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#68: Doing accounts


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068 does accounts 068算账 fuck off!” 滚犊子!” Li Fan almost Huang Lei trampling! 李凡差点把黄磊给踹出去! „Do you work as here are artillery room? On your my this background, do three days must be struck hard, know?” “你当这里是炮房啊?就你我这背景,三天就得被严打喽,知道吗?” Li Fan stared Huang Lei one maliciously, the heart said that this fellow is not reasonable! 李凡狠狠瞪了黄磊一眼,心说这个家伙太不靠谱了! Right of Big Brother lesson, was I am inconsiderate.” 大哥教训的对,是我考虑不周了。” Huang Lei tears off itself on that extremely fat Daoist robe, reveals inside washing some shirts of blanch to match the jeans, while self- introspection, what hits artillery anything was too dangerous!” 黄磊一边扯掉自己身上那臃肿的道袍,露出里面有些洗的发白的汗衫配牛仔裤,一边自我反省,“打炮什么的是太危险了!” Has remembered, Lei'zi, in the West, billiard is a graceful gentleman movement.” “记住了,磊子,在西方,台球是一项优雅的绅士运动。” Li Fan reminded Huang Lei, do not think billiard that dirty?” 李凡提醒黄磊,“不要把台球想的那么污,好吗?” „, I understood! Big Brother is fierce, one has reminded me!” “哦哦,我懂了!还是大哥厉害,一下就点醒了我!” Huang Lei nods again and again, cannot hit the artillery in the billiard hall, vulgar! Moreover is unhealthy, not green!” 黄磊连连点头,“不能在台球厅打炮,低俗!而且不健康,不绿色!” Right, you want to be right.” “对,你这么想就对了。” The Li Fan heart said that is a promising young man. 李凡心说,孺子可教也。 Moreover hits billiard time does not have the means to hit the artillery!” “而且打台球的时候也没办法打炮!” Yes, you finally started to ponder.” “是的,你终于开始思考了。” Therefore...... Changed hits airplane then it will be alright!” “所以……改成打飞机就行了!” Huang Lei claps, makes foxnuts ask some little girls to come, does not need to do other, so long as hits billiard person more than one hour to add two ten Yuan, for their free lu one! Our slogans are hits billiard, while shoots the airplane, lets gentleman and movement perfect union!” 黄磊一拍手,“让鸡头们找些妞来,不用干别的,只要打台球的人一小时多加二十块钱,就为他们免费撸一管!我们的口号就是一边打台球,一边打飞机,让绅士和运动完美的结合起来!” In light of you fucker!” “结合你大爷!” A Li Fan foot tramples the ground Huang Lei, date blood mother! To father properly!” 李凡一脚把黄磊踹到地上,“日了血妈!给老子正经一点!” Big Brother, you look, your this pet phrase on non- environmental protection!” 大哥,你看,你这个口头禅就不环保!” Ok, later changes an environmental protection.” “行,以后改个环保的。” Saying of Li Fan air/Qi, date Doufu (tofu), have you been able to select the reasonable idea! Doesn't permit the billiard hall and any bad profession links together, OK?” 李凡气的说道,“日了豆腐,你丫能不能想点靠谱的主意!不准把台球厅和任何不良的行业连在一起,OK?” I may not incur really......” “那我可真没招了……” Huang Lei sighed, my this was long-drawn-out was saying, a moment ago almost asked that Big Brother looked for two to sell the ice good.” 黄磊叹了口气,“我这还悠着说的呢,刚才差点问大哥找俩卖冰的行不行。” fuck off!” 滚犊子!” Li Fan was mad happily, you must change to the nest of thieves to here! For fear that wasn't I grasped?” 李凡都气乐了,“你是要给我这里改成贼窝啊!生怕我不被人抓起来是吧?” Where can! Big Brother must be grasped, my this becomes the little brother may how entire!” “哪能啊!大哥要被抓起来,我这当小弟的可咋整!” Huang Lei beckons with the hand hastily, that Big Brother, what to do you said should! What to do you said me what to do!” 黄磊连忙摆摆手,“那大哥,你说该咋办!你说咋办我就咋办!” billiard definitely is invariable, here every day has the fixed income, I thought that can continue to do.” 