RUC :: Volume #1

#36: Being unfamiliar with the people and place, everywhere is the difficult problem

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Facts showed that from various aspects looked that the specially unusual fellow told self-confidently you all wrapped on her, that basically your anything cannot count on Hao Ren comprehended the comparison of this truth comprehension late, therefore until Vivian with a typical primary container Gelug Saxon cavity „English” with the native inquired time, he whole person stayed at the scene, suspected sincerely was own this preparation extremely careless. 事实证明,当一个从各方面看都特别异常的家伙自信满满告诉你一切包在她身上的时候,那基本上你就什么都不能指望了-郝仁领悟这个真理领悟的比较晚一些,所以直到薇薇安操着一口地道的原初盂格鲁-撒克逊腔“英文”跟当地人打听道的时候,他才整个人都呆愣当场,深切怀疑自己这次的出发准备是不是太过草率了点。 Being completely muddled small Landlord, has rested fool Werewolf that the dead past but also stood erect to walk diligently quickly, seemingly was usually reliable, critical moment actually on vampire, after these three people did not arrive at the foreign country, self-confidently met the unprecedented crisis: Does not know the road, language barrier, because has not made the related preparation, where they do not even have internet to go in the situation of language barrier to find the person to ask the way. Naturally also has the reason in experience, Hao Ren is a little completely muddled, he has not even thought that can ask the staff in airport to help in an emergency- how even if theoretically here staff the standard spoken Chinese cannot cross 46 levels also at least to tell your recent embassy to walk, finally this on fellow has not thought obstinately. 一个晕头转向的小房东,一个已经快睡死过去但还努力直立行走的二货狼人,还有一个平常看似可靠,关键时刻却一点都不上道的吸血鬼,这仨人自信满满来到异国他乡之后遇上了空前的危机:不认识路,语言不通,而且由于出发的时候没有做相关准备,他们甚至没上网查查在语言不通的情况下该去哪找人问路。当然也有经验方面的原因,郝仁有点晕头转向,他甚至至今还没想起来可以找机场的工作人员救急-理论上这里的工作人员哪怕普通话过不了四六级也至少能告诉你最近的大使馆该怎么走,结果这不上道的家伙愣是没想起来。 Vivian with strange tune with passing by a local old gentleman exchanged for quite a while, Hao Ren listened to that ghost to know that the prosperous year was in a daze in side on the been lost old-style English, but by old gentleman who Vivian held on compared with his also fierce, pitiful elderly man age, actually by mother language of own country( real) asking repeatedly „what”...... 薇薇安操着奇奇怪怪的腔调跟路过的一个当地老爷子交流了半天,郝仁听着那鬼知道几几年就已经失传的古式英语在旁边发愣,而被薇薇安拉住的老爷子比他愣的还厉害,可怜老人家一把年纪,竟然被自己国家的母语(货真价实)给问的连声“what”…… „You left diligently,” Hao Ren entrained Vivian, „your English was in around 1100 A. D. has used, did before you know 1000 ancient to be able with the modern people speech accent disparity big? Went home the internet classical Chinese to pronounce you to understand.” “你别努力了,”郝仁拽了薇薇安一把,“你这英语是公元1100年前后用过的,你知道一千年前的古人跟现代人说话口音差距能有多大么？回家上网查查古汉语发音你就明白了。” A Vivian face is depressed: „How to change is so big, I added that only then the environment was different, at least people spoke this/should no change are, were the words that I spoke at most how equivalent to the writings in classical style...... this even to pronounce to them change?” 薇薇安一脸沮丧:“怎么变化这么大啊,我还说只有周围环境不一样了,至少人们说话该没什么变化才是,顶多我说的话对他们而言相当于文言文……这怎么连发音都变了呢？” A Hao Ren deep sigh: „You just the birth at that time the human speech also basically and makes an effort to beat the breast and stamp the feet by shouting that the length varied, you ordinary was also insufficient even this not to think again muddled?” 