Studied for a week, in May/five months more than half. 学了一周,五月已经过半。 The electric fan has often been starting, now the daytime temperature has been based in 30 upward, clothes also cool many, the words that does not go out, Jiang He likes wearing the pajamas to walk back and forth at home. 电风扇已是常开着,现在白天气温已经常驻30往上,衣服也清凉不少,不出门的话,姜禾还是喜欢穿着睡衣在家里走来走去。 It is not clear, these poetry articles, looking for trouble why small bright is slightly red must do these strange silly x matters. 只是不明白,这些诗词文章,还有没事找事的小明小红为什么要做那些奇怪的傻x事。 Can go out obviously together, very slow and other that takes a person first to go out people pursue. 明明能一起出门,偏偏要一个人先出去走的很慢等另一个人追。 Obviously several under one, are the foot of rabbit and chicken...... 明明数一下头就可以,偏偏要数兔子和鸡的脚…… This raises the rabbit certainly is also Xu Qing likes the anomaly of foot like this. 这个养兔子的一定也是许青这样喜欢脚的变态。 Jiang He pinches the fist look to stare at Xu Qing bad, shifts the anger to old farmer to him on. 姜禾捏着拳头眼神不善地盯着许青,把对老农的怒气转移到他身上。 „The advantage of studying are many, most direct-viewing makes money!” “读书的好处很多呀,最直观的就是赚钱！” „How to make money?” “怎么赚钱？” „ Makes money the quickest way is to rob the bank, but will snatch to be grasped to collapse use violence. “赚钱最快的方式是抢银行,但是用暴力去抢会被抓起来崩了。 If you will study, so long as studies their knowledge, through the recruitment ambush in the bank, the earnest work, hides own idea, can squeeze out money from the bank, even the police cannot catch you. ” 如果你会读书,只要研究他们的学识,通过招聘潜伏在银行里,认真工作,藏好自己的想法,就可以神不知鬼不觉地从银行榨取出来金钱,连警察都抓不到你。” „......” “……” „......” “……” „Did that call to work?” “那叫打工吧？” „Congratulates you to turn into the intelligent small cereal crop seedling evolution version 1.0.” “恭喜你变成聪明的小禾苗进化版1.0。” Jiang He to Xu Qing the immunity, this person has liked being all right to tease her. 姜禾对许青已经免疫了,这个人就喜欢没事逗她。 „Do not pinch my foot.” She lowers the head to hold to write books, the foot builds on the sofa sways, now is not obviously shy, Xu Qing likes pinching. “不要捏我的脚。”她低头捧着书,脚丫搭在沙发上摇晃摇晃,明明现在都不害羞了,许青还是喜欢捏来捏去。 „Ok, I went out, yourself are treating at home well.” “行了,我出去了,你自己在家好好待着。” „.” “哦。” Listens to Xu Qing to bring the key cell phone, then transfers the step to go out, Jiang He pia one throws the book one side, is stretching oneself heaves a deep sigh, then crawls from the sofa, lies opens a seam in the window, looks at Xu Qing to walk away the community. 听着许青带好钥匙手机,然后转步出门,姜禾pia一下把书扔到一边,伸着懒腰长叹一声,然后从沙发上爬起来,趴在窗口打开一条缝,看着许青走远出了小区。 Outside is hot, does not know that has anything to be good...... 外面烈日炎炎,不知道有什么好出去的…… She hmph hmph, determined that Xu Qing has walked away, transfers to adjust a head the ventilator. 她哼哼一声,确定许青已经走远,才转回来把风扇调个头。 „Wū wū wū wū ~” “呜呜呜呜呜~” „~” “嗷嗷呜~” Fun. 好玩。 Cell phone WeChat ding-dong makes a sound, Jiang He takes up to come to see. 手机微讯叮咚响一声,姜禾拿起来看看。 Xu Qing: " Do not make any strange sound to the ventilator. " 许青:「不要对着风扇发出什么奇怪的声音。」 Jiang He in great surprise, runs to open a seam the window again, determined that Xu Qing has not turned back. 姜禾大惊,跑过去再把窗户拉开一条缝,确定许青没有折返回来。 Jiang He: " I do not have! " 姜禾:「我才没有！」 Xu Qing: " Not best, you were 19 years old, is a mature Sir. " 许青:「没有最好,你已经十九岁了,是个成熟的大人了。」 Puts down the cell phone, Jiang He lies in the balcony is staring at outside, looked at a while, intertwines to also go out to stroll, eventually gives up. 