台球肯定是不变,这里每天都有固定收入,我觉得可以继续搞下去。” Li Fan had some ideas, then you help me do the smoke sign, our country minor smokes. Our here except for the instant noodles, water and so on, gives them again the selling point smoke.” 李凡已经有了些想法,“然后你去帮我搞个烟牌,咱们国家不禁未成年人吸烟。咱们这里除了泡面啊,水之类的,再给他们卖点烟吧。” This should also be able to make a money, by the Huang Lei ability, does the smoke sign people should not be difficult. 这一项应该也能赚点钱,以黄磊的能力,搞到个烟牌应该也不会太困难。 Then plays specially.” “接着玩点特殊的吧。” Li Fan Hehe smiles, every day makes them do to hit does not have the meaning...... From the funds, puts out 2000 to come again.” 李凡嘿嘿一笑,“天天让他们干打也没意思……从经费里,再拿出2000来。” „? Big Brother, but can also do?” “啊?大哥,还要干嘛啊?” Huang Lei hears draws cash outward, a little loves dearly. 黄磊一听说往外拿钱,就有点心疼。 I must hold a league tournament.” “我要办个联赛。” Li Fan said that competition of GB code, first can obtain 1000 bonuses. Second is 500, third is 300.” 李凡说道,“国标的比赛,第一名可以得到1000块的奖金。第二名是500,第三名是300。” „Does that have 200?” “那还有200呢?” Buys the water.” “买水。” Li Fan said that each participant delivers one bottle of mineral water free.” 李凡说道,“每个参赛者免费送一瓶矿泉水。” We compensated!” “那咱们太赔了吧!” Compensates anything, everyone collects five Yuan registration fees.” “赔什么,每个人收五块钱的报名费。” Li Fan said own card in a hand, the good person who two here billiard hit are specially many, five Yuan for them, are not anything. in addition every hour of expense, proper is not a poor income.” 李凡说出了自己的底牌,“二中这边台球打的好的人特别多,五块钱对他们来说,不算什么。外加每个小时的费用,正经是一笔不菲的收入。” Big Brother...... You are experienced and careful......” 大哥……还是你老谋深算啊……” This called the commercial brains! After all changed external appearances only, needs to live it up lively, under publicizes the popularity.” “这叫商业头脑!毕竟改头换面了,需要热闹热闹,宣扬下人气。” Li Fan made a final decision with Huang Lei, two person bellies also hungry. 李凡黄磊敲定好了,两个人肚子也都饿了起来。 your mother's fucking cunt, dead old man also carried off instant noodles!” 马勒戈壁,死老头把泡面也都带走了!” Huang Lei wants to have a fit of temper, Li Fan pats his shoulder, was good, goes to the next door to buy two bowls of pans to come.” 黄磊又想发脾气,李凡一拍他的肩膀,“好了,去隔壁买两碗板面过来。” „The Big Brother temperament is good!” 大哥的脾气就是好!” The Huang Lei racket the buttocks have stood, and other I will move a Second Master Guan looks like to be placed in the room tomorrow! Incurs the wealth the town to be also evil!” 黄磊拍拍屁股站了起来,“等明天我搬一个关二爷像摆在屋子里!招财又镇邪!” Ok, as you like, buys the surface quickly! Polite, does not permit to threaten others, knows?” “行,随你,快去买面吧!客气点,不准威胁人家,知道吗?” Li Fan also told one, unavoidably Huang Lei caused to break down relationship with the surrounding neighbor! 李凡又多吩咐一句,难免黄磊跟周围的邻居把关系搞坏! Knew Big Brother! I ensure does not stir up trouble!” “知道了大哥!我保证不惹事!” Huang Lei turned around to go out, his proleg just walked, the gate of posterior crus billiard hall was shoved open, three students walked. 黄磊转身出门了,他前脚刚走,后脚台球厅的门被推开,三个学生走了进来。 Similarly is two students, only among that has not actually worn the school uniform according to the stipulation, but wears one some hippy cowboy clothing/taking. This cowboy takes on is seems like the hole of fashion, was actually already eliminated in the previous age. 同样是二中的学生,唯独中间那个却没有按照规定穿校服,而是穿着一套有些嬉皮地牛仔服。这牛仔服上都是看似时尚的窟窿,其实早就在上个年代被淘汰掉了。 