MWCTYA :: Volume #4

#305: The game is unamusing


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The light smoke curls. 青烟袅袅。 Gong Ping takes the bamboo tube containing lot for divination to sway in inside, out of the door, puts on Jiang He of black shirt, stands in the corridor edge, a hand feels the belly, calmly sizes up all around. 宫萍在里面拿着签筒摇晃,门外,是穿着黑衬衣的姜禾,站在过道边缘,一只手摸着肚子,静静地打量四周。 Once held a sword wander about and earn a living, just to maintain a livelihood. 曾经仗剑走江湖,只不过为了活命罢了。 After she cannot understand in the literary work these people return are quiet, mood that the whole body sin sleeps on pins and needles. 她不是很能理解文学作品里那些人回归平静之后,满身罪孽寝食难安的心情。 Has the rule of each time each time, at that time, was the rule of rivers and lakes, the so-called powerhouse was also the cruel fate person, everyone is struggling. She does not begin, then death is she. 每个时代有每个时代的规则,在当时,就是江湖的规则,所谓的强者也是苦命人,大家都是在挣扎。她不动手,那么死的便是她。 Has no qualms in the heart, naturally does not fear the ghosts and gods. 无愧于心,自然不怕鬼神。 The nightmare, did the matter of many owing heart every night probably. 那些夜夜噩梦的,大概是做了很多亏心的事罢。 Draws back one step, if guilty, should be the rule examines, the injured person forgives, rather than kneels down to burn the column to be fragrant here, then can wash clean a sin, obtains Buddha to forgive —— not whereabouts others to apologize, instead asked Buddha to forgive, this was too laughable. 退一步来说,如果有罪,也该是规则来审,被伤害的人来原谅,而不是在这里跪下烧柱香,便能洗清一身罪孽,得到佛陀原谅——不去向别人道歉,反而求佛原谅,这太可笑了。 Jiang He is thinking have read the movie novel, the corners of the mouth move slightly, at once returns to normal.. 姜禾想着自己看过的电影小说,嘴角稍稍动了动,旋即又恢复平静。。 Xu Qing said is reasonable, in this world the stupid person are much more than smart person, therefore changes intelligent can live diligently very well. 许青说得很有道理,这世界上愚蠢的人远比聪明人多得多,所以努力变聪明就能活得很好。 The black clothes young married woman of main hall entrance makes one look askance, sees her big belly, everyone intended to leave far a point. 大殿门口的黑衣少妇让人侧目,看到她的大肚子,大家都有意地离远了一点。 Also good, seeking to sign!” “还不错,求了个上签!” The Gong Ping chuckle takes a red paper to come out, can see to be happy. 宫萍轻笑着拿着一张红纸条出来,看得出心情很好。 To others looked that didn't become not spirit?” About Jiang He looks around, does not know that this thing does have any stupid taboo. “给别人看不会变得不灵了吧?”姜禾左右张望一下,不知道这东西有没有什么愚蠢的忌讳。 How possibly, if cannot look, that also how solution sign.” “怎么可能,要是不能给人看,那还怎么解签。” „Did you solve?” “你解了吗?” No.” Gong Ping shakes the head, shows the quick-witted expression: Knows that was on signs was good, the solution was puzzled same.” “没有。”宫萍摇头,露出机智的表情:“知道是上签就行了,解不解都一样。” Asked to sign free, white Piaopiao to Buddha on. 求签免费,白嫖嫖到佛祖头上了。 „The incident the turns into air, the incident also has become happy. If near the person with, what meaning under the heart endures depending on entrust/winding......?” “一事已成空,一事还成喜。若遇口边人,心下堪凭委……什么意思?” Jiang He takes the red paper that Gong Ping is handing over unable to feel the mind, this place likes doing gaudily, will not speak well. 姜禾拿着宫萍递过来的红纸条摸不着头脑,这种地方就喜欢搞花里胡哨的,都不会好好说话。 I don't know either, but knows that it was a good deed on the line!” Gong Ping waves carelessly, „can you also swing one? On perhaps on signs.” “我也不知道,但知道它是个好事就行了!”宫萍大大咧咧一挥手,“你要不要也去摇一个?