„DDD, warning, warning!” “滴滴滴,警报,警报！” „Confirmed the dangerous factor response!” “确认到危险因子反应！” Arrives at the association headquarters front door time, in the loudspeaker broadcast such sound suddenly. 走到协会总部大门的时候,扩音器里忽然传来了这样的声音。 Saitama has a head wet from the fog looks at Hero Association to shut tightly the front door that: „What probably detected, what is this?” 埼玉满头雾水的看着英雄协会紧闭的大门:“好像测出了什么,这是什么啊？” „Should be the metal detector and so on......” “应该是金属探测器之类的……” Follows to compare to see the world in Saitama behind black essence obviously: „These bury the iron wire clothes rack in ruins have shattering flat-bottomed pan anything, discarded should be good.” 跟在埼玉身后的黑精显然比较见过世面:“那些埋在废墟里的铁丝衣架还有坏掉的平底锅什么的,都扔掉应该就好了吧。” „No, but can also use.” “不,还能用啊。” Saitama beckons with the hand again and again, looked at a while front door, discovered that does not seem like the appearance that prepares to open the door, can only , helpless scratches the head: „Where possibly shattered, this electronic product was easy the small problem......” 埼玉连连摆手,紧接着看了一会儿大门,发现好像不准备开门的样子,只能无奈挠头:“可能是哪里坏掉了吧,这种电子制品就是容易出小毛病呢……” „Ok.” “算了。” Saitama retrocedes two steps, cancelled the finger toward the black essence and Burge, the black essence and Burge were attracted the palm of Saitama by an inexplicable suction suddenly! 埼玉后退两步,朝着黑精和波奇勾了勾手指,紧接着黑精和波奇忽然就被一股莫名的吸力吸到了埼玉的手心！ The black essence had not responded that is what situation, suddenly a feeling body acceleration! 黑精还没反应过来是什么情况,忽然感觉身体一个加速！ Unexpectedly flew to ascend the sky! 居然飞上天了！ „Oh oh oh!?” “唉唉唉唉唉唉唉！？” The black essence is startled, looks up a face salt fish Saitama: „Master you do not have the wing obviously, unexpectedly can fly?” 黑精大吃一惊,抬头看着一脸咸鱼的埼玉:“老爷你明明没有翅膀,居然会飞的吗？” „Wú?” “唔？” Saitama has gotten back one's composure, lowers the head saying: „......, Looked at one on the learned, understands that principle words, was actually not the difficult matter.” 埼玉回过神,低头说道:“……嗯,看一眼就学会了,明白原理的话,其实不是多难的事情。” ...... 哦…… Really fearful! 真是可怕呢！ The black essence does not dare to speak, thought that perhaps bald of this Hero Association highest strength is with dragon scroll same superpower. 黑精没敢说话,心想或许这个英雄协会最高战力的秃头是个和龙卷一样的超能力者。 After can beat to awaken unilaterally the hungry wolf. 能够单方面殴打觉醒后的饿狼。 At least needs in more than ten times compared with dragon volume...... 至少要比龙卷强上十几倍吧…… Hū...... 呼…… Can entangle him, really walked transports/fortunes greatly! 能缠上他,真是走大运了啊自己！ ...... …… But shortly after Saitama flew away, armed the robot to clash from Hero Association this. 而就在埼玉飞走后没多久,一只武装机器人从英雄协会本部里冲了出来。 However after cannot seek for the target, drew back. 不过在四下寻找不到目标后,又退了回去。 ...... …… After going home . 回到家后。 Saitama opens the door, first saw KING that helps look after the house. 埼玉推开门,第一眼就看见了正在帮忙看家的KING。 „. Saitama came back.” “哦。埼玉氏回来了。” The KING station, saw the black essence and Burge who on Saitama grabbed: „Oh?...... That on Saitama your hand, I have seen before probably......” KING站了起来,紧接着又看见埼玉手上抓着的黑精和波奇:“唉？……埼玉氏你手上的那个,我好像在之前看见过……” K...... KING!? K……KING！？ The black essence hears this sound, almost frightens is frightened out of one's wits! 黑精听到这个声音,几乎吓得魂飞魄散！ Difficult...... here is the Hero Association headquarters!? 难……难道说这里是英雄协会总部！？ Oh no! 糟糕！ Beforehand has not thought of this situation! 事先可没想到这种情况啊！ If made KING recognize itself, that without a doubt by KING class/flow Qigong deep meaning- purgatory unparalleled combustion heat fluctuation artillery instantaneous second killed! 