放下手机,姜禾趴在阳台盯着外面,看了一会儿,纠结着要不要也出去逛逛,最终放弃。 The book cannot take, she noticed that these very mental handicap person cannot bear an anger upwell. 书也拿不起来,她看到那些很智障的人就忍不住一阵怒气上涌。 Does not know that the time looks at the watch! 不知道时间就看表啊！ To catch up to run a bit faster! 想快点追上就跑起来啊！ How long will fill on it filled had a look at the time! 多久会满就等它满了看看时间啊！ What makes one calculate! 什么都让人算算算！ Jiang He pinched the fist, bears with the impulsion of sword handle math book deducting fragment, sits before the computer starting. 姜禾捏了捏拳,忍住拿剑把数学书劈成碎片的冲动,一屁股坐到电脑前开机。 the windows starting page flashes through, this is the most joyful matter. windows开机页面闪过,这才是最快乐的事。 Must learn/study so many things as modern people, is not very really easy, Jiang He thinks that the childhood sat on the roof sunbathes, like her age time, childhood version Xu Qing is lying before the desk probably with her same thought. 作为一个现代人要学习那么多东西,真的很不容易,姜禾想起来自己小时候坐在屋顶上晒太阳,像她那个年纪的时候,童年版许青大概正趴在书桌前和她一样念头。 The computer is really a treasure...... 电脑真是个宝贝…… She takes mouse, is opening «Computer Course from Basic to Familiar» finally, reached an agreement must learn/study, studying this was also the same. 她拿着鼠标点点点,最终打开《电脑教程从入门到精通》,说好了要学习,学这个也是一样的。 Studies the setting sun to fall in low spirits slantingly, Jiang He looks that the D plate space is lost in thought. 闷头学习到夕阳斜落,姜禾看着D盘空间陷入沉思。 Inside only then a movie folder, occupied more than 300 G, is the demonstration memory full? 里面只有一个电影文件夹,占了三百多个G,却显示内存已满？ Can it be that bad...... 莫不是坏了…… Takes up the cell phone to plan that looks for Xu Qing to ask, thinks Jiang He puts down the cell phone, opens Baidu, types on the keyboard with finger/refers of Zen. 拿起手机打算找许青问问,想了一下姜禾又放下手机,打开百度,用一指禅敲敲键盘。 After she learns the Pinyin, wrote by hand the board to retire honorably, the young people should not use that. 早在她学会拼音之后,手写板就光荣退休了,年轻人不该用那个。 " The D plate showed that the memory insufficient reason possibly is under the D plate includes the system hidden document, the buffer document. The solution is as follows: 「D盘显示内存不足原因可能是D盘下含有系统隐藏文件,缓存文件等。解决方法如下: ...... " ……」 According to the step operation operation, the Jiang He surprised discovery really comes out much a folder, is bigger than the folder of movie. 按照步骤操作操作,姜禾惊奇的发现果然多出来一个文件夹,比电影的文件夹还大。 Also closes right up against itself to solve a problem. 又靠着自己解决一个问题。 ...... …… Xu Qing comes back, Jiang He has made the dinner, a tray floral axis of garlic stir fries the meat, a fierce appearance pepper, in addition the bitter melon of cold food in sauce, one table of simple daily family activity side dishes. 许青回来的时候,姜禾已经做好晚饭,一盘子蒜苔炒肉,一盘虎皮尖椒,再加上凉拌的苦瓜,一桌简单的家常小菜。 „Do you stare at me to do?” “你盯着我干嘛？” „, Has not been all right.” “没、没事。” „In the afternoon learned/studied?” Where Xu Qing feels like to be not quite right. “下午学习了没？”许青觉得好像哪里不太对劲。 „Studied...... coughs, studies.” “学……咳,学了。” Jiang He eats in low spirits, looks at Xu Qing one secretly. 姜禾闷头扒饭,偷偷瞄许青一眼。 „Your face is somewhat red.” Xu Qing said. “你脸有些红。”许青说。 „Heat.” “热的。” „Very hot?” “很热吗？” „Un, is very hot.” “嗯,特别热。” „Then brings the ventilator.” “那把风扇拿过来。” Xu Qing puts down the bowl to transfer the ventilator, switches off the shaking the head function, a grade blows to Jiang He. 