LLCA :: Volume #1

#57: This is a wrong answer


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Qinglongxia. 青龙峡。 Because the planned economy and key development, unvisited Qinglongxia turned into the much visited house scenic area. 因为计划经济和重点开发,原来人迹罕至的青龙峡变成了人头涌涌的风景区。 Especially the holiday, the person must look at a toe difficult degree simply continually. In the Qinglongxia entrance, before , once left uncultivated, because now the economic tide rebuilt the small town, is called class/flow Jin Town. 尤其是节假日,人多得简直连看一眼脚趾头都困难的程度。在青龙峡入口,有一个以前曾经荒废掉,但现在因为经济大潮又重建起来了的小镇,叫做流金镇。 The name of class/flow Jin Town originated from the ancient legend, the specific year cannot test, but before handing down, had an emperor, when fighting among rivals for the throne to aspire to seize Nine Provinces, was defeated by the powerful opponent, escaped, leading the belt/bring subordinate remnant army rout to arrive in Dongshan, was utterly isolated shortly, the army must perish, the emperor was dejected, prepares to finish oneself life in the way of suiciding. Accident of sorts, when this emperor lifts the sword preparation suicides, raises the head looks at the sky, saw the real dragon that the tribulation flies upwards in the storm of thunder and lightning crash unexpectedly. Real dragon secret divulging, the tribulation is for fear that defeated, then made a transaction with this emperor on own initiative, it bestows in the sword of this emperor emperor, turns into gold sand the sand of Qinglongxia river valley both banks, to receive in exchange emperor life-long conservative secret. 流金镇的名字来源于古代的神话传说,具体年份不可考,但相传以前有个皇帝,在逐鹿中原问鼎九州时,被强大的对手击败,一路逃命,率带部下残军溃败到东山,眼看四面楚歌,大军就要灭亡,皇帝心灰意冷,准备以自刎的方式结束自己的性命。机缘巧合,在这位皇帝举剑准备自刎之际,仰首一看天空,竟然在雷电交加的暴风雨中看见了正在度劫飞升的真龙。真龙生怕天机泄漏,度劫失败,便主动与这位皇帝作了个交易,它赐于这位皇帝天子之剑,又将青龙峡河谷两岸的沙子变成金沙,以换取皇帝终生保守秘密。 The emperor complied. 皇帝答应了。 The real Long'an heart tribulation is successful, flies upwards to go. 真龙安心地度劫成功,飞升而去。 But the sword of emperor is at this moment fully-confident in the emperor of hand, not dead will, he puts in order the routed troop again, according to Dongshan Qinglongxia is the base, gold everywhere to make the capital, sought the virtue with high pay, prepared for war, quick weapons entirely foot/enough, eight side Laitou, the emperor beat the opponent good finally, reached the great treasure...... this secret before the emperor just before the end, he told meets the crown prince. After the crown prince takes over the position of emperor, having the feeling person of father's generation undertaking is difficult, therefore secret father sword of sovereign and emperor with burying in Qinglongxia somewhere underground secret palace, names as Qinglongxia person of father's generation's place of the gain of fame and fortune and class/flow golden river. 而天子之剑在手的皇帝此刻信心百倍,再无死志,他重新收整溃兵,据东山青龙峡为基地,将遍地的黄金以作资本,重金求贤,招兵买马,很快兵甲俱足,良将八方来投,最后皇帝击败对手,荣登大宝……这个秘密直到皇帝临终前,他才告诉接位的太子。太子接任皇帝之位后,有感父辈创业艰苦,于是秘密将父皇以及天子之剑同葬于青龙峡某处地下秘宫之内,又将父辈的这个发迹之地命名为‘青龙峡’和‘流金河’。 The legend turns over to the legend, but the township near Dongshan his villagers accept as true all, the innumerable god stick ghost woman often borrows name of dragon God the descending to earth to pray for rain, deceives the follower. 传说归传说,但东山附近的乡俚村民无不信以为真,无数的神棍鬼婆更常借龙神下凡之名求雨,蒙骗信徒。 Convulsion age. 抽风年代。 In Qinglongxia all was destroyed. 青龙峡里面所有的一切都被破坏掉。 Arrived the economic tide one, put down the temple that eliminates, mushroom growth braves, each one declared that they are the emperor meet the Longbao place. Naturally, what Qinglongxia is most famous is not a temple, but is class/flow golden river sees to worry the aquatic drift of that important place in the ghost. 