Looks at the computer right bottom date, Xu Qing realized suddenly, Jiang He came immediately here one year. 看着电脑右下角的日期,许青忽然意识到,姜禾马上就来这里一年了。 The present was on July 30, in a half month, was just one year, 365 days. 现在是7月30号,再过半个月,就是刚好一年整,365天。 Is really unconscious...... 真就是不知不觉啊…… Xu Qing sighs with emotion one, having a look at that side in Jiang He of studying independently junior middle school knowledge, in the hand to fluctuate several to capture the hand signal. 许青感慨一声,看看那边已经在自学初中知识的姜禾,手里变幻了几个擒拿手势。 A year passed by like this, helped the plan that Jiang He prepared be quicker than him. 一年就这样过去了,比他帮姜禾准备的计划快了很多。 Is the plan with more than one year familiar, fits into the society normally, then pointed has a next modern education, the result because of the internet reason, the Jiang He integration process with taking plane to be the same. 原本是打算用一年多来熟悉,正常融入社会,然后再针对性的接受一下现代教育,结果因为网络的缘故,姜禾的融入过程和坐飞机一样。 Not only the learned plays the game, becomes friends, even also learns to watch the piece, plays the small butter...... 不仅学会玩游戏,交朋友,甚至还学会看片,玩小黄油…… Woman. 呵,女人。 Stands thinks in the boyfriend angle carefully, probably did not have formally has given the gift. 站在男朋友角度仔细想想,好像还没正儿八经的送过礼物。 Before Jiang He must rely on him to live, no matter delivered anything to be regarded to owe by her, no pleasantly surprised feeling, will only have the pressure, like heating pad anything, afterward plush bear also taking advantage of playing dart to her. 之前姜禾还要依赖他生活,不管送什么都是被她当成欠的,没什么惊喜感,只会有压力,像暖宝宝什么的,后来毛绒熊也是借着玩镖给她的。 Currently she also has oneself income, was half independence. 现在她也有了自己的收入,算是半独立了。 Now immediately one year, must ponder over well. 现在马上一年,得好好琢磨一下。 Takes up the cell phone preparation to open some treasure, above has the Qin Hao round has not read the news, the Xu Qing point opens has a look, a fully-armed black face fatty smiles and fool equally big face appears on the screen. 拿起手机准备打开某宝,上面有秦浩发的未读消息,许青点开看看,一个全副武装的黑脸胖子笑得和傻子一样大脸出现在屏幕上。 „My this is graceful? Is graceful? Like Qin Qiong?!” “我这帅不帅？帅不帅？像不像秦琼？！” Qin Hao spoke, while pounded the chest, like the cocky big cockerel, is only holding up the head . 秦浩一边说话,一边哐哐砸自己胸口,像只得瑟的大公鸡一样,昂着头,哐哐哐。 Like Yuchi Jingde also almost...... 像尉迟恭还差不多…… Xu Qing complained, takes the cell phone to have a look to Jiang He: „Doesn't this fool look like like your seconds in command?” 许青吐槽,拿着手机给姜禾看看:“这个傻子像不像你们二当家？” „Second in command is not so short.” “二当家没这么矮。” „Hehe.” “嘿嘿。” Qin Maocai does the armor that compared with big that he makes, the iron hoop specification is also big 1st, just finished by the present, likely is tonight handles, was put on to show off by Qin Hao in high spirits. 秦茂才做的的盔甲是比他做的大,铁环规格也是大一号的,到现在才刚刚完工,很可能是今晚搞定的,然后就被秦浩兴冲冲穿上来显摆。 The father and son stature difference are very many, the Qin Maocai skeleton is big, Qin Hao is short, outside this big armor wrap/sets on Qin Hao, has the solid feel compared with Xu Qing that. 父子俩身材差挺多,秦茂才骨架大,秦浩矮壮,这大盔甲套外秦浩身上,比许青那件更有厚重感。 „Do I help you make a skirt?” Xu Qing thinks that the iron hoop ends uselessly, but also remains, said to Jiang He. “我帮你做个裙子吧？”许青想起来铁环没用完,还剩一些,对姜禾说道。 „Is skirt useful? Guards against others to cut my leg?” Jiang He despises his one eyes, „how, moreover does the skirt put on? Then heavy definitely falls downward.” “裙子有什么用？防着别人砍我腿吗？”姜禾鄙视他一眼,“而且裙子怎么穿？那么重肯定往下掉。” „Can add two suspenders, turns into the suspenders skirt.” “可以加两个吊带,变成吊带裙。” Xu Qing thinks that Jiang He puts on the appearance of suspenders skirt the iron hoop arranges, happy, then cancels this thought. 许青想了想姜禾穿着铁环编的吊带裙的样子,乐了一下,然后打消这个念头。 Is she, really did too to be really stupid. 就是逗逗她,真做出来实在太蠢了。 Flipped the group, blind date falls in love with the whole family by the short video and article of Zhou Suzhi share brushing the screen. 翻翻群,相亲相爱一家人又被周素芝分享的短视频和文章给刷屏了。 „Can you change the group name card?” Xu Qing has a look in the group four people, asked toward Jiang He. “你要不要改个群名片？”许青看看群里四个人,朝姜禾问。 The Xu Wenbin nickname is ‚person who in family/home makes money’, Zhou Suzhi is ‚in family/home the spend money person’. 许文斌昵称是‘家里挣钱的人’,周素芝是‘家里花钱的人’。 He is ‚Loafer’, this is Xu Wenbin installs to him. 他自己是‘游手好闲的人’,这是许文斌给他安上的。 Only has Jiang He, but also called her light dance to fly upwards. 只有姜禾,还叫她的轻舞飞扬。 „How will you change this name?” Jiang He also fishes out the cell phone to have a look, she has wanted to ask this question. “你们怎么会改这种名字？”姜禾也摸出手机看看,她早就想问这个问题了。 „My mother idled gives her couple to change, then my father looked that I have not changed uncomfortable, installed one to me.” “我妈闲得慌给她两口子改了,然后我爸看我没改不爽,又给我安上一个。” „What can I change? Feels...... that anything's appearance well.” “我要改什么？感觉好……那个什么的样子。” „Very stupid appearance? Whole families restless is very interesting, you called in the family/home the stupidest person.” Xu Qing put forward the proposal toward her, in the family/home the stupidest person...... “很蠢的样子？一家人蠢蠢的挺有意思,你就叫家里最蠢的人吧。”许青朝她提出建议,家里最蠢的人…… „I do not call that!” “我才不要叫那个！” The Jiang He decisive rejection, paddles the finger point to open the short video of Zhou Suzhi share, a big voice makes a sound. 姜禾果断拒绝,划动手指点开周素芝分享的短视频,一个大嗓门就响起来。 " Drink is really undrinkable, does not believe that we do an experiment, using this paper puts, then stirs, will have anything...... " 「饮料真的不能喝,不信啊,我们做个实验,把用这个纸放进去,然后搅拌,会发生什么……」 In video a woman language fast extremely quickly, the picture takes a cup, loads into the drink to put the paper, stirring later takes, paper changes countenance. 视频上一个妇女语速极快地叭叭叭,画面是拿着一个杯子,装进饮料放纸,搅拌之后拿出来,纸变色了。 " Sees? In this is the pigments! Daily drinks this...... " 「看到没有？这里面都是色素！天天喝这个……」 ??? ？？？ A Jiang He face suspicion life, was under the enormous impact probably, side looked to the refrigerator. 姜禾一脸怀疑人生,好像受到了极大冲击,侧头看向冰箱。 Inside except for Cola and yogurt, there are several cans of gaily colored Finda anything. 里面除了可乐和酸奶,也有几罐红红绿绿的芬达什么的。 „Do not look at these, falls the intelligence quotient.” Xu Qing said. “别看那些,降智商。”许青道。 „What is pigment? Will dye the green the tooth?” “色素是什么？会把牙齿染成绿色？” „Cannot.” “不会。” „That......” “那……” „This thing does not know that many people drink, then the big food safety regulates you not to believe that letter/believes old ladies...... also to study.” “这玩意不知道多少人喝,那么大的食品安全监管你不信,信一个老娘们叭叭叭……还得多读书。” „Really?” Jiang He scratches the head, „how will that change color?” “真的？”姜禾挠挠头,“那怎么会变色？” „The carrot tomato that you usually eat will be able...... me to buy several jin (0.5 kg) loyalty pitaya to come back another day and ensure you will urinate are red.” “你平时吃的胡萝卜西红柿都会……改天我买几斤红心火龙果回来,保证你尿尿都是红的。” „......” “……” Jiang He hears word clamps the leg, „I do not eat!” 姜禾闻言不由夹紧腿,“我不吃！” , She pointed at delimits to the screen: „Since is false, how some people believe? Don't you give your mother to explain?” 顿了一下,她手指划向屏幕:“既然是假的,怎么会有人信？你不给你妈妈解释一下吗？” Zhou Suzhi shared many videos, the casual point opens one is that boastfulness, dai dai...... 周素芝分享了好多视频,随便点开一个都是那种浮夸风,嘚吧嘚…… „Our mother.” “咱妈。” „Don't you give us...... you not to give to explain?” “你不给咱……你不给解释一下吗？” „My father do not give her to explain, she happily on line.” “我爸都不给她解释,她高兴就行了。” Xu Qing turns to record to switch off WeChat, curls the lip saying: „ I, if runs and she explained, will be regarded retarded —— unable to explain by their couple my mother will think I studied to read stupidly, explained that she became angry out of shame clear. 许青翻一下记录关掉微讯,撇嘴道:“我要是跑过去和她解释,会被他们两口子当成弱智——解释不清我妈会觉得我读书读傻了,解释清了她就恼羞成怒。 My father will think that tries to explain with my mother I of this thing was too silly. ” 我爸会觉得试图和我妈解释这东西的我太傻了。” „......” “……” Jiang He opens mouth, is speechless. 姜禾张张嘴,无话可说。 The curtain of night sinks gradually. 夜幕渐沉。 