MWCTYA :: Volume #3

#288: Wind and rain thunder and lightning


LNMTL needs user funding to survive Read More

, Before my family wife came from 1000, ,我家老婆来自一千年前 Among many live broadcasts seems like local tyrant rows, actually straightens up actually many operates. 很多直播间看上去土豪一排排,其实实际上挺多都是运营的。 Especially association thing...... 尤其是公会这玩意…… What presents, 37 are divided, bah, Xu Qing did not understand. 什么如数奉还,三七分成,呸,许青都不了解。 Wang Zijun such golden rich family, will not throw money casually, recharging dislikes the checking card code to be troublesome, only then wants to make the anchor help oneself generation occasionally hit, the previous section, or leads him to fly, will flush one wave. 王子俊那样的狗大户,都不会随便扔钱,充值都嫌收验证码麻烦,只有偶尔想让主播帮自己代打一下,上个段,或者带他飞,才会冲一波。 Looks that a list person changed, Xu Qing is still considering as finished at heart this is how much money. 看着榜一的人变了,许青还在心里算了一下这是多少钱。 Thanks the local tyrant.”?? “谢谢土豪。”?? Xu Qing and Jiang He look at each other one. 许青姜禾对视一眼。 Has not seen money must also thank...... 没见过给人钱还要谢的…… „Is that...... impolite?” “那……不客气?” His expression was strange, receives to hit to enjoy also to say politely, it is estimated that entire slightly does not break up a trip unable to discover second. 他表情怪异,收到打赏还要说不客气,估计整个小破站找不出第二个来。 „......” “……” Xu Qing takes a look at the Jiang He gruff batch of appearances, his own ignorant, is also scratching the head to look at the barrage to flutter, rows of question marks demonstrate the Eight Trigrams (gossip) enthusiasms of other audience. 许青瞧瞧姜禾憨批的模样,他自己也一头懵,挠着头看弹幕飘过,一排排问号显示出其他观众的八卦热情。 „Did you run away the group hero to uphold justice in the evening?” He suspected that heroine waited the hand to be for a long time itchy at home, went out to be the tortoise hero......, cereal crop seedling hero. “你晚上偷跑出去行侠仗义了?”他怀疑女侠在家待久了手痒,出去做王八侠……呸,禾苗侠了。 I do not have.” “我没有啊。” Jiang He is bewildered, holds the arm of Xu Qing to rest daily, where has the big evening to go out. 姜禾一脸茫然,天天抱着许青的胳膊睡,哪有大晚上出过门。 The list one has not spoken again, probably the winding was the same, the audience looks at their dumbfounded appearance, worry wants to gossip, but they did not know the circumstances of the matter obviously, this was contradictory. 榜一没再说话,好像下线了一样,观众看着俩人懵逼的样子,抓心挠肝的想八卦,但俩人显然不知情,这就非常矛盾。 Strange matter......” “怪事……” One side Xu Qing fell back on looks for a list private letter, do not make an elementary student when the time comes to practice martial art swiped the family member bankcard large amount to hit to enjoy him secretly to feel the young fatty who on that day bumped into was very suspicious. 许青退到一边去找榜一私信了,别到时候闹出个小学生为了习武偷刷家人银行卡巨额打赏他觉得那天碰到的小胖子就挺可疑的。 Jiang He plays the game to look at Xu Qing one suddenly, starts to speak but hesitates, thinks considers now also in the live broadcast, then wholly-absorbed playing games. 姜禾打着游戏忽然瞧许青一眼,欲言又止,想了一下考虑到现在还在直播,便专心打游戏 Now goes to field of honor PK, has become be used to it, did not have the initial fervor again, does not know that is the area that she chose not to what's the matter, the Renminbi wave ss soldiers in hidden have not bumped into. 现在去决斗场pk,已经成为一种习惯了,再没有当初的激情,也不知道是她选的这个区不对还是怎么回事,连个隐藏的人民币波ss战士都没碰到过。 