许青放下碗把风扇转个向,关掉摆头功能,一档给姜禾吹。 He does not feel the heat, the reason that because possibly has not prepared food, the quick summer prepared food truly is a little hot...... Xu Qing to consider must buy the big point electric fan, when prepares food places the kitchen entrance, will be quite many. 他不感觉热,可能因为没做饭的缘故,快夏天了做饭确实有点热……许青思量着要买个大点的电风扇,做饭时放在厨房门口,就会好很多了。 The food finished eating. 饭吃完。 Xu Qing tidies up the tableware to go to the kitchen as usual, Jiang He sits on the chair has not moved, turns head to stare at the kitchen entrance, the sound of water and dishes collision sound passes from inside, her deep breath, the look somewhat moves fast looks to the computer. 许青照常收拾碗筷去厨房,姜禾坐在椅子上没有动,扭头盯着厨房门口,哗哗的水声和碗碟碰撞声从里面传出来,她深呼吸一口,眼神有些飘忽地看向电脑那边。 „Ok, which had not to tell me, I explained a subject to you.” “好了,有哪些不会的告诉我,我给你讲题。” Before washing bowl to seven points these days is the explaining a subject time, Xu Qing attaches great importance to very much, enriches this little old woman's basic cultural literacy from Tang Dynasty. 洗完碗到七点之前的这段时间是讲题时间,许青很重视,充实这个来自唐朝的小老太太的基本文化素养。 Simultaneously enhances authority at home. 同时提高一下自己在家里的权威。 martial power is inadequate, then on the intelligence, how saying that is also Jiangcheng University comes out, the counselling elementary school schoolwork is easy. 武力不成,那就智力,怎么说也是江城大学出来的,辅导小学功课轻而易举。 A Jiang He absent-minded appearance, took the mathematical book is not angry the small bright mental handicap issue, the look floated to flutter on Xu Qing, saw that Xu Qing side looked at her, hurrying to pretend to be earnest the appearance of listening. 姜禾一副心不在焉的样子,拿着数学书都不生气小明的智障问题了,眼神在许青身上飘来飘去,见到许青侧头看她,赶紧装作认真在听的样子。 By the live broadcast time, the Jiang He going in bedroom changed the clothes, is about several minutes, she wears the shirt and sun-screening garment, ties up the hair to come out. 到了直播时间,姜禾进去卧室换衣服,不过几分钟,她穿好衬衣和防晒衫,绑好头发出来。 „How did your sound switch off?” Xu Qing in making the live broadcasts prepares, incites several not to have the sound, discovered that the acoustic switch was pressed. “你音响怎么关掉了？”许青在做直播间准备,鼓捣几下没声音,才发现音响开关被按掉了。 „That...... listened to the crosstalk to listen bothersomely.” “那个……听相声听烦了。” „......” “……” Bewildered. 莫名其妙。 Xu Qing scratches the head, thinks the moment does not want to come out what clue, turns on the television, goes to the hovel takes own clothes rack and chain armor, prepares performance to rub the armor. 许青挠挠头,想了片刻也没想出来什么头绪,打开电视,去杂物间把自己的衣架和锁子甲拿出来,就准备好表演手搓盔甲。 Among the live broadcasts has stabilized several hundred people, Xu Qing does not know that these several hundred individuals come to see anything, couple of days ago experimented, making Jiang He remove his live broadcast to rub the armor stand pile, population few half, he will remove to let Jiang He playing games, population few larger part. 直播间已经稳定几百号人,连许青也不知道这几百个人是来看什么的,前两天试验了一下,让姜禾撤下来他直播搓盔甲站桩,人数会少一半,他撤下来让姜禾打游戏,人数又会少一大半。 On two people here, the Zhong Kui three forms have the mirror simultaneously in addition together, has that atmosphere, one group of sand sculpture netizens look very happily. 就得两个人同时在这里,加上钟馗三个身影一起出镜,才有那股氛围,一群沙雕网友看得很欢乐。 