complain the pattern hastily, sits respectfully, straight attitude. “哦,在呢,在的,听着,你继续。”我连忙关闭吐槽模式,正襟危坐,端正态度。 „Although the day mess, shop one group of chaotic, making me worry, but, always also calculates that muddles along.” “虽然日子一团糟,店铺一团乱,让我操尽了心,但是,总还算得过且过。” „Can, always some people live is more miserable, cultivating the behavior is optimistic.” “能过就过呗,总有人活的更惨,做人要乐观。” The incarnation life teacher, I start to console, but careful thinks, I also do want to teach the red and white princess to be optimistic? Is she ultra optimistically good, the family/home was opened daily does not see the least bit worry. 化身人生导师,我开始劝慰,不过仔细一想,我还要教红白公主乐观？她超乐观好不好,家天天被拆也不见半点担心。 „If continuously this way, to also good, recently, my cousin older female cousin, suffered a relapse, how regarding should operate the shop, emitted some strange thoughts.” “如果是一直这样下去,到也还好,偏偏最近,我那堂哥堂姐,又犯病了,对于该如何经营店铺,冒出了一些奇奇怪怪的念头。” „Mentally retarded child is happy, the energy patient mentality is broad, forgives them.” I continue to comfort...... wait/etc, does this calculate the comfort? “弱智儿童欢乐多,精神病人思路广,原谅它们吧。”我继续安慰……等等,这算安慰吗？ Looks at a red and white princess's appearance secretly, smiled, probably comforted? 偷偷看一眼红白公主的样子,微微笑了一下,好像是安慰到了？ „Therefore, I scolded two people recently, put several soft and weak aggressive statements, can achieve , was only left over these, can the high-rising, try to find the solution to me?” “所以呢,我最近把两人骂了一顿,放了几句软弱无力的狠话,能做到的,也只剩下这些了,兀,能给我想想办法？” „This......” first, I in the observation red and white princess, from the beforehand case, the criminal record of this goods swindling and abducting belt/bring rhythm too have been many, letting the person has to guard. “这个嘛……”首先,我一直在观察红白公主,从以前的案例来看,这货坑蒙拐骗带节奏的前科太多,让人不得不防。 However, these seems like time said the real matter, before the atmosphere a little and different, probably in earnest with the appearance that I complained, it seems like I must hit energy to deal with. 不过,这一次像是在说真事,气氛有点和以前不一样,像是在认真和我诉苦的样子,看来我也得打起精神来应付了。 „First, I have a small question, why your cousin older female cousin will dine in your family, two people parents?” “首先,我有一个小小的疑问,你那堂哥堂姐为什么会在你家蹭饭,两人的父母呢？” „......” Light crooked tilting the head, the red and white princess reveals the color of puzzle, resembles in very earnest ponder, how should explain clearly to me, then with loudly confirmed that brings the rising question melody opens the mouth. “……”轻歪了歪头,红白公主露出困扰之色,似在很认真的思考,该怎么向我解释清楚,然后才用不大确认的,带着点上扬的疑问调子开口。 „A self-closing, does sell into servitude?” “一个自闭,一个卖身？” „......” “……” No, I said that your father's these brothers and sisters were also too miserable? Most moistening that such it seems like only then your father mixes? Hasn't been willing to operate well diligently? That his nephew niece has the complaint no wonder. 不,我说你爹的那些个兄弟姐妹也太惨了吧？这么看来只有你爹混的最滋润？还不肯好好努力经营？那就怪不得他的侄子侄女心怀怨念。 „The reason is very complex, in brief is almost brings upon oneself, had no relations...... unable saying that with my father are not related, should say that was they first brings upon oneself, then my father meddled, then the matter became complex, finally turned into this.” “个中的原因很复杂,总之差不多都是自找的,和我父亲没什么关系……也不能说没关系吧,应该说是它们先自找的,然后我父亲插手,然后事情变得复杂起来,最后变成这样。” „Sounds truly very complex appearance, you are really not easy.” I hit haha, had not investigated slightly the gossip desire, felt can say previous for three days and three nights, ok. “听起来确实很复杂的样子,你也真不容易。”我打了个哈哈,丝毫没有追究下去的八卦欲望,感觉能说上三天三夜,算了吧。 „That following second issue, you said that you do not have the means with your male cousin older female cousin, doesn't have the means? It is not cruel enough to act to them, or said that didn't have the ability to cope with them?” “那接下来第二个问题,你说你拿你那堂兄堂姐没办法,是怎么样个没办法？不忍心对它们出手,或是说没有能力对付得了它们？” „Latter.” This red and white princess to is refreshed of very reply, refreshedly to letting my neck sends coolly, I said that your in any case adds main two characters in front, good. “后者。”这一点红白公主到是回答的很爽快,爽快到让我脖子发凉,我说你好歹在前面加个主要二字,也好一点啊。 