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#65: Chang Chunxi


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065 Chang Chunxi 065常春喜 Li Fan raise one's head looks, front strange black fatty, shouts to oneself. 李凡抬头一看,面前一个陌生的黑胖子,冲着自己喊道。 Your which?” “您哪位?” Li Fan did not know Big Brother that this male, where braves? 李凡不认识这个男的,从哪里冒出来的大哥 I am the new teacher in school, is responsible for the discipline work of school.” “我是学校的新老师,同时也负责学校的风纪工作。” Black fatty put out one * to testify, brings on own neck, I called Chang Chunxi, you later can call me Teacher Chang. Meanwhile, I also hold a concurrent post of the wind discipline inspection commission director in school, you can also call me Director Chang!” 胖子拿出一*作证,带在了自己的脖子上,“我叫常春喜,你以后可以叫我常老师。同时,我还兼任学校的风纪委主任,你也可以叫我常主任!” Chang Chunxi? 常春喜 Is this man? 就是这个男人? Was good, your cell phone was confiscated.” “行了,你的手机被没收了。” Chang Chunxi was saying, must put out a hand to grasp the Li Fan's cell phone. 常春喜说着,就要伸手去抓李凡的手机。 But Li Fan is any skill, to be given how possibly to hold by him. He gently in the future will have drawn back one step, has shunted the palm of Chang Chunxi. 李凡是什么身手,怎么可能就被他给抓住。他只是轻轻往后退了一步,就躲开了常春喜的手掌。 „Do you also dare to revolt?” “你还敢反抗?” Chang Chunxi frowned, asked. 常春喜皱起眉头来,质问道。 Why can't I revolt?” “我为什么不能反抗?” Li Fan asked back that first, in school had not said does not permit the belt cell phone, only said that in the classroom does not permit the use! But I now, in corridor, right? Next, the custom of school is the school hours does not permit with the cell phone, now has not been the school hours. Two rules I have not violated, why do you confiscate my cell phone?” 李凡反问,“首先,学校里并没有说不允许带手机,只说课堂里不准使用!而我现在,在走廊里,对吧?其次,学校的规矩是上课时间不允许用手机,现在还没到上课时间。两条规则我都没违反,你凭什么没收我的手机?” Also very sharp-tongued!” “还挺牙尖嘴利的!” Chang Chunxi has sized up Li Fan one up and down, the expression is bad, my Chang Chunxi has been more than 20 years of teachers, any thorn has not seen! Many that your this thorn head, I also see! Is short comes this set with me, the age, the class and grade, the name!” 常春喜上下打量了李凡一眼,语气非常不善,“我常春喜当了20多年的老师,什么刺头没见过!你这种刺头,我也见的多了!少跟我来这一套,年纪,班级,姓名!” I got up for more than ten years study, the feudal bully teacher also saw. Many your, are not many!” “我上了十多年学,恶霸老师也见多了。多你一个,也不多!” Li Fan snort|hum, I called Li Fan, 2nd Year, Class 2.” 李凡哼了一声,“我叫李凡,二年二班。” „Are you Li Fan?” “你就是李凡?” Heard this name, Chang Chunxi has as if gawked, looked at Li Fan two. 听到这个名字,常春喜似乎愣了一下,又多看了李凡两眼。 Yes, is I.” “是,就是我。” In the Li Fan heart secretly said | secret path, it seems like that this fellow indeed comes to oneself! 李凡心中暗道,看来这个家伙的确就是冲着自己来的! Thorn head of living up to reputation.” “名不虚传的刺头啊。” Chang Chunxi is holding the arm, sneers two, does not have relationship, we can quickly the see again | goodbye surface. Your this ignorant and incompetent hooligan students, stay in the school is a disaster! I will find the reason sooner or later, dismisses your this type of sediment!” 常春喜抱着胳膊,冷笑两声,“没关系,我们很快就会再见面的。你们这种不学无术混混学生,留在学校就是个祸害!我早晚会找到理由,把你这种渣滓开除出去的!” Oh this may be how good.” “哎呀这可怎么行。” Li Fan said passionate that looks like your this teacher, I most welcome. We must be well intimate line of that but also hopes that the teacher teaches me!” 