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****************************************************************************************Carried on the back the twin tails of child of cauldronHell, perhapsreallyobtained the favor of thisworld, darkdetected that an evil thought that does not wantto donot to haveprotagonist of tail, thereforebefore the evil thoughtattacks, opened the eyesdecisively.
不知怎地就背上了地狱之子这口大锅的双尾,或许是真的得到了这个世界的青睐,冥冥中察觉到了一股恶念,不想做没有尾巴的主角,于是在恶念侵袭之前,果断睁开了双眼。No matterthinks, 【Bedhead】On the image of thatmemorycrystalas well asis away from the bigtrumpet that tenstreetscanhear, immediatelythenjust nowopensin an eyeseam and earfromit, mischievousworming one's way into.
不管想不想,【床头】上那记忆水晶的影像以及隔着十条街都能听到的大喇叭声,立刻便从它才刚张开一丝的眼缝和耳朵里,调皮的钻了进去。Thistwo peopleis......
这两个人是……Twin tailsbrain that justopened eyesnot yetsober, even was a little naivemoestupid, which the average personmetis not the resemblesbumps intojumpsthreechi (0.33 m) that the acute communicable diseasewas an excellent likenessto leavehighby far, itactuallyanalysisseldom.
刚睁开眼的双尾脑子尚未清醒,甚至还有点天真蠢萌,普通人遇到哪个不是像碰到瘟神似的一蹦三尺高离得远远的,它却煞有其事的分析起来。Howonelooks, the twofamiliarfaces in image, is a bit likein the sorcerer.
咋一看,影像里的两张熟悉面孔,有点像在跳大神。Lookscarefully, but alsoa littledances the yangko the argument of dance duet.
仔细一瞧,还有点扭秧歌加二人转的调调。Analyzesagainwell, outskirtsSiraunt of onesharesimplelocal flavorO2Jamfights the danceflavorfront surfaceto throw.
再好好分析一番,一股子朴素乡土气息的村头大爷大妈劲乐团斗舞风味迎面扑来。Sneaks in the sound in earforcefully is also distinctive.
强行钻进耳朵里的声音也是别具一格。
A suona, blownseems like pressed firmly between the fingers the biggoose of neck, goes all outobviouslyvery much, the soundhasdoes not havesuddenly, hu-hu the variant pronunciationwith the respite, mustdieto be the same probablymomentarily, thatfaceis jubilant, the cheekhelpedspread the redmakeup, strange.
一把唢呐,吹的像是被捏住脖子的大鹅,明明很卖力,声音却有一下没一下,呼哧呼哧的破音和喘息,像是随时要断气一样,偏偏那张脸还喜气洋洋,腮帮似涂了红妆,怪异的很。Thatpercussion instrument, eastknocks, the westknocks, does not have the temperamentfeeling, does not have the rhythm, evenwas inferior the noise that the machinerysends out, in any casealsooccupies a neatrule, on the faceis also jubilant, evenalsotakes1pointself-slightlyto be infatuated, likein the heroic bearing that on the stagesang.
那锣鼓呢,东敲一下,西敲一下,既没有音律感,也没有节奏感,甚至不如机械发出的噪音,好歹也占一个整齐规律,脸上同样喜气洋洋,甚至还带上一点自我小陶醉,像极了在台上唱歌的英姿。These days, situated intwin tailsbrainfromclosuretocircular telegramperiod, whenturnsagainupward, started, soberedcompletely, itwas similar tocontactsindescribableancientShenban, the solemnfour wingsexpert, took a bathlike the Chrysanthemumeldest daughterunexpectedlyis peeped, sent out the disgracedscream, the facetwists, the subconsciousnesswill waveto remember the crystalracketflew, the entirecatbodyalsotied tight the bow, leapthigh.
这段时间,处于双尾的大脑从关闭到通电的期间,等再往上一扭,启动了,完全清醒了,它就如同接触到了不可名状的古神般,堂堂四翼高手,竟像黄花大闺女洗澡被偷窥一样,发出丢人的尖叫,面孔扭曲,下意识挥手将记忆水晶拍飞,整个猫身也紧绷弓起,高高跃开。Whichthisis, whata moment agothatwas, did Idie?
这是哪,刚才那是什么,我死了吗?In the mind the twin tails that ferments the newlifethreeto ask, still shakenis gasping for breathin gulps, after calming downslightlysome, the visionfallstoitwas lying downa moment ago the place.