到了经济大潮一来,原来扫平清除掉的庙宇,又雨后春笋般冒出来,个个都宣称他们才是皇帝遇龙宝地。当然了,青龙峡最出名的并不是庙宇,而是流金河在鬼见愁那一段险要地点的水上漂流。 Because wanders the tourist who thrillingly brings, flowed Jin Town to build up a series of adequate and systematic services. 因为惊险漂流带来的游客,流金镇建起了一系列的配套服务。 For example a bar street, ethnic customs hall, South American Samba holiday revelry square, European and US very soon based in magic performance circus troupe wait wait/etc. etc.. 比如酒吧一条街,民族风情馆,南美桑巴假日狂欢广场,还有欧美俄常驻魔术表演马戏团等等等等。 Many once arrived at the overseas have studied in the rabbit people to joke, sees the density of foreigner in class/flow Jin Town, are not less than San Francisco. Although the fact is not exaggerating, but washes Jin Town indeed to have foreigner street that’ does not become famous, the pattern is similar to the overseas Chinatown, extremely individual does five even saying that this foreigner street is actually the foreign settlement of new times. 许多曾经到国外留学过的兔民开玩笑说,在流金镇这个地方看见洋人的密度,不比旧金山少。事实虽然没那么夸张,但淘金镇的确有条不成名的‘洋人街’,模式就跟国外的唐人街差不多,极个别的自干五甚至称这洋人街其实就是新时代的租界。 Mister, your vehicle cannot stop here, this parking lot is the foreign guest special-purpose.” East the forest has not driven, made a security blocking. “先生,你的车子不能停在这里,这个停车场是外宾专用的。”林东还没有驶进来,就让一个保安给拦住了。 I am a foreign guest!” Im Dong-il palm of the hand pulls out on the face of opposite party. “我就是外宾!”林东一巴掌抽在对方的脸上。 Yes, unusual regret, I have not given to recognize you!” Here security quality is high, on the face suffered a palm of the hand, without the half a point is discontented, but also 90 degrees bow, the most important thing is, he understands several languages. Apologized when to the forest east, because seized does not permit east the forest is the big universe country big mud bang country's, was used together this two countries languages to apologize, finally east being very afraid forest was unsatisfied, but also used the standard English to supplement. “是,非常的抱歉,我没有把您给认出来!”这里的保安素质非常高,脸上挨了一巴掌,没有半分不满,还九十度鞠躬,最重要的是,他懂得多国语言。给林东道歉时,因为捉不准林东是大宇宙国还是大泥轰国的,连用了这两国语言来道歉,最后深怕林东不满意,还用了标准的英语来补充。 „......” East forest pulled out a beautiful blade, the security raises both hands immediately respectfully, the gratitude incomparably received, when the smile on that face stacking, drew in customers the enthusiasm more inexpensive than the stand street female, looks at east the forest at heart one to be bored intermittently. “……”林东掏出一张美刀,保安立即恭敬地抬高双手,感激无比地接过,那脸上堆起的笑容,比站街女拉客时的热情还要廉价,看得林东心里一阵阵腻味。 When the lackey is so happy? 当奴才真的这么爽? However, east the forest will not prevent others' interest and hobby! 不过,林东也不会阻止别人的兴趣和爱好! He throws to this security the car(riage) key, oneself are called SuperTime bar to walk to side one swaggering. 他把车钥匙抛给这个保安,自己大摇大摆地向旁边一间叫做‘SuperTime’酒吧走去。 In the bar is completely the revelry crowd, many are the foreigner , some black hair men and women, the heavy metal music is bombing the tympanum of people always, crazy DJ is ordinary like the lunatic, is swinging the head, once for a while sends out a scream, triggers the following waving response. 酒吧里尽是狂欢的人群,多是洋人,也有少量黑发男女,重金属的音乐无时不刻地轰炸着人们的耳鼓,疯狂的DJ就像疯子一般,摇着脑袋,时不时发出一声尖叫,引发下面舞动者的回应。 „, Was too cool!” The bar was filled with the person, east the forest drinks the muddleheaded fellow to carry one, with throwing trash such, throws the corner to go that fellow, sits again calm. The surrounding person starts to visit him very much surprisedly, afterward the discovery was a big handsome fellow, the makings is entirely different from the ordinary rabbit people, at present one bright, raising glass expressed support, had extremely some people even to blow the whistling. “哇,太酷了!”