MWCTYA :: Volume #2

#158: Xu Wenbin is a big sprayer


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The demonstrativeness makes arrange/cloth that’ a flake steel loop composes, Xu Qing also took the paper radical a concept map, stopped work for the day to handle to close the camera, caught the eye to see Jiang He to support the chin to observe him. 示范性做出来一小片钢环组成的‘布’,许青又拿纸笔画了一个概念图,收工搞定关闭摄像头,抬眼看见姜禾撑着下巴观察他。 Such bored matter, will find it interesting on Jiang He...... 这么无聊的事,也就姜禾会觉得有意思吧…… Xu Qing has not continued to take the pliers to pinch the steel loop again, but opens the software to make the video of just patting, this/should time of fast place time of fast, the place editing of this/should editing, a dozen minutes of video recording reduces to about five minutes, this on passes to " azure Sir who idles about " , handles arrival and departure to give Jiang He the chain while convenient. 许青没有再继续拿钳子捏钢环,而是打开软件把刚拍的视频弄一下,该倍速的地方倍速,该剪辑的地方剪辑,十几分钟的录像缩短到五分钟左右,这才上传到「游手好闲的青大人」,顺便把链接发一份给姜禾 Jiang He does not like with the penguin, instead likes WeChat, WeChat name and head picture also with penguin number same light dance flies upwards, sometimes looked that Jiang He disperses the hair to sit in that side, the sunlight of out of the window falls, reflecting her whole person is bright, Xu Qing thought that this name agrees with she. 姜禾不喜欢用企鹅,反而喜欢微讯,微讯名和头像也是和企鹅号一样的‘轻舞飞扬’,有时候看姜禾散着头发坐在那边,窗外的阳光落进来,映得她整个人明亮亮的,许青就觉得这名字非常契合她。 „Do you also want to make the live broadcast?” “你也要做直播吗?” Jiang He looked that in the video Xu Qing pinches the iron hoop with both hands in the same place demonstrated that but also explained at the same time how to make the sleeve it, immediately had the guess. 姜禾看视频里许青用双手把铁环捏在一起展示,还一边解释怎样把它做成袖子,顿时有了猜测。 Makes the enterprise own interest, good...... she understands now suddenly Xu Qing has emphasized did to like the matter that. 把自己的兴趣做成事业,挺好的……她现在忽然理解许青一直强调的做喜欢的事了。 If can, in study prepares food also makes money, is equivalent does not need to pay tuition, but can also support itself by this, thinks to feel the happiness. 假如可以在学做菜的同时赚到钱,相当于不用交学费,还能靠这个养活自己,想想都觉得幸福。 This is not the live broadcast, the live broadcast is to turn on the camera makes one visit me to do, does not record the video.” “这不是直播,直播是打开摄像头让人看着我做,不是录视频。” Is so simple I also to do.” Jiang He has looked at the video, runs over has also wanted to try with the Xu Qing pliers, some anticipations asked: Can give me to do?” “这么简单我也会做。”姜禾把视频看过一遍,跑过来拿过许青的钳子也想试试,有些期待地问道:“可以交给我做吗?” You......” “你……” Xu Qing thinks, hesitates saying: Ok, but I did not suggest.” 许青想了想,沉吟道:“可以,但是我不建议。” Why?” “为什么?” Because you will only make the clothes it, other doing video anything's knowing nothing, this is equivalent to me sells the coolie, even if makes anything unable to learn the clothes, can only practice to be bigger the strength of hand.” “因为你只会把它做成衣服,其他的做视频什么的一窍不通,这相当于给我卖苦力,就算把衣服做出来也什么都学不会,只能把手劲练大一些。” „......” Jiang He looks that Xu Qing continues to take the pliers to pinch the steel loop, has not tried to do for somebody again, withdraws two steps to sit to the sofa on continues to observe him. “哦……”姜禾看着许青继续拿钳子捏钢环,没有再试图代劳,退后两步坐到沙发上继续观察他。 Present Xu Qing seems like in the small video that Ministry of Justice Shangshu, makes some at sixes and sevens things specially, but also very earnest appearance. 现在的许青看起来就像小视频里那个刑部尚书,专门做一些乱七八糟的东西,还很认真的样子。 The azure Sir of idling about...... is really a little tallies. 游手好闲的青大人……真是有点符合。 