At noon. 中午。 Some Jinling restaurant theater box. 金陵某餐厅包厢。 money Sanbao saw his being on intimate terms object severe light rain, is seeing that flash of severe light rain, he has to plant at present a bright feeling. 钱三宝见到了他的相亲对象厉小雨,在看到厉小雨的那一瞬间,他就有种眼前一亮的感觉。 Sees only the severe light rain to wear the one-piece dress that dark blue practices moral culture, the skirt suspends slightly and knee, highlights her slender stature. The neckband of one-piece dress is decorating the fine lace lace, is sending out the romantic atmosphere. The waist line design of skirt is brief, outlines her curve, shows her gracefulness and self-confidence. 只见厉小雨身穿一件深蓝色修身的连衣裙,裙摆稍微及膝,突显出她的纤细身材。连衣裙的领口修饰着精致的蕾丝花边,散发着浪漫的氛围。裙子的腰线设计简约大方,勾勒出她的曲线,展现出她的优雅和自信。 A black high-heeled shoes matching skirt, the foot is embellishing some small diamond decorations, is glittering the glimmer, adds color much for her modeling. The high-heeled shoes not only can elongate her figure, and can increase her air/Qi field and self-confidence. 一双黑色的高跟鞋搭配裙子,鞋面点缀着一些小钻石装饰,闪烁着微光,为她的造型增色不少。高跟鞋既能拉长她的身形,又能增加她的气场和自信。 Her long hair hangs loose on the shoulder, the sending tree top of curl is being walked slightly drags gently, is giving off the fragrance of undulating. She chose very simple swirl, after the ear one bunch of bright little flowers, is embellishing her sending border line, appears the fresh person. 她的长发披散在肩上,微微卷曲的发梢在行走中轻轻摇曳,散发着澹澹的香气。她选择了非常简单的发饰,将一束鲜艳的小花别在耳后,点缀着她的发际线,显得清新可人。 Her makeup accommodates the succinct nature, highlights her flesh gloss and bright of eye pupil, she melted the peaceful pink lip makeup, has a smile slightly, making people think that is intimate with and warms. 她的妆容简洁自然,突出她的肌肤光泽和眼眸的明亮,她化了澹粉色的唇妆,微微含笑,让人觉得亲近和温暖。 Matches a brief small hand package again, not only convenient and seems appropriate. A pair of exquisite earring, was simple and fine, highlights her taste to control the ability with the detail. 再搭配一个简约的小手包,既方便又显得得体。一对小巧的耳环,简单而精致,凸显了她的品味和细节把控能力。 The whole seems like not only fashion does not lose solemnly, not only highlighted her gracefulness and charm, and showed her to own attentive and self-confidence. 整体看起来是既时尚又不失端庄,既突显了她的优雅和魅力,又展现了她对自己的用心和自信。 Tells the truth, is putting on to build this, really flings his ex-wife several streets. 有一说一,在穿搭这一块,真的是甩他的前妻几条街。 Looked at one merely, the speed of money three treasures heartbeat cannot help but sped up. 仅仅看了一眼,钱三宝心跳的速度就不由得加快了许多。 Two people have greeted mutually , after smalltalk several, sits to order food. 两人互相打过招呼,又客套了几句后,才坐下来点菜。 After the service person withdraws from the theater box, two people talks are formally start. 等服务员退出包厢后,两人的谈话才算是正式开始。 Two people before meeting, there understood the information of opposite party from Grandmaster river in detail, therefore starts from interest, two people chatted very much easily. 两人在见面之前,都从江大师那里详细了解了对方的信息,所以从兴趣爱好方面入手,两人很容易就聊起来了。 When the service person starts to serve food, when two people have eliminated just met the strangeness. 等服务员开始上菜的时候,两人已经消除了刚见面时的陌生感。 Eating meal time, two people topics started to be slowly thorough. 吃饭的时候,两人的话题就开始慢慢深入了。 „Brother Qian, takes the liberty to ask, you with your ex-wife, because of what reason divorce?” severe Xiaoyu takes the lead to ask that this issue, she thought that ravels reason that the opposite party divorced, can see that he has what attitude to the marriage. “钱哥,冒昧问一下,你跟你的前妻,是因为什么原因离婚的呢？”厉小雨率先问出了这个问题,她觉得弄明白了对方离婚的原因,就可以看出他对婚姻是持什么态度了。 