吧台坐满了人,林东把一个喝得稀里糊涂的家伙拎起来,就跟扔垃圾那样,把那家伙扔到角落去,再淡定地坐下来。周围的人开始很惊讶地看着他,后来发现是个高大的帅哥,气质跟普通兔民大不相同,不禁眼前一亮,纷纷举杯表示支持,有极个别的人甚至吹起了口哨。 What drinks?” The service person of bar hurries greeting. “喝点什么?”吧台的服务员赶紧过来招呼。 One cup of water.” East the forest pats a beautiful blade: I must look for Donald, moreover is immediately.” “一杯水。”林东又将一张美刀拍出来:“我要找唐纳德,而且是马上。” Why don't you make his cell phone?” The quality of service person was also good, looked at the beautiful blade, looked at east the forest, a belt/bring probe asked. “你为什么不打他的手机?”服务员的素质也不错,看了看美刀,又看了看林东,带点试探地问。 I think you to know, he in fooling around never starting, I do not have the time is not in no mood his is so long in the evening.” East the forest added a beautiful blade toward the bar on again. “我想你知道,他在鬼混的时候从不开机,我没有时间也没有心情等他一个晚上那么久。”林东再往吧台上面添了一张美刀。 300, otherwise it will just be a waste of time.” Service person heart movement. “三百,否则免谈。”服务员心动了。 This is the reward of honest child.” East the forest supplements one, English that he speaks tonight does not bring on the least bit Dongshan accent, very fluent. “这个是诚实孩子的奖励。”林东又追加一张,他今晚所讲的英语就连半点东山口音也不带,非常的流利。 He in the peach Rense's pink recollection hotel, does not let him know that was I says.” The service people said in a low voice, then grasps money with lightning, forces in the pants pocket rapidly, then takes up a cup to scratch, the expression calmly, crosses as if nothing happened. “他在桃伦斯的粉色回忆旅馆,别让他知道是我说的。”服务员低声说了一句,然后用闪电手抓起钱,迅速塞进裤兜里,然后拿起一个杯子来擦,表情若无其事,仿佛什么都没有发生过。 East the forest gave a OK hand signal, turns around to leave natural. 林东做了一个OK手势,潇洒地转身离开。 Service people and other forest east went out, immediately puts down the cup, the companion told that sound you for my a while, transfer behind hurriedly, across the storage room, open the back door, the preparation run to give Donald to disclose secret information. 服务员等林东出门了,马上放下杯子,跟同伴说声‘你替我一会儿’,急匆匆的转入后面,穿过储藏室,打开后门,准备跑去给唐纳德通风报信。 Opens the back door. 一打开后门。 Just found out a head. 刚刚探出一颗脑袋。 The service people discovered that east the forest smiles stands in his front. 服务员就发现林东满脸笑容地站在他的面前。 You definitely thought that I do not know the road, especially comes out to give me to guide right?” East the forest is patting the palm gently, praised the warmheartedness of opposite party vigorously. “你肯定是觉得我不认识路,特地出来给我带路的对吗?”林东轻轻地拍着手掌,大力表扬对方的热心肠。 Damn!” The service person's first response pulls out the spear/gun, he is receiving a small pistol in the pants pocket, but does not wait for him to pull out, the whole person made east the forest raise. East the forest smile, is clear under the moonlight, can map the soul of service person simply: I like the honest child, now, you can have two choices, one, guiding of your little darling ; Second, you start off.” “见鬼!”服务员的第一个反应就是掏枪,他在裤兜里收着一支小手枪,可是不等他掏出来,整个人就让林东提了起来。林东的笑容,在月光下非常清晰,简直能映入服务员的灵魂:“我喜欢诚实的孩子,现在,你可以有两个选择,一,你乖乖的带路;二,你自己一个人上路。” I guide, I guide.” The service people hurry to beg for mercy. “我带路,我带路。”服务员赶紧求饶。 Correct choice.” East the forest puts down him, is that service person in that flash of putting down, the hand pulled out, above were many a pistol. “正确的选择。”林东把他放下,可是那个服务员在放下的那一刹那,手掏了出来,上面多了一支手枪。 