In Chapter 87 pressure 第87章上压力 Hateful, I obviously am this net worth, matter how money could not have solved...... 可恶,我明明已经是这个身家了,怎么还有钱解决不了的事情…… Mei side in 08 the first half of the year deposit is 10000 Yuan, IOS of his on the shelf plays «flappybird( a clumsy bird needs to start flying first))» The popularity reputation after the on the shelf gradually accumulates, one gets down all year round, the advertising expenditure and bought out the fee/spent to bring for him without the advertisement of this game amounted to 6000 Yuan earning. 梅方在08年上半年的存款是10000元,他上架的IOS游戏《flappybird(笨鸟先飞))》在上架后人气口碑逐渐积累,一整年下来,这款游戏的广告费和无广告买断费为他带来了总计6000元的营收。 «Flappybird» had the fortuitousness in the exploding fire of Chinese net in the past, after its on the shelf a long time has been actually obscure, therefore plum side actually already very satisfactory present this profit. 《flappybird》当年在中文网的爆火是非常具有偶然性的,从它上架后很长一段时间其实一直是默默无闻的,所以梅方其实已经很满意现在这个利润了。 Extremely odd score difficulty, extremely simple game operation, has the rough pixel of high recognition relatively, this type increases the game of user viscosity by the method of oppressive player, in 2022 will then be «Yang Yang», this game will be able be said as his founder. 极其离谱的得分难度,极其简单的游戏操作,相对具有较高辨识度的粗糙像素,这种靠虐玩家的方法来增加用户粘度的游戏,在2022年便是《杨了个杨》,这款游戏可以说是其祖师爷。 Mei side did not count on that it can certainly be hot, after all he also has explodes the hot opportunity of settling down and getting on with life. 梅方也不指望它一定能火,毕竟他还有更加安身立命的爆火机遇。 Because in 09 years of the first half of the year, Peak coin is born finally truly, and entered the Chinese net in this year simultaneously. 因为在09年的上半年,比克币终于真正诞生,并同时在这一年就进入了中文网。 Mei Fanghua three months, in the bitcointak forum contact a channel seller from beautiful country's, he bought 10000 Peak coins from the opposite party hand finally, altogether only spent less than 800 Yuan. 梅方花了三个月的时间,终于在bitcointak论坛联络上了一位来自美丽国的渠道卖家,他从对方手里一口气买了10000枚比克币,总共只花了不到800元。 Right, when is the real 10000 Peak coins, Mei side and opposite party with the inferior English confirmation price were also surprised the half of the day, but the opposite party was very even happy, he thanked mr.mei this China friend generous magnanimous, he planned that bought 2 luxurious pizzas with this sum of money. 没错,是货真价实的10000枚比克币,梅方和对方用蹩脚英文确认价格时自己也惊讶了半天,而对方甚至还很高兴,他非常感谢mr.mei这位中国友人的慷慨大度,他打算用这笔钱买二份豪华披萨。 Instigated after the goods plum side buys these 10000 Peak coins, immediately seals the wallet key, henceforth did not inquire about the matter of coin circle. 怂货梅方买到这10000枚比克币之后立刻把钱包密钥封存起来,从此再也不过问币圈的事情。 He can certainly get so far as more Peak coins again, but he is also afraid oneself many involvement to cause unexpected occurrence very much. 他当然可以再去弄到更多的比克币,但他也很害怕自己的过多介入会导致意外的发生。 After all butterfly effect matter exists, he also truly underwent many changes of life experience. 毕竟蝴蝶效应这件事是真实存在的,他也确实经历了人生经历的诸多变化。 Almost on good...... this thing, if does again is not polite. 差不多就行了……这东西要是再多搞就不礼貌了。 Oneself also not necessarily are capable of gripping it. 自己还不一定有能力握住它。 Therefore except Peak coin future wealth beyond, Mei side the present complete net worth probably is 15000 Yuan. 所以说除开比克币这个未来财富外,梅方现在的全部身家大概是15000元。 Has become the young promising Xiaomei side of wealthy family in 13 years old, now is worrying for his friends from childhood summer reason 13 th birthday gift. 在13岁就已经成为万元户的年少有为小梅方,现在正为了他的青梅竹马夏缘13岁的生日礼物而发愁。 Must say that money we have, thing that however the thoughts of young girl possibly are so also good to guess? 