MIBM :: Volume #3 果子的春天

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Whistling, whistling!” The cow of fat dragon breathes heavily is similar to the obsolete bellower is generally loud, having the halitosis aura to spurt unceasingly on the Yang Guo face, Yang Guo thinks really very much a palm of the hand pushed from the mountain him. “呼呼,呼呼!”肥龙的牛喘如同老旧的拉风箱一般粗重,带着口臭的气息不断喷在了杨果脸上,杨果真的很想一巴掌把他从山上推下去。 The mountain climbing regarding the big fatty, is not inferior to the tremendous dangers and difficulties, the fat dragon walks less than ten minutes not to be good, behind stopped from time to time, implicates Yang Guo their 20 minutes not to go out in the past five minutes of distance. 爬山对于大胖子来说,不亚于刀山火海,肥龙走了还不到十分钟就不行了,后面走走停停,拖累得杨果他们20分钟还没走出以往五分钟的路程。 Looks at this condition, today this way arrives at the darkness unable to arrive in Xiong Village! Yang Guo has to give Zheng Yujie Qiqi, but he fat dragon carrying! 看这个状况,今天这样下去走到天黑都抵达不了熊家寨!杨果只好把琪琪交给了郑雨洁,而他则是将肥龙给背了起来! Carried! Right, Yang Guo did not attend to people opposing the body weight absolutely over 100 kilograms big fatty fat dragons carrying unexpectedly! 背了起来!没错,杨果居然不顾众人反对地把体重绝对超过100公斤的大胖子肥龙给背了起来! Yang Guo setting out time, the shoes quickly fell into the soil. Fat dragon that was thicker than almost one time of waist Yang Guo, looks at everybody to be fearful and apprehensive, is Yang Guo worried, was worried fat dragon looking like some thin and weak Yang Guo falls face down to the pressure. 杨果直起身时候,鞋子都快陷入泥土中了。肥龙那个比杨果粗了几乎一倍的腰围,看得大家心惊胆战的,都为杨果捏了一把汗,担心肥龙把看起来有些“瘦弱”的杨果给压趴下。 More than 100 kilograms, are very heavy? Regarding Yang Guo, is not with ease, but is not unable to withstand. The fat dragon just crawled time he a little too has not adapted does not stand steadily, but after and other adaptations, he thought that he also leaves leeway the appearance of ample force. 100多公斤,很重吗?对于杨果而言,算不上轻松,但也算不上无法承受。肥龙刚刚爬上来的时候他还有点不太适应地站立不稳,但是等适应之后,他觉得自己还留有余力的样子。 Walks!” Yang Guo turns the head to look that with the delay own people greeted with a smile, was so inconceivable? Looks at your chins, is about to fall!” “走吧!”杨果转头跟呆滞地看着自己的众人们笑着招呼道,“有那么不可思议吗?瞧你们的下巴,都快掉下来了!” Zheng Yujie comes up, the appearance that a face is enchanted by, put out a hand to pinch the Yang Guo solid brachium tricep, the exaggeration said: „, Yang Guo, cannot look, you thin also is very learned!” 郑雨洁上来,一脸迷醉的样子,伸手捏了捏杨果结实的肱三头肌,夸张地说道:“啧啧,杨果,看不出来,你瘦瘦的还挺有料的嘛!” Although knows that Zheng Yujie this expression is an attire, however touches before these many people, Yang Guo is not very comfortable, he hurries to proceed at the back of the fat dragon to walk with long hurried strides, probably more than 100 kilograms big fat people carry on the back in him are also existence of book bag. 虽然知道郑雨洁这个表情是装的,但是在这么多人面前摸来摸去,杨果还是很不自在,他赶紧背着肥龙往前大步流星地走去,好像100多公斤的大胖子在他背上也不过是一个书包的存在。 Tosses about with great difficulty is returning to Xiong Village, because the fat dragon has carried on the back to lie in Yang Guo, although somewhat jolts, but after obtaining he of sufficient rest gets down, instead becomes spiritual best, naturally, changes besides Yang Guo this / condition. 好不容易折腾着回到熊家寨,肥龙因为一直在杨果背上趴着,虽然有些颠簸,但得到充足休息的他下来之后反而成为精神最好的一个,当然,除了杨果这个变/态之外。 