Before Xu Qing said squeak pays the treasure to send, admits defeat one set of years wrap/sets the matter, has not met one time, but wins to lose, slowly crawls upward. 许青以前说的‘吱付宝发来,认输一套年套’的事,一次都没遇见,只是赢赢输输,慢慢往上爬。 The anticipation has half eventually on Xu Qing this background board, Xu Qing is not, person little, but also without her broadcasts lol to look at the person many, although did not speak, but in the barrage the audience sent the bronze malignant tumor silver malignant tumor and so on entertaining, looks that she killed the four directions then to lose greatly, the teammate spurted mutually actually neglects her, was exceptionally happy. 看点终究还是有一半在许青这个背景板上,许青不在,人就少很多,还没她播lol看得人多,虽然不怎么说话,但弹幕里观众发青铜毒瘤白银毒瘤之类的自娱自乐,看着她大杀四方然后输掉,队友互喷却忽略她,异常欢乐。 Possibly is also broadcasts few reasons...... Jiang He secretly to analyze, if like hitting field of honor, quick aesthetic weary, then repeat in cycles. 可能也是播得少的原因……姜禾暗自分析,如果像打决斗场一样,很快就会审美疲劳,然后循环往复。 She has also thought changes lol to broadcast, but two game differences are too big, did not say other, field of honor several minutes a game, one hour can hit many bureaus, lol actually can only hit one or two, only if surrenders directly, otherwise three one hour. 她也想过改换lol播,但是两个游戏差别太大,不说别的,决斗场几分钟一局,一小时可以打很多局,lol却只能打一把或者两把,除非直接投降,不然三把下来就一个多小时了。 Xu Qing has not chosen this game to her from the beginning considers the time, three, with have not hit the difference is not big, this game takes lots of time, meets the deeply worried bureau possibly to tow for a long time, day of so many, made this, other time were occupied. 许青一开始没给她选这个游戏就是考虑到时间,三把,和没打区别不大,这种游戏是占用大量时间的,遇到焦灼局可能拖得更久,一天的时间就那么多,做多了这个,其余时间就被挤占了。 She also has must do, the hat of ancient people just got rid, in the future will just start, cannot waste at the game. 她还有很多要做的,古代人的帽子刚刚摆脱,未来才刚刚开始,不能都浪费在游戏上。 Only if really discards that innumerable possibility, this road arrives black, can like Xu Qing, the flower hold the computer the time every day greatly...... , if no other better outlet at the appointed time, she chooses like this. Now still pulls out one hour of live broadcast in every day, rides a donkey while looking for a horse, once there is a better choice, then discards this broken game. 除非真的舍弃那无数可能,这条路走到黑,就可以像许青一样,每天花大把时间抱着电脑……如果到时没有其他更好的出路,她才这样选择。现在还在每天抽一小时直播,就是骑驴找马,一旦有更好的选择,便扔掉这个破游戏。 Jiang He has stroked own plan more than once. 姜禾不止一次捋过自己的计划。 Innermost feelings intelligent one batch. 内心聪明的一批。 Eight time, Jiang He switches off the game and live broadcast, Xu Qing collects, takes the cell phone to look to Jiang He. 八点时间到,姜禾关掉游戏和直播,许青才凑过来,拿着手机给姜禾看。 Here has a private letter.” A Jiang He fingers of computer, I guess that is she sends.” “这儿有个私信。”姜禾指指电脑,“我猜是她发的。” You guess that was who?” “你猜出来是谁了?” Feeling...... is indefinite, therefore I had not just opened.” Jiang He was saying rocking mouse, selects that indefinite private letter. “感觉……不确定,所以我刚刚才没打开。”姜禾说着晃动鼠标,点开那个不确定的私信。 One big orange: 壹颗大大橙子: Very long very long character, quite baffling, makes Jiang He show really such expression, looks up Xu Qing. 