In the group the video opens, the population of participation arrived at more than 70 people all of a sudden, is the currently popular author of being familiar, the ID search index of many people are even hotter than celebrity. 群内视频开启,参与的人数一下子到了七十多人,全是耳熟能详的当红作者,许多人的ID搜索指数甚至比明星还热。 Tastes the edict the computer is the top grade disposition, the picture clarity is high, he takes the scissors to compare to the video, makes a trimming off posture. 尝谕的电脑全是顶级配置,画面清晰度非常高,他拿着剪刀冲视频比了比,做个剪掉的姿势。 „hā hā under you trimmed off by me.” Said that tastes the edict to break a seal cheerfully with the scissors the packing. “哈哈你们下面被我剪掉了。”说完尝谕欢快地用剪刀拆封起包装。 This process spends the time very much, but the authors are full of enthusiasm, because can look to taste the edict immediately the joke. 这个过程很费时间,不过作者们兴致勃勃,因为马上就能看尝谕的笑话了。 Tastes the edict to be sweating profusely, will broken disassemble the outside wrapping several minutes later. 尝谕满头大汗,足足过了几分钟才把外包装给破拆开。 Then...... 然后…… All authors stare the big eye, because appears in the video picture, is a square, probably outsize box thing. 所有作者都瞪大眼睛,因为出现在视频画面中的,是一个四四方方,好像特大号箱子似地东西。 .................. ……………… The authors almost smile to become hoarse, this where is what chair, clearly is the box of large size. 作者们差点笑岔声,这哪里是什么椅子,分明是个大号的箱子。 Arrogant variable: 51,000 boxes, value! 傲无常:五万一个箱子,值了！ The first under heaven is white: hā hā I must tell the readers this matter. 天下第一白:哈哈我要把这事告诉读者们。 The soft-shelled turtle is not the turtle: Hurried to draw back, this thing looked up and down not like the chair. 甲鱼不是龟:赶紧退了吧,这东西横看竖看也不像椅子啊。 Tastes the edict as if not to see these news, his expression is somewhat inconceivable. 尝谕仿佛没看见这些消息,他的表情有些不可思议。 Because the product is placed in own front, tastes the edict to see clearly compared with them intuitively, the detail part of product. 因为产品摆在自己的面前,尝谕比他们都更直观地看清楚,产品的细节部分。 This is not a box! 这不是箱子！ Naturally is not the chair, looks has the technical feeling very much, but actually does not know likely anything. 当然也不是椅子,看起来很有科技感,但是却不知道像什么东西。 Discovers the power line carefully, after tasting the edict the power source puts through, halfly believing and half doubting pressed down the start button above five cuns (2.5 cm) liquid crystal control version. 仔细地找出电源线,尝谕把电源接通后,将信将疑地按下了上面的五寸液晶控制版上的启动按钮。 kā kā kā kā 咔咔咔咔 A mechanical movement sound, transmits the front of all authors by the network. 一阵机械运动声,透过网络传递到所有作者的面前。 In the authors saw what in the inconceivable vision, the big box that they think, stands slowly, probably Transformers (franchise) is the same, brandishes the mechanical joint that the leather is wrapping, science fiction also very startled explodes the eyeball to distort very much slowly. 在作者们看见了什么不可思议的目光中,他们认为的大箱子,缓缓站立起来,像是变形金刚一样,挥舞着皮革包裹的机械关节,很科幻也很惊爆眼球地缓缓变形。 The picture transmits all in front of authors who watch the breaking a seal video, even if their imagination is very rich, but is unable to think, will have Transformers (franchise) to appear in the picture. 画面传递到所有观看拆封视频的作者们面前,纵使他们想象力很丰富,但是也无法想到,会有一个变形金刚出现在画面中。 The silver-white metal foundation, mixed silver white and grey metal, has bracing of mechanical style very much. 银白色金属底座,混合了银白和灰色金属,很有机械风格的支撑臂。 Neat leather package, but the light watches the exaggerating mechanical movement that the chair stands erect, who hidden under the decoration clearly, is how complex physical construction. 整洁牛皮包裹,但是光看椅子竖立起的夸张机械运动,谁都明白隐藏在装饰之下,是多么复杂的机械构造。 When the complex mechanical movement completes the time, with picture in exactly the same, the modeling is succinct, but fills the seat of mechanical sense, demonstrates before everyone. 