如果让KING认出了自己,那毫无疑问自己会被KING流气功奥义-炼狱无双爆热波动炮瞬间秒杀！ Big crisis! 大危机！ Even when is strongest and tramp kings, the natural water and big sharp eyes four dragon level cadres cannot stand off the KING imposing manner together, let alone present and Burge of downsizing? 就算是最强时的自己和流浪汉帝王、天然水、大炯眼四名龙级干部一起也敌不过KING的气势,更何况现在的自己和缩小化的波奇？ Don't be upset! 不要慌！ This is tests my adapting to changing circumstances ability the time! 这正是考验我临机应变能力的时候！ „Right!” “没错！” Black fine did not wait for KING to say the following words, at that time jumped from Saitama, very high-profile assumed a presenting posture: „I am at present the most popular funny artist, NTV, in the prime time broadcasts ‚spirit can the percentage hundred’ in small dimple act the leading role by me, please look, KING mulberry.” 黑精不等KING把后面的话说完,当时就从埼玉手里跳了下去,十分张扬的摆了个亮相的姿势:“我就是时下最流行的搞笑艺人,NTV在黄金时段播出的‘灵能百分百’里的小酒窝正是由我主演,请多关照,KING桑。” „...... Has this grade of program?” “……有这档节目吗？” KING looks at the black fine appearance, has three scar eyes as if to glitter the ominous light that feels the constriction, the emperor engine also resounds at the right moment: „I instead thought that you look like some cadre of beforehand odd person association......” KING看着黑精的样子,有着三道疤痕的眼睛仿佛闪烁着充满压迫感的凶光,帝王引擎也适时响起:“我反而觉得你更像之前怪人协会的某个干部……” Bad...... bad! 糟……糟糕！ Was seen through by KING completely! 完全被KING看穿了！ Black fine surface steady like old dog, is actually streaming with sweat. 黑精表面稳如老狗,其实早已汗流浃背。 Even if however were seen through , can only brace oneself to develop! 不过哪怕被看穿,也只能硬着头皮演下去了！ Thinks of here, the black essence looked at a nearby Saitama quietly, thought how, no matter KING thinks, so long as this bald believes me, KING should also not good and he gets angry right...... 想到这里,黑精悄悄看了一眼旁边的埼玉,心想不管KING怎么想,只要这个秃头相信我,KING也应该不好和他翻脸才对…… Since this...... 既然这样…… „Snort, that to prove me, it seems like can only put out my unique skill here......” “哼,那么为了证明我自己,看来只能在这里拿出我的绝活了呢……” The black essence does intentionally calmly self-confident smiled, scratched the nose: „This is I presses the bottom the joke, I believe that so long as you look, to the status of my making laugh artist, should absolutely not be possible to suspect again, KING mulberry......” 黑精故作镇定的自信一笑,擦了擦鼻子:“这可是我压箱底的笑话,我相信只要你看完,对我搞笑艺人的身份,应该就绝对不可能再有怀疑了,KING桑……” KING once also association a person in Hero Association and frontal battlefield of odd person selected four dragon level cadres only, the black essence was also certainly one of them. KING曾经也在英雄协会和怪人协会的正面战场上一人单挑四个龙级干部,黑精当然也在其中。 Although looks like very much, but KING remembers, the cadre of that odd person association, should be killed by the hungry wolf was right. 虽然很像,但KING记得,那个怪人协会的干部,应该是被饿狼杀了才对。 Therefore looks like odd person association cadre the status of unidentified lifeform to be not quite definite to this at present very much. 所以对眼前这个很像怪人协会干部的不明生物的身份不太确定。 However suddenly heard the black essence saying that must prove itself, KING also on half believing and half doubting sat, looks at the black essence with Saitama, waited for him to press the bottom the joke. 不过突然听见黑精说要证明自己,KING也就将信将疑的坐下来,和埼玉一起看着黑精,等着他压箱底的笑话。 „Since the master and KING equipped, then I started!” “既然老爷和KING桑都装备好了,那么我就开始了！” Inspires black profoundly. 黑精深吸了一口气。 Then the right hand lifts, grabs the antenna of top of the head, the expression is rampant: 然后右手抬起,抓着自己头顶的触角,表情嚣张: „Do not give to think of as worthless me, Uncle.” “别把我给看扁了啊,大叔。” ...... …… Saitama: „......” 