Perhaps people are not possibly literate, but overwhelming majorities are always long the eye long ear. 人们或许可能不识字,但绝大多数总是长眼睛长耳朵的。 Thereupon, operas and various forms of living theaters, it can be said that this world influence most widespread art. The innumerable stories were compiled all kinds of plays, performs in continent each corner repeatedly. Human, dwarf and elf, are the uncivilized nationalities of As for desolated place are so. 于是乎,歌剧、各种形式的舞台剧,可以说是这个世界影响力最为广泛的艺术了。无数的故事被编写成各种各样的剧目,在大陆的各个角落反复上演。人类、矮人、精灵,乃至于荒芜之地的蛮族都是如此。 Except for Titan giant. The main reason estimate was they could not find the enough big stage. 除了泰坦巨人。主要的原因估计是他们找不到足够大的舞台。 The content of story, then fully showed the different race thought and cultures and yearned. 故事的内容,则充分地展现了不同种族的思想、文化和向往。 For example the elf, in their plots has human at least one secretly clear forests forever, the final result is human is certainly executed. The drama that even if cannot hit with the human eight bamboo poles also has. 例如精灵,他们的剧情里永远有至少一个偷偷砍伐森林的人类,最后的结果一定是人类被处决。哪怕是跟人类八竿子打不着的爱情剧也有。 For example the dwarf, in their lines is flooding various bad languages. Forever the false elves and have a human that wants to steal their buried treasure. 例如矮人,他们的台词里充斥着各种脏话。永远有一个虚伪的精灵和有一个想要偷盗他们宝藏的人类。 For example human. In the state of human, the main plays generally are the oratorio and knight play. The oratorio was needless saying that this has the plays of Holy Synod subsidization, mainly to publicize great of holy spirit. As for knight play, then has the subsidization of aristocrat generally. The leads generally are some knight, generally will cut to turn 12 Evil Dragons, or 1-2 lich, then marry to go home a princess. Although people do not understand why the Evil Dragon and lich like kidnapping the princess, but can kidnap 1-2 is not? Otherwise after the knight defeated the villain, whom marries? 例如人类。在人类的国度,最主要的剧目一般是圣剧、骑士剧。圣剧就不用说了,这是有教廷资助的剧目,主要是为了宣扬圣灵的伟大。至于骑士剧,则一般有贵族的资助。主角一般是某个骑士,一般会砍翻一两条恶龙,或者1-2巫妖,然后把一位公主娶回家。虽然人们并不明白恶龙和巫妖为什么那么喜欢绑架公主,但总要绑架1-2不是？不然骑士打败了反派之后娶谁？ Un? Did you say the devil?, The devil is not the villain of oratorio, although makes out of whole cloth, but also has tasteful. 嗯？你说恶魔？不不不,恶魔是圣剧的反派,虽然都是瞎编,但也是有讲究的。 Naturally, sometimes the villain of knight play also possibly is human. This also has tasteful. For example in Kingdom of Isaac, if the villain in story is human, was the kings in next door Allen kingdom has not run generally. The intense rivalries of these two countries are well-established, must fight one almost every 100 years. This has in the situation that the church mediated. Without hits what to do? Naturally digs to put in the stage from the tomb the soldier of opposite party to kill again repeatedly. 当然,有时候骑士剧的反派也可能是人类。这也是有讲究的。例如在以撒王国,如果故事里的反派是人类,那么一般就是隔壁艾伦王国的国王没跑了。这两个国家的恩怨情仇源远流长,几乎每100年就要打一架。这还是有教会调停的情况下。没得打的时候怎么办？当然是把对方的士兵从坟墓里挖出来放到舞台上再反复打死咯。 Some people have counted, every year dies the Allen kingdom soldier at least 10 million in Kingdom of Isaac living theater, this battles several thousand years of compared with them ten times that died in battle the total also many. That side your conceivable Allen kingdom situation is also so. 有人统计过,每年死在以撒王国舞台剧里的艾伦王国士兵至少有一千万,这比他们交战几千年阵亡总数的十倍还多。你可以想象艾伦王国那边的情况也是如此。 Moreover these plays have the both sides royal family to subsidize. 而且这些剧目都是有双方王室资助的。 