MGIEW :: Volume #5

#413: The yellow weasel cooks the skunk


Kitahara Shuji just carrying the Kansai clothing, the daily necessities and books regression home position then heard alarm sound indistinctly. 北原秀次刚把携去关西的衣物、生活用品和书本复归原位便隐约听到一阵警报声。 He is somewhat strange, the half step turned on the garret gate downward probe head to look hastily in the past, discovered that the smoke eyes in two building corridors are dodging the blue light to exude the buzzing sound. 他有些奇怪,连忙快步过去打开了阁楼门向下探头一瞧,发现二楼楼道里的烟雾报警器正闪着蓝光发出蜂鸣声。 Was this catches fire? 这是失火了吗? In his heart one tight, jumps down from the garret hastily, but at this time the Haruna door also opened, she also heard the sound of smoke eye, hurried in the corridor to examine- not necessarily caught fire, sometimes this home fire protection alarm apparatus battery did not have the electricity also to randomly call quickly, but naturally must the family/home in look at that one can feel relieved. 他心中一紧,连忙从阁楼上跳了下来,而这时春菜的房门也开了,她也听到烟雾报警器的声音了,赶紧到走廊里来查看-未必是失火,有时这家用防火报警器电池快没电了也会乱叫的,但当然要把家里都看一遍才能放心。 Kitahara Shuji just about to calls her to have a look together everywhere, but the pupil shrinks suddenly. Why do you wear the maid attire? Is this plays COSPLAY in the room? Before had not really paid attention to you also to have this hobby, is it possible that is the dwelling female of legend? 北原秀次刚要招呼她一起四处看看,但瞳孔猛然一缩。你为什么身着女仆装?这是自己在房间里玩COSPLAY吗?以前真没注意你还有这种爱好,莫非是传说的宅女? Never expected that you are such Haruna! 没想到你是这样的春菜啊! Haruna tranquil and he looked at each other while, looked down own maid attire, silent the moment had not explained that but said: Onii-san, troubles you to go to a building to have a look, I first go they to call Saki.” 春菜平静和他对视了一会儿,又低头看了看自己身上的女仆装,沉默了片刻也没解释,只是说道:“欧尼桑,麻烦您去一楼看看,我先去把夏织他们叫起来。” At present seems like no important matter, but obviously is not sleeping time, must provide against contingencies, first small gathered to say again. 目前看起来好像没什么大事,但明显也不是睡觉的时候了,必须以防万一,先把小的们集合起来再说。 Good!” Kitahara Shuji has not said asked, plays COSPLAY this to belong likes personally, why the family members love in oneself room, belongs steadily absolutely individual private, the parents cannot manage, let alone he, but he just partly turned around, the Saki Sana room gate kicked out of the way suddenly, these two little things drag Akitarou to have hair dishevelled flushed, but also yelled: Caught fire, run!” “好!”北原秀次没多说多问,玩玩COSPLAY这属于个人爱好,家庭成员在自己房间里爱干嘛干嘛,属于绝对个人稳私,父母都管不着,更别说他了,但他刚半转了身,夏织夏纱的房间门猛然被踢开了,这两个小东西拖着秋太郎披头散发的就冲了出来,还大叫道:“失火了,快跑!” These two people rested the ignorant circle, heard the fire-alarm sound to crawl to run, but also ran fast, Haruna just turned around to go against fly by them, but Saki Sana towed Akitarou also to fall Was off their feet Haruna the room that and Saki Sana next, opened the door runs upon. 这两个人睡懵圈了,听到火警声爬起来就跑,还跑得飞快,春菜刚转过身来就被她们俩顶得飞了出去,而夏织夏纱拖着秋太郎也摔了个人仰马翻-春菜夏织夏纱的房间紧挨着,开门就撞上了。 Kitahara Shuji is startled, went forward to hold Haruna hastily, called out to Saki Sana: Do not fluster, will not have the danger.” 