要说钱咱也不是没有,但是少女的心思又怎可能是那么好猜的东西？ After all the present reason reason is experienced, she has not been that delivered the root Alvis candy cane to be able past the happy for a long time cherub...... 毕竟现在的缘缘见多识广,她早已不是昔日那个送根阿尔维斯棒棒糖就能开心好久的小天使了…… The expensive gift does not have the means to deliver to act, but must be the new gift. 昂贵的礼物没办法送出手,还得是充满新意的礼物。 This seems not my unimaginative Sir can ponder conclusion that draws. 这似乎并不是我这个缺乏想象力的大人能够思考得出的结论。 At this time inquired that perhaps some same age children had the effect, can know that they wanted anything. 这个时候询问一些同龄孩子或许更有效果,能知道她们到底想要什么。 Therefore has and summer Yuantie while the forest the turning point, Mei side found sharing a table Yue Xinyi who the forest had. 于是趁着林有兮和夏缘贴贴的契机,梅方找到了林有兮的同桌岳欣怡。 „Yue Xinyi, I asked your matter.” “岳欣怡,我问你个事。” „Team leader Mei, are you look unexpectedly my?” “梅组长,你居然是找我的？” Yue Xinyi feels very happy, because of the ordinary day side never how bird she. 岳欣怡感到很开心,因为平日里梅方从来不怎么鸟她。 Since he looks is not the class leader forest has, that definitely asked that has the related issue with the forest. 而且既然他找的不是班长林有兮,那肯定是就是问跟林有兮有关的问题。 Has been able to prepare to pour into the glucose crazily! 已经可以准备疯狂注入葡萄糖了！ „Team leader Mei of big rare aloof will ask me to talk today! You asked that asked that you asked anything, I answered anything!” “难得高冷的梅大组长今天会找我谈话！你问吧问吧,伱问什么,我答什么！” „This best...... you saying that the good friend celebrates a birthday, giving what birthday present will be quite special.” “这样最好了……你说,好朋友过生日,送什么生日礼物会比较特别呀。” Gives the birthday present of class leader! 是送给班长的生日礼物！ ( Note: Schoolmate Yue Xinyi and forest had sat quick one year of classmate, by the present has not known when the forest had celebrates a birthday.) (备注:岳欣怡同学和林有兮坐了快一年的同桌,到现在还不知道林有兮什么时候过生日。) Yue Xinyi suppresses in the heart to knock the primitive impulsion of sugar crazily, immediately coughed pretentiously several: „Homogeneity or opposite sex?” 岳欣怡强忍住心中疯狂磕糖的原始冲动,当即还是装模作样地咳嗽了几声:“同性还是异性？” „Un...... opposite sex.” “嗯……异性。” Yue Xinyi feels the throat immediately sweetly one. 岳欣怡顿时感觉喉头一甜。 „, That and that! Before that has given her the gift?” “咳咳,那、那！那之前有送过她礼物吗？” Mei side nods, „this/should delivering has delivered, now is thinking some unconventional birthday presents.” 梅方点点头,“该送的都送过了,现在就在想一些别出心裁的生日礼物。” ! 啊！ This delivering has delivered one! 该送的都送过一遍了！ Yue Xinyi felt oneself jumped in endless wind-drift sand that is built by the hard sugar, this no industry saccharine taste natural purely, is the friends from childhood unique beautiful greasy place! 岳欣怡感觉自己跳进了一个由砂糖堆砌的无尽流沙,这毫无工业糖精口感的天然纯粹,正是青梅竹马独特的美腻之处！ „Hey, are you all right? Probably had a fever was the same.” “喂,你没事吧？像是发烧了一样。” Yue Xinyi listens to shake the head hastily crazily, „I and I am helping you think the idea! Your meaning is, can't the common birthday present satisfy your friend?” 岳欣怡听完连忙疯狂摇头,“我、我在帮你想主意！你的意思是,寻常的生日礼物已经不能满足你那个朋友了是吗？” „Right, she said that junior middle school, must give the different birthday present to accept.” “对啊,她说上初中了,要送点不一样的生日礼物才可以接受。” „Oh” “哇喔” Yue Xinyi covers the mouth diligently not by Mei side who oneself mother's married sister smiles to scare seeks for advice modestly, having, if comes back that is not easy to do. 岳欣怡掩嘴努力不让自己的姨母笑吓坏虚心求教的梅方,有兮要是回来那可不好办了。 Therefore Coach Yue Xinyi hurried to inquire before a plum side, has given the gift, and conducted the pointed tactical analysis: 于是岳欣怡教练赶紧询问了一遍梅方之前送过的礼物,并进行了针对性的战术分析: „You give her birthday present to buy each time in the market? Such being the case...... can this time try to make a birthday present personally to her? Such hand did most can represent you to her sincerity, enough specially! For example folds one box of small star to give this......” “你每次送她的生日礼物都是在商场买回来的吗？