If she helps do, on quick many, but said with Xu Qing is the same, does not have other using besides the waste time, even if the clothes completed still can only put looked at home, no one will put on this ghost thing to go out, most made several pictures. 如果她来帮忙做的话,会快上不少,只是和许青说的一样,除了浪费时间外没别的用,就算衣服做好了也只能放在家里看,没人会穿这个鬼东西出门,最多拍几张照片。 But he can make the video, lets this emergency meaningful, why is this? 可是他就能做成视频,让这种事变得有意义,这是为什么呢? Jiang He thinks, asked. 姜禾想着想着,就问了出来。 You need fosters various concepts, knowledge, theory and system studies and solves the issue the ability.” Simple that very Xu Qing replied, this ability was not inherent, needs to study, I have gone to school, you did not have.” “你需要的养成各种观念、知识、理论和系统学习与解决问题的能力。”许青回答的很干脆,“这种能力不是与生俱来的,需要学习,我上过学,你没有。” Probably is very fierce.” “好像很厉害。” Un, probably where I can know my future lower limit, and can accept, this is the strength of knowledge, knowing the destiny is happy the free and unfettered.” “嗯,我能大概知道我未来的下限在哪里,并且能接受,这就是知识的力量,知天命而乐乎逍遥。” Xu Qing flung waving the arms about, pinches this regarding exercising for a long time him is not very strenuous, but according to the hand of keyboard, will grasp the pliers to be pressed frequently for a long time somewhat uncomfortably. 许青甩了甩手,捏这个对于锻炼过许久的他来说不是很费力,但经常按键盘的手,长时间握钳子会被硌得有些难受。 He raised the head to have a look at ignorant Jiang He, thinks saying: If you are willing to treat at home wash clothes to prepare food to hug the child, can not need to use energy to study, I tried hard to raise you to be good.” 他抬头看看懵懂的姜禾,想了想道:“如果你愿意待在家洗衣做饭抱孩子,可以不用那么费劲学习,我努力养你就好了。” Like raising Winter Melon?” Jiang He neglects to hold the child three characters diligently, she knows, if raised the objection, Xu Qing is not definitely able to refute to trick she with some. “像养冬瓜一样?”姜禾努力忽略抱孩子三个字,她知道如果提出异议,许青肯定会用一些无法反驳的话来忽悠她。 Different, Winter Melon is a waste, you must work, work must......” “不一样,冬瓜是个废物,你还要干活,干完活还要被……” By what?” “被什么?” By what?” Xu Qing continues to take up the pliers with a smile, but has not pinched, but looks at Jiang He, tries to look that from her face she cannot understand some common things. “被什么呢?”许青笑着继续拿起钳子,不过没有捏,而是看着姜禾,试图从她脸上看出来她懂不懂一些常识性东西。 Before probably according to the common sense, got married in the ancient times, does not understand this thing, only will then be flung a Shunga in getting married by the family member, or draws to the small black room teaches. 按常理来说,好像古代成亲之前都不明白这个东西,只有在成亲的时候才会被家人甩一本春宫图,或者拉到小黑屋教一下。 Very regrettable, Xu Qing anything has not looked, Jiang He stares the big eye to visit him, being able to branch out is anxious or anything, the long hair throws over falls, seems like some moe moe. 很遗憾,许青什么也没看出来,姜禾只是瞪大眼睛看着他,分不出是紧张还是什么,长长的头发披落,看上去有些萌萌的。 He shrugs to lower the head to continue to pinch the iron hoop, said: Do not look, has this time to read, the self- learn/study and self-education ability are very important, fosters the reading habit, you will become different.” 他耸耸肩低头继续捏铁环,道:“别看了,有这时间多看看书,自我学习和自我教育能力是很重要的,养成阅读习惯,你会变得不一样。” Good.” “好吧。” Jiang He does not want to make him raise, wants to raise itself to be good, stupid is not good like Winter Melon, daily ate to rest to eat...... 姜禾是不想让他养的,要自己养自己才行,像冬瓜那样蠢可不行,天天吃了睡睡了吃…… Winter Melon steps the graceful step to pass through from the living rooms, looks at Xu Qing with one pile of iron hoop pliers, very wise has not approached, but takes a fast look around next two stupid two foot beasts with the vision of looking disdainfully, then on the jumping over computer table is lying. 