**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** Startled! 惊了！ I think him, even if has experience and ability again, at least takes ten days of half a month to ponder over the clue, this after several days? Feared that was not casual buys the person of this ten dollar to teach the version Tathagata god palm to send me in the street beggar hand. 我本以为他就算再有经验和能力,至少要十天半个月才能琢磨出头绪,这才过了几天？怕不是随便在街头乞丐手上买了本十块钱的人教版如来神掌打发我吧。 Evil Dragon was not at this kind of time, double combines mystically together played to be missing, felt short of a protection, my a little side, the father-in-law Sir should not want to seize the opportunity I called to suspend Hongmen banquet anything in the past, the nice wine good vegetable/dish, to sing and dance, 100 axe, falling the cup were the numbers. 偏偏这种时候恶龙蕾娜不在,双娜组合一起神神秘秘的玩失踪了,感觉少了一层保护,我有点方,岳父大人该不会想乘机把我叫过去摆个鸿门宴什么的吧,好酒好菜,载歌载舞,一百斧手,摔杯为号。 Thinks that next day own dog head may be hung on the summit of some Dragon Mountain, I from the heart, consulted Eika Layh decisively. 想到第二天自己的狗头可能会被挂在某座龙山的山顶上,我从心了,果断请教艾卡莱伊。 Elder Sister White Dragon little to is did not worry, said to me with the tone of comfort: „Wu Fan your excellency does not worry, although Uncle Hatty is not credible, but will not deceive your.” 白龙小姐姐到是一点不担心,用安慰的语气对我说道:“吴凡阁下别担心,哈迪叔叔虽然不大靠谱,但不会骗你的。” ...... Therefore Eika Layh, you do not feel this saying inconsistency, since is far-fetched, why can't cheat me? 不……所以说艾卡莱伊,你不觉得这话前后矛盾么,既然不靠谱,为什么就不能诈我？ However I believe Eika Layh, in order to the insurance draws in Liz again, you said that your solemn imperial kitchen manager, is always in front of little girl to play the plans embarrassed is right. 不过我还是相信艾卡莱伊的,保险起见再拉上莉莉丝,你说你堂堂一个御膳房总管,总不好意思当着一个小女孩的面耍心机对吧。 That mountain, is the gold mountain gem hall of that empty boasting, Uncle Hatty big buttocks pillar sits, in being bedecked with jewels to flash on the seat of blind dog eye, eats was understanding at a glance that does casually, boils the meat thing like the clear water, this cafeteria in charge of doing various aspects worrisome sad and worried. 还是那座山,还是那浮夸的金山宝石大厅,哈迪大叔大屁股墩儿坐在珠光宝气闪瞎狗眼的座椅上,吃着些一看就知道是随便搞搞,如同清水煮肉般的东西,这食堂主管做的各方面都让人忧心忡忡。 Is because the craftsmanship isn't good? This is the not possible matter, even isn't own craftsmanship good, looks excels at the cook dragon servant wasn’t enough? Has many dragon Pu to serve like Eika Yijia, then otherwise big dragon will nest, with the character of big dragon, really handle these innumerable household cares? 是因为手艺不好么？这是不可能的事情,就算是自身的手艺不好,找些擅长厨艺的龙仆不就行了么？像艾卡莱伊家就有许多龙仆伺候着,不然那么大一座龙巢,以巨龙的性格,真的会去打理那些数不清的家务琐事？ In fact, each big dragon is equivalent to a side big feudal lord, servant type of thing will be impossible to lack. 事实上,每头巨龙都相当于一方大领主,仆人这种东西不可能会缺。 From one side showed, the Evil Dragon biological father, my father-in-law Sir, indeed is a ruthless person, for digs out the perquisite from the cafeteria, spares no efforts, does it yourself, to cover own illegal act, own meals makes the pig feed. 从侧面证明,恶龙蕾娜的亲爹,我这岳父大人,的确是个狠人,为了从食堂里抠油水,不辞辛苦,亲力亲为,为了掩盖自己的不法行为,就连自己的伙食都做成猪食。 „, Lian Xiaoli Liz also came, can eat together?” Sees the stature to be petite, just like a Liz of neat delicate lotus flower, Uncle Hatty that false smile moon-face, revealed the gentle color, that is when saw expression that Evil Dragon can show. “哦,连小莉莉丝也来了啊,要一起吃么？”