The service people lift rapidly the pistol, is pointing at east the forest forehead, his face becomes under the moonlight exceptionally twists, the state of mind is close crazily, he draws the trousers chain suddenly, the insane dog issues the order saying: You kneel down to me immediately, lick my hang greatly......” 服务员把手枪飞速举起来,指着林东的额头,他的脸在月色下变得异常扭曲,精神状态接近疯狂,他忽然一拉裤链,癫狗般发出命令道:“你马上给我跪下,舔我的大吊……” East the forest smiled, a knee hits, only listens to two, two fruits exploded the trash. 林东笑了,一个膝撞,只听啪啪两声,两颗蛋蛋爆成了渣渣。 Hurts the instance that bends down to kneel in the service person. 在服务员疼得俯跪下来的瞬间。 The head of his holding down opposite party. 他按住对方的头。 Gently turns. 轻轻的一扭。 square. 格咯。 A resounding, the head 180 degrees shallowturn of service person, the face of distortion toward the back, the back of the head before, the painful look in pupil stagnated forever. 一声脆响,服务员的脑袋一百八十度大转弯,扭曲的脸朝背,后脑勺在前,瞳孔中的痛苦神色永远地停滞了。 This is the dishonest price.” East the forest uses the tip of the toe to select, the small pistol flies to start: Un, a good toy.” “这是不诚实的代价。”林东用脚尖一挑,小手枪飞入手中:“嗯,一个不错的玩具。” East the forest leaves this dark back lane. 林东离开这条黑暗的后巷。 Arrives is called my Emma Lilian ** hotel. 来到一间名叫我爱玛丽莲的**旅馆。 Brown of onstage sends the girl to look stunned front this also wears the young people of big sunglasses in the evening: Mister, excuse me, we only receive the lover.” 前台的棕发女郎带点错愕地看着面前这个晚上还戴着大墨镜的年轻人:“先生,不好意思,我们只接待情侣。” Originally is this.” East the forest owed the shoulder: It seems like I must look for one tonight ** can come this.” “原来是这样。”林东欠了欠肩膀:“看来我今晚必须找一个**才能来这了。” Is right.” Brown sends girl this time heart to jump fiercely. “是的没错。”棕发女郎此时的心头猛跳。 This handsome fellow do not ask themselves to replace? 这帅哥不是要找自己代替吧? If, oneself are complies or complies? Visits him to be big, the appearance that seems learned very much, tries the new taste also good...... she still to indulge in flights of fancy, east the forest beckons with the hand with a smile: Actually I am look for Donald, I made with their couples, you know, sometimes lived to need the fresh/live thing to make seasoning.” 如果真是,自己是答应呢还是答应呢?看他高高大大的,似乎很有料的样子,试试新口味也好……她还在胡思乱想,林东又笑着摆摆手:“其实我是来找唐纳德的,我跟他们夫妇约好了,你知道,有时候生活需要一点鲜活的东西来做调料一下。” Right? That wished you to have a happy night!” Brown sends the girl, as soon as listens, is very disappointed, but still bloomed reluctantly the smile. “是吗?那祝你有个愉快的夜晚!”棕发女郎一听,好不失望,不过仍然勉强绽放出笑脸。 Plays together?” East the forest offers a sacrifice to the beautiful blade big law, the gold tooth, if knows that own beautiful blade was spent freely by his carelessly, it is estimated that will hide in the restroom cries to choke with sobs. “一起玩吗?”林东又祭出美刀大法,金牙如果知道自己的美刀被他这样胡乱挥霍,估计会躲在厕所里哭得泣不成声的。 Next time!” Brown sends the girl actually already the heart movement, she also wants to join plays together, because needs to look at the shop, stemming from the professional quality, making her have to reject this attractive proposition. She looks the small fresh meat that regrettably this almost arrives in port, in sneaks off at present like this, cannot bear curses one in a low voice, damn evening class, why everyone in amusement , but can oneself also for pitiful wage working overtime? When god knows can meet this to be graceful again and men of many gold/metal, is really damn! “下次吧!”棕发女郎其实已经心动,她也很想加入一起玩,不过因为需要看店,出于职业素质,让她不得不拒绝这个诱人的提议。她遗憾地看着这个几乎到口的小鲜肉,就在眼前这样溜走,忍不住低声诅咒一句,该死的晚班,为什么所有人都在玩乐,都在嗨,而自己还要为了一点可怜的薪水加班呢?天知道什么时候才能再遇见一个这样又帅又多金的男人,真是该死! Four buildings, forest east station before 403 doors. 四楼,林东站在四零三的房门前。 He does not need to ask that the onstage also knows. 他不用问前台也知道。 