„It is not too valuable, copies one to publish the introduction of your chair, suffices to buy your this type of chair.” “也不是太值钱,就是把你这张椅子的介绍抄一遍发表出去,够买一张你这种椅子的吧。” Saw the information, Ye Qing to smile, typing reply. 看见信息,叶青笑了,打字回复。 „I selected the mouse yesterday, pounds 1 million.” “我昨天就点了点鼠标,砸出去一百万。” Tastes the edict: „.........” 尝谕:“………” Obviously two people said is the truth, but no one believes anyone mutually. 两人明明说的都是真话,可互相谁都不信谁。 In a some luxury apartment in Yanjing point, charming youngster sits on the Herman Miller kinesiology chair, has the typing way of rhythm with one type very much, is chatting with Ye Qing. 燕京一环内的某栋高档公寓内,一名帅气的年轻人坐在赫曼米勒人体工学椅上,用一种很有节奏感的打字方式,在跟叶青聊天。 He tastes the edict, I really am superstar, internally the biggest original platform, the beginning novel online becomes red-hot popular half the sky. 他就是尝谕,一本我真是大明星,在国内最大原创平台,起点小说网上红透半边天。 His success tries hard naturally unable to separate with, a day has 89 hours to face the computer at least, creates. 他的成功与自己努力当然分不开,一天起码有八九个小时都要面对电脑,进行创作。 For a long time bends over one's desk, no kinesiology chair protects the lumbar vertebra and cervical vertebra, this is to own body is irresponsible, is easy to suffer from the waist to be prominent, with cervical syndrome. 长时间伏案,没有一张人体工学椅来保护腰椎和颈椎,这是对自己身体的不负责,非常容易患上腰间突出,和颈椎病。 The chair that now he sits is the USA Herman Miller Company release unmatchable product, imports needs more than 8000 to the domestic price. 现在他坐的椅子是美国赫曼米勒公司推出的拳头产品,进口到国内价格需要八千多。 Comfort that very this chair he sits, the quality is also good. merely this chair sat was too long, many adjustment joint places became less crowded, tasted the edict to decide to change a new chair. 这椅子他坐的很舒适,质量也不错。只是这张椅子坐了太久,许多调节关节处都松动了,尝谕决定换一张新椅子。 Herman Miller is his ideal choice, but shops this thing, originally looks at the process of multi- electing, tastes the edict to be located in the highest arrangement the price conveniently. 赫曼米勒是他理想选择,但是购物这东西,本来就是多看多选的过程,尝谕随手把价格设在最高排列。 The price means the customer to be few high, really commodity in p. 1 has not sold. 价格高意味着顾客少,果然第一页里的商品没有一件卖出去的。 redwood chair and deer leather chair, President chair...... 红木椅、鹿皮椅,总统椅…… These all are the good to look at but of no use things, laying out the manner is good, for a long time sits uncomfortably will fall insanely. 这些全是中看不中用的东西,摆摆派头还行,长时间坐着会让人难受疯掉的。 However with the traditional chair, the modeling difference very big chair, attracted tasted edict vision — — Mechanical Engineering Chair! 但是一张与传统椅子,造型差别很大的椅子,吸引了尝谕目光——机械工学椅！ This chair does not have the traditional seat, even if the kinesiology chair necessary fluctuation air pump, with moving roulette. 这张椅子没有传统座椅,哪怕是人体工学椅都必备的升降气泵,和移动轮盘。 A chair has not risen and fallen the air pump, that is the low-end synonym. This looks very big, very solid Mechanical Engineering Chair, below unexpectedly is the machinery of that fold, the structure of some likely mechanical arm. 一张椅子没有升降气泵,那是低端的代名词。这张看起来非常大,也非常结实的机械工学椅,下面竟然是那种折叠的机械,有些像机械臂的结构。 In the introduction also explained that under this chair mechanism, can rise and fall willfully, 180 degrees omni-directional moving. 介绍中也说明了,这张椅子下方的机械结构,可以任意升降,一百八十度全方位移动。 This...... is simply better than the excavator, if the message does not have the exaggeration. 这……简直比挖掘机还牛,如果广告词没有夸大的话。 Over ten thousand function experience...... 上万种功能体验…… Tastes the edict definitely not to believe that merely this chair is very worth looking. 尝谕肯定不信的,只是这张椅子真的很耐看。 Yes! 是的！ Carves decorative patterns and seal chart with these, the matter of merely ignorant/veiled skin, actually used dozens types of compared with Boss chair that obviously fancy sutured the technique, this chair succinct make the blood boil. 和那些又雕花又印图,明明只是蒙个皮的事情,却花俏地用上了几十种缝合手法的老板椅相比,这张椅子简洁的让人发指。 