脑海里酝酿着新人生三问的双尾,惊魂未定的大口大口喘着气,稍稍冷静下来一些后,目光落到它刚才躺着的地方。
A hollowsmall pit, underis the softcushion, all aroundoverspread the fresh flower.
一个凹陷的小坑,底下是柔软的垫子,四周铺满了鲜花。Knowledge that studiesfromhuman that inshouldn't the situation of emitting, emit——thisfrom the twin tailsmindin is not just the funeral of human?
从人类那学来的知识,在不该冒出的场合里,自双尾脑海中冒出——这不正是人类的葬礼么?Is it possible that did Ireallydie?
莫非我真死了?Whileitis intertwininglife and deathmajorproblemtime, the corner of the eyewas not carefulto fling, catchesseveralto wipe the stealthyform.
正当它纠结着生死这个大问题的时候,眼角不小心一甩,捕捉到了几抹鬼鬼祟祟的身影。Stillmostfocuses attention on——byoverheadthatis the whiteapron, the headwears a chef's hat, in the handis grasping the sharpkitchen knife, was soundless the directionwalks the pastsomebodyinitwas lying downa moment ago.
犹以当头那一道最瞩目——系着白色围裙,头上戴着一顶厨师帽,手中握着把锋利菜刀,蹑手蹑脚向着它刚才躺着的方向走过去的某人。
The backfollowstwoyoung girls, bangsobstruct the eye, with total concentrationreads a book, the book titleindistinctlyseems like【Animaltailprocessing mode】And so on name, has not as if discovered the unusual condition, anotherturns aroundrapidly, showsandoneselfhas nothing to do.
背后跟着两名少女,一名刘海遮目,聚精会神的看着一本书,书名隐约好像是【动物尾巴处理方式】之类的叫法,似乎还未发现异状,另外一名迅速转过身去,以示和己无关。Peaceful deathundying, thatdiscoveryunusualreadingyoung girl, had not lifted the headat this time, the timidopens the mouthsaid.
好死不死,那名并未发现异常的看书少女,这时候抬起了头,怯生生的开口道。„That...... couldn't the longBossperson, in the bookfind...... the practice of cat tail......?”
“那个……长老大人,书上也找不到……猫尾的做法……咦?”
The air setting, the pictureframedinthis.
空气凝固,画面定格在了这一幕。„cough cough, is actually this, twin tails......”
“咳咳,其实是这样的,双尾……”Ithought that bymyexcellentintelligence quotientandglib tongue, thisaspect can also save, coughslightlyseveral, discovered that the kitchen knife in hand, hides the backhastily, remembersheadchef's hat, duplicate/restoreshurryputs out a handto graspruthlessly, resultconspicuouscaptook off, the kitchen knifekept the head.
我觉得凭借我高超的智商和三寸不烂之舌,这局面还可以挽救一下,轻咳几声,发现手中的菜刀,连忙藏到背后,想起头上的厨师帽,复又慌忙地伸手狠狠抓下,结果显眼的帽子摘下了,菜刀却留在了头上。
It is not good, thisdresses up the goaltooretarded is too obvious, the flickeringbiglawcould not saveme, the wordshave not exportedstumped.
不行了,这装扮目的太弱智太明显,忽悠大法救不了我,话还未出口就已经词穷。However, Ias ifshouldcare aboutanothermore importantmatter.
不过,我似乎应该关心另外一件更重要的事情。„Wait, twin tails, were youall right?”
“等等,双尾,你没事了?”Looks at the twin tailsappearance, with the ordinarynodifference, the lyingtrough, the Hellchild of terrifyingdestinyin this way, overstatedto sleepwell?
看双尾的模样,和平常没什么区别,卧槽,地狱的气运之子恐怖如斯,走火入魔睡一觉就好?„Icanhave anything, on the contrary, Ifeltexactlyhas the issueshouldbeyou.” The catclawturnsgently, thatexquisitearistocratwandappearsin the twin tailshandagain, music director stickturning circlecircleis holding appreciatively.
“我能有什么事,恰好相反,我觉得有问题的应该是你。”猫爪轻轻一翻,那柄小巧的贵族手杖再次出现在双尾手中,指挥棒转圈圈的把玩着。„Youdo not know,everyonehasis worried aboutyou.”Isaid with certainty, the visionis sincere.
