ROD :: Volume #35

#3441: Twin tails: The people rest in home, pot from space


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**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** The fragrance was fragrant, what a pity no egg used, without the means inscribed my Fists of Fire, this artifact spear to me was weapon of attack high spot, the entire skill addition that but also without me most loved, could not love, how to see how irritably. 香是香了,可惜没什么卵用,没办法将我的焰拳铭刻上去,这把神器长枪对我来说就是一把攻击高点的武器,还没我最爱的全技能加成,爱不起,怎么看怎么别扭。 If can inscribe Fists of Fire? I compared it and BUG sword, to the four wings boundary, the strength and vision met the requirement of BUG sword reluctantly, the attribute can collect, was the level difference, but does not hinder me to estimate that took up the battle efficiency after BUG sword. 若是能铭刻焰拳的话呢?我将它和BUG剑比较了一下,到了四翼境界,实力和眼界都勉勉强强符合了BUG剑的要求,属性可以凑,就是等级差了点,不过已经不妨碍我估测拿起BUG剑后的战斗力。 Said generally, when I take the BUG sword, unique skills like double wild with rage six heavy Fists of Fire, about can be instantaneous, other almost explode the powerful attributes of attribute frame not to mention crowded, the conservative estimate, had the BUG sword, cannot guarantee that can contend with five masters, hits two seven giants to have no issue absolutely. 说笼统一点,等我拿上BUG剑,像二重狂怒六重焰拳这样的绝招,也将近能够瞬发了,更别提其他差点挤爆属性框的一条条强大属性,保守估计,有了BUG剑,不敢保证能和五爷一较高下,打一两个七巨头绝对没啥问题。 Under the contrast, artifact can spear, I go to the resentment five masters with spear? Perhaps is only the earnest ordinary fist of five masters, can not recognize the parents who I hit, as for the instantaneous unique skill, I do not think at five master meetings the move, or said that even if incurred, can create many damage to it is still the unknown number. 对比之下,神器长枪呢,拿上长枪我能去怼五爷么?恐怕光是五爷的认真普通一拳,就能将我打的爹妈都不认了,至于瞬发绝招,我不认为五爷会中招,或者这么说,就算中招了,对它能造成多少伤害也是未知之数。 In brief, regarded the six wings to look five masters right. 总而言之,把五爷当成准六翼看就没错了。 Again in brief, your Sir as before is your Sir, in front of the super artefact BUG sword, spear is in a younger brother the younger brother, what ghosts and gods strike, looks scary on the name, with some island these unclear sleep/felt severe most hadrosaurus gods, Lesser Evil, the star explodes the air current to cut finally, willow health/life the mind class/flow is similar. 再总而言之,你大爷依旧是你大爷,在超神器BUG剑面前,长枪就是个弟中弟,什么鬼神一击,也就名字看着唬人,跟某岛那些不明觉厉的最强龙神,终焉魔王,星爆气流斩,柳生心眼流差不多。 Some contrasts have damage insipidly, quick on throws one side spear, and other Sharna elder sisters came back to approve. 有对比才有伤害,很快就索然无味的将长枪扔一边,就等莎尔娜姐姐回来验收了。 I first inscribe a Beidou to feel emotion to crack a smile the fist secretly to play, let alone this spear, the strength is not good, but wins in the gaudy pleasure are many, can satisfy me to name the demand of emperor. 哦,我先偷偷铭刻个北斗有情破颜拳玩一玩,别说这长枪,实力不行,但胜在花里胡哨的乐子多,很是能满足得了我命名帝的需求。 After defeating abyss Prime Evil , the matter that the heart has always thought about, came to the end hence finally, satisfied the curiosity, after having planted to go through customs a fun game, that light void, the matter that then must handle only then, after waiting twin tails to wake, embarks to go to the paradise of dragon. 打败深渊魔神之后一直心念念的事情,至此终于告一段落,满足了好奇心,有种通关了一个好玩游戏之后那种淡淡的空虚感,接下来要做的事情就只有一件,等双尾醒过来之后出发前往龙之乐园。 When this fellow awakes feeds! Does not open eyes, do not blame me to ask 400 jin (0.5 kg) strong man to develop a sleeping beauty result in your Hell cat tribe. 这家伙到底什么时候醒啊喂!再不睁眼,就别怪我在你的地狱猫部落里找个四百斤重的猛男演上一出睡美人结局了。 However if this goods really wake, I also a little have a headache, you said after...... it wakes, is the brain sober or is not sober? 不过这货要是真醒过来,我也有点头疼,你说……它醒过来后,脑子到底是清醒还是不清醒呢? Did not say that soberly, I punched like this, fainted so many days, if this could not rescue twin tails, feared that can only let it forever the lethargic sleep. 