Because of a source of hatred in which goal here, but makes east the forest feel what is strange, another goal actually in the building, according to the arrangement of following room number should be 512. How does Donald this couple come separatedly? Moreover here is one ** the hotel, Donald and his wife distinguish the appointment simultaneously here oneself **? 因为仇恨之源的其中一个目标就在这里,可是让林东感到奇怪的是,另一个目标却在楼上,按照下面房号的排列应该是五一二。唐纳德这对夫妇怎么分开来住?而且这里是一间**旅馆,难道唐纳德夫妇同时在这里分别约会自己的**? Meow a fan, foreigner relations were also too open! 喵了个迷的,洋鬼子这种关系也太开放了吧! East the forest the curiosity is big immediately, he decides to go to ask, clarifies to understand. 林东顿时好奇心大起,他决定进去问一问,弄个清楚明白。 The invisible hand across the barrier, opens 403 doors from inside directly, silent. The door opened, east the forest like entering own home is so optional. Other thing he does not care, directly soars the subject, before he arrives at the bed, discovered that Madame Donald is yelling hoarsely, but side her, three robust men is also tired the whole body is the perspiration, obviously the fight has come to an end, they are making the final sprint. 无形之手穿过障碍,自里面直接把四零三的房门打开,无声无息。房门开了,林东就像走进自己的家那样随意。别的东西他并不太在意,直奔主题,当他来到床前,发现唐纳德夫人正在声嘶力竭地叫喊着,而在她身边,三条壮汉也累得浑身是汗,显然战斗已经接近尾声,他们正在作最后的冲刺。 Destroys others' natural luck life is very big crime, person who the forest eastern schoolmate will not make that no morals. 破坏别人的性福生活是很大的罪过,林东同学才不会做那种毫无道德的人。 He looks for a chair to sit, opens a book. 他找个椅子坐下来,翻开一本书。 Calmly waits. 静静地等待。 The fight eventually ended, three fierce man (Han) exhausted all strengths, with cutting down big tree, collapses straightly side Madame Donald, the respite sound compared with pulling the bellower must make a sound, but Madame Donald, fish that also like scooped up the shore, is unbending the body, is opening big mouth motionlessly...... 战斗终于结束了,三条猛汉用尽了所有的力气,就跟伐倒的大树似的,直挺挺地瘫倒在唐纳德夫人身边,喘息声比扯风箱还要响,而唐纳德夫人,也像被捞上岸的鱼儿那样,僵直着身子,张着大嘴一动不动…… „.” East the forest thought that was the time chatted, he was about to look at less than half «Life the hand in Not to be able To withstand Light» closes, on the face revealed as far as possible more good intentions, smiled to say well-mannered: Dear Madame Donald, met with you happily once again, if you have free time now, I want to talk to you. Actually I also hope that can have the words to say quickly, settles the matter earlier, does not disturb your tonight's parties as far as possible. Madame Donald, making us start now? The my first issue is, Mr. Donald where? With whom in the same place?” “咳咳。”林东觉得是时候谈谈了,他把手中快看了一小半的《生命不能承受之轻》合上,脸上尽量表露出更多的善意,彬彬有礼地微笑道:“亲爱的唐纳德夫人,非常高兴又一次与你见面,如果你现在有空的话,我想跟你谈一下。其实我个人也希望能够有话快说,把事情早点了结,尽量不打扰你们今晚的派对的。啊,唐纳德夫人,让我们现在开始好吗?我的第一个问题是,唐纳德先生在哪里?和谁在一起?” „......” Madame Donald the psychological quality was slightly bad, saw east the forest, she frightened to scream crazily. “啊……”唐纳德夫人心理素质稍微差了点,看见林东,她吓得疯狂地尖叫起来。 Reply mistake.” East the forest smiles very kindly: „Did I ask finally? Mr. Donald where?” “回答错误。”林东笑得很亲切:“我最后再问一遍?唐纳德先生在哪里?” Killed him!” Madame Donald responded rapidly. “杀了他!”唐纳德夫人迅速反应过来。 Her turns over/stands up to get out of bed, simultaneously fishes out a canine tooth dagger from the pillow under. 她一个翻身下床,同时自枕头底下摸出一支虎牙匕首。 Three ** also the violent jumps, some copy the desk lamp, some move the chair, in a drawer of self nightstand finds by search scissors, devils encircle to the forest. East the forest looked, the knitting the brows head, sighed: This is a wrong answer!” 三个**也暴跳起来,有的抄台灯,有的搬起椅子,还有一个自床头柜的抽屉里抄出一把剪刀,凶神恶煞地围向林东。林东看了,皱皱眉头,叹息一声:“这是个错误的答案!” ; ;
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