**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** Carried on the back the twin tails of child of cauldron Hell, perhaps really obtained the favor of this world, dark detected that an evil thought that does not want to do not to have protagonist of tail, therefore before the evil thought attacks, opened the eyes decisively. 不知怎地就背上了地狱之子这口大锅的双尾,或许是真的得到了这个世界的青睐,冥冥中察觉到了一股恶念,不想做没有尾巴的主角,于是在恶念侵袭之前,果断睁开了双眼。 No matter thinks, 【Bedhead】 On the image of that memory crystal as well as is away from the big trumpet that ten streets can hear, immediately then just now opens in an eye seam and ear from it, mischievous worming one's way into. 不管想不想,【床头】上那记忆水晶的影像以及隔着十条街都能听到的大喇叭声,立刻便从它才刚张开一丝的眼缝和耳朵里,调皮的钻了进去。 This two people is...... 这两个人是…… Twin tails brain that just opened eyes not yet sober, even was a little naive moe stupid, which the average person met is not the resembles bumps into jumps three chi (0.33 m) that the acute communicable disease was an excellent likeness to leave high by far, it actually analysis seldom. 刚睁开眼的双尾脑子尚未清醒,甚至还有点天真蠢萌,普通人遇到哪个不是像碰到瘟神似的一蹦三尺高离得远远的,它却煞有其事的分析起来。 How one looks, the two familiar faces in image, is a bit like in the sorcerer. 咋一看,影像里的两张熟悉面孔,有点像在跳大神。 Looks carefully, but also a little dances the yangko the argument of dance duet. 仔细一瞧,还有点扭秧歌加二人转的调调。 Analyzes again well, outskirts Sir aunt of one share simple local flavor O2Jam fights the dance flavor front surface to throw. 再好好分析一番,一股子朴素乡土气息的村头大爷大妈劲乐团斗舞风味迎面扑来。 Sneaks in the sound in ear forcefully is also distinctive. 强行钻进耳朵里的声音也是别具一格。 A suona, blown seems like pressed firmly between the fingers the big goose of neck, goes all out obviously very much, the sound has does not have suddenly, hu-hu the variant pronunciation with the respite, must die to be the same probably momentarily, that face is jubilant, the cheek helped spread the red makeup, strange. 一把唢呐,吹的像是被捏住脖子的大鹅,明明很卖力,声音却有一下没一下,呼哧呼哧的破音和喘息,像是随时要断气一样,偏偏那张脸还喜气洋洋,腮帮似涂了红妆,怪异的很。 That percussion instrument, east knocks, the west knocks, does not have the temperament feeling, does not have the rhythm, even was inferior the noise that the machinery sends out, in any case also occupies a neat rule, on the face is also jubilant, even also takes 1 point self- slightly to be infatuated, like in the heroic bearing that on the stage sang. 那锣鼓呢,东敲一下,西敲一下,既没有音律感,也没有节奏感,甚至不如机械发出的噪音,好歹也占一个整齐规律,脸上同样喜气洋洋,甚至还带上一点自我小陶醉,像极了在台上唱歌的英姿。 These days, situated in twin tails brain from closure to circular telegram period, when turns again upward, started, sobered completely, it was similar to contacts indescribable ancient Shenban, the solemn four wings expert, took a bath like the Chrysanthemum eldest daughter unexpectedly is peeped, sent out the disgraced scream, the face twists, the subconsciousness will wave to remember the crystal racket flew, the entire cat body also tied tight the bow, leapt high. 这段时间,处于双尾的大脑从关闭到通电的期间,等再往上一扭,启动了,完全清醒了,它就如同接触到了不可名状的古神般,堂堂四翼高手,竟像黄花大闺女洗澡被偷窥一样,发出丢人的尖叫,面孔扭曲,下意识挥手将记忆水晶拍飞,整个猫身也紧绷弓起,高高跃开。 Which this is, what a moment ago that was, did I die? 这是哪,刚才那是什么,我死了吗？ In the mind the twin tails that ferments the new life three to ask, still shaken is gasping for breath in gulps, after calming down slightly some, the vision falls to it was lying down a moment ago the place. 脑海里酝酿着新人生三问的双尾,惊魂未定的大口大口喘着气,稍稍冷静下来一些后,目光落到它刚才躺着的地方。 A hollow small pit, under is the soft cushion, all around overspread the fresh flower. 一个凹陷的小坑,底下是柔软的垫子,四周铺满了鲜花。 Knowledge that studies from human that in shouldn't the situation of emitting, emit —— this from the twin tails mind in is not just the funeral of human? 从人类那学来的知识,在不该冒出的场合里,自双尾脑海中冒出——这不正是人类的葬礼么？ Is it possible that did I really die? 莫非我真死了？ While it is intertwining life and death major problem time, the corner of the eye was not careful to fling, catches several to wipe the stealthy form. 正当它纠结着生死这个大问题的时候,眼角不小心一甩,捕捉到了几抹鬼鬼祟祟的身影。 Still most focuses attention on —— by overhead that is the white apron, the head wears a chef's hat, in the hand is grasping the sharp kitchen knife, was soundless the direction walks the past somebody in it was lying down a moment ago. 犹以当头那一道最瞩目——系着白色围裙,头上戴着一顶厨师帽,手中握着把锋利菜刀,蹑手蹑脚向着它刚才躺着的方向走过去的某人。 The back follows two young girls, bangs obstruct the eye, with total concentration reads a book, the book title indistinctly seems like 【Animal tail processing mode】 And so on name, has not as if discovered the unusual condition, another turns around rapidly, shows and oneself has nothing to do. 背后跟着两名少女,一名刘海遮目,聚精会神的看着一本书,书名隐约好像是【动物尾巴处理方式】之类的叫法,似乎还未发现异状,另外一名迅速转过身去,以示和己无关。 Peaceful death undying, that discovery unusual reading young girl, had not lifted the head at this time, the timid opens the mouth said. 好死不死,那名并未发现异常的看书少女,这时候抬起了头,怯生生的开口道。 „That...... couldn't the long Boss person, in the book find...... the practice of cat tail......?” “那个……长老大人,书上也找不到……猫尾的做法……咦？” The air setting, the picture framed in this. 空气凝固,画面定格在了这一幕。 „cough cough, is actually this, twin tails......” “咳咳,其实是这样的,双尾……” I thought that by my excellent intelligence quotient and glib tongue, this aspect can also save, coughs lightly several, discovered that the kitchen knife in hand, hides the back hastily, remembers head chef's hat, duplicate/restores hurry puts out a hand to grasp ruthlessly, result conspicuous cap took off, the kitchen knife kept the head. 我觉得凭借我高超的智商和三寸不烂之舌,这局面还可以挽救一下,轻咳几声,发现手中的菜刀,连忙藏到背后,想起头上的厨师帽,复又慌忙地伸手狠狠抓下,结果显眼的帽子摘下了,菜刀却留在了头上。 It is not good, this dresses up the goal too retarded is too obvious, the flickering big law could not save me, the words have not exported stumped. 不行了,这装扮目的太弱智太明显,忽悠大法救不了我,话还未出口就已经词穷。 However, I as if should care about another more important matter. 不过,我似乎应该关心另外一件更重要的事情。 „Wait, twin tails, were you all right?” “等等,双尾,你没事了？” Looks at the twin tails appearance, with the ordinary no difference, the lying trough, the Hell child of terrifying destiny in this way, overstated to sleep well? 看双尾的模样,和平常没什么区别,卧槽,地狱的气运之子恐怖如斯,走火入魔睡一觉就好？ „I can have anything, on the contrary, I felt exactly has the issue should be you.” The cat claw turns gently, that exquisite aristocrat wand appears in the twin tails hand again, music director stick turning circle circle is holding appreciatively. “我能有什么事,恰好相反,我觉得有问题的应该是你。”