If the current life can continue irrevocably, Xu Qing felt oneself are probably happy. 如果目前的生活可以一成不变持续下去,许青觉得自己大概是幸福的。 But in the world nothing will not change. 但世界上没有什么是不会改变的。 If he moved to the hovel, such as Jiang He rested the master bedroom, stem Jiang He that such as he ejected has been able to catch occasionally. 如他搬到了杂物间,如姜禾睡进了主卧,如他抛出的梗姜禾已经偶尔能接住。 Even Jiang He also learned the supporting speaker, will express with ‚humph’ and other toned words with amazement. 甚至姜禾还学会了捧哏,会用‘嚯’等语气词来表示惊讶。 After the change, following is not right. 改变以后,随之而来的就是不对劲。 May 23. 五月23号。 „Don't you go out to play today?” “你今天不出去玩吗？” The words that Jiang He said made Xu Qing feel to seem to have met before. 姜禾说出来的话让许青觉得似曾相识。 „You are not right.” “你不对劲。” „I am very right.” Jiang He lowers the head to say. “我很对劲。”姜禾低着头道。 „No, you...... do not want to study to rest, does not need always to think disburses to go to me.” “不,你……不想学可以歇歇,不用老想着把我支出去。” Xu Qing puts the blame on the reason in the mathematical book, because Jiang He just also asked: How many years this old man does not explain directly oneself, can set the topic awkwardly small bright? 许青把原因归咎于数学书上,因为姜禾刚刚还问了:这个老头怎么不直接说明白自己多少岁,非要出题为难小明？ Can visit her very much to be annoyed, this should be for the first time and small bright altogether sentiment. 看得出来她很恼火,这应该是和小明第一次共情。 If in the reality has this person, asked age time said many years ago my age is your integral multiple, many years later the age will differ the complement...... Balla Balla, Jiang He should unable to bear a sword stab to death him. 如果现实里有这种人,问年龄的时候说多少年前我年龄是你的整倍数,多少年后年龄相差余数……巴拉巴拉,姜禾应该会忍不住一剑戳死他。 Matter ratio. 事儿比。 Xu Qing felt oneself cannot bear probably. 许青觉得自己大概也忍不住。 Pitiful heroine...... 可怜的女侠…… If finished up buys one set of junior middle school three years of teaching material again, does not know that can the violent walk. 如果完事再买一套初中三年的教材,不知道会不会暴走。 „This here, is a half year of study book, you do not use that studiously......” “这个在我们这里,是半年学一本书的,你也不用那么用功……” „Makes up for a lack of natural talent by hard work.” “勤能补拙。” Jiang He lies on the table to writing books to write to draw. 姜禾趴在桌上对着书上写写画画。 „As you like.” “随你吧。” Xu Qing continues to do own matter, outside sky rarely somewhat Yin, no longer like couple days ago dry and hot, he holds the computer to sit before the window, blowing gently cool breeze from opening in the window seam infiltrates. 许青继续做自己的事,外面天空难得有些阴,不再像前几天那样燥热,他抱着电脑坐在窗前,习习凉风从打开的窗缝里钻进来。 „Possibly must rain.” “可能要下雨了。” „Cool point is best.” “凉快一点最好。” Xu Qing also feels good, has a look at own commentary area, Qin Maocai and Xu Wenbin has rarely bickered, the old man is busy making the armor, only remains Xu Wenbin to come to leave a message once for a while two. 许青也觉得挺好,看看自己的评论区,秦茂才和许文斌已经很少抬杠,那老头儿忙着做盔甲,只剩许文斌时不时过来留言两句。 In the private letter has a news, opens has a look, is some domestic-made wuxia roaming, had not heard the young manufacturer, wants to discuss cooperates. 私信里有个消息,打开看看,是某国产武侠手游,没听说过的小厂商,想谈一下合作。 Regarding having the advertisement raises the cooperation, Xu Qing was very happy, then rejected him. 对于有广告来提合作,许青很高兴,然后拒绝了他。 Meets the advertisement early, to developing disadvantageously. 这么早接广告,对发展不利。 