064 brain extreme turn 064脑筋急转弯 „My saying, your also one hear, everybody Haha one happy, when anything has not said!” “我就一说,你也就一听,大家哈哈一乐,就当啥都没说过！” Li Fan was speechless, my this academic record, but also Tsinghua Peking University, roasts the sweet potato also almost! On this morality and conduct, even if tests the blue flying in circles professional school , can only recommend for admission to school on going! 李凡都无语了,就我这学习成绩,还清华北大,烤地瓜还差不多！就他这德行,就算是考蓝翔技校,也只能保送才上的去！ „Words said that evening's date also did keep a promise?” “话说,晚上的约会还算数吗？” Li Fan thinks suddenly an important matter, hurries to ask. 李凡忽然想到一个重要的事情,赶忙问道。 „Goes your! Any date, Mingming (obviously) makes up for a missed lesson!” “去你的！什么约会,明明是补课！” The Lin Yuexian air/Qi and has twisted the Li Fan's ear, twists Li Fan to grin. 林月仙气得又拧了一下李凡的耳朵,拧得李凡直咧嘴。 True Qi can practice on the ear, is impossible on the muscle to condense likely that abundantly. Was twisted by Lin Yuexian, but also is very pain. 真气就算能练到耳朵上,也不可能像肌肉上面凝聚得那么充沛。被林月仙拧一下,还真挺疼。 „yes, yes, yes, makes up for a missed lesson. Can I on Tsinghua, look at the guidance of Teacher Lin!” “是是是,补课补课。我能不能上清华,就看林老师的教导了！” „Your present academic record...... How many does the age arrange?” “你现在学习成绩……年纪排多少呀？” Lin Yuexian cannot bear ask. 林月仙忍不住问道。 The age altogether is more than 500 people, wants to be admitted to Tsinghua Peking University this school, be only first ten can achieve. The Private (#2) School proportion is good, will otherwise not have these many guardians to go all out to spend, must deliver to this child. 年纪一共是500多人,想考上清华北大这种学校,只有前十才能做得到。私立二中的升学率还是不错的,不然也不会有这么多家长拼着命都要多花钱,都要把孩子送到这来。 „My result is very stable!” “我成绩还是挺稳定的！” Li Fan is self-confident. 李凡自信满满。 „? How many can you arrange?” “哦？那你能排多少呀？” „Continuously about 500.” “一直都500名左右。” Lin Yuexian almost spits blood, wishes one could kicking from the vehicle Li Fan! 林月仙差点吐血,恨不得把李凡从车上给踢下去！ „Your younger sister! You can test into Tsinghua Peking University to be fishy!” “你妹呀！那你能考上清华北大就有鬼了！” „Words cannot say like this!” “话不能这样说啊！” Li Fan enforces immediately, „I am a boy, has the potential to have the boldness! So long as I want, more than 500 for me, is divided minute's of matter!” 李凡立刻严肃起来,“我可是男孩子,有潜力有魄力！只要我愿意,这500多名对我来说,就是分分钟的事情！” „Can talk nonsense really!” “真能胡说八道！” Lin Yuexian was mad happily, this Li Fan, mouth too can say. 林月仙都气乐了,这个李凡啊,嘴巴真的是太能说了。 „I you told in any case, remaining you strove for fortunately. No matter what, do not do against with the school!” “反正我都跟你说啦,剩下你就自求多福吧。不管怎么样,你都不要跟学校对着干！” „I make contribution.” “我尽力吧。” Li Fan shrugs the shoulders, „hopes that they do not annoy me on own initiative, otherwise I will be absolutely impolite to them!” 李凡耸耸肩膀,“希望他们不要主动来惹我,否则我绝对不会对他们客气的！” „You are like this useful!” “你这样有什么用啊！” Lin Yuexian is anxious, „the present was to speak these words time! You want to be dismissed really!” 林月仙急得要命,“现在是说这些话的时候么！你真想被开除啊！” „Who wants to be dismissed, but I do not want to work as the coward!” “谁想被开除啊,但我也不想当孬种啊！” Li Fan said unruly, „, although we are the students, but the school cannot go too far!” 李凡桀骜不驯地说道,“虽然我们是学生,但学校也不能欺人太甚吧！” „Since is the student, should listen to the teacher!” “既然是学生,就应该听老师的话嘛！” Lin Yuexian said that „how, otherwise to go to college?” 