Here is the same with the movie! Did not have the highwayman thief on the difference!” The fat dragon gathered round the wooden house projecting over the water stronghold gate to circle two, said full of enthusiasm, „, if I, here will certainly arrange one team of archers, had advantage below zero, Yi Shounan attacked!” “这儿就跟电影一样啊!就差没有响马大盗了!”肥龙围着木制的吊楼寨门绕了两圈,兴致勃勃地说道,“要是我,一定会在这里安排一队弓箭手,居高零下,易守难攻!” You think that you are playing the empire time?” Yang Guo said with a smile, early knows that you rested to suffice, just crossed the hanging bridge to make you crawl.” “你以为你是在玩帝国时代?”杨果笑道,“早知道你休息够了,刚刚过了吊桥就应该让你自己爬上来。” No, Guozi, you are not do not know that my body is tender.” The fat dragon hurries, flattered saying that stature said such words, Zheng Yujie has made the response of vomit. “别啊,果子啊,你又不是不知道我身娇体弱。”肥龙赶紧过来,谄媚地说道,那个身材说出这样的话,就连郑雨洁都做出了呕吐的反应。 Yang Guo was a patron, the women of many Hmong people notify him all the way. Today the children are very clever, has not followed time such to swarm, but follows by far behind Yang Guo, they direct to the fat dragon, somewhat dreads somewhat is also curious, as if in their impressions, has not seen such fat person! 杨果是常客了,一路上有不少苗族的妇女跟他打着招呼。今天孩子们都挺乖的,没有跟上次那样蜂拥过来,只是远远地跟在杨果后面,他们对肥龙指指点点,有些畏惧又有些好奇,似乎在他们的印象中,还没见过这么胖的人呢! Where did computer put?” The fat dragon rubs the finger that itched, asked full of enthusiasm. He always biggest interest has the computer, has , so long as a computer of networking his life has had no complain and regret to him feeling! This Yang Guo can give to summon from afar him, relates quite well with him besides Yang Guo, perhaps the new-style computer of that comet system was the main reason! “电脑放哪里了?”肥龙揉了揉发痒的手指,兴致勃勃地问道。他平生最大的兴趣只有电脑,颇有只要给他一台联网的电脑他的生命就无怨无悔了的感觉!这次杨果能够把他给千里迢迢地召唤过来,除了杨果跟他关系比较好之外,恐怕那个彗星系统的新式电脑才是最主要的原因了! Places that side the school, do we put away the thing to pass again?” Yang Guo referred to the small house of whereabouts north Miao village saying. “放在学堂那边,我们放好东西再过去?”杨果指了指着落在苗寨北边的一栋小房子说道。 What puts? Directly with the past!” The fat dragon could not repress, he throws down these words, flushes away to the school speedily. Yang Guo they look at each other reluctantly wry smile, does not know how really this big fatty usually acted clumsily, speaks of the computer to turn into vigorous master sportsman. “放什么?直接拿过去啊!”肥龙已经按捺不住了,他丢下这句话,一溜烟地向学堂冲去。杨果他们无奈地相视苦笑,真不知道这个大胖子怎么平时动作那么笨拙,一说到电脑就变成了矫健的运动健将似的。 Does not have the means that Yang Guo carries alone the duffel bag of fat dragon, places the bear to record five entrances it, then leads the daughter to pass with Zheng Yujie together. 没办法,杨果把肥龙的行李袋单独拎出来,将它放在熊纪五家的门口,然后才带着女儿跟郑雨洁一块过去。 Sir, I have made a mistake, I have made a mistake, Sir! Murder! Help!” Has not approached, only hears the pitiful yell of fat dragon, immediately, Yang Guo saw that a fat form fled from the front door of school as if running from something. “大爷,我错了,我错了,大爷!啊,杀人啦!救命啊!”还没走近,只听到肥龙的一声惨叫,随即,杨果看到有个胖胖的身影从学堂的大门逃命般地窜了出来。 The fat dragon sees Yang Guo, as if sees the Savior to be ordinary, nasal mucus tears ran over, Yang Guo saw that his pants had trouser legs coverings to be cut a long opening, but is only the pants, the person has not been injured. 肥龙瞅见杨果,仿佛看到救世主一般,一把鼻涕一把眼泪地跑了过来,杨果看到他的裤子已经有一条裤腿被划开了一道长长的口子,不过只是裤子,人没有受伤。 