The simultaneous/uniform army become hears Pishi, after attaining wages of first month, he invests the average man the enthusiasm that to this rare and beautiful flowers occupation is inconceivable. 齐军成为闻屁师,在拿到第一个月的工资后,他就对这个奇葩职业投入常人难以想象的热情。 He understands, he can become hears Pishi actually to have the luck ingredient, to put it bluntly is many people are not willing to do this labor, this wheel obtains his middle-school graduate. 他心里明白,他能成为闻屁师其实有运气成分,说白了就是很多人都不愿意干这份工,这才轮得到他这个初中毕业生。 However, this age money Nanzhuan, even if hears fart master unexpected winner occupation, the high salary that because its many occupation is unable to be on par with it, one day also the meeting curls sooner or later, at the appointed time depending on his school record and professional skill, where is others opponents! 但是,这个年代钱难赚,哪怕是闻屁师这个冷门职业,因为它那很多职业都无法与之比肩的高薪,迟早有一天也会卷起来,到时凭他的学历以及专业技能,哪里是人家的对手啊！ Therefore, for does not lose this to change the well-paid job of their family destiny, the simultaneous/uniform army become hears Pishi in the four years, has been studying the professional skill diligently. 所以,为了不失去这份能够改变他们一家人命运的高薪工作,齐军成为闻屁师这四年来,一直在努力的学习着专业技能。 But simultaneous/uniform army the effort has not been in vain, he through hears fart, has been able accurately to judge now the person who talks nonsense ate what food, can from their fart judge that their physical conditions, it can be said that is good one batch. 而齐军的努力也没有白费,他现在通过闻屁,已经能准确的判断出放屁的人吃了什么食物,也可以从他们的屁中判断他们的身体状况,可以说是牛得一批。 Had such skill, work did not need to be worried. 有了这样的技能,工作方面是不用担心了。 Remarries a virtuous wife, has a greatly fat son, his this lifetime was even complete. 再娶上一个贤惠的老婆,生一个大胖儿子,那他这辈子就算是圆满了。 simultaneous/uniform army believes, on this day will arrive quickly, because he under others' Ainley, knew Grandmaster river this famous matchmaker Grandmaster. 齐军相信,这一天很快就会到来,因为他在别人的安利下,认识了江大师这个享誉全国的媒人大师。 When National Day had a vacation, runs a Guangxi province provincial capital, asking Grandmaster river to help act as a matchmaker, if were smooth can perhaps lead the wife to return to one's old home this spring festival the new year's celebration. 等国庆放假了,就跑一趟桂省省城,请江大师帮忙做媒,要是顺利的话或许今年春节就能带老婆回老家过年了。 ...... …… Sea. 中海。 The silent night, slow Xueling sits before the luxurious bar of his villa alone, is dimmly-lit, only then the amber brown liquid of red wine by wine glass glitters before her. 寂静的夜晚,徐雪玲独自坐在自家别墅的豪华吧台前,灯光昏暗,只有红酒透过酒杯中的琥珀色液体在她面前闪烁。 Her slender finger is stroking the pole of wine glass gently, feels smoothness and cool feeling that the glass material quality is bringing. Her look is blurred, as if pai in thoughts constantly welling up labyrinths returns. On her face brings a sadness of undulating, the brow to wrinkle slightly, does not know that is thinking anything. 她修长的手指轻轻抚摸着酒杯的杆子,感受着玻璃材质带来的光滑和凉意。她眼神迷离,似乎在思绪万千的迷宫中徘回。她的脸上带着一丝澹澹的忧伤,眉头微微皱起,不知道在想着什么。 The red wine drags in the cup leisurely and carefree, sends out the attractive fruit fragrance, fills the air on the entire bar. slow Xueling takes up the wine glass, places the mouth, sipped one gently, the liquor fluid mellowly and makes her feel that richly is warm and affable. 