In dragon and phoenix Fast-food restaurant. 龙凤快餐店里。 „Packs successfully !” clear/pain Linger this girl packed sack food, the stopper was sprouting the goods the bosom, she held on east the forest arm single-handedly, another small hand directed the landscape like that happy wielded forward, the small appearance looked like the state head Sir especially. “打包成功,出发！”楚灵儿这丫头打包了一大袋食物,塞在萌货的怀里,她自己一手拉住林东的胳膊,另一只小手指点江山那般,欢乐的向前一挥,小模样特像元首大人。 Naturally, is the state head Sirs of few women. 当然了,是少女界的元首大人。 The Sister Xu vision favors to drown visits her, just like sees own daughter. 徐姐目光宠溺地看着她,俨然是看着自己的女儿。 East the forest also takes this small girl not to have the means that is loli, you looked that others do sprout the goods to be clever? 林东也拿这位小丫头没办法,同是萝莉,你看人家萌货多乖？ „Decorates again, the uncle he eats a lot.” Sprouting goods is not only very clever, but also cares about east the forest stomach very much, turns on a bag to go all out toward to install. “再装点,大叔他吃得多。”萌货不但很乖,而且很关心林东的胃,又打开一个袋子拼命往里装。 „Sufficed, we do not need to pack the entire shop. Also where hasn't eaten? At the appointed time buys again and that's the end.” East the forest the perspiration, installs so many much, finally also isn't takes? “够了,我们没必要把整个店打包走。再说哪里没有吃的？到时再买就是了。”林东很汗,装这么多,最后还不是自己来拿？ After looking a taxi sits, the destination that clear/pain Linger says is a zoo. 等找辆出租车坐上去后,楚灵儿说的目的地是动物园。 Zoo? 动物园？ Doesn't reach an agreement to go to the park? 不是说好去公园吗？ Only the child goes to the zoo to be good...... this, a splendid tempting enemy drama started, the director is east the forest the schoolmate, the double female lord, the principal small fresh happy route, the sound content, three views are correct, the sunlight is lively, no counterfeit society also has no vulgar ingredient, but has extremely few evil intentions to sell to sprout/moe the ingredient, does not know that the examination of river crab bureau can pass. 只有小孩子才去动物园好不好……就这样,一场精彩的诱敌大戏开始了,导演是林东同学,双女主,主打小清新欢乐路线,内容健康,三观正确,阳光活泼,无任何影射社会亦无任何低俗成分,只是其中有极少量的恶意卖萌成分,也不知河蟹总局的审批能不能通过。 Because the director is a rookies rookie, therefore boards, play very good clear/pain Linger leads him to develop. 因为导演是一个菜鸟新人,所以一上车,戏很好的楚灵儿就带着他演。 Moe the goods tacit coordination. 萌货默契配合。 „Naturally goes to the zoo? We want to go! The uncle should not be angry, is this, we must go to the zoo to do the questionnaire survey, but the side does not have the Sir to accompany, mother does not let.” clear/pain Linger this girl sits in the back seat, the small head is away from the seat to search, meow native of Singapore unique selling of moe the vision to look at east the forest with one type: „This investigation is the summer vacation work that the grandfather asked us to do, was important, if the uncle did not accompany us to go, we only then went, if will lose contact floating corpse Dongshan Bay is quite possibly pitiful!” “当然是去动物园？我们就是想去嘛！大叔别生气,是这样的,我们要去动物园做个问卷调查,但是身边没大人陪着,妈妈根本不让去。”楚灵儿这丫头坐在后座,小脑袋隔着座位探过来,用一种喵星人特有的卖萌目光看着林东:“这个调查是爷爷拜托我们去做的暑假作业,非常重要,大叔如果不陪我们去,我们只有自己去,万一失联了可能会浮尸东山湾好可怜啊！” „Now outside is fires the spear/gun is losing contact cuts the child, is the good danger, the uncle you accompanies us to walk one!” Moe the goods also to go, she also pledged the condition to the forest east naturally: „At noon I asked you to eat the popsicle to be good.” “现在外面又是打枪又是失联又是砍小孩的,是好危险,大叔你就陪我们走一趟嘛！”萌货也很想去,她还大方地给林东开出了条件:“中午我请你吃雪糕好了。” „Does only popsicle want to buy over me?” East the forest hmph hmph. “区区一根雪糕就想收买我？”林东哼哼。 „Two!” Sprouted the goods to be ready for any sacrifice. “两根！”萌货豁出去了。 „Un......” passes through one to think, temporarily plays east the male main forest the schoolmate to nod assent, was not did not say, his play was very rotten, the expression has not coordinated completely. “嗯……”经过一番深思熟虑,临时饰演男主的林东同学点头同意了,不是不说,他的戏很烂,表情完全没有配合好。 