猫爪轻轻一翻,那柄小巧的贵族手杖再次出现在双尾手中,指挥棒转圈圈的把玩着。 „You do not know, everyone has is worried about you.” I said with certainty, the vision is sincere. “你不知道,大家有多担心你。”我言之凿凿,目光真诚。 „Is this your so-called worries?” wand referred to the direction of memory crystal, referred to inserting in my head kitchen knife. “这就是你们所谓的担心？”手杖指了指记忆水晶的方向,又指了指插在我头上的菜刀。 „, This.” My afraid smiles embarrasedly, spouts along with several wisps of blood, extracts downward from the scalp general kitchen knife. “哦,这个啊。”我心虚的讪讪一笑,伴随着几缕鲜血喷出,从头皮上将菜刀拔下来。 „You sober are the major event, this minor matter should not be calculating.” “你清醒过来才是头等大事,这种小事就别斤斤计较了。” „I do not feel the minor matter, probably a moment ago from that little miss mouth, heard extraordinarily the matter.” “我可不觉得是小事,刚才从那小姑娘口中,好像听到了不得了的事情。” „wū ~~ ~” hiding that frightens to me behind. “呜~~~”碧丝吓的躲到我身后。 „You looked, scare, why must the violent anger, have anything unable to sit to discuss well.” “你瞧,吓坏碧丝了,为什么要那么暴怒,有什么事情不能好好坐下来谈。” „I am sorry.” Restored the consistent graceful gentleman's manner, twin tails well-mannered puts off hat to bend the waist slightly, the vision is fixing the eyes on me. “我很抱歉。”恢复了一贯优雅绅士风度,双尾彬彬有礼的微微摘帽弯腰,目光紧盯着我。 „, Believes me, my anger does not come to you, but is you at present this good-for-nothing.” “碧丝,相信我,我的怒火并非冲着你而来,而是你眼前这坏家伙。” „Comes is not good to me, you return evil for good!” “冲着我来也不行啊,你这是恩将仇报！” „? I can you explain clearly to the opportunity, actually wants to make anything to my tail.” “哦？我可以给机会你解释清楚,到底想对我的尾巴做些什么。” „Actually is this.” I thought that I can save. “其实是这样的。”我又觉得我可以挽救一下了。 „You look, your many days had not waked, everyone a little worried, this way does not know when can regain consciousness, therefore thinks such means that I know that you are very heavy your tail, therefore, looks for the kitchen knife.” “你瞧,你很多天没醒过来了,大家都有点担心,继续这样下去不知道什么时候才能苏醒,于是就想了这么个办法,我知道你很重你的尾巴,于是呢,就找来菜刀。” Shook the left hand. 晃了晃左手。 „Looked for chef one set again.” “再找来了厨师一套。” Patted the body, chef's hat that as well as puts on. 拍了拍身上,以及重新戴上的厨师帽。 „Called cook excellent, as well as led Eika Layh who the curiosity is coming.” “叫上厨艺绝佳的碧丝,以及带着好奇心而来的艾卡莱伊。” Compares behind, is actually Elder Sister White Dragon little knew after my idea, is very curious, oneself must with, call while convenient, said that is takes the master chef to study the new emaciated look together, but also spoke frankly that does not have the issue, can protect itself, otherwise the twin tails situation is not bright, where I dare to lead the person to do. 比了比身后,其实是白龙小姐姐得知我的想法后,十分好奇,自己要跟上来的,顺便叫上了碧丝,说是带上大厨一起研究新菜色,还直言说没问题,能保护得了自己和碧丝,不然双尾情况未明,我哪敢带人过来作死。 But how I can betray Eika Layh , can only carry this pot, if changes into the nag they, my one second does not use hesitant, you understand. 但我怎么能出卖艾卡莱伊和碧丝,只能将这口锅背起来了,如果是换成老马他们,我一秒钟都不用犹豫,你懂的。 „In this manner, looked that can make you feel the crisis, then wakes, finally the fact proved my means are useful, not?” “用这种方式,看能不能让你感受到危机,然后醒过来,结果事实证明了我的办法有用,不是么？” ...... The intelligent cat has to do with the twin tails this smart person, cannot flicker completely, most can only mix one point of false, otherwise must be seen through, I really have this idea right, said might also as well. 