“你不知道,大家有多担心你。”我言之凿凿,目光真诚。„Is thisyourso-calledworries?”wandreferred to the direction of memorycrystal, referred toinsertinginmyheadkitchen knife.
“这就是你们所谓的担心?”手杖指了指记忆水晶的方向,又指了指插在我头上的菜刀。„, This.”Myafraidsmilesembarrasedly, spoutsalong withseveralwisps of blood, extracts downwardfrom the scalpgeneralkitchen knife.
“哦,这个啊。”我心虚的讪讪一笑,伴随着几缕鲜血喷出,从头皮上将菜刀拔下来。„Yousoberare the major event, thisminor matter should not be calculating.”
“你清醒过来才是头等大事,这种小事就别斤斤计较了。”„Ido not feel the minor matter, probablya moment agofromthatlittle missmouth, heardextraordinarily the matter.”
“我可不觉得是小事,刚才从那小姑娘口中,好像听到了不得了的事情。”„wū~~~”hiding that frightenstomebehind.
“呜~~~”碧丝吓的躲到我身后。„Youlooked, scare, whymust the violent anger, have anything unable to sitto discusswell.”
“你瞧,吓坏碧丝了,为什么要那么暴怒,有什么事情不能好好坐下来谈。”„I am sorry.”Restored the consistentgracefulgentleman's manner, twin tailswell-manneredputs off hatto bend the waistslightly, the visionis fixing the eyes onme.
“我很抱歉。”恢复了一贯优雅绅士风度,双尾彬彬有礼的微微摘帽弯腰,目光紧盯着我。„, Believesme, myangerdoes not cometoyou, butisyouat presentthisgood-for-nothing.”
“碧丝,相信我,我的怒火并非冲着你而来,而是你眼前这坏家伙。”„Comes is not goodtome, youreturn evil for good!”
“冲着我来也不行啊,你这是恩将仇报!”„? Icanyouexplainclearlyto the opportunity, actuallywantsto makeanythingtomytail.”
“哦?我可以给机会你解释清楚,到底想对我的尾巴做些什么。”„Actuallyisthis.”Ithought that Icansave.
“其实是这样的。”我又觉得我可以挽救一下了。„Youlook, yourmanydayshad not waked, everyonea littleworried,this waydoes not knowwhencanregain consciousness, thereforethinkssuch means that Iknow that you are very heavyyourtail, therefore, looks for the kitchen knife.”
“你瞧,你很多天没醒过来了,大家都有点担心,继续这样下去不知道什么时候才能苏醒,于是就想了这么个办法,我知道你很重你的尾巴,于是呢,就找来菜刀。”Shook the left hand.
晃了晃左手。„Looked forchefonesetagain.”
“再找来了厨师一套。”Patted the body, chef's hat that as well asputs on.
拍了拍身上,以及重新戴上的厨师帽。„Calledcookexcellent, as well asledEikaLayh who the curiosityis coming.”
“叫上厨艺绝佳的碧丝,以及带着好奇心而来的艾卡莱伊。”Comparesbehind, is actually Elder SisterWhite Dragonlittleknew after myidea, is very curious, oneselfmustwith, callwhile convenient, said that istakes the master chefto study the newemaciated looktogether, but alsospoke frankly that does not have the issue, canprotect itself, otherwise the twin tailssituationis not bright, whereIdareto lead the personto do.
比了比身后,其实是白龙小姐姐得知我的想法后,十分好奇,自己要跟上来的,顺便叫上了碧丝,说是带上大厨一起研究新菜色,还直言说没问题,能保护得了自己和碧丝,不然双尾情况未明,我哪敢带人过来作死。ButhowIcanbetrayEikaLayh , can only carrythispot, ifchanges into the nagthey, myoneseconddoes not usehesitant, youunderstand.
但我怎么能出卖艾卡莱伊和碧丝,只能将这口锅背起来了,如果是换成老马他们,我一秒钟都不用犹豫,你懂的。„In this manner, looked that canmakeyoufeel the crisis, thenwakes, finally the factprovedmymeansare useful, not?”
“用这种方式,看能不能让你感受到危机,然后醒过来,结果事实证明了我的办法有用,不是么?”
...... The intelligentcathas to dowith the twin tailsthissmart person, cannotflickercompletely, most can only mixonepoint of false, otherwisemustbe seen through, Ireallyhavethisidearight, said might also as well.