money Sanbao swallow the meal of mouth, wiped the mouth with the paper goods, said: „ I with my ex-wife knows, she is attractive, the school record is high, falls in love to me, at that time I have not thought, thought can marry such a wife, was OK. 钱三宝把嘴里的饭菜咽下,拿纸巾擦了擦嘴,才说道:“我跟我前妻认识的时候,她漂亮,学历高,对我又一见钟情,当时我也没有多想,觉得能娶个这样的老婆,也可以了。 Therefore, how long I have not been together with her, flashed the marriage. 于是,我跟她没相处多久,就闪婚了。 Finally, I see is false, the attractive cheek is tidies up to put in order, the school record is also fabricates, falls in love to me, is also false. ” 结果,我看到的都是假的,漂亮的脸蛋是整容整出来的,学历也是伪造出来的,就连对我一见钟情,也同样是假的。” severe Xiaoyu has not thought that unexpectedly is such reason, cannot help but said: „This belonged is the fraudulent marriage, can investigate its criminal responsibility.” 厉小雨没想到竟然是这样的原因,不由得说道:“这属于是骗婚了,是可以追究其刑事责任的。” In the marriage relations, a side conceals intentionally to opposite party disadvantageous marriage, such as the dispute over obligation, the home background, marital history, the physical defect or the disease, belongs is the fraudulent marriage. 在婚姻关系中,一方故意隐瞒对对方不利的结婚情况,如债务纠纷、家庭情况、婚史、身体缺陷或疾病等,都属于是骗婚。 money Sanbao sighed: „Only can blame me not to sharpen vigilance, on her working as, but how she said again is also my son's biological mother, making her leave home with only their clothes on their backs enough.” 钱三宝叹道:“只能怪我自己没擦亮眼睛,上了她的当,不过她再怎么说也是我儿子的亲妈,让她净身出户就够了。” The severe light rain nods secretly, man magnanimous some are the good deeds, she has not closely examined this matter again, but said: „I am actually luckier than you, I with my ex-husband am because in the interest and values the existing difference the peace divorces.” 厉小雨暗暗点头,男人大度一些是好事,她也就没有再追问这个事,而是说道:“我倒是比你幸运,我跟我前夫是因为兴趣爱好和价值观上存在差异才和平离婚的。” Two people chat while eating, discovered that their values are completely consistent, naturally more chatted is more congenial, topic also in unceasing thorough. 两人边吃边聊,发现他们的价值观完全一致,自然是越聊越投机,话题也在不断的深入。 This food, has eaten around 3 : 00 pm to finish, in these 2-3 hours, two people gave the opposite party to make very good impression. 这一顿饭,一直吃到下午 3 点多才结束,在这2-3个小时的时间里,两人都给对方留下了非常好的印象。 At this progress speed, believes soon, two people can determine that the love affair, was married at the appointed time anything, was the successful matter. 以这种进展速度,相信用不了多久,两人就能确定恋爱关系了,届时谈婚论嫁什么的,也就是水到渠成的事情了。 ...... …… Ke Baoqiang after gaining the support of mother, then contacts Grandmaster river Officer summer together, making Grandmaster river start to take action, discussed the matter of bridegroom's gift to bride's family. 柯宝强在取得母亲的支持后,便跟夏警官一起联系江大师,让江大师开始行动,谈彩礼的事情。 Jiang Feng does not delay the time, first gives Ke Changqun to telephone. 江枫也不耽搁时间,第一时间就给柯昌群打电话。 Telephone connection, Ke Changqun polite greeted: „Hello, Grandmaster river.” 电话接通,柯昌群客气的打招呼道:“你好,江大师。” Jiang Feng also notifies him: „Hello, Ke Dong.” 江枫也跟他打了个招呼道:“你好,柯董。” The both sides smalltalk several, Jiang Feng explained the purpose in coming: „Dong, this time gives you to make the call, wants to chat your son with you with the marital important matter of Officer summer, about bridegroom's gift to bride's family.” 双方客套了几句,江枫才说明来意:“柯董,这次给你来电话,是想跟你聊一聊你儿子跟夏警官的婚姻大事,是关于彩礼方面的。” Ke Changqun straightforward saying: „Is the whole family, bridegroom's gift to bride's family asks Xia Jia to feel relieved, so long as is my Ke can pay, absolutely does not have two words.” 