红酒在杯中悠闲地摇曳,散发出诱人的果香,弥漫在整个吧台上。徐雪玲拿起酒杯,放在嘴边,轻轻地抿了一口,酒液的醇厚和浓郁让她感到一阵温暖和舒缓。 She by the bar, looks at the night scene of out of the window, the star light is embellishing the night, the glittering stars the mysterious ray. At this time, she felt that she seems the lonely queen, sat on own throne, did not have the true companion. 她靠在吧台上,看着窗外的夜景,星光点缀着黑夜,繁星闪耀着神秘的光芒。这个时候,她感觉自己仿佛是孤独的女王,坐在自己的王座上,却没有真正的陪伴。 slow Xueling train of thought returns gradually, recalls life after marriage. 徐雪玲的思绪渐渐回到过去,回忆起自己婚后的生活。 She and husband union is not because really loves, but is the business marries. 她和丈夫结合并不是因为真爱,而是商业联姻。 After marriage, without sentimental two people is assembling, therefore less than one month, her husband starts a night of non- home to return, came and went out various offices frequently. 婚后,没有感情的两人只是凑合着过,因此不到一个月的时间,她的丈夫就开始夜不归宿,频繁地出入各种会所了。 The red wine swamps into her mouth again, she enjoys the paralysis feeling that the liquor fluid is bringing heartily. 红酒再次涌入她的嘴里,她尽情地享受着酒液带来的麻痹感觉。 slow Xueling is that type „you are good I to be good to you to me, 1 st you make I make 15” the character, if husband after marriage is loyal to her, that two people sentiment is not even good, she will be impossible to make to be unfair to his matter, this bottom line she will have. 徐雪玲就是那种“你对我好我对你更好,你做初一我做十五”的性格,如果婚后丈夫对她忠诚,那即便两人感情不好,她也不可能会做出对不起他的事,这点底线她还是有的。 However, the behavior of husband unscrupulous office tender mold, angered her finally, instigation that in addition her rich woman friends, therefore she courage was also going to the side happy place in rich woman friend mouth greatly, some early in ordinary people obscure, afterward nationally known white horse office. 然而,丈夫肆无忌惮会所嫩模的行为,最终还是惹怒了她,再加上她那些富婆朋友的怂恿,于是她也大着胆子去了富婆朋友口中的极乐之地,某个早前在普通人群里默默无闻,后来闻名全国的白马会所。 This place is called heaven on earth of woman version, if has changed to imperial capital heaven on earth of history is the place that to feed specially the wealthy gentry leads a life of comfort, that this white horse office feeds specially the place that behind the wealthy gentry the women and rich women lead a life of comfort, is the sea biggest duck farm. 这个地方被称为女人版的天上人间,如果说已经化作历史的帝都天上人间是专供富绅享乐的地方,那这白马会所是专供富绅背后女人和富婆们享乐的地方,也是中海最大的鸭场。 Comes to the white horse office for the first time, slow Xueling is really the knife draws buttocks- enlarges ones vision. 第一次来白马会所,徐雪玲真的是小刀拉屁股-开了眼了。 Just arrived at the office entrance, dozens male „server” stood a row, chose for her. 刚来到会所门口,就有数十名男“服务生”站成一排,供她挑选。 The male in this white horse office „server” has the strict choice standard, the height must( be able to put on markup shoe pad) in 180 cm above, the image must lead, the wear wants the fashion and vanguard, seemingly neat clean sunlight. 要知道,这白马会所里的男“服务生”都是有严格挑选标准的,身高必须在180cm以上(可以穿增高鞋垫),形象必须要帅,穿着要时尚、前卫,看起来清爽干净阳光。 Therefore, these dozens big handsome fellows stand a row to choose for slow Xueling, that impulse was too big. 因此,这数十名大帅哥站成一排供徐雪玲挑选,那冲击力真的太大了。 Especially, here male „server” not only grows gracefully, but also the speech is of pleasant to hear, their professional abilities are very the most important thing is strong, making have experienced the rich women reach an agreement. 