说不定上上签。” Jiang He hands over the paper, swings is this, the day has.” 姜禾把纸条递回去,“摇不摇都是这样,日子还是这么过。” Also yes, the small disaster does not need to run, the plague cannot run away.” “也是,小灾不用跑,大灾跑不掉。” Gong Ping was happy is taking a step to back down, takes is signing about the article to look at the moment, thought that white Piao was not quite really good, holds on Jiang He to turn round, arrives at the main hall that side. 宫萍乐着迈步下台阶,拿着签文左右看了片刻,又觉得白嫖实在不太好,拉住姜禾拐个弯,到正殿那边去。 Spends dozens to burn the column to be fragrant, buys a happiness.” “花几十块烧柱香,买个高兴。” Gong Ping is saying like this, goes in 0.1 columns to be fragrant. 宫萍这样说着,又进去点一柱香。 Jiang He looks at the communication pedestrian, photographs to issue Xu Qing to look bored. 姜禾看着来往行人,无聊地拍照发给许青看。 " Buddha must deliver the boyfriend to Pingping " 「佛祖要给萍萍送男朋友了」 Xu Qing: " This grade of good deed? " 许青:「还有这等好事?」 Jiang He: " Fierce " 姜禾:「厉害吧」 Xu Qing: " Aren't you do not believe that? " 许青:「你不是不信那个吗?」 Jiang He: " I think carefully, according to putting down the standard of butcher knife, now I am also Buddha, believes itself not to have problem " 姜禾:「我仔细想了想,按照放下屠刀的标准,现在我也是佛,信自己没毛病」 That side Xu Qing does not have a chapter of news for a while, gawked a while to report the news to come. 许青那边一时没有回消息,愣了一会儿才发消息过来。 " heroine military might " 女侠威武」 The Marx white study, where not believing in Buddhism has itself to work as Buddha to be effective, wanting anything to realize the desire to oneself. 马克思没白学,信佛哪有自己当佛管用,想要什么自己给自己实现愿望。 After Jiang He the cell phone holds , the buttocks pocket, raised the head to stretch oneself, looked at the past from the entrance, Gong Ping is prostrating oneself about the palace central sculpture gracefully, is digging the big buttocks. 姜禾把手机揣进后屁股兜里,抬起头伸个懒腰,从大门口看过去,宫萍正对着殿中央的雕塑盈盈拜倒,撅着大屁股。 Was happy?” “高兴了?” Waits for spend money to buy happy Gong Ping to come out, Jiang He has sought wooden railings to rely on. 花钱买高兴的宫萍出来,姜禾已经寻到一处木栏杆倚着。 Came, does not spend uncomfortably.” “来都来了,不花点钱难受。” Next time I will wear a cassock, you give me money, repeated sound Amitabha on the line.” “下次我穿一身袈裟,你把钱给我,念声阿弥陀佛就行了。” You must have a haircut.” “那你得剃头。” Ok.” “还是算了。” Jiang He does not want a haircut now, making Xu Qing shave also almost, touches smoothly. 姜禾现在已经不想剃头了,让许青剃还差不多,摸上去光溜溜的。 Was drawn by Gong Ping is strolling everywhere in the temple, it seems like toward pedestrian, somewhat with start reach big thick fragrant, she thought that these people look like the ancient people compared with her. 宫萍拉着在寺里到处逛一下,看来往行人,有些拿着手臂长的大粗香,她觉得这些人比她更像古代人。 They are worshipping Buddha, is doing obeisance own desire?” “他们是在拜佛,还是在拜自己的欲望?” Perhaps perhaps spirit.” “也许说不定就灵了呢。” Which angle from looks not, all living things equality, implication in Buddha eyes, no matter eats the meat to eat the excrement, is the perfectly justified matters, intelligent and is not intelligent, has the conscience and does not have the conscience, the wolf eats the sheep, the person the last in line, this does not close their matter.” Jiang He raised the head to have a look at the splendid pillar, thinks saying: If their real existences......” she shakes the head, with three bodies is, main does not care.” “从哪个角度看都不会,众生平等,言外之意就是在佛祖眼里,不管吃肉还是吃屎,都是天经地义的事,聪明的和不聪明的,有良心和没良心的,狼吃羊,人打狼,这都不关它们事。”