李凡却热情洋溢地说道,“像你这种老师,我是最欢迎的了。我们还要好好亲近亲近才行那,还希望老师多教教我!” Your this student, was incurable, anything is not good to teach you!” “你这种学生,已经无可救药了,没什么好教你的!” Chang Chunxi disdains, enjoys well in the final time of school, because is quick, you must get the hell out from this school! The bad students like you , the proportion of school will not be higher.” 常春喜不屑,“好好享受在学校的最后时光吧,因为很快,你就要从这个学校滚蛋了!像你们这样的差学生都不在了,学校的升学率才会更高。” This any Teacher dumbass, radically poor oneself! Li Fan is also disinclined to respond him again, simply is the mental illness. 这个什么傻比老师,根本就穷不起自己嘛!李凡也懒得再搭理他,简直就是个神经病。 Then on see again | goodbye, Teacher Chang!” “那就再见吧,常老师!” Li Fan turns head to walk, the cell phone will not deliver, oneself have not violated school rules and regulations, why to hand over the cell phone! 李凡扭头就走,手机才不会上交呢,自己没犯校规,凭什么交手机! Starting today, I will be staring at you with my this eye firmly!” “从今天开始,我会用我这双眼睛牢牢盯着你的!” Chang Chunxi has gesticulated on own both eyes, shouts to the Li Fan's back, clamps tail to cultivate the behavior to me! Scum!” 常春喜手在自己的双眼上比划了一下,冲着李凡的背影喊道,“给我夹着尾巴做人吧!人渣!” Li Fan endured this tone, in your, how not to dig out to put me to capture the eyeball! 李凡忍了这口气,你丫的,咋不把眼珠子抠出来放我兜里呢! The student, Li Fan receives the cell phone to return to the middle of the class and grade eventually. 终究还是学生,李凡收起手机回到班级当中。 Just entered the classroom, Li Fan saw own sharing a table. However in those days Little Four-eyes of low key, today actually somewhat special place! Because his right face is swollen high . Moreover the spectacle lenses have also broken to pieces one. This pays great attention to the image to the ordinary day very much Bai Linluo, is almost unlikely! 刚进教室,李凡一眼望见了自己的同桌。不过往日低调的小四眼,今天却有些特别的地方!因为他的右脸高高肿了起来,而且眼镜片也碎了一个。这对平日很注重形象的白霖洛来说,几乎不太可能! How?” “怎么了?” Although is not girlie, but Little Four-eyes delicate surpassing girlie. The volume, absolutely is not such evil reason, said that is shares a table, Li Fan cannot bear must care. 虽然不是妹纸,但小四眼秀气的胜似妹纸。额,绝对不是这样邪恶的原因,怎么说都是同桌嘛,李凡忍不住还是要关心一下。 Does not have, is all right......” “没,没事……” Some Little Four-eyes evasions, are actually manipulating examination paper on the table, actually basic Wuxin (mindless) presents the topic. 小四眼却有些回避,摆弄着自己桌子上的卷子,却根本无心做题。 Who hit you, said!” “谁打你了,说!” Li Fan some are uncomfortable, beat a dog must look at Master...... The volume, analogies own dog a little not quite to be suitable him. In brief, their sharing a table, can it be that others said that hits hits? 李凡有些不舒服,打狗也要看主人吧……额,把他比喻成自己的狗可能有点不太适合。总之,自己的同桌,岂是别人说打就打的? Is all right really...... Li Fan...... Is about to take a test, you review how?” “真没事……李凡……快考试了,你复习的怎么样了?” Bai Linluo tries to split the topic, Li Fan actually frowned, closely examines, who hit you! Little Four-eyes, previous and PE Teacher resistance time, you are not the performance good! How this time to instigate?” 白霖洛试图叉开话题,李凡却皱起眉头来,追问,“到底谁打你了!小四眼,上次和体育老师对抗的时候,你不是表现的挺好的么!怎么这次就怂了?” „...... Even if said uselessly also......” “就……就算说了也没用的……” The Bai Linluo eye socket was somewhat red, he has cast off his eyeglasses, rubbed the eyes, is I insufficiently good......” 