Jiang He only plays own game silently, Xu Qing is responsible, when pinches the iron hoop to chat with them, after pinching for a half hour, start stand pile, among the live broadcasts is peaceful, only remains the Jiang He playing games sound effect and background music. 姜禾只默默打自己的游戏,许青负责在捏铁环的时候和他们聊聊天,捏半小时之后开始站桩,直播间就安静下来,只剩姜禾打游戏的音效和背景音乐。 The partition of Jiang He has risen to more than 1500 points, calculates in the field of honor quite high, in addition tattered and other factors, that was high, even some people want to her sufficient one set of fashion, flushes toward 1600 points, was overruled by other sand sculpture netizens. 姜禾的分段已经升到一千五百多分,在决斗场算比较高,加上一身破烂等因素,那就非常高了,甚至有人想给她充一套时装,往1600分冲一冲,被其他沙雕网友否决了。 " Looked is initial dresses up to beat savagely these gaudy vegetable/dish ratios! " 「看的就是初始装扮暴打那些花里胡哨的菜比！」 " Right right, to imitate Host money to imitate early, you looked that day of this day idles about to pinch the appearance that the armor practices martial arts, like being short of money? " 「没错没错,要是想充钱主播早充了,你看这天天游手好闲捏盔甲练武的样子,像缺钱的吗？」 " Others play is this, reaches with the ordinary armament. " 「人家玩的就是这个,用普通装备登顶。」 " On 1600, I hit to enjoy the rocket! " 「上1600,我打赏火箭！」 " Pinches the armor, I hit to enjoy two! " 「把盔甲捏好,我打赏两个！」 " Awakes, here does not have the rocket. " 「醒醒,这里没有火箭。」 " Does armor sell the anchor? " 「盔甲卖不卖啊主播？」 " 1 " 「一」 " 1 " 「一」 " 800, I wanted! " 「八百,我要了！」 " I have 900! " 「我出九百！」 " ...... " 「……」 Among several hundred people of live broadcasts and more than ten people were different initially, the barrage has fluttered, sang among the live broadcasts that danced also to be livelier than these, several hundred individuals played several thousand people of atmosphere actually. 几百号人的直播间和当初十几个人不同,弹幕一直飘过,比那些唱歌跳舞的直播间还要热闹很多,几百个人硬是玩出了几千人的氛围。 „Does not sell, private, I must put on it to go to war.” “不卖,自用的,我要穿着它去打仗。” On Xu Qing has not stopped, is selecting the issue reply. 许青手上没停,挑着问题回答。 Originally is accompanies Jiang He to wanton mischief, now looked to want a little popularity probably, this made him feel a little subtle. 本来就是陪姜禾瞎胡闹一下,现在看好像要要有点人气了,这让他感觉有点微妙。 Really can do? 难道真能做起来？ Possibly this arrived withstood/top, only if in the Jiang He game put on that tattered to reach in the national mourning. 可能这就到顶了,除非姜禾游戏里穿着那一身破烂在国服登顶。 Un, probably 1600 points of time also some people won the duel with Alipay directly. 嗯,好像1600分的时候还有人直接用支付宝赢得决斗。 However the probability is too small, the present partition is not only a group of local tyrant, is not only rich and had the technology, Jiang He wins to be somewhat strenuous, others can make a mistake 56 times, she can only make a mistake 2-3 times, the professional reason...... the female ringer was not strong in this edition. 不过几率太小,现在的分段不光是一大群土豪,很多是既有钱又有技术,姜禾赢起来已经有些费力了,别人可以失误五六次,她只可以失误2-3次,还有职业原因……女枪手在这个版本并不强势。 „Your this can sell 900?” Jiang He asked. “你这个可以卖900？”姜禾问。 „I pinched for a month to pinch two sleeves, 9000 also almost.” “我捏了一个月才捏出来两条袖子,九千还差不多。” " 9000, I bought! " 「九千,我买了！」 " Local tyrant 666...... " 「土豪666……」 " Fierce! " 「厉害！」 Xu Qing looks that the barrage is somewhat speechless. 许青看着弹幕有些无语。 „...... Said that's all, on the salt fish should have to hand over, you search, to was so expensive.” He shakes the head to smile. “……只是说说而已,咸鱼上应该有转手的,你们去搜一下,到不了这么贵。”他摇头笑。 