尤其是,这里的男“服务生”不仅长得帅,而且说话好听,最重要的是他们的业务能力很强,让体验过的富婆都说好。 Therefore, a slow Xueling accident/surprise has not perished! 于是,徐雪玲没有一丝意外的沉沦了！ During that time, slow Xueling like being bewitched, regularly must patronize the white horse office, here she realized that as the pleasure of woman. 那段时间,徐雪玲就像着了魔一样,隔三差五的就要光顾白马会所,在这里她体会到了身为女人的乐趣。 However, slow Xueling also knows, this life is actually unhealthy, she has also thought the return normal life, do not continue to degenerate in this place. 不过,徐雪玲也知道,这种生活其实是不健康的,她也想过回归正常的生活,不要在这种地方继续堕落。 What a pity, tried several times, finally cannot control the desire in heart. 可惜,试了几次,最终都没能控制住心中的欲望。 Until five years ago some day, because some rich woman sisters' in some 28-year-old duck Wang Qingsheng to office, the high-sounding talk gave 28 birthday presents to give that duck king. 直到五年前的某一天,由于某个富婆姐妹给会所里的某个28岁的鸭王庆生,高调送了28件生日礼物给那位鸭王。 Finally incautiously the staff by office exposing, this matter caused a stir in entire duck, pushed to the keenest struggle always the low-key office. 结果一不小心被会所的工作人员给曝光了,这件事可谓是轰动了整个鸭界,也把一向低调的会所推向了风口浪尖。 Once the duck shop were paid attention to by the entire net, finally has then been doomed, in a while, famous office of this in the rich woman renowned young woman community was sealed up. 鸭店一旦被全网关注,结果便已经是注定了的,没过多久,这家在富婆名媛群体中大名鼎鼎的会所就被查封了。 In office sealed up that time, in slow Xueling heart deserted. 在会所被查封的那段时间,徐雪玲心中空落落的。 Naturally, the office was sealed up also gave her one „turning a new leaf” the opportunity, slow Xueling seized this opportunity, successfully got rid of that unhealthy life. 当然,会所被查封也给了她一个“改邪归正”的机会,徐雪玲抓住了这个机会,成功摆脱了那种不健康的生活。 In an instant, five years passed by, present slow Xueling was 31 years old, she had no longer come and gone out the office in the five years, but earnest raised the pretty boy. 转眼,就五年过去了,如今的徐雪玲已经31岁了,这五年来她不再出入会所,而是正儿八经的养起了小白脸。 In five years, she has raised three pretty boy, what a pity no pretty boy can enter her heart. 五年中,她养过三个小白脸,可惜没有一个小白脸能走进她的心。 A final pretty boy, she sent six months ago him, she somewhat was weary of this type the life of kidney, or before she compares, was greedier, not only walks the kidney, but also wants to be distracted. 最后的一个小白脸,在半年前她就把他打发走了,她有些厌倦了这种走肾的生活,或者说她比以前更贪心了,不仅走肾,还想走心。 However, this age, wants to look for a being distracted partner, is not an easy matter, she looked for a half year not to find the right candidate. 然而,这个年代,想要找个走心的对象,可不是一件容易的事情,她找了半年都没有找到合适的人选。 Therefore, slow Xueling then vision centralized to matchmaker reputation illustrious Grandmaster river on, wants to ask him to help introduce an object. 于是,徐雪玲便把目光集中到了媒人界声名赫赫的江大师身上,想请他帮忙介绍个对象。 However, slow Xueling heard that the acting as a matchmaker principle of crossing the river Grandmaster, knows that he is not possible to help married person look for the partner, the matter that this type ruins others family gives the multi- money him is not again dry. 不过,徐雪玲听说过江大师的做媒原则,知道他是不可能帮已婚人士找对象的,这种破坏别人家庭的事情给再多钱他都不干。 Therefore, wants to ask Grandmaster river to go into action, slow Xueling must first restore to be alone good. 所以,想要请江大师出马,徐雪玲就得先恢复单身才行。 