Arrived seven points, Jiang He sat to the throne on, starts own field of honor journey. 到了七点,姜禾坐到宝座上,开始自己的决斗场征程。 With winning updates slowly equipment renewal in the field of honor, now hits with ease a point, slowly is making great strides forward toward 1700 points. 在决斗场用胜点慢慢把身上的装备更新换代一下,现在打起来更轻松了一点,慢慢的在朝1700分迈进。 After this month of precipitation, the fans count drop that such such as Xu Qing said that the approach is stable by the present. 经过这一个月沉淀,粉丝数如许青说的那样回落,到现在已经趋近稳定。 Xu Qing and other live broadcasts ended, draw her to suspend the softening sword, tries to cause a good movement seemingly to have wuxia model/pattern, facilitates to record the video insertion advertisement. 许青等直播结束,拉着她摆弄软剑,试图弄出个好动作看起来有武侠范,方便录视频插入广告。 „You today......” “你今天……” „Un?” “嗯？” „All right.” “没事。” Jiang He shakes the head, manipulates the sword to make he himself practice there, oneself take a bath to prepare to sleep. 姜禾摇头,摆弄完剑让他自己在那儿练习,自己则洗澡准备睡觉。 Said does not move, that does not move, she rests the bed more comfortable. 说了不搬过来,那就是不搬过来,她一个人睡大床更舒服。 Felt strange how this fellow did change the temper? 只是奇怪这家伙怎么改了性子？ After having said good night, Jiang He lies on the bed, turns two bodies the big bear pillow after the brain, takes cell phone. 道过晚安后姜禾躺在床上,翻两个身把大熊枕在脑后,拿着手机点点点。 Outside the sound vanishes gradually, Xu Qing that then takes a bath opens the door to come. 外面踢踢踏踏的声音渐渐消失,然后洗完澡的许青打开门进来。 „You did not say that doesn't move?!” Jiang He air/Qi stares him, if we had known does not write. “你不是说不搬过来吗？！”姜禾气得瞪他,早知道不写了。 „I have not moved, pillow quilt in that side.” “我没搬啊,枕头被子都在那边呢。” The Xu Qing booth lets go, sits to the bedhead say/way: „Coming was you says the matter......” 许青摊摊手,坐到床头道:“过来是和你说说事……” „The issue of that status is very difficult, if has not succeeded for the first time, behind will be more difficult, must therefore prepare for the first time fully, you know?” “那个身份的问题挺难,如果第一次没成功,后面会更难,所以第一次要准备充分,你知道的吧？” „Un, knows.” Jiang He had known about this point, is because the first inadequate words difficulty will increase, therefore Xu Qing wants to prepare cautiously sufficiently. “嗯,知道。”姜禾对这一点早就了解,就是因为第一次不成的话难度会加大,所以许青才小心翼翼想要准备充足。 „I am fear you to be impatient, actually now also has nothing place that needs to use the status, so long as we prepared to be good safely, now in this community you were also very ripe......” “我就是怕你心急,其实现在也没什么需要用身份的地方,我们只要安心准备就行了,现在在这个小区里你也挺熟了……” Xu Qing slowly as supine as bed on, gathers by Jiang He, sluggish said/tunnel: „ That Aunt Cheng, the trivial talk, they are the strong evidences, crosses you celebrate two Spring Festival this year here, after the memory retrogression, others to have a general impression, here lived was very long, particularly their two, know that I light/only pursued you to pursue for several years, then you moved. 许青慢慢仰到床上,凑到姜禾旁边,慢吞吞地道:“那个程婶,还有小言,她们就是有力的佐证,过了今年你就在这里过了两个春节,记忆消退后别人会有个大概印象,在这里生活了很久了,尤其是她们两个,知道我光追你就追了好几年,然后你才搬过来。 Outside deva-eye, does not know to cover, was levelled your sudden matter to the present in any case, now does not fear the police to check, this was a very big progress...... ” 还有外面的天眼,不知道会不会覆盖,反正你突然出现的事到现在算是被抹平了,现在也不怕警察查,这是个很大的进步……” Jiang He listens to the plan that he is saying earnestly, the nod, heard Xu Qing to say after a while turns off a light, she put out a hand according to falling the lamp, in the retracting bedding, felt where had to be not quite right. 姜禾认真听着他说的计划,不由点头,过了一会儿听到许青说关灯吧,她伸手按掉灯,缩回被窝里,才感觉有哪里不太对劲。 „You how also here?” “你怎么还在这里？” „In dire straits, good night.” “困死了,晚安。” Xu Qing hugs her not to let go, the head arches several in side, closes the eye to pretend to be sleeping. 许青抱着她不撒手,脑袋在旁边拱几下,闭上眼睛装睡。 „......” “……” Jiang He wielded the fist, is opening the eye in the darkness peacefully a while, turns over puts him to conduct the back the hand. 姜禾挥了挥拳头,在黑暗里睁着眼睛安静了一会儿,翻个身把手放到他背上。 „Good night.” “晚安。”