Chatted with the sand sculpture netizen is actually very interesting, worked in low spirits. 和沙雕网友聊天其实挺有趣的,比自己一个人闷头做事好很多。 Initially when just made UP, no one looked, doing to be difficult, afterward some people slowly started to interact, many some pleasure. 当初刚做up时,没有人看,做起来非常难,后来慢慢的有人开始互动,才多了些乐趣。 „We make the live broadcast, idle being all right, experiences, how also without planning, you, to give a present anything's relaxing, some spare cash look at the happy gifting thing, don't above, so as to avoid being clutched the ear to scold by the husband wife when the time comes......” “我们做直播,就是闲的没事,体验体验,也没打算怎么着,你们呢,送礼什么的悠着点,有闲钱看得开心就送个礼物,千万别上头,免得到时候被老公老婆揪着耳朵骂……” Xu Qing is pinching the iron hoop slowly and they speaks, immediately a big row of barrage has fluttered: 许青慢慢悠悠捏着铁环和他们说话,顿时一大排弹幕飘过: " What wife? What is that? " 「什么老婆？那是什么？」 " In the world also has husband type of thing? Lived for more than 20 years not to see. " 「世界上还有老公这种东西？活了二十多年没见过。」 " Looked that a live broadcast must receive suddenly/violently to strike, the single dog was too difficult " 「看个直播还要受到暴击,单身狗太难了」 „Coughs...... embarrassed, be used to it, I think.” Xu Qing this belt/bring evil person thinks, raised the head saying: „Actually has a wife to be very good, you see...... the wife, kisses/intimate one.” “咳……不好意思,习惯了,我以为都有呢。”许青这个带恶人想了想,抬头道:“其实有个老婆很好的,你看……老婆,亲一个。” „......” Jiang He shakes, at the game was caught a flaw even/including, „rolls!” “……”姜禾手一抖,游戏上被人抓到破绽一顿连,“滚！” A barrage row ha haha has fluttered. 弹幕一排哈哈哈飘过。 On the calophyllum inophyllum computer is playing the game, another window is opening among the live broadcasts, above is Xu Qing Jiang He also has Zhong Kui, is making a sound the background music, listening to inside Xu Qing to speak, his corners of the mouth move, show a happy expression. 胡桐电脑上打着游戏,另一个窗口开着直播间,上面是许青姜禾还有钟馗,响着背景音乐,听着里面许青说话,他不由嘴角动了动,露出点点笑意。 From the beginning feels fresh, is looked for several days that the male anchor standing pile attracts, afterward liked here atmosphere very much. 一开始是觉得新鲜,被男主播站桩吸引的多看了几天,后来很喜欢这里的氛围。 Without daily sought the attention to ask the gift, without requested to make anything to broadcast anything with the audience, two people play noisy as, played own game earnestly, idled about does not punish by forcing to stand is rubs the armor then to chat to talk nonsense with them casually, ordinary like friend. 没有天天求关注求礼物,也没有随着观众要求去做什么播什么,两个人就是玩闹似的,一个认真打自己的游戏,一个游手好闲不是罚站就是搓盔甲然后和他们随便闲聊扯淡,平常的就像朋友一样。 Said accurately, has not sought the attention, does not have one time, occasionally some people give a present they have not bellowed, whose will sometimes probe on the girl is asking, the sand sculpture netizens said rubbing the armor. 准确说,是从来没有求过关注,一次都没有,偶尔有人送礼的时候他们也没咋咋唬唬,就女孩儿有时候会试探着问一下是给谁的,沙雕网友都说是给搓盔甲的。 If rubs that fellow of armor to ask, turns to another person. 要是搓盔甲的那家伙问的话,就变成给另一个人的了。 Two people also asked that possibly to Zhong Kui. 两个人同时问,可能就是给钟馗的。 „ Meets young initially, often in my heart “年少初遇,常在我心 Many years do not reduce your affection 多年不减你深情 How picturesque landscape can compare 江山如画又怎能比拟 You deliver my scenery ~ ” 你送我的风景~” Among the background sound with live broadcasts hummed a section low voice, the calophyllum inophyllum wants to be in love suddenly. 跟着直播间的背景音小声哼唱一段儿,胡桐忽然就想谈恋爱了。 