郝仁一声长叹:“你刚出生那时候人类说话还基本靠长短不一的嘶吼和使劲捶胸顿足呢,你平常过的再糊涂也不至于连这个都没想过吧？” „Am I also insufficient is so old?” The Vivian eye stares, „that you said was the primitive man years!” “我还不至于那么老好吗？”薇薇安眼睛一瞪,“你说的那都是原始人时代了！” At this time by Lane Vivian British old gentleman of being confused was looked these two young men and women seemed like quarrelling, hurried to advise against( elderly man very gentleman, was tossed about angry such for a long time unexpectedly by nearly the Old English of extraterrestrial language), the elderly man entrained the arm of Hao Ren, inquiring: „Chinese? AreyouChinese?” 这时候被薇薇安的一头雾水的英国老爷子看这两个年轻男女好像是在吵架,赶紧上来劝阻(老人家还是挺绅士的,被近乎外星语言的古英语折腾了这么久竟然都不着恼),老人家拽拽郝仁的胳膊,一个劲询问着:“Chinese？AreyouChinese？” Hao Ren blinks, is lucky his English background not to throw to oneself thoroughly the teacher, therefore makes an effort to nod. 郝仁眨眨眼,万幸他那点英语底子还没彻底扔给自己老师,于是使劲点起头来。 Has the patience old gentleman to smile very much, raised the hand refers to a terminal open area: There stand airport staff who wear the uniform/subdue: Even if this time Hao Ren and Vivian should also straighten out again slowly. 很有耐心的老绅士微笑起来,抬手指向航站楼旁边的一处空地:那里站着身穿制服的机场工作人员:这次哪怕郝仁和薇薇安再迟钝也该开窍了。 Hao Ren and Vivian look at each other one awkwardly, expressed gratitude to the old gentleman repeatedly, later entrained Lily that stood erect to sleep to run up to front of the staff in terminal, the opposite party was a very charming young fellow, the uniform/subdue is straight, having a liking for the deactivation was full, Vivian went forward to ask: „% ¥ % ¥ # ¥ # % ¥?” 郝仁和薇薇安尴尬地对视一眼,连声对老绅士道谢,随后拽着已经直立睡觉的莉莉跑到了航站楼的工作人员面前,对方是一个挺帅气的小伙子,制服笔挺,看上去活力十足,薇薇安上前就开口问起来:“%¥@@%¥#¥#%¥@？” One side Hao Ren falls vampire of chain to advance this at crucial moment, looks at the airport young fellow who shows the doubts look with a laugh: „Excuse me, you looked how this place......” told only half he responded suddenly said perhaps is not good, therefore slows down the tone, changes into the standard standard spoken Chinese: „Hello, I will not speak English, I want to go to a place, whom should look for?” 郝仁一把将这个关键时候掉链子的吸血鬼推到一边,笑呵呵地看着露出疑惑神色的机场小伙:“劳驾,你看这地方咋……”说到一半他突然反应过来这么说恐怕不行,于是放缓语气,换成更标准的普通话:“你好,我不会说英语,我想去一个地方,请问该找谁？” The airport young fellow is knitting the brows to listen slowly, made an effort to put together the half-day phonetic notation in the brain, later showed the professionalism smile, the parking lot in directional not far away, said in very faltering Chinese: „There, the taxi driver has several Chinese, goes...... to go...... to make him help you.” 机场小伙皱着眉慢慢听完,使劲在脑子里拼了半天音标,随后露出职业化的微笑,指向不远处的停车场,用很蹩脚的中文说道:“那里,出租车司机有几名中国人,去……去……让他帮你。” Obviously the following words airport young fellow really could not suppress. 显然后面的话这位机场小伙实在憋不出来了。 This already quite satisfying, Hao Ren expresses gratitude with the airport young fellow happily, turns head to move toward the parking lot the time at heart cannot bear be filled with emotion: Ten thousand have not thought that was known as can shout abuse in public a vampire point that is in the upper hand steadily with not to send with Arthur Pan Dragon, latter „English” the maximum merit faints in other words a foreign friend, finally he unexpectedly in Chinese with the road that others inquired...... 