北原秀次吃了一惊,连忙上前把春菜扶了起来,又向夏织夏纱叫道:“别慌,不会有危险的。” This is two buildings, even if will really catch fire will not have what danger, jumped outward ends. 这是二楼,就算真失火了也不会有什么危险,往外一跳就完了。 Haruna relied on his arms pushed his gently, tranquil say/way: I take care of them, Onii-san first goes to the kitchen to have a look, there is most likely to have an accident.” 春菜倚在他怀里轻轻推了他一把,平静道:“我来照顾他们,欧尼桑先去厨房看看,那里最有可能出事。” Good!” After Kitahara Shuji Haruna holds, turns the head to walk, but hesitant one revolutions turned round to help her straighten up the lace butterfly knot of neckband, but also the smile said: Next time will hit the butterfly knot of pair of buckle, such symmetry is more attractive...... this clothes to be very attractive, the vision is good.” “好!”北原秀次春菜扶起来后转头就要走,不过犹豫了一下又转回身来帮她把领口的蕾丝蝴蝶结扶正了,还微笑道:“下次打双扣的蝴蝶结,这样对称才更好看……这衣服很漂亮,眼光不错。” He has thought the Haruna character is very good, was a little was too cold, acted silent also likes observing ( TOU ) to observe ( KUI ) others, sometimes really looked like a young demoness- changed in the white pajamas again stopper television to her is in the country Chen-tzu of version, this present can have a hobby to be good, even if were COSPLAY is also good, could therefore look for some friends of being congenial to! 他一直觉得春菜性格很好,就是有点太冷了,行动无声还喜欢观(TOU)察(KUI)别人,有时真像个小女鬼-给她换身白睡衣再塞电视里就是国中版的贞子,这眼下能有个爱好挺不错的,哪怕是COSPLAY也行啊,也许能因此找些志趣相投的朋友! Moreover, this clothes truly very well look. 而且吧,这衣服确实挺好看的。 Kitahara Shuji indulges in flights of fancy to go downstairs on the half step at heart, was hearing the taste entered the great hall, discovered that the half-open in the kitchen the thick smoke is really billowing, Fuyumi is taking the fire extinguisher to spurt to stove one fiercely. 北原秀次心里胡思乱想着就快步下了楼,闻着味又进了大堂,发现半开放式的厨房里果然浓烟滚滚,冬美正拿着灭火器对着炉灶一阵猛喷。 Also really caught fire! Lucky family members, otherwise in the family/home gave to burn may be big on the loss! 还真是失火了啊!万幸家里人都在,不然家里给烧了可就损失大了! Kitahara Shuji helped hastily in the past, but the fire intensity is not big, was almost suppressed instantaneously completely, is the smoke is very thick, but Fuyumi small face smoking the black spoken parts together, a hand is covering the forehead, two eyes swell have one to spell with the peach, the body also stained the dried noodles, is quite distressed. Kitahara Shuji swept one to confirm that did not have the open fire, asked to Fuyumi: „Was this? Is injured?” 北原秀次连忙过去帮忙,不过火势根本不大,几乎瞬间就被完全镇压了,就是烟特别浓,而冬美小脸给熏的黑一道白一道,一只手捂着额头,两只眼睛肿得和桃子有一拼,身上还沾满了干粉,极为狼狈。北原秀次扫了一圈确认没有明火了,向冬美问道:“这是怎么了?有没有受伤?” Fuyumi closely sips the small mouth, on the lower jaw is revealing two small dimples not to speak, at this time Haruna also rushed, runs over to support Fuyumi hastily: Eldest sister, do you have the matter?” 冬美紧紧抿着小嘴,小腮上露着两个小梨涡没吭声,这时春菜也赶到了,连忙跑过来扶住冬美:“大姐,你有没有事?” Fuyumi depressed opening mouth, but coughed suddenly, Kitahara Shuji suspected that she choked to the smoke, told hastily: First leads her to drink a water, washes washes the face, inspects to be injured.” 