很长很长的字,没头没尾的,却让姜禾露出果然如此的表情,抬头看许青 Actually this is our fire, is she......” Xu Qing flexure flexure wing of the nose, the Jiang He live broadcast has the custom of video upload each time, except for touching her foot that time, other on passes to the main page, maximum broadcast has 300,000, he practices to play chain armor these shows to operate at first retransmits many have. “这究竟是我们火呢,还是她……”许青挠挠鼻翼,姜禾每次直播都有把视频上传的习惯,除了摸她脚那次,其他的都上传到主页,最高的播放量有三十万,还是最初他练桩玩锁子甲那些骚操作转发多的才有。 Ghost livestock that others make, probably is also several hundred thousand broadcast. 哦,还有别人做的鬼畜,好像也是几十万播放量。 Also does not know that which video from sees. 也不知道是从哪个视频看到的。 Gives you.” “又是给你的。” Jiang He is thinking Xu Qing bound tightly the appearance that the quilt trembles in Suzhou on that day , set out to clutch suddenly him, two hands rub his face. 姜禾想着在苏州那天许青裹紧被子发抖的样子,顿了一下,忽然直起身把他揪下来,两只手揉搓他的脸。 „Are you so how fierce?” “你怎么就这么厉害呢?” Because I am Xu Qing.” “因为我是许青。” Xu Qing snort/hum, moves sideways to be separated from the Jiang He evil clutches. 许青哼一声,闪身脱离姜禾的魔爪。 This fellow braves, he forgot at that matter of Suzhou, after coming back, and after Xu Wenbin boasts then the brain of throwing . 要不是这家伙冒出来,他都忘了在苏州的那事了,回来后和许文斌吹了个牛便抛之脑后。 She said that we love the life yeah.” Jiang He takes the mouse to continue. “她说我们热爱生活哎。”姜禾拿着鼠标继续点点点。 Two poor are more laughing than daily, whom don't you deeply love to deeply love?” “两个穷比天天嘻嘻哈哈,你不热爱谁热爱?” „Are we poor?” “我们穷吗?” Was poor, you playing games kept a family daily.” “穷死了,你天天打游戏养家糊口。” Also yes......” “也是哦……” Jiang He to keeping a family these four characters is very satisfied, Xu Qing is gluttonous and lazy, she is that keeping a family person, daily prepares food also insufficiently, but must do laundry, but also wants playing games to make money, but must learn/study, in the evening must endure the harassment of Xu Qing. 姜禾对养家糊口这四个字很是满意,许青好吃懒做,她才是那个养家糊口的人,天天做饭还不够,还要洗衣服,还要打游戏赚钱,还要学习,晚上还得忍受许青的骚扰。 Rewards itself to eat a piece of Chinese hawthorn. 奖励自己吃片山楂。 The dried sweet potato had been eliminated by her, now likes on this sour Chinese hawthorn piece, anti- does not eat like the dried sweet potato, will eat 45 pieces to feel greasy one time, but will take one piece to put the mouth simply occasionally should not be good. 红薯干早已经被她消灭完了,现在喜欢上这种酸溜溜的山楂片,不像红薯干那样耐吃,一次性吃四五片会觉得腻,但是偶尔拿一片放嘴里简直不要太棒。 The careful finger pinches the Chinese hawthorn piece to place the mouth, bites one lightly, narrows the eye, Jiang He this appearance that enjoys the world to the taste looks at some Xu Qing at heart innumerable troughs, 细细的手指捏着山楂片放在嘴边,轻咬一口,眯起眼睛,姜禾这副享受人间至味的模样看得许青心里有无数槽, Went to the paternal grandmother home like the childhood, the next door keeps two him of big nasal mucus, bares a sugar to contain in the appearance of mouth. 像极了小时候去奶奶家,隔壁留着大鼻涕的二丫,剥开一颗糖含在嘴里的模样。 How long no matter treats in the modern age, the disposition of this Kaiyuan hick feared that has not resulted in changes. 不管在现代待多久,这副开元土包子的脾性怕是没得改了。 Xu Qing rubbed the arm to prepare to take a bath, changes mind the matter that one wants to record to install the wound to be seen through, put down the hand calmly. 许青揉着胳膊准备去洗澡,转念一想记起来装伤的事被识破了,若无其事地放下手。 