既然如此……这次可以试着亲手做一件生日礼物给她哦？这样的手作最能代表你对她的真心了,也足够特别！比如叠一盒小星星送给她这样……” „So that's how it is, listened to reason......” “原来如此,受教了……” Mei side has previously been pondering to deliver anything, how neglecting to deliver is the key. 梅方此前一直在思考送什么,忽略了怎么送才是关键。 The handwork of reason reason does very well, she likes the cloth doll that sews some to love cute giving to Mei side to make the gift since childhood, for example the graduation present is an orange cerebellum axe, now also by plum side collection in drawer. 缘缘的手工做得很好,她从小就喜欢缝一些可可爱爱的布娃娃送给梅方作礼物,比如毕业礼物就是一只橘色的小脑斧,现在还被梅方珍藏在抽屉里。 As for folds the small star that Yue Xinyi said that in this age indeed is the idea of young girl heart, but before Mei side would remembers oneself sudden dies, in the rented room has looked at a piece: 至于岳欣怡说的叠小星星,在这个年代的确是很少女心的想法,但梅方总会想起自己猝死前在出租屋看过的一则段子: The boyfriends delivered one box of small star to the girlfriend, shut out the girlfriend of this gift to ask the best friend to taunt the boyfriend very together, finally the boyfriend falls the small star jar, pulls out a Maybach's car(riage) key from inside, tears to pieces the facial skin with the girlfriend at the scene, how regardless of the girlfriend implored urgently, how to curse own best friend, but they bid good-bye finally. 男友送了一盒小星星给女友,被十分嫌弃这份礼物的女友叫来闺蜜一起嘲讽男朋友,结果男友把小星星罐子摔掉,从里面掏出一把迈巴赫的车钥匙,当场和女友撕破脸皮,无论女友如何苦苦哀求,如何咒骂自己的闺蜜,但最后他们还是分了手。 Naturally our reason reason definitely is not such snobbishness girl, but Mei side thought that grips the small star always to think ordinary...... other that manual Mei side could not do, felt that will spend the time very tired appearance very much, is ok. 当然我们缘缘肯定不是这样势利眼的女孩,但梅方觉得扎小星星总觉得还是普通了点……另外那个手工梅方也做不来,感觉会很花时间很累的样子,还是算了。 Mei side went to the restroom to urinate with saw Zhang Ming, he stood behind Zhang Ming, is thinking deeply about better birthday present plan. 梅方去厕所撒尿遇了见张铭,他站在张铭后面,然后思索着更好的生日礼物方案。 First displays the intention hand to do is a good direction, but there is a star to be simpler the feasible plan...... 首先表现心意的手作是个不错的方向,但有没有扎星星更简单可行的方案呢…… Crossing a Zhang Ming was motionless, Mei Fangpai the shoulder that pats Zhang Ming, „can urinate, I and others for a long time.” 过了一阵张铭还是一动不动,梅方拍了拍张铭的肩膀,“尿得出来吗,我等好久了。” „Mei side, you feared that is the skull has the problem? The nearby has the position you not to urinate, must stand behind me on the pressure on me!” “梅方,你怕是脑壳有毛病吧？边上有位置你不尿,非要站我后面给我上压力！” „This is tempering your will, making you set level the mentality, is bold in facing all difficulties. Right, you old said to me before.” “这是在磨砺你的意志,让你放平心态,勇于面对一切困难。对了,你以前老这么对我说。” „When I have done you like this!” “我什么时候这样搞过你了！” „Ancestors.” “上辈子。” Mei side is actually a narrow-mindedness. 梅方其实是个小心眼。 „Good...... to talk nonsense only, goes.” “好了好了……净胡说八道,快滚。” Possibly grips the small star is quite credible...... 可能还是扎小星星比较靠谱点…… When the plum side comes out from the restroom, happen to meets Peng Xuekao close to staircase the corridor nearby and friends chats, after she finds the plum side, then warm greeted with Mei side, runs over toward Mei Fangxiao. 梅方从厕所出来时,正好遇见彭雪靠在接近楼梯的走廊边上和朋友们闲聊,她瞧见梅方后,便热情同梅方打招呼,朝梅方小跑了过来。 Sees only her to join hands behind the back, the body also routinely collected, on the face full is curious: 只见她背着手,身体也习惯性地凑了过来,脸上满是好奇: „Mei side, the reason reason celebrates a birthday, what gift do you plan to give? Can disclose ahead of time to me?” “梅方,缘缘过生日,你打算送什么礼物呀？