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#558: Eliminates you on behalf of moon

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The fish basket sighed the one breath: „What or did I call to be you? The good and evil you are also under my place protect the law, was touched always to compare by you by good that others touch. The posture must suspend, moreover is appropriate the surface of common people to suspend. However lays out, makes the happy good gesture in the clouds, but the small lotus holds my fish basket, flowers showered on the earth below by a goddess of the sky, is a good omen to deliver auspicious, then you receive me to persuade, to accept in the presence of everyone to tonsure, attach to my Buddha, this was then OK.” 鱼篮叹一口气:“要不我把你叫来做什么？好歹你也是我座下护法,被你摸去总比被别人摸去的好。姿势也是要摆的,而且还得当着百姓的面摆出来。不过就是摆摆,在云端做出欢好姿态,而小芙持我鱼篮,天女散花,呈祥送瑞,然后你当众受我感化,接受剃度,归依我佛,这样便可以了。” Sun Yan feels own hair: „Doesn't need really to truncate sends to tonsure?” 孙炎摸着自己的头发:“不用真的削发剃度吧？” Fish basket say/way: „Relax, will not really shave you, even if shaved, but also feared that isn't able to make you long?” 鱼篮道:“放心,自不会真的把你剃了,纵然剃了,还怕无法让你长出来？” „Can that what degree touch to?” Sun Yan looks at her sweet and pretty body, „can the chest touch? Can the leg touch?” “那,可以摸到什么程度？”孙炎看着她娇美的身体,“胸可以摸么？腿可以摸么？” The fish basket thinks: „Heard that your mother has many deposits in too the Huajin rainbow palace, you now were also a second generation of rich.” 鱼篮想了想:“听说你母亲在太华金虹殿有不少存款,你现在也算是个富二代了。” Sun Yan said: „Fortunately.” 孙炎道:“还好啦。” The fish basket pinches the flowered smile: „Was inferior, you contribute some spirit stones, cultivates me fall the gal mountain the entrance, this miss makes you touch. As for touching to what degree, this looked at you to contribute how much money!” 鱼篮捏花微笑:“不如,你就捐些灵石,修一修我落伽山的山门,本姑娘让你多摸一些。至于摸到什么程度,这就看你捐多少钱了！” Did I say you poorly? 我说你到底有多穷啊？ Little girl Qiu Youfu...... three views completely destroys in one side tears! 小女孩裘幼芙在一旁泪目……三观尽毁！ *** *** Ten side Baoshu by way of Spirit Mountain, Sun Yan was delivered to a low-rank universe. 经由灵山的十方宝树,孙炎被送到了下位的一个小千世界。 When opens the eye, he has lain down in a valuable cot of royal palace, two nude girls kneel to sit near the cot, is swinging the feather fan for him. 睁开眼睛时,他已经是躺在了一座王宫的宝榻里,两名裸女跪坐在榻边,为他摇着羽扇。 With this world related some materials, had been written down in the mind by him. He turns over/stands up the cot, the side several nude girls go forward early, takes a bath putting on clothes for him, he thought, does not use such wildly. Obscene? 与这个世界相关的一些资料,已经被他记入了脑海中。他翻身起榻,旁边早有几名裸女上前,为他洗身穿衣,他心想,不用这么荒.淫吧？ Outside arrives, sees only the front main hall, over a hundred ** the young girl kneels under the step, whole bodies tremble. A court eunuch goes forward to report: „Your majesty. This is the talented woman who each region delivers, is one in a ten thousand, but also asked your majesty to glance.” 来到外头,只见前方大殿,上百名**少女跪在阶下,一个个浑身发抖。一名太监上前禀道:“陛下。这是各地送上来的才女,一个个都是万里挑一,还请陛下过目。” Sun Yan waves: „First is filled in the palace completely, will wait for this king to visit to the future.” 孙炎挥了挥手:“先全部充入宫中,等本王日后临幸。” Arrives at outside the palace, Wumen, large numbers of olds and weak were bundled there. An official reported: „Your majesty, these people harbors Buddhist literature, incense burner and other thing of completely prohibiting in home, according to law, when cuts.” 来到宫外,午门处,大批的老弱被捆在那里。一名官员禀道:“陛下,这些人在家中私藏佛经、香炉等禁绝之物,按律当斩。” Sun Yan snort/hum: „The day after tomorrow is the big auspicious day of king, then first infiltrates the prison them, waits will execute by beheading the day after tomorrow.” 