MIBM :: Volume #2 我的大小仙女

#210: Cracking a joke

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Yang Guo also thinks from the beginning, drilling that big brother He Wenzhuo said that can be that exercise parade step and start formally runs and so on traditional areas, has not thought that they played the special operations forces drilling unexpectedly. 杨果一开始还以为,大哥贺文卓说的演练,会是那种正儿八经的操正步、起步跑等等传统项目,没想到他们竟然玩起了特战演练。 Any crawling tree, climbs a wall and builds the human wall, any kick boxing, fighting and military physical culture fist, various types with performance same hard qigong demonstration! The soldier, after coming to a stop, jumps backward high, layer on layer pounds with the back to the cement floor, like this causes the performance that the family members have practiced to call out in alarm actually is also of their daily training. 什么爬树、爬墙、搭人墙,什么散打、械斗、军体拳,还有各种跟表演一样的硬气功展示！有一个战士,站稳后,向后高高跃起,用背部重重砸向水泥地面,这样引起了家属们练练惊呼的表演其实也不过是他们日常训练的一项。 Yang Guo can the morning exercise every morning, but sees their such exercise subjects, is the dumbfounded, full forehead cold sweat, is this person? Does this breakneck to be able to endure daily? Qiqi looked at steadily, looks is fascinated! 杨果每天早上都会晨练,但是看到他们的这样的锻炼科目,也是目瞪口呆,满脑门冷汗,这还是人吗？这样天天玩命能吃得消？琪琪则是目不转睛,看得都入迷了！ Actually also has many does not have the performance, because was the family members came today after all, He Wenzhuo has not made them drill the mire and crawling wire netting very much tolerantly, generally has performed one with the vaudeville, has let off this group of boys. However, looks appearance that they are mad do not breathe heavily, knows that this amount of exercise, has not been actually warms up! 其实还有很多没有表演,因为今天毕竟是家属们过来了,贺文卓很宽容地没有让他们去钻泥潭、爬铁丝网,就跟杂耍一般表演了一通,就放过了这帮小子。不过,瞧他们气都不喘的样子,也就知道这点运动量,其实还算不上热身呢！ The bonus is so, the family members in abundance applauded, cheers again and again. 饶是如此,家属们都纷纷鼓起了掌,欢呼声连连。 He Wenzhuo calls them to stand team, walked, helping one look like also the somewhat young soldier pats the grass pole that on the clothes holds, said with a smile: „Transfers, was dusty and dirty in appearance? Gives you a half minute, reorganizes clothing!” 贺文卓召集他们重新站好队,走了一圈,帮一个看起来还有些年轻的战士拍去衣服上粘着的草杆,笑道:“才转一圈,就灰头灰脸了？给你们半分钟,整理着装！” He is also saw vision that some female family members worry about, for did not make the family members see loving dearly, made them handle simply cleanly, if placed usually, not the dirty point, where did call the training randomly? 他也是看到有些女性家属担忧的眼光,为了不让家属们看见了心疼,索性就让他们自己打理干净了,要是放在平时,不脏点乱点,哪里叫训练？ After handling is clean, the special soldiers think that can dismiss, starts somewhat scattered in disorder to whisper. 打理干净后,特种战士们以为可以解散了,开始有些散乱地交头接耳起来。 „Stands at attention!” He Wenzhuo shouts suddenly greatly, the entire team is instantaneously peaceful, sees only him to smile strangely, said that „following, is the actual combat performs!” “立正！”贺文卓冷不丁地大喊道,整个队伍瞬间安静下来,只见他诡异地一笑,说道,“接下来,是实战表演！” The people turned the head to look mutually, somewhat could not feel the brains, thought that just mutually fought, wasn't the actual combat? Which now this makes? 众人转头互相看了看,有些摸不着头脑,心想,刚刚互相对打,不就是实战了吗？现在这又是闹哪一出？ He Wenzhuo does not need they to inquire, the clear and resonant voice said: „Person on one's own side gesticulation movement is not the actual combat, I asked my brother to come up, compared notes the real capability with everybody!” 贺文卓不用等他们提问,朗声说道:“自己人比划动作算不上实战,我下面请我兄弟上来,跟大家切磋切磋真功夫！” Everybody looks that He Wenzhuo turns around slightly to run, rushes to the family member area, has pulled out Yang Guo. 大家都看着,贺文卓转身小跑,跑到家属区里,拉出了杨果。 „Gives your sister-in-law the child!” He Wenzhuo does not allow to refute saying that „you come with me!” “把孩子给你大嫂！”贺文卓不容反驳地说道,“你跟我来！” Yang Guo has to make the sister-in-law help to hold Qiqi in a hurry, the packet of body upper back is also giving the sister-in-law, then somewhat disturbedly followed He Wenzhuo to walk. 杨果只好匆匆让大嫂帮忙抱着琪琪,身上背的小包也递给大嫂,然后有些忐忑地跟随着贺文卓走了下来。 Today, He Wenzhuo had already said to Yang Guo wants him to get with his soldiers, has not thought that such quickly came. 今天来,贺文卓早就跟杨果说过要他跟他的兵们打上一场,没想到这么快就来了。 About No. hundred vigor full robust man instead start is standing, the eye stares to look at Yang Guo to arrive around them. 近百号精气神都十足的壮汉反着手站着,眼瞪瞪地看着杨果走到他们跟前。 Yang Guo is very high, this good, but this physique, really does not have the persuasive power! Although is far thin, but to sturdy also missed the long distance to be far. In addition the basketball shoe, the loose slacks and white long-sleeved blouse, simply is the ordinary neighbor big boys, a threat feeling does not have. 杨果很高,这不错,但是这个身板,实在是没有说服力！虽然谈不上瘦削,但是离壮实还差了十万八千里远。再加上篮球鞋、宽松的休闲裤、白色的长袖衬衫,简直就是普普通通的邻家大男孩嘛,一点威胁感都没有。 „Cracks a joke?” Has a fellow unable to bear shout, „does he come with our gesticulation real capability? On this small arm?” “开什么玩笑？”有个家伙忍不住嚷道,“他来跟我们比划真功夫？就他这小胳膊？” „Right, this is my brother, Yang Guo.” The He Wenzhuo stern [say / way], „anyone of you are willing to come out, compares notes with him?” “没错,这就是我兄弟,杨果。”贺文卓正色道,“你们谁愿意出来,跟他切磋切磋？” Yang Guo holds the fist in the other hand with this group of special soldiers shows a faint smile at present, said: „Hello!” 杨果抱拳跟眼前这群特种战士微微一笑,说道:“大家好！” The complete silence, nobody responded. 鸦雀无声,没有人回应。 Fights against a student, feared that injured him, must hit is timid to act, and has won also ignominious, nobody is willing to go on stage. 跟一个书生打架,怕伤了他,就得打得缩手缩脚,而且赢了也不光彩,没有人愿意上场。 He Wenzhuo smiles, at heart secret passage: „Is looking down upon Yang Guo? Later looked that is who falls!” 贺文卓嘿嘿一笑,心里暗道:“瞧不起杨果？待会看是谁栽跟头！” He selects that fellow who a point had just made noise to shout, said: „Yang Zhengdong, Yang Guo is your main family, you come first!” 他点了一点刚刚出声嚷嚷的那个家伙,说道:“杨政东,杨果是你本家,你先来！” The people were whispering: „Also first comes? A Yang Zhengdong finger can advance him.” Stands is suppressing smiling in the front two people, hurries the shunt to resign a road to Yang Zhengdong. 众人心里嘀咕着:“还先来？杨政东一个手指头就可以推到他了。”站在前面的两个人憋着笑,赶紧闪开给杨政东让出一条路。 „Team leader, does not want!” The Yang Zhengdong non- sentiment hope does not shout. “队长,不要啊！”杨政东不情不愿地喊道。 „Don't my words listen?” The He Wenzhuo big eye stares, threat said that „does not hit, later we eat meal, you run 20 in the drill ground!” “连我的话都不听了？”贺文卓大眼一瞪,威胁道,“不打可以,待会我们吃饭,你自己一个人在操场跑20圈！” Yang Zhengdong has to walk up obediently. He is also a build valiant guy, although is not very high, one meter about 75, but the horizontal long body makes him look like and bear greatly they equally tall and strong. 杨政东只好乖乖地走上前来。他也是一个体型彪悍的大汉,虽然不是很高,一米75左右,但是横长的身体让他看起来跟熊大他们一样魁梧。 He Wenzhuo has patted the shoulder of Yang Guo, said in a low voice: „Goes, helping me teach this group not to know that outside the mountain has the boy of mountain.” 贺文卓拍了拍杨果的肩膀,低声说道:“去吧,帮我教训教训这帮不知山外有山的小子。” Yang Guo the sleeve subvolume of shirt, reached Yang Zhengdong the right hand, said with a smile: „Big brother Yang, please much advise.” 杨果将衬衫的袖子卷了起来,将右手伸向杨政东,笑道:“杨大哥,请多多指教。” Yang Zhengdong some have shaken the hand of Yang Guo reluctantly, said: „You could rest assured that is surnamed Yang, I will relax. Thus, I do not bully you, you come first, I let your three moves!” 杨政东有些勉强地握了握杨果的手,说道:“你放心,都是姓杨的,我会悠着点。这样,我不欺负你,你先来,我让你三招！” Yang Guo in He Wenzhuo delimits with the foot „arena” in circle comes to a stop, gesticulates slowly the gesture, said with a smile: „Does not use, we fight fairly, does not need to yield mutually, come!” 杨果在贺文卓用脚划出的“擂台”圈子里站稳,缓缓地比划出一个起手式,微笑道:“不用啊,我们公平交手,不需要相让,来吧！” Yang Zhengdong was stimulated by Yang Guo these words, has not seen the student who has such not known the good and evil, he deeply breathes, does not subside the air/Qi of branch the chest wells up, has stepped onto „arena”. 杨政东被杨果这句话刺激到了,没见过这么不识好歹的书生,他深深地呼吸,将胸口涌上来的不岔之气平息下去,也走上了“擂台”。 However, stemming from proud, after he stands, has not acted, but looks at Yang Guo lightly. Although he is the same with He Wenzhuo, does not grow perceptibly at the fists and feet time, but the skill has practiced, selects several adults to be a cinch only completely, with the Yang Guo gesture, but also does not need to get rid first. 不过,出于骄傲,他站直之后,就没有动作,只是淡淡地看着杨果。他虽然跟贺文卓一样,并不以拳脚功夫见长,但是身手还是练过的,单挑几个成年人完全不在话下,跟杨果比划,还没必要先出手。 Is looking down upon itself really! In Yang Guo heart funny. The fights of how many real swords and spears has experienced, he has finding regarding his time, can hit the chiefs of special operations forces brigade not to have the strength to hit back , compared with other people, but can also miss many? 真的是瞧不起自己嘛！杨果心中好笑。经历过几次真刀真枪的战斗,他对于自己的功夫还是有了解的,能够打得特战大队的大队长毫无还手之力,跟其他人比,还会差得很多吗？ Even if compared with the strength, Yang Guo is not afraid, his strange strength, is not proportional with his muscle. Thinks that at that time his fist had broken the ceramic tile floor of bank, obviously the Yang Guo strength much was big! 就算是比力气,杨果也是不害怕的,他那一身怪力,跟他的肌肉不成正比。想想当时他一拳砸碎了银行的瓷砖地板,就可见杨果力气有多大了！ Judges people solely on appearance, looks down upon Yang Guo, Yang Guo must make them hold in high esteem today! 以貌取人,看不起杨果,杨果今天就要让他们刮目相看！ Yang Zhengdong has not gotten rid, that Yang Guo suddenly began, he extends the right hand, the racket to Yang Zhengdong shoulder. 杨政东没有出手,那杨果就突然动手了,他伸出右手,拍向杨政东的肩膀。 On Yang Zhengdong face is having the smiling face of disdaining, does this time, want to compare notes with oneself? Sees only one side of his fiercely body, arm, grasps to extend the right hand to Yang Guo. 杨政东脸上带着不屑的笑容,就这点功夫,就想跟自己切磋？只见他猛地身体一侧,手臂一张,抓向杨果伸过来右手。 Yang Guo gets rid, but is tempts to incur, his right hand shakes like lightning, the left hand covers Yang Zhengdong arm to draw delivers, both hands like from the sky delimited a circle. 杨果出手,不过是诱招,他右手闪电般地一抖,左手扣住杨政东的手臂一拉一送,双手就像在空中划出了个圆。 Yang Zhengdong does not know from the start had anything, the body was not controlled to make to fly suddenly, soared, layer on layer fell on the ground. 杨政东压根不知道发生了什么,身体突然不受控制得飞了起来,腾空而起,重重摔在地上。 The Yang Guo movement is too quick, Yang Zhengdong has not responded that under the field also saw clearly on several people, their eyes one bright, cannot bear stand up. 杨果的动作太快,杨政东没反应过来,场下也就几个人看清了,他们眼睛一亮,忍不住站起身来。 ( Subscribed recently quite fierce, has not recommended the position, can only ask the book friends voting ticket to support much! Xiaohan has been trying hard, do you see?) （最近订阅掉的好厉害,也没有推荐位,只能求书友们多多投票票支持了！小寒一直在努力,你们看到吗？）
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