**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** Not only paradise of such non- dragon, attaches in Dark Continent, is not Heaven Hell is the same, adjoins with Dark Continent, does not exist in three any, and is connected with three any places, the independence in the world, and with the world connection, is not only the parallel line, is interlocks a time to be in the fantasy in contradiction. 既非龙之乐园那样,依附于暗黑大陆,也非天堂地狱一样,与暗黑大陆毗邻,不存在于三界的任何一处,又与三界的任何地方相连,独立于世,而又与世交汇,既是平行线,也是交错点的时刻处于矛盾之中的幻想之界。 Fantasizes the township, today also peace as always. 幻想乡,今天也一如既往的和平。 In the extremely eastern remote mountain, begins in one common, almost by the stone steps that the weed buries, winds following the summit on, when until soon reaches, stone steps appear and disappear from time to time slowly become broad, has a little style slightly, naturally, is the little degree. 极东的深山中,始于一条不起眼的,几乎被杂草埋没的石阶,顺着山顶蜿蜒而上,直到快要登顶时,时隐时现的石阶才慢慢变得宽阔,稍微有那么一点气派,当然,也就是一点点的程度。 Bridges over widely the lordliest that stone steps, the front surface is vermilion red Torii, the crude shrine in Torii, welcomes its daily today, burns in the flaming raging fire. 跨过最宽最气派的那道石阶,迎面便是朱红色的鸟居,鸟居之内的简陋神社,今天也迎来了它的日常,燃烧在熊熊的烈火之中。 Is growing the strange wings, puts on the young girl of loose pajamas, soars sky over the shrine, made an ugly face toward the shrine of package in raging fire, the racket, in addition immature, does not calculate buttocks that very curls upwards. 长着奇异翼翅,穿着宽松睡衣的少女,飞翔在神社上空,朝着包裹在烈火之中的神社做了一个鬼脸,拍拍尚且稚嫩的,不算挺翘的屁股。 „Fool spirit dream, has the skill to come to the Red Devils hall to kick the hall, I and elder sister await respectfully momentarily.” “笨蛋灵梦,有本事来红魔馆踢馆呀,我和姐姐随时恭候。” Said that then changes to the red light to vanish in the horizon together, full ten bear child, but burns down shrine matter, as if has gone beyond bear child's category, naturally, regarding the fantasy township, regarding the shrine, this is normal daily. 说完便化作一道红光消失在天际,十足十的熊孩子一个,只不过火烧神社这种事,似乎已经超越了熊孩子的范畴,当然,对于幻想乡而言,对于神社而言,这便是再正常不过的日常。 In the flaming raging fire, the Duyichu flame is not only able to search , the vision is unable to enter, resembling is the independence in fantasizing the township, isolates all, life, but also is non- life, the material, or the non- material, regarding not by the person of permission, the thing of here then not existence, their sensations and cognition, will never possibly touch here. 熊熊的烈火之中,唯独一处火焰无法探及,就连目光也无法进入其中,似是独立于幻想乡中的界中之界,隔绝所有的一切,无论是生命,还是非生命,物质,亦或是非物质,对于不被允许之人而言,这里便是不存在之物,它们的感知和认知,永远也不可能触及到这里。 In the independent world in this independence, golden Skeleton sits in meditation with the space center, in the Skeleton bosom, static deep sleep a butterfly knot young girl of red skirt white sleeve, not only warm, and was disclosing everywhere as if contains the infinite mysterious strangeness. 在这个独立中的独立世界里,一具金色的骷髅静坐与空间中心,骷髅怀中,静静沉睡着一名红裙白袖的蝴蝶结少女,既温馨,又处处透露着仿佛蕴藏无穷神秘的怪异。 Resembles the deep sleep for a long time, resembled only winked the eye of flash, the young girl opened both eyes slowly, revealed the double pupil of ancient well without ripples, in the pupil the pupil was untender, was only left over the inexhaustible dignity, as if after the glorious years baptism, all sentiments already the Spiritual God that obliterated. 