姜禾抬头看看富丽堂皇的柱子,想了想道:“如果它们真的存在的话……”她摇了摇头,“用三体里的话就是,主不在乎。” „A your such saying, I felt when suddenly it will invade Earth.” Gong Ping spits the mortise, at once stares: Now isn't this invading? “你这么一说,我突然感觉它什么时候会入侵地球了。”宫萍吐槽道,旋即一愣:现在这不就是在入侵中吗? Revolving fears extremely...... 细思极恐…… Originally is three body Buddha.” “原来是三体佛。” Gong Ping had a scare by own brain hole. 宫萍被自己的脑洞吓了一跳。 When the time comes I will save you.” Jiang He raises the eyebrow, you have seen my one meter six big long sword, who cuts anyone.” “到时候我会救你。”姜禾扬眉,“你见过我那个一米六的大长剑,谁来砍谁。” That is not Xu Qing?” “那不是许青的吗?” My, he is not good.” “我的,他不行。” Good, you fiercest, can hit according to him.” Gong Ping said with a smile. “好吧,你最厉害,能按着他打。”宫萍笑道。 „Was this known by you?” “这都被你知道了?” Cannot be he presses you to hit, forgives him not to have courage.” “总不能是他按着你打,谅他也没这个胆子。” Gong Ping traces big belly of Jiang He, hehe several, twin...... 宫萍摸摸姜禾的大肚子,嘿嘿几声,双胞胎…… A little envies. 有点羡慕。 Will have two babies to crawl to call mother, thinks fun. 会有两个小娃娃爬来爬去叫妈妈,想想就好玩。 Un, fun is others families/home, to the time of feeding the food counselling work is unamusing. 嗯,好玩的都是别人家的,到了喂饭辅导作业的时候就不好玩了。 Dares not to eat meal well punches them.” Jiang He was not worried, teaching the experience of Xu Qing uses on the child, proper. “敢不好好吃饭就揍他们。”姜禾对此一点也不担心,把管教许青的经验用到孩子上,妥妥的。 The setting sun falls slantingly, Gong Ping is driving to send back Jiang He, on the road does grocery shopping while convenient together, is being pregnant to carry vegetable/dish Jiang He to take big strides, looks at some community neighbor stare blankly. 夕阳斜落,宫萍才开着车把姜禾送回去,路上顺便一起买个菜,大着肚子拎着菜的姜禾阔步走回去,看得小区邻居都有些愣神 When sits on the elevator to the attic, opens the door with the key, after Jiang He the hand places the waist, a delicate stance. 等坐电梯上到顶楼,拿钥匙打开门,姜禾又把手放在腰后,一副柔柔弱弱的架势。 I saw in the flat roof, do not install.” Helpless Xu Qing very said/tunnel, what problem also does not know, heard that the woman will be pregnant a little will not be quite normal, was the Jiang He pleasure to install delicately? “我在露台都看见了,别装了。”许青很无奈地道,也不知道什么毛病,听说女人怀孕了都会有点不太正常,姜禾的乐趣就是装柔弱? The Jiang He movement stagnated flickered, side looked at the Xu Qing moment, after the vegetable/dish admitted the kitchen, holds the waist to walk. 姜禾的动作滞了一瞬,侧头看了许青片刻,把菜放进厨房后又扶着腰走出来。 What did you see?” “你看见什么了?” I see you to stride bravely forward......” Xu Qing to see the Jiang He eye of reveal ominous light, very wise organizes the expression, actually the vertigo, we lived are so high, where could see clearly below.” “我看见你昂首阔步……”许青姜禾目露凶光,很明智的重新组织措辞,“其实眼花了,我们住这么高,哪看得清下面。” Right...... quite tired, I felt that one wants so tired, helping me turn around the electric fan.” “对嘛……好累啊,我感觉出去一趟要累死了,帮我把电风扇转过来一点。” „......” “……” Night. 夜。 Xu Qing still brushes the play to write the movie criticism in front of the computer, Jiang He has taken a bath to wear the spacious pajamas to sit before the computer, opens some. 许青还在电脑前刷剧写影评,姜禾洗过澡穿着宽大的睡衣坐到电脑前,打开某乎。 Before she treated as the story platform to look this, afterward discovered the big shot who above planted flowers were many, has looked at several after the flowered issue is recommended this kind of issue, therefore she lagged behind discovered, this thing actually all looked how the person used. 