冬美郁闷的张了张嘴,但猛然咳了起来,北原秀次怀疑她是给烟呛到了,连忙吩咐道:“先带她去喝点水,也洗一洗脸,检查一下有没有受伤。” Haruna greeted one hastily, that defended Akitarou observation Saki Sana also to run over in the corridor, three people did not attend to Fuyumi coughing are beckoning with the hand the rejection, built her to walk- these four fellows looked almost high, the Fuyumi pet eight foxes do not know where braved, closely followed on the heels. 春菜连忙招呼一声,在楼道里那守着秋太郎观察情况的夏织夏纱也跑了过来,三个人不顾冬美咳着摆手拒绝,架起她就走了-这四个家伙看起来差不多高,冬美的宠物八狸也不知道从哪里冒了出来,紧紧跟在后面。 They walked, Kitahara Shuji heard the knock at this time, opened the door to look hastily in the past, the discovery is the nearby hands over the overpowering police and people of business street autonomous committee- they do not come together, the commune police met in the walk patrol coincidentally, the people of autonomous committee discovered the pure taste room has the automatic fire-alarm warning to verify. 她们走了,北原秀次这时听到了敲门声,连忙过去打开门一看,发现是附近交番的制服警察和商业街自治委员会的人-他们不是一起来的,社区警察在步行巡逻刚巧遇到了,自治委员会的人是发现了纯味屋有自动火警报警来核实。 Kitahara Shuji thanked hastily, expressed that was only the kitchen has the small accident/surprise to touch the smog sensor of domestic portion, making everyone run is really embarrassed. The come person has not gone into seriously, but reminded paid attention daily after the hot security walked, but Kitahara Shuji then returned to kitchen careful examination. 北原秀次连忙感谢了一番,表示只是厨房发生了一点小小的意外触动了住宅部分的烟雾感应器,让各位跑了一趟真是不好意思。来的人也没有深究,只是提醒了一下注意日常用火安全后就又都走了,而北原秀次这才回到了厨房仔细查看情况。 He looked simply, discovered that seemed like some people to roast the beef actually to roast the beef caught fire, grill burning dark, other was too actually important, then looks at the kitchen is not affected the place, discovered that the cruet leaned this way and that on the cutting board was cuts at sixes and sevens food, the faucet has not screwed tight, but also lightly lightly is flowing the water line, the ground was white Pupu one piece- here was a bit like the place that in the Japanese legend the leopard cat monster just pounded to be finished. 他简单看了看,发现好像是有人想烤牛肉却把牛肉烤着火了,烤架给烧得乌漆麻黑,别的倒不是太要紧,接着又瞧了瞧厨房没被波及到地方,发现调味瓶东倒西歪,菜板上是切得乱七八糟的食材,水龙头也没拧紧,还淅沥淅沥流着水线,地上更是白扑扑一片-这里有点像是日本神话传说中狸猫妖怪刚捣完蛋的地方。 He looks frowns, discovered that on stove also two pots, lifted the cover to take a look in the past is anything, but raises the cover, immediately steam spews out, was almost overcome by coal gas his powerhouse with execution ground. 他看得直皱眉头,又发现灶上还有两个锅,不由过去掀开了盖子想瞧瞧是什么,但一掀盖子,马上一阵热气喷涌而出,差点把他这种久经杀场的强者都熏倒了。 He could not bear draw back a stride, this what ghost thing? Super murder dark ingredients? 他忍不住退了一大步,这什么鬼东西?超级杀人黑暗料理? He pulled a towel to entangle entangling with a hand on the mouth and nose, then took a long big ladle far separated to stir stirring, discovered that the taste was thicker. Did not say smelly, the sense of smell of should be fishy smell, mutton smell and plant rotten and other flavors double kills the effect after blended flavors carefully forms, one flavor that is very difficult to describe. 他扯过了一条毛巾用一只手在口鼻上缠了缠,然后取了一把长柄大勺子隔远了搅了搅,发现味儿更浓了。不是说臭,应该是腥、膻、植物腐烂等味道经过了仔细调味后形成的嗅觉二重杀效果,是很难形容的一种味道。 Simply speaking, felt like cooks three old salt fish, yellow weasel and a skunk pot! 简单来说,感觉像是把三年老咸鱼、黄鼠狼和臭鼬一锅炖了! He dug up to draw two, what gadget could not see is completely, was a little distracted- little guy will not take the boost, went to Kansai to attend the Koshien competition killed a person when oneself, finally to destroy the corpse and leave no trace has been processing secretly, but oneself came back was too early she not to process, was this finally the remaining part? 他扒拉了两下,完全看不出原本是些什么玩意儿,不由有点走神了-小萝卜头不会走上了犯罪道路,趁自己去关西参加甲子园比赛时杀了一个人,结果为了毁尸灭迹一直在偷偷处理,但自己回来的太早她没处理完,这是最后剩下的一部分? Does not blame him to think, is really this ingredients really cannot have the thing that like the world, is easy to remind some horror films, after for example the flesh fork gets a swelled head, the head/number of people internal organs soup and crime, destroys the DNA evidence the heat treatment scene. 不怪他这么想,实在是这料理真不像人间能有的东西,非常容易让人联想到一些恐怖片,比如人肉叉烧包、人头内脏汤以及犯罪后毁灭DNA证据的热处理现场。 However he was distracted the moment to take back in the mind the distracting thoughts, killing people that matter was obviously impossible, Fuyumi was an obstinate argumentative tenderhearted person, regarded the family reputation/honorary like the life, was impossible to do the illegal matter, moreover he felt that the breath was a little impeded, hurries to cover the cover, looked at the long big ladle in hand again, threw into trash can without hesitation- ended, this pot and bucket and so on cannot want, definitely is unable to allow to use these kitchenware again. 不过他走神了片刻就收回了脑海中杂念,杀人那种事明显不可能,冬美是个嘴硬心软的人,视家族名誉如生命,不可能做违法的事,而且他感觉呼吸有点不畅,赶紧把盖子又盖上了,再看了看手里的长柄大勺子,毫不犹豫就扔进了垃圾桶-完了,这锅、勺之类的都不能要了,完全无法允许自己再使用这些厨具了。 He has not tidied up the kitchen, although looks upsetly incomparable, now but how does not know the little guy situation, how first has a look at her situation. He hurried to the communal lounge, discovered that Fuyumi has washed the face, has been kneeling to sit there shrinks small one group, sheds tears. 他也没收拾厨房,虽然看着闹心无比,但现在也不知道小萝卜头情况怎么样了,还是先去看看她的情况如何。他赶去了公共活动室,发现冬美已经洗过脸了,正跪坐在那里缩成了小小一团,吧嗒吧嗒掉眼泪。 He cared hastily asked: Has injured? Is important?” 他连忙关心地问道:“有受伤吗?要不要紧?” Fuyumi completely lost the usual vigor, lowered the head to kneel to sit did not say there a few words, with waiting to be being been beheading, but is wiping tears with the back of the hand- ingredients have not done, but also burnt the kitchen, without the face saw the person, good to die. 冬美完全失去了平时的精神头,低着头跪坐在那里一句话也不说,和等着被斩首一样,只是用手背抹着眼泪-料理没做出来,还把厨房烧了,没脸见人了,好想死。 Kitahara Shuji asked continually her several she has not replied, Haruna lay his ear to explain gently: Onii-san, the eldest sister wants to make the soup to make ingredients to you, possibly is family's kitchenware she uses is not familiar with, without controlling the good crucial moment, to burn the kitchen......” 北原秀次连问了她几声她都没答话,春菜轻轻趴到了他的耳边解释道:“欧尼桑,大姐想给你煮汤做点料理,可能是家里的厨具她用不太习惯,没控制好火候,就把厨房烧了……” In Kitahara Shuji heart one soft, said to the Fuyumi gentle voice hastily: Kitchen is unimportant, so long as tidied up on the line.” 北原秀次心中一软,连忙对冬美柔声说道:“厨房不要紧,只要收拾一下就行了。” Fuyumi lowers the head does not speak, Kitahara Shuji urged several her not to speak continually, was not clear, looked again to Haruna. Haruna can only put one's mouth close to another's ear to explain again to him: Eldest sister's in seasoning to family/home is not ripe, she drank foot volatile oil probably.” 冬美还是低头不说话,北原秀次连劝了几声她就是不吭声,又不明白了,再次看向春菜春菜只能再次附耳给他解释道:“大姐对家里的调味料也不熟,她好像喝了一点山根精油。” How many drinking a point is......?” Kitahara Shuji was startled, that thing only uses on certain special ingredients, super spicy, common pot soup only uses one drop- why is this? Let alone was that thing, who the normal vegetable oil will drink? “喝了一点是……多少?”北原秀次怔了一下,那东西只用在某些特别料理上,超级辣,一般一锅汤只用一滴的-这是为什么啊?别说那玩意了,就是正常的植物油有谁会去喝? Haruna does not know how at that time her eldest sister thinks, the sound is thin, if mosquito ant: Probably drank a small dish.” 春菜也不知道当时她大姐是怎么想的,声音更是细若蚊蚁了:“好像是喝了一小碟。” Kitahara Shuji understood, no wonder does not want to speak, this was burns to not being able to speak, definitely a speech throat on pain. He looks that lowers the head to sit there Fuyumi is really resigned-looking- this was the little guy girlfriend changes the little mute girlfriend. 北原秀次懂了,难怪不想说话,这是辣到说不了话了,肯定一说话嗓子就痛。他看着低头坐在那里的冬美真的是一脸无奈-这是小萝卜头女友变小哑巴女友了。 He hurries to make contact with the hand of Fuyumi, with Observation The skill examined, discovered that was the throat and stomach received the intense stimulation, has not obstructed greatly, but a little did not feel relieved, the gentle voice made Fuyumi open mouth to him takes a look, but Fuyumi lowered the head is not willing to ascend. He coaxed good long while, gaining ground of Fuyumi then does not prefer, Kitahara Shuji is actually astonished however discovered her originally black sea neat kept the sea to curl a scrap, singed to the large flame probably. 他赶紧搭上冬美的手,用【望闻问切】技能查看了一下,发现就是喉、胃受了强烈刺激,没有大碍,不过还是有点不放心,柔声让冬美张开嘴给他瞧瞧,但冬美低着头死活不肯拾。他哄了好半天,冬美这才不情愿的抬了头,北原秀次却讶然发现她原本乌海整齐的留海卷了一小块,大概是给火舌燎了一下。 Should not smile, now smiles very immorally, but Kitahara Shuji looks at the hair before Fuyumi volume to coil the silk to be high, the crescent moon eye is also swollen, the small thin eyebrow is dangling, little Bizitou is red, the small mouth digs old tall, is joined to that palm of the hand big small face again, like the suffering small milk dog, really a little cannot bear. 不该笑的,现在笑很不道德,但北原秀次看着冬美额前的头发卷成了丝翘翘着,月牙眼也肿了,小细眉毛搭拉着,小鼻子头红红的,小嘴撅得老高,再配上那张巴掌大的小脸,像委屈的小奶狗一样,真的有点忍不住。 Fuyumi looked that his lip angle outstanding one draw, one draw curl upwards, obviously wants to smile, put out a hand to hold his collar, the opening mouth throat of too cannot scold sorely, but the tears could not bear flowed copiously again- girlfriend wants to make the ingredients to you, this was all wholehearted, now suffered such big, you can also smile! Your also a little human nature?! 