Moe the goods and clear/pain Linger two small girl, as soon as listens to applaud to celebrate, cheers. 萌货与楚灵儿两个小丫头一听击掌相庆,欢呼雀跃。 The taxi driver is a middle-aged uncle. 出租车司机是一位中年大叔。 Wears the big sunglasses. 戴着大墨镜。 He as if likes two lively lovable small girl very much, opens the mouth to say something to smooth things over with very heavy Dongshan accent: „I have a daughter, generally is big with them. She also likes the zoo very much, last week, I also led her to go to the zoo to look at the tiger and lion. Did you say the aquarium? Naturally has, there is quite good, our family there racket many pictures.” 他似乎很喜欢两个活泼可爱的小丫头,用很重的东山口音开口搭讪道:“我有一个女儿,就跟她们一般大。她也很喜欢动物园,上个星期,我还带她去动物园看过老虎和狮子。你说水族馆？当然有去,那里相当不错,我们一家子在那里拍了很多照片。” East the forest has not taken up, his groom's family is actually a flag holder. 林东没有接腔,他这个男方其实就是个跑龙套的。 The lead of this play is the double female lord. 这戏的主角是双女主。 Therefore, clear/pain Linger and sprouted the goods to chat with driver uncle, mentioned zoo many things, any white peacock anything sea lion performance, east the forest found that clear/pain Linger this girl also had the bad custom of automatic additional play , this girl grew up, perhaps was the play tyrant! 于是,楚灵儿和萌货跟司机大叔聊了起来,一路说起动物园许多东西,什么白孔雀什么海狮表演的,林东才发现楚灵儿这丫头还有自动加戏的坏习惯,不得了,这丫头长大了,没准就是个戏霸！ When gets out forest Dhondt gave the driver uncle 100. 下车时林东特地给了司机大叔一百。 Driver uncle accepted happily, but also waves to make farewell speech with two small girl. 司机大叔非常高兴地收下了,还与两个小丫头挥手作别。 Does not leave 50 meters, this driver uncle's smile vanishes, he used the cell phone to press a special number, made a phone call. 离开没有五十米,这位司机大叔的笑脸消失,他用手机按了个特殊的号码,打了一个电话。 „What kind of? Am I fierce? Tried to try, later please call me the talent beautiful young girl!” clear/pain Linger this time expression is complacent, moe the goods also to wink to the forest east, the woman is really the inborn acting in a play expert, no matter the age size is the same. “怎么样？我厉害吧？一试就试出来了,以后请叫我天才美少女吧！”楚灵儿此时的表情洋洋得意,萌货也冲着林东挤眉弄眼的,女人果然是天生的演戏高手,不管年龄大小都一样。 „Good , to continue maintains.” East the forest admires to them the thumb. “不错,继续保持。”林东佩服地给她们个大拇指。 Dongshan Zoo. 东山动物园。 The animal in zoo are actually not many, the present is the economic society, how many animals does the admission ticket of zoo enough raise? Therefore, tiger lion and so on is hungry very thinly, but animal inside recreational facilities are many, has the roller coaster, ferris wheel, the Merry-Go-Round, the dream coffee cup wait wait/etc. etc., naturally the most exciting Jiuqushui chute and has 20 building high jumping from an upper story machines fully. 动物园里的动物其实不多,现在是经济社会,动物园的门票够养几只动物？所以,老虎狮子之类的都饿得很瘦,但动物里面的游乐设施却不少,有过山车、摩天轮、旋转木马、梦幻咖啡杯等等等等,当然还有最为刺激的九曲水滑道和足有二十层楼高的跳楼机。 The forest eastern childhood has also come to here, is the grandmother brings to play. 林东小时候也来过这里,是外婆带来玩的。 At that time played happily, has wanted to come again one time. 当时玩得很高兴,一直想再来一次。 Today but comes again. 可是今天再来。 He discovered that this Dongshan Zoo changed beyond all recognition with the childhood impression simply, in this all things were different. The childhood good memory could not look, in the past that happy scene, like the bubble, had vanished without a trace. 他发现这个东山动物园跟小时候的印象简直面目全非,这里面所有的东西都不一样了。小时候的美好记忆怎么也找不回来,当年那欢乐的场景,就像泡影,早已经消失得无影无踪。 „What's wrong?” Sprouting the goods is quite careful, east the discovery forest mood is a little not slightly right. “怎么啦？”萌货比较细心,发现林东的情绪稍微有点不对。 „All right.” East the forest shakes the head: „We continue to play!” “没事。”