Chapter 23 is not writing azure is an illiterate person! 第23章不是文青是文盲！ Morning time, the entire office is catching up with the manuscript. 一上午时间,整个办公室都在赶稿。 Zhou Changchun confessed incessantly wants Dong Xuebin to write, to insure, Zhuang'zi Tan Limei Guo Panwei, everyone must write one again, needing lets Yang Bureau Chief satisfaction. 周长春不止交代了要董学斌写,为了保险,桩子啊谭丽梅啊郭攀伟啊,大家都要再写一份,务求让杨局长满意。 Dong Xuebin writes firmly, although he has not seen Yang in one Deputy Bureau Chief surface, but the spoken languages analyzes from Tan Limei and the others, since request of Yang Deputy Bureau Chief to the draft is so strict, definitely is one similar „writing azure” the person of feeling, as far as possible indistinctly therefore Dong Xuebin by own writing, a literary point, what idiom the literary reference of ancient and modern in China and abroad, can use entire gives him to use on, what metaphor the simile, can write gives him to inscribe. 董学斌这边写得最坚定,他虽然没见过杨一中副局长的面儿,但从谭丽梅等人的言语中分析,既然杨副局长对稿子的要求这么严格,肯定是一类似“文青”感觉的人,所以董学斌尽量让自己的文字飘渺一点,文学一点,什么成语啊古今中外的典故啊,能用的全给他用上,什么暗喻啊明喻啊,能写的都给他写上。 At noon when rest, Dong Xuebin left the keyboard the hand, is nodding to the computer screen satisfied. 中午休息时,董学斌才把手离开了键盘,对着电脑屏幕满意地点点头。 Ok, this time affirmed good, Dong Xuebin Dong Xuebin, you with leading opportunity of front performance to! 行了,这回肯定行了,董学斌啊董学斌,你跟领导面前表现的机会到了！ Took the speech, Dong Xuebin is going upstairs Yang in one office, an expiration, he thump thump knocked with confidence knocks on a door. 拿着演讲稿,董学斌上楼去了杨一中的办公室,一呼气,他满怀信心地咚咚敲敲门。 „Comes.” “进来。” Dong Xuebin pushes the door to go, sees to sit Yang in one after office chair, he is startled slightly, felt Yang Deputy Bureau Chief and imagine „writing azure” image is not quite same, was a little slightly rough, but Dong Xuebin has been indelib, the heart said that the fraudulence of semblance is too big, in his bone definitely is one „writing azure”. 董学斌推门进去,看到坐在办公椅上的杨一中后,他稍稍一怔,感觉杨副局长和自己想象中的“文青”形象不太一样,略微有点粗犷了,不过董学斌早已先入为主,心说外表的欺骗性太大,这丫骨子里肯定是一“文青”。 Yang in one twists two thick brows to look at his one eyes, „are you?” 杨一中拧着两条粗粗的眉头看他一眼,“你是？” Dong Xuebin replied respectfully: „I am Dong Xuebin, comes General Affairs Office newly.” 董学斌恭敬答道:“我是董学斌,新来综合办的。” „, Did the draft write?” Yang Deputy Bureau Chief puts out a hand, „...... I have a look.” “哦,稿子写好了吧？”杨副局长一伸手,“……我看看。” Dong Xuebin is full of the exciting mood to give him that a4 paper, is waiting for leader's praise and praise very happily, rendered meritorious service, went back later Deputy Director Zhou and several colleagues one must certainly hold in high esteem to him. 董学斌饱含着激动的情绪将那张a4纸递给他,然后就美滋滋地等待着领导的夸奖和表扬,立功了啊,回去以后周副主任和几个同事一准得对他刮目相看。 But has not waited for the Dong Xuebin happy three seconds, that speech in one by Yang was thrown unexpectedly. 可还没等董学斌高兴三秒钟,那张演讲稿竟被杨一中一把扔了回来。 What gadget that „your writes??” Yang in one face sinks, forcibly racket table: „Incomprehensible nonsense!” “你这写的什么玩意儿？啊？”杨一中脸一沉,用力拍拍桌子:“狗屁不通！” The Dong Xuebin face was green, "Ah?" you looked that had not looked isn't good? 董学斌脸都绿了,“啊？”你看都没看就不行？ Yang in one said loudly: „Did I say your General Affairs Office what's the matter? I wondered! Can't a simple speech write? Especially your! I what topic range that wants you to write? What do you look at this that you write again are?” First how many lines on his short of breath one finger/refers of draft, „know glory clearly to stop, altogether secure harmony, this what?? This what?” 杨一中大声道:“我说你们综合办到底怎么回事儿？我就纳闷了！连个简简单单的演讲稿都写不好？尤其是你这份！我要你写的什么题目范围？你再看你写的这是啥？”他气急地一指稿子上的前几行,“知荣明止,共巩和谐,这啥呀？啊？这啥呀？” Dong Xuebin, „Yang Bureau Chief, you read mistakenly, that is...... knows the glory bright shame, builds the harmony.” 董学斌呃了一声,“杨局长,您念错了,那是……是知荣明耻,共筑和谐。” Yang in one was poked the sore spot, immediately flies into a rage, „father elementary school culture! Did not know that the character isn't good?” 杨一中被戳到了痛处,顿时勃然大怒,“老子小学文化！不认识字不行啊？” Dong Xuebin is thorough was ignorant, Fuck! do you make laugh? Aren't you writing azure? Aren't you are very harsh to the draft language request? Elementary school culture? I went! Gathering you isn't being writing azure is the illiterate person? 董学斌是彻底的懵了,我靠！您搞笑呢吧？您不是文青吗？您不是对稿子语言要求很苛刻吗？小学文化？我了个去！合着您不是文青是文盲啊？ I said how you look to someone draft do not glance! Originally has too many characters not to know! 我说你怎么对谁谁的稿子都看不上眼呢！原来是有太多字不认识！ Went bad! Courted disaster! 坏了坏了！惹祸了！ Dong Xuebin knows oneself then may in one give to offend to suppress Yang, quickly shouted: „Back!!” 董学斌知道自己这下可把杨一中给得罪狠了,急忙大喊:“back！！” The deafening shouting sound retreats quietly. 震耳欲聋的嚷嚷声悄然退去。 Only the clock and watch tick-tock tick-tock jumps to stumble there. 只有钟表在那儿滴答滴答地蹦跶着。 „Are you?” Yang in one takes a look to Dong Xuebin. “你是？”杨一中瞅向董学斌。 Dong Xuebin understands immediately the time that at this moment is, relaxes, „I am Dong Xuebin, comes General Affairs Office newly.” 董学斌登时明白了此刻所在的时间段,着实松了口气,“我是董学斌,新来综合办的。” „, Did the draft write?” Yang Deputy Bureau Chief puts out a hand saying: „...... I have a look.” “哦,稿子写好了吧？”杨副局长伸手道:“……我看看。” Which Dong Xuebin also dares to him, to carry a conceals the hand draft in the future, hurried to look for excuse, „was sorry Yang Bureau Chief, has not written, did I come to ask in the afternoon latest what time to you draft?” 董学斌哪还敢给他呀,把手里的稿子往后背一藏,慌忙找了个借口,“抱歉杨局长,还没写好,我来是想问下午最晚几点给您稿子？” Yang in one does not knit the brows patiently: „Did not say! The quicker the better!” 杨一中不耐烦地皱皱眉:“不是说了吗！越快越好！” „Was sorry to disturb, I went back to prepare.” “抱歉打扰了,那我回去准备了。” Looks at Dong Xuebin to open the door, Yang in one sets out to lie to the window on, from attending to lighting cigarette. Before he long ago, goes to work with a capital city suburbs chemical plant, afterward with right the leadership, under the accident of sorts was led to take into the system, the years of schooling are low, slightly fresh point character did not know, therefore General Affairs Office that side speech has been disregarded another's feelings to hit by his, had not explained that the real reason, how did say? The father elementary school does graduate? The father culture is low? He may be unable to throw that person! Yang in one thinks, if there General Affairs Office no one can comprehend own intention again, he can only ask several old subordinates of city east sub-bureau to make them in the evening write a manuscript. 