Begins as a video has not asked the person of third even/including attention, Xu Qing thinks he is quite pure, what the audience looks is the content, with other irrelevant, the content had not looked that first asked third even/including, this operation moistened somewhat, others did not know the video are anything, first came to emphasis to praise, this was is not sick...... 作为一个视频开头从没求过三连关注的人,许青自认为他还是比较纯粹的,观众看的是内容,和其他无关,内容都还没看就先求三连,这操作多多少少沾点,人家连视频都不知道是什么,先来个关注点赞,这不是有病吗…… Therefore he only raises in end, end can see, but not midway switches off, this explained that can look, then can want third even/including. 所以他只在末尾提一下,能看到末尾而不中途关掉,这就说明能让人看得下,然后才能要三连。 The introduction enters the subject, few second of even dozens seconds of greeting of try to get close, Xu Qing thinks that this is also his video makes one look at one of the comfortable reasons. 开篇直入主题,没有几秒甚至几十秒的打招呼套近乎,许青认为这也是他视频让人看得舒服的原因之一。 As for advertisement......, only if the opposite party gives solid many, or is what big manufacturer, can consider, currently speaking, is unlikely. 至于广告……除非对方给的实在多,或者是个什么大厂商,可以考虑一下,目前来说,不太可能。 Half passes in the afternoon quietly, Xu Qing completed today's work, is stretching oneself puts the light footsteps to arrive at side Jiang He, how having a look at her to study, pleasant was small clear(ly) on book, the head is inserting a sword, 45 darts. 半个下午悄悄过去,许青做完了今天的工作,伸着懒腰放轻脚步来到姜禾身边,看看她学得怎么样了,入眼是书上的小明,头上插着一把剑,四五枚飞镖。 „Makes up for a lack of natural talent by hard work?” “勤能补拙？” „......” “……” Jiang He of doodle in the textbook is gathering diligently instantaneously submits a written statement, is staring at the title page research. 正努力在课本上涂鸦的姜禾瞬间合上书,盯着封面研究。 „Thought that uses energy first to put.” Xu Qing said. “觉得费劲就先放一放。”许青说。 „You crossed before like this?” “你以前都是这样过的吗？” Jiang He remembered nine years of righteousness[ pen interest pavilion www.biquwu.biz] service education, can boil unexpectedly for nine years. 姜禾想起了九年义[笔趣阁www.biquwu.biz]务教育,竟然可以熬九年。 „Yes, cannot learn must be spanked by the teacher, hits the palm.” “是啊,学不好还要被老师打屁股,打掌心。” „Was too pitiful.” The Jiang He sympathy shakes the head, then stands that side the computer, „the computer is fun.” “太可怜了。”姜禾同情地摇摇头,接着站起来去电脑那边,“还是电脑好玩。” „......” “……” Looks at Jiang He to broadcast gal Ultraman, holds the comfortable entry watching movies pattern of leg on by the chair, Xu Qing helps her the scratch paper and pen anything is tidying up, opened the book to have a look at just doodle. 看着姜禾播放起了迪伽奥特曼,抱着腿靠椅子上舒服的进入观影模式,许青帮她把草稿纸和笔什么的都收拾起来,翻开书看看刚刚的涂鸦。 Very decent, the style of sword in that on some treasure buys. 挺像模像样的,剑的样式还是在某宝上买的那一把。 „Made up for the childhood.” “弥补了童年啊。” Xu Qing the sigh, „I also think that at that time, feared was eliminated afterward by the society, makes an effort to study, is admitted to a university.” 许青啧啧感叹,“我那时候也是这么想的,后来怕被社会淘汰,才使劲读书,然后考上大学。” „Will be eliminated?” “会被淘汰吗？” „I don't know either, I had studied after all, now can comfortable is treating at home, should have studying merit ——, although cuts the video to have no need for the knowledge of school, but studies for more than ten years, what mold is three views and thinking modes, the school record to many choices that I provide.” “我也不知道,毕竟我读过书了,现在能舒舒服服的在家待着,应该有读书的功劳——虽然剪视频用不着学校的知识,但读书十几年,塑造的是三观和思维方式,还有学历给我提供的更多的选择。” „You I learn/study in the repertoire.” “你在套路我学习。” „ Said fact that's all, does not study can