Chapter 1 20 years ago starts the rebirth? 第1章从20年前开始重生？ Since record, Mei side never side passed/lived like today. 自从记事以来,梅方从来没像今天这样方过。 Others' rebirth passes through the story obviously in the college entrance examination ended that golden summer, why turned into the kindergarten to my! 别人的重生穿越故事明明都是在高考结束时那个金色的夏日,为啥到我这就变成了幼儿园啊！ This is not 20 years ago! 这不就是20年前了吗！ Moreover just waking up Mei side discovered oneself take an afternoon nap wets the bed, is forced to scour the body in front of the children. 而且刚醒来梅方就发现自己睡午觉的时候尿了床,被迫在小朋友们面前擦洗身子。 This matter has truly happened in the kindergarten, is Mei side a childhood shadow, but crossed after all so many years, the memory only then the fuzzy fragment, had no psychological burden. 这件事确实在幼儿园发生过,也算是梅方的一段童年阴影,不过毕竟过了这么多年,记忆只有点模糊的残片,原本也没什么心理负担。 But arrives to participate in the experience like, but also was surrounded by so many children, sentences simply publicly! 但像这样亲临过去参与体验,还被那么多小孩子围观,简直就是公开处刑！ The teacher original intention wants to make side remember this lesson, but this also too affected the physical and moral integrity development of oneself this future motherland flowers! It is fortunate that is 20 years ago...... 老师本意是想让梅方记住这个教训,但是这也太影响自己这个未来祖国花朵的身心健康发展了吧！得亏是20年前…… Plum side is scrubbing the body bitterly, while clears off the current condition, in brief comes across the matter to don't be upset, smiles facing defeating it! 梅方一边辛酸地擦着身子,一边理清当前的状况,总而言之遇到事情不要慌,微笑面对战胜它！ In 2002...... this was at the beginning of the 21 st century golden age! 2002年啊……这可是21世纪伊始的黄金年代！ In 2002, this time Heavenly Dynasty just acceded to the world trade, prepared to become in the globalized market the most important industrial workshop of the world ; 2002年,此时的天朝刚刚加入世贸,准备成为全球化市场里最重要的一个世界工厂; In 2002, in the system the work casual house allocation, the house price was also cheap, hardly needs too to buy diligently ; 2002年,体制内工作随便分房,房价也便宜得要命,几乎不需要太努力就可以买到; In 2002, the Internet was on the rise, three giants rapidly are rising, the Bitcoin myth was fantasy story that has not presented ; 2002年,互联网方兴未艾,三巨头正在迅速崛起,比特币神话还是一段尚未出现的天方夜谭; In 2002, Chinese musical world golden tune was unceasing, future Son of Heaven Alan promoted his third recording «X Degrees Space», since «Island Copper Box» «Tiger Leg» and other golden tunes still sang. 2002年,华语乐坛金曲不断,未来的天王阿伦才推出了他的第三支唱片《X度空间》,其中《全岛铜盒》《虎腿》等金曲依然传唱至今。 Although this rebirth node must have those oddness early, but will at least have the goal in the future. 虽然这个重生节点早得有那么些离谱,但至少未来有了奔头。 Ancestors he to make money by how much air/Qi, to sudden death finally is still working overtime to catch up with the plan to the company. 上辈子他为了挣钱受了多少气,到猝死的最后还在给公司加班赶方案。 But this whole life can not serve as the beast of burden finally! 但这辈子终于可以不用做牛马了！ „Please sit down!” “请坐好！” „Sat!” “坐好了！” „Mei side! Your buttocks sit positively! What are you laughing foolishly? Wetting the bed you was very self-satisfied? you really should attend class with the bottom class in kindergarten children together.” “梅方！你屁股坐正！你在傻笑什么啊？尿床了你还很得意是吧？伱真该跟小班孩子一起上课。” „......” “……” In children's laughter, Mei side is loathing studies other children to be the same, both hands hand over the request to fold before the small table, droops the head to listen to the teacher to teach. 在小朋友们的哄笑声中,梅方极不情愿地学着其它小朋友一样,双手交托叠在小桌子前,耷拉着脑袋听老师讲课。 „Back is stiff!” “背挺直！” „Knew.” “知道了。” Un...... 嗯…… Mei side looks all around, almost no face shouted obtains the name. 梅方环顾四周,几乎没有一张脸是喊得出名字的。 Before his present memory and sudden death, almost not different, the matter about kindergarten he naturally does not have the impression. 他现在的记忆和猝死前几乎无异,关于幼儿园的事情他当然没印象。 Boiled time and other teachers to have the matter to have a classroom, the children of their kindergarten classes for six and seven year olds started to play respectively various, after all also stayed for several years in the kindergarten, was harmonious. 熬着时间等老师有事出了趟教室,他们这个大班的孩子就开始各玩各的,毕竟也在幼儿园待了几年,彼此之间还算和谐。 