孙炎哼了一声:“后日乃是本王的大好日子,便将他们先打入大牢,留待后日问斩。” Original that king. Is the evil spirit, the desolate. Obscene wicked, the disaster common people were needless to say. But regarding lacks karmic virtue Sun Yan extremely, even if not consider the mercy feelings, can rescue one person, after all is still many karmic virtue. These people who should these in two days execute by beheading remain, waits for the fish basket Goddess of Mercy world of mortals, he „by its persuasion”, was emitted these common people again. This is also „plot duty” part. 原本的那位国王。乃是妖魔,荒.淫无道,祸害百姓自不用说。而对于极缺功德的孙炎来说,即便不考虑慈悲心肠,能多救一人,毕竟也是多一份功德。将原本应该这两日里问斩的这些人留着,等鱼篮观音下界,他“受其感化”,再将这些百姓放出。这也是“剧情任务”的一部分。 Handled some concrete affairs, although such as the original that evil spirit is ordinary, makes the dissolute and vicious appearance, can actually close first closes. Can detain first detains, will only wait to emit the day after tomorrow together. Just entered more than 100 young girls in palace as for that naturally cannot bump, but well. Although he is a full of vigor youngster, but oneself have a concubine, hid a Heaven most beautiful woman at home. Although these girls are pretty, but cannot compare Heaven Fairy Maiden, let alone the best quality goods in dragon Fairy Maiden. 处理了一些具体事务,虽然如原来的那妖魔一般,做出荒淫与狠毒模样,却是能关的先关。能押的先押,只等后日一起放出。至于那刚入宫的一百多个少女,自然也是不能碰的,不过好在。他虽然是个血气方刚的少年,但自己金屋藏娇,在家里藏了一位天界最美的女人。这些女孩虽然漂亮,但怎么也比不得天上仙子,更何况龙儿还是仙子里的极品。 So, safe passed on the 2nd, on this day, finally to „him” the birthday, thinks that and other can touch to the fish basket elder sister, at heart small excited, after all the fish basket elder sister is also a great beauty. Moreover she is the Goddess of Mercy is coming, on the other hand, traces also and that's the end, when she comes „to sit lotus” the time, oneself may probably endure patiently, must unable to bear the stimulation not, has the strong reaction, was looked down on by her. 就这般,平平安安的度过两日,这一日,终于到了“他”的寿辰,想到等一下可以摸到鱼篮姐姐,心里还是小激动了一把,毕竟鱼篮姐姐也是一个大美人啊。而且她还是观音菩萨来着,话又说回来,摸一摸也就是了,等她来“坐莲”的时候,自己可要忍耐一下,莫要受不了刺激,生出强烈反应,被她小瞧了。 Calculates the double-hour, the fish basket elder sister almost wanted the world of mortals, waited, will have the official to come, to his report/give report, „beautiful woman” interview. He knew in the heart that this is the relational time of plot duty, therefore the deep breath several, were ready. 算算时辰,鱼篮姐姐差不多要下界了,等一下,就会有官员前来,向他禀报,有一位“美女”求见。他心知这是剧情任务的关系时刻,于是深呼吸了几下,作好准备。 Really, shortly , an official comes to seek an interview: „Your majesty, four monks go via our country, had been detained before the palace, how to handle, asking your majesty to decide.” 果然,没多久,一名官员前来求见:“陛下,有四名和尚路经我国,已被押至宫前,如何处置,请陛下定夺。” The Sun Yan nod said: „Right? Four with, and...... monk? Waits for...... you to determine that is the monk? Isn't the beautiful woman?” 孙炎点头道:“是吗？有四名和、和……和尚？等一下……你确定是和尚？不是美人？” The official hurries saying: „Indeed is four monks, is that monk of head said that came from the eastern earth Tang, his three apprentices, were long really scary, a wool face monkey cheek, had, if god of thunder, a pig ear pig brain, the hand took cake, a grotesqueness, likely a monster was simply common. Your majesty had the command, as long as there is a Buddhist priest to enter our country earth, first took said again, but the three apprentices of monk were really fierce, our people at all were not the opponents, was good the monks in that eastern earth Tang is not willing to stir up trouble, blocked them actually.” 那官员赶紧道:“的确是四个和尚,为首的那个和尚自称来自东土大唐,他的三个徒弟,长得着实吓人,一个毛脸猴腮,有若雷公,一个猪耳猪脑,手拿粑子,一个怪模怪样,简直像个妖怪一般。陛下原本有令,但凡有僧人入我国土,都先拿下再说,但那和尚的三个徒弟着实厉害,我们的人根本不是对手,好在那东土大唐的和尚不愿惹事,硬是拦住他们。” „Four monks, came from the eastern earth Tang, looked like the monkey, looked like the pig, did look like the monster?” I said that this rhythm is not right, Goddess of Mercy elder sister of reaching an agreement? Reaching an agreement, not only makes me touch must sit the lotus with me the Goddess of Mercy elder sister? Moreover do these four monks sound are so familiar-sounding? “四个和尚,一个来自东土大唐,一个长得像猴子,一个长得像猪,一个长得像妖怪？”我说这节奏不对啊,说好的观音姐姐呢？说好的不但让我摸还要跟我坐莲的观音姐姐呢？而且这四个和尚听起来怎么这么耳熟？ „, That is the monk soft and fair skin of head, outside has the wind word, said that this monk is a Saint monk, eats his meat, then can live forever......” “正是,那为首的和尚细皮嫩肉,外头更有风言,说这和尚乃是一位圣僧,吃他一块肉,便能长生不老……” „I depend, do not eat him, heard that his big apprentice is fierce!” Sun Yan said, „considers as finished, I have a look, I first have a look!” “我靠,千万不要去吃他,听说他那大徒弟非常厉害！”孙炎道,“算了,我去看看,我先去看看！” Doubts is walking toward outside, at this moment, near ear passes message of resounding fish basket elder sister suddenly: „Brat, listening, some people was trading this time script, you put best into it.” 疑惑的往外头走着,就在这时,耳边忽的响起鱼篮姐姐的传音:“臭小子,听着,有人把这次的剧本换了,你好自为之。” „Traded the script? Hey, is not the Goddess of Mercy of reaching an agreement sits...... coughs, reaching an agreement ‚adjoins that night of Ka's story’? Who trades? What changed into?” “换剧本了？喂喂,不是说好的观音坐……咳,说好的‘毗那夜迦的故事’吗？谁换的？换成什么了？” „Changed into «Sun Wukong To make a big row Black-boned chicken Country», your present status is yellow Shijing, Monk Tang outside, according to the script, you first caught her, then oneself were careful.” “换成了《孙悟空大闹乌鸡国》,你现在的身份是黄狮精,唐僧在外头,按照剧本,你先去抓她,然后自己小心。” „Waits for, who does Monk Tang is play the role? Why well can trade the script? What did you call me to be careful?” “等一下,唐僧又是谁扮的？为什么好好的要换剧本啊？你叫我小心什么？” During the speeches, outside the chaotic sound, building collapses loudly, a young girl voice screamed: „Yaoyao do not be noisy!” Then some people hee hee smiling: „yellow Shijing where? yellow Shijing comes out quickly.” 说话间,外头啪啪啪的乱响,建筑物一座座的轰然倒塌,一个少女声音尖叫道:“瑶瑶你别闹了！”紧接着便是有人嘻嘻的笑着:“黄狮精在哪里？黄狮精快出来。” My mother...... 我的娘啊…… Sees only the earth light to flash, a petite form is close taking advantage of the technique of ground beetle fast. Sun Yan fixes the eyes on looks, is really a monk, but this monk not only soft and fair skin, and looks familiar very much. The technique of his hurrying dark uses/gives Pohuan, sees only this „monk”, although wears the black clothing, clearly is his attractive girlfriend is fragrant. 只见土光一闪,一个娇小的身影借着步甲之术快速接近。孙炎定睛一看,果然是一个和尚,不过这和尚岂止细皮嫩肉,而且还很是眼熟。他赶紧暗施破幻之术,只见这“和尚”虽然穿着缁衣,却分明是他漂亮的女朋友香香。 „Brother Sun walks quickly!” Du Xiangxiang flew, holds him, leading him to run. Sun Yan runs turns head fast, sees only the rear area, Yaoyao Empress grasps on the club vertical top, haha toward here finger/refers: „Unexpectedly master who monster, dares to seize my old Sun, I must eliminate you on behalf of moon.” “孙大哥快走！”杜香香飞了过来,一把抓住他,带着他就跑。孙炎奔跑间快速回头,只见后方,瑶瑶帝姬手持棒子纵上墙头,哈哈的往这边指来:“妖怪,竟然敢抓走俺老孙的师父,我要代表月亮消灭你。” My old Sun? My old Sun? My this surnamed Sun had not said that my old Sun you do dare to say „my old Sun” with a stick? Moreover does this „eliminate you on behalf of moon” what's the matter? Are you playing the role of Sun Wukong to play the role of the sailor moon/month? 俺老孙？俺老孙？我这个姓孙的都还没有自称俺老孙你拿一根棍子就敢自称“俺老孙”？而且这“代表月亮消灭你”是怎么回事？你到底是在扮孙悟空还是在扮水兵月啊？ ......( Please search the floating astronomy to be continued, the novel is better to renew is quicker! ……(未完待续请搜索飄天文學,小说更好更新更快! ps:( Remembers a matter, «Demon Soul Opens after» finished, some people asked how wished the result of feather not to transfer. Actually according to the program, after being epoch-making, wish the feather to change the male body, but the strength of demon god loses control, turned into a side demon, is the calamity world, until afterward, the Goddess of Mercy( may Sir/minister) go to the point to become aware him personally, replies the rationality, entered the West to teach, became „Buddhist image of sexual intercourse”. However when the result, writes too quickly, this forgot to write......) ps:(想起一件事,《魔魂启临》写完后,有人问祝羽的结局怎么没交待。其实按照大纲,开天辟地后,祝羽重新变回男身,但是魔神之力失控,变成了一方魔头,为祸天下,直到后来,观音(可卿)亲自去点悟他,才重新回复理性,入了西方教,成为“欢喜佛”。但是在结局时,写得太快,这一段忘了写上去……)
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