这已经相当让人满意,郝仁非常高兴地跟机场小伙道了谢,扭头走向停车场的时候心里忍不住感慨万千:万没想到啊,号称可以跟亚瑟・潘德拉贡对着骂街稳占上风的吸血鬼一点用都没派上,后者的“英语”最大功绩就是说晕一个外国友人,最后他竟然是用中文跟人家打听的路…… The life is really more splendid than the novel, because lives does not speak the rationality from the start! 生活果然比小说精彩,因为生活压根不讲合理性！ „Met us to rest to the hotel again, you insist a meeting again.” The Hao Ren turning head racket the shoulder of Lily, responded to own a series of slight snoring sound finally. The Werewolf younger sister of this thick nerve will not disrupt oneself biological clock in any place, the present is early morning of London, Lily takes an afternoon nap at home, she has been stranded could not open eyes, completely by the conditions of closing one's eyes dozen of snoring follow in Hao Ren behind, but is lucky, has not lost as the keen five feelings of wild animal: Lily follows in Hao Ren and Vivian behind, closes one's eyes walks while slightly the peak the nose, depends upon to hear the smell maintains follows, unexpectedly with not losing...... “等会咱到酒店了再睡,你再坚持一会。”郝仁扭头拍拍莉莉的肩膀,结果回应自己的只有一连串轻微的打呼声。这个粗神经的狼人妹子在任何地方都不会打乱自己的生物钟,现在是伦敦的清晨,也正是莉莉在家里睡午觉的时候,她已经困得睁不开眼了,完全是在以一种闭着眼打呼噜的状态跟在郝仁身后,不过万幸,作为野生动物的敏锐五感还没丢:莉莉跟在郝仁和薇薇安身后,闭着眼一边走路一边微微耸着鼻子,依靠闻着气味保持跟随,竟然没跟丢…… Hao Ren soon found „Chinese taxi driver who” the airport young fellow said that finally the skin color can actually to, but looked for several continually is actually the locally born native: The British Chinese, that Chinese proficiency compared with airport young fellow good limited, to look that Hao Ren with the address that the Chinese character copies down with looking at heavenly book...... 郝仁很快就找到了机场小伙所说的“中国人出租车司机”,结果肤色倒是能对上,可一连找了好几个却都是土生土长的本地人:英籍华人,那汉语水平就比机场小伙好点有限,看着郝仁用汉字抄下来的地址跟看天书似的…… Also tossed about for quite a while, finally found a Chinese proficiency to pass through reluctantly, Hao Ren felt oneself are exhausted, being away from home foreign country all sorts of inconvenient well ups altogether, his type „deceived the new vigor to diverge the funds can go to overseas public funds traveling until this time from the beginning greatly” slowly, he realized that this was really a duty, an exhausted Duty Raven 12345 said that must train the management ability of new staff, this was really not false! 又折腾了半天,终于找到一个中文水平勉强能过关的,郝仁感觉自己已经筋疲力尽,出门在外异国他乡的种种不便一股脑涌上心头,直到这时候他心里一开始那种“骗到大把经费可以去国外公款旅游”的新鲜劲才慢慢散去,他意识到这还真是个任务,一个让人心力交瘁的任务-渡鸦12345说是要锻炼新员工的办事能力,这还真一点都不假！ It is estimated that after Raven 12345 plans from the beginning Hao Ren attains the opportunity of big funds and public funds traveling, will forget oneself immediately, then anything did not plan to go out this situation. 估计渡鸦12345从一开始就算计到郝仁拿到大笔经费和公款旅游的机会之后立马就会忘乎所以,然后什么都不计划地就出门这种情况了。 Naturally possibility: Raven 12345 knows side from the beginning Hao Ren has the goods of two if it is unable to accomplish anything it will at least be able to spoil everything, this is to make him adapt to taking this opportunity ahead of time...... 