Nearby two students are also hooligan, both hands insert the pocket, the mouth are holding in the mouth the cigarette, that walked. 旁边两个学生也都是混混,双手插兜,嘴里叼着香烟,跟着中间那位就走了进来。 Middle that buddy, Li Fan has recognized. It is not others, son of precisely Principal, two Small Overlord, Hua Dehong! 中间那哥们,李凡一眼就认了出来。不是别人,正是校长家的儿子,二中的小霸王,华德宏 „Does Boss Hua, which go to play tonight?” 华老大,今晚去哪玩啊?” Previous time goes to that gathering place to be good, does Boss Hua this time also lead us to experience?” “上次去那个场子不错,华老大这次还带我们去见识一下呗?” Two hooligan both mix with Hua Dehong, they it is said know Big Brother on society. Before Li Fan was not clear, now he was knows. That called understanding ghost Big Brother, was knew that in two societies not popular hooligan, depended this to take to fool the student. 两个混混都是跟着华德宏混的,他们两个据说都认识社会上的大哥。以前李凡是不明白,现在他算是知道了。那叫认识个鬼的大哥,就是认识两个社会上不入流的小混混而已,仗着这个拿出来唬学生罢了。 Plays several!” “玩个几把!” Hua Dehong somewhat ill-humoredly said that now Little Four-eyes has not given the tribute, which invited you richly! Hits billiard, who lost tonight who invited!” 华德宏有些没好气地说道,“今小四眼没给上贡,哪有钱请你们!打台球,谁输了今晚谁请!” Ok Boss Hua, that settled!” “行啊华老大,那就说定了!” „The Boss Hua technique is so good, but must make me select.” 华老大手法那么好,可要让着我点啊。” Two personal servants both unceasingly are patting the Hua Dehong flatter. 两个跟班都不断拍着华德宏的马屁。 Hua Dehong is preparing to select a ball rod, actually saw that arrived sits in boss table following Li Fan. 华德宏正准备挑个球杆,却一眼看到了坐在老板桌后面的李凡 Yo, isn't this school works as red Little Prince Li Fan now?” “呦,这不是学校现在当红的小王子李凡吗?” The Hua Dehong mouth casts aside, does not know that is cries to smile, whoops feeds, heard recently you mixed good.” 华德宏嘴一撇,也不知道是哭是笑,“哎呦喂,听说你最近混的不错啊。” He lifted the foot to walk toward Li Fan directly, that two personal servant people were also raising a billiard pole, followed the arrived Li Fan's body before Hua Dehong. Three people with three Great God, occupy a commanding position to look to sit in that Li Fan, ghost that also demands payment probably. 他直接抬脚向着李凡走了过来,那两个跟班也一个人提着一根台球杆,跟着华德宏到了李凡的身前。三个人跟三尊大神似的,居高临下看着坐在那的李凡,又好像索债的冤魂。 Several do hit billiard?” “几位打台球吗?” Li Fan lets go, one hour ten Yuan, all sales cash.” 李凡一摊手,“一小时十块钱,概不赊账。” Your he Mr. to become?” “你他吗成老板了?” The Hua Dehong left personal servant is tall, is thin. He opens the mouth to scold, you are what that manages us to ask for money!” 华德宏左边的跟班个子高,又瘦。他开口就骂,“你算老几啊,管我们要钱!” This billiard hall, turns over to me now.” “这家台球厅,现在归我了。” Li Fan does not lose one's temper, old god was saying in the place that does not give money, that slowly walks does not deliver.” 李凡也不动怒,老神在在地说道,“不给钱,那就慢走不送。” fuck your mother, spoke!” 草泥马,怎么说话呢!” The right personal servant is short fatty, he wants to get angry, actually by Hua Dehong blocking. 右边的跟班是个矮胖子,他想发火,却被华德宏给拦住了。 Li Fan, since you have become the boss, I must say with you.” 李凡啊,既然你成了老板,我就得跟你说道说道了。” Hua Dehong is patting ball rod in the hand, casts aside the caret-shaped leg to stand there, has an account, we must calculate!” 华德宏拍着自己手里的球杆,撇着八字腿站在那里,“有笔账,咱们可得算一算!” =============================== =============================== Alipay password red package: Li Fan's fiancee 支付宝口令红包:李凡的未婚妻
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