6 : 30, 351 bedroom whole staff send out. 六点半,351寝室全员出动。 To be honest, actually waits for several two goods to tidy up, Li Dong does not want on some regrets. 说实话,其实等几位二货收拾完毕,李东就有些后悔不想去了。 Really does not have that face, lost face too! 实在是没那个脸,太丢人了！ Big evening's leading one crowd of demons and monsters are going out, Li Dongzhen fears to take a beating. 大晚上的领着一群妖魔鬼怪出门,李东真怕挨揍。 „Fatty......” “胖子……” Rubbed gently accompanies several people to go to the dormitory, Li Dong somewhat started to speak but hesitated. 磨磨蹭蹭地陪着几人下了宿舍楼,李东就有些欲言又止。 Meng start/open even made an effort to wink the small eye, revealed the vision of doubts. 孟启平使劲眨了眨小眼睛,露出疑惑的目光。 Li Dongren endured, deep breath several times, make a veiled attack to say finally: „Are you a little hot?” 李东忍了又忍,深呼吸好几次,最后还是旁敲侧击道:“你是不是有点热？” Meng start/open even shakes the head, the fat of whole face non-stop with the movement vibration of shaking the head. 孟启平摇摇头,满脸的肥肉随着摇头的动作抖动不停。 Li Dong shows the smile reluctantly, taught with skill and patience: „In the evening is also very sultry, fatty, or you go back to change cool point clothes.” 李东勉强露出笑容,循循善诱道:“晚上也很闷热的,胖子,要不你回去换一件凉快点的衣服吧。” „Why? I am not hot!” “为什么？我不热啊！” „Didn't you feel this clothes small a point? Probably...... is a little probably tight......” “你不觉得这件衣服小了一点吗？好像……好像有点紧……” Li Dong reminded one against one's conscience again, has actually shouted'mother-fucker' at heart! 李东昧着良心再次提醒了一句,心里却是已经骂娘了！ Do 351 bedrooms have this type of two goods specially? 351寝室难道专门出这种二货吗？ Others , coquettish Li Dong can also work as even has not seen. 其他人也就算了,风骚一点李东还可以当没看见。 But Meng Qiping this fellow really cannot endure! 可孟启平这家伙实在是不能忍啊！ This big hot days, the dead fatty wears one practicing moral culture/slim fit small suit, fat stretches tight. 这大热天的,死胖子穿着一套修身小西装,一身肥肉绷的紧紧的。 Especially belly that same place, as if the meat of whole body was pushed, with being pregnant, two compelled the family/home simply! 尤其是肚子那一块,仿佛全身的肉都被挤到了一起,跟怀孕似的,简直二逼到家了！ Has not said hotly, on the face started to bleed! 还说不热,脸上都开始冒油了！ Meng start/open even is actually not aware, is flinging the big head say/way crazily: „Wanted is this style, tight-fitting obviously thin!” 孟启平却是毫无自觉,狂甩着大脑袋道:“要的就是这个风格,紧身的显瘦！” „Style your younger sister!” Li Dong criticizes one, on the mouth urges: „This style is not quite suitable you.” “风格你妹啊！”李东心里暗骂一句,嘴上还是劝道:“这个风格不太适合你。” „The eastern Elder Brother, you do not understand, the woman likes this model/pattern!” “东哥,你不懂,女人就喜欢这个范！” Meng opens somewhat self-satisfied to be happy evenly: „You are not will fear that I did snatch your crest of wave?” 孟启平有些沾沾喜喜道:“你不会是怕我抢了你的风头吧？” „Go away!” “滚！” Li Dongmeng rolls the eyes, was really is disinclined to urge again, in any case disgraced was not oneself. 李东猛翻白眼,实在是懒得再劝了,反正丢人的又不是自己。 He actually wants to ask one, which woman is blind will like your type two compelling the style? 他其实很想问一句,哪个女人瞎了眼会喜欢你这种二逼风格？ However thinks or considers as finished, making the fatty from hi go! 不过想想还是算了,让胖子自嗨去吧！ ...... …… Sichuan mansion others. 川府人家。 Li Dong they arrive at time, white Su has come. 李东他们到的时候,白素已经来了。 In the passenger compartment Soichi individual, in addition the white Soichi six female students, should also be incessantly white/in vain the bedroom whole staff send out. 包间里不止白素一个人,加上白素一共六个女生,应该也是寝室全员出动。 Li Dong can call the name, only then white Su and Huang Shanshan, others look familiar, for a short time cannot recall the name. 李东能叫出名字的只有白素和黄珊珊,其他人面熟,一时半会就是记不起名字。 Li Tie this class leader and they have to do the comparison, greets to several female students respectively. 