看着董学斌开门出去,杨一中起身趴到窗台上,自顾点了一支烟。他早些年前跟京郊一家化工厂上班,后来跟对了领导,机缘巧合下才被领导带进了体制里,文化程度非常低,稍生一点的字都不认识,所以综合办那边的演讲稿一直被他毫不留情面地打了回去,并没有说明真正的原因,怎么说？说老子小学毕业？说老子文化低？他可丢不起那个人！杨一中想到,如果综合办那儿再没人能领会自己的意图,他晚上只能找城东分局的几个老下属让他们写稿了。 Another side, on returning to the road in office Dong Xuebin tearing into shreds to discard that speech, the damn draft, almost wanted me to assign/life, luckily had Back to assume personal command, otherwise oneself died does not know how dead. 另一边,在回办公室的路上董学斌就把那演讲稿给撕碎扔掉了,该死的稿子,差点要了我命呀,幸亏有back坐镇,不然自己死都不知道怎么死的。 Tan Limei Zhuang'zi several people finished eating the lunch to return to General Affairs Office, sees Dong Xuebin to come, asked: „Did Bin child, how write?” 谭丽梅桩子几人吃完午饭都回了综合办,见董学斌进来,就问:“斌子,写得怎样了？” „, Quick.” “啊,快了快了。” Guo Shunjie ridiculed has a look at him, the heart said that you were very positive, the draft that even several of us old people could not write, can you write? 郭顺杰讥讽地看看他,心说你还挺积极,连我们几个老人都写不出来的稿子,你能写出来？ Chang Juan pushes the keyboard agitated, „is not good! I could not write!” 常娟烦躁地把键盘一推,“不行了！我是写不下去了！” Guo Panwei grabs the hair to rack brains. 郭攀伟抓着头发绞尽脑汁。 Tan Limei is furious: „Does not know that what draft he wants! My style enough good!” 谭丽梅气哼哼道:“也不知道他到底想要啥样的稿子！我文笔够好的啦！” Only then a Old Yan person reads the newspaper idly, a having no immediate concern to oneself appearance. 只有老严一个人清清闲闲地看报纸,一副事不关己的样子。 Dong Xuebin did not have the time to chat, sat before the computer opened the keyboard to start to go all out to type. This he comprehended Yang in time truly one intention, writing that had not hindered completely, idiom? Literary reference? That cannot want absolutely, simile? Metaphor? You have many roll far! 董学斌没工夫聊天了,坐到电脑前拉开键盘就开始拼了命地打字。这一次他才真正领会了杨一中的意图,写起来那是完全没有阻碍了,成语？典故？那绝对是不能要的,明喻？暗喻？你俩有多远滚多远吧！ Straightforward! 直白！ Wanted is his mother is straightforward!! 要的就是他妈直白！！ Speech: Fellow leader everyone's good, my speech topic is «Raises Outlook for honor and dishonor Sail». After finishing, Dong Xuebin felt strange, deleting, was not good, „shame” character Yang Deputy Bureau Chief possibly did not know, therefore changed to «World Rise and fall, Everyone has a share of responsibility», un, these were the character or word one has learneds. 演讲稿:各位领导大家好,我的讲话题目是《扬起荣辱观的风帆》。写完后董学斌觉得不妥,又给删了,不行,“辱”字杨副局长可能不认识,于是改成了《天下兴亡,匹夫有责》,嗯,这些都是熟字。 Writes writes writes, thinks that thinks thinks. 写啊写啊写,想啊想啊想。 Let alone, the gadget of this elementary student thesis is really not good to write, the writing is straightforward, but the content cannot be straightforward, has the challenging. 别说,这小学生作文似的玩意儿还真不是那么好写的,文字要直白,可内容不能直白,非常有挑战性。 Has not known how long, the office gate was shoved open. 不知过了多久,办公室门被人推开了。 „, Yang Bureau Chief!” “呃,杨局长！” „Yang Ju!” “杨局！” Tan Limei and Guo Panwei and the others stop the work of hand in abundance, feels scalp tingles. 谭丽梅和郭攀伟等人纷纷停下手里的工作,一个个顿感头皮发麻。 