MIBM :: Volume #2 我的大小仙女

#200: Yang Guo scandal


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( Starting from tomorrow, three!! Temporarily is this ~ how long can maintain specifically, must look ~) (明天开始,三更!!暂时是这样~具体能维持多久,要看~) Chatted a while, Yang Guo was referred to calling to the kitchen prepares the dinner, Song Zhiwen is also expelled to overcome the hand. Already was done agitated by one group of strangers, but there is Song Zhiwen and Yang Guo in Gold that does not dare to cry out, swung the tail to follow. 聊了一会儿,杨果被指唤到厨房去准备晚饭,宋志文也是被撵去打下手。早就被一群陌生人搞得烦躁不已,但有宋志文杨果在没敢叫唤的金子,也摇着尾巴跟了进来。 Song Zhiwen received a dog grain that Yang Guo gives, fills in the mouth of Gold, ordering it to squat obediently in cannot move heedlessly at the same time. 宋志文接过杨果给的一块狗粮,塞到金子的嘴巴里,命令它乖乖地蹲在一边不许乱动。 Yang Guo said with a smile: Gold will not move heedlessly! It does not know that learns from whom, the cleanliness is very serious, like other dog dogs, does not like turning the trashcan, comes back to outside, must take a bath.” 杨果笑道:“金子才不会乱动呢!它不知道跟谁学的,洁癖很严重,不像其他狗狗,喜欢翻垃圾箱,到外面回来,都要洗个澡。” Song Zhiwen has not paid attention to Yang Guo these words, he searched the probe head to have a look in the living room three women, has turned round, the right hand finger selected has selected Yang Guo, said: Shield that you look for?” He returned pouting. 宋志文没有理会杨果的这句话,他探了探头看看客厅里三个女人,回过身,右手手指点了点杨果,说道:“你找的挡箭牌?”他还努了努嘴。 Yang Guo wry smile shook the head, said: Where has the time to look for the shield, where I know that my mother has braved suddenly? You also secretly did not tell me.” 杨果苦笑地摇了摇头,说道:“哪有时间找挡箭牌,我哪里知道我妈突然冒了出来?你又不偷偷跟我说。” You also saw, did my cell phone from going home, by my mother controlling, where say?” Song Zhiwen helps Yang Guo peel the vegetable leaf, at the same time said. “你也看到了,我手机从回到家,就被我妈给控制了,哪里说得了?”宋志文杨果剥着菜叶,一边说道。 Yang Guo shook the head. 杨果摇了摇头。 Then, is she comes to make the shield to you?” Song Zhiwen asked. “这么说来,她是自己过来给你做挡箭牌的?”宋志文问道。 Yang Guo nodded. 杨果点了点头。 How was I mentioning?” Song Zhiwen has pushed Yang Guo with the arm elbow, said that Duan Xueqing is interesting to you, right?” “我怎么说来着?”宋志文用胳膊肘推了推杨果,说道,“段雪晴对你有意思,没错吧?” Do not talk nonsense.” These words that Yang Guo spoke, very not self-confident. “别瞎说。”杨果说的这句话,非常没有自信。 Song Zhiwen curled the lip, the fellow who kills does not acknowledge does not argue with this. 宋志文撇了撇嘴,不跟这个打死不承认的家伙争辩。 They make the meal in inside, in living room the atmosphere is truly harmonious, chats the delight, naturally, the majority of time were Xu Jinfeng were saying that Liu Suqin supplemented, Duan Xueqing covered the mouth titter to echo. 他们在里面做饭菜,客厅里确实气氛融洽,聊得不亦乐乎,当然,大部分时间都是徐金凤在说,刘素琴补充,段雪晴捂着嘴巴偷笑附和。 Yang Guo carries the soup to go out of the kitchen, saw before they smile , after bending down supinely, asked curiously: What were you chatting?” 杨果端着汤走出厨房,看到她们笑得前俯后仰,好奇地问道:“你们在聊什么?” Said your childhood matter.” Xu Jinfeng said with a smile. “说你小时候的事。”徐金凤笑道。 Duan Xueqing smiles the cheek to be glowing red, looks at the Yang Guo look to have teasing. 段雪晴笑得脸蛋红彤彤的,望着杨果的眼神却是有一种戏谑。 Yang Guo looks at one, the forehead dangles many heavy lines, he somewhat speechless said with Xu Jinfeng: Mother...... Did you also say my scandal?” 杨果看一眼,脑门子垂下好多黑线,他有些无语地跟徐金凤说道:“老妈……你又说我的丑事?” He brought Lu Yunran to go home before, Xu Jinfeng others was saying the Yang Guo scandal on pulling, but also took the Yang Guo childhood fruit to give as required by rule Lu Yunran to look that did Yang Guo not to know whether to laugh or cry. 他以前带陆云冉回家,徐金凤就拉着人家说杨果的丑事,还拿杨果小时候的果照给陆云冉看,搞得杨果哭笑不得。 What scandal, what scandal?” The ear has been listening to living room sound Song Zhiwen to jump, shouted to shout, mentioned quickly listens.” “什么丑事,什么丑事?”一直支着耳朵听客厅动静的宋志文蹦了出来,嚷嚷道,“快说来听一听。” Liu Suqin represses laughter, said: Was Yang Guo fifth that time, was specially amusing, whoops, I could not be justified, Jinfeng, was you.” 刘素琴强忍着笑,说道:“就是杨果五岁那时候,特别好玩,哎呦,我说不下去了,金凤,还是你来说。” Song Zhiwen saw own Mother said half on appearance of being able help smiling, at heart was even more itchy. 宋志文看到自己老妈说了一半就忍俊不禁的样子,越发心里痒痒了。 Ha Ha, at that time......” Xu Jinfeng was laughs first one, when Yang Guo was covering the forehead, started to say. “哈哈,那时候……”徐金凤先是大笑一声,在杨果捂着额头的时候,开始说了起来。 Yang Guo five -year-old time, one celebrates a holiday, goes to the little uncle home to get together with Yang Tie and Xu Jinfeng. Yang Guo at that time was in the family|home in the child oldest, led the little two younger brothers to run like crazy frequently everywhere. 杨果五岁的时候,有一回过节,就跟着杨铁徐金凤去小叔叔家聚会。杨果当时是家里小孩子中年纪最大的,经常带着小二弟弟到处疯跑。 The little two younger brothers are another uncle's child, but lives in the little uncle home frequently, making the paternal grandmother look. 小二弟弟是另一个叔叔的孩子,不过经常住在小叔叔家,让奶奶照顾着。 That day of just coming, small Yang Guo led the little two younger brothers to play to the building , the little uncle took a bath in the bathroom in room, small Yang Guo thought the urgency of urination, directly opened the door( bathroom gate to go bad, could not fasten), in little uncle screams, however pulled open the pants to go to bathroom leisurely, the little two younger brothers were also silly follow on the heels, look also to spread the little uncle of soapsuds smoothly. 刚来的那一天,小杨果带着小二弟弟到楼上玩,小叔叔在房间的浴室里洗澡,小杨果觉得尿急了,就径直推开了门(浴室门坏了,关不紧),在小叔叔一片惊呼声中,施施然拉开裤子上厕所,小二弟弟也是傻乎乎地跟在后面,瞄了瞄光溜溜还涂着肥皂沫的小叔叔。 This is not the important matter, but, next day, the little uncle goes upstairs to take a bath, small Yang Guo brings the little two younger brother crawling staircases to follow on the heels sluggishly. The little uncle was made somewhat to be very suspicious with the little two younger brother these two mischievous tiny tots by small Yang Guo, goes into the building, the gate in building barring up. 这本来不是什么大事,但是,第二天,小叔叔又上楼去洗澡,小杨果带着小二弟弟慢吞吞地爬楼梯跟在后面。小叔叔被小杨果跟小二弟弟这两个调皮的小不点弄得有些杯弓蛇影,跑到楼上,把楼上的门给关住了。 Small Yang Guo is unforgiving is pushes the door to knock on a door outside, but also shouted shouts oneself hoarse, but the little uncle was aloof, did not open the door to him. Small Yang Guo has right now put in great inconvenience, he draws the ignorant little two younger brothers to get down, in front of the Sirs who runs up to play mahjong. 杨果不依不饶地在外面又是推门又是敲门,还喊得声嘶力竭,但是小叔叔就是无动于衷,不给他开门。小杨果这下子委屈了,他拉着懵懵懂懂的小二弟弟下来,跑到正在搓麻将的众大人面前。 Does not remember that the distortion has cried or pretended crying, small Yang Guo is hanging two lines of clear tears in any case, runs up to nearby the Sir, is drawing their sleeves, sobs was relating. 不记得失真哭还是假哭了,反正小杨果是挂着两行清泪,跑到大人跟前,拉着她们的衣袖,抽泣着诉说。 Xu Jinfeng develops lifelike, imitated the small Yang Guo expression at that time profoundly: Brother-in-law, the brother-in-law he closed, does not make others come up. Did he take a bath in inside, does not close on the line? Others come up, wants to have a look at the television, others do not think his bird bird, why does he close? Shouted also pays no attention, calls not to open, wuu wuu!” 徐金凤演得活灵活现,把当时小杨果的语气都模仿得入木三分:“小叔,小叔他关了门,不让人家上去。他在里面洗澡,关着门不就行了?人家上去,也只是想看看电视,人家又不是要看他的小鸟鸟,他干嘛关着门?喊也不理,叫也不开,呜呜!” He , he others little two younger brothers takes a bath, bird bird that he sees others little two younger brothers, he.....” Xu Jinfeng because of unfair and suffering from injustice the appearance that could not speak to display small Yang Guo. “他,他,人家小二弟弟洗澡的时候,他都看人家小二弟弟的小鸟鸟,他…。。”徐金凤将小杨果因为不公而委屈得说不出话的样子都表现了出来。 Had smiled one time, Duan Xueqing had not been have borne titter smiles. Before Song Zhiwen, has not listened to the Yang Guo black history, this was to smile to spurt, he made an effort to pat the shoulder of Yang Guo, said with a smile: Old Guo, cannot think you have such funny ratio time! Whoops, laughed at me, others do not think his bird bird.” 本来已经笑过了一次,段雪晴又忍不住噗嗤地笑了。宋志文以前没有听过杨果的黑历史,这回更是笑喷了,他用力拍着杨果的肩膀,笑道:“老果,想不到你也有这么逗比的时候!哎呦,笑死了我,人家又不是要看他的小鸟鸟。” Yang Guo goes all out to bear, has not given the shoulder to fall Song Zhiwen this friend who is a bad influence. 杨果拼命地忍住,才没有将宋志文这个损友给来个过肩摔。 The past events find it unbearable to recall, Yang Guo has been used to this matter to be mentioned by bored Mother time and time again. Many scandals, in the Yang Guo heart sighed one secretly, what although truly does not have with Duan Xueqing, but can Mother this way, later also be the friend well? 往事不堪回首,杨果已经习惯了这件事被无聊的老妈一次又一次提起。还有很多丑事,杨果心中暗暗叹了一声,虽然跟段雪晴确实是没有什么,但是老妈这样下去,以后还能好好做朋友吗? Chatted several with them, Yang Guo hurries to return to the kitchen, he must complete the remaining two TV dinners as soon as possible, otherwise, Mother shake-out many black materials! 跟她们聊了几句,杨果赶紧回到厨房,他要把剩下的两盘菜尽快做完,不然,老妈会抖出更多的黑材料来! Song Zhiwen this guy, actually gave a pretext must listen in reverent attention, has not come back to help again, ok, did not raise him, said that is the tears. 宋志文这厮,竟然借口说要洗耳恭听,没有再回来帮忙,算了,不提他了,说多了都是泪。 Eats meal!” Yang Guo carried the tableware, knocked the table to say. “吃饭啦!”杨果将碗筷端了上来,敲了敲桌子说道。 Yang Guo he does not have other strong point, this dish does.” After encircling has come up, Xu Jinfeng with a laugh points at the meal on table with Duan Xueqing to say. 杨果他没有别的长处,就这菜做得还可以。”围了上来之后,徐金凤笑呵呵地指着桌上的饭菜跟段雪晴说道。 Duan Xueqing nodded earnestly. 段雪晴认真地点了点头。 Yang Guo has covered the forehead, wants to cry but have no tears, in the heart spits the trough: Mother, has you to praise the son like this?” 杨果又捂住了额头,欲哭无泪,心中吐槽着:“老妈,有您这样夸儿子的吗?” Eating meal time, Xu Jinfeng is not idling, she has clamped many dishes to Duan Xueqing, was adding: Small clear eats, you looked that you are so thin.” 吃饭的时候,徐金凤也不闲着,她给段雪晴夹了好多菜,还说着:“小晴多吃一点,你看你那么瘦。” Yang Guo has drawn her, said: Mother, Xueqing she does not eat that many meat, you have clamped that many to her, was too greasy!” 杨果拉了拉她,说道:“老妈,雪晴她不吃那么多肉的,您夹了那么多给她,太油腻了!” Duan Xueqing has not discarded, she braced oneself to eat several streaky porks, ate one unable to eat up, looks at Yang Guo eagerly. 段雪晴没有扔掉,她硬着头皮吃了几口五花肉,吃了一个就吃不下了,眼巴巴地看着杨果 Xu Jinfeng sees that said with a smile: Does not like eating, that little eats, small clear, you give Yang Guo to eat that fat.” 徐金凤见状,笑着说道:“不喜欢吃,那少吃一点,小晴,你把那肥肉都给杨果吃。” Duan Xueqing was obedient in the red-roast streaky pork the bowl to clamp in the Yang Guo bowl very much, this movement, like the potluck, looked at the Xu Jinfeng secret nod skilled. 段雪晴很听话地将碗里红烧五花肉全都夹到了杨果的碗里,这动作,熟练地就像家常便饭一样,看得徐金凤暗暗点头。 Yang Guo this big blockhead, had the meat to dig up to haul in oneself mouth, has dug up a big food, squish squish ate very fragrant, poured does not care about this is the second-hand meat. 杨果这大木头,有肉就扒拉进了自己嘴巴,又扒了一大口饭,吧唧吧唧吃得很香,倒也不在乎这是二手肉。 Later, I go to your godmother there to live.” Xu Jinfeng looks at Yang Guo to say gently. “待会,我就去你干妈那里住。”徐金凤慈祥地看着杨果说道。 Why to be living in? Also has the bed.” Yang Guo is confused, asked strangely. “干嘛不在家住?又不是没有床。”杨果一头雾水,奇怪地问道。 Mother lives here eventually is not convenient.” Xu Jinfeng said that „before , does not know slightly clear, took the thing to come.” “妈住这里终究是不方便。”徐金凤说道,“之前是不知道小晴,才提了东西过来。” Yang Guo then understands, Mother said not convenient refers to anything, his wry smile said: Mother! Do not be upon the jump, at home lives! Xueqing she has her house, in downstairs, does not live here.” 杨果这才明白,老妈说的不方便是指什么,他苦笑地说道:“老妈!您别跑来跑去,就在家里住!雪晴她有自己的房子,就在楼下,又不是住我这里。” Duan Xueqing also understood at this time, her ear all of a sudden red, disguises to bury in the bowl, does not gain ground. 段雪晴这时候也明白了,她耳朵一下子都红了起来,假装将自己埋进碗里,不抬头。 „!” Xu Jinfeng turned the head to look at Yang Guo, looked at Duan Xueqing, looked at the Yang Guo bedroom again, does not speak. “哦!”徐金凤转头看了看杨果,又看了看段雪晴,再望了望杨果的卧室,不说话了。 Ate meal to eat the midway, Qiqi has cried in the room, the treasure daughter awoke, Yang Guo hurried to throw down all things, has hugged her to the bedroom. 吃饭吃到中途,琪琪在房间里哭了起来,宝贝女儿睡醒了,杨果赶紧丢下一切东西,到卧室将她抱了出来。 Qiqi, has a look quickly, today who came?” Yang Guo hugs the daughter to roar, while teases her, shifts her attention. 琪琪,快看看,今天谁来了?”杨果一边抱着女儿哄,一边逗她,转移她的注意力。 The getting out of bed air/Qi has not dissipated, listening to father's words, Qiqi to hold in the weeping sound, looked at Xu Jinfeng, sobbed said: Paternal grandmother.” Then, she turns to be excessive, holds father's neck to continue to cry. 起床气还没消散,听了爸爸的话,琪琪憋住哭声,看了看徐金凤,哽咽地说道:“奶奶。”说完,她又扭过了头,抱着爸爸的脖子继续哭。 Xu Jinfeng scratches the clean hand, wanted to receive the granddaughter, but Yang Guo beckoned with the hand toward her, under Qiqi this condition, should better or makes the father roar, keeping that otherwise can cry. 徐金凤擦干净手,想要接过孙女,但是杨果朝她摆了摆手,琪琪这种状态下,最好还是让爸爸哄,不然会哭的不停。 After eating meal, the people diverge in abundance, Duan Xueqing also goes back. However, although only then several roads, Yang Guo was sent to deliver Duan Xueqing to go home. 吃了饭后,众人纷纷散去,段雪晴也回去。不过,虽然只有几步路,杨果还是被打发去送段雪晴回家。 Yang Guo has fed in the room Duan Xueqing, said with her with a smile: Today was really thank you, otherwise, must listen to them to order tomorrow to be on intimate terms.” 杨果段雪晴送进了屋,笑着跟她说道:“今天真的是谢谢你了,不然,明天又得听她们命令去相亲。” Un.” Duan Xueqing is holding the gate, is looking up at the face of Yang Guo by the bright living room light, said gently, your mother's good person.” “嗯呢。”段雪晴扶着门,透过明亮的客厅灯光仰视着杨果的脸,轻轻地说道,“你妈妈挺好的人。” Yang Guo laughs, said: So long as has not brought the difficulty to be good to you today. That, I went back first, you rest well!” 杨果哈哈一笑,说道:“只要今天没给你带来困扰就好。那,我先回去了,你好好休息吧!” Un!” Duan Xueqing stands in the entrance, looks at Yang Guo to sit the elevator, sweet smiles to close. “嗯呢!”段雪晴站在门口,看着杨果坐上电梯,才甜甜一笑关上了门。 In went home, Yang Guo takes care is taking a bath and nurses to Qiqi, Xu Jinfeng is helps to tidy up the tableware with washing the Qiqi clothes. Until finishing, Qiqi slept, Xu Jinfeng has free time to sit the speech with the son. 回到家里,杨果张罗着给琪琪洗澡、喂奶,徐金凤则是帮忙收拾碗筷跟洗琪琪的衣服。直到忙完,琪琪重新睡了觉,徐金凤才有空跟儿子坐下来说话。 What degree did you carry on with that miss?” Xu Jinfeng asked. “你跟那姑娘进行到什么程度了?”徐金凤问道。 What meaning?” Yang Guo is puzzled. “啥意思?”杨果不解。 Is......” Xu Jinfeng two makes a fist by the same place, then two thumbs are opposite to moving. “就是……”徐金凤两手握拳靠到一起,然后两个大拇指相对着动了动。 Yeah, Mother!” Yang Guo a little blamed said that you did ask this doing?” “哎,老妈!”杨果有点责怪地说道,“你问这个干嘛?” Has?” Xu Jinfeng chases after and never gives up asks. “有还是没有?”徐金凤穷追不舍地问道。 Naturally did not have!” Yang Guo said. “当然还没有啊!”杨果说道。 „Don't you know quickly?” Xu Jinfeng expects too much said that „the situation of our family|home is special, your shelled peanuts do not cook the cooked rice as early as possible, when the time comes the boiled duck flies!” “那你也不知道快一点?”徐金凤恨铁不成钢地说道,“咱们家的情况特殊,你不趁早生米煮成熟饭,到时候煮熟的鸭子就飞啦!” Does not calculate like this.” Yang Guo does not know whether to laugh or cry said that sentimental matter must be fastidious to be perfectly suited to each other successful, cannot demand.” “不是这样算的。”杨果哭笑不得地说道,“感情这事情要讲究情投意合水到渠成,强求不来。” Ok, I pay no attention to you. Such handsome miss, after you don't, regretted!” Xu Jinfeng sees the Yang Guo oil salt not to enter, does not manage simply. “算了,我不理你。这么俊的姑娘,你可别以后后悔!”徐金凤杨果油盐不进,索性不管了。 Yang Guo his father has not said that the descendant has the descendant luck, has a look at Yang Guo he to do any sound to come! 杨果他爸不是说过,儿孙自有儿孙福,就看看杨果他能搞出什么动静来吧! ( Asked the monthly ticket, sought the recommendation, everybody took the bill to pound my impoverished family! ≧▽≦) (求月票,求推荐,大家拿票票砸寒门吧!≧▽≦)
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