Although these play majority stem from the third-class screenwriter's hand, is illogical, the plot incomprehensible nonsense, the performance of actor is also irregular and has nothing worthwhile, but obviously, to the average person, especially to the influence of the world cognition insufficiently perfect person is huge. Even sometimes to molding their values plays the essential role. 虽然这些剧大多数都出自三流编剧之手,逻辑混乱,剧情狗屁不通,演员的表演也是参差不齐、乏善可陈,但显然,对一般人,特别是对世界认知不够健全的人的影响力还是巨大的。甚至有时候对塑造他们的价值观起到了关键的作用。 For example Gray, can converge this kind at present. He as if opened the front door of new world. 例如格雷,眼下就可以归为这一类了。他仿佛打开了新世界的大门。 When sees the lead by breaking an engagement, Gray was excited, he is whipping the tea table angrily! 当看到主角被退婚的时候,格雷激动了,他愤慨地拍打着茶几！ When saw that the lead the second generation of rich insults, Gray was also excited, he wishes one could to rush to punch his! 当看到主角被富二代欺辱的时候,格雷又激动了,他恨不得奔上去揍丫的一顿！ When sees the lead finally counterattack, Gray and excited, is excited screamed! 当看到主角终于逆袭的时候,格雷又又又激动了,激动得尖叫！ When saw that the lead loses recalls, Gray regrets says to be always talking about to keep. 当看到主角失忆的时候,格雷惋惜得叨叨念个不停。 In brief, various repertoires, the pits of various dog blood, Gray did not draw all steps on. Yes, all stepped on. This world will perhaps not have another such audience who is easily swindled. Simply is the gospel of screenwriters. 总之,各种套路,各种狗血的坑,格雷一个不拉地全踩了。是的,全踩了。这个世界恐怕不会有另一个这么好骗的观众了。简直就是编剧们的福音。 black cat has the yawn in one side reluctantly. 黑猫在一旁懒懒地打哈欠。 „Really does not understand that attractively what has, don't you just now propose to be rejected? How not to look that you are so excited?” “真不明白有什么好看的,你不也才刚求婚被拒绝吗？怎么没看你这么激动呢？” „Well? Probably.......” Gray turn head looked to the stage, said: „Am I the lead of being destined?” “咦？好像是哦。难道说……”格雷回头望向了舞台,说道:“我就是命中注定的主角？” The black cat two eyeballs have not fallen. 黑猫两只眼珠子差点没掉下来。 ...... …… Gregory Family mansion. 格鲁格鲁家的府邸。 At this moment, declining Gray to propose actually to experience suffering suffering Shelley as in immersing in the sadness, kept crying, but the location changed the hall from own bedroom. Count Gregory sits in side looks, is holding in the mouth the tobacco pipe. 此时此刻,拒绝格雷求婚却受尽了委屈的雪莱依旧在沉浸在悲伤之中,哭个不停,只不过场地从自己的卧室换到了大厅。格鲁格鲁伯爵就坐在旁边看着,叼着烟斗。 „Grandfather, you cannot the ignores he insult your pitiful granddaughter, you must help your granddaughter want the justice! This concerns our Gregory Family face countenance! Cannot consider as finished!” “爷爷,你不能放任他就这么欺辱您可怜的孙女,你要帮您的孙女讨回公道！这关乎我们格鲁格鲁家的颜面！绝不能就这么算了！” Shelley said excitedly that the air/Qi must almost unable to breathe. However, Count Gregory has not actually as if cared. 雪莱说得激动,气都要差点喘不上来了。然而,格鲁格鲁伯爵却似乎并没有那么在意。 He shrugged saying: „Then my pitiful granddaughter, you thought how I should do?” 他摊了摊手道:“那么我可怜的孙女,你觉得我应该怎么做呢？” „Mobilizes your army, hits him!” “调动您的部队,把他打一顿！” „Obviously this is not possible. At this time transferred the army to act to Gray, was almost equal to Becher declares war. They are making with the royal family are heavily engaged, we should not go to this beach turbid water.” “显然这是不可能的。这时候调动军队对格雷出手,几乎等同于向贝希尔家宣战。他们正跟王室闹得不可开交呢,我们不应该去蹚这滩浑水。” „That...... that we exert pressure on Becher! If they do not punish Gray, we do not support them!” “那……那我们对贝希尔家施压！如果他们不处罚格雷,我们就不支持他们！” „Therefore they punish Gray, did we support them? This is worse. I feared that I proposed this idea, Eirene that small girl will smile to make noise.” “所以他们处罚格雷,我们就支持他们了？这更糟糕。