看到个子娇小,犹如一朵楚楚柔弱的莲花的莉莉丝,哈迪大叔那张皮笑肉不笑的圆脸,也露出了温柔之色,那是只有在看到恶龙蕾娜的时候才会露出的表情。 Therefore is this fellow lolicon? Such malicious sorrowful was too much, just like Walter, the big dragon was full of the sentiment regarding each child probably, the newborn of this race was really few. 所以这家伙是个萝莉控？这么恶意悱恻就有点过分了,大概和瓦尔特一样,巨龙对于每一个孩子都充满了感情吧,这个种族的新生儿实在是太少了。 Saw that this I am somewhat gratified, it seems like Liz was really admitted by a big dragon clan, becomes a here member. 看到这幕我有些欣慰,看来莉莉丝真的被巨龙一族所接纳,成为了这里的一份子。 „, You also came, can eat together?” Turns head to have a look at me, turns hostile instantaneously, the corners of the mouth faint smile, a look happy expression, the tone has not read with the stick, read makes the invitation, the writing sees a visitor out. “哦,你也来了,要一起吃么？”扭头看看我,瞬间变脸,嘴角似笑非笑,眼神没有一丝笑意,语气跟棒读似的,读作邀请,写作送客。 „, Has eaten.” I wave the hand again and again, even the base and low Savior, still has the pursue, my appetite was created by Valise early trickily, no longer is in that Cave eats uncooked the mouse, the peerless strong man of pickling spider. “不了,吃过了。”我连连摇手,就算是卑微的救世主,也是有追求的,我的胃口早被维拉丝养刁了,已经不再是那个洞窟里生吃老鼠,盐渍蜘蛛的绝世猛男了。 „It is not Uncle Hatty you asks me to come?” “不是哈迪大叔你叫我来的么？” „? Did I call?” “哦？我叫了么？” „Wasn't you informs my new move to think?” “不是你通知我新招已经想好了么？” „Has such matter.” “是有这么回事。” „Therefore my didn't come?” “所以我这不是来了么？” „I said thought that also has not asked you to come.” “我只是说想好了,也没叫你来呀。” „......” You have a look, to ride Evil Dragon is not , the father-in-law Sir was really likes cracking a joke with me more and more. “……”你看看,乘着恶龙蕾娜不在,岳父大人真是越来越爱跟我开玩笑了。 „Good Uncle Hatty, do not create obstacles for Wu Fan your excellency, said the proper business.” “好了哈迪叔叔,你就别刁难吴凡阁下了,说正事吧。” At this time manifested the importance of my big or small secretary, a Eika Layh opens the mouth, the father-in-law Sir restrained, in addition cannot damage the loft image before the young blood, by a vision photo that Liz respected, Uncle Hatty outside mirror is suspended diligently is not getting angry from the serious expression of prestige, Uncle Hatty in mirror has actually been being coquettish, lets success go to the head. 这时候体现出了我身边大小秘书的重要性,艾卡莱伊一开口,岳父大人就收敛了许多,再加上不能在新成员面前损了高大形象,被莉莉丝敬仰的目光一照,镜子外的哈迪大叔正努力摆着不怒自威的严肃表情,镜子里的哈迪大叔却已经在搔首弄姿,得意忘形。 „, Has such matter, I know that your time was tight, thinks, makes you come immediately, earlier practiced, earlier outside enemy solving, kept the paradise of dragon, is accompanying well.” “哦,是有这么回事,我知道你时间紧,想好了,就立刻让你过来,早点练好了,早点把外面的敌人给解决了,留在龙之乐园,好好陪着蕾娜。” Under the gaze of Eika Layh sisters, the proper family relationships famous scene brings BGM to come again, Uncle Hatty is sincere, is full of the concern, that relaxed tone, seven giants are wēng wēng buzz the fly seem same, making me clean a bit faster cleanly outside trash, earlier comes back. 在艾卡莱伊姐妹的注视下,父慈子孝的名场面再次自带BGM现身,哈迪大叔语重心长,充满关切之情,那轻松的口吻,仿佛七巨头是嗡嗡嗡的苍蝇一样,让我快点把外面的垃圾打扫干净,早点回来。 Not to mention are seven giants the flies, earlier comes back this view to be worth going into seriously, always felt that listens well, the implication, perhaps is to make me wipe the clean own buttocks, then gets the hell out a bit faster, do not step into paradise of one dragon again. 