似沉睡许久,又似只眨了一瞬间的眼,少女缓缓睁开双目,露出古井不波的双眸,眸中之瞳毫无感情,只剩下无穷无尽的威严,就仿佛是历经悠久的岁月洗礼,所有感情都已经磨灭的神灵。 The eye winked several, restored several points of appearance gradually, clever, the popularity, that keeping aloof Spiritual God aura dies away, exiles like the female celestial, changed the ordinary young girl......, general idea. 眼睛又眨了几下,渐渐恢复了几分神采,灵巧,人气,那股高高在上的神灵气息渐弱,如同仙女谪凡,变回了普通的少女……呃,大概。 „It seems like, the time still has not arrived.” The sleep talking, just opened the young girl of double pupil, sends out in a low voice the nan language. “看来,时间依然未到。”梦呓般,刚刚睁开双眸的少女,发出低声喃语。 „If this is father's your will , I will implement.” “如果这是父亲您的意志,那么,我将贯彻到底。” Then, dependence rubbed rubbing in the Skeleton bosom, longing stands, has turned around, after Skeleton said goodbye, the light step leaves. 说完,万般依恋的在骷髅怀中蹭了蹭,才依依不舍的站起来,转过身,向着骷髅道别后,轻步离开。 The world crevice that knows from that no one, returns to belong to her world, the fantasy township. 从那无人知晓的世界夹缝之中,回到属于她的世界,幻想乡。 Then...... 然后…… Was submerged by the roaring flame instantaneously, helpless. 瞬间被烈焰淹没,不知所措。 „Which bastard cough cough...... cough cough coughs...... is...... good, does not need to guess, definitely is Red Devils hall that two trouble maker, cough cough coughs...... do not let me catch you, otherwise...... cough cough...... cough cough coughs...... otherwise I was strip naked your two damn vampire hung upside down a move of guest in Torii, cough cough coughed......” “咳咳……咳咳咳……到底是哪个混蛋……好吧,不用猜,肯定是红魔馆那两个捣蛋鬼,咳咳咳……别让我抓到你们,否则……咳咳……咳咳咳……否则我将你们两个该死的吸血鬼剥光了倒吊在鸟居上招客,咳咳咳……” As if thought that this means are feasible, regardless of after all which world has lolicon, perhaps some really people to look at that two want the chest not to have the chest to want the buttocks not to have the vampire of buttocks, goes to the trouble of traveling a long distance to catch up to come to the shrine, throws several child sons toward the match cash box casually, the small ground and soaked black beans, dingdong the sound, soon can raise the fund of reconstruction shrine. 似乎觉得这个办法可行,毕竟无论哪个世界都有萝莉控,说不定真有人为了看那两个要胸没胸要屁股没屁股的吸血鬼,不远千里赶来神社,随便往赛钱箱扔几个子儿,小钱钱,叮当响,用不了多久就能筹集到重建神社的资金了。 More is more excited, but first, first flees the sea of fire, if not want in inside eternal life. 越想越兴奋,但首先,还是先逃离火海吧,如果不想在里面永生的话。 The spacious white witch sleeve cuff, is covering the mouth and nose, wū wū from the raging fire called out in grief to clash, scratched smoked half black fair and clear face cleanly, suppresses sparks/Mars that the buttocks following skirt displayed on the way. 宽大的白色巫女袖口,捂着口鼻,从烈火当中呜呜悲鸣的冲了出来,擦干净熏了半黑的白净面庞,顺道将屁股后面的裙摆上的火星扑灭。 Fantasized that the lord of township, the shrine assigns the red and white reveal armpit to install the witch only, then looked at one to turn into the hard coke shrine, gave up the treatment decisively. 幻想乡之主,神社唯一指定红白露腋装巫女,回头看了一眼已经变成焦炭般的神社,果断放弃了治疗。 Incurable, is the reconstruction. 没救了,还是重建吧。 How to reconstruct? In the experience rich red and white princess mind jumps immediately the two means. 怎么重建好呢？经验丰富的红白公主脑海中立刻蹦出两个办法。 Either the collection fund, asking the carpenter villagers under mountain to help construct. 要么筹集资金,请山下的木匠村民们帮忙修建。 Either...... catches the free coolie. 