林东摇摇头:“我们继续去玩吧！” „Good!” clear/pain Linger listened to be excited, the hand pointed at the jumping from an upper story machine of distant place to draw east the forest in the past: „In the past sat that Uncle, I must sit the jumping from an upper story machine! I must sit the jumping from an upper story machine!” “好！”楚灵儿一听就激动了,手指着远处的跳楼机一个劲地拉着林东过去:“过去坐那个,大叔,我要坐跳楼机！我要坐跳楼机！” Moe the goods the timidness, the Merry-Go-Round does not have the issue, the dream coffee cup is also good, but after sitting the super ferris wheel got down, a little swayed, looked clear/pain Linger must draw her before the jumping from an upper story machine lined up, the calf frightened immediately hits to tremble: „No, I do not sit this! Help, I am quite afraid, no, I do not sit this!” 萌货的胆子很小,旋转木马没问题,梦幻咖啡杯也还好,但是坐完超级摩天轮下来后就有点摇摇晃晃了,一看楚灵儿要拉她到跳楼机前排队,小腿顿时吓得直打哆嗦:“不,我不要坐这个！救命啊,我好害怕,不,我才不要坐这个！” When exchanges flattery and favors to act difficult, two foreigners, a man and a woman, the semblance appearance seems like the foreign visitor, two people take the camera to walk. 在拉拉扯扯闹别扭的时候,两个洋人,一男一女,外表打扮看上去就像是外国游客,两人拿着相机走过来。 East the forest induces in secret, murderous aura also very hidden deeply! 林东暗中感应一下,杀气还隐藏得挺深的嘛！ The level of C level mercenary is different, compared with Fitch of previous that quick ringer must! C级佣兵的水平就是不一样,比上次那个快枪手的费奇要强多了！ His look is invariable, before the hand gives two small girl make, agrees the good cipher, reminding them is careful, the climax came immediately. Two small girl naturally do not know that the opposite party is a killer, but also thinks is among the businesses seeks, in the heart is not flurried, the slight nod , to continue to smile to create a disturbance at the same time. 他的神色不变,手中给两个小丫头做个之前约定好的暗号,提醒她们俩要小心,重头戏马上来了。两个小丫头自然不知道对方是杀手,还以为是商业间谋,心中也不慌乱,微微点头,一边继续嘻笑打闹。 This to foreign couple is gesturing, while in English inquired whether east the forest to help them come a group photo that takes the jumping from an upper story machine as the background. 这对洋夫妇一边打着手势,一边用英语询问林东能否帮他们两个来一张以跳楼机为背景的合照。 East after forest hear, communicates with them in the English of Dongshan accent. 林东听后,用东山口音的英语跟他们沟通起来。 clear/pain Linger hears the small face to tic. 楚灵儿听得小脸直抽抽。 Hurried to rush to receive the camera, at the same time photographed deftly, a piece suspended with the fluent English request opposite party just the gentleman, end also praised to refer to praising the opposite party to smile very happily. Listened to this girl's praise, that male laughing, female pinches her small cheek: „Today is I and Donald marriage tenth anniversary, we also wished you joyful, dear little princess!” 赶紧冲上去接过相机,一边麻利地拍照,一片用流利的英语要求对方摆个甫士,末了还夸指表扬对方笑得很甜蜜。听了这丫头的表扬,那个男的大笑,女的则捏捏她的小脸蛋:“今天是我和唐纳德结婚十周年,我们也祝你快乐,亲爱的小公主！” „Thanks! Wish you to have like this happy time every year!” clear/pain Linger the English is very good, moreover belt/bring Oxford accent. “谢谢！祝你们每年都有这样的甜蜜时刻！”楚灵儿的英语很好,而且还带点牛津腔。 Moe the goods English is also good, can definitely the second kill a Im Dong-il street. 萌货的英语也不错,完全可以秒杀林东一条街。 The foreign couple thanked. 洋夫妇谢过。 Turned around to leave. 转身离开了。 In surface does not have any unusual action. 表面上没有任何异常的举动。 Two small girl look at east the forest, Im Dong-il beckons with the hand: „Now just starts, we first sit the jumping from an upper story machine!” 两个小丫头看着林东,林东一摆手:“现在才刚刚开始呢,我们先去坐跳楼机吧！” His saying, sprouted the goods and clear/pain Linger feels at ease slightly, the small face bloomed the smile. 他这一说,萌货和楚灵儿稍微安心一点,小脸重新绽放出笑容。 Sits the jumping from an upper story machine to get down. 坐完跳楼机下来。 The small girl cow that clear/pain Linger this was fearless does not get up finally, the calf shakes, Im Dong-il hand holds her, it is estimated that could not take a walk. Sprouting the goods is more miserