„Whistling, whistling!” The cow of fatdragonbreathes heavilyis similar to the obsoletebelloweris generally loud, having the halitosisaurato spurtunceasinglyon the Yang Guoface, Yang Guothinksreallyvery much a palm of the handpushedfrom the mountainhim.
“呼呼,呼呼!”肥龙的牛喘如同老旧的拉风箱一般粗重,带着口臭的气息不断喷在了杨果脸上,杨果真的很想一巴掌把他从山上推下去。
The mountain climbingregarding the bigfatty, is not inferior to the tremendous dangers and difficulties, the fatdragonwalks less than tenminutesnot to be good, behindstopped from time to time, implicatesYang Guotheir20minutesnot to go out in the pastfiveminutes of distance.
爬山对于大胖子来说,不亚于刀山火海,肥龙走了还不到十分钟就不行了,后面走走停停,拖累得杨果他们20分钟还没走出以往五分钟的路程。Looks atthiscondition, todaythis wayarrives at the darkness unable to arrive inXiong Village! Yang Guohasto giveZheng YujieQiqi, buthefatdragoncarrying!
看这个状况,今天这样下去走到天黑都抵达不了熊家寨!杨果只好把琪琪交给了郑雨洁,而他则是将肥龙给背了起来!Carried! Right, Yang Guodid not attend topeopleopposing the body weightabsolutelyover100kilogramsbigfattyfatdragonscarryingunexpectedly!
背了起来!没错,杨果居然不顾众人反对地把体重绝对超过100公斤的大胖子肥龙给背了起来!Yang Guosetting outtime, the shoesquicklyfell into the soil. Fatdragonthatwas thicker than almostonetime of waistYang Guo, looks ateverybodyto be fearful and apprehensive, isYang Guoworried, was worriedfatdragonlooking likesome„thin and weak”Yang Guofalls face downto the pressure.杨果直起身时候,鞋子都快陷入泥土中了。肥龙那个比杨果粗了几乎一倍的腰围,看得大家心惊胆战的,都为杨果捏了一把汗,担心肥龙把看起来有些“瘦弱”的杨果给压趴下。
More than 100kilograms, are very heavy? RegardingYang Guo, is notwith ease, but is not unable to withstand. The fatdragonjustcrawledtimehea littletoohas not adapteddoes not standsteadily, but after and otheradaptations, hethought that healsoleaves leeway the appearance of ample force.
100多公斤,很重吗?对于杨果而言,算不上轻松,但也算不上无法承受。肥龙刚刚爬上来的时候他还有点不太适应地站立不稳,但是等适应之后,他觉得自己还留有余力的样子。„Walks!”Yang Guoturns the headto look that with the delayownpeoplegreetedwith a smile, „was so inconceivable? Looks atyourchins, is aboutto fall!”
“走吧!”杨果转头跟呆滞地看着自己的众人们笑着招呼道,“有那么不可思议吗?瞧你们的下巴,都快掉下来了!”Zheng Yujiecomes up, the appearance that a faceis enchanted by, put out a handto pinch the Yang Guosolidbrachiumtricep, the exaggerationsaid: „, Yang Guo, cannot look, youthinalso is very learned!”郑雨洁上来,一脸迷醉的样子,伸手捏了捏杨果结实的肱三头肌,夸张地说道:“啧啧,杨果,看不出来,你瘦瘦的还挺有料的嘛!”Althoughknows that Zheng Yujiethisexpressionis an attire, howevertouchesbeforethese manypeople, Yang Guo is not very comfortable, hehurriesto proceedat the back of the fatdragonto walkwith long hurried strides, probably more than 100kilogramsbigfat peoplecarry on the backinhim are also existence of book bag.
虽然知道郑雨洁这个表情是装的,但是在这么多人面前摸来摸去,杨果还是很不自在,他赶紧背着肥龙往前大步流星地走去,好像100多公斤的大胖子在他背上也不过是一个书包的存在。Tosses aboutwith great difficultyis returning toXiong Village, because the fatdragonhas carried on the backto lieinYang Guo, althoughsomewhatjolts, but after obtaininghe of sufficientrestgets down, insteadbecomesspiritualbest, naturally, changesbesidesYang Guothis/condition.
好不容易折腾着回到熊家寨,肥龙因为一直在杨果背上趴着,虽然有些颠簸,但得到充足休息的他下来之后反而成为精神最好的一个,当然,除了杨果这个变/态之外。„Here is the same with the movie! Did not have the highwaymanthiefon the difference!” The fatdragongathered round the woodenhouse projecting over the waterstrongholdgateto circletwo, saidfull of enthusiasm, „, ifI, herewill certainly arrangeoneteam of archers, had advantagebelow zero, YiShounanattacked!”