要么……抓免费苦力。 Do oneself begin? This option does not exist, because the great fantasy township witch Sir never does not studiously, after reconstructing in any case, sooner or later which day by that two bastard vampire burning down. 自己动手？这种选项是不存在的,因为伟大的幻想乡巫女大人从来不做无用功,反正重建好后迟早哪一天还是会被那两个混蛋吸血鬼给烧掉的。 She found only the match cash box of survival in the flame, opens secret gate situated in box abdomen, made an effort to put out a hand toward inside to pull out pulled out, spreads the lonely brittle sound that when worked as, fished out several copper coins finally. 她找到了在火焰中唯一幸存的赛钱箱,打开位于箱腹的秘门,使劲伸手往里面掏了又掏,传出哐当哐当的孤独脆声,最后摸出了几枚铜板。 Insufficient. 不够啊。 By far insufficiently, is simply speaking insufficient including a money of plank. 远远不够,简单来说连一块木板的钱都不够。 Without the means that can only look for the free coolie. 没办法,只能找免费苦力了。 Given up sighed one lightly, at this time, the horizon broadcast the careful sound, from far to near, when that „stupid ~~ ~ egg ~~ ~ spirit ~~ ~ dream ~~ ~” when the dream character towed to the end tone, person's shadow how presently. 放弃的轻叹一声,这时候,天边传来细细的声音,由远及近,当那一声“笨~~~蛋~~~灵~~~梦~~~”的梦字拖到尾音时,人影咋现。 The red and white princess is sideways to flash unemotionally, the back floats the petite person's shadows of six ice wings to come up empty-handed, on the way landing failure, full of admiration scratches in the ground far away, is then motionless. 红白公主面无表情侧身一闪,背后漂浮着六枚冰翼的娇小人影扑了个空,顺道着陆失败,五体投地的在地面擦出老远,而后一动不动。 Should not die? 该不会死了吧？ Is planning to be afraid of punishment to flee, the opposite party jumps from the ground suddenly, threatening and threw, screams. 正打算畏罪潜逃,忽地对方从地上一蹦而起,气势汹汹的又扑了过来,大声嚷嚷。 „Qi thought mother, brought home Qi a bit faster, Qi must look for mother!” “琪露诺想妈妈了,快点带琪露诺回家,琪露诺要找妈妈！” „Wait.” A red and white princess's smart eyeball revolution, had at heart decided the idea. “等等。”红白公主机灵的眼珠子一转,心里有了定计。 „You also know, the shrine is fantasizes the only passage of township to outside world.” “你也知道,神社是幻想乡通往外界的唯一通道。” „Qi wants mother!!!” “琪露诺要妈妈！！！” „But now, the shrine did not have to the fever by the good-for-nothing.” “但是现在,神社被坏家伙给烧没了。” „Qi wants mother!!!” “琪露诺要妈妈！！！” „Mother who therefore, wants to see the high-rising, how regardless of must reconstruct the shrine.” “所以,想要见兀的妈妈,无论如何也要重建神社。” „Qi wants mother!!!” “琪露诺要妈妈！！！” „Thump”, named Qi the seductress/evil spirit of ice, the forehead belches smoke but actually. “咚”一声,名为琪露诺的冰之妖精,额头冒烟的倒了下去。 „Now, can the high-rising understand the logical expression?” Ha a fist, showed the fantasy township strongest stance, the reveal armpit witch of red white clothing such as asked imposingly. “现在,兀能听懂人话了吗？”哈了一口拳头,摆出幻想乡最强的架势,红白色衣装的露腋巫女如是凛然问道。 „Always...... fixed was enough the shrine in brief, right.” Qi is covering the forehead, the corner of the eye tears twinkle, submitted under the evil force lackey. “总……总之把神社修好了就行了,对吧。”琪露诺捂着额头,眼角泪光闪烁,屈服在了恶势力爪牙下。 „In brief is this right, so long as the shrine reconstructed, all said.” “总而言之就是这样没错,只要神社重建了,一切都好说。” „Fool spirit dream, lazybones spirit dream, the world's second hateful bastard spirit dream.” Qi mouth mumbled, as for the first under heaven hateful fellow, dared certainly is also lazy with the first under heaven fool who she snatched mother is greedy and ignorant is extremely arrogant and stupid crystal. “笨蛋灵梦,懒虫灵梦,天下第二可恶的坏蛋灵梦。”