当复杂的机械运动完成时候,一张和图片中一模一样,造型简洁但充满机械感觉的座椅,展示在所有人面前。 Everyone gawked, this chair subverted their all imagination to technology chair. 所有人都愣了,这张椅子颠覆了他们对工学椅的所有想象。 Colored blade crown prince: damn it this is a chair, how I feel like Transformers (franchise). 花刀太子:我靠这是椅子么,我怎么觉得像变形金刚。 Strong wind from afar: No wonder called Mechanical Engineering Chair...... 长风:怪不得叫机械工学椅…… I am a shopkeeper: The reality is always stranger than the novel, I really think that it is a box...... 我是店长:现实总比小说还离奇,我真以为它是一个箱子…… Downstairs Hofn: Sits quickly experiences, I looked that shop said that this type of chair has over ten thousand functions. 楼下赫本:快坐一坐体验一下,我看店铺里介绍,这种椅子有上万种功能。 Entire metal cartridge case: Right experiences quickly. 全金属弹壳:对对快体验一下。 Tastes the edict to look right and left around this Mechanical Engineering Chair, determined it will not move again, slowly sat. 尝谕绕着这张机械工学椅左看右看,确定它不会再动的时候,慢慢的坐了上去。 Un...... 嗯…… How to describe? 怎么形容呢？ Tastes the edict to tell own feeling with the voice you: „Sitting to be very comfortable, the altitude of chairback is high enough, on a technology chair chairback me is higher, can very good support the neck and head.” 尝谕用语音向大家介绍起自己的感受:“坐上去很舒服,椅背的高度足够高,比我上一张的工学椅椅背还高,可以很好的支撑起颈部和头部。” Tastes the edict both hands on the two sides arm rests, tries the structure of arm rest to be sturdy. 尝谕把双手架在两边的扶手上,试了试扶手的结构牢不牢靠。 „Arm rest design is also very good, the arm rest of previous chair somewhat rocks slightly, the arm rest of merely this chair is somewhat high.” Said that tasted the edict to pull pulling with the hand, finally discovered that the arm rest imagined compared with him also solid, was entirely still radically. “扶手设计的也很不错,上张椅子的扶手微微有些晃动,只是这椅子的扶手有些高。”说完尝谕用手扳了扳,结果发现扶手比他想象中的还结实,根本纹丝不动。 „Waist some are not good, the curve was small, cannot pick up my waist completely.” “腰部有些不好,弧度小了,不能完整托起我的腰部。” „Said that these structures can adjust freely.” Tastes the edict attempt point to operate the arm rest side liquid-crystal display. “不过介绍说这些结构都可以自由调节。”尝谕尝试点开扶手侧面的液晶显示器。 The author in video area are getting more and more, but no one spoke at this time, looked that peacefully tasted the edict to introduce this chair. 视频区的作者越来越多,但是此时没有谁发言,都安安静静地看尝谕介绍这把椅子。 The point operates the liquid-crystal display, found out four function options. 点开液晶显示器,探出了四个功能选项。 【Pattern choice】, 【Function choice】, 【Manual regulation】, 【VR pattern】. 【模式选择】、【功能选择】、【手动调节】、【VR模式】。 Tastes the edict to select the manual regulation conveniently, finally the picture turned into the calculator to be the same, all was the digit and symbol, Chinese several that he can understand. 尝谕随手点开手动调节,结果画面变成了计算器一样,全是数字和符号,他能看懂的中文就几个。 „This is the industrial control monitor, many numerical control machine tools use this, looks at the programming contact surface is the numerical control simulation software, tastes the edict you to aim at the picture the lens, how I study to teach you to move.” “这是工业控制显示器,许多数控机床都用这个,看程序界面是数控模拟软件,尝谕你把镜头对准画面,我研究一下教你怎么调。” The „simulation software on numerical control machine tools?” Many authors came the interest, this Mechanical Engineering Chair, just like these numerical control machine tools, but can also program. “数控机床上的模拟软件？”好多作者都来了兴趣,难道说这张机械工学椅,和那些数控机床一样,还能进行编程。 Very powerful big, but also specialized feeling. 好强大,还专业的感觉。 Tasted the edict also to come the interest, aimed at the control display the lens. 尝谕也来了兴趣,把镜头对准控制显示器。 „Very easy, tastes the edict you to see that red 12345 do not have, that is the five motive axles of represented seat, 1 and 5 are the arm rests, 234 are the seats.” “很容易的,尝谕你看到那红色的12345没有,那是代表了座椅的五根运动轴,一和五是扶手,234是座椅。” Is skilled in the industrial processing navel orange to explain: „The movement joint in ABCDE represented each axis, you choose 1 A, on declines tries.” 精通工业加工的脐橙解释道:“ABCDE代表了每根轴上的运动关节,你选1A,上下调试一试。” Tasted edict hears word, choice A1 then selected the upward symbol. 尝谕闻言,选择了A1然后点向上的符号。 Unusual matter happened, the most upper extreme of right arm rest, unexpectedly slowly to going up. 稀奇的事情发生了,右边扶手的最上端,竟然慢慢向上翘了起来。 The choice arm rest downward symbol, the arm rest curls upwards downward, about choice symbol, toward about movement. Each joint, even the buttocks following chair sits, can the furnishing arbitrary shape. 选择扶手向下符号,扶手就向下翘,选择左右符号,就朝着左右运动。每一个关节都可以,甚至连屁股下面的椅坐,都能调成任意形状。 The operation interface is seemingly complex, but the external decoration of mechanical technology seat, accurate perfect has divided the control surface of each movable structure, so long as compares the digit in controller, can adjust the angle of wanting with ease. 操作界面看似复杂,但是机械工学座椅的外饰,已经精准完美地分割出了每个可动结构的控制面,只要对照控制器中的数字,就能轻松调节出想要的角度。 Spent for five minutes, adjusts most Comfort degree the seat, then choice preservation programming. 花了五分钟,将座椅调节成最最舒适的程度,然后选择保存编程。 Tasted the edict to enjoy extremely sits on the chair, opening swung rocking chair function choice, swaggered in the face of the video satisfied. 尝谕极为享受地坐在了椅子上,开启摇摇椅功能选择,惬意地在视频面前摇来摇去。 Under the seat main machinery braces swings back and forth, comfortable tasted the edict simultaneously, successfully the magnet type attracted all authors who watch the video. 座椅下方的主机械支撑臂来回摆动,舒服了尝谕同时,也成功地磁铁样吸引了所有观看视频的作者。 In their vision all envies, is surprised , is the acquisitive instinct. 他们目光中全是羡慕,全是惊讶,也全是占有欲。 Said without the slightest exaggeration, these authors sit the time on chair, are more than their sack time. The Comfort degree of pursue technology seat, is simply more nitpicking than being on intimate terms. 毫不夸张地说,这些作者们坐在椅子上的时间,比他们睡觉时间还多。追求工学座椅的舒适程度,简直比相亲还挑剔。 „hā hā hā hā” “哈哈哈哈” Tastes edict little while already fascinated that smiles, compared with discovering the alien person also excitedly, the delight that the mechanical technology seat plays. 尝谕这会儿已经笑的入魔,比发现外星人还激动地,将机械工学座椅玩的不亦乐乎。 He controls two arm rest seat belt the links to be occupied by itself, making the lord support mechanical arm of seat, the spring type lead to jolt. Played a while, opened the massage function, although in the icon the massage technique is the gray option, should be the factory has not programmed. 他控制两个扶手安全带似的环住自己,让座椅的主支撑机械臂,弹簧样带着自己颠来颠去。玩了一会儿,又开启了按摩功能,虽然图标上很多按摩手法都是灰色选项,应该是厂家还没编程出来。 But this did not hinder to taste edict choice the waist after the cervical vertebra massaged, eating the immortal fruit was the same, lies down on the mechanical technology seat, revealed compared with guarantees the satisfied facial expression that the sword enjoyed greatly. 但这并不妨碍尝谕选择了腰部和颈椎按摩后,吃了仙果一样,躺在机械工学座椅上,露出比大保剑享受的惬意神情。 That side the screen, the authors bit the blood technique completely, the vision are emitting the ray of plundering red, the manner is hot tempered. 屏幕那边,作者们全部中了噬血术,目光通红放射着掠夺的光芒,举止暴躁。 If not away from a network, this group of people will certainly taste the edict to entrain fly, change themselves to lie down above. 如果不是隔着层网络,这帮人一定会把将尝谕拽飞,换自己躺在上面。 Chen machine Tang red bean: Tastes the edict, hurried to give everyone to say the feeling. 辰机唐红豆:尝谕,赶紧给大家说说感觉啊。 „hā hā” tastes the edict the words that smiles not to talk clearly: „hā hā crisp I cannot describe.” “哈哈”尝谕已经笑的话都说不清:“哈哈爽的我根本形容不出来。” „In desert walked on foot for two days, the water drop had not entered. Finally suddenly sat the cold air/Qi to project on the lowest lengthening saloon car, iced the fruit juice to arrange to become Pai, the foot bath massage comes one by one, has this feeling realized?” “沙漠中徒步走了两天,滴水未进。结果忽然坐到了冷气打到最低的加长房车中,冰镇果汁排成排,足浴按摩挨个来,这种感觉体会过没？” „hā hā I now am this feeling, crisp I do not want to speak.” “哈哈我现在就是这种感觉,爽的我根本不想说话。” „I decided that tonight rests on this Mechanical Engineering Chair.” “我决定了,今晚就睡在这张机械工学椅上。” In the chat group, has become a pot to boil the gruel. 聊天群里,已经成了一锅沸粥。 All topics all are this Mechanical Engineering Chair, does the author in mechanical aspect more excited, they said that this simply is the miracle, this Factory has certainly the Exceed Grade high attainments in the machine tools aspect, but also has Black Tech in mechanical movement, otherwise cannot produce this type of Exceed Grade seat. 所有话题全是这张机械工学椅,一些搞机械方面的作者更为激动,他们说这简直是奇迹,这家工厂一定在机床方面有着超级高的造诣,还在机械运动方面有黑科技,否则根本造不出来这种超级座椅。 This Mechanical Engineering Chair owner tastes the edict, became everyone's envying object. 这张机械工学椅的拥有者尝谕,也成了所有人的羡慕对象。 In August eagle: I faint to look on the operation interface, shames bashful function choice, to factory 0.1 to praise. 八月飞鹰:我晕看操作界面上,还有羞羞的功能选择,给厂家点一万个赞。 I am a shopkeeper: Was convinced, the domestic products to the situation, I also had so bought the American(s) body technology chair unexpectedly advanced naively. 我是店长:服气了,国货竟然已经先进到了如此地步,我还天真的买了美国人体工学椅。 Downstairs Hofn: I also thought that my USA goods can throw, this contrast, simply is a flashlight, with the disparity of high efficiency laser generator. 楼下赫本:我也觉得我的美国货可以扔了,这一对比,简直是手电筒,与大功率激光发生器的差距。 Audrey: Awakes to taste the edict, this chair meets the magic, you had the illusion. Quickly chair returned goods! 奥黛丽:醒醒啊尝谕,这椅子会魔法,你产生了幻觉。快把椅子退货吧！ The returned goods address writes my...... 退货地址就写我的…… The entire metal cartridge case has not spoken, handled arrival and departure open/stretch Tu. 全金属弹壳没有说话,直接发了张图。 Pays money the successful screenshot, but the purchase object, is tastes the edict impressively in that mechanical technology seat of showing off. 一张付款成功的截图,而购买对象,赫然是尝谕在炫耀的那张机械工学座椅。 Sends the chart, the entire metal cartridge case sent a row of happy expression: „New book echo is not quite good, all day sat in front of the computer the pondering diligently plot, the waist plate prominent problem violates.” 发完图,全金属弹壳发了一排高兴的表情:“新书反响不太好,整天坐在电脑前冥思苦想情节,腰间盘突出的毛病又犯了。” „......” “不过……” The entire metal cartridge case sent a screenshot, reveals the villainous smile the expression. 全金属弹壳又发了遍截图,露出奸笑的表情。 After two minutes, in August the eagle first sent beforehand several people of the screenshots that ask for this chair is the fraud, sent the purchase screenshot later, is joined to the villainous smile expression. 两分钟后,八月飞鹰先是发了之前几人讨这椅子是骗局的截图,随后同样发了个购买截图,配上奸笑表情。 Then downstairs Hofn, I am the shopkeeper and flowered blade crown prince and 30 two, navel orange and Chen machine Tang the red bean and proud Wuchang, Huangfu strange, the red clouds ascended double cheek...... 接着楼下赫本、我是店长、花刀太子、三十二、脐橙、辰机唐红豆、傲无常、皇甫奇、霞飞双颊…… Gives a cursory look and gains shallow understanding, lines up to send the purchase screenshot. 一个个走马观花,排队发着购买截图。 Also the short dozen minutes, 51,000 Mechanical Engineering Chair, sold more than 50. 也就短短十几分钟,五万一个的机械工学椅,就销售出去了五十多件。 Expensive? 贵么？ Expensive! 贵！ However expensive/noble value, expensive/noble happiness, expensive/noble health. 但是贵的值,贵的开心,贵的健康。 Feels relieved pricelessly, buys! 千金难买一身轻,买买买买！