MIBM :: Volume #3 果子的春天

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. 噼里啪啦,噼里啪啦。 bear Kehu stands in the one side, kept off Yang Guo after behind, his face anxiety looks at the fat dragon, said correctly that was looks his thick finger was rapping on the keyboard crazily, probably was saw that fresh flower had been gnawed by the dog a prettily generally, had to plant wanted to raise the blade chopping this bastard the impulsion. 熊克虎站在一旁,把杨果都挡在了身后,他一脸肉疼地看着肥龙,正确说,是看着他粗大的手指头在键盘上疯狂地敲击着,就好像是看到一朵娇滴滴地鲜花被狗啃了一般,有种想要提刀将这个混蛋给砍了的冲动。 The fat dragon has not realized crisis slightly, his two eyes shine, at the same time knocks the code that no one can be understanding content the command prompt of opening. Side does not lift said: „Guozi, where this computer do you look? The home also has this grade of talented person unexpectedly! His idea of trying another method places the world to come to see very much has the fresh idea!” 肥龙丝毫没有察觉到危机,他两眼放光,一边在打开的命令提示符里边敲着谁也看不懂的代码。一边是头也不抬地说道:“果子啊,这电脑你哪里找来的？国内居然还有这等人才！他的这个另辟蹊径的想法放在全世界来看都是很有新意的！” „What kind of?” Yang Guo asked curiously, „can this computer use?” “怎么样？”杨果好奇地问道,“这个电脑能用吗？” „Why is unusable?” After the fat dragon knocks the code, routinely has directed the carriage return with, then looks that steadily is renovating the window computer crazily, said that „do not regard the general sense it the computer, regards the super cell phone of enlargement version it, this disposition is very high!” “为啥不能用？”肥龙敲完代码之后,习惯性地用中指点了一下回车键,然后目不转睛地看着疯狂地刷新着窗口的电脑,说道,“你不要把它当成一般意义的电脑来看,就把它当成放大版的超级手机,啧啧,这个配置还是很高的！” „Naturally, has the shortcoming.” The fat dragon has selected two mice , to continue to say verbosely that „this fellow, um, called caibird( new military recruits)? Also keeps inside own name system, this is not good to be familiar with regarding the hacker! Un, got off the subject, his strength has, but compares to the fat dragon I to have the big disparity, I thought in any case this system loophole are very many, in the function was too crude, must improve.” “当然,也不是没有缺点。”肥龙点了两下鼠标,继续絮絮叨叨地说道,“这家伙,嗯,叫caibird（菜鸟）？还把自己的名字留在系统里边,这个对于黑客来说可不是什么好习惯哦！嗯,说远了,他的实力是有的,但比起肥龙我还是有好大的差距,反正我看这个系统漏洞挺多的,功能上太简陋了,得改进改进。” Fat Dragon spoke some powerful and unconstrained styles, was saying this alternated that making Yang Guo hear blurry. Let alone thought very bored Qiqi from the beginning. 肥龙说话有些天马行空,说着这个又穿插上那一个,让杨果听得迷迷糊糊的。更别说一开始就觉得很无聊的琪琪了。 „Oh...... Papa, Qiqi must go out to play!” Qiqi makes an effort to pull Yang Guo to hold her hand, stamps the feet called out panting in indignation, „Papa ~~” sweet greasy cry will make Yang Guo also the attention shift her body temporarily. “哎呀……粑粑,琪琪要出去玩啦！”琪琪用力地扯着杨果牵着她的手,跺着脚气呼呼地叫道,“粑粑~~”甜腻腻的叫声让杨果暂时也将注意力转移到了她的身上。 „Goes, you must be careful, cannot play to the mountain inside with elder brother elder sisters, cannot smear the clothes, knows that does not have!” Yang Guo after the father, talked incessantly has become a custom, nearby Zheng Yujie covered the mouth titter. “去吧,你要小心点,不许跟哥哥姐姐们到山里边玩,不许弄脏衣服,知道没有！”杨果当了父亲之后,唠叨已经成了一种习惯,旁边的郑雨洁都捂着嘴巴在偷笑。 „Smiles anything!” Yang Guo makes Qiqi exit and lie on the window the little friends who looks at toward inside secretly meets, this turned head to stare Zheng Yujie one. “笑什么！”