No fancy place, is the leather outer covering. But these monotonous, succinct lines combine together the time. Let taste the edict to plant the high-tech seat misconception of seeing the manned vehicle. 没有任何花俏之处,就是牛皮蒙皮。可偏偏这些单调,简洁的线条组合到一起时候。让尝谕有种看见了载人飞船的高科技座椅错觉。 This Mechanical Engineering Chair, fully elaborated what is succinct, fully elaborated what is the mechanical aesthetic sense. 这张机械工学椅,充分阐述了什么叫简洁,也充分阐述了什么叫机械美感。 The price of merely this chair is somewhat high. 只是这张椅子的价格有些高。 But price high not representative cannot afford, tastes the edict to feel, if this seller can introduce slightly this type of chair, said that did not permit itself to buy. 可是价格高不代表买不起呀,尝谕觉得如果这位卖家能稍微介绍一下这种椅子,说不准自己就买了。 Issue seller has not planned to sell probably from the start. 问题这位卖家好像压根没打算卖。 Some sellers always like playing the marketing means that for example puts a price very expensive commodity in the shop, searches quickly. 一些卖家总喜欢玩营销手段,比如在店铺中放一个价格非常昂贵的商品,让人很快搜索到。 Then in the shop puts some regular prices again the commodities, leaves the person to purchase. 然后店铺中再放一些正常价格的商品,留给人购买。 Like this is equal to having a free advertisement, how as for effect that god knows, not to spend the one cent in any case. 这样等于打个免费广告,至于效果如何那就天知道了,反正不花一分钱。 This price expensive/noble commodity laughs uproariously mostly, but in his shop does not have other product, this lets taste the edict to be somewhat obscure. 这个价格贵的商品多半是噱头,但是他这店铺里也没别的产品,这让尝谕有些费解。 Sees Ye Qing to send in the information, said that selected the mouse, pounds 1 million. 看见叶青发来信息,说点了点鼠标,砸出去一百万。 Tasted the edict to smile, decided to tell him with practical action, oneself are not boasting. 尝谕笑了,决定用实际行动来告诉他,自己并不是在吹牛。 .................. ……………… Ye Qing is letting Monstrous Laborer the pack good mechanical technology seat load, the mechanical engineering chair occupying land area is very big, the van can only force in two, a while goes to the old factory to lose one to give the father. 叶青正在让巨力苦工把打包好的机械工学座椅装车,机械工程椅占地很大,面包车只能塞进两张,等会儿去老厂丢一张给父亲。 The van just drove out of surrounding sea avenue, enters the urban district time, Ye Qing receives the information to remind suddenly, some people purchased the commodity, please deliver goods as soon as possible. 面包车刚驶出环海大道,进入市区时候,叶青忽然收到信息提醒,有人购买了商品,请尽快发货。 „Also some do really people buy?” The Ye Qing surprise, read under the order very much, actually tastes the edict purchase. “还真有人买？”叶青很诧异,看了下订单,竟然是尝谕购买的。 Ye Qing takes back the beforehand appraisal, and in called „being able to judge the quality of goods” him at heart label. 叶青收回之前的评价,并且在心里给他打了“识货”标签。 The crossroad has family/home Shunfeng just in time express, the chair hits wraps securely ready-made. 正巧路口有家顺丰快递,椅子又打是包好现成的。 The opposite party are refreshed, pledged that hold/container mail Ye Qing is also refreshed, directly sending running free, air route that takes. 对方爽快,承诺包邮的叶青也爽快,直接给发了顺风,还是走的航空路线。 This process is also less than ten minutes, that side computer tasting edict direct dumbfounded. 这个过程还不到十分钟,电脑那边的尝谕直接傻眼。 He thinks that Ye Qing will not deliver goods, because this thing is the advertisement product of empty marked price standard, likely does not exist. 他认为叶青根本不会发货,因为这件东西是虚标价格的广告产品,很可能根本不存在。 Not having the goods may send, the seller naturally wants the good words be open language to discuss that cancels the order. 没货可发,卖家自然要好言好语商量把订单取消。 Now delivers goods unexpectedly directly...... 现在竟然直接发货了…… Delivered goods...... 发货了…… Tastes the edict to think that possibly met the swindler, when the time comes will definitely send the ordinary chair to come. 尝谕觉得可能遇见了骗子,到时候肯定会发个普通椅子过来。 However this are not related, the product description can return goods incompatible unconditionally. Even if the seller does not let, the website staff will still come back money to retreat directly. 不过这没有关系,产品描述不符可以无条件退货。