Mei side lies on the table at this time is in a daze, at this time sat on the side of him a dumpling girl dug up Mei side the arm, and talked to him low voice. 梅方此时趴在桌子上发呆,这时坐在他一边的团子头女孩扒了扒梅方的胳膊,并向他小声搭话。 „Mei side, doesn't matter, wetting the bed is not the disgraced matter, my mother said that I also always wet the bed in childhood, does not need is too sad.” “梅方,没关系哦,尿床也不是什么丢人的事情,我妈妈说我小时候也老尿床,不必太难过。” Five -year-old little friend also had in childhood this view...... 五岁小朋友也有小时候这种说法吗…… Mei side cannot help laughing, „I may not have sadly.” 梅方不禁哑然失笑,“我可没难过。” Was saying he could not bear sized up girl several eyes, she has white and tender cheeks and bright and intelligent big eye. 说着他忍不住多打量了女孩几眼,她有着一张白嫩嫩的脸颊和水汪汪的大眼睛。 Her eyelash is especially long, smiles also a little meat toot toot the small dimple, when mouth speech is also honk gets up, therefore the girl spoke to speak in an infantile tone of voice, was somewhat lovable. 她睫毛尤其长,笑起来还有点肉嘟嘟的小酒窝,嘴巴说话时也是嘟起来的,所以女孩说话奶声奶气,有些可爱。 If in 2022, that certainly is the child star net red rank small cute, growing up is not difficult to see where goes. 如果在2022年,那一定是童星网红级别的小可爱,长大了也不会难看到哪里去。 A dumpling girl has not avoided Mei side the line of sight, her water used tearful big eye is also staring at Mei side. 团子头女孩没有回避梅方的视线,她也用水汪汪的大眼睛凝视着梅方。 The plum side somewhat cannot stretch, does not shoot a look at voluntarily goes excessively. 梅方有些绷不住,不自觉地瞥过头去。 „, I won!” The girl was very happy. “耶,我赢了！”女孩很高兴。 „Weak.” “幼稚。” Who is playing the game with you...... 谁在跟你玩游戏啊…… Mei Fangzheng is thinking deeply about the future plan, the girl starts to dig up the arm of Lamey side, this makes side feel very agitated, „plays at the same time, how to be always entangling me, is bothersome?” 梅方正思索着未来的计划,女孩又开始扒拉梅方的胳膊,这让梅方感到十分烦躁,“一边玩去,怎么老缠着我,烦不烦？” Mei side the words as if deeply attacked the girl, before long her eye socket then started flood red. 梅方的话语似乎深深打击到了女孩,不一会儿她的眼眶便开始泛红。 Her tears seemed like the bead of line, crash-bang flowed. 紧接着,她的眼泪像是断了线的珠子,哗啦啦地流。 „Why is not willing to play...... me not saying that with me suddenly your malicious remarks............ have not laughed at you to wet the bed...... do not play with me wū wū......” “为什么突然不愿意跟我玩了……我没有说你坏话……呜……也没有笑你尿床……别不和我玩呜呜……” A dumpling girl rubs the eye wū wū to keep, then supine Tianchang cries, as if received the huge grievance, causes surrounding of surrounding many children. 团子头女孩揉着眼睛呜呜个不停,接着便仰天长哭,仿佛受了天大的委屈,引起周围诸多小朋友的围观。 I and she in kindergarten relations very? 我和她在幼儿园关系很好吗？ „Okay good, hadn't said, I made a mistake I to make a mistake......” “好好好,没有说没有说,我错了我错了……” Mei side has not expected this girl is slightly cries to wrap, is planning to go forward to comfort time, other children start to create a disturbance: „Mei side cries summer Yuannong, Mei side cries summer Yuannong, we ask the teacher to complain!” 梅方没料到这丫头是个小哭包,正打算上前安慰的时候,其它的小朋友们又开始起哄:“梅方把夏缘弄哭啦,梅方把夏缘弄哭啦,我们去找老师告状！” „Yeah I am not, I do not have!” “哎我不是,我没有啊！” Mei side looks that several calumniating somebody to superiors busybodies slip away the classroom, plum side side this little loli named summer reason still keep crying. 梅方看着几个打小报告的好事之徒溜出教室,梅方身边这个叫做夏缘的小萝莉依然哭个不停。 Inevitab Mei side walks up, is patting summer Yuan the shoulder gently, comforts her to say in a soft voice: 无可奈何的梅方走上前去,轻轻拍着夏缘的肩膀,轻声安抚她道: „I had not said that does not play with you, do not cry good? I will buy for you tomorrow...... buy the candy cane to eat!” “我没说不跟你玩呀,你不要哭了好不好？我明天给你买……买棒棒糖吃！” summer Yuan the weeping sound stops suddenly, but somewhat sobs. 夏缘的哭声戛然而止,但还是有些抽噎。 „Really...... real? Belch!” “真……真的吗？嗝！” „Really! Compared with pearl also.” “真！比珍珠还真。” The little friend of this age has eaten between -meal snack are few, is very good to coax. 这个年代的小朋友吃过的零食少,还是很好哄的。 Sees only Mei side to put out a hand, only turns upwards a pinky, „you , if not believe that we do go back on one's word the agreement to be good?” 只见梅方伸出手,只翘起一根小拇指,“你如果不信的话,咱们拉勾约定好不好？” Facing the invitation of plum side, summer Yuanwai the head performance is puzzled. 