姑且不说七巨头是不是苍蝇,早点回来这说法就值得深究,总感觉听听就好,言外之意,或许是让我擦干净自己的屁股,然后快点滚蛋,别再踏入龙之乐园一步了。 The sixth sense told me this is Uncle Hatty's true idea, a big dragon father incompetent wild with rage, does not know that was anything 第六感告诉我这是哈迪大叔的真实想法,一个巨龙父亲的无能狂怒,也不知道到底是什么 Indescribable strength, twisted his soul forcefully, making him say this disobeys the soul talk. 不可名状的力量,强行扭曲了他的灵魂,让他说出这番违心话。 Naturally, if I guessed mistakenly, this indeed was Uncle Hatty's true idea, that was also very bad and that's the end, even if he allowed the girls to come together, I had not planned that settled down in the paradise of dragon, this place scenery truly was magnificently beautiful, went beyond compared with it Heaven, was the retirement good place, but was too bored, wanted me the same as sleep with other big dragons daily? 当然,若是我猜错了,这的确是哈迪大叔的真实想法,那也很糟就是了,哪怕他允许女孩们一起过来,我也没打算在龙之乐园定居,这地方风景确实优美瑰丽,比之天堂有过之无不及,是个养老的好地方,但太无聊了,难道要我跟其他巨龙一样天天睡大觉？ Un, sleeps? 嗯,睡觉？ Daily sleeps seemingly also good, after all this to me is also a very busy matter. Is earnest, that may not be the issue that 996 can solve, divides minute 007. 天天困觉貌似也不错哈,毕竟这对于我来说也是一件很忙的事情。较真起来,那可就不是996能解决的问题,分分钟007。 Let me recall that days of losing strength, is listed as terrifying that the alliance top-secret mass production Savior plans to control. 让我不禁回忆起了失去力量的那段日子,被列为联盟绝密的量产救世主计划所支配的恐怖。 „What's wrong, has the question?” “怎么,有疑问？” Sees me to be in a daze, Uncle Hatty throws death staring immediately, this type the character that allows others to refute does not appear on only cafeteria manager, was very overbearing old artillery. 见我发呆,哈迪大叔立刻投来死亡凝视,这种根本不容别人反驳的性格出现在区区一个食堂主管身上,也是非常霸道老炮儿了。 „No, no, then Uncle Hatty, when we do start to cultivate?” “不,没有,那么哈迪大叔,我们什么时候开始修炼？” „Tomorrow, tomorrow.” Thinks, the father-in-law Sir waves saying that might drive away the fly to be the same, then turns the head, benign countenance to Eika Layh sisters. “明天吧,明天。”想了想,岳父大人挥挥手说道,像是要驱赶苍蝇一样,然后一转头,对着艾卡莱伊姐妹慈眉善目。 „Doesn't Eika Layh, Xiaoli Liz, really eat together?” “小艾卡莱伊,小莉莉丝,真不一起吃点？” „......” This difference treatment, but also is really the scarlet fruits does not conceal, I have been unalarmed by strange sights fortunately. “……”这区别待遇,还真是赤果果毫不掩饰,还好我早已经见怪不怪了。 However, tomorrow? For those not slow, I am also hopeless the father-in-law Sir to be able this matter to regard importantly, opens Will who speeds up urgently to me fart passage, after all prepares food to Dragon King Sir is his labor of duty. 不过,明天么？到是不慢,我也没指望岳父大人能把这事当成多重要,给我开个加急加快的威尔屁通道,毕竟给龙王大人做饭才是他的本职工作。 Obviously, from the rational angle or the perceptual angle, Eika Layh sisters will not promise the father-in-law Sir to invite warmly. 很显然,无论是从理性的角度还是感性的角度,艾卡莱伊姐妹都不会答应岳父大人热情的邀请。 After three people walk, Eika Layh's grandfather, the White Dragon elder finis goes out from behind. 三人走后,艾卡莱伊的爷爷,白龙长老菲尼斯从后面走出。 „Tomorrow starts? This really good? Was punished by the dragon god Sir carefully.” “明天开始？这样真的好么？小心被龙神大人责罚。” As knowing to big dragon clan No. 2 character that the aepisaurus god has, White Dragon elder's neglecting approach to Dragon King somewhat worried. 作为知道至高龙神存在的巨龙一族二号人物,白龙长老对龙王的怠慢做法有些担忧。 „Nonsense, I did one's best.” Hatty shrank the neck afraid, was for fear that listened secretly by whom, berated loudly, while is patting the chest, I kept off the loyal and devoted stance that the spear/gun has bled for the state. “胡说,我可是尽心尽力了。”