我怕我提出这种想法,依琳那个小丫头会笑出声来。” „That what to do?” Shelley wipes tears to sob. “那怎么办？”雪莱抹着眼泪哽咽。 „You can choose to comply with his proposing, didn't this understand him truly to propose to you to all personal testimonies? All issues were solved.” Saying, Count Gregory lets go. “你可以选择答应他的求婚,这样不就向所有人证明了他确实向你求婚了吗？所有的问题都解决了。”说着,格鲁格鲁伯爵又是一摊手。 „”, Shelley cried hard. “哇”的一声,雪莱哭得更厉害了。 „Good good, the grandfather cracks a joke.” Count Gregory can only comfort to say hastily: „You should think that solves with your method, don't you excel at this aspect very much?” “好吧好吧,爷爷开玩笑的。”格鲁格鲁伯爵只能连忙安慰道:“你应该想想用你的方法去解决,你不是很擅长这方面吗？” Shelley is looking at own grandfather. 雪莱怔怔地望着自己的爷爷。 „You have so many pursuers, you can consider to mobilize them, making them try to find the solution. Even if they were defeated, still with you irrelevant not? Always do not think begin, this is not our Gregory Family tradition. Even if kills people, your hand has grasped the blade, still the association/will is stained with the blood. Do you want to be stained with the blood?” “你有那么多追求者,你可以考虑发动他们,让他们去想办法。就算他们失败了,也跟你无关不是吗？不要老想着自己动手,这可不是我们格鲁格鲁家的传统。就算是杀人,你的手握过刀,也总会沾到血。你想沾血吗？” Shelley shakes the head dull. 雪莱呆呆地摇了摇头。 „Does not want to be stained with the blood, does not want to begin. Understood? This is our Gregory Family style.” “不想沾血,就千万不要自己动手。明白吗？这才是我们格鲁格鲁家的风格。” Shelley nods dull. 雪莱呆呆地点了点头。 „Ok, how nothing returned to the room to think to cope with him well. Earlier rests also good. Goes.” Saying, Count Gregory beckons with the hand, was a seeing a visitor out attitude. “好了,没什么事情就回房去好好想想怎么对付他吧。或者早点睡也行。去吧。”说着,格鲁格鲁伯爵摆了摆手,就是一副送客的态度了。 Helpless, pitiful Shelley has to salute suffering, turns around to leave. 无奈,可怜的雪莱只好委屈地行了礼,转身离开。 Returns to own room, really cannot think that any good way, to decide to listen to the grandfather, tomorrow will call own pursuer. 回到自己的房间,实在想不到什么好办法,只好决定听爷爷的,明天召集自己的追求者。 „Tests their times arrived, not? Now first sleeps, recuperates the spirit! Tomorrow kills that Gray!” Shelley said panting in indignation. “考验他们的时候到了,不是吗？现在先睡觉,养好精神！明天弄死那个格雷！”雪莱气呼呼地说。 ...... …… Probably two hours, «Knight Becoming a useful adult Guide Sequel» developed. black cat thinks that should go back, finally Gray then looked at next «Formidable To fight Evil Dragon». Therefore, is two hours. 大概两个钟头,《骑士成材指南续集》就演完了。黑猫以为该回去了,结果格雷又接着看了下一场《勇者斗恶龙》。于是,又是两个钟头。 „! Sees not to have, ‚sacrifice’! The leads are saving his partners!” “哇！看到没有,‘牺牲’！主角在拯救他的伙伴们！” „This was ‚honest’ is not wrong! The leads endured the seduction, did not bow to evil lich!” “这是‘正直’没有错了！主角抵受住了诱惑,坚决不向邪恶的巫妖低头！” „Wait, does the formidable fight the Evil Dragon to have lich? Manages his.” “等等,勇者斗恶龙怎么会有巫妖？管他的呢。” „Oh! How he can like this! This is violates the knight to pledge!” “天哪！他怎么能这样！这是违反骑士誓言的！” „This dragon looks that is very evil!” “这头龙看着就很邪恶！” black cat wants to tell him: „What you want to take a look at to be true evil? You pick the helmet and that's the end.” 黑猫很想告诉他:“你想看看什么叫真正的邪恶吗？你把头盔摘下来就是了。” Naturally, said that this words are crooked lich that to buttocks cannot find the way, obviously has no significance. 当然,说这种话对一只屁股已经歪得找不着北的巫妖来说,显然已经没什么意义了。 The ticket of theater boss sold insanely, he dares to vouch, since this year, but also had no one is so full. He even started to sell the standing-room ticket. Even the standing-room ticket sitting the ticket is more valuable. Because in the corner of stage surrounding has several places can see Gray compartmented, now there is filled with the person. 