If she with the husband is the ordinary marriage, slow Xueling does not need to consider, has divorced. But they are the business marry, this inside involves many benefits, is not she wants to be able to leave. 如果她跟丈夫是普通的婚姻,那徐雪玲根本不用考虑,早就离婚了。但他们是商业联姻,这里面牵涉到很多利益,不是她想离就能离的。 Naturally, if can reach the agreement with the husband, convinced the respective parents again respectively, that dissolution of marriage was not good. 当然,如果能够跟丈夫达成共识,再各自说服各自的父母,那解除婚姻关系也不是不行。 After all two people married have several years, two marrying goals have been achieved, even they divorce now, is actually not big to two influences. 毕竟两人结婚已经有好几年了,两家联姻的目的早已经达到,即便他们现在离婚,对两家的影响其实也不大了。 Thinks of here, slow Xueling drank red wine, decides to find a time, discussed with her cheap husband well, believes he has also wanted to end this marriage. 想到这里,徐雪玲又喝了一口红酒,决定找个时间,跟她那个便宜丈夫好好谈一谈,相信他也早就想结束这门婚姻了。 After deciding, slow Xueling then looks at the attractive night scene of out of the window, slowly is drinking the red wine, when she drinks the similar time that bottle of red wines, her husband Qin Siyu of hard to get hold can barely catch a glimpse, unexpectedly rare going home. 打定主意后,徐雪玲便看着窗外的漂亮夜景,慢慢的喝着红酒,等她把那一瓶红酒喝得差不多的时候,她那个神龙见首不见尾的丈夫秦思宇,竟然罕见的回家了。 „Came back!” “回来了！” „Un, do your one person drink?” “嗯,你一个人喝酒呢？” „Is idling bored, a person drinks, I have the matter to want with you to chat, comes to drink two cups together?” “闲着无聊,一个人喝点,我有事想跟你聊聊,一起过来喝两杯？” „Good, you wait a bit, I take a bath come.” “好,你稍等一下,我洗个澡就来。” „Un!” “嗯！” After 15 minutes, Qin Siyu of hair wet wear pajamas sat before slow Xueling. 十五分钟后,头发湿漉漉穿着睡衣的秦思宇坐在了徐雪玲面前。 Liquor slow Xueling has been ahead of time booing, Qin Siyu carried the wine glass to drink one, looked that said to her: „You just said that something do want to chat with me?” 酒徐雪玲已经提前倒好,秦思宇端起酒杯喝了一口,才看向她道:“你刚刚说有事想跟我聊聊？” slow Xueling nods, said: „I want to chat our marriages with you.” 徐雪玲点了点头,说道:“我想跟你聊聊我们的婚姻。” Qin Siyu look strange looked at her one eyes, asked: „Did you drink?” 秦思宇神色古怪的看了她一眼,问道:“你是不是喝多了？” Has 56 years from the marriage to the present, two people have been mutual non-interference, plays respectively various, this business marries, what having is good to chat? 从结婚到现在已经有五六年了,两人一直互不干涉,都是各玩各的,这种商业联姻,有什么好聊的？ slow Xueling shakes the head saying: „I have not drunk many, really wants to chat our marriages with you well.” 徐雪玲摇头道:“我没喝多,是真的想跟你好好聊一聊我们的婚姻。” Qin Siyu said indifferently: „Ok, since you want to chat, that chatted!” 秦思宇无所谓道:“行,既然你想聊,那就聊吧！” slow Xueling said: „Your my marriage, has survived in name only, these years we play respectively various, but lives like this, I have been weary!” 徐雪玲道:“你我的婚姻,早已名存实亡了,这些年来咱们都是各玩各的,可这样的生活,我已经厌倦了！” Qin Siyu knit the brows: „Is your meaning?” 秦思宇皱眉道:“你的意思是？” slow Xueling carried the wine glass to drink one, the undulating say/way: „ I felt the ultimate goal that your I marry has been achieved, even the dissolution of marriage, will not have the tremendous effect on your my two. 徐雪玲端起酒杯喝了一口,澹澹道:“我觉得你我联姻的最终目的已经达到了,就算解除婚姻关系,对你我两家也不会有多大影响。 Such being the case, why also to continue to maintain this originally not suitable marriage? ” 既然如此,又何必继续维持这段原本就不适合的婚姻呢？” Qin Siyu heard word somewhat surprised saying: „Do you want to divorce?” 