和双尾这种聪明人……聪明猫打交道,不能完全忽悠,最多只能掺和一分假,不然就要被识破了,我确实有这种想法没错,说出来也无妨。 „So that's how it is.” Really, twin tails is rubbing the cat beard, accepted this view, but shifting to a new subject. “原来如此。”果然,双尾捋着猫胡子,接受了这种说法,但是话锋一转。 „But, if I can't wake? What to do you prepare, should really not want to prepare food my cat tail.” “但是,假如我没能醒过来呢？你准备怎么办,该不会是真的想把我的猫尾巴切下来做菜吧。” „Looked at you saying that how possibly.” “瞧你说的,怎么可能呢。” „Also calculates your boy conscientious.” “还算你这小子有良心。” „Cuts will certainly cut.” “切当然会切的。” „What?” The twin tails cat pupil stares in a big way, incredible a straight line. “什么？”双尾猫瞳瞪大,不可置信的拉成一条直线。 „Also will take away to try preparing food.” “也会拿去试着做菜。” The cat mouth that „......” eyes frighten cracked three petals. “……”双眼吓的猫嘴都裂成了三瓣。 „Prepares food is not the goal , after to prevent you wakes, is not sober, cuts away, felt that cuts away your tail, the strength will reduce, is better to overpower.” “不过做菜不是目的,也是为了防止你醒过来之后不清醒,才切掉的,感觉切掉你的尾巴,实力会降低一点,更好制服。” Ponder long time, twin tails helpless sighing of: „Your this fellow...... also really worthily is a gallon student.” 沉思良久,双尾才无奈的叹了一口气:“你这家伙……还真不愧是加仑的学生。” „And is he equally intelligent?” I at present one bright, although a gallon old man, leg wool immortal, diamond powder consomme surface only two victims, but as the Druid class reformer, lets the entire Druid system from mediocre to elite, his ability and intelligence quotient were to proceed several in 1000, again in the future several in 1000, was hard to find its right. “和他一样聪明？”我眼前一亮,虽然一口一个加仑老头,腿毛仙人,钻石粉末清汤面唯二受害者,但作为德鲁伊职业的改革者,让整个德鲁伊体系从平庸到精锐,他的能力和智商都是往前数一千年,再往后数一千年,也难以找到出其右。 If not for this fellow can be careless, wholeheartedly is thinking revenging, does a practical work, the bright status, after ready ready was eighth Hero following Tal Rasha. 若不是这家伙太能苟,一心想着报仇,多做点实事,多亮亮身份,妥妥就是继塔拉夏之后的第八英雄了。 „Equally inexpensive.” Twin tails clenches jaws puts out an scholarly amiable phrase. “一样贱兮兮的。”双尾咬牙切齿的吐出一个儒雅随和的字眼。 „The heart is good, how cannot again the pit friend.” “不过心地还算善良,再怎么样也不会坑朋友。” „......” “……” Therefore twin tails stage even/including clear, this has not seen my pit nag and high especially they. 所以说双尾还是台连清,这是没见过我坑老马和高特他们呀。 „Compared with this......” “比起这个……” Twin tails suddenly with cat claw mysterious hit a sound to refer, energy cat tail of nihility emerged out of thin air together in not far away, according to ground one brushed, still in the memory crystal of circulation broadcast, the sound terminated a moment ago startled. 双尾忽然用猫爪神奇的打了个响指,一道虚无的能量猫尾凭空出现在不远处,照着地面一通抽打,刚才还在循环播放的记忆水晶,声音愕然终止。 „How you can like this, this is I and teacher's final recollection!” I have a big shock, swoop, holds a pinch of loess instantaneous tears class/flow whole face, felt unfair to...... Tiya, in any case was also both of us cooperates, I had/left the idea she to use the technology, did one's best to do with enough one whole evening in time. “你怎么能这样,这是我和老师最后的回忆啊！”