说不清醒吧,我都揍成这样了,晕过去那么多天了,这要是都救不了双尾,怕是只能让它永远昏睡了。 Said soberly, felt that overstated to punch one well, seemed a little optimistic, had the classification person to fly upwards to cross tribulation a narrow escape, you crossed the tribulation to insert the root lightning rod in side, dust has not dyed relaxed on spiral flying. 说清醒吧,感觉走火入魔揍一顿就好,似乎有点过于乐观了,有种别人飞升渡劫九死一生,你渡劫就在旁边插根避雷针,一尘未染的轻轻松松就螺旋飞天了。 Also is not serious the indigenous intelligence quotient, is not serious the heavens master, is popular does not dare to write in the Dark Continent no brain crisp third-class knight novel, let alone Duke Brute the series, do not look that inside one page of papers have the most page writing is not possible to describe, but the logical setting is very rigorous, never eats the book, not like some screenwriter. 既不把土著的智商当回事,也不把老天爷当回事,流行于暗黑大陆的无脑爽三流骑士小说都不敢这么写,更别说禽兽公爵系列,别看里面一页纸有大半页文字不可描述,但逻辑设定很严谨,从不吃书,不像某编剧。 Pulled far, in brief I to twin tails waking later the condition felt the worry, the mood contradictory, was deliberately considering cannot sit waiting for death like this...... not, was indifferent to another's plight...... is not right, should be loves...... considers as finished, the sports teacher has died, meaning to was enough. 扯远了,总之我对双尾醒过来之后的状态倍感担心,心情矛盾的很,寻思着不能这样坐以待毙……啊不,是隔岸观火……也不对,应该是喜闻乐见……算了,体育老师已死,意思到了就行 I must provide for a rainy day. 我得未雨绸缪。 Plan A rides twin tails is falling asleep, all pulled out its tail, six, do not pull out two is not in the way, folded the issue is not big its walking stick again? Perhaps pulled out these tails, its strength only has half, when the time comes must hit to grasp, was more relaxed. 方案A是乘着双尾睡着,把它的尾巴全拔了,不是有六条么,拔个两条不碍事吧,再把它的拐杖折了问题也不大?说不定拔了这些尾巴,它的实力就只剩下一半,到时候要打要抓,就更轻松了。 Passes a fortnight again, it can be long, not lack anxiously , but the guest has not been short. 再过个十天半月,它又能长出来,尾尾巴巴无穷匮也,而客不曾少。 Therefore, I felt able, in I prepare in for a long time two shops the new additional together high-end private kitchen, must be ahead of time to make an appointment to eat for half a month. 因此,我觉得可以在我筹划已久的两间店里新加一道高端私房菜,要提前半个月预约才能吃到。 The primary taste sucks a finger/refers of cat tail! 原味吮指猫尾! As for plan B, had been doing, has been really doing, tomorrow before getting off work , the guarantee can send, a saying will start 007 while convenient tomorrow...... the lying trough, the script also took wrong. 至于方案B,已经在做了,真的已经在做着了,明天下班前保证能发出去,顺便一说明天开始007……卧槽,剧本又拿错了。 So-called plan B, is opposite with A, weakens the opposite party, strengthens itself, must strive to fight a battle to force a quick decision, so as to avoid twin tails sneaks off, grasped to work hard. 所谓的方案B,和A相反,一个削弱对方,一个强化自己,都是要争取速战速决,免得双尾开溜,抓起来就费工夫了。 The two plan does not conflict, even can complement one another, first implements the B plan, without the absolute assurance, then starts the A plan, this is wise electing. 两个方案并不冲突,甚至可以相辅相成,先实施B计划,若是没有绝对的把握,再开始A计划,这才是明智之选。 Is good because , the B plan is conducted is very smooth, the twin tails tail preserved, the shop was short of a famous cuisine, regretted. 好在,B计划进行的很顺利,双尾的尾巴保住了,小店少了一道名菜,遗憾。 In the boundary of dream, the twin tails enough three after evenings that oppressive the card in a hand completely had/left, now what I must consider is which move with twin tails takes down berserk. 在梦之境界中,虐了底牌尽出的双尾足足三个晚上以后,我现在要考虑的是到底用哪一招将狂暴双尾放倒。 Turns off a light to kill? Does the corner kill? Does the evil way kill? Perhaps do ten shear the massacre? 关灯杀?墙角杀?邪道杀?或是十割惨案? The real anticipation, had better be able come several times much...... cough cough, thinks anything I, twin tails, but the old friend of Holy See mountain. 真期待啊,最好能多来几次……咳咳,想些什么呢我,双尾可是教廷山的老朋友。 The day that the waiting twin tails regains consciousness, the Hell world also had a big change. 等待双尾苏醒的日子,地狱世界也发生了不小的变化。 