还是李铁这个班长和她们打交道比较多,向几个女生分别打了招呼。 Several other females respectively were journey Nan, Zhao Tingting, Li Wan, Song Juan. 其他几女分别是程楠、赵婷婷、李婉、宋娟。 journey Nan and Li Wan are above the general levels, Li Dong this human form grading machine gave 75 points of high score. 程楠和李婉算是一般水准以上,李东这台人形评分机器给了75分的高分。 Zhao Tingting long, was the person is also black, Li Dong hit 70 points reluctantly. 赵婷婷长的也还可以,就是人黑了点,李东勉强打个70分。 As for Song Juan...... 至于宋娟…… Good, the machine crashed, selected the difference to comment automatically, did not pass an examination! 好吧,机器出故障了,自动点了差评,不及格！ Naturally, all these are the thoughts that in Li Dong mind flashes to pass, he does not dare really saying that otherwise he suspected that oneself cannot go out of the hotel. 当然,这一切都是李东脑海中一闪而逝的念头,他可不敢真说出来,要不然他怀疑自己走不出饭店。 Saw 351 people to arrive, usually they also set out to distinguish and several male students white/in vain greet. 见351众人到了,白素她们也起身分别和几个男生打招呼。 Waited for the line of sight to fall Meng start/open to straighten up after bowing or performing the kowtow on, white Su the eyes opened suddenly, then could not bear cover the belly to laugh. 等视线落到了孟启平身上,白素眼睛陡然睁大了,接着就忍不住捂着肚子大笑起来。 Several other female students also almost also so, the smiled flowering branch shiver all over, was really Meng Qiping this dresses up being pregnant feeling. 其他几个女生也差不多同样如此,笑的花枝乱颤,实在是孟启平这身装扮太有喜感了。 Careless journey Nan also smiles while teased: „Meng Qiping, eats meal also leads the child to come together, can plan.” 大大咧咧的程楠还边笑边打趣道:“孟启平,吃饭还带着孩子一起来,太会算计了吧。” „Pū!” “噗！” In the passenger compartment the men and women almost smiled to spurt. 包间里男男女女差点都笑喷了。 Meng start/open even also thinks little, he wants is this effect, has not looked at the girls line of sight strongly to oneself on. 孟启平也不以为意,他要的就是这个效果,没看姑娘们视线都集中到自己身上了么。 Smiles smiles, the fat master face is in any case thick-skinned. 笑就笑吧,反正胖爷脸皮厚。 The young fatty is smiling saying: „Child brought actually, lacks a mother, does anyone of you want to work as?” 小胖子嬉皮笑脸道:“孩子倒是带来了,就是还缺个妈,你们谁想当？” „Dies!” “去死！” „It is not concerned about face!” “不要脸！” ...... …… The female students ridicule several, because there is a Meng Qiping this funny guy, previously the somewhat unfamiliar people were relaxed immediately. 女生们笑骂几声,因为有孟启平这个活宝在,先前还有些生疏的众人顿时轻松了许多。 Waited for on the food and wine the table, the atmosphere just to start to sit dry/does is livelier. 等酒菜上桌,气氛比刚开始干坐着更热闹了。 The liquor is a good thing, can open the topic, can alleviate awkwardly. 酒是个好东西,可以打开话题,也可以缓解尴尬。 Li Tie first fills one cup to oneself, pushed winking toward 351 people, sets out saying: „We respect white/in vain Soichi cup, white Su proposed, we do not have the opportunity and beautiful woman classmate hobnob!” 李铁先给自己斟满一杯,朝351众人挤了挤眼,起身道:“咱们大家敬白素一杯,要不是白素提议,咱们也没机会和诸位美女同桌共饮！” The male students set out hastily, gave Li Tie with Yuan Qingfeng who Li Tie did not cope at this time the face, no, should say that to beautiful woman face, carried the wine glass to toss down. 男生们连忙起身,就连和李铁不对付的袁庆丰这时候也给李铁面子,不,应该说是给美女面子,端起酒杯一饮而尽。 white Su also carried the cup to sip a small mouth, is saying with a smile: „Said that I neglected, if we had known the class leader dormitory is abundance of capable people, this food should eat earlier.” 白素也端着杯子抿了一小口,笑着道:“说起来还是我疏忽了,要是早知道班长宿舍人才济济,这顿饭应该早点吃的。” Others have not cared about white Su the words, but also thinks that she is the smalltalk. 其他人没在意白素的话,还以为她是客套。 Li Dong is actually secretly vigilant, how this saying listens to have the future bad feeling. 李东却是暗自警惕,这话怎么听都有股来者不善的感觉啊。 