also have many things to do, but, studying to be able like not to study lives, in turn is not good, has not studied is very difficult to go to the office to sit blows the air conditioning, when Teacher, makes the finance, the data analyst...... “只是说事实而已,不读书也可以有很多事可以做,但,读过书可以像没读书一样去生活,反过来就不行了,没读书很难去办公室坐着吹空调,当老师,做财务,数据分析师…… Said that I have also tested the standard spoken Chinese, initially is thinking, when the teacher is coming, now this still in my option. ” 说起来我还考过普通话,当初想着当个老师来着,现在这依然在我的选项里。” Xu Qing takes the Jiang He textbook to turn casually, thinks that the initial plan, sighed spookily. 许青拿着姜禾的课本随便翻着,想起来当初的规划,幽幽地叹了口气。 The life does not have the regret after the fact, although the administrative sanction was not too affected, but political investigation time is very troublesome, after this is also the graduation, chooses to treat in which reason that home makes the video. 人生是没有后悔药的,行政处罚虽然不太受影响,但政审的时候很麻烦,这也是毕业后选择待在家做视频的其中一个原因。 „Is the teacher very?” “做老师很好吗？” „Mainly liked of child...... saying you did not understand, I thought that corrected students'papers to them with thesis anything was very interesting.” “主要喜欢小孩子的那种……说了你也不懂,我觉得给他们批改作业和作文什么的很有趣。” „I understand, the stupidity of child.” “我懂,小孩子的愚蠢。” „?” “？” Xu Qing looks askance. 许青侧目。 „Your mother said that you looked at Ultraman in childhood, takes the flashlight according to the television, cries while to shout, Jeanty gal stands, she thinks that you were insane.” The gal on Jiang He fingers of computer, giant of correct use X illumination dead monsters light. “你妈说你小时候看奥特曼,拿着手电筒照着电视,一边哭一边喊,让迪伽站起来,她以为你疯了。”姜禾指指电脑上的迪伽,光之巨人正用X光照死怪兽。 She has doubts very much, „isn't this very fierce?” 她很疑惑,“这不是很厉害吗？” Definitely is unable to imagine the tiny tot Xu Qing nasal mucus tears in a big way one scene that holding the television is weeping bitterly. 完全无法想象小不点许青鼻涕眼泪一大把抱着电视痛哭的景象。 „You noticed that the last volume understood.” “等你看到最后一集就明白了。” Xu Qing puts down the book unemotionally, fishes out the cell phone to discover blind date to fall in love with the whole family. 许青面无表情地放下书,摸出手机找出相亲相爱一家人。 " In family/home the spend money person, what mother can you leave and Jiang He said? " 「家里花钱的人,妈你能不能别什么都和姜禾说？」 Zhou Suzhi: " What did I say? " 周素芝:「我说什么了？」 Xu Qing: " Ultraman, the big goose, the dog...... others with the daughter-in-law boasted own son is fiercely fierce, you put here to turn the black history to be interesting...... " 许青:「奥特曼,大鹅,狗……别人都和儿媳妇吹嘘自己儿子多厉害多厉害,你搁这儿翻黑历史有意思吗……」 Xu Wenbin: " Do you have the white history? " 许文斌:「你有白历史？」 Jiang He: " In a daze / " 姜禾:「发呆/」 fuck! 卧槽！ Xu Qing shakes, looks up to taking Jiang He of cell phone. 许青手一抖,抬头看向拿着手机的姜禾。 „When do you infiltrate the group?!” “你什么时候混进群的？！” „Previous time you read in the study room, I and aunt chatted outside, she added me.” “上次你在书房看书,我和阿姨在外面聊天,她把我加进来了。” „How to make noise?” Xu Qing lowers the head to have a look, in the group chatted is to truly demonstrate four people, Jiang He spoke he not to pay attention. “怎么没出过声？”许青低头看看,群聊里确实是显示四个人,要不是姜禾说话他还没注意。 In the group Zhou Suzhi had been asking when Jiang He passed to eat meal...... 群里周素芝已经在问姜禾什么时候过去吃饭了…… „Why has to plant, when I do not know have you mixed ripe feeling very much?” Xu Qing feels very strange. “为什么有种在我不知道的时候你们已经混得很熟的感觉？”许青觉得很怪异。 