柯昌群豪爽的说道:“都是一家人,彩礼方面请夏家放心,只要是我柯家付得起的,绝对没有二话。” Jiang Feng said with a smile: „Dong Shuangkuai, I said the request of Xia to you.” 江枫笑道:“柯董爽快,那我就跟你说说夏家的要求。” Ke Changqun said: „Un, Grandmaster river you said.” 柯昌群道:“嗯,江大师您说。” Jiang Feng said: „Dong, the meaning of Xia, is your two puts out the respective group 20 stocks to two rookies, moreover gives an auspicious number again the cash meaning meaning on the line, how doesn't know under your opinion?” 江枫道:“柯董,夏家的意思,是你们两家拿出各自集团20的股份给两位新人,另外再给个吉利数字的现金意思意思就行,不知道你意下如何？” Ke Changqun heard that the word is somewhat surprised, never expected that Xia will set such a request unexpectedly, although he words saying straightforwardly, but related to value ten hundreds of millions group stocks, did not say the revolutions on the revolutions. 柯昌群闻言有些意外,没想到夏家居然会提出这么一个要求,他虽然话说得豪爽,但涉及到价值十几亿的集团股份,也不是说转就转的。 He cannot help but asked: „Grandmaster river, this stock transferred before the wedding, transfers after marriage?” 他不由得问道:“江大师,这股份是婚前转让,还是婚后再转让？” Jiang Feng said: „ Naturally transferred before the wedding, but Ke Dong you could rest assured that does not let you stock transfer of group to Officer summer, but gives to your son, Xia That side group stock of is also so, gives to Officer summer. 江枫道:“当然是婚前转让,不过柯董你放心,不是让你把集团的股份转让给夏警官,而是转让给你的儿子,夏家那边的集团股份也是如此,是转让给夏警官的。 Therefore, even if transferred before the wedding, does not need to be worried about anything. ” 所以,哪怕是婚前转让,也不用担心什么的。” Ke Changqun hears word relaxes, the stock transfer to oneself the son, that had no risk. 柯昌群闻言松了口气,股份转让给自己儿子,那就没什么风险了。 He who although the custom is in power has not wanted that early to forward to his son the group stock, but plans unable to keep up with the change, if this 20 stock transfers can make the Xia thousand gold (daughter) marry into their Ke, that is also worth. 尽管习惯掌权的他还不想那么早把集团股份转给他儿子,但计划赶不上变化,如果这20的股份转让能让夏家千金嫁入他们柯家,那也是值得的。 Thinks of here, Ke Changqun then refreshed saying: „This does not have the issue.” 想到这里,柯昌群便爽快的说道:“这没问题。” Then, two people also discussed an issue of cash bridegroom's gift to bride's family. 接着,两人又谈了一下现金彩礼的问题。 Although the meaning of Xia is the meaning meaning on the line, but Ke Changqun does not have the meaning that the optional lake makes, he proposed that to the 1000001 Yuan, the implication hundred are one in a ten thousand. 虽说夏家的意思是意思意思就行,但柯昌群也没有随意湖弄的意思,他提议给个1000001元,寓意百万里挑一。 As for other presents, not in two people discussion scopes. 至于其他的礼品,就不在两人的讨论范围了。 After making the telephone call, Jiang Feng cannot help but sighs with emotion secretly, feeling that this Dong deals with, what a pity his fondness was really disgusting. 等挂了电话后,江枫不由得暗暗感慨,跟这位柯董打交道的感觉还是可以的,可惜他那个癖好实在是太恶心了。 After the Ke prosperous group reaches an agreement, Jiang Feng gives Officer summer to telephone, told her the result of discussion. 跟柯昌群商量好后,江枫又给夏警官打电话,把商议的结果告诉她。 The following development, basically did not need him to meddle. 接下来的发展,基本就不用他插手了。 ...... …… With the development of time, the increase of people's living standard, as well as people bigger and bigger brain hole, in the world was born many strange occupations, these professional rare and beautiful flowers to letting you are flabbergasted directly, but hears Pishi is one of them. 随着时代的发展,人们生活水平的提高,以及人们越来越大的脑洞,世界上诞生了很多稀奇古怪的职业,这些职业奇葩到让你直接咋舌,而闻屁师便是其中之一。 hears Pishi, as the name suggests, is heard the fart that others put, mainly through smelling to hear sickness the flavor of fart judges the physical condition of patient. 