秦思宇闻言有些惊讶的说道:“你想离婚？” slow Xueling nods saying: „Yes, I want to divorce.” 徐雪玲点头道:“是的,我想离婚。” Qin Siyu had doubts saying: „ Why is this? Although we really divorce now even, will not have the tremendous effect on your my both, but the division about property, throughout is terrible business. 秦思宇疑惑道:“这是为什么？虽说我们现在就算真的离婚,对你我两家都不会有多大影响,但关于财产方面的分割,始终是个麻烦事。 I do not interfere with you to look for the man outside in any case, we also maintain the superficial couple, in secret who no matter, this not good? Why to toss about the divorce? ” 反正我又不干涉你在外面找男人,咱们也就维持个表面夫妻,私下里谁也不管谁,这不挺好的吗？何必折腾离婚呢？” slow Xueling sighed: „I had just told you, I have been weary of the life that this going out has made do, now what I think is earnest looks for a man, then bears children for him, the average undulating lives.” 徐雪玲叹了口气道:“刚刚我已经跟你说过了,我已经厌倦了这种出去乱搞的生活,我现在想的是正儿八经的找个男人,然后为他生儿育女,平平澹澹过日子。” Qin Siyu doubt took a look at her one eyes, asked: „slow Xueling did, you receive the stimulation? How to have this idea suddenly?” 秦思宇狐疑的瞅了她一眼,问道:“徐雪玲,你是不是受到刺激了？怎么突然冒出这种想法？” slow Xueling said: „You when I am prompted by a sudden impulse, without the sentiment only discussed that life , the experience were many unavoidably void, I now have only thought that normal sex.” 徐雪玲道:“你就当我心血来潮吧,没有感情只谈性的生活,经历多了难免空虚,我现在就只想过那种正常的夫妻生活。” Qin Siyu heard that the word somewhat understood actually, actually he played so many years outside, when played the poker with these tender molds also there is no, to think to wake up, in heart also more than once birth void feeling. 秦思宇闻言倒是有些理解了,其实他在外面玩了这么多年,在跟那些嫩模打扑克的时候还没什么,可一觉醒来,心中也不止一次出生空虚的感觉。 The woman who he also wants to look for a deep love, enjoys the feeling that a soul and mortal body fly upwards together, this may fly upwards to compared with the pure mortal body. 他也想找个深爱的女人,享受一番灵魂与肉身一起飞升的感觉,这可比单纯的肉身飞升要强多了。 Qin Siyu said: „Your idea I understood, I do not have the opinion, but our parents will not necessarily agree that we divorce.” 秦思宇说道:“你的想法我理解了,我个人是没意见,只是我们的父母不见得会同意我们离婚。” slow Xueling said: „My parents I am responsible for handling, can only give you to persuade as for your parents, two marrying goals have been achieved in any case, but our two also do not have the child, believes that your parents will not block us to divorce.” 徐雪玲道:“我父母这边我负责搞定,至于你父母就只能交给你来劝说了,反正两家联姻的目的已经达到,而我们两个又没有孩子,相信你父母不会拦着我们离婚的。” Qin Siyu thinks, said: „Ok, I find an opportunity to chat with them, can look convince them.” 秦思宇想了想,说道:“行吧,那我找个机会跟他们聊聊,看看能不能说服他们。” „That troubled you!” “那就麻烦你了！” Saying, slow Xueling carried the wine glass to bump with him, then smiled saying: „ To be honest, although among us truly does not have any sentiment, but you after all are my nominal husband, knows that you fool around with other women outside, in my heart is uncomfortable eventually. 说着,徐雪玲端起酒杯跟他碰了一下,然后微笑道:“说句实在话,虽然我们之间确实没有什么感情,但你毕竟是我名义上的老公,知道你在外面跟其他女人鬼混,我心中终究不是滋味。 In turn is also same, I when outside fool around with other men, in your heart should not meet comfortably. After we divorce, this puzzled our issues not to exist, this to us was the good deed. ” 反过来想必也是一样的,我在外面跟其他男人鬼混的时候,你心中应该也会不舒服。