If the sentiment can cope with them, your least bit doesn't bring is not cruel enough? 感情要是能对付得了它们,你半点都不带不忍心？ „This was easy to do, you need the helper, that is all.” Then, my to rub has the sleeve, the tune the biceps, saw, this massive muscle, the opens the mouth, the Savior to you over, will look everywhere the entire world not to have the good deed that. “这样就好办了,你需要帮手,仅此而已。”说完,我撸起袖子,曲起二头肌,看到了么,这块状的肌肉,开口吧,救世主给你出头,找遍全世界都不会有的好事。 „......” Has a look at me, has a look at the arm that I reveal, the red and white princess takes back the look gently, sipped tea. “……”看看我,又看看我露出的手臂,红白公主轻轻收回眼神,啜了一口茶。 What had not said, the look also has no meaning of looking down upon, because just this makes one have a fit of bad temper. 什么也没说,眼神也没什么看不起的意思,但正因为这样才更让人炸毛。 Because, this disregards completely! 因为,这根本就是无视！ It is not right, recalls carefully, remembers that this goods have told me probably, all previous witches are fantasized that the will of township breeds, simply does not have the birth parents to establish like this. 不对,仔细回想一下,记得这货好像跟我说过,历代巫女都是幻想乡的意志所孕育,根本没有亲生父母这样的设定。 I was played! 我被耍了！ Was played very much earnestly! 被很认真的耍了！ „Pū pū pū, the high-rising, is really be easily swindled, is used to kill the bored time to be just right.” Sees me to respond expression that the red and white princess just like stealing the moral integrity went well, showed the fox smile. “噗噗噗,兀,真是好骗,用来打发无聊的时间正好。”见我反应过来的表情,红白公主宛如窃取节操得手,露出了狐狸笑容。 „Bastard! Also comes back my good intention!” I make an effort to pound on the table, is thinking in any case is rotten its racket, making this poor household witch love dearly the period of time, finally table solid very much, shouldered the evil intention of four wings powerhouse to strike. “混蛋！把我的好心还回来！”我用力一拍桌子,想着好歹将其拍烂,让这贫困户巫女心疼一阵子,结果桌子结实的很,扛住了四翼强者的恶意一击。 Used with match cash box same lumber. 啧,用的和赛钱箱一样的木材么。 An idea is inadequate, I have two ideas, turns head to shout to the kitchen direction: „Eika Layh, the spirit dream said that does not eat, does not need to prepare her share.” 一计不成,我心生二计,扭头对着厨房方向大喊:“艾卡莱伊,灵梦说不吃了,不需要准备她的份。” „Knew.” The Elder Sister White Dragon little delightful voice, passes on indistinctly. “知道了。”白龙小姐姐的甜美声线,隐约传回来。 Has turned head, I show the smile of harboring evil intentions to the red and white princess, like carrying cat, is raising her scarlet turndown collar, perhaps did the misdemeanor to be afraid, her not Defiance, maintained the posture that is kneeling to sit, was carried out of the door by me, outside was the howling cold wind as well as kilometer tall Ya. 回过头,我冲着红白公主露出不怀好意的笑容,像拎猫一样,提着她那大红翻领,或许做了坏事心虚,她也不反抗,保持着跪坐的姿势,被我就这么拎到了门外,外面便是呼啸冷风以及千米高崖。 „Are you jump or me throw you to get down?” “你是自己跳还是我扔你下去？” Thinks, the red and white princess of lazy cancer outbreak nodded saying: „The high-rising throws.” 想了想,懒癌发作的红白公主点头说:“还是兀扔吧。” „Do not think that I will not suppress under the heart.” “你别以为我会狠不下心。” „You're welcome, throws.” The red and white princess launches both hands, the probably warm-hearted commerce is persuading the guest to buy buys buys this village not to have this shop a bit faster. “别客气,扔吧。”红白公主展开双手,就好像热心商贩在劝说客人买吧买吧快点买吧过了这村就没这店了。 „This was you says.” I deeply inspire, gather the strength, prepares to make the moral integrity fly. “这可是你说的。”我深吸一口气,蓄力,准备让节操飞。 „High-rising, is now happy, satisfied??” “兀,现在幸福么,满足么？？” , The red and white princess asked one suddenly suddenly. 冷不防的,红白公主忽然问了一句。 „Ha?” I am not surnamed the luck. “哈？”我不姓福。 To complain why, but does not know, I feel the earnest reply, making near this moral integrity princess the edge eat the lemon. 本想这么吐槽但不知为何,我觉得得认真回答,让这节操公主边飞边吃柠檬。 „This also with saying?” “这个还用说吗？” A thumb vertical stroke. 大拇指一竖。 „Well satisfied, happy explosive table.” “心满意足,幸福爆表。” Result goods do not care about the answer probably, using three no princesses' countenance, the stick to read the opens the mouth. 结果这货好像根本不在意答案,用着三无公主的嘴脸,棒读开口。 „Oh, that was really good.” “喔,那真是太好了呢。” „Flies to the master!” “给爷飞！” ... 。。。