Under do you want to wear the high-heeled shoes to look to me?” “等下你要不要穿高跟鞋给我看一下?” „Are you Teddy who was online says?” Jiang He asked. “你是不是就是网上说的泰迪?”姜禾问。 „??” “??” Hurries to sleep.” Jiang He urged. “赶紧睡觉去吧。”姜禾催促。 I do not rest.” “我不睡了。” ...... …… Night. 夜深。 In the air full is Shi hua fragrance. 空气中满是石某花的香气。 Makes the cold wind the air conditioning to work industriously, makes sound slightly. 制造冷风的空调辛勤劳动着,发出微微的声音。 Jiang He pulls the quilt to obstruct reluctantly on the belly, prevents to catch cold. 姜禾懒懒地扯过被子遮在肚子上,防止着凉。 The aftertaste has not dispersed for a very long time, she narrows the eye to look at the window curtains. 余韵久久未散,她眯着眼睛看着窗帘。 Nowadays has the initial surface to be calm early, is flustered a number of times. 现如今早不是没有当初表面冷静,内心慌得一批的时候了。 She understands gradually why Wangzi awoke the princess later behind not to have, because the television station did not let broadcast. 她渐渐明白为什么王子亲醒了公主以后后面就没了,因为电视台不让播。 What felt?” Xu Qing buries in her hair asked. “什么感觉?”许青把头埋在她头发里问。 Feeling......” “感觉……” Jiang He from the Xu Qing head plate, was making a connection slowly, no matter what supervises two lineage/vein.” 姜禾手从许青的头上慢慢盘着,“打通了任督二脉。” „...... Rests quickly, tomorrow will also want getting up early back text.” “……快睡吧,明天还要早起背课文呢。” Do not say matter that feels disappointed.” “不要说这么扫兴的事。” ...... …… Feels disappointed to turn over to feel disappointed, should study must study. 扫兴归扫兴,该学还要学。 Studies many, Jiang He more realized that charm of studying, that is is very since childhood difficult to realize in the urbanite who the modern age grows up. 学得越多,姜禾越体会到读书的魅力,那是从小在现代长大的都市人很难体会到的。 Studies the obvious change, is not the destiny, but is cognition to this world. 读书显而易见的改变,不是什么命运,而是自身对这个世界的认知。 From a white paper to understanding all of modern, has Baidu this tool, any question almost can explain. 从一张白纸到了解现代的一切,有百度这个工具,任何疑问几乎都可以解答。 Originally wind and rain thunder and lightning, all from place. 原来风雨雷电,皆自地出。 Originally the solar eclipse lunar eclipse has every year. 原来日食月食每年都有。 Originally the person intestines also want long 4-5 times compared with the height...... 原来人肠子比身高还要长4-5倍…… Well? 咦? Probably mixed in any strange thing. 好像混入了什么奇怪的东西。 Jiang He one pile of books, on the novel with bookshelf trade are looking, when one day lies in the early morning, the morning is the best learn/study time, this was Xu Qing says. 姜禾的一堆书,和书架上的小说换着看,一日之际在于晨,早晨是最佳的学习时机,这是许青说的。 The trivial talk takes summer vacation, occasionally can in the window see she and little friend passed by outside, was only possibly old, no longer liked shouting that like first two years Brother permits Brother Qing, then made up the work here. 小言放了暑假,偶尔能在窗边看到她和小伙伴在外面路过,只是可能年龄大了点,不再像前两年那样喜欢过来喊许青哥哥,然后在这里补作业。 Summer, Jiang He besides goes to take a walk with Gong Ping occasionally, puts on the shorts short sleeve, is stepping on the slipper, blows the ventilator to read to take the note in the room, occasionally plays the game. 炎炎夏日,姜禾除了偶尔跟宫萍出去逛街之外,就穿着短裤短袖,踩着拖鞋,在屋里吹着风扇看书做笔记,偶尔玩玩游戏。 Calledone big orangelist one occasionally spiral spring barrage when live broadcast, two people saw will return, without the attention then considered as finished. 