闻屁师,顾名思义,就是闻别人放出来的屁,主要是通过嗅闻病患的屁的味道来判断患者的身体状况。 Do not look at this professional rare and beautiful flowers, wants to become hears Pishi the threshold is not low! 别看这职业奇葩,想成为闻屁师的门槛还不低呢！ The enrollment condition for between 18-45, needs not to smoke and not drink, cannot spread the cosmetics, unable to have the rhinitis, even cannot put on just to spread the shoe polish the leather shoes. 其录取条件为18-45周岁之间,需要不吸烟、不喝酒,不能涂化妆品、不能有鼻炎,甚至不能穿刚刚涂完鞋油的皮鞋。 The organum olfactorium does not have the disease qualified, the sense of smell examination and other conditions, again after special training, guaranteeing the applicant can distinguish the flower fragrances, sweats, the sweet cooked rice crust smells, the mature fruity odors and excrement smelly these five types of pure gas can go on duty. 还有嗅觉器官无疾病,嗅觉检测合格等条件,再经过特殊培训,保证应聘者能分辨出花香、汗臭、甜锅巴气味、成熟水果香和粪臭这五种单一气体才能上岗。 Enters the threshold of duty to be high, the income also is quite naturally considerable, one month 20,000-30,000 that is relaxed. 入职的门槛高,收入自然也比较可观,一个月20,000-30,000那是轻轻松松的。 simultaneous/uniform army is real hears Pishi, 28-year-old simultaneous/uniform army, was engaged in hears fart master occupation having 45 years. 齐军便是一名货真价实的闻屁师,今年28岁的齐军,从事闻屁师这个职业已经有四五年了。 Nausea from the beginning wants to spit, by the present fart, when the air heard, regarding without simultaneous/uniform army of special fondness, what mental journey he went through, only then he himself knows. 从一开始的恶心想吐,到现在把屁当空气来闻,对于没有特殊癖好的齐军来说,他经历了什么样的心路历程,只有他自己知道。 simultaneous/uniform army was born in the remote rural area of Guizhou province, in the family/home mainly takes working at farming as to live, the parents in the field practical training, maintain the livelihood by the planter grain and vegetables, but because the weather, natural disaster and other factor of the influences, the income is unstable, the home economics is quite difficult. 齐军出生在黔省的一个偏远农村,家里主要以务农为生,父母在田间劳作,靠种植粮食和蔬菜维持生计,但由于天气、自然灾害等因素的影响,收入不稳定,家庭经济较为困难。 He is the family/home eldest son, below also has two younger brother and a younger sister. 他是家里的长子,下面还有两个弟弟和一个妹妹。 Because in the family/home is quite poor, what simultaneous/uniform army in childhood is the life of deprivation. 由于家里比较穷,齐军小时候过的是缺衣少食的生活。 The housing conditions are also crude, the whole family pushes in that rural adobe house that lacks the modernized electrical appliances furniture. 居住条件也简陋,一家人挤在那种缺乏现代化家电家具的农村土房。 Because the educational resources in village are bad, in addition the villager does not attach great importance to the education, not like city in conditional others, the child studying parents entire journey companions, are grasping child's learn/study progress frequently. 因为村里的教育资源差,再加上村里人对教育不重视,不像城里有条件的人家,孩子读书父母全程陪伴,时刻掌握着孩子的学习进度。 But the villager studies to own child allow nature to take its course, can read goes study cannot read comes back to help do the farm work, or goes out to work to make money, no parents' meeting tutors the child to do one's assignment. 而村里人对自家孩子读书都是顺其自然,能读就读不能读就回来帮忙干农活,或者出去打工赚钱,没有哪个家长会辅导孩子做作业的。 In such environment, the simultaneous/uniform army their village is a university student has not really left, the high school graduation was in the village the ceiling of culture. 在这样的环境下,齐军他们村真的是一个大学生都没有出过,高中毕业就是村里文化的天花板了。 