以前她都把这当作故事平台看,后来发现上面种花的大佬很多,看过几个关于花问题后一直被推荐此类问题,于是她后知后觉地发现,这个东西其实全看人怎么用。 For example in the Xu Qing number, uniform the topic about movie, the middle is mixing with butter anything...... 比如许青的号上,清一色都是关于电影的话题,中间夹杂着黄油什么的…… Jiang He indicated to despise to him. 姜禾对他表示鄙视。 Although she also plays, but she to play the game plays, without other anything at sixes and sevens. 虽然她也玩,但她是为了玩游戏而玩,才没有其他什么乱七八糟的。 Supports the chin browsing a while others' planting flowers experience, Jiang He is having a look at the home page issue, because of the influence of Xu Qing, she also looked that often the film and television play is related. 撑着下巴浏览一会儿别人的种花经验,姜禾看看首页问题,因为许青的影响,她也经常看影视剧相关。 She is not very clear, is only ignorant, thought that two people should have the common topic, the unnecessary non- investment big energy, actually must have a general idea to understand. 她自己也不是很清楚,只是懵懵懂懂的,觉得两个人应该有共同的话题,不必要非投入多大精力,却要有个大概了解。 Has accompanied her to grow flowers like Xu Qing, these that she studies, Xu Qing all does not understand, the basic thing knows, if she has the matter to give the Xu Qing attendance the flower, Xu Qing will not plant the flower badly, even usually can also discuss to apply fertilizer the watering. 就像许青一直陪她养花,她学的那些,许青不全懂,基本的东西还是知道的,如果她有事把花交给许青照顾,许青也不会把花养坏,甚至平时还能探讨一下该不该施肥浇水了。 " How to regard xxx...... " 「如何看待xxx……」 Jiang He supporting the hand of chin takes, puts on the keyboard to tap. 姜禾把撑着下巴的手拿下来,放到键盘上轻敲。 " Thanked does not invite. 「谢不邀。 Was pressed by my husband has been watching this movie, from the beginning cannot understand, the novel that latter comes to see were many, recalled that the feeling is very interesting. 被我老公按着看过这部电影,一开始看不太懂,后来看的小说多了,回想起来感觉还是挺有意思的。 Plot that behind writes a letter on another's behalf, if treats as the novel that the front plot the reality has, behind style sudden change...... " 后面代笔的情节,如果把前面的剧情当作现实存在的小说的话,后面画风突变……」 Winter Melon grabbed own tail to play the little while, looked that two shovel excrement officers sat in oneself position respectively do not play with it, hit the yawn jumping up cat to grow up a trellis to lie. 冬瓜抓着自己的尾巴耍了会儿,看两个铲屎官各自坐在自己的位置上都不和它玩,打着哈欠跳上猫爬架卧下来。 ...... …… In November the weather is cool gradually. 十一月天气渐凉。 Xu Qing saw that in the crowd Qin Hao looks for Wang Zijun to learn from experienced people, approximately comes out simply, joined in the fun in the past, inquired that their wives do have any unusual performance, for example likes installing delicate anything. 许青看到群里秦浩王子俊取经,干脆约出来,也过去凑热闹,打听一下他俩的媳妇有没有什么异常表现,比如喜欢装柔弱什么的。 The ratio meets again, Wang Zijun dispirited many, is really big with the previous disparity, did not need to propose initially the single time. 再比见面,王子俊萎靡了不少,和上次差距甚大,更不用提当初单身的时候。 Was once worry-free, natural comfortable, now the whole face is thin and pale. 曾经无忧无虑,潇洒自在,现在满脸憔悴。 Looks at your, was fumbled and broken up the show?” “看你这样子,被玩坏了?” Oh......” “唉……” Regarding the Xu Qing words, Wang Zijun only beckons with the hand, sighs to extract the root smoke, hands over toward him. 对于许青的话,王子俊只摆了摆手,叹口气抽出根烟,朝他这边递递。 I do not pull out, weren't you abstention?” Xu Qing still remembers oneself have made oath, touches this thing again is the grandson. “我不抽,你不是戒了吗?”