叫’壹颗大大橙子’的榜一偶尔会在直播时发条弹幕,两人看到了就会回一下,没注意便算了。 The house repairs in October, two people looked at one in the past, is above the Jiang He imagination, bright and clean floor, brand-new closet, spacious half of kitchens, as well as floating window in bedroom. 房子是在十月份装修好的,两个人过去看了一眼,超乎姜禾想象,光洁的地板,崭新的壁柜,还有宽敞了一半的厨房,以及卧室里的飘窗。 Each room looks, hick Jiang He cannot believe simply for three months ago this is that clown the bare shell, depends to wish one could on the bed to move to experience immediately, was dragging away by Xu Qing hardly. 各个房间看一下,土包子姜禾简直不敢相信三个月前这还是那个丑兮兮的毛坯房,赖在床上恨不得马上就搬过来体验一下,被许青硬拖着走了。 Methanal, withstand/top red compared with your cranes also fierce, attracts two that anything, cannot give birth to the child, ages, takes off/escapes the hair, the hair falls baldly.” “甲醛,比你们那个鹤顶红还厉害,多吸两口就就那个什么,生不出孩子,变老,脱头发,头发哗哗掉成光头。” Xu Qing in the head gesticulates adeptly while frightens her, just repaired to live well, the person of practicing martial art cannot shoulder. 许青一边拿手在头上比划一边吓她,刚装修好就想住进去,习武之人也扛不住。 Making a connection no matter what supervises two lineage/vein to be useless. 打通任督二脉都没用。 Jiang He knows that was very fearful, cannot bear turns head repeatedly, „is really our?” 姜禾知道很可怕了,还是忍不住频频回头,“真是我们的呀?” Really?” “真的是呀?” „Is our new home so good?” “我们新房那么好啊?” Facts showed that no matter the ancient people or the modern people, are like the affection of house thing. 事实证明,不管古代人还是现代人,对房子这东西的喜爱都是一样的。 Otherwise Su Dongpo near old will not ask the younger brother to lend money to purchase homes. 不然苏东坡临老了也不会找弟弟借钱买房了。 Xu Wenbin wants to participate in the repair of Xu Qing new home, after being rejected, waits for him to do what flower, waits to see the pictures of two person solid rackets, without sound. 许文斌本来想参与一下许青新房的装修,被拒绝后就等着他能搞出什么花儿来,等看到两个人实拍的照片,没声儿了。 Jiang He happily and Zhou Suzhi nest in the kitchen, had the family/home of harboring intentions, but also is above good of anticipation, without the means was not happy. 姜禾开心地和周素芝窝在厨房,有了心心念念的家,还超乎意料的好,没办法不高兴。 Comes here three years, not only there is a closest person, a own place belonged their. 来这里三年有余,不仅有了最亲密的人,还有了属于自己的一个地方属于他们两个人的。 With the words in game, this Kaiyuan person opened external. 用游戏上的话来说,她这个开元人开外挂了。 Father, sees my wife, daily laughs foolishly, good.” “爸,看我媳妇,天天傻乐呵,多好。” Your mother played mahjong to win was so also cheerful.” “你妈打麻将赢了也这么乐呵。” Lost?” “输了呢?” „......” “……” Xu Wenbin both hands build alternately on the knee, sat the moment, sets out to go to the study room, after a while takes «Art of War» comes out. 许文斌双手交叉搭在膝盖上,坐了片刻,起身去书房,过了一会儿拿着一本《孙子兵法》出来。 Father, your is not right......” “爸,您这就不对了啊……” I look at my book, what matter closes your?” “我看我的书,关你什么事?” Both of us have not married.” “我俩还没结婚呢。” Led card nearly one year, what has not married? Manages a liquor the matter, the new home was good, shouldn't this on...... discuss a next day?” Xu Wenbin mentioned this, put down the book to ponder over. “领证都快一年了,什么叫还没结婚?办个酒的事,新房好了,这不就……该商量一下日子了吧?”许文斌说起这个,放下书琢磨。 Marries this matter, just like move, is an important matter. 结婚这种事,和搬家一样,是件大事。 