“这儿就跟电影一样啊!就差没有响马大盗了!”肥龙围着木制的吊楼寨门绕了两圈,兴致勃勃地说道,“要是我,一定会在这里安排一队弓箭手,居高零下,易守难攻!”„Youthink that you are playing the empiretime?”Yang Guosaid with a smile, „earlyknows that yourestedto suffice, justcrossed the hanging bridge to makeyoucrawl.”
“你以为你是在玩帝国时代?”杨果笑道,“早知道你休息够了,刚刚过了吊桥就应该让你自己爬上来。”„No, Guozi, youare notdo not know that mybodyis tender.” The fatdragonhurries, flattered saying that staturesaidsuchwords, Zheng Yujiehas made the response of vomit.
“别啊,果子啊,你又不是不知道我身娇体弱。”肥龙赶紧过来,谄媚地说道,那个身材说出这样的话,就连郑雨洁都做出了呕吐的反应。Yang Guowas a patron, the women of many Hmong peoplenotifyhimall the way. Today the children are very clever, has not followedtimesuchto swarm, butfollowsby farbehindYang Guo, theydirectto the fatdragon, somewhatdreadssomewhatis also curious, as ifintheirimpressions, has not seen such fatperson!杨果是常客了,一路上有不少苗族的妇女跟他打着招呼。今天孩子们都挺乖的,没有跟上次那样蜂拥过来,只是远远地跟在杨果后面,他们对肥龙指指点点,有些畏惧又有些好奇,似乎在他们的印象中,还没见过这么胖的人呢!„Where did computerput?” The fatdragonrubs the finger that itched, askedfull of enthusiasm. Healwaysbiggestinteresthas the computer, has , so long as a computer of networkinghislifehas had no complain and regrettohimfeeling! ThisYang Guocangiveto summonfrom afarhim, relatesquitewellwithhimbesidesYang Guo, perhaps the new-stylecomputer of thatcometsystemwas the main reason!
“电脑放哪里了?”肥龙揉了揉发痒的手指,兴致勃勃地问道。他平生最大的兴趣只有电脑,颇有只要给他一台联网的电脑他的生命就无怨无悔了的感觉!这次杨果能够把他给千里迢迢地召唤过来,除了杨果跟他关系比较好之外,恐怕那个彗星系统的新式电脑才是最主要的原因了!„Placesthat side the school, do weput away the thingto passagain?”Yang Guoreferred to the smallhouse of whereaboutsnorthMiao villagesaying.
“放在学堂那边,我们放好东西再过去?”杨果指了指着落在苗寨北边的一栋小房子说道。„Whatputs? Directlywith the past!” The fatdragoncould not repress, hethrows downthese words, flushes awayto the schoolspeedily. Yang Guotheylook at each otherreluctantlywry smile, does not knowhowreallythisbigfattyusuallyactedclumsily, speaks of the computerto turn intovigorousmaster sportsman.
“放什么?直接拿过去啊!”肥龙已经按捺不住了,他丢下这句话,一溜烟地向学堂冲去。杨果他们无奈地相视苦笑,真不知道这个大胖子怎么平时动作那么笨拙,一说到电脑就变成了矫健的运动健将似的。Does not have the means that Yang Guocarriesalone the duffel bag of fatdragon, places the bearto recordfiveentrancesit, thenleads the daughterto passwithZheng Yujietogether.
没办法,杨果把肥龙的行李袋单独拎出来,将它放在熊纪五家的门口,然后才带着女儿跟郑雨洁一块过去。„Sir, Ihave made a mistake, Ihave made a mistake, Sir! Murder! Help!”Has not approached, onlyhears the pitiful yell of fatdragon, immediately, Yang Guosaw that a fatformfledfrom the front door of schoolas if running from something.
“大爷,我错了,我错了,大爷!啊,杀人啦!救命啊!”还没走近,只听到肥龙的一声惨叫,随即,杨果看到有个胖胖的身影从学堂的大门逃命般地窜了出来。
The fatdragonseesYang Guo, as ifsees the Saviorto be ordinary, nasal mucustearsran over, Yang Guosaw that hispantshadtrouser legs coveringsto be cut a longopening, butis only the pants, the personhas not been injured.
肥龙瞅见杨果,仿佛看到救世主一般,一把鼻涕一把眼泪地跑了过来,杨果看到他的裤子已经有一条裤腿被划开了一道长长的口子,不过只是裤子,人没有受伤。„Masteralso......”Yang Guodoes not know whether to laugh or crysaw that the fatdragonbehindbearKehuraisedMiaobladeto foam with rageto walk.