杨果让琪琪出去和趴在窗子上往里边偷瞧的小伙伴们会合,这才回头瞪了郑雨洁一眼。 „Laughs at you to be wordy! Like Mother!” Zheng Yujie talks back to say without hesitation. “笑你啰嗦啊！就跟老妈子一样！”郑雨洁毫不犹豫地顶嘴道。 „My that is cares to the greatest extent, when being in suspense of father, exhorts two, can call wordy?” Yang Guo did not say satisfied that „you are young, when you had the child, you know that what was worries!” “我那是关心备至,当爹的放心不下,才多嘱咐两句,能叫啰嗦吗？”杨果不满意地说道,“你还年轻,等你有了孩子,你就会知道什么叫牵挂了！” „, Brother Yang, you how many years? Said me to be young, probably you were much old!” Zheng Yujie one was taught by Yang Guo self-important, immediately raised the eyebrow to call out. “呀,杨弟弟,你又几岁啊？说我年轻,好像你已经年纪多大了似的！”郑雨洁被杨果老气横秋地一顿教训,马上扬起眉毛叫道。 They bicker with the enemy generally, but at this time, the fat dragon had clarified the situation of this system initially, he has pulled out a data line, is connected including the above own cell phone. 两人跟冤家一般斗着嘴,而这个时候,肥龙已经初步地摸清楚了这个系统的情况,他掏出了一条数据线,连上自己的手机。 The cell phone of fat dragon cannot be called the cell phone, after the DIY assembly of fat dragon, this is thick the somewhat excessive cell phone not only the performance is strong, but can also regard the motion hard disk use. Reaches as high as the 1 T storage space, inside fills the crack that many fat dragon have programmed, this is also why the fat dragon this time comes not at the back of a reason of computer. 肥龙的手机真的不能叫做手机了,经过肥龙的DIY组装,这个厚得有些过分的手机不仅性能强劲,而且还能当成移动硬盘使用。高达1T的储存空间,里面塞了不少肥龙自己编程的黑客工具,这也是为什么肥龙这次过来并没有背着一台电脑的原因。 bear Kehu puzzled looks at fat Dragon Na one „string” together „brick” is on the computer, he could not bear again. Saw only his big hand according to the cell phone of fat dragon, the whole face looks vigilantly fat Dragon asked: „Is young fatty, you doing?” 熊克虎一脸疑惑地看着肥龙拿一条“绳子”将一块“砖头”系在电脑上边,他再也忍不住了。只见他大手按在了肥龙的手机上,满脸警惕地看着肥龙问道:“小胖子,你在干什么？” „Oh! Sir, can you do not disturb my work?” The fat dragon is holding the head, burden called out, „am I doing, naturally must program! You do not understand me not to blame you, what matter but are you break me are?” “唉！大爷,你能不能不要干扰我的工作啊？”肥龙抱着脑袋,负担地叫道,“我在干什么,当然是要编程啊！你不懂我不怪你,可你老是打断我又是什么回事？” „Ahem, old man I, although does not understand, but did not have the dotard, you were just knocking my computer I also to endure, now also wants to pound it with the brick? Doesn't want to live is exiting from here is?” bear Kehu stared the copper bell big eye, called out combative. “哼哼,老头我虽然不懂,但是还没有老糊涂,你刚刚在敲我的电脑我也就忍了,现在还想拿砖头来砸它？不想活着从这儿出去了是不是？”熊克虎瞪起了铜铃般的大眼,杀气腾腾地叫道。 Can disregard bear Kehu murderous aura dreadfully, only then two people, one type the strength like Yang Guo also wants the freak of high stair, another type, is fat dragon this does not know that what does is death dwelling, he thought that as if somewhat is all around cold, but does not believe how bear Kehu will be what kind to him, he such as is thinking: „Hey, Old man, do not think that I do not know, you will frighten the person!” 能够无视熊克虎滔天杀气的,只有两种人,一种是像杨果这样实力还要高一个台阶的怪胎,另一种,就是肥龙这样不知道作死为何物的死宅,他只是觉得周遭似乎有些冷,但是根本不相信熊克虎会对他怎么怎么样,他心里如是想着:“嘿嘿,老头,别以为我不知道,你就会吓唬吓唬人！” „Guozi!” The fat dragon was broken by the bear to subdue|grams tiger persistently unreasonable, has to have no alternative goes to seek help from Yang Guo, „is your master hindering how always me?” “果子啊！”