Jiang He holds the cell phone to lower the head to write to respond to Zhou Suzhi, „has?” 姜禾抱着手机低头写字回应周素芝,“有吗？” „No?” “没有吗？” ...... …… Zhou Suzhi cheerful one side takes the cell phone typing, Xu Wenbin is sitting looks at Zhou Suzhi to the picture that he sends. 周素芝乐呵呵的拿着手机打字,许文斌坐一旁瞧周素芝给他发的照片。 Above is Xu Qing holds the computer to work. 上面是许青抱着电脑在工作。 „Where comes?” Xu Wenbin finds it strange, „that boy puts on airs......” “哪来的？”许文斌觉得奇怪,“那小子装模作样的……” „How to put on airs, this is I lets the Jiang He racket.” “怎么就装模作样了,这是我让姜禾拍的。” Zhou Suzhi curls the lip, „I said that I think him very much, then makes Jiang He photograph to look that he is doing, Jiang He patted one to me.” 周素芝撇撇嘴,“我说我很想他,然后让姜禾拍张照看他在干嘛,姜禾就拍一张给我了。” „......” “……” Xu Wenbin enlarged the picture, looks at the Xu Qing earnest appearance to push the eyeglasses, without speech. 许文斌放大了图片,瞧着许青认真的样子推推眼镜,没说话。 „He now not going out chaotic spend money, without going out to stir up trouble, what do you have is not dissatisfied?” “他现在又没有出去乱花钱,也没有出去惹事了,你还有什么不满足的？” „What did I say?” Xu Wenbin ill-humored stands, turns the body going in study room. “我说什么了吗？”许文斌没好气儿地站起来,扭身进去书房。 ...... …… Until sees the big result, Jiang He does not know that has anything to be prone to crying, although under water gal was petrified to sink, but the movie will definitely also live to defeat the monster finally, the front dozens volumes are this repertoire. 直到看到大结局,姜禾也不知道有什么好哭的,迪伽虽然被石化沉入水底,但是电影最后肯定还会活过来打败怪兽,前面几十集都是这个套路。 Really, Xu Qing in childhood was very stupid. 果然,许青小时候是非常愚蠢的。 Jiang He despises Xu Qing with the look. 姜禾用眼神鄙视许青。 „Why to look at me like this?” “干嘛这样看我？” „You before were a stupid child.” “你以前是个愚蠢的小孩。” „Children are stupid.” “小孩子都是愚蠢的。” „Trivial talk is very intelligent.” Jiang He points out an example to refute the Xu Qing words. “小言就很聪明。”姜禾举出一个例子反驳许青的话。 „At that time you had not seen her stupid side, several years ago when got permanent teeth she very desperate thinks oneself were dying, but also ran over with me says goodbye.” “那时你没看到她愚蠢的一面,前几年换牙时她很绝望的以为自己要死了,还跑过来和我道别。” „......” “……” Jiang He holds the leg not to speak, moves of mouse on the computer. 姜禾抱着腿不说话了,移动鼠标在电脑上点点点。 Probably she was also such —— remembers in childhood just practiced martial art, one day practiced the fist, tooth oneself is falling. She can understand that the arm was reduced with the blade, can understand that fought with the fists the mouth tooth to fall. 好像她小时候也是那样的——记得是刚习武的时候,有一天练着拳,牙齿就自己掉下来了。她能理解胳膊被人用刀砍掉,也能理解被人一拳打到嘴巴牙齿都掉下来。 Greatly hits others' tooth, that is very normal, but she is unable to understand why the tooth can fall, obviously well has not bumped, oneself did not have, this makes her very shocking, thinks shortly after oneself assign/life, because stronghold has an old man is also this, the old tooth fell out or off entirely, few months died...... 大当家的就把别人的牙打下来过,那都是很正常的,但她无法理解牙齿为什么会自己掉下来,明明好好的都没有碰,就自己没了,这让她很震惊,以为自己命不久矣,因为寨子里有个老头也是这样的,老的牙齿都掉光了,没几个月就死了…… " Why the tooth of child can fall " 「小孩子的牙齿为什么会自己掉」 Although has known that is normal, but she wants to know the principle. 虽然已经知道是正常的,但她还是想知道原理。 " Why person can bleed " 「人为什么会自己流血」 „I will not bleed.” Xu Qing collects along with the tastes. “我不会流血。”许青凑过来随口道。 „I know certainly that you will not flow!” Jiang He prepares to stare him with the eye. “我当然知道你不会流！”