simultaneous/uniform army most people are same as the village, after reading off nine-year compulsory education, packed the baggage to go south Guangdong to work with big brother eldest sisters with village. 齐军跟村里大部分人一样,在读完九年义务教育之后,就收拾行李跟同村的大哥大姐们南下广东打工了。 But because the cultural level is low, like simultaneous/uniform army could not find the nice work, basically sells the coolie in the underlying bed . Moreover the income is not high. 可由于文化水平低,像齐军这样的根本就找不到像样的工作,基本都是在低层卖苦力,而且收入也不高。 So did laboriously for several years, lightened some families' burdens slightly, wants to escape from poverty, but also has a long way to go. 如此辛辛苦苦干了几年,也就稍微减轻了一些家里的负担而已,想要脱贫,还有很长的路要走。 By chance, making simultaneous/uniform army know in this world also had hears Pishi such rare and beautiful flowers occupation, although this occupation one hear felt the nausea, but compared the poor fearfulness, heard that what others' fart was considered as? 一个偶然的机会,让齐军知道了这个世界上还有闻屁师这样的奇葩职业,尽管这职业一听就觉得恶心,但相比起贫穷的可怕,闻别人的屁算得了什么？ The sentence is not exaggerating, if the reward is enough , helping others *** even eats the excrement directly, are many are the person must register. 说句不夸张的,要是报酬足够的话,帮别人***甚至是直接吃屎,都多得是人要报名。 simultaneous/uniform army then settled on the high income of this rare and beautiful flowers occupation, therefore he then does everything possible understood that this occupation, is thinking how can become occupation hears Pishi. 齐军便看中了这个奇葩职业的高收入,于是他便想方设法的去了解这个职业,想着怎么样才能成为一名职业闻屁师。 Hard work pays off, with the efforts of simultaneous/uniform army, finally when he was 24 years old, became occupation hears Pishi honorably. 功夫不负有心人,在齐军的努力下,终于在他24岁那一年,光荣成为了一名职业闻屁师。 Is becoming hears Pishi in the four years, every month 20,000-30,000 „high quota” income, completely changed their family's destiny. 在成为闻屁师这四年来,每月20,000-30,000的“高额”收入,彻底改变了他们一家人的命运。 Now, two years ago, the native place built the village being able to stand in line number pretty house, two younger brothers were also arranged the outlet by him, the younger sister under his support, becomes in the village the first university student. 如今,两年前,老家盖了全村都排得上号的漂亮房子,两个弟弟也都被他安排了出路,妹妹更是在他的支持与鼓励下,成为了村里第一个大学生。 simultaneous/uniform army, suddenly becomes the celebrity in village. 齐军,一举成为了村里的名人。 However, because of this occupation extremely rare and beautiful flowers, simultaneous/uniform army does not dare to tell the family member until now, only said is when outside works, met one to regard as important his boss, now he is helping the boss work. 不过,因为这个职业太过奇葩,齐军直到现在都不敢跟家人说,只说是在外面打工的时候,遇到了一个看重他的老板,现在他是在帮老板做事。 His parents as well as younger brother younger sister naturally believes in firmly to his words, now the village knows that he outside with a big boss, month of the income of having tens of thousands dollars. 他的父母以及弟弟妹妹对他的话自然是深信不疑,现在全村都知道他在外面跟了个大老板,一个月有几万块钱的收入。 Face that is the big drop has. 面子那是大大滴有。 This matter concealed the truth unable to hide the truth from first for a while, simultaneous/uniform army is also worried the occupation that now at the appointed time he was engaged in exposed, then died on the society in the village. 只是,这种事情瞒得了一时瞒不了一世,齐军现在也担心到时他从事的职业暴露出来,然后在村里就社死了。 Especially this period of time, the parents urge the marriage to urge quite tightly. 尤其是这段时间,父母催婚催得比较紧。 Because their village is also continuing the beforehand marriage tradition, that is in the family/home the brother and sister are many, the marriage must from big to small, he as the family/home eldest child, he does not marry, his two younger brothers are unmarriageable with the younger sister. 