琪露诺嘴里念念有词,至于天下第一可恶的家伙,当然就是胆敢跟她抢妈妈的天下第一笨蛋又懒又馋又无知又狂妄又愚蠢的水晶了。 „Good, intelligent Qi reveals the big person to help you reconstruct the shrine now, if you deceived Qi to reveal the big person, Qi revealed the big person opening your shrine.” “好吧,聪明的琪露诺大人现在就帮你重建神社,如果你骗了琪露诺大人,琪露诺大人就把你的神社给拆了。” „Said, says.” The red and white princess smiled to narrow the eyes, she sat well before Torii, does not know the hot water where came, the teapot, teacup one set, made one cup of hot tea, backed in vermilion red pillar, sipped one slowly, 45 degrees corner/horn looked up to the sky. “好说,好说。”红白公主笑眯了双眼,她端坐在鸟居前,不知道从哪里来的热水,茶壶,茶杯一套,泡好一杯热茶,背靠朱红色的柱子上,缓缓啜了一口,四十五度角仰望天空。 Un, today the weather is good, opens the good time of Red Devils hall. 嗯,今天天气不错,正是去拆红魔馆的好时间。 The corner of the eye split vision casts aside to Qi, sees her to inspire six ice wings, changes to the blue light to vanish in the horizon together, somewhat is slightly curious, but in less than a while, she came back, then hears haha hehe to hmph hmph humph humph the going all out working sound seldom. 眼角余光撇向琪露诺,看到她振着六枚冰翼,化作一道蓝光消失在天际,稍稍有些好奇,不过用不了一会儿,她又回来了,然后听到一阵哈哈嘿嘿哼哼嚯嚯的煞有其事的卖力干活声。 Pot hot tea has not drunk up, listens to Qi to be insufferably arrogant announced loudly. 一壶热茶还未喝完,就听琪露诺不可一世的大声宣布。 „Ok, Qi revealed the big person to reconstruct the shrine, the fool spirit dream kept your promise a bit faster, Qi revealed the big person to see mother!” “好了,琪露诺大人已经重建好了神社,笨蛋灵梦快点兑现你的诺言,琪露诺大人要见妈妈！” Stiff turning head, looks at present this alternative shrine, the red and white princess rubbed the temples: „Really should not have a wee bit anticipations to your fool.” 僵硬的回过头,看着眼前这座另类神社,红白公主揉了揉太阳穴:“果然不该对你这种笨蛋抱有一丁点期待。” „Said that others are the fellow of fool are the fools, discontentedly what do you reveal the shrine that the big person makes to intelligent Qi?” Both hands hold the chest, a Qi face extraordinary spirited stance. “说别人是笨蛋的家伙才是笨蛋,你对聪明的琪露诺大人做的神社有什么不满吗？”双手抱胸,琪露诺一脸了不起的神气姿态。 „First.” The red and white princess puts down the teacup, refers to shrine that this ice piece builds at present. “首先。”红白公主放下茶杯,指了指眼前这座冰块砌成的神社。 „This damned place weather wasn't one hot finished?” “这种鬼地方天气一热不就完蛋了吗？” „Relieved, Qi reveals the big person specially-made ice piece, even if burns down does not burn.” “安心,琪露诺大人特制的冰块,就算是火烧也烧不化。” „Can worry this that to really be thank you, but lives in inside as the matter stands can catch cold, was too cold.” “能顾虑到这一层那可真是谢谢你了,但这样一来住在里面会感冒吧,太冷了。” „Only the fool can catch cold.” “只有笨蛋才会感冒。” „No, is only then the fool will not catch cold.” “不,是只有笨蛋才不会感冒。” „This is the words that mother spoke, since mother does not believe that the spirit dream is really the idiot.” “这可是妈妈说的话,既然连妈妈的话也不信,灵梦果然是大笨蛋。” „One side good, we put this topic temporarily.” Gives up the senseless dispute, the red and white princess was makes an effort to rub the temples, the vision fell to the shrine. “好吧,我们暂时把这个话题放到一边。”放弃无谓的争执,红白公主又是用力揉了揉太阳穴,目光重新落到神社上。 Shrine that the ice piece builds, presents the translucent color, is producing an inverted image brightly with many colors under the sunlight illumination, tall and pleasing to the eye, that said right, because translucent, can therefore see in the ice piece, as if mounts some is quite strange. Thing that is unable to understand. 