我大惊失色,飞扑过去,捧着一撮黄土瞬间泪流满脸,感觉太对不起……蒂亚了,好歹也是我们俩通力合作,我出想法她出技术,尽心尽力用了足足一整晚上的功夫才做出来的。 After completing, she cannot get out of bed, I did not relax, easy we! 做完之后,她都下不了床,我都直不起腰了,容易么我们！ „Let alone, my skull hurt.” “别说了,我脑壳疼。” Twin tails rubbed the temples, is the eye of reveal distress, does not know the misconception, obviously just like the ancient god equally indescribable memory crystal destroying, in the mind will still also resound Le color once for a while, as well as pictures. 双尾揉了揉太阳穴,目露苦楚,不知道是不是错觉,明明已经将宛若古神一样不可名状的记忆水晶给毁了,脑海中依然还会时不时响起一阵乐色,以及一幅幅画面。 Although is the comatose condition, but the cat has not died, the body function is still maintaining the lowest revolution, was covered seven days and seven nights by the thing of this terrifying! 虽是昏迷状态,但猫又没死,身体机能还在保持着最低运转,然后被这恐怖的玩意笼罩了七天七夜！ Sees that I hid from Elder Sister White Dragon little quietly behind. 见状,我悄悄躲到了白龙小姐姐身后。 It is not good, Eika Layh, saves me, twin tails will certainly kill me. 不行了,艾卡莱伊,救我,双尾一定会杀了我的。 Fortunately, how twin tails not to have haggled over incessantly unexpectedly, then the attention falls to other one thing on. 还好,不止怎地双尾竟然没有计较下去,转而注意力又落到另外一样东西上。 „What is this?” It referred to the cat collar on neck. “这是什么？”它指了指脖子上的猫项圈。 „, This.” For those nothing more to be said that I answered directly. “哦,这个呀。”到是没什么好说的,我直接解释道。 „Still also walks after to prevent you wakes the violent, therefore borrows with Eika Layh, it is said even the four wings powerhouse can also Bind one second.” “也是为了防止你醒过来之后依然暴走,所以跟艾卡莱伊借的,据说连四翼强者也可以束缚一秒。” „.” Twin tails understands clearly the nod, did that truly for everyone's good , there is nothing to say. “哦。”双尾了然点头,这么做确实是为了大家好,没什么可说的。 I implored the one breath secretly secretly. 我暗地里偷偷吁了一口气。 Actually, this Demonic Path can certain extent shapeshift, want to turn into a pair of cat ear, twin tails has, wants to turn into one cat mother maid clothing/taking again, too precise cannot change, thinks the dead storehouse water carapace ties up anything is too much, has to change a collar, the better than nothing. 其实呢,这件魔道器是可以一定程度变形的,本来想变成一对猫耳,双尾已经有了,再想变成一套猫娘女仆服,太精密了变不出来,想想死库水龟甲缚什么的还是有点过分,只好变了个项圈,聊胜于无。 „Moreover was locked by that fellow.” Seems to be the induction, twin tails raised the head distantly looks. “而且还被那家伙锁定了。”似有感应,双尾抬头遥遥一望。 „This did not fear that has not caught up with enough time, when the time comes first gives an ammunition clip.” I give the thumbs-up, said with a smile frank. “这不是怕没来得及赶过来嘛,到时候先给上一梭子。”我竖起大拇指,爽朗笑道。 „Also was really thank you prepares completely safe!” This cat ill-humored flipping supercilious look. “还真是谢谢你准备万全了！”这猫没好气的翻了翻白眼。 The truth is this truth, can understand, whom but changes into is twin tails, will feel uncomfortable. 道理是这个道理,也可以理解,但换成谁是双尾,都会感到不爽。 „On the other hand, felt that your violent walks is very serious, I was also deliberately considering lifts you to the paradise of dragon simply treats, how to sleep well?” “话说回来,感觉你这次暴走挺严重的,我还寻思着干脆把你抬到龙之乐园去治疗呢,怎么睡一觉就好了呢？” Finally, the topic returned to beginning and key point from the beginning...... 总算,话题回到了一开始的起点和重点……