即使卖家不让,网站工作人员也会直接把钱退回来。 Delivers goods, Ye Qing does not have a chapter of information tasting the edict, tastes the edict not to have a chapter of information to come, both sides are refreshed to are not good. 发了货,叶青也没回信息给尝谕,尝谕也没回信息过来,双方都爽快到不行。 Next afternoon tastes the edict to receive the delivery man telephone time, and one group of authors in the author is chatting to irrigate. 第二天下午尝谕接到快递员电话时候,正在作者群里和一帮作者聊天灌水。 Tastes edict these Skynet to buy many things, does not know that is which type of product receipts, makes the delivery man deliver the thing. 尝谕这几天网购不少东西,也不知是哪样产品到货,就让快递员把东西送上来。 „You also get down with me lift, more than 100 jin (0.5 kg).” “你也下来跟我抬吧,一百多斤重呢。” „More than 100 jin (0.5 kg)?” Tastes the edict to think for quite a while, except for that chair cannot think that also has anything to become such again. “一百多斤重？”尝谕想半天,除了那张椅子想不到还有什么东西能重成那样。 The opposite party give up, handles arrival and departure comes running free. 对方真是舍得,直接发顺风过来。 Goes downstairs brings in the elevator with the delivery man the chair together, brings in the study room time with effort, tastes the edict tired being sweating profusely. 下楼和快递员一起将椅子抬进电梯,才费力地搬进自己书房时候,尝谕已经累的满头大汗。 Even a swindler, the opposite party is still the earnest swindler. 即使是个骗子,对方也是认真的骗子。 The outside wrapping of chair is solid is also neat, that adhesive tape with is the same, cannot see any crooked place that the machine twines. 椅子的外包装非常结实也非常工整,那一圈圈胶带跟机器缠绕出来的一样,看不出任何歪斜的地方。 Looks for the scissors at the same time, tasted the edict to make a picture to the author, said that yesterday 50,000 buying Mechanical Engineering Chair receipted. 找来剪刀的同时,尝谕拍了张图片到作者群里,说昨天五万块买的机械工学椅到货了。 Before chatted in group, tastes the edict to introduce yesterday's that the chair, but also sent the commodity to connect in the group. Said jokingly must with personally experience on a class to everyone, after letting everyone, 10 million do not impulse. 之前在群里聊天,尝谕已经把昨天那把椅子介绍了一遍,还发了商品连接到群里。开玩笑似地说要用亲身经历来给大家上一堂课,让大家以后千万别冲动。 A picture round, the authors came the spirit immediately. 图片一发,作者们顿时来精神了。 Downstairs Hofn: Opens a box a bit faster, I have appreciated impatiently. 楼下赫本:快点开箱,我已经迫不及待欣赏了。 In August eagle: The edict god, do not open simply draws back directly, province must pack. 八月飞鹰:谕神,干脆别拆直接退了吧,省的还要重新打包。 Entire metal cartridge case: Opens quickly opens quickly, 51,000 chairs, I must keep the chart to show off, said that I know nouveau riche. 全金属弹壳:快拆快拆,五万一张的椅子,我要留图炫耀,说我认识土豪。 I am a shopkeeper: Edict god, or opens the video live broadcast, making everyone appreciate well. 我是店长:谕神,要不开个视频直播吧,让大家都好好欣赏一下。 I am shopkeeper's suggestion raise, this group of authors create a disturbance immediately, said that opens the video to open the video quickly quickly, making us open an eye opener well, appreciates the brand-new science and technology, Mechanical Engineering Chair. 我是店长的建议一提,这帮作者立刻起哄,说快开视频快开视频,让我们好好开开眼,欣赏一下全新科技,机械工学椅。 In the group is the Great God level author, year to year bends over one's desk the symbol, is frequently more or less has the occupational disease. Therefore this group of people's pursue to chair, it can be said that harshest one group of people, changes most diligent one group of people who the technology chair changes. 群里都是大神级作者,常年伏案码字,常常或多或少都有职业病。所以这帮人对椅子的追求,可以说是最苛刻的一群人,也是换工学椅换的最勤快的一群人。 Tasted the edict to open the video naturally, in any case everyone was a friend, pulled all over the country, making them look that a joke had nothing. 尝谕大大方方的开启了视频,反正大家都是朋友,天南海北扯惯了,让他们看个笑话没啥。 In the group the video opens, the population of participation arrived at more than 70 people all of a sudden, is the currently popular author of being familiar, the ID search index of many people are even hotter than celebrity. 群内视频开启,参与的人数一下子到了七十多人,全是耳熟能详的当红作者,许多人的ID搜索指数甚至比明星还热。