冰块砌成的神社,呈现出半透明颜色,在阳光照射下倒映着五光十色,美轮美奂,话是这么说没错,但因为是半透明的,所以能看到冰块里面,似乎镶嵌着一些比较诡异的。无法理解的东西。 „Last issue, is the embed in the ice piece, what thing?” “最后一个问题,请问镶嵌在冰块里面的,到底是什么玩意？” „Frog.” “青蛙。” „Is embed in the ice piece, what thing?” A red and white princess face is wooden, does not seem to heard opposite party's reply, or produced evaded the realistic thought that machinery, redundant and asked. “镶嵌在冰块里面的,是什么玩意？”红白公主一脸木然,仿佛没有听见对方的回答,又或者是产生了逃避现实的念头,机械的,重复的又问了一遍。 „Frog.” “青蛙。” „Hey!” An organized crime flies to trample, neat kicked a smashing this shrine, several thousand frog get out of trouble from the ice piece, as if revives from the hibernation, caw caw is calling, jumps madly everywhere, flees everywhere. “嘿呀！”一记黑社会飞踹,干脆利落的将这座神社踢了个粉碎,数千只青蛙从冰块中脱困,仿佛自冬眠中苏醒过来般,呱呱叫着,四处乱跳,到处窜动。 „, Qi with great difficulty acquired frog!” “啊,琪露诺好不容易收集到的青蛙！” „I need normally some, free labor force.” Disregards Qi who kneels calls out pitifully, completed a red and white princess of exciting matter to pat the palm, hesitated to say. “我需要一些正常的,免费的劳力。”无视跪地惨叫的琪露诺,完成一件大快人心的事情的红白公主拍了拍手心,沉吟道。 „Walks, goes to the Red Devils hall to kick the hall.” “走,去红魔馆踢馆去。” „Does not want.” “不要。” „Mother who does not think the high-rising?” “难道不想兀的妈妈了？” „But, Qi yesterday talent went to the Red Devils hall to play.” “可是,琪露诺昨天才去红魔馆玩。” „Artificial wealth dies, birds die in pursuit of food, without forever friend, only then forever benefit, to pursue the benefit, serves the purpose, yesterday's friend, is today's enemy, Qi, you should learn to use the thinking pattern of Sir.” Pushes eyeglass frame that did not have, a red and white princess face society, probably seasoned person. “人为财死,鸟为食亡,没有永远的朋友,只有永远的利益,为了追逐利益,达到目的,昨天的朋友,就是今天的敌人,琪露诺,你应该学会用大人的思考方式。”推了推不存在的眼镜框,红白公主一脸社会,像是过来人。 „Qi ate the biscuit of delicacy yesterday, the cake, the black tea, today arrives at fool spirit dream here, not delicious, but must be compelled the reconstruction shrine.” Although Qi is stupid, the advantage of which camp but turns to be many, she is actually clear. “琪露诺昨天吃了美味的饼干,蛋糕,红茶,今天来到笨蛋灵梦这里,没有好吃的,还要被逼重建神社。”琪露诺虽然笨,但投靠哪个阵营的好处多,她心里却是一清二楚。 „The opposite party just has a good maid, without her, the Red Devils hall is one crowd of waste materials adds the agglomeration of waste dwelling, that two fool vampire will not scratch the gum in the eyes!” “对方只不过是有个好女佣罢了,没有她,红魔馆就是一群废材加废宅的聚集地,那两个笨蛋吸血鬼连眼屎都不会擦！” „But there has the cake, has the biscuit, has the black tea, but also some people accompany Qi to play.” Qi is pulling the finger, just like projecting four advantage arrows, accuracy unmistakable inserting on red and white princess's heart. “可是那儿有蛋糕,有饼干,有红茶,还有人陪琪露诺玩。”琪露诺扳着手指头,宛若射出四支利箭,准确无误的插在红白公主的心脏上。 „The world of what kind of reality, the mortal of what kind of reality.” “何等现实的世界,何等现实的凡人。” „Ahem, this is the world of Sir, the fool spirit dream will not understand.” The jogging index finger, Qi thinks the mature throwing out the chest chest cavity, wū whistling said with a smile. “哼哼哼,这就是大人的世界,笨蛋灵梦是不会懂的。”轻摇食指,琪露诺自以为成熟的挺了挺胸膛,呜呼呼笑道。 „Actually by your fool general, ahh, by enough, the high-rising is thought carefully, is mother is important, is the biscuit cake black tea is important?” “竟然会被你这种笨蛋将军,啊啊啊,受够了,兀仔细想一想,到底是妈妈重要,还是饼干蛋糕红茶重要？” „Naturally is mother is important.” Qi without hesitation, replies immediately. “当然是妈妈重要。”琪露诺不假思索,立刻回答。 „That hurries the Red Devils hall, stresses the labor force.” “那就赶紧去红魔馆,抓劳力。” „Why can go to the Red Devils hall?” “可是为什么要去红魔馆？” „Did not say stresses the labor force? That the vampire of two idle feeling nervous, perhaps can also take along a competent maid while convenient.” “不是说了去抓劳力吗？那两个闲的发慌的吸血鬼,或许还能顺便捎带上一个能干的女佣。” „Therefore has free labor force was enough, is this meaning? Does intelligent Qi reveal the big person to understand the fool spirit dream like this nonsense?” “所以说有免费劳力就行了,是这个意思吗？聪明的琪露诺大人可以这样理解笨蛋灵梦的胡言乱语吗？” „Removes the strange prefix, or transfers, is roughly this meaning right.” “把奇怪的前缀去掉,或者调转过来,大致上是这个意思没错。” „You wait/etc.” Qi changes to together the blue light, vanishes again, this time leaving is slightly longer, while the red and white princess ponders over the opposite party is being travelling time, Qi came back. “你等等。”琪露诺化作一道蓝光,再次消失,这次离开的稍微久一些,正当红白公主琢磨着对方是不是跑路的时候,琪露诺回来了。 Follows a group of luminous spot. 身后跟着一大群光点。 „I brought the helper.” She falls on the ground, greets with the red and white princess, referred to nearby seductresses/evil spirits. “我带来了帮手。”她落在地上,和红白公主打了声招呼,指了指旁边的妖精们。 „Mia.” The lovable blonde shy little girl, is blushing, lowers the head. “露米娅。”可爱的金发羞涩小女孩,红着脸,低下头。 „Fermented beanpaste.” The green long hair, the stature sends exquisite, slightly obviously mature young girl, kind smiling. “大酱。”绿色长发,身材玲珑有致,稍显成熟的少女,亲切的笑了笑。 „Everyone.” And behind one crowd of seductresses/evil spirits, roughly 4~5 ten quantities. “还有大家。”以及身后一群妖精,约莫四五十的数量。 „Then, intelligent Qi revealed the big person to have the major discovery.” Qi has turned head, is pointing at the red and white princess, is earnest with a face, even has pitying some expressions, said. “然后,聪明的琪露诺大人有了重大发现。”琪露诺回过头,指着红白公主,用一脸认真,甚至带着些许怜悯的表情,道。 „Fool spirit dream, without friend.” “笨蛋灵梦,没有朋友。” Without the friend...... 没有朋友…… Has the friend...... 有朋友…… Friends...... 朋友…… Friends...... 友…… ...... …… Next day, with the efforts of numerous seductresses/evil spirits, the shrine reconstructed finally. 第二天,在众多妖精们的努力下,神社终于重建好了。 „Goes home, Qi must return to side mother!” The seductresses/evil spirits sing and dance, Qi Norah Mia and fermented beanpaste, hand in hand turning circle circle. “回家咯,琪露诺要回到妈妈身边咯！”妖精们载歌载舞,琪露诺拉着露米娅和大酱,手拉手转圈圈。 Forms the striking contrast with the jubilant atmosphere of that side, in Torii, before matching the cash box, is facing the changed beyond recognition shrine, morning sun of initial rise, penetrated the butterfly knot young girl of red white reveal armpit witch women's wear, that resembles wants the soul to have the hole momentarily the miserable white form. 与那边的欢快气氛形成鲜明对比的,是在鸟居脚下,赛钱箱前,面对着焕然一新的神社,初升的朝阳,穿透了红白色露腋巫女装的蝴蝶结少女,那似随时要灵魂出窍的惨白色身影。 Because is child says shamelessly, suddenly/violently Jilai so sudden, ten ten thousand gold coin no moral integrity witch Sirs, must be able to withstand for a while, lost in Shizi Road of life...... 正因为是童言无忌,暴击来的如此突然,以至于十万金币的无节操巫女大人,一时也没能承受得住,迷失在了人生的十字路当中…… ... 。。。