Master also......” Yang Guo does not know whether to laugh or cry saw that the fat dragon behind bear Kehu raised Miao blade to foam with rage to walk. “师傅也正是的……”杨果哭笑不得地看到肥龙身后熊克虎提着一把苗刀吹胡子瞪眼地走了出来。 General plot Yang Guo has guessed correctly, fat dragon fellow definitely is in the eye, only then computer nobody, has crashed in the school after carelessly, plunged directly has put that computer on table. But the computer bear Kehu the lifeblood, he rather moves here to defend, moreover Yang Guo meets troublesome also looks cold and indifferent, how can tolerate to bear a bewildered person to its infringement? 大概剧情杨果都已经猜到了,肥龙这家伙肯定是眼里只有电脑没有人,大大咧咧地冲进了学堂之后,直接扑向了摆在桌子上的那台电脑。电脑可是熊克虎的命根子,他宁可搬来这里守着,而且就算杨果遇到麻烦也爱理不理,怎么可能容忍得了一个莫名其妙的人对它的“侵犯”? The fact is also so, bear Kehu clang draws out the blade, cuts the air like the moonlight generally, pulled up the crotch of fat dragon directly. The trouser legs coverings were cut, bear Kehu has the discretion very much, the strength acts bashful exactly right, but fat Dragon Ke has not thought that he felt crotch one cool, almost that fat dragon really must not have! 事实也是如此,熊克虎“锵”地一声拔出刀,像月光一般划破空气,直接撩到了肥龙的胯下。裤腿被划破了,熊克虎很有分寸,力道拿捏得不差分毫,但是肥龙可没那么想,他感觉胯下一凉,差点自己那条“肥龙”真的要没了! Behind, is the fat dragon frightens to run, then looked for the program that Yang Guo complained tearfully. 后面,便是肥龙吓得跑出来,然后找杨果哭诉的戏码了。 That is my master, who called you to be so crude?” Yang Guo does not know whether to laugh or cry said with fat Dragon that then gave him also to have bear Kehu to explain. “那是我师傅,谁叫你那么鲁莽?”杨果哭笑不得地跟肥龙说道,然后才给他还有熊克虎解释了一番。 He?” bear Kehu snort|hum, the blade in his hand had not received, refers to delimiting the fat dragon unintentionally, making the fat dragon eyelid jump, looks is the disciple of being gluttonous and lazy, Yang Guo, do not come deceive with this I! Can the masters be this appearance?” “就他?”熊克虎哼了一声,他手中的刀还没有收回去,有意无意地指划着肥龙,让肥龙眼皮直跳,“一看就是好吃懒做之徒,杨果,你别拿这来诓我!高手会是这副模样?” Hello, Old man, you spoke are responsible!” The fat dragon jumped discontentedly, touches he proudest computer technology, after he just scared out of one's wits the brain of experience throwing, welcomed bear Kehu the knife point to force up, what was I am not a master? Do you look for one to show me? Whom looks at to be fierce?” “喂,老头,你说话可是要负责任啊!”肥龙不满地蹦了出来,触及他最骄傲的电脑技术,他连刚刚吓破胆的经历都抛之脑后,迎着熊克虎的刀锋顶了上去,“什么叫我不是高手?那你找一个给我看看?看谁厉害?” Do not quarrel!” Yang Guo hurries to mediate among them, master, the computer you do not understand, master really many people are the same with him, others daily dwelling at home. The fat dragon you also little said two, this is my master, the good and evil is also your elder!” “你们都别吵了!”杨果赶紧在两人中间说和,“师傅,电脑你不懂,高手还真的很多人都跟他一样,人家天天宅在家里的。肥龙你也少说两句,这是我师傅,好歹也是你的长辈!” That does not lead him to irritate the nose like this!” The fat dragon said discontentedly, but he was also only the mouth murmured, the words that Yang Guo was angry he was also afraid. “那也不带他这样呛人的!”肥龙不满地说道,不过他也只是嘴里囔囔了,杨果生气的话他也是害怕的。 As for the bear to subdue|grams tiger, his cold snort|hum, received Miao blade, but, on his face still reveals is disdaining with the expression that does not believe. 至于熊克虎么,他冷哼了一声,收起了苗刀,不过,他脸上依然流露着不屑和不信的表情。 ( Asked the monthly ticket, sought the recommendation! ≧▽≦) (求月票,求推荐!≧▽≦)
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