Traditional big celebration three, the marriage, moves on to better things and gives birth, the been fastidious that families, these three types must chat the banquet, invites the guest, is tasteful, but must look for the geomancy master, calculates the lucky day and time, selects an auspicious time. 传统大喜事就三件,婚嫁、乔迁、生子,讲究的那种人家,这三种都要大摆酒席,宴请宾客,再讲究一点的,还要找个风水师傅,算一算良辰吉日,择个吉时。 According to Zhou Suzhi that superstitious temper, the marriage must certainly find the person to carry a shoulder-pole load the auspicious day, although Xu Qing is unsuperstitious, but this type of thing also selected did not suffer a loss, loved effective, no matter used, arranged in any case on. 周素芝那迷信的性子,结婚肯定要找人挑挑好日子,许青虽然不迷信,但这种东西也是挑了不吃亏,爱管用不管用,反正安排上。 Discussed that the day...... next year, I thought does not use that anxiously.” Xu Qing takes a look at Xu Wenbin to buckle the Art of War on table, suddenly to the marriage was not that urgent. “商量日子……明年吧,我觉得不用那么急。”许青瞅一眼许文斌扣在桌上的孙子兵法,突然对结婚不是那么急迫了。 After helping Jiang He made a connection, no matter what supervises two lineage/vein, marriage several months of late several months, mainly looked early Jiang He...... the present considered the expedited childbirth matter, should be late. 在帮姜禾打通了任督二脉之后,结婚早几个月晚几个月都可以,主要看姜禾……现在考虑到被催生的事,应该晚点好。 If Jiang He must go to school, is very pregnant is not definitely good. 姜禾如果要上学的话,挺个大肚子肯定不行。 The father and son will break off pull this year or two women of next year matter to the kitchen come out the meal end, washed washing the hands together, will prepare to eat meal. 父子俩掰扯今年还是明年的事一直到厨房里俩女人把饭菜端出来,才一起去洗了洗手,准备吃饭。 Coming is celebrates, has not moved officially, but Xu Qing has carefully looked at each corner, care of very repair, has not discovered what slight defect. 过来就是庆祝的,还没正式搬进去,不过许青已经把各个角落仔细看过,装修的很细心,并没发现什么瑕疵。 „Is mother, when your wedding anniversary?” Xu Qing carries the bowl to open the mouth suddenly, so many years do not seem to see the old couples to celebrate. “妈,你们结婚纪念日是什么时候?”许青端着碗忽然开口,这么多年好像没见老两口庆祝过。 Spring or summer or autumn? 春天还是夏天还是秋天呢? The feeling summer probability is quite big, he is in June the birthday, but at that time married almost started to make the child immediately, therefore...... 感觉夏天的概率比较大,他是六月份生日,而那时候结婚了几乎就是立马开始造小孩,所以…… What commemoration day? Marriage?” Zhou Suzhi thinks, looks to Xu Wenbin, „do we autumn tie?” “什么纪念日?结婚?”周素芝想了想,看向许文斌,“咱们秋天结得吧?” In the winter, I rode 28 coffin stands to meet you in the past, brand-new, you shrank the neck to sit on the back seat, hid from behind me.” Xu Wenbin shrank the neck to study, he still remembers that at that time Zhou Suzhi jumped to take a seat, he is pushing the vehicle, carried to go home her from the Zhou Suzhi maternal home step by step. “冬天,我骑着二八大杠过去接你,崭新的,你缩着脖子坐后座上,躲我背后。”许文斌缩着脖子学了一下,他还记得那时候周素芝一蹦就坐上去了,他推着车子,一步一步从周素芝娘家把她载回家里。 „It is not right, I remember am autumn, before I change the clothes, ate a moon cake, my mother did not make me drink water, dry, which day?” “不对啊,我记得是秋天,我换衣服前还吃了块月饼,我妈不让我喝水,干巴巴的,哪天来着?” Where I remember which day, remembers that your sleeve held, puts on the road a few words not saying that smiling.” “我哪记得哪天,就记得你俩袖子一揣,搁路上一句话都不说,就一个劲儿的笑。”
To display comments and comment, click at the button