因为他们村还延续着以前的婚嫁传统,那就是家里兄妹多的,结婚都是要从大到小一个个来,他作为家里的老大,他不结婚,那他的两个弟弟跟妹妹就不能结婚。 The younger sister is still studying first does not raise, the key is his two younger brothers, is twenty -year-old young fellow, in addition reads off the nine-year compulsory education, had/left the society, already this/should marriage and having child. 妹妹还在读书先不提,关键是他那两个弟弟,都是二十几岁的小伙,再加上读完九年义务教育之后就出了社会,早就该结婚生子了。 Before several years were in the family/home poor, want to get married, perhaps did not have the miss to be willing to marry their family/home. 之前几年是家里穷,就想是想结婚,恐怕也没有姑娘愿意嫁进他们家。 But since the simultaneous/uniform army become hears Pishi, after helping in the family/home escape from poverty thoroughly, the nearby areas want to marry their girls of Qi to be many. 可自从齐军成为闻屁师,帮助家里彻底脱贫后,十里八乡想嫁进他们齐家的姑娘可就多了。 Especially comes for the matchmaker who simultaneous/uniform army acts as a matchmaker, soon trod the threshold of their family/home broken. 尤其是来替齐军做媒的媒人,都快要把他们家的门槛踏破了。 However, simultaneous/uniform army know oneself matter, for he not society dies, has not looked for the idea of object that side the native place. 然而,齐军自己知道自己的事,他为了不社死,根本就没有在老家那边找对象的想法。 He also tries to look for the partner outside, but looks for the partner really to look at the fate, can have a liking for his miss, he cannot have a liking for others, after all at his present income, there is qualifications of choice. 他在外面也尝试过自己找对象,但找对象真的是要看缘分,看得上他的姑娘,他又看不上人家,毕竟以他现在的收入,也有了挑选的资格了。 Miss but who he can have a liking, others cannot have a liking for him. 可他看得上的姑娘,人家又看不上他。 Miss who because he can have a liking , is quite on the other hand outstanding, others income does not have him to be high, even does not arrive at his 1/3. 因为他看得上的姑娘,相对来说都比较优秀,人家收入是没有他高,甚至不到他的三分之一。 But the girls are not short of manpower to pursue. 但人家姑娘不缺人追。 What if simultaneous/uniform army is engaged is the quite dignified work, that has this income, wants to take that admiring miss definitely to have the opportunity, what a pity he is engaged is „shameful” work. 如果齐军从事的是比较体面的工作,那有这收入,想拿下那个心仪的姑娘肯定是有机会,可惜他从事的是“见不得人”的工作。 hears fart the master, heard the fart that specially others put, this occupation makes money again, does not have the means to attain the floor. 闻屁师啊,专门闻别人放出来的屁,这种职业就是再赚钱,都没办法拿到台面上来说。 simultaneous/uniform army is also helpless, but this matter he cannot demand, can only choose to allow nature to take its course, he now is also in any case young, many 2-3 years look again, are not late. 齐军也无奈,只是这种事他也强求不得,只能选择顺其自然,反正他现在也还年轻,过多2-3年再找,也不算迟。 The only headache, is he does not marry, delays the younger brothers to get married. 唯一头痛的,就是他不结婚,就耽搁弟弟们结婚。 simultaneous/uniform army fooled around together for more than ten years outside, actually the concept had changed, thinks that the marriage really does not need to sort from big to small, he has also mentioned this matter with the parents. 齐军在外面厮混了十几年,其实观念早就改变了,认为结婚真的没必要从大到小排序,他也跟父母提过这个事。 But his parents are the locally born country dwellers, that has not gone far for a lifetime, regarding the tradition of generations leaving behind, that is must resolutely carry out. 可他的父母都是土生土长的农村人,一辈子没出过远门的那种,对于祖祖辈辈留下的传统,那是要坚决执行的。 Most essential is in the village other others is also keeping such tradition same, wants to make them change this concept also is really not matter in one single day. 最关键是村里其他人家也一样保留着这样的传统,想让他们改变这种观念还真不是一朝一夕的事情。