姜禾准备用眼睛瞪他。 „Why I do not know, have a look together.” “我也不知道为什么,一起看看。” „You get out of the way.” “你走开。” „I check.” “那我自己查。” Curious and seeking knowledge is the instinct of person, Xu Qing only knows a general idea, because of any physiology, but why could not really have said the reason why specifically. 好奇与求知是人的本能,许青只知道个大概,因为什么什么生理,但具体为什么还真说不出所以然。 „I find it strange.” Jiang He rubs the eyes, how studies this matter to want with Xu Qing is not how normal, appearance that but becomes accustomed to very much. “我觉得怪怪的。”姜禾揉了揉眼睛,和许青研究这种事怎么想怎么不正常,但又很习以为常的样子。 „Male and female friend is discussing the physiological difference together, where this was strange?” “男女朋友在一起探讨一下生理差异,这哪里怪了？” „Very obscene.” “很下流。” „Un...... sorry, I apologize.” “嗯……对不起,我道歉。” Xu Qing said, „sometimes I will regard a modern girl you...... am I neglect.” 许青道,“有时候我会把你当成一个现代女孩……是我疏忽了。” „Between can you and modern girls explore this issue?” “你和现代女孩之间可以探讨这个问题吗？” „No, only in the modern girl is in the situation of girlfriend.” Xu Qing shakes the head, „, if not a girlfriend, cannot discuss this matter casually.” “不,只在现代女孩是女朋友的情况下。”许青摇头,“如果不是女朋友,也是不能随便谈这种事的。” „Holds my leg?” “抱我腿呢？” „Can this difference, accept at heart, with can reject effectively, is a standard.” “这个不一样,心里能不能接受,和能不能有效拒绝,是一个标准。” „Un...... I understood.” “嗯……我明白了。” Jiang He nods. 姜禾点点头。 If unacceptable, wants to reject, he wants to touch not to trace, let alone hugged. 如果不能接受,想拒绝的话,他想摸都摸不到,更别说抱了。 „You hug.” “那你抱吧。” The Jiang He rotation chair builds the leg to the sofa on. 姜禾转动椅子把腿搭到沙发上。 „You probably do like this want you to agree that I can hug to be the same.” “你这样搞得好像要你同意我才能抱一样。” „Not?” “不是吗？” „Is this, but is very discomforting, like rewarding.” On the Xu Qing mouth is saying sadly, the hand is not slow. “是这样,但很让人难过,像赏赐一样。”许青嘴上说着难过,手却一点也不慢。 „I change a view, please hold......” the Jiang He words to tell only half jams. “那我换个说法,请你抱……”姜禾话说到一半卡壳。 Like this spoke very ashamed appearance. 这样说话很羞耻的样子。 „I understand, understanding.” “我懂,理解。” Jiang He stares at the computer not to speak, she also discovered that is not quite right, two person relations is a little strange. 姜禾盯着电脑不说话,她也发现不太对,两个人关系有点奇怪。 „ This is not the duty is the same, is an emotion naturally, when I am not want to hold your leg to play, is only the idle time, wants to be intimate with you, satisfies the lascivious psychology...... “这不是什么任务一样的,是一种自然而然的情感,我也不是什么时候都想抱着你的腿玩一玩,只是闲的时候,想和你亲近一点,满足一下好色的心理…… Felt that this very normal matter said from the mouth somewhat abnormally. ” 感觉这很正常的事从嘴里说出来有些变态。” Xu Qing knits the brows, the moment smacked the lips saying: „Who calls you are the small cereal crop seedling...... you will understand slowly.” 许青皱眉,顿了片刻咂咂嘴道:“谁叫你是小禾苗呢……慢慢你会明白的。” „Don't you want to hug now?” “你现在不想抱？” „Was not, is said proper business time could not think of this matter, without that idea, you, if thought that can build the leg, very natural I held in the arms, rather than you felt me to think, then asked me to hug, yes?” “不是,是说正事的时候根本想不到这回事,也没那种想法,你如果想的话,可以把腿搭过来,很自然的我就搂住了,而不是你觉得我想,然后叫我来抱,明白吗？” „......” Jiang He understood, „I think.” “哦……”姜禾听懂了,“我想。” „?” “啊？” Jiang He does not speak, the tip of toe rolled up slightly, moves to admit his arms the foot. 姜禾不说话了,足趾微微蜷缩,动一下把脚放进他怀里。 