Several tyrannical aura, follow closely twin tails break through after that erupt, originally dangerous Hell, mixed abyss of suffering. 好几股强横的气息,紧随双尾其后突破爆发,将本就已经险恶之极的地狱,搅和的更加水深火热。 And several, are even my eyelid jumps, has the incarnation UC body to call out in alarm the invincible impulsion. 其中有几股,便是连我都眼皮直跳,有种化身UC体惊呼不可战胜的冲动。 This it meow what's the matter? 这它喵的到底是怎么回事? The spiritual energy recovery could not have explained that such abnormal phenomenon, feared that is not the great antiquity backflow, Pangu opens the day. 灵气复苏已经解释不了此等异常现象,怕不是洪荒回流,盘古开天吧。 I a little feared, for fear that a sleep/felt wakes up, the four wings powerhouse a pet, on the neck is tying up the collar dog rope every, was pulled full street to take a stroll everywhere. 我有点怕,生怕一觉醒来,四翼强者已是人手一只的宠物,脖子上拴着项圈狗绳,被牵着满街四处溜达。 Changes obviously, the dark clouds on top of the head added pot ash probably, dark pressed on the tip of the nose quickly, the entire Hell world seemed the fierce creeping motion of stomach, from time to time turned one group of bread twists, from time to time made a butterfly knot, from time to time the head and tail swung the hūla circle connected, from time to time spray billowing startled big wave patted the belly. 变化显而易见,头顶上的阴云像是加了一层锅灰般,黑乎乎的都快压到鼻尖上了,整个地狱世界就仿佛是肠胃的剧烈蠕动,时而扭成一团麻花,时而打出一蝴蝶结,时而首尾相连摇起呼啦圈,时而浪花滚滚惊涛拍肚皮。 Only looks uncomfortably, feared Hell for a while being able to look on the bright side of thing belch fart. 光看着就难受,怕地狱一时想不开嗝屁了。 Continued several days later, uneventful, all safes happen, as if had. the spring and autumn big dream , can only comfort itself 持续了几天后,风平浪静,一切无事发生,仿佛做了场春秋大梦,也只能这么安慰自己了。 Fortunately both transmits from Angel and big dragon does not know that can call it the news the relieved news. 所幸从天使和巨龙那边双双传来不知道能不能称之为好消息的安心消息。 The beforehand mutation , because the influence collective headed by seven giant breaks through to create. 之前的异变,是因为以七巨头为首的势力集体突破所造成。 That several invincible terrifying imposing manner that especially the breakthroughs of several Lesser Evil, I feel, unexpectedly is their several, that no wonder. 尤其是几个魔王的突破,正是我感受到的那几股不可战胜的恐怖气势,竟然是它们几个,那就怪不得了。 It is not the spiritual energy recovers, is not the great antiquity backflow, no sage, but is the sequela —— elder who the silver age returns to rises, late arrival. 不是灵气复苏,也不是洪荒回流,更没有什么圣人,只不过是白银时代回归的后遗症——长者崛起,迟了点到来罢了。 Did not say that how many Lesser Evil have broken through? Because has the idea of first impressions are most lasting, detected that several imposing manners time I simply have not thought can be they unexpectedly, but also thinks that several powerful enemies, almost want to pack the valuables to travel. 不是说那几个魔王早就突破了么?正因为有先入为主的想法,察觉到那几股气势的时候我根本没想过竟然会是它们,还以为多了几个强敌,差点就想收拾细软跑路了。 The big dragon maintains the consistent aloof, the news is late, that side five masters first transmits the official inference. 巨龙保持一贯高冷,消息晚了点,五爷那边先传来官方推理。 Probably, that several Lesser Evil...... not, is not only that several Lesser Evil, all calories in the Hell powerhouse of Prime Evil bottleneck, do not want to work as first person who eats the crab, and other by the person who the crab crab pincers choke( cat) appearance. 大概,那几个魔王……不,不光是那几个魔王,所有卡在魔神瓶颈的地狱强者,都不想当第一个吃螃蟹的人,都在等一个被螃蟹钳噎死的人(猫)出现。 I am an exception, the pioneer who the silver age returns, is called the child of destiny, the God biological son, the wrong behavior had looked, naturally possibly is not what Demon. 我算是个例外,白银时代回归的开拓者,人称天命之子,上帝亲儿子,已经不当人看了,当然就更不可能是什么恶魔 Simply speaking, I turned sold the crab, rather than first ate the crab, although ate while convenient, but sold the crab the eating crab, how can be eats. 简单来说,我变成了卖螃蟹的,而不是第一个吃螃蟹的,虽然顺带吃了,但是卖蟹的吃蟹,怎么能算是吃呢。 Angel and big dragon originally not by four wings shackles, when ate the crab person, ate the crab, only then Dark Continent and Hell world, the Hell world was a little special, it independent and attached in Dark Continent, probably in the hotel had the president of exclusive elevator to wrap/sets of. 