当然还有个可能:渡鸦12345从一开始就知道郝仁身边有俩成事不足败事有余的货,这是借着这个机会让他提前适应一下…… Although goes out has a lot not to prepare to arrive, but Hao Ren also knows at least ahead of time in online agreed a hotel in advance, because the funds are wealthy, the hotel that he subscribes is also quite upscale, at least in others official main page explained the hotel service personnel thoroughly understand certain foreign languages, can provide high-quality service for the Chinese tourists- the present high-quality Hao Ren does not dare to expect, he only hopes the service person can lead him to the room smoothly on the line, after waiting till a peaceful place , his first matter contacts Raven 12345, looked that can look for a duty to help. 尽管出门的时候有很多事情都没准备到位,但起码郝仁还知道提前在网上预约定了个酒店,并且由于经费富裕,他订的酒店也颇为高档,至少人家官方主页上说明了酒店服务人员通晓若干外语,可以为中国游客提供优质服务-现在优质不优质郝仁已经不敢奢望,他只希望服务员能顺利把他带到房间就行,等到个安静地方之后他第一件事就是联络渡鸦12345,看能不能找点任务帮助。 Is brought to run for almost one hour by the Chinese driver who a language can pass reluctantly, Hao Ren one line of three people entered downtown London finally, and before arriving , the scheduled hotel entrance, pays the full fare( not to know that was butchered, now after Hao Ren could not have attended to so many), Vivian looked up the skylight the thorough bright sky, sighed slightly: „Many years passed by, initially I came here time, here did not have so many houses.” 被一个语言勉强能通的华人司机带着又跑了差不多一个小时,郝仁一行三人终于进入伦敦的市中心,并来到之前预定的酒店门口,付足车钱(不知道有没有被宰,现在郝仁已经顾不上那么多了)之后,薇薇安抬头看了看天光已经彻底明亮的天空,微微叹气:“好多年过去了,当初我来这里的时候,这里还没有这么多房子。” „How you did not say that initially you first time time human that steps Europe also lives on the tree,” Hao Ren holds unstab Lily, complained this waste firewood vampire ill-humoredly, „how such big age does not think exactly well you with the life span disparity of human, today meets such major difficulty, half of reasons were I too place the great expectations on you.” “你怎么不说说当初你第一次踏上欧洲的时候人类还住在树上呢,”郝仁扶着东倒西歪的莉莉,没好气地吐槽这个废柴吸血鬼,“活这么大岁数怎么就不好好想想你跟人类的寿命差距,今天遇上这么大困难,一半的原因就是我太对你寄予厚望了。” Vivian knits the brows, the expression is very serious: „My temperament is good, but I have am the top Blood Clan dignity, you taunted again, was to the aristocrat......” 薇薇安皱皱眉,表情很严肃:“我脾气好,但我也是有身为高位血族的尊严的,你再这么冷嘲热讽,就是对贵族的……” „Paid next month house rent.” “把下月房租交了。” „Naturally the gossipy on you, I will not be calculating with you as an aristocrat too.” “当然了嘴长在你身上,我身为一个贵族是不会跟你斤斤计较太多的。” Hao Ren: „......” 郝仁:“……” His this lifetime saw that for the first time can be compelled the aristocrat in this by one month of house rent! 他这辈子第一次见到可以被一个月房租逼到这份上的贵族！ „According to the plan, we first rests for 1-2 days here, jet-lags, reorganizes the material while convenient, I submit a report with Raven 12345 again, then next day or third day,” Hao Ren sighed, „the address that Raven 12345 gave very leaning, by us this morning on experience, to ask the native to inquire that perhaps was very dangerous.” “按计划,咱们先在这儿休息1-2,倒倒时差,顺便整理整理资料,我再跟渡鸦12345提交个报告,然后第二天或者第三天出发,”郝仁叹了口气,“渡鸦12345给的地址忒偏,以咱们今早上的经验,要想找当地人打听出来恐怕很悬。” Three people take a step toward the hotel front door walk, but in hotel six buildings that they have not paid attention, curtain screen on a leaf of window fierce pull, the sharp line of sight took a fast look around several seconds suddenly together downward, the window curtains returned to the home position immediately. 三人迈步向酒店大门走去,而在他们未曾注意的酒店六楼,一扇窗户上的帘子突然被人猛的拉开,一道锐利的视线向下扫视了几秒,窗帘随即回到了原位。
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