面对梅方的邀请,夏缘歪着脑袋表现不解。 At this time should be popular was right...... 这个时候应该流行了才对吧…… Mei side the putting out a hand check entangles about summer Yuan the small finger to shake gently, suddenly had an inexplicable guilty conscience, he is a little embarrassed. 梅方伸手勾缠着夏缘的小指头左右轻轻晃悠,忽然产生了一种莫名的负罪感,他有点不好意思。 „Is that...... goes back on one's word to hang oneself, 100 years, cannot change!” “就是那个那个……拉勾上吊,一百年,不许变！” „100 years...... cannot change......” “一百年……不许变……” summer Yuan follows Mei side to shout together the lively nursery rhymes, the mood also returns to normal slowly. 夏缘跟着梅方一起喊着轻快的童谣,心情也慢慢平复起来。 But at this moment, Mei side felt that behind was hit ruthlessly, his has not come to a stop, fell a face to hit the ground head first at the scene. 而就在这时,梅方感觉身后被狠狠撞了一下,他一个没站稳,当场摔了个脸扑地。 The one who hits Mei side is a short hair young girl of watermelon head, after she shoves open the plum side, ran up to the crowd. 撞开梅方的是一名西瓜头的短发少女,她推开梅方后就跑到人群里去了。 Is imperfect in this age many facilities, the county city kindergarten or the cement floor, Mei Fangzhi thinks that a nose bitterness, after setting out, immediately the nosebleed class/flow continues. 在这个年代很多设施都不完善,县城幼儿园还是水泥地板,梅方只觉鼻子一阵酸涩,起身后立刻鼻血流不止。 Mei side who flows the nosebleed scared the children on the scene, everyone encircles examination, these also include carried off summer Yuan, in the look full is concerned, „how I help...... mother teach me to stop the nosebleed, you are supine......” 流鼻血的梅方吓坏了在场的小朋友们,大家都围过来查看情况,这其中也包括被拉走的夏缘,眼神里满是关切,“我来帮忙吧……妈妈教过我怎么止鼻血,你把头仰着……” Raising head to stop the nosebleed is not probably right! 仰着头止鼻血好像不对吧！ But summer Yuan holds Mei side the head gently, making him hold up the head, then gets wet to whip Mei side the latter nape of the neck, Mei side was feeling that somewhat enjoys has not complained. 但夏缘轻轻托着梅方的脑袋,让他昂起头来,然后沾水拍打着梅方的后脖颈,梅方感觉有些享受就没吐槽。 When the teacher catches up, received summer Yuanti Mei side to continue to process the condition, processing could not have borne while complained: 等到老师赶来,接过夏缘替梅方继续处理状况,一边处理还忍不住一边抱怨: „Mei side, how always you make the noise, stops needlessly......” “梅方,怎么老是你闹动静,也不消停下……” At this time had the little friend to come out for Mei side to speak, „I saw, is he who the forest had pushes!” 这时有小朋友出来为梅方说话,“我看到了,是林有兮推的他！” „Forest has! You are injuring someone.” “林有兮！你又在害人。” Does the forest have? 林有兮？ This name...... is a little probably familiar...... 这个名字……好像有点熟悉…… Mei side looks that the teacher standing has to clutch in summer Yuan behind watermelon short hair girl forest, the forest has calmly stands before the teacher, lowered the head anything not to say. 梅方看着老师把站在夏缘身后的西瓜头短发女孩林有兮揪出来,林有兮静静地站在老师面前,低着头啥也不说。 Her clothes are dirty, looks somewhat sloppy, is a wild girl. 她的衣服脏兮兮的,看上去有些邋遢,是个野丫头。 „Is you pushes?” “是你推的吗？” The forest has nods. 林有兮点点头。 „Why pushes Mei side?” “为什么推梅方啊？” The forest has does not respond the teacher, but lowers the head, felt that is not quite a little good to exchange. 林有兮不搭理老师,只是低着头,感觉有点不太好交流。 The forest has...... the forest to have...... 林有兮……林有兮…… The vivid outline that in the plum side mind, the forest has is gradually clear. 梅方脑海里,林有兮的形象轮廓逐渐清晰。 However he does not have the means and front this uncouthly girl relates- 但是他怎么也没办法和面前这个粗鲁的丫头联系起来- The forest has...... this is not high school that year to year the school first, the name of super female study tyrant? 林有兮……这不是高中那个常年全校第一的,超级女学霸的名字吗？ Originally she and I unexpectedly are the kindergarten schoolmate! 原来她和我竟是幼儿园同学咩！ This is Cao Manjun in the first book that mother writes, if some suggestions hope that everyone says much! Moreover for these days was unable to send the commentary, Cao Manjun first a day one, behind will evolve beast two spicy! 这是曹瞒君在点娘写的第一本书,如果有建议希望大家多多提出来哦！另外这几天还不能发评论,曹瞒君先一天一更,后面会进化成两更兽辣！ The title page from the NOVELAI manufacture, may ask me to want incantation production ~ 封面来自NOVELAI制作,可找我要咒语生成~ ( This chapter ends) (本章完)