天使和巨龙本就不受四翼桎梏,当不了吃蟹人,吃蟹的只有暗黑大陆地狱世界,地狱世界有点特殊,它独立而又依附于暗黑大陆,像是酒店里配有专属电梯的总统套。 Therefore, in the minute/share hotel first eats the crab, wraps first to eat the crab in the president, although first could not represent anything, no special advantage, but at least can show that world numb numb thought you were a good child, favored in you, pulled out shining one ton gold medal to pound conveniently on your forehead. 所以,又分酒店里第一个吃蟹的,和总统套里第一个吃蟹的,虽然第一代表不了什么,没啥特别的好处,但至少能证明世界麻麻觉得你是个好孩子,青睐于你,顺手掏出个金灿灿的一吨重金牌砸在你脑门上。 Described with the technical expression, this person, is destiny protagonist of this side world, saves the people in abyss of suffering, unique unparalleled Hero, this world ordered by the emperor personally leader. 用专业术语形容,这个人,就是此方世界的天命主角,拯救人民于水深火热之中,独一无二的盖世英雄,此世钦定的领导者。 Therefore the issue came, that several Lesser Evil have been able to break through, but does not dare, a little empty, not everyone has the qualifications pig to advance vigorously suddenly. 所以问题来了,那几位魔王早就能突破了,但不敢,有点虚,并不是每个人都有资格猪突猛进。 As the spokesmen of ten crimes, should wyvern ride the face, the advantage greatly is very right, does to dry/does these years their is not the human affairs, does not match, when protagonist, had self-knowledge very much, knows that world numb numb did not love it, dares to struggle this first, perhaps on mortal formidable Hero the start-to-finish service, the bone ash raised to you directly while convenient. 作为十罪的代言人,本来应该飞龙骑脸,优势很大才对,奈何这些年它们干的不是什么人事,不配当主角,很有自知之明,知道世界麻麻不爱它,敢争这个第一,说不定直接就凡人勇者英雄烈士一条龙服务了,顺带骨灰都给你扬咯。 At this point has the little friend possibly to have the question, the Demon official duty is not the dissemination evil with slaughtering, with this disciplinary punishment human exuberant desire? 说到这里有小伙伴可能会有疑问,恶魔的本职不就是传播邪恶与杀戮,以此惩戒人类过于旺盛的欲望吗? Aren't the titles of ten crime spokesmen, essentially the performance's first best staff award that the Hell Co. , Ltd. issues? 十罪代言人的称号,本质上不就是地狱有限公司颁发的业绩第一最佳员工奖么? Having the light must have the darkness, has just must have the wickedness , there is nothing to do to wrong, existence of Demon is necessary, the Demon behavior is also necessary, in front of the order, the world is brutal. 有光必有暗,有正必有恶,无关对错,恶魔的存在是必要的,恶魔的行为也是必要的,秩序面前,天地无情。 Therefore the root of issue is, seven giants this time did overdone, ten thousand years of Hell invasion battles, making human vanish about 90%, although the true prime culprit was these playing chess, but seven giants also never did not have mixed with the selfish desire, agitated, fishes in troubled waters? 所以问题的根源在于,七巨头这次做过火了,万年的地狱入侵保卫战,让人类消失了近90%之多,虽说真正的元凶是那些下棋者,但七巨头又何尝没有在其中夹杂私欲,煽风点火,乘火打劫? They do not dare to bet, therefore hidden does not send, finally made twin tails work as first to eat the crab, with, it will soon after comply with the situation to become the Hell new host...... to crack a joke. 它们不敢赌,所以隐而不发,最终让双尾当了第一个吃螃蟹的,用不多久,它就会顺应大势成为地狱的新主人……开玩笑的。 Ordered by the emperor personally was been useless, the fist truth that Hell is in vogue, will enable twin tails to become eye-sore of seven giants, I suspected seriously, at this time twin tails and strikes to kill the priority in the seven giant that hatred values, can be higher than me. 被钦定是没有用的,地狱盛行的拳头既真理,会让双尾成为七巨头的眼中钉,我严重怀疑,此时双尾在七巨头那的仇恨值和击杀优先度,会不会比我还要高。 Fortunately, the twin tails present is the member of Holy See mountain, seven giants do not dare to begin temporarily, so long as in its not driving running opposite party domain brings death. 还好,双尾现在是教廷山的一份子,七巨头暂时不敢动手,只要它不主动跑对方地盘里送死的话。 After I must block wakes, has possibility crazy condition twin tails, or...... does the A plan walk? 那我就更得拦住醒过来后有可能还是疯狂状态的双尾了,要不……A计划走起? ... 。。。
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