**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** „ahh not —— —— —— ——!!!!!!” Very early in the morning, resounded somebody to kill the pig pitiful yell. “啊啊啊不不不————————！！！！！！”一大早的,就响起了某人杀猪般的惨叫。 It is not pair of child princess the night assault, was not near pillow puppy dog Valise really turned into the puppy dog, golden dull hair drop who did not discover my king on the ground, doubtful bloody terrorist murdering king homicide. 不是双子公主夜袭,也不是枕边的小狗狗维拉丝真的变成了小狗狗,更不是发现吾王的金色呆毛掉在地上,疑似一场血腥恐怖的弑王凶杀案。 Is only because in the crowd......, in a daze, did not look at an attribute column. 仅仅只是因为在人群之中……啊不,是在发呆的时候,多看了一眼属性栏。 78 this numbers, just like catching the blood were ordinary, making me fall into the bottomless trench. 78这个数字,宛如染上了鲜血一般,让我陷入无底深渊。 What's the matter? Now why discovers? How I turn merely only then sprouting/moe of level 78 newly? 到底是怎么回事？为什么现在才发现？我怎么变成仅仅只有78级的萌新了？ The eye rubbed rubbed, the anticipation was dazzled, thinks to look, 7 characters and 9 characters very weren't long look like? Misses such a to cast aside, certainly was my vertigo right, in my dream was 9 level 8 ultra sprouted newly! 眼睛揉了又揉,期待是自己看花眼,想想看,七字和九字不是长得很像么？只是差那么一撇而已,一定是我眼花了没错,我梦里可是九8级的超萌新啊！ The stand was looking, sits looked, lies down was looking, stands upside down to look, was looking horizontally, set upright is looking, tried various angles, various body posture, that 7 characters still were so free bright, finally traded my helpless pitiful yell. 站着看,坐着看,躺着看,倒立看,横着看,竖着看,尝试了各种角度,各种体位,那个七字依然那么鲜明招摇,最后换来了我一声无助惨叫。 Lena, your fellow comes out to explain to me a bit faster, this what's the matter, how I did fall the level? Entire 20 levels, without remembering incorrectly, this should be I am eliminated class and strength beforehand level, where made a mistake? Forgot makes up to me level? Reaching an agreement also comes back in all that in the dream obtains me? Your this big swindler! 艾芙丽娜,你这家伙快点给我出来解释解释,这到底是怎么回事,我怎么掉级了？还是整整二十级,如果没记错,这应该是我被剥夺职业和力量之前的等级,是不是哪里搞错了？忘记了把等级给我补上？说好的把我在梦里得到的一切还回来呢？你这个大骗子！ Lena this goods are mindless, very happy, some little time broadcasts its unclear sound that rests. 艾芙丽娜这货没心没肺,睡的挺欢,好一会儿才传来它含糊不清的声音。 „Words talk clearly, when have I deceived you?” “话说清楚点,我什么时候骗过你了？” „class transfer time you had said what is coming? In testing the world the achievement of millennium effort cultivation also comes back me, my level? Was eaten by the dog?” “转职的时候你说过什么来着？把我在考验世界里千年努力修炼的成果还回来,我的等级呢？被狗吃了？” „, This matter.” This makes the shape to lose the salt fish sword recalled, some little time, remembered the reason. “哦,这事啊。”这把咸鱼剑做状失忆,顿了好一会儿,才想起缘由。 „My this was not worried that others know your level promotes to 9 level 8 suddenly, produces suspects?” “我这不是担心别人知道你等级忽然提升到九8级,产生怀疑么？” „So that's how it is, probably also a little truth.” As soon as I pat the palm, indeed, level this thing, rises to 90 levels after particularly, each level up difficult ratio to ascend to heaven, this sits rising of rocket to 9 level 8 all of a sudden, indeed could not explain. “原来如此,好像也有点道理。”我一拍手心,的确,等级这玩意,尤其是升到90级以后,每升一级都难比登天,这一下子坐火箭似的升到九8级,的确解释不清。 „But I just class transfer broke through to the four wings boundary, this matter could not have explained that even if level rises to 9 level 8 suddenly, still just increases an unable to explain miracle again.” „, The head to suddenly became intelligent.” “但是本来我刚刚转职就突破到四翼境界,这种事情已经解释不清了呀,就算等级忽然升到九8级,也只不过再增加一个无法解释的奇迹罢了。”“啧,脑瓜子到是忽然变聪明了。” „Secretly what did you just whisper?” “你刚刚暗地里嘀咕些什么？” „No, no, I meant, you think to look again, your present level 78, level can also continue to rise upward, this is the good deed, explained that you can continue to enhance the present strength through level up, right.” “不,没什么,我的意思是说,你再想想看,你现在78级,等级还能继续往上升,这是好事呀,说明你可以继续通过升级来提升现在的实力,对吧。” „Very reasonable.” I am a racket palm, beams with joy. “很有道理。”我又是一拍掌心,眉开眼笑。 A point that Lena said right, what isn't this good deed is? Especially waits for me to rise to 9 level 5 time, attribute that is increases according to the multiple, but is serious, perhaps waits for me to rise 9 level 8, is only depends upon the promotion of level, the strength can rise 50% most likely (80%). 艾芙丽娜说的一点没错,这可不是好事是什么？尤其是等我重新升到九5级的时候,属性那可是按倍数增加,可不得了,说不定等我重新升回九8级,光是依靠等级的提升,实力就能涨个50%八成。 „Right, looked that I consider for you, the young people should not be overly suspicious and fearful, regards the evil intent others' good intention, the brain should blow off, little read a book, didn't the day can leisurely, every day silly have a good time in spite of poverty well?” “没错吧,看我多为你着想,年轻人不要疑神疑鬼,把别人的好心当成驴肝肺,脑子应该多放空放空,少读点书,日子才能过的悠哉悠哉,每天傻傻的穷开心不好么？” Emmmm...... Emmmm…… After that I was deep in long time thought that felt Lena said is very reasonable, but the sixth sense told me, where as if also had not right appearance. 那之后,我陷入了良久的沉思,感觉艾芙丽娜说的很有道理,但第六感告诉我,似乎又有哪里不对劲的样子。 „Young every young, plays together.” “小凡小凡,一起去玩吧。” Another mindless typical character, the young spirit young saintess, a face is ignorant of affair naively, shortly four Lesser Evil Three Prime Evils anything must jump equitation to dance to do the matter, is actually also thinking plays everywhere. 另外一个没心没肺的典型人物,小幽灵小圣女,一脸天真不谙世事,眼看四魔王三魔神什么的就要跳着骑马舞过来搞事了,竟然还想着到处去玩。 „Small spirit, I asked your matter.” A person counts short, two people count to be long, I decide to enhance strong points and avoid weaknesses, energy that the display is open-minded. “小幽灵,我问你个事。”一人计短,二人计长,我决定扬长避短,发挥不耻下问的精神。 „Promise issue?” “算数问题？” „I force to go, does my solemn math emperor, how may want to consult the mathematical problem to others? Feared that is not worries over for nothing.” “我勒个去,我堂堂数学帝,怎么可能要向别人请教数学问题？怕不是自寻烦恼吧。” „Small hasn't liked the matter that handles to worry over for nothing very much?” “小凡不是一直很喜欢做自寻烦恼的事情吗？” „Who said that I did like?!” “谁说我喜欢了？！” „But small every has been doing this, I think that is small every likes doing that.” “可是小凡一直在这样做啊,我以为是小凡喜欢这么做呢。” I: „......” 我:“……” Even if everyone is elderly married couples, some words are saying still was enough at heart, when I did ask your group of not Ellis saintess Sirs? 就算大家是老夫老妻,有些话在心里说说也就行了,当我求你行不爱丽丝圣女大人？ „In brief, you first listened to me to say.” “总之,你先听我说。” „Total feeling is not the issue at the worst, good, young every you although asked that no matter what issue, this saintess will help the small every solution, said that is to conquer the world to destroy the world.” “总感觉不是什么大不了的问题,好吧,小凡你就尽管问,不管是什么问题,本圣女都会帮小凡解决的,说吧,是想要征服世界还是毁灭世界。” „, Was not that desire at the worst, words saying why was I of Savior must conquer or destroy the world?” “不不不,不是那么大不了的愿望,话说为什么身为救世主的我要征服或者毁灭世界？” „Recently was a little sick of the kingly way plot in knight novel, reverses well.” “最近有点厌烦骑士小说里的王道剧情了,反转一下也不错。” „Young people little read a book, outside went to breathe the fresh air, you will discover a ship new world.” “年轻人少读点书,多去外面呼吸新鲜空气,你会发现一个船新的世界。” „But I am the spirit, does not breathe does not have the issue.” “可是我是幽灵,不呼吸也没问题。” „Does not imagine the normal person same living does the spirit, what have to distinguish with the salt fish?” “不想像正常人一样活着的幽灵,和咸鱼有什么区别？” The small spirit reveals the puzzle slightly the lovable expression: „I to am indifferent, feel slightly must to the other spirit apologies of the world.” 小幽灵微微露出困扰的可爱表情:“我到是无所谓,感觉小凡必须向全世界的其他所有幽灵道歉呢。” „After this matter puts, said, you looked the proper topic had by you leaning.” “这种事放到以后再说,你看正经话题都被你带偏了。” „Good, I am listening.” “好吧,我听着呢。” „Is this, lifts a chestnut.” I look around several, finally tossed about inventory, discovered one slightly to pile gold coin, one pack of stacks were good . “是这样的,举个栗子。”我东张西望几眼,最终折腾起了物品栏,找出一小堆金币,一叠一叠堆好,算准。 „For example, I had 98 gold coin.” “比如说,我原本有98枚金币。” „What you pile up one on top of another is 99.” “可你堆叠的是99枚哦。” „Detail does not need to care.” “细节不必在意。” „Eh......” small spirit crooked tilting the head, shows the puzzle expression again. “呃……”小幽灵歪了歪头,再次露出困扰表情。 „For example I have 98 gold coin.” “比如说我有98枚金币。” „Un un.” “嗯嗯。” „Now, you took away these 98 gold coin.” “现在,你拿走了这98枚金币。” „Then.” “然后呢。” „Then you also return to 78 gold coin to me.” “然后你还回78枚金币给我。” „Finally?” “结果呢？” „You said to me, surplus 20 gold coin, later will act according to my effort, slowly gives back to me, then the issue came, digs...... bah bah, I meant, I do gain now or owe?” “你对我说,剩余20枚金币,之后会根据我的努力,慢慢还给我,那么问题来了,挖……啊呸呸呸,我是说,我现在到底是赚了还是亏了呢？” The small spirit pulls out together diamond, scratched scratching on clothes/armor, holds in the palm, the small mouth bites, an eye of no expression is gazing at packs of gold coin on table. 小幽灵掏出一块钻石,在衣服上擦了擦,捧在手心,咔嚓咔嚓的小口咬碎,目无表情注视着桌上的一叠叠金币。 „So that's how it is, I understood.” “原来如此,我懂了。” „Therefore you do feel?” “所以你觉得呢？” „Does not owe does not gain, after all to final 98 gold coin is your, not?” “不亏不赚吧,毕竟到最后98枚金币还是你的,不是吗？” „Said probably is very reasonable.” As soon as I pat the palm, is suddenly enlighted, originally Lena has not deceived me. “说的好像很有道理。”我一拍手心,恍然大悟,原来艾芙丽娜没骗我。 Then, detected vision gaze that the small spirit pitied, she puts out a hand to sweep into the pocket all gold coin on table entirely, receives. 然后,察觉到了小幽灵怜悯的目光注视,她伸手将桌上的所有金币统统扫入口袋,收好。 „Wait, reaching an agreement that is my.” I look at the small spirit eagerly, felt bullied. “等等,说好了那是我的。”我眼巴巴的看着小幽灵,感觉被欺负了。 „Small every is a saintess.” “小凡的就是本圣女的。” „This...... arrives to you also indifferently.” “这个嘛……给你到也无所谓。” „Therefore small every hands over completely diamond, does not owe the situation of not gaining.” “所以小凡把身上的钻石全部交出来,也是不亏不赚的情况。” „, You do not fish in troubled waters is right.” “不不不,你这是乘火打劫才对吧。” „Later will give back to young slowly.” “之后会慢慢还给小凡的。” „Your belly also how also?” “请问进了你的肚子还怎么还？” „Relieved relieved, these monster for this saintess.” “安心安心,那些怪物会替本圣女还。” „Does their meeting little darling deliver diamond?” “它们会乖乖把身上的钻石送上门？” „This is impossible, young take.” “这个不可能,得小凡自己去取。” „How access method?” “怎么个取法？” „Killed their was enough, diamond is you.” “干掉它们就行了,钻石就属于你了。” „So that's how it is, indeed is the simplest quick way, but the issue came, this and I go to experience to peel off the equipment gem, what has to distinguish?” “原来如此,的确是最简单快捷的办法,但是问题来了,这和我去历练爆落装备宝石,有什么区别？” „The biggest difference lies in being able to make small every feel better in suffering a loss at heart, does not owe forcefully.” “最大的区别在于可以让小凡在吃亏的时候心里好过些,强行不亏。” „I understood.” I patted the palm again. “我懂了。”我再次拍了拍手心。 Then, the innermost feelings change to an angry Godzilla that is spurting the roaring flame, a foot tramples the named Lena's building but actually. 然后,内心化作一头喷着烈焰的愤怒哥斯拉,一脚将名为艾芙丽娜的大厦踹倒。 In brief, I definitely by pit right, Lena that fellow, running to is very quick, next time do not let me meet, divides minute to put on the silver sawshark sheath. 总而言之,我肯定是被坑了没错,艾芙丽娜那家伙,跑的到是挺快,下次别让我遇到,分分钟给它套上银剑鱼鞘。 „Whom therefore young did give to deceive?” “所以小凡到底是又给谁骗了？” „Nonsense, how I was possibly deceived by others, is impossible, does not exist.” I categorically deny, moreover why is I who , said was deceived to be the same probably frequently. “胡说,我怎么可能被别人骗呢,不可能的,不存在的。”我矢口否认,而且为什么是又,说的我好像经常被骗一样。 „!!” “哇！！” „You shock a wool!” “你震惊个毛呀！” „What expression do you want to make me show?” “那你想让我露出什么样的表情？” „For example...... makes us return to topic from the beginning, you said a moment ago plays together, where actually wants to go to play?” “比如说……让我们回到一开始的话题,你刚才说一起去玩,到底是想去哪里玩？” „This is I have seen the stiffest transformation topic way.” “这是我见过的最生硬的转换话题方式。” „Comes, how making me have a look at your tongue to be long, is so sinister.” Tries to inquire about that the unseemly behavior big hand of small spirit fragrant tongue, was attracted by her soft cheek finally, rubs rubbed, pinches pinched, occasionally also pulls gently, because finally let success go to the head is nipped, mutually wounded. “来来来,让我看看你的舌头是怎么长的,如此毒辣。”试图探寻小幽灵香舌的作怪大手,最后被她的柔软脸蛋所吸引,揉了又揉,捏了又捏,偶尔还轻轻一扯,结果因为太得意忘形被咬了,两败俱伤。 „Early morning what actually wants to play? It is not will pinch the face and bites the game.” Is covering tooth seal in wrist/skill, I shouted hurt. “一大早的到底想玩什么？不会就是捏脸和咬人游戏吧。”捂着手腕上的牙印,我呼疼不已。 „Young every young, we bullies anything.” From should the holy gentle saintess mouth, say the so violent manifesto, naturally I have been unalarmed by strange sights. “小凡小凡,我们去欺负点什么吧。”从本应该圣洁慈祥的圣女口中,说出如此暴力宣言,当然我已经见怪不怪了。 „Whom bullying is good?” “欺负谁好呢？” „Appearance that for example the skeleton big dragon, is very probably good to bully.” “比如说骸骨巨龙,好像很好欺负的样子。” I feel the toothache, the small spirit gnawed a half year of saintess big gift parcel, the strength rose sharply yes right, but this fan self-confident as if rose was quicker. 我顿感牙痛,小幽灵啃了半年圣女大礼包,实力大涨是没错,不过这迷之自信似乎涨的更快。 „You confirmed that the skeleton big dragon is good to bully? On you this small physique, it roars you to break now.” “你确认骸骨巨龙好欺负？