和双尾这种聪明人……聪明猫打交道,不能完全忽悠,最多只能掺和一分假,不然就要被识破了,我确实有这种想法没错,说出来也无妨。„So that's how it is.”Really, twin tailsis rubbing the catbeard, acceptedthisview, butshifting to a new subject.
“原来如此。”果然,双尾捋着猫胡子,接受了这种说法,但是话锋一转。„But, ifIcan'twake? What to doyouprepare, shouldreallynot wantto prepare foodmycat tail.”
“但是,假如我没能醒过来呢?你准备怎么办,该不会是真的想把我的猫尾巴切下来做菜吧。”„Looked atyou saying that howpossibly.”
“瞧你说的,怎么可能呢。”„Alsocalculates your boyconscientious.”
“还算你这小子有良心。”„Cutswill certainly cut.”
“切当然会切的。”„What?” The twin tailscatpupilstaresin a big way, incredible a straight line.
“什么?”双尾猫瞳瞪大,不可置信的拉成一条直线。„Alsowill take awayto trypreparing food.”
“也会拿去试着做菜。”
The catmouth that „......”eyesfrightencrackedthreepetals.
“……”双眼吓的猫嘴都裂成了三瓣。„Prepares foodis not the goal , after topreventyouwakes, is not sober, cuts away, felt that cuts awayyourtail, the strengthwill reduce, is betterto overpower.”
“不过做菜不是目的,也是为了防止你醒过来之后不清醒,才切掉的,感觉切掉你的尾巴,实力会降低一点,更好制服。”Ponderlong time, twin tailshelplesssighing of: „Yourthisfellow...... alsoreallyworthilyis a gallonstudent.”
沉思良久,双尾才无奈的叹了一口气:“你这家伙……还真不愧是加仑的学生。”„And is heequally intelligent?”Iat presentonebright, although a gallonold man, legwoolimmortal, diamondpowderconsommesurfaceonlytwovictims, butas the Druidclassreformer, lets the entireDruidsystemfrommediocretoelite, hisability and intelligence quotientwereto proceedseveral in 1000, againin the futureseveral in 1000, was hardto finditsright.
“和他一样聪明?”我眼前一亮,虽然一口一个加仑老头,腿毛仙人,钻石粉末清汤面唯二受害者,但作为德鲁伊职业的改革者,让整个德鲁伊体系从平庸到精锐,他的能力和智商都是往前数一千年,再往后数一千年,也难以找到出其右。If not forthisfellowcanbe careless, wholeheartedlyis thinkingrevenging, does a practical work, the brightstatus, after readyreadywaseighthHerofollowingTal Rasha.
若不是这家伙太能苟,一心想着报仇,多做点实事,多亮亮身份,妥妥就是继塔拉夏之后的第八英雄了。„Equallyinexpensive.”Twin tailsclenches jawsputs out an scholarlyamiablephrase.
“一样贱兮兮的。”双尾咬牙切齿的吐出一个儒雅随和的字眼。„The heartis good, howcannotagain the pitfriend.”
“不过心地还算善良,再怎么样也不会坑朋友。”„......”
“……”Thereforetwin tailsstageeven/includingclear, this has not seenmypitnagandhighespeciallythey.
所以说双尾还是台连清,这是没见过我坑老马和高特他们呀。„Compared withthis......”
“比起这个……”Twin tailssuddenlywithcatclawmysterioushit a soundto refer, energycat tail of nihilityemerged out of thin airtogetherinnot far away, according togroundonebrushed, stillin the memorycrystal of circulationbroadcast, the soundterminateda moment agostartled.
双尾忽然用猫爪神奇的打了个响指,一道虚无的能量猫尾凭空出现在不远处,照着地面一通抽打,刚才还在循环播放的记忆水晶,声音愕然终止。„Howyoucanlike this, thisisIandteacher'sfinalrecollection!”Ihave a big shock, swoop, holds a pinch of loessinstantaneoustearsclass/flowwhole face, felt unfair to...... Tiya, in any case was also both of uscooperates, Ihad/left the ideasheto use the technology, did one's bestto dowithenoughonewhole eveningintime.