冬瓜迈着优雅的步子从客厅中间走过,看许青拿一堆铁环钳子,很明智的没有靠近,只是用睥睨的眼光扫视一下两只愚蠢的两脚兽,然后蹦到电脑桌上卧着。 In the afternoon passing half, the skylight is very bright, to having dinner also early. 下午才过去一半,天光很亮,离吃晚饭还早得很。 Reading these books is useful?” Jiang He takes «Time Brief history» asked that although this book cannot understand, but the book read hundred its righteousness to see her to know. “读这些书有用吗?”姜禾拿着《时间简史》问,这本书虽然看不太懂,但书读百遍其义自见她还是知道的。 „To look looked that more importantly fosters the reading habit.” “想看就看吧,重要的是养成阅读习惯。” Knew.” “知道了。” Looked earnestly, the biggest difference that the scholar and does not study is, does not study you only to complain about itself, has studied you to be able the blaming heaven and earth resentful society, did not complain about itself.” “认真看,读书人和不读书的最大区别就是,不读书你只能怨自己,读过书你可以怨天怨地怨社会,就是不怨自己。” Xu Qing remembers a piece, cannot bear smile. 许青想起一个段子,忍不住笑。 Although can accept Jiang He is the matter of illiterate person, but if Ok, makes her intelligent is better, who no matter regarding two people, is useful. 虽然可以接受姜禾是文盲的事,但如果可以的话,还是让她变得聪明更好,不管对于两个人谁来说,都非常有用。 Has pinched in the evening, makes a palm of the hand big sleeve, Xu Qing puts down living in hand, receives the pliers and wheel rim, fishes out the cell phone to have a look, on WeChat has one skewer of voices that Qin Hao sends , the time also shortly. 一直捏到晚上,弄出来巴掌大的一块袖子,许青才放下手里的活,把钳子和钢圈收起来,摸出手机看看,微讯上有秦浩发来的一串语音,时间还不久。 fuck, are you really making the armor?!” 卧槽,你真的在做盔甲了?!” Can do? Does big some to put on the time comes to me!” “能不能做出来?做大点到时候给我穿一下!” Fierce!” “厉害啊!” In the Qin Hao sound brings excitedly, before this is them, has fantasized, has thought knocks the steel hero to come out with the iron hammer that difficulty to be bigger, Xu Qing has not planned to do. 秦浩的声音里带着兴奋,这本就是他们以前幻想过的,还有想过拿铁锤敲个钢铁侠出来不过那难度更大,许青并没打算搞。 Listens to the Qin Hao voice, Xu Qing somewhat to wonder to hold down the speech, sends the voice to him. 听完秦浩的语音,许青有些纳闷地按住说话,给他发语音。 „Do you also pay attention to me daily?” “你还天天关注我?” Hi, I come back to see my father to hold start brusher your videos, but also asked that my you are doing anything, I see.” Quick that Qin Hao returns. “嗨,我一回来就见我爸抱着手机刷你那些视频,还问我你这是在搞什么,我才看见。”秦浩回的很快。 How will your father look at the video that I make?” Xu Qing has doubts. “你爸怎么会看我做的视频?”许青更疑惑。 Difficult to be inadequate Qin Maocai to hold the start brusher slightly to break up a trip daily?...... That may really be too Gan. 难不成秦茂才天天抱着手机刷小破站?……那可真是太淦了。 The old man found a new pleasure. 老头儿找到个新乐趣啊。 Your father teaches my father, you send the video limelight now, they look at you often.” In the Qin Hao sound brings taking pleasure in others' misfortunes of being able to cover up, after the moment , the simple telephone hits. “你爸教我爸的,你现在发视频注意点,他俩经常看你。”秦浩声音里带着掩不住的幸灾乐祸,片刻后干脆一个电话打过来。 I get off work today, passed by community that bench, my father and your father sit together, looks to dance, these that looks at the antique, your father gives back to others to find fault...... is not, I had not really discovered that your father is the internet sprayer, was banned the word by so many people.”??? “我今天下班,路过小区那长椅,我爸和你爸坐一块儿,一个看跳舞的,一个看古董的那些,你爸还给人家挑刺……不是,我真没发现你爸还是个网络喷子啊,被那么多人禁言了。”??? Xu Qing quite a while has not gotten back one's composure. 许青半天没回过神。 Good, commentary area that often commented much selects, with the strange face estimate that Xu Wenbin bickered is Qin Maocai. 好嘛,评论区那个经常评论‘多来点’,和许文斌抬杠的陌生面孔估计就是秦茂才了。
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