就你现在这小身板,它吼一声你就要散架了。” „This saintess can bring the Holy See mountain, kills it.” “本圣女可以带着教廷山去,撞死它。” „......” “……” , The Holy See mountain is equivalent to a stronghold theoretically, to the small spirit, is artifact of attack and defense body, by the small spirit present strength, „equipment” on the words of Holy See mountain, weird creature Prime Evil this fellow naturally cannot stir up, but must be pursued running, but skeleton big dragon...... perhaps also really not empty. 呃,理论上来说,教廷山相当于一座战斗堡垒,对小幽灵而言,就是一件攻防一体的神器,以小幽灵现在的实力,“装备”上教廷山的话,四不像魔神这种家伙自然是惹不起,还要被追着跑,不过骸骨巨龙嘛……说不定还真不虚。 Just...... 只不过…… My sincere clapped on the small spirit fragrant shoulder: „Small spirit, Holy See mountain, although is your, but also is everyone, you have several thousand to make one life bully the skeleton big dragon, does not affect well, how even if to degenerate again, please maintain the image of your saintess Sir on the surface, this is Grandma Akara near...... cough cough, just before leaving first entrusting.” 我语重心长的拍了拍小幽灵香肩:“小幽灵,教廷山虽然是你的,但也是大家的,你带着几千条让人命去欺负骸骨巨龙,影响不好,就算再怎么堕落,请在表面上维持好你圣女大人的形象,这是阿卡拉奶奶临……咳咳,临走前的托付。” „I am indifferent, not too small every said that by small every looks for the fellow who this saintess can bully.” “我是无所谓,不过小凡这么说了,就由小凡来找本圣女可以欺负的家伙吧。” Un un...... such words...... 嗯嗯……这样的话…… I ponder, the small spirit becomes the violence suddenly, I to can understand, is the support, on the one hand she absorbed the saintess big gift parcel, the strength rises suddenly, quite therefore supported full the belly, must do an exercise to digest, when ate the feeling of supporting not to have, can continue the second round of saintess big gift parcel receive. 我不由的沉思起来,小幽灵忽然变得暴力,我到是能理解,也是支持的,一方面她吸收了圣女大礼包,实力暴涨,相当于是撑饱了肚子,得做点运动消化消化,等吃撑的感觉没了,才能继续第二轮的圣女大礼包接收。 On the other hand, her strength rises suddenly, but combat experience and skill actually also bog down, although, saintess class excessively does not rely on experience and skill, the thing that but should study must study, fights is good to her. 另一方面,她的实力暴涨,但是战斗经验和技巧却还停滞不前,虽说嘛,圣女这个职业并不过份依赖经验和技巧,但该学的东西还是得学,战斗对她有好处。 „Small fox how?” “小狐狸怎么样？” „That show fox does not know where very early in the morning runs goes, has not been looking.” “那只骚狐狸一大早不知道跑哪去,没找着。” „Should not leave the Lesser Evil village, do you try to shout one?” “应该没有离开魔王村,你试着喊一声？” „Really with small every does not have the means that this time, this saintess bullied the show fox to be good even.” “真拿小凡没办法,这次就算了,本圣女去欺负骚狐狸好了。” „Oh, wait/etc, I have not made you bully the small fox, I said you can try......!” “唉,等等,我可没让你去欺负小狐狸,我只是说你可以试着……唉唉！” Without a trace that the small spirit runs shortly speedily, I have a headache about and egg to hurt, if this if makes the small fox know, thinks is I instigates the small spirit to look for her trouble, my trouble may be big, even the four wings powerhouse, the battle efficiency not possible ratio to have resulted in three day fox. 眼看小幽灵一溜烟跑的无影无踪,我头疼兼蛋疼,万一这要是让小狐狸知道,以为是我唆使小幽灵去找她的麻烦,那我的麻烦可就大了,就算是四翼强者,战斗力也不可能比得过三尾天狐啊。 Then, hearing outside the room small spirit to shout. 然后,听见屋外小幽灵一声大喊。 „even Xiongduan leg bare tail show fox, your buttocks fall four petals!” “平胸短腿秃尾骚狐狸,你的屁股摔成四瓣啦！” Is less than three seconds, the pēng pēng pā pā quarrelling sound, the fight sound, resounds in each corner of Holy See mountain. 不到三秒钟,砰砰啪啪的吵架声,打架声,在教廷山的各个角落响起。 I: „......” 我:“……” Now travels, goes for shelter Lina, but also with enough time? 现在跑路,去投奔琳娅,还来得及么？ ... 。。。