哈迪心虚的缩了缩脖子,生怕被谁偷听似的,一边大声喝斥,一边拍着胸膛,一副我为党国挡过枪流过血的忠心耿耿姿态。 „Thought that the style also has the possibility of optimization, tonight I watch, ponders over again carefully well, achieves well Mr. dragon God urging.” “只是觉得招式还有优化的可能性,今晚我不眠不休,再仔细好好琢磨琢磨,将龙神大人的叮嘱做到最好。” „Let us hope so.” Perhaps thought what Hatty this Dragon King does is a little aggrieved pitiful, old-fashioned Feakes has not felt embarrassed, nods, shifts to another topic. “但愿如此。”兴许是觉得哈迪这个龙王做的是有点憋屈可怜,性格古板的菲克斯也没有为难下去,点了点头,转向另外一个话题。 „That side how?” “蕾奥娜那边如何？” „Minor matter minor matter, nothing but is the good friend who helps her know newly promotes, I observed in secret, indeed is the masterpiece, as trivial human, the Horadric clan really lives up to reputation, most is mainly the creativity, un, creativity.” “小事小事,无非就是帮她新认识的好朋友提升一下,我暗中观察了,的确是杰作,作为区区人类而言,赫拉迪克族果然名不虚传,最主要是创意,嗯,创意。” „Yes?” Listened to a Hatty such saying, Feakes revealed to be vigilant the color on the contrary. “是么？”听哈迪这么一说,菲克斯反倒露出警惕之色。 „Is my misconception? You said each time probably will always have an accident.” “是我的错觉吗？每次你这么说好像总是会出事。” „Is Feakes, you questioning the authority of Dragon King?” Hatty cannot hang shamelessly, the tiger body shakes, the whole body is sending out the Armageddon imposing manner. “菲克斯,你这是在质疑龙王的权威吗？”哈迪老脸挂不住,虎躯一震,浑身散发着毁天灭地的气势。 Could frighten other big dragon, but did not daunt the old partner who worked together as colleagues all the year round, Feakes smile however smiled: „Forget it, you also on Julong Village village head, took a look are anything that ate, my Jialong servant ate compared hello/you good.” 或许能吓得了别的巨龙,但吓不住长年共事的老拍档,菲克斯哂然一笑:“得了吧,你也就巨龙村村长,瞧瞧吃的都是什么,我家龙仆吃的都比你好。” „Only knows that seeks after to lead a life of comfort! Degenerate! Corrupt! Was careful that I removed the duty of your elder!” “只知道贪图享乐！堕落！腐败！小心我撤了你长老之职！” „You did not raise me also almost to forget, recently I planned to resign.” “你不提我还差点忘了,最近我打算辞职。” „No Feakes, what has unable to look on the bright side of thing, told me, the old friend, I helped you solve, was looked that Michael was not pleasing to the eyes, did road Spain and France steal your family's shoes? My this asks them to trouble.” “别啊菲克斯,有什么想不开的,跟我说,老朋友了,我帮你解决,是看米迦勒不顺眼,还是路西法偷了你家的鞋？我这就去找她们麻烦。” Hatty has a scare, detains hastily, without Feakes, he may really become the village head who bears the burden of responsibility. 哈迪吓了一跳,连忙挽留,没了菲克斯,他可就真成任劳任怨的村长了。 „If you do not have the opinion, I planned that makes Leuer take over.” “要是你没意见,我打算让洛伊尔接班。” „Leuer? I naturally do not have the opinion, but definitely is not now, she has enough idea and ability, but compared you also to be short of a thing, for example the vicious method, as well as was the bearing of big dragon.” “洛伊尔？我当然没意见,不过肯定不是现在,她拥有足够的想法和能力,可是相比起你还欠缺了一点东西,比如说老辣的手段,以及身为巨龙的气量。” „You said her strength directly, in addition insufficient being hard obedience wasn’t enough?” “你直接说她实力尚且不足难以服众不就行了？” „This was you said that I may anything not say, Leuer do not ask me to trouble when the time comes.” Hatty gives up again and again, obviously does not want to continue to discuss in this topic. “这可是你说的,我可什么也没说,别到时候洛伊尔找我麻烦。”哈迪连连罢手,显然不想在这个话题上继续讨论下去。 „I must go to report with the dragon god Sir am good, you are optional, right, can eat?” “我得去跟龙神大人报告才行,你随意,对了,要吃么？” „Did you as if like inviting others to eat the pig feed with you recently especially together?” “你最近似乎格外喜欢邀请别人跟你一起吃猪食？” „Do not say, the flavor is next, you must think, this is Dragon King does personally, even if the pig feed, that is also the flash pig feed.” “别这么说,味道是其次,你得想想,这可是龙王亲手做的,哪怕是猪食,那也是闪光猪食。” „But pig feed.” Venomous tongue that Feakes is relentless: „Do not fork changes the topic, I am not interested in the pig feed, why I was only interested you always to like inviting others recently.” “但还是猪食。”菲克斯毫不留情的毒舌:“别叉岔开话题,我对猪食不感兴趣,我只感兴趣你最近为什么老喜欢邀请别人。” „Because......” Hatty( basin) extended putting out a hand to the tray, shrank, sighs. “因为……”哈迪向盘子(盆子)伸了伸手,又缩了回去,叹了一口气。 „Because did not like eating with me recently together, you said, we aren't the whole families? Should not eat meal together happily is right?” “因为最近蕾奥娜都不喜欢跟我一起吃了,你说,我们不是一家人吗？不是应该一起开开心心吃饭才对吗？” „Because she realized finally what until now eats is the pig feed.” “因为她终于意识到了一直以来吃的是猪食。” „Actually I also realized, recently has been training hard the cook, do not look that the appearance is not good, actually the flavor is perhaps good, perhaps......, or tries?” “其实我也意识到了,最近一直在苦练厨艺,你别看卖相不好,其实味道或许不错,说不定……要不试试？” „, You did not ask others to try the poison, but said, our big dragon seemed short of the talent in cook, Eika Layh's cook could not compare dragon Pu, but recently as if had to progress......” “不了不了,你找别人试毒吧,不过说起来,我们巨龙似乎都欠缺厨艺方面的天赋,就连艾卡莱伊的厨艺也比不上龙仆,不过最近似乎有进步了……” Speaking of own granddaughter, Feakes showed the warm smile, stopped to want the incessant impulsion with great difficulty, coughed several. 提起自己的孙女,菲克斯露出温暖笑容,好不容易打住要滔滔不绝的冲动,咳嗽几声。 „Hatty, was not I says you, Eini Liz had walked so many years, should put down, even if were only Julong Village village head, these house jobs should not be you do, making the dragon servant do.” “哈迪呀,不是我说你,艾妮丽丝已经走了那么多年,是该放下了,就算只是巨龙村村长,这些家务活也不该是你干的,让龙仆来做吧。” „Later said, later said.” “以后再说,以后再说。” Hatty ate several silently, is stretching oneself stands up: „Why you should why go, I went to Sir dragon God that to report, to complete quest, I spelled to go all-out, thinks continually had not rested, Sir dragon God satisfied.” 哈迪默默吃了几口,伸着懒腰站起:“你该干嘛干嘛去吧,我去龙神大人那报告了,为了完成任务,我可是拼尽全力,连觉都没睡了,龙神大人怎么也得满意了吧。” Has the taking undeserved credit exciting expression, Hatty's behind space like by the water surface of agitation, was presented layer upon layer the mighty waves ripples suddenly, he body one revolution, strides in toward the central stride of ripple natural, skilled natural seems comes home from school passing through the gate to be the same. 带着邀功的兴奋表情,哈迪身后的空间如同被忽然搅动的水面,出现了层层波澜涟漪,他潇洒把身一转,朝着波纹的中心大步跨入,熟练自然的仿佛是放学回家进门一样。 Then duang, hits the sorry figure posture on iron gate by one, shot, the pillar sat. 然后duang一声,以一头撞在铁门上的狼狈姿势,弹了回来,一屁股墩坐地。 Is covering the forehead, the expression of Dragon King Sir looks like put in great inconvenience to three days and three nights 300 jin (0.5 kg) three -year-old child, he has turned head, to a White Dragon elder of face black person question mark wailing(). 捂着额头,龙王大人的表情就像是委屈了三天三夜的三百斤重的三岁孩子,他回过头,冲着一脸黑人问号的白龙长老哭丧()。 „Dragon god Sir self-closing, caught up with me, what did I make the mistake?” “龙神大人自闭了,把我赶了出来,我到底做错了什么？” ... 。。。