“师傅也正是的……”杨果哭笑不得地看到肥龙身后熊克虎提着一把苗刀吹胡子瞪眼地走了出来。GeneralplotYang Guohas guessed correctly, fatdragonfellowdefinitelyisin the eye, only thencomputernobody, has crashed in the school after carelessly, plungeddirectlyhas putthatcomputerontable. But the computerbearKehu the lifeblood, herathermoves here to defend, moreoverYang Guomeetstroublesomealsolooks cold and indifferent, howcantolerateto bear a bewilderedpersontoits„infringement”?
大概剧情杨果都已经猜到了,肥龙这家伙肯定是眼里只有电脑没有人,大大咧咧地冲进了学堂之后,直接扑向了摆在桌子上的那台电脑。电脑可是熊克虎的命根子,他宁可搬来这里守着,而且就算杨果遇到麻烦也爱理不理,怎么可能容忍得了一个莫名其妙的人对它的“侵犯”?
The fact is also so, bearKehu„clang”draws out the blade, cuts the airlike the moonlightgenerally, pulled up the crotch of fatdragondirectly. The trouser legs coveringswere cut, bearKehuhas the discretionvery much, the strengthacts bashfulexactly right, butfatDragonKehas not thoughtthathefeltcrotchonecool, almostthat„fatdragon”reallymustnot have!
事实也是如此,熊克虎“锵”地一声拔出刀,像月光一般划破空气,直接撩到了肥龙的胯下。裤腿被划破了,熊克虎很有分寸,力道拿捏得不差分毫,但是肥龙可没那么想,他感觉胯下一凉,差点自己那条“肥龙”真的要没了!Behind, is the fatdragonfrightensto run, thenlooked for the program that Yang Guocomplained tearfully.
后面,便是肥龙吓得跑出来,然后找杨果哭诉的戏码了。„Thatismymaster, whocalledyouto be so crude?”Yang Guodoes not know whether to laugh or crysaidwithfatDragonthatthengavehimalsoto havebearKehuto explain.
“那是我师傅,谁叫你那么鲁莽?”杨果哭笑不得地跟肥龙说道,然后才给他还有熊克虎解释了一番。„He?”bearKehusnort|hum, the blade in hishandhad not received, refers todelimiting the fatdragonunintentionally, making the fatdragoneyelidjump, „looksis the disciple of being gluttonous and lazy, Yang Guo, do not comedeceivewiththisI! Can the mastersbethisappearance?”
“就他?”熊克虎哼了一声,他手中的刀还没有收回去,有意无意地指划着肥龙,让肥龙眼皮直跳,“一看就是好吃懒做之徒,杨果,你别拿这来诓我!高手会是这副模样?”„Hello, Old man, youspoke are responsible!” The fatdragonjumpeddiscontentedly, touchesheproudestcomputertechnology, after hejustscared out of one's wits the brain of experiencethrowing, welcomedbearKehu the knife pointto force up, „whatwas I am not a master? Do youlook foroneto showme? Whomlooks atto be fierce?”
“喂,老头,你说话可是要负责任啊!”肥龙不满地蹦了出来,触及他最骄傲的电脑技术,他连刚刚吓破胆的经历都抛之脑后,迎着熊克虎的刀锋顶了上去,“什么叫我不是高手?那你找一个给我看看?看谁厉害?”„Do not quarrel!”Yang Guohurriesto mediateamongthem, „master, the computer you do not understand, masterreallymanypeople are the same withhim, othersdailydwellingat home. The fatdragonyoualsolittlesaidtwo, thisismymaster, the good and evil is also yourelder!”
“你们都别吵了!”杨果赶紧在两人中间说和,“师傅,电脑你不懂,高手还真的很多人都跟他一样,人家天天宅在家里的。肥龙你也少说两句,这是我师傅,好歹也是你的长辈!”„Thatdoes not leadhimto irritate the noselike this!” The fatdragonsaiddiscontentedly, buthe was also only the mouthmurmured, the words that Yang Guowas angryhewas also afraid.
“那也不带他这样呛人的!”肥龙不满地说道,不过他也只是嘴里囔囔了,杨果生气的话他也是害怕的。As for the bearto subdue|gramstiger, hiscoldsnort|hum, receivedMiaoblade, but, onhisfacestillrevealsis disdainingwith the expression that does not believe.
至于熊克虎么,他冷哼了一声,收起了苗刀,不过,他脸上依然流露着不屑和不信的表情。
( Asked the monthly ticket, sought the recommendation! ≧▽≦)
(求月票,求推荐!≧▽≦)
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