白霖洛眼圈有些红了起来,他摘掉了自己的眼镜,揉了揉眼睛,“是我自己不够好……” You did not say that later can only every day take a beating!” “你不说,以后只能天天挨揍!” Li Fan is actually unforgiving closely examines, „the previous time matter has made me hold in high esteem to you, person who Little Four-eyes, you are willing to make every day casually bullied?” 李凡却不依不饶地追问,“上次的事情已经让我对你刮目相看了,小四眼,难道你愿意做一个天天被随便欺负的人吗?” I do not think...... What to do but can......” “我不想……但又能怎么办呢……” Bai Linluo rolls up the sleeves, had demonstrated the thin and weak arm, you looked, I lack the strength to truss up a chicken. The revolt is impossible, comes under attack also almost.” 白霖洛挽起袖子,展示了一下自己瘦弱的胳膊,“你看,我手无缚鸡之力。反抗是不可能了,挨打还差不多。” How man can show weakness!” “男人怎么可以示弱!” The Li Fan racket the shoulder of Bai Linluo, said quickly, is who does. I am your sharing a table, amn't I willing to tell?” 李凡拍拍白霖洛的肩膀,“快说吧,是谁干的。我是你的同桌,连我都不愿意告诉吗?” Told you also uselessly...... Nobody can control him.” “跟你说也没用的……没人能管得了他。” Bai Linluo sighed. 白霖洛叹了口气。 Grinding chirp, is another spectacle lenses also wants to be broken!” “怎么磨磨唧唧的,是不是另一个眼镜片也想被砸碎啊!” Volume...... Is Hua Dehong......” “额……是华德宏……” Small Overlord?” 小霸王?” Li Fan listens to this to let the name of person, said that Wang Qiang is the tyrant in school, but compares with this Hua Dehong, Wang Qiang simply was the gentle daughter. 李凡还是听过这让人的名字的,都说王强是学校的一霸,但是跟这个华德宏比起来,王强简直就是温柔的小娘子了。 Hua Dehong is almost domineering and tyrannical in the school, side with several hooligan students, lawless. Beforehand Liu Xiaoli sees him, must hide walking. Does not have the means that who lets his father is Principal! 华德宏在学校几乎是横行霸道,身边跟着几个混混学生,无法无天。就连以前的刘小力见到他,都得躲着走。没办法,谁让他老子就是校长呢! Why he hits you!” “他为什么打你!” He asked that I lend money...... But I did not have......” “他问我借钱……但我没有了……” Bai Linluo lowers the head saying that this month money made them take away...... The mother also thinks that I spent randomly, stopped my pocket money...... Hua Dehong added...... If not give money...... Also must hit me.” 白霖洛低着头说道,“这个月的钱都让他们拿走了……妈妈还以为我乱花了,停了我的零用钱……华德宏还说……如果再不给钱的话……还要打我。” Date, this group of son-of-bitches!” “日,这帮狗娘养的!” The Li Fan air/Qi does not hit one, he was just about to say two again, the classroom gate was shoved open, black fatty Chang Chunxi walked. The classroom that also very much made noise the complete silence, Chang Chunxi has written own name on the blackboard immediately directly, directly soars the subject. 李凡气不打一处来,他正要再说两句,教室门被推开,黑胖子常春喜走了进来。本来还很喧闹的教室立刻鸦雀无声,常春喜直接在黑板上写了自己的名字,直奔主题。 Starting today, I am your Class Teacher!” “从今天开始,我就是你们的班主任!” Chang Chunxi both hands support on the teacher's desk, just like the gorilla, in my classroom, does not keep any sediment absolutely! Present, is not the nine-year compulsory education! If you make mistakes, I have right to dismiss you! One month later, I hope here also to be able the remaining 50% people!” 常春喜双手撑在讲桌上,跟大猩猩一样,“在我的教室里,绝对不留任何的渣滓!在座的诸位,已经不是九年义务教育了!如果你们犯错,我有权利开除你们!一个月后,我希望这里还能剩下一半的人吧!” He was saying, the vision fell on Li Fan's, „, but some dregs...... I will certainly eliminate!” 他说着,目光落在了李凡的身上,“而有的渣滓……我一定会清除出去!” ========================================== ========================================== Alipay password red package: Marries Tie Zhu 支付宝口令红包:来结婚吧铁柱
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