埼玉:“……” KING: „......” KING:“……” After crossing for a long time,...... 过了好久以后…… KING asked toward Saitama low voice: „...... It is popular at present this joke beyond comprehension?” KING小声朝着埼玉问道:“……时下很流行这种让人费解的笑话吗？” „No, I fully did not know about the tidal current.” “不,我对潮流完全不了解。” Saitama beckons with the hand, knits the brows toward the black essence: „Looked no matter how, this joke is not funny.” 埼玉摆摆手,朝着黑精皱眉道:“不过不管怎么看,这个笑话一点也不好笑吧。” The black essence sighed, desolate of face: „Therefore later I was dismissed.” 黑精叹了口气,一脸的落寞:“所以之后我就被辞退了。” After saying, the black essence lowers the head, is sizing up Saitama and KING with the vision quietly. 说完以后,黑精低着头,悄悄用目光打量着埼玉和KING。 Heartbeat bang bang quick. 心跳砰砰快。 Does not know can own this excuse make them trust itself. 不知道自己这番说辞能不能让他们信任自己。 However, perhaps is the divine intervention. 不过,或许是天意。 At this moment, the surface in Hero Association trim region, suddenly strenuous vibration! 就在这时,英雄协会整片区域的地表,突然剧烈震动起来！ Saitama raised the head: „, Earthquake?” 埼玉抬头:“啊,地震吗？” KING originally subconscious wants to hide under the table seeks asylum, but immediately, Hero Association issued KING communication to shine, inside broadcast the voice of association high-level cadre. KING原本下意识的想躲在桌子底下避难,不过马上,英雄协会发给KING的通讯器亮了起来,里面传来协会高层干部的声音。 „Hey!? Is Mr. KING!?” “喂！？是KING先生吗！？” „It is not good! Miss dragon scroll is angry in the underground laboratory of association suddenly, the superpower wave caused a large area of destruction!” “不好了！龙卷小姐在协会的地下研究室突然生气,超能力波引起了大面积的破坏！” „Other S levels could not count on!” “其他的S级指望不上！” „Now can only ask Mr. KING you to stop Miss dragon scroll!” “现在只能拜托KING先生您来制止龙卷小姐了啊！” ...... …… „, It is not the earthquake.” “啊,原来不是地震啊。” After KING hear, hangs up the telephone to say toward Saitama hastily: „Can ask Saitama?” KING听完以后,连忙挂断电话朝着埼玉说道:“能拜托埼玉氏吗？” „Does not have the issue.” “没问题。” Saitama gave the OK hand signal, had/left the door: „...... Sorry, although looked for the time being, but previous time was bad taking advantage of your mechanical games, the collapsed house pressed is split up......” 埼玉比了个OK的手势,出了房门:“……不过真是抱歉,虽然姑且找了回来,不过上次借你的游戏机坏了呢,被倒塌的房子压得四分五裂……” KING gawked: „......, Do not care, that are not related.” KING楞了一下:“……啊,不要在意啦,那个没关系。” „Right!? You are really good, KING!” “是吗！？你人真好啊,KING！” Saitama flushed without delay, soon did not have the shadow, only leaves behind the echo: „I go to stop immediately chaotic!” 埼玉二话不说就冲了出去,很快没了影子,只留下回音:“我马上去把混乱制止！” KING certainly believes the ability of Saitama before that first goes to the open area to seek asylum. KING当然相信埼玉的能力不过在那之前,还是先去空地上避难吧。 Therefore when KING rushes to outside open area hurriedly, the side only had him and black essence and Burge...... 于是当KING匆匆忙忙赶到外面空地的时候,身边就只剩下他和黑精、波奇了…… When KING looked at dark eyes essence carefully, the discovery black essence is also actually visiting him carefully. 而当KING小心看了一眼黑精的时候,却发现黑精也在小心的看着他。 „Coughs......” “咳……” KING coughs lightly, does intentionally callously looks at the black essence with the split vision: „Regardless of you are the cadre of odd person association, this time, later lived in peace with each other for the time being even, I do not act, agreement?” KING轻咳一声,故作冷酷的用余光看着黑精:“不论你是不是怪人协会的干部,这次姑且就算了,以后相安无事的话,我就不出手,同意吗？” The black fine nod such as mashes up garlic: „Agreement!” 黑精点头如捣蒜:“同意！” The words saying. 话说完。 KING and black essence both relax. KING和黑精双双松了一口气。 Is really in luck. 真走运。 Was almost killed...... 差点就被干掉了……