许青还记得自己发过的誓,再碰这玩意是孙子。 Abstained can pull out again, stopping smoking this matter was simplest, one week I can abstain from three times.” “戒了可以再抽啊,戒烟这种事最简单了,一星期我能戒三次。” Wang Zijun gets angry with the cigarette lighter point, long puts out the tone. 王子俊拿打火机点上火,长长吐出口气。 Initially high-spirited king Eldest Young Master? You look at me to be afraid like this.” “当初意气风发的王大少呢?你这样子看得我害怕。” Fears a wool, am I...... am...... a little am tired, drink?” “怕个毛,我就是……就是……有点累,喝一点?” In our family/home has the pregnant woman, you had not bumped initially.” “我们家里都有孕妇,你当初还一点不碰呢。” Also yes.” “也是。” Wang Zijun smiles one, ignites the cigarette ash to cross out two bottles the liquor that in the menu just cancelled, only remains one bottle. 王子俊笑一声,点着烟灰把菜单上刚勾的酒划掉两瓶,只剩一瓶。 How?” Xu Qing looked that his appearance is not quite right, wonders to say. “到底怎么了?”许青看他这副样子不太对劲,纳闷道。 What matter does not have.” “什么事也没有啊。” Do not install, something said directly, what is not other, bankruptcy? I select taking advantage of you.” “别装,有事直接说,又不是别的什么,破产了?我借你点。” Really all right,...... is very insipid.” “真没事,就……很没劲。” Wang Zijun a while, by the chairback, the eyelid hung, where does not know the significance, thought that every day is busy, does not know that was busy at anything, why could not mention the strength.” 王子俊顿了一会儿,靠在椅背上,眼睑微垂,“不知道意义在哪里,觉得每天都忙,又不知道忙了些什么,干什么都提不起力。” Does??” Qin Hao touches the chin, looks at each other one with Xu Qing. “干什么?都?”秦浩摸了摸下巴,和许青对视一眼。 Heard that what kind after the man loses the surname wants, will like fishing to consume the time the expensive activity, do you want to try?” “听说男人丧失姓欲以后会喜欢钓鱼什么的这一类耗时间又费钱的活动,你要不要试试?” Go away, I am strong.” “滚,我壮着呢。” Wang Zijun ridicules one, said: Does not know that does anything, you make me to come out, I possibly sit for day in the car(riage).” 王子俊笑骂一声,顿了顿道:“不知道干点什么,要不是你们约我出来,我可能在车里坐一天。” Illness requiring rest and good food, you must worry for the powdered milk diaper daily, possibly did not have such many matters.” “富贵病,你要天天为奶粉尿布发愁,可能就没这么多事了。” Also really perhaps.” Wang Zijun also feels reasonable, sighed: Really envies your poor ratio, lives that cheerfully.” “还真说不定。”王子俊也觉得有道理,叹口气道:“真羡慕你们穷比,活得那么乐呵。” „Does mother, our two hit his one?” Xu Qing said to Qin Hao. “妈的,我们两个打他一顿吧?”许青秦浩道。 Hitting the person is illegal, outside we dug up to throw his clothes.” Qin Hao said. “打人违法,咱们把他衣服扒了扔外面去。”秦浩道。 „.” “别别。” Wang Zijun begs for mercy, although became the father quickly, was not the past two ratios time, perhaps but these two goods really could do. 王子俊求饶,虽然都快当爹了,不是当年二比的时候,但这俩货说不定真干得出来。 Two filthy money...... did not say that you were happy?” Xu Qing looked that the Wang Zijun condition really is not quite right. “不就有两个臭钱嘛……这么说你就高兴了吧?”许青看出来王子俊状态是真的不太对劲。 Oh...... Qingzi, I thought that I was quickly despondent, played the game not to have the meaning continually.” Wang Zijun scratches the head, takes the smoke to attract one ruthlessly, is worried for own condition. “唉……青子,我觉得我快抑郁了,连玩游戏都没意思了。”王子俊挠挠头,拿着烟狠狠吸一口,为自己的状态苦恼。 Initially does not know when he has said probably, this whole life will play the game, played passing away time. 当初不知道什么时候他好像说过,这辈子都会玩游戏,玩到老死的时候。 Now is unable to make him obtain the game joyfully, he thought that oneself really has problems. 