剧院老板的票卖疯了,他敢打包票,今年以来,还没有任何一场这么爆满的。他甚至都开始卖站票了。甚至站票比坐票还值钱。因为舞台外围的角落里有几个地方是能看到格雷的隔间的,现在那里都挤满了人。 Gray watches the play, but the audience is visiting him. 格雷看着剧,而观众则都在看着他。 Until the theater closed, Gray leaves longingly. 直到剧院关门了,格雷才恋恋不舍地离开。 The boss in theater closely is shaking the hand of Gray, for a very long time cannot. When knows Gray tomorrow evening, almost kneels down to shout the father. Other audience struggle to shake hand with Gray, the actor who on the contrary is the living theater was treated coldly the one side completely, seems like this play is Gray develops is the same. 剧院的老板紧紧地握着格雷的手,久久不能自己。当知道格雷明天晚上还来的时候,差点跪下喊爸爸。其他观众更是争着跟格雷握手,反倒是舞台剧的演员全部被冷落到了一旁,就好像这剧是格雷演的一样。 „Has such good place, why didn't you tell me earlier? I discovered that I comprehended finally true meaning that works as the knight! Had the new understanding of the knight spirit!” “有这么好的地方,你为什么不早点告诉我呢？我发现我终于领会了当骑士的真谛！对骑士精神有了新的认识！” „, Right?” “哦,是吗？” „I decided that must become them such by the knight who the person respects!” “我决定要成为他们那样受人敬仰的骑士！” „Now entire White City most receives the knight who respects is you, how do you also want?” “现在整个白城最受敬仰的骑士就是你了,你还想怎么样？” „This different. I have the disparity with them! Wait, is this ‚courteous’? I endured innermost feelings ‚arrogantly’ did the seduction, complete a knight's energetic sublimation while convenient?” “这不一样。我跟他们还是有差距的！等等,这算不算‘谦恭’？我抵受住了内心‘自大’的诱惑,顺便完成了一次骑士精神的升华？” „Yes, you said very right, you said right.” black cat snorts contemptuously. “是的,你说得很对,你说的都对。”黑猫嗤之以鼻。 Starting time, Gray shouted one loudly: „! Tenedos!” 上马的时候,格雷高声喊了一句:“出发吧！特内达斯！” skeletal horse as if found the intimate friend to be the same, raises the horse's hoof long hiss. Everyone looked toward here. 骨马仿佛找到了知音一般,扬起马蹄长长地嘶了一声。所有人都朝这边望了过来。 „I could not have waited for morning sun to raise tomorrow! The new battle path is waiting for us!” These words resounded through half White City. “我已经等不及明天朝阳升起了！新的征途在等着我们！”这句话响彻了半个白城。 black cat felt that the face lost completely, the audience who side surrounded actually applauded in abundance. 黑猫感觉脸都丢尽了,旁边围观的观众们却纷纷鼓掌。 Squats looks at Gray in the roof from afar, the masculine angel whispered silently: „You said, this only lich can be insane?” 蹲在屋顶远远地看着格雷,男性天使默默地嘀咕了一句:“你说,这只巫妖会不会已经疯了？” „Is a bit like. But this insane law I have never seen.” The female angel replied. “有点像。可是这种疯法我从未见过。”女性天使回答道。 ...... …… In any event, Gray White City life first day , did not end next day. 无论如何,格雷白城生活的第一天,哦不,第二天就这么结束了。 Gray opened a new monster to live, White City welcomed one in history „greatly” knight. 格雷开启了一段新的妖生,白城则迎来了一位有史以来最“伟大”的骑士。 As for black cat, its nightmare just started. Because Gray no longer is the midnight looks that «Knight Becoming a useful adult Guide» looked at „Kekeke” to smile was simple, he even also one then one developed in the room from beginning to end everywhere. Flips through the book while develops. But black cat must be forced to act the villain, sometimes or, must act the rescued princess. 至于黑猫,它的噩梦才刚刚开始。因为格雷不再是半夜看着《骑士成材指南》看得“嘎嘎嘎”笑那么简单了,他甚至还自己在房间从头到尾一遍接着一遍地演。一边翻书一边演。而黑猫则要被迫扮演反派,或者喽啰,有时候还要扮演被救的公主。 The volume...... thinks to fall the goosebumps. In brief, is very ashamed, did not describe. 额……想想都掉鸡皮疙瘩。总之,十分羞耻,就不描述了。 Right, Shelley. She just awoke with a start, because dreams in the flock of sheep to have Gray that is throwing over the sheepskin. 哦对,还有雪莱。她刚刚吓醒了,因为梦见羊群里有一只披着羊皮的格雷。