等我们离婚后,这个困扰我们的问题就不复存在了,这对于我们来说都是好事。” This saying, Qin Siyu did not have the means not to approve. 这话,秦思宇没办法不赞同。 He is also the normal man, even if two people are only the superficial couples, but outside in the person eyes, they are the real couples, oneself wife gives wears green hat, so long as is the normal man cannot comfortably. 他也是正常男人,哪怕两人只是表面夫妻,但在外人眼中,他们就是货真价实的夫妻,自己老婆给自己戴绿帽,只要是正常男人心里都会不舒服。 Qin Siyu drank a liquor, asked: „Did you find the right object?” 秦思宇喝了口酒,问道:“你找到合适对象了吗？” „Where had is so easy to find!” “哪有这么容易找到啊！” slow Xueling shakes the head, immediately a voice revolution, said: „But, after we divorce, it is estimated that can find the right person!” 徐雪玲摇了摇头,随即话音一转,说道:“不过,等我们离婚后,估计就能找到合适的人了！” Qin Siyu put down the wine glass say/way: „How did this saying say?” 秦思宇放下酒杯道:“这话怎么说？” slow Xueling said with a smile: „Because after we divorce, I can ask Grandmaster river to act as a matchmaker, by the acting as a matchmaker ability of Grandmaster river, believes that quick can help me look to be appropriate my person.” 徐雪玲笑道:“因为我们离婚后,我就可以去请江大师做媒了,以江大师的做媒能力,相信很快就能帮我物色到合适我的人。” On Qin Siyu the forehead full was the question mark: „Grandmaster river? Is this matchmaker who where braves? Listens to the meaning in your words, does he act as a matchmaker very fiercely?” 秦思宇额头上满是问号:“江大师？这是哪里冒出来的媒人啊？听你话里的意思,他做媒很厉害？” slow Xueling said with amazement: „Not? Doesn't your Lianjiang Grandmaster know?” 徐雪玲惊讶道:“不是吧？你连江大师都不知道？” Qin Siyu she must say with amazement: „What do you mean? Is this Grandmaster river very really famous?” 秦思宇比她还要惊讶道:“什么意思？这位江大师真的很有名？” slow Xueling said with a smile: „Grandmaster river that is the famous matchmaker Grandmaster, is the today's matchmaker hassle-free first person, the domestic many big star big rich and powerful people and children of high-ranking officials, are ask Grandmaster river to help act as a matchmaker, you said that he is famous?” 徐雪玲笑着说道:“江大师那可是享誉全国的媒人大师,是当今媒人界毫无争议的第一人,国内很多大明星大富豪以及高干子弟,都是请江大师帮忙做媒的,你说他有没有名？” Qin Siyu heard somewhat to shock, pursues asks: „This real false? Which big star big rich and powerful people have to ask this Grandmaster river to act as a matchmaker?” 秦思宇听得有些震撼,追问道:“这真的假的啊？都有哪些大明星大富豪请这位江大师做媒来着？” slow Xueling opens the mouth 11 said these quite famous big stars and big rich and powerful people, meanwhile introduced simply a lower reaches of the Changjiang River Grandmaster at the process of matchmaker rise, and emphatically introduced Grandmaster river that wonderful marriage affinity calculation ability. 徐雪玲张口就把那些比较有名的大明星与大富豪一一说了出来,同时还简单介绍了一下江大师在媒人界崛起的经过,并着重介绍江大师那神乎其神的姻缘推算能力。 Qin Siyu more listened to the eye to stare in a big way, when slow Xueling introduced Grandmaster river simply, saying that he was choked up with emotions: „Lying trough, if this Grandmaster river is so flamboyant, I must ask him to help me act as a matchmaker am good, the matter that we divorce I turn head told my parents, certainly convinced them.” 秦思宇越听眼睛瞪得越大,等徐雪玲把江大师简单介绍了一遍,他才心潮澎湃的说道:“卧槽,要是这位江大师真有这么牛逼的话,那我也得请他帮我做媒才行,咱们离婚的事我回头就跟我爸妈说,一定把他们说服了。” slow Xueling nods to say with a smile: „Ok, I and others your good news.” 徐雪玲点头笑道:“行,那我等你好消息。”