现在连游戏都无法让他获得快乐了,他觉得自己真的出了点问题。 Your rich men are the problem are many.” Qin Hao curls the lip. “你们有钱人就是毛病多。”秦浩撇了撇嘴。 Is learned from experienced people, now looks at Wang Zijun this stance, cannot take anything. 原本是过来取经的,现在看王子俊这架势,也取不到什么。 Before golden rich family not, likes speaking, has been very silent, he knows that oneself has the issue, but does not know where has problems. 狗大户没有以前那么爱说话,一直都很沉默,他知道自己有问题,但不知道到底是哪里出了问题。 Two people took the drink to accompany him to drink a while, the Qin Hao also a little matter, Xu Qing accompanied Wang Zijun to capture. 两个人拿着饮料陪他喝了一会儿,秦浩还有点事,许青陪着王子俊兜了一圈。 Is all right to play the child, the child lives is not plays?” “没事玩孩子,孩子生下来不就是玩的吗?” End, Xu Qing said. 末了,许青道。 Also yes, goes back to play the child, you also go back to accompany the wife, right, was your family that twin the dragon and phoenix embryo or?” “也是,回去玩玩孩子,你也回去陪媳妇吧,对了,你家那双胞胎是龙凤胎还是?” Does not know, had not asked that waited to live drew a lottery on that day again is interesting.” “不知道,没问,等着生那天再开奖才有意思。” You will play......” “还是你会玩……” Wang Zijun is convinced, if oneself family/home, the known same day possibly found the way to make clear. 王子俊服气,要是自己家的,知道的当天可能就想办法搞清楚了。 You asked, it is estimated that was the dragon and phoenix embryo.” Xu Qing is delicious, children complete in both, life winner. “不过你们都这么问,估计就是龙凤胎了。”许青美滋滋的,儿女双全,人生赢家。 Cannot think that on the day of his azure Sir also has. 想不到他青大人也有这一天。 Goes home, pastes on the head the Jiang He belly, Xu Qing felt that should be the dragon and phoenix embryo. 回了家,把脑袋贴姜禾肚子上,许青感觉应该就是龙凤胎了。 Intuition that cannot say, since cherished the twin, that certainly was best that...... 说不上来的直觉,既然怀了双胞胎,那一定是最好的那种…… He and Jiang He are the non- earthly branch, saving was so long, possibly for these two villain preparations. 他和姜禾一直都是非酋,积攒了那么久,可能就是为这两个小人儿预备的。 Jiang He places his head to feel the hand gently, does not know that Xu Qing pulls out what wind to lie on her belly, she first experiences taking this opportunity the feeling of becoming mother is also good. 姜禾把手放在他头上轻轻摸着,不知道许青抽什么风趴在她肚子上不起来,她借此机会先体验一下当妈的感觉也挺好。 Has a beard?” “留个胡子吧?” Does not remain.” “不留。” Has a beard to look like the father.” “留个胡子才像爸爸啊。” Who said?” Xu Qing feels bewildered about her idea, the heroine this occasional thought is very beyond comprehension. “谁说的?”许青对她的想法感到莫名其妙,女侠这偶尔的念头很让人费解。 You can say the old man, without the beard must blame.” “你可以自称老夫了,没胡子怪可笑的。” I did not say, I am young.” “我不自称,我还年轻。” Xu Qing scoffs at one to set out, he has not arrived at 30, the old what husband, is in full flower the age. 许青嗤一声起身,他还没到三十,老什么夫,正是风华正茂得年纪。 Initially yellow wool boy time liked, when the grandfather became the father, now actually likes saying oneself were young, possibly really old. 当初黄毛小子的时候都喜欢当爷爷当爸爸,现在却喜欢说自己年轻,可能就是真的年纪大了吧。 Old mostly is not the small issue, in December sees Wang Zijun again time, Xu Qing felt that the issue was big. 年纪大不大都是小问题,十二月再见到王子俊的时候,许青感觉问题大了。 „Are you up to mischief?” His face is inconceivable. “你搞什么鬼?”他一脸不可思议。 Wang Zijun sits on the brand-new wheelchair, waves toward him jubilantly. 王子俊坐在崭新的轮椅上,兴高采烈地朝他挥手。 Then side according to starts the button, the wheelchair toot toot faces forward. 然后按一下手边的按钮,轮椅嘟嘟就朝前走过来。
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