林月仙说道,“不然怎么上大学啊？” „University is only our future choice.” “大学只是我们未来的一个选择而已。” Li Fan stressed that „cannot to go to college, but the choice submits to the violence! Submits to evil! Young Comrade Lin, you must lift up the flag of young pioneer, do not make the enemy putrefy our spirit! Has sapped our will!” 李凡强调,“不能为了上大学,而选择屈从于暴力！屈从于邪恶！小林同志,你要扛起红领巾的大旗,不要让敌人腐化了我们的精神！消磨了我们的意志！” „You may knock it off...... Makes with must go to war......” “你可拉倒吧……弄的跟要打仗似的……” „Must have the rebellious spirit!” “要有反抗精神嘛！” Li Fan said very much earnestly, „, if the teacher and school are good to me, with me, when a genuine student regards, teaches me the knowledge, helping me grow. I did not have other words saying that bought a big multicolored silk banner, hung up to them! But you look at our school, is such? Usually various discriminations did not say that said the vacation makes up for a missed lesson! A class 50, vacation altogether 800 expenses! Making up for a missed lesson time, does he have teaching? Has not made us make examination paper! Is this attended class? This is amasses money!” 李凡很认真地说道,“如果老师和学校都对我好,拿我当一个真正的学生看待,教我知识,帮助我成长。我没别的话说,买个大锦旗,给他们挂上！但你看咱们学校,是那样吗？平时各种差别待遇就不说了,就说假期补课吧！一堂课50,一个假期一共800块的费用！补课的时候,他有讲课吗？还不是让我们自己做卷子！这是上课吗？这是抢钱！” „Unreasonable service not too right...... Who lets us is the student...... Endures, on the past, has why worked as the person who takes the lead......” “乱收费是不太对……谁让我们是学生呢……忍一忍,就过去了,何必当出头鸟……” Lin Yuexian urged. 林月仙却劝道。 „Right, everybody thinks.” “对,大家都这么想。” Li Fan quite disdains, „you also endure, I also endure, therefore made the present school turn into this ghost morality and conduct! You do not revolt in any case, I revolt! You do not work as the person who takes the lead, I work as this person who takes the lead! I must have a look actually, can I exceed the school!” 李凡颇为不屑,“你也忍一忍,我也忍一忍,所以才让现在的学校变成了这个鬼德行！反正你们不反抗,我来反抗！你们不当出头鸟,我来当这个出头鸟！我倒是要看看,我到底能不能胜过学校！” „You have done a bit less you! On your IQ, but also teases with the school?” “你少来了你！就你那智商,还跟学校逗呢？” „My IQ, very fierce? I usually am the humble low key! If I want to study well, this year the level first is my! Does not want to struggle with you!” “我的智商怎么了,很厉害的好吗？我平时就是谦逊低调！我要是想好好学习,这年级第一都是我的！就是不想跟你们争！” „Right?” “是吗？” Lin Yuexian sits on the bicycle back seat, is shaking a pair of longleg, an eye revolution, suddenly asked. 林月仙坐在自行车后座上,晃着一双长腿,眼睛一转,忽然问道。 „Do I give you to set an intelligence topic?” “那我给你出一个智力题呀？” „Come!” “来！” „If two people wander about destitute on the arrived desert island, a name was called I Love You, a name was called I Don't Love You......” “假如有两个人流落到了荒岛上,一个名字叫我爱你,一个名字叫我不爱你……” „This what the hell name!” “这都什么鬼名字！” „Do not interrupt!” “不要插嘴！” Lin Yuexian white Li Fan, „suddenly one day, I Don't Love You died, what did that remaining that people call?” 林月仙白了李凡一眼,“突然有一天,我不爱你死了,那剩下那个人叫什么？” „I Love You.” “我爱你啊。” „Right, I know that you looked you have conspired to me!” “对呀,我就知道,你看你一直对我图谋不轨吧！” Small hen of Lin Yuexian victory, the neck raised likely. 林月仙像胜利的小母鸡似的,脖子都扬起来了。 „Fuck...... You is a big hole!” “卧槽……你这是个大坑啊！” Li Fan is speechless, such plays! 李凡非常无语,还有这么玩的么！ „Hee hee, therefore you is a fool. Good, arrives at this, we see in the evening!” “嘻嘻,所以说你是个傻瓜。好了,就到这吧,我们晚上见！” The school first two intersections, Lin Yuexian called Li Fan. 学校前两个街口,林月仙唤住了李凡。 „Ok......” “行吧……” Li Fan does not have the words saying that this girl intelligence is too high, plays the intelligence topic with her, must lose obviously. Yeah, was born long ago time, intelligence in addition insufficient...... 李凡也无话好说,这个丫头智力太高,跟她玩智力题,明显要输。哎,早年出生的时候,智力点加的不够啊…… He said good-bye Lin Yuexian, alone entered the school. What make his surprised is, the security of school traded unexpectedly! In those days these old and weak invalid disappeared, entrance was standing impressively guys of two muscles, probably the gate god was ordinary. 他辞别了林月仙,独自进了学校。让他惊讶的是,学校的保安竟然都换了！往日那些老弱病残不见了,门口赫然站着两尊一身肌肉的大汉,好像门神一般。 The surrounding student saw they fear hides walking, Li Fan both hands is actually inserting in the pocket, swaggering walked from the main entrance. 周围的学生见到他们都怕的躲着走,李凡却双手插在兜里,大摇大摆地从正门走了进去。 He toward the class and grade walks, the cell phone has made a sound, looked that is Murong Ying hits. 他正往班级走的时候,手机响了起来,一看是慕容樱打来的。 What does this woman look for herself to make? Was Great Qing, early difficult to be inadequate thinks? 这女人找自己做啥？大清早的,难不成是想自己了？ „Hello, did the wife, think me?” “喂,娘子,是不是想我了？” Li Fan answers the telephone, direct opening sexually harasses the pattern. 李凡接起电话,直接开启调戏模式。 „It is not.” “不是。” Finally telephone that sound, cold can freeze to death the person! Li Fan sighed, wants to sexually harass Murong Ying, the difficulty was too after all big! This Martial Arts Union Master, the brain return route is too big with the normal woman disparity! 结果电话那头那个声音啊,冷的都能冻死人！李凡叹了口气,想调戏慕容樱,难度毕竟太大啊！这个武林盟主,脑回路跟正常女人差距太大！ „What do you telephone to make?” “那你打电话做啥？” „I reminded you, this two days I in the school, nobody was not protecting you, you stopped, do not stir up trouble.” “我只是提醒你,这两天我不在学校,没人护着你,你消停一点,不要惹事。” The Murong Ying good intention reminded, „I heard, Principal found the person to cope with you.” 慕容樱好心提醒,“我可是听说了,校长已经找人对付你了。” „Do I have am so good to cope?” “我有那么好对付吗？” Li Fan curls the lip, „is a little self-confident to your husband? On my IQ, the second kills you!” 李凡一撇嘴,“对你夫君有点自信好吗？就我的智商,秒杀你！” „Do you take the wrong medicine today?” “你今天吃错药了？” „, You took the wrong medicine! Does not believe that I set the topic to you!” “靠,你才吃错药了！不信是吧,我出道题给你！” Li Fan had recalled Lin Yuexian has said intelligence topic, therefore grabs the telephone, opens the mouth saying that „one day, two buddies wandered about destitute to the desert island on. Called I Love You, called I Don't Love You. Suddenly one day, a kā bā big thunder, I Don't Love You dividing! I asked you, did remaining people, what call?” 李凡回想了一下林月仙说过的智力题,于是抓着电话,开口说道,“有一天,俩哥们流落到荒岛上了。一个叫我爱你,一个叫我不爱你。突然有一天,咔吧一个大雷,把我不爱你给劈死了！我问你,剩下的一个人,叫什么？” „Survivor.” “幸存者。” Murong Ying said lightly that Li Fan almost fell the telephone! Damn, does not defer to the repertoire to play a card! 慕容樱淡淡地说道,李凡差点摔了电话！尼玛,不按照套路出牌啊！ Li Fan is feeling suffocated, front hears one to berate. 李凡正憋着气呢,前面传来一声喝斥。 „Which class? In the school does not permit to use the cell phone!” “哪班的？学校里不准用手机！”