She wants to come out to feel strange that which, thought this is very comfortable, but does not want to call Xu Qing to come, because said is very strange. 她想出来奇怪在哪了,就是觉得这样很舒服,但又不想叫许青过来,因为说出来很怪。 This matter does not need to say well, found Xu Qing then to lie toward his arms directly, or on toward him builds the one of the leg, comfortable. 这种事不用说出来最好,直接找到许青然后往他怀里一趴,或者把腿往他身上一搭,舒舒服服。 Jiang He narrows the eye to continue to type with finger/refers of Zen, the toe moves about with the hand of Xu Qing plays noisily. 姜禾眯着眼睛用一指禅继续打字,脚趾动来动去和许青的手玩闹。 „I am not shy you to like pinching my foot.” “我不害羞了你还是喜欢捏我脚。” „Un...... this is likes.” Xu Qing cannot think oneself really have this to like. “嗯……这是喜欢。”许青也想不到自己竟然还有这喜好。 „Isn't lascivious?” “不是好色？” „ Lascivious likes everyone, for example likes the bear, no matter is greatly small, your, will like whether or not, this is the instinct of man, that called lasciviously. “好色是喜欢所有人的,比如喜欢熊,不管大还是小,不管是不是你的,都会喜欢,这是男人的本能,那才叫好色。 The foot has the uniqueness, others is only thinks repugnantly, is very smelly, only then your, saw that wants to touch two, this small...... ” 脚具有唯一性,别人的光是想想就讨厌,很臭的,只有你的,看到就想摸两下,这小小的……” Xu Qing grasps gently pinches her full palm, „this is to represent absolute liking.” 许青轻轻抓捏她的足掌,“这个是代表绝对的喜欢。” „Felt that you are talking nonsense.” The Jiang He face a little selects red. “感觉你在胡扯。”姜禾脸有点点红。 Where will have so many reasons to ramble on...... this is a anomaly. 哪会有这么多理由瞎扯……这就是个变态。 Also can pull greatly. 还巨能扯。 „What is this?” “这是什么？” Has not waited for Xu Qing to continue to speak, her mouse transfers to the video of slightly breaking up a trip, doubts some points. 没等许青继续说话,她鼠标移到小破站的一个视频上,有些疑惑的点开。 " My grandfather's grandfather's grandfather...... upward many generations 「我爷爷的爷爷的爷爷……往上很多辈 My grandfather's grandfather's grandfather upward are many generation, is Xu Chu 我爷爷的爷爷的爷爷往上很多辈,是许褚 In the family/home has tiger crazy fist that he leaves behind " 家里有他留下的虎痴拳」 Xu Qing pinches the picture of iron hoop and stand pile takes turn Glimmer, had rhythm rap to make them be shocked. 许青捏铁环和站桩的画面交替闪烁,带有节奏的rap让俩人都愣住了。 " Practices boxing first practices the waist, the strength sends from the place in the leg, the strength reaches the shoulder elbow wrist 「练拳先练腰,力从地起发于腿,力达肩肘腕 The wife, kisses/intimate one " 老婆,亲一个」 Jiang He: " Go away! " 姜禾:「滚！」 " World martial learn/study, changes , but staying the same 「天下武学,万变不离其宗 Quarrelled? We begin directly. " 吵架？我们都是直接动手的。」 Jiang He: " He is punishing by forcing to stand. " 姜禾:「他在罚站。」 " Armor does not sell, private! " 「盔甲不卖,自用的！」 " Do not provoke anger, my armor has not completed " 「别拱火,我盔甲还没做好」 Jiang He: " He does not like speaking, liking is only standing " 姜禾:「他不喜欢说话,只喜欢站着」 Xu Qing punishes by forcing to stand .jpg 许青罚站.jpg Practices when a fragment that pinches the armor by such a editing, coordinates the live broadcast is said the words, making Xu Qing be startled. 练桩捏盔甲的片段被这么一剪辑,配合直播时说过的话,让许青都惊了。 My goodness, person of the proper practicing martial arts is forced to endure humiliation to oneself makes the armor to prevent the punched story. 好家伙,妥妥一练武之人被迫忍辱负重给自己做盔甲防止被揍的故事。 Return to original state truth. 还原事实真相。 Two people look at each other one, Jiang He pū smile. 两个人对视一眼,姜禾噗一声笑出来。 The Xu Qing face is black. 许青脸黑黑的。 Whose special mother did throw the ghost livestock area father? 谁特娘把老子扔到鬼畜区了？