Thinks that must quarrel, is quite tired, is ok. 想想还要吵架,好累哦,还是算了吧。 ...... …… " Did anchor you quarrel? " 「主播你们吵架吗？」 A barrage has fluttered, Xu Qing scoffed at one. 一条弹幕飘过,许青嗤了一声。 „Quarrelled? We begin directly.” “吵架？我们都是直接动手的。” " What? " 「什么？」 " fuck? Related in detail! " 「卧槽？细说！」 " Who hits who? " 「谁打谁？」 „In brief has not quarrelled was good, related in detail anything to relate in detail, was too violent.” “总之从来没吵过架就行了,细说什么细说,太暴力了。” Xu Qing said, Jiang He took a look at his one eyes slantingly. 许青说完,姜禾斜瞅了他一眼。 " I know why probably you must make the armor...... " 「我好像知道你为什么要做盔甲了……」 " Revolving fears extremely! " 「细思极恐！」 " Ultimate protective measure " 「终极防护措施」 " Can the person of practicing martial art also be bullied by the woman? " 「习武之人还能被女人欺负了？」 „Do not provoke anger, my armor has not completed.” “别拱火,我盔甲还没做好。” Xu Qing shakes the head with a smile. 许青笑着摇摇头。 „Where has the lover not to quarrel, can solve the problem well......” “哪有情侣不吵架的,能解决问题就好了……” " The means that you solve the problem were punched! " 「你解决问题的办法就是被揍一顿！」 " Truth " 「真相了」 " Felt sorry to making the situation of armor. " 「都可怜到做盔甲的地步了。」 Talked nonsense, more than half an hour had passed, Xu Qing stood in behind practices the pile, immediately was a barrage of wave of sympathy. 一通扯淡,半个小时过去,许青立在后面练桩,顿时又是一波同情的弹幕。 Not only need be hit, but must punish by forcing to stand. 不仅要被打,还要罚站。 The sand sculpture netizen is cracks certainly a joke, Xu Qing has not cared, but cannot think absolutely, the ghost livestock will be one's turn on him unexpectedly. 沙雕网友当然都是开玩笑的,许青也没在意,但是万万想不到,鬼畜竟然会轮到他身上。 „Handles to stop work for the day!” “搞定收工！” One hour ended, among the Jiang He closure live broadcasts, passes on today's video recording, then stretches oneself. 一小时结束,姜禾关闭直播间,把今天的录像传上去,然后伸个懒腰。 „You are probably more suitable than to make this me, can chat to crack a joke with them.” “你好像比我更适合做这个,会和他们聊天开玩笑。” „Therefore you do want to be the good food blogger?” “所以你要不要做美食博主？” „I...... I think.” Jiang He said. “我……我想想吧。”姜禾道。 Xu Qing nods, is moving the wrist/skill moves in the hovel the clothes racks and two sleeves, the iron hoop and pliers receives, the living room suspends at sixes and sevens some somewhat looks uncomfortable, reorganizes all, he sits the position, sees Jiang He to take the language copy clerk to look, oneself hold the computer to make the proper business. 许青点点头,活动着手腕把衣架和两条袖子搬进杂物间,铁环和钳子收好,客厅摆些乱七八糟的会有些看着不爽,把一切都整理好,他才坐回自己位置,见姜禾拿着语文书在看,自己则抱起电脑做正事。 „Does to me?” Cut a while video, Xu Qing turned head to ask. “离我那么远干嘛？”剪了一会儿视频,许青扭头问。 He discovered that today Jiang He like has not sat on the sofa in the past together, but moves the small stool to sit in another side. 他才发现今天姜禾没有像往常那样一起坐沙发上,而是搬着小凳子坐在另一侧。 „?.” “啊？哦。” Jiang He seems like responds, slow-going sits to him side. 姜禾像是才反应过来,磨磨蹭蹭地坐到他身边。 Looks at Xu Qing, looks at one again. 瞄一眼许青,再瞄一眼。 „What's the matter?” “你怎么回事？” „I am all right!” Jiang He suddenly sound big, the sane air/Qi strong depends toward his arms , to continue to read.? “我没事！”姜禾忽然声音大了起来,理智气壮往他怀里一靠,继续看书。？ Xu Qing a little stares. 许青有点愣。 „Works well, at sixes and sevens.” Jiang He pushes positively his face. “好好做事,不要想乱七八糟的。”姜禾把他的脸推正。 This person dares to make anything, the handle he kicks to go to the room. 这个人敢做什么,就一脚把他踢回房间。