肥龙被熊克虎蛮不讲理地打断,只好无可奈何地去向杨果求助,“你师傅怎么老是在妨碍我？” Yang Guo walked, bear Kehu actually very much suffering from injustice first jumps to accuse the fat dragon: „Do I hinder you? Who asked you to have ulterior motives! Yang Guo, you have a look at this brick, certainly hits is spoiling the idea of our computer! Also, just knocked that fiercely, although I do not understand, but before you, knocks has not made an effort!” 杨果走了过来,熊克虎却很是委屈地先跳出来指责肥龙:“我妨碍你？谁叫你心怀鬼胎！杨果,你看看他这块砖头,一定是打着弄坏我们电脑的主意！还有,刚刚敲得那么厉害,我虽然不懂,但你以前敲的时候根本都没那么用力！” Yang Guo looked at these two, does not know whether to laugh or cry said: „Master, you have misunderstood, this is not the brick, but, but the comparison looks like the brick the cell phone. The fat dragon, your bad custom must change, types on the keyboard to make an effort to do? But under keyboard main engine! After our these computers, must use to the child, you may relax, do not spoil!” 杨果看了看这两人,哭笑不得地说道:“师傅,你真的是误会了,这不是砖头,只是,只是比较像砖头的手机。还有肥龙,你的坏习惯也要改一改的,敲键盘那么用力干嘛？键盘下面可是主机呢！咱们这些电脑以后还要给孩子用的,你可悠着点,别弄坏了！” Punishes the innocent and guilty alike, Yang Guo no one helps. 各打五十大板,杨果谁也不帮。 At noon, Yang Guo brought Zheng Yujie to retrieve Qiqi to go back to eat meal. The fat dragon is actually not willing to move the buttocks, his thoughts have put this new „toy” on. Moreover, he somewhat is blurry to the outside, Yang Guo called him several, result guy pulls out wrinkled 50 dollars from the pants pocket unexpectedly, gives Yang Guo saying: „Guozi, I do not eat meal, you help me buy M to record, I want jumbo Hamburg, um, meal!” 中午的时候,杨果带着郑雨洁去寻回琪琪回去吃饭了。肥龙却死活不肯挪动屁股,他一心思扑在了这个新“玩具”上。不仅如此,他还对外界有些迷糊,杨果叫了他好几声,结果这厮居然从裤兜里掏出一张皱巴巴的50块钱,递给杨果说道:“果子啊,我不吃饭了,你去帮我买M记吧,我要巨无霸汉堡,嗯,套餐！” M your big end of ghost! Yang Guo was speechless. This goods think him also in the Guandong native place! Do the barren mountains and wild hills, where buy M for you? M你个大头鬼！杨果无语了。这货以为他还在粤省的老家呢！荒山野岭的,哪里给你买M记？ Did not have the means that Yang Guo they have to finish eating also has to him again does not lose heart stares at his bear to subdue|grams tiger to bring the food to come. 没办法,杨果他们只好吃完再给他还有不死心地盯着他的熊克虎带饭过来。 Comes back the time, Yang Guo actually discovered that the fat dragon left that computer unexpectedly, does not attend to the ground being clean sits cross-legged to sit, the side is piling today these strange equipment that buys from the county. 回来时候,杨果却发现肥龙居然离开了那台电脑,不顾地上干不干净地盘腿坐着,身边堆着今天从县城里边买回来的那些奇怪的设备。 „What are you making?” Zheng Yujie pulls open a plastic bag to take a look curiously. “你在做什么？”郑雨洁好奇地拉开一个塑料袋瞧瞧。 „Do not move!” Fat Dragon yelled one, „components losing!” The sound is very discontented, has almost not frightened Zheng Yujie. “别动！”肥龙大叫了一声,“别把零件给弄丢了！”声音还很不满,差点没有吓到郑雨洁。 „, Motionless motionless.” Zheng Yujie disdain throws down the bag, she just also saw, inside one pile of fragmentary electric wires and screw bolts, this made her not have the interest completely. “切,不动就不动。”郑雨洁不屑地丢下袋子,她刚刚也看到了,里边一堆零碎的电线和螺丝钉,这让她完全没了兴趣。 ( Asked the monthly ticket, sought the recommendation! ≧▽≦) （求月票,求推荐！≧▽≦）
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