冬美看他唇角一翘一平,一平一翘,明显想笑,一伸手就抓住了他的领子,张了张嘴嗓子太疼骂不出来,但眼泪忍不住再次夺眶而出了-女朋友想给你做料理,这是一切真心实意,现在吃了这么大的亏,你还能笑得出来!你还有点人性吗?! I am not smiling!” Kitahara Shuji and she was very ripe, knows that she wants to do, holds down hastily her head, namely does not make her stand not to let her throw. “我不是在笑!”北原秀次和她很熟了,知道她想干什么,连忙按住她的脑袋,即不让她站起来又别让她扑上来。 Haruna also grasps Fuyumi hastily: Eldest sister, like this.” 春菜也连忙抱住冬美:“大姐,不要这样。” Fuyumi really became angry out of shame, originally she felt that super lost face, now Kitahara Shuji also wants to smile, this could not endure absolutely, wanted the boyfriend also to punch, insisted that must spell with Kitahara Shuji, but at this time gate of activity room, Yuki scratched the hair to come in delighted, haha said with a smile: Taking a bath was quite comfortable!” 冬美真的恼羞成怒了,本来她就感觉超级丢人了,现在北原秀次还想笑,这绝对忍不了,就要男朋友也要揍一顿,坚持要和北原秀次拼了,而这时活动室的门一拉,雪里擦着头发乐滋滋进来了,哈哈笑道:“泡了个澡好舒服啊!” Kitahara Shuji presses Fuyumi to turn the head to look to her, feels quite speechless- these two goods forgetting, in the family/home catches fire are you still insisting the take a bath? 北原秀次按着冬美转头看向她,感觉颇为无语-都把这二货给忘了,不过家里失火时你还在坚持泡澡吗? Yuki came to have a look in the room, discovered that Kitahara Shuji is pressing Fuyumi, Fuyumi grabbed the Kitahara Shuji collar, strange say/way: „? What happened?” 雪里进来了看看屋里,发现北原秀次按着冬美,冬美则抓着北原秀次的领子,不由奇怪道:“啊咧?发生什么事了吗?” Saki Sana hides is taking pleasure in others'misfortunes at the same time, hears sound laughs together: Second sister, the eldest sister went to the kitchen to make the soup personally!” 夏织夏纱躲在一边幸灾乐祸呢,闻声一起哈哈大笑:“二姐,大姐亲自下厨煮了汤!” Had said own eldest sister was not the material of getting married, everyone did not believe that now has a look at us to have the foreknowledge, too intelligent- was fierce, boiled the soup to burn the kitchen, stain for a lifetime, can laugh at her 60 years at least! 早就说自家大姐不是嫁人的料了,大家都不信,现在看看还是咱们俩有先见之明,太聪明了-厉害了,煮汤把厨房烧了,一辈子的污点,起码能笑话她六十年! Made the soup?” Yuki touched the belly, the spirit inspired, takes the bath to supplement the moisture, ate the bowl hot soup just! She turns around to run on the half step to the kitchen, I help everyone ladle out soup!” “煮了汤?”雪里摸了摸肚子,精神一振,泡完了澡要补充水份,喝碗热汤刚好!她转身就快步跑向厨房,“我去帮大家盛汤!” Do not go, Yuki!” Kitahara Shuji called one hastily, that absolutely is the Yellow Springs soup, will drink one to be never reincarnated, but Yuki had run speedily, then after the moment, outside will hear one to shout: „?! What soup is this? Onee-chan did you cook pot excrement?” “别去,雪里!”北原秀次连忙叫了一声,那绝对是黄泉汤,喝一口永不超生,但雪里已经一溜烟跑了,接着片刻后外面传来一声大喊:“啊咧?!这是什么汤?姐姐你这是炖了一锅屎吗?” Ha, smiles the belly to hurt!” Saki Sana smiled directly upside-down, the Fuyumi whole person trembled, a hand that opened Kitahara Shuji, crawled to set out to run out of activity room- I will not make the ingredients, but you cannot insult me! “哈哈哈,笑得肚子疼!”夏织夏纱直接笑倒了,冬美整个人都发起抖来,一把打开了北原秀次的手,爬起身就冲出了活动室-我是不会做料理,但你们也不能这么侮辱我! The soup that I make I drink! 我煮的汤我自己喝!
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