可以提前透露给我吗？” Mei side has doubts saying that „you asked suddenly this doing, did you also buy the gift to deliver the reason reason?” 梅方疑惑道,“你突然问这个干嘛,你也买了礼物送缘缘？” „Reason reason makes me not need to deliver, but insisted saying that the gift words...... I had the reason reason to go to illuminate the photo booth together, the reason reason illuminated the ultra card he/she, do you want to take a look?” “缘缘让我不用送,但硬要说礼物的话……我带缘缘一起去照了大头贴,缘缘照得超卡哇伊哦,你想不想看看？” This Peng Xue, has our reason reason to play everywhere...... 这个彭雪,又带着我们缘缘到处玩…… Mei side thinks, „you do bring on the body?” 梅方想了想,“你在身上带着吗？” Peng Xue nods, „I bring certainly. However, you must tell me you to plan that gives what birthday present to be good.” 彭雪点点头,“我当然带着。不过,你得告诉我你打算送什么生日礼物才行。” „Is the birthday present that therefore you give to me how interested?” “所以你对我送的生日礼物怎么这么感兴趣？” „Yeah, actually others do not think......” “哎,其实人家也不想的啦……” Peng Xue was saying starts to pull up the hair curly hair silk, „is the reason reason has shown off with me, her Albanian this time will give a giant pleasantly surprised gift to her, you might as well first tell me, I have a look at her to be disappointed, if feels the incorrect words, I can also help you offer advice, looked that I sympathize!” 彭雪说着又开始撩头发卷发丝,“就是缘缘一直跟我炫耀,她的阿方这次会给她送一个巨大的惊喜礼物,你不如先告诉我,我看看她会不会失望,如果感觉不行的话,我还可以帮你出出主意,看我多体贴！” „Eh, my gift does not facilitate the demonstration, does not need you to worry.” “额,我的礼物不方便展示,不用你操心。” The plum side is very at heart clear, if told Peng Xue the small star plan, before her perhaps at the scene incarnation, in that piece female Lord dog best friend, kept ridiculing itself. 梅方心里很清楚,要是把小星星方案告诉彭雪,她也许会当场化身之前那个段子里女主的狗闺蜜,不停地嘲笑自己。 „Good! Those words did I tell the reason reason not to relate a moment ago? The small toy horse plum side of reason reason must give reason reason ‚inconvenient demonstration’ the mysterious big ritual...... I first remember......” “好的！刚才那句话我告诉缘缘也没关系吗？缘缘的小竹马梅方要送给缘缘‘不便展示’的神秘大礼……我先记下来……” „Best not to do the matter I to say to you to me!” “你最好别给我搞事我给你讲！” „I take a note, ominous anything is ominous......” Peng Xuedu the mouth, helpless put down the written records. “我就记个笔记而已,凶什么凶嘛……”彭雪嘟着嘴,无奈放下了纸笔。 Mei Fangzheng plans and Peng Xue emphasized importance that several do not speak blindly, suddenly glimpse the corridor to 8 classes of windows presented a swift and fierce vision, goes beyond compared with his teacher in charge Li type soldier. 梅方正打算和彭雪多强调几句不要瞎说话的重要性,忽然瞥见走廊正对着的八班窗户内出现了一道凌厉的目光,比起他的班主任李式兵也有过之而无不及。 „Looked that the reason reason saw we said intimate conversation...... cannot make her be jealous again.” “看来缘缘看到咱们说悄悄话啦……不能再让她吃醋了。” Peng Xuechong side spits the tongue, the racket Mei side the shoulder, „in brief, you put best into it, Schoolmate Mei side, do not disappoint our reason reason.” 彭雪冲梅方吐了吐舌头,拍拍梅方的肩膀,“总之,你好自为之啦,梅方同学,不要让我们缘缘失望哦。” This is the retribution! 这就是报应吗！ I just gave Zhang Ming to finish attending the pressure in the restroom, turns the head to be finished attending the pressure by Peng Xuezhua only. 我刚给张铭在厕所上完压力,转头就被彭雪抓单上完压力。 Then also sat the reason reason in class catches with Peng Xue chats, by reason reason in a wave of pressure. 然后还被坐在班上的缘缘抓到和彭雪聊天,又被缘缘上了一波压力。 Hū...... 呼…… The plum side deeply sighed. 梅方深深叹了口气。 It seems like that this time does not put out my Mei side as the real skill of rebirth, it is estimated that does not have the means to end...... 看来,这次不拿出我梅方作为重生者的真本事,估计是没办法收场的了…… ( This chapter ends) (本章完)