“你怎么能这样,这是我和老师最后的回忆啊!”我大惊失色,飞扑过去,捧着一撮黄土瞬间泪流满脸,感觉太对不起……蒂亚了,好歹也是我们俩通力合作,我出想法她出技术,尽心尽力用了足足一整晚上的功夫才做出来的。
After completing, shecannot get out of bed, Idid not relax, easywe!
做完之后,她都下不了床,我都直不起腰了,容易么我们!„Let alone, myskullhurt.”
“别说了,我脑壳疼。”Twin tailsrubbed the temples, is the eye of revealdistress, does not know the misconception, obviouslyjust like the ancientgodequallyindescribablememorycrystaldestroying, in the mindwill still also resoundLecoloronce for a while, as well aspictures.
双尾揉了揉太阳穴,目露苦楚,不知道是不是错觉,明明已经将宛若古神一样不可名状的记忆水晶给毁了,脑海中依然还会时不时响起一阵乐色,以及一幅幅画面。Althoughis the comatose condition, but the cathas not died, the bodyfunctionis still maintaining the lowestrevolution, was coveredseven days and seven nightsby the thing of thisterrifying!
虽是昏迷状态,但猫又没死,身体机能还在保持着最低运转,然后被这恐怖的玩意笼罩了七天七夜!Sees that Ihid fromElder SisterWhite Dragonlittlequietlybehind.
见状,我悄悄躲到了白龙小姐姐身后。
It is not good, EikaLayh, savesme, twin tailswill certainly killme.
不行了,艾卡莱伊,救我,双尾一定会杀了我的。Fortunately, howtwin tailsnot to have haggled overincessantlyunexpectedly, then the attentionfallstootheronethingon.
还好,不止怎地双尾竟然没有计较下去,转而注意力又落到另外一样东西上。„What is this?”Itreferred to the catcollar on neck.
“这是什么?”它指了指脖子上的猫项圈。„, This.” For those nothing more to be said that Ianswereddirectly.
“哦,这个呀。”到是没什么好说的,我直接解释道。„Stillalsowalksafterto preventyouwakes the violent, thereforeborrowswithEikaLayh, it is saideven the four wingspowerhouse can also Bindonesecond.”
“也是为了防止你醒过来之后依然暴走,所以跟艾卡莱伊借的,据说连四翼强者也可以束缚一秒。”„.”Twin tailsunderstands clearly the nod, did thattrulyforeveryone's good , there is nothing to say.
“哦。”双尾了然点头,这么做确实是为了大家好,没什么可说的。Iimplored the one breathsecretlysecretly.
我暗地里偷偷吁了一口气。Actually, thisDemonic Pathcancertain extentshapeshift, wantto turn into a pair of catear, twin tailshas, wantsto turn intoonecatmothermaidclothing/takingagain, tooprecisecannot change, thinks the deadstorehousewatercarapaceties upanythingis too much, hasto change a collar, the better than nothing.
其实呢,这件魔道器是可以一定程度变形的,本来想变成一对猫耳,双尾已经有了,再想变成一套猫娘女仆服,太精密了变不出来,想想死库水龟甲缚什么的还是有点过分,只好变了个项圈,聊胜于无。„Moreoverwas lockedbythatfellow.”Seems to be the induction, twin tailsraised the headdistantlylooks.
“而且还被那家伙锁定了。”似有感应,双尾抬头遥遥一望。„Thisdid not fear that has not caught upwith enough time, when the time comesfirstgives an ammunition clip.”Igive the thumbs-up, said with a smilefrank.
“这不是怕没来得及赶过来嘛,到时候先给上一梭子。”我竖起大拇指,爽朗笑道。„Also was really thank youpreparescompletely safe!”Thiscatill-humoredflippingsupercilious look.
“还真是谢谢你准备万全了!”这猫没好气的翻了翻白眼。
The truthisthistruth, canunderstand, whombutchanges intoistwin tails, will feeluncomfortable.
道理是这个道理,也可以理解,但换成谁是双尾,都会感到不爽。„On the other hand, felt that your violentwalksis very serious, Iwas also deliberately consideringliftsyouto the paradise of dragonsimplytreats, howto sleepwell?”
“话说回来,感觉你这次暴走挺严重的,我还寻思着干脆把你抬到龙之乐园去治疗呢,怎么睡一觉就好了呢?”Finally, the topicreturned tobeginning and key pointfrom the beginning......
总算,话题回到了一开始的起点和重点……
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