Really, what then this group of heroes made big fellow experience are the future are bad. 果然,接下来这群女中豪杰让大家伙见识到了什么叫来者不善。 Hē the beer, Ok! 喝啤酒,可以！ How the men drink the beer to use the cup, blows by the bottle! 男人喝啤酒怎么能用杯子,得论瓶吹啊！ What? Why do the female students use the small cup? 什么？女生为什么用小杯？ Hey, we are the female students, where has the female student to drink by the bottle blows, too non- virtuous young woman. 喂喂喂,咱们可是女生唉,哪有女生喝酒论瓶吹的,太不淑女了。 Don't you drink the beer? That is also good, service person, on white liquor! 你不喝啤酒？那也行,服务员,上白酒！ The white liquor varying bottle blew, our Huan big cup, least also 321 cups of that friendship deep stuffy. 白酒就不一瓶吹了,咱们换大杯,最少也得三两一杯的那种,情谊深一口闷啊。 As for eats meal the friendship of the first time where coming, that different people had different views to different people have different views. 至于第一次吃饭哪来的情谊,那就仁者见仁智者见智了。 ...... …… After a half hour, in passenger compartment cups in confusion. 半个小时后,包间里杯盏狼藉。 Meng opened the even look delay, the mouth starts to spit the froth, on the face is also hanging the silly smile. 孟启平眼神呆滞,嘴巴都开始吐泡泡了,脸上还挂着傻乎乎的笑容。 Who makes this fellow probably show off ability, but must select six, doesn't know the bird who moves first will be the one that gets shot? 谁让这家伙非要逞能,还要一挑六,不知道枪打出头鸟吗？ Complexion slightly red white Su puts down the wine glass to aspirate, to take Meng Qiping she was ready for any sacrifice, although is drinking of small mouth small mouth, but in addition also drank much. 脸色微红的白素放下酒杯吐了口气,为了拿下孟启平她可是豁出去了,虽然是小口小口的喝,不过加起来也喝了不少。 Was good because of the sisters of one mind, took down finally this dead fatty. 好在姐妹齐心,最终还是放倒了这个死胖子。 Who makes this fellow suffer her ear in the afternoon, harmed she returns to the dormitory also to feel that from the classroom building the demon sound fills the ear. 谁让这家伙下午折磨她耳朵的,害的她从教学楼一路回宿舍还感觉魔音灌耳。 Took down Meng Qiping, was chief criminal Li Dong. 放倒了孟启平,接下来就是罪魁祸首李东了。 The white vegetarian line of sight inspects around the passenger compartment, sees Li Dongzheng to speak with Zhang Hao, took up the wine glass to walk. 白素视线绕着包间巡视一圈,见李东正和张昊说话,拿起酒杯就走了过去。 „Li Dong, we also drinks one cup, did not have thank you to recommend the talent for me.” “李东,咱俩也喝一杯吧,还没谢谢你为我推荐人才呢。” Speaking of „talent” two characters, white Su clenches jaws simply! 说到“人才”两个字,白素简直是咬牙切齿！ She was also muddleheaded, actually believes that Li Dong nonsense listens to Meng Qiping to sing. 她也是昏了头了,竟然相信李东的鬼话去听孟启平唱歌。 Li Dongqiang is repressing laughter, said hastily: „Is impolite, you like well.” 李东强忍着笑,连忙道:“不客气,你喜欢就好。” Likes your big end of ghost! 喜欢你个大头鬼！ white Su criticizes one, holds up the cup to say with a smile: „Li Dong, drinks one cup together!” 白素暗骂一句,举起杯子笑道:“李东,一起喝一杯吧！” „Cannot drink, drank again are many.” Li east to being busy at beckoning with the hand. “不能喝了,再喝就多了。”李东连忙摆手。 Actually he has not really drunk many, but he knows that white Su the anxious good intention, is not naturally willing on to wrap/sets of. 其实他还真没喝多少,不过他知道白素不安好心,自然不肯上套。 white Sulian a board, does intentionally the vitality/angry saying: „Everyone comes out not to eat meal together happily, how even drank, us to deliver you to go back at the worst, your face will not give.” 白素脸一板,故作生气道:“大家一起出来吃饭不就是为了开心么,就算喝多了又怎么样,大不了我们送你回去,你不会连这点面子都不给吧。” Does not wait for Li Dong to reject, Li Tie who side is blushing said drunkenly: „Yes, the thing, this face you must give!” 不等李东拒绝,旁边红着脸的李铁就醉醺醺道:“是啊,东子,这个面子你得给！” Li Dong criticizes one, this fellow is the pig teammate of special pit roommate! 李东暗骂一声,这家伙就是个专坑舍友的猪队友！ However the words spoke in this, Li Dong was not good to refuse, to carry the cup to say with a smile again: „That line, I respect you!” 不过话都说到这份上了,李东也不好再拒绝,端起杯子笑道:“那行,我敬你！” „Cannot! Li does Dong, you take the cup and I drinks? Meng start/open even just may with the bottle, your not even/including Meng Qiping......” “不会吧！李东,你就拿杯子和我喝？孟启平刚刚可都是用瓶的,你不会连孟启平都……” Usually the mouth, as if Li Dong drinks with the cup white/in vain intentionally simply is the shame. 白素故意啧啧嘴,仿佛李东用杯子喝酒简直就是耻辱。 Li Dong shows the whites of the eyes, secretly thought: I am not fatty that two goods, method of goading somebody into action may be useless to me. 李东不由翻了个白眼,暗道:我又不是胖子那二货,激将法对我可没用。 Sees Li Dong to remain unmoved, white Su does not have the means that has to fall on Li Tie the line of sight. 见李东不为所动,白素也没办法,只好又将视线落到了李铁身上。 Half that Li Tie has drunk was blurry, has stared at white Su to laugh foolishly, sees usually looks like immediately a head heat white/in vain, said loudly: „Thing, we use the bottle to blow, lose the person not to lose!” 李铁早就喝的半迷糊了,一直盯着白素傻笑,见白素看来顿时脑袋一热,大声道:“东子,咱们用瓶吹,输人不输阵！” Said that took up one bottle of beer to open unexpectedly drinks! 说罢竟然自顾自地拿起一瓶啤酒开喝了！ Li Dong is dumbfounded, your Sir, you have the multi- hunger and thirst! 李东目瞪口呆,你大爷的,你是有多饥渴啊！ Others white Su has not asked you to drink, you oneself taking down, loses face. 人家白素还没找你喝呢,你就把自己给放倒了,丢不丢人。 Li Dong thinks has not heard Li Tie's words, remains unmoved as before. 李东装着没听见李铁的话,依旧不为所动。 Cracking a joke, the body is own, why must drink, does not know that drank burst oneself. 开玩笑,身体是自己的,干嘛要多喝,难道不知道喝多了伤身么。 No matter also white Su also waits to look at the joke, the liquor in Li Dongyi Kou Jiang cup drank up then to turn around to ask Zhang Hao to speak. 也不管白素还等着看笑话,李东一口将杯中的酒喝光了便转身找张昊说话。 Is known as some awkwardness white/in vain, more is actually the vitality/angry. 白素有些尴尬,更多的却是生气。 This fellow is very shameless, the seems like general method did not work, immediately signals with the eyes toward Huang Shanshan several people. 这家伙果然很无耻,看来一般方法行不通了,当即朝黄珊珊几人使了个眼色。 journey Nan several people receive the signal, immediately understood white Su the meaning. 程楠几人收到信号,顿时明白了白素的意思。 They may still remember that tonight's goal, today the main objective is to fill but actually Meng start/open gentle Li Dong, who made these two fellows offend the woman! 她们可还记得今晚的目的,今天主要目标就是灌倒孟启平和李东,谁让这俩家伙得罪女人了呢！ ...... …… Time Li Dong of breaking up was somewhat drunk. 散场的时候李东还是有些醉了。 Although the time maintains the vigilance, but cannot stand up to bombing in waves of female students. 虽然时刻保持警惕,不过也经不住女生们的轮番轰炸。 Others propose a toast warmly, wants to break to find out big bunch of reasons, Li Dongzong cannot be too unreasonable, 2-3 rounds get down also enough he to drink a pot. 人家热情地上来敬酒,想破头想出一大堆理由,李东总不能太不近人情,2-3个回合下来也够他喝一壶的了。 Li Tie also took care was finishing eating the food to sing, good and white Su tries to get close. 原本李铁还张罗着吃完饭去唱歌,好和白素套套近乎。 However waits to break up this fellow has been drunk was unconscious, naturally no one raises this thread of conversation again. 不过等散场的时候这家伙早就醉的不省人事了,自然没人再提这个话茬。 When Li Dong and Zhang Hao several people drag heavy Meng start/open gentle Li Tie to return to the dormitory, the time is very late. 等李东和张昊几人拖着沉甸甸的孟启平和李铁回到宿舍,时间已经很晚了。 Takes a shower simply, in addition the tipsy feeling upwells, on Li Dong bed then fell asleep. 简单冲了个澡,加上酒意上涌,李东倒床上便睡着了。 This everyone is very late peaceful, a night rests dawn. 这一晚大家都很安静,一夜睡到天亮。 ( Friends who like this book collect, had better be able to several recommendation tickets, thank.) (喜欢本书的朋友们收藏一下吧,最好能给几张推荐票,谢谢了。)