Yang in one surface sinks like the water, „hasn't draft written? Multi- half of the day?” 杨一中面沉如水,“稿子还没写好？都多半天了？” Week Changchun welcomed from the small office quickly, „finished, just wants to deliver to you, little Tan, little often/common, the draft brings.” 周长春从小办公室里快步迎了出来,“写完了,正想给您送过去呢,小谭,小常,稿子拿来呀。” In addition Zhuang'zi and „two Guo”, the speech altogether wrote five. 加上桩子和“二郭”的,演讲稿一共写出了五份。 Yang in one hangs the eye to receive, places look fast, „not good...... to what that...... this not good...... writes...... this is not...... not good......” in an instant, the speeches of five people all fell by pass, „I said Old Zhou, won't your General Affairs Office text write??” 杨一中垂目接过来,一张张地快速看着,“不行……不对……这个也不行……写的什么呀……这份也是……不行……”转眼间,五个人的演讲稿全被pass掉了,“我说老周,你们综合办不会连个发言稿都不会写吧？啊？” Tan Limei and Chang Juan and the others lowered the head does not speak. 谭丽梅和常娟等人低头不语。 „Yang Ju, we......” officer greatly first-level runs over the person, let alone Yang in one compared with his officer big several levels, the influence in the system is big, if he really lived any dissatisfaction to Zhou Changchun, the position of this deputy director he sits will not be steadfast, perhaps which day on loosen, therefore week Changchun is really wants to maintain the relations with this new Deputy Bureau Chief, but now, relations not only has not done well, instead screwing up. “杨局,我们……”官大一级压死人,更何况杨一中比他官大了好几级,在系统里影响力不小,他要是真对周长春生了什么不满的情绪,这个副主任的位置他坐着也不会踏实,没准哪天就松了呢,所以周长春是真想跟这个新来的副局长搞好关系,可现在呢,关系不但没搞好,反而给搞砸了。 Zhou Changchun more wants more to come air/Qi, but this temperament cannot with Yang Bureau Chief round, by but turns the head, gets angry to look to Guo Shunjie, Guo Panwei and Chang Juan and the others. Under his hand these people usually look that is very competent, work positive, work enthusiasm high, may really arrive at the critical moment, takes a look, no can be of use! 周长春越想越来气,但这脾气又不能跟杨局长发,逐而一转头,黑着脸看向郭顺杰、郭攀伟和常娟等人。他手底下这些人平时看着一个个都挺能干,工作态度这个积极呀,工作热情这个高呀,可真到了关键时刻,瞧瞧,没有一个能顶用的！ „Yang Bureau Chief.” Dong Xuebin pulled out just the seal good a4 paper from the printer suddenly, „I wrote.” “杨局长。”董学斌忽然从打印机上抽出刚印好的a4纸,“我写好了。” Guo Panwei looks at his one eyes, the heart said is really the dashing spirit of fearless young people, at this time also dares to clash upward? Don't you ask others to scold? 郭攀伟看他一眼,心说真是初生牛犊不怕虎,这种时候还敢往上冲？你不是找人家骂吗？ Guo Shunjie heart one, looks how indifferently Dong Xuebin loses face. 郭顺杰心头一哼,冷眼看着董学斌怎么出丑。 Yang in one had lost the confidence to them, does not speak, was cold the face to put out a hand. 杨一中已对他们失去了信心,都不说话了,冷着脸一伸手。 Dong Xuebin gives him draft both hands cautiously, „does not know that about does not gather your intent, is not good I to change again.” 董学斌小心翼翼地将稿子双手递给他,“也不知合不合您意,不行我再改。” General Affairs Office several colleague heart simultaneously sighed, close your eyes, waited for new round reproving. 综合办几个同事心底齐齐一叹,闭上眼,等待新一轮的训斥。 One minute...... 一分钟…… Two minutes...... 两分钟…… Three minutes...... 三分钟…… Was expected that the shouting at sound has not resounded, after long time, under the people dumbfounded gaze, Yang in one dark clouds on face dissipates suddenly, he raised the right hand to pat the draft layer on layer/heavily, unexpectedly laughed saying: „Good! Good! Has a look at others to write! Haha! The text writes is right!” 偏偏,预料中的叱喝声并没有响起,半晌后,在众人目瞪口呆的注视下,杨一中脸上的阴云骤然消散,他举起右手重重拍了拍稿子,居然哈哈大笑道:“好！好！看看人家写的！哈哈！发言稿就得这么写才对嘛！” The result outside this anticipation Changchun Guo Shunjie and Zhou and the others of gave to make dumbfounded. 这意料外的结果把郭顺杰和周长春等人都给弄傻眼了。 Yang in one pats the racket toward the week Changchun shoulder on, „Old Zhou, I thought your General Affairs Office has the battle efficiency very much, good, good.” At once, Yang in one commended has a look at Dong Xuebin, made an effort to nod saying: „I remember that your name were Dong...... Dong Xuebin? The young fellows are good, later my draft did not use others, you were responsible for!” 杨一中往周长春肩膀上拍拍,“老周,我看你们综合办还是很有战斗力的嘛,不错,不错。”旋即,杨一中赞许地看看董学斌,用力点头道:“我记得你叫董……董学斌是吧？小伙子挺好,以后我的稿子不用别人了,就你负责吧！” „thank you Yang Bureau Chief trust!” Can lead to make the impression is a very rare matter, Dong Xuebin immediately very back, makes as far as possible the vigor. “谢谢杨局长信任！”能给领导留下印象是件非常难得的事儿,董学斌登时一挺腰板,尽量把精神头做出来。 When Yang in one walks, General Affairs Office fails immediately. 等杨一中一走,综合办登时砸了锅。 Tan Limei first calls out in alarm said: „Bin child! What did you write? Yang was Ju so how happy?” 谭丽梅最先惊呼道:“斌子！你写什么了？怎么杨局那么高兴？” Chang Juan said with a smile: „Our General Affairs Office hidden dragons and crouching tigers.” 常娟笑道:“咱们综合办藏龙卧虎啊。” The Guo Panwei envy takes a look at him. 郭攀伟嫉妒地瞅瞅他。 Guo Shunjie complexion is not quite attractive, then nitpicking Yang Bureau Chief is so unexpectedly satisfied? Own this group of people wrote for more than ten points is not good! What's the matter? 郭顺杰脸色不太好看,那么挑剔的杨局长居然这么满意？自己这帮人可是写了十几分都不行啊！怎么回事？ Dong Xuebin naturally not good Yang in one not to know that too many characters the matters told others, otherwise must make Yang Bureau Chief know that the words were he pass on, oneself should but actually big mildew, therefore he said Yang in one possibly to like the straightforward succinct point writing. 董学斌自然不好把杨一中不认识太多字的事儿告诉别人,不然要让杨局长知道话是他传出去的,自己该倒大霉了,所以他只是说杨一中可能喜欢直白简洁一点的文字。 After reading the manuscript documents that on the Dong Xuebin computer preserved, everyone all understands that this „straightforward succinct” was what meaning. 等看了董学斌电脑上保存的稿件文档后,大家全明白这个“直白简洁”是什么意思了。 Tan Limei admires full of admiration, set upright gave the thumbs-up saying: „Bin child, fierce!” 谭丽梅佩服得五体投地,竖了竖大拇指道:“斌子,厉害！” Week Changchun has not thought that completely the issue can leave in one in the years of schooling in Yang, looked at a Dong Xuebin power of observation secretly high, later highly praises the racket his shoulder, „good brat, not to have given us the office to lose face!” Zhou Changchun felt now General Affairs Office lacks is Dong Xuebin this critical moment can support the person in gathering place! 周长春也完全没想到问题会出在杨一中的文化程度上,暗暗高看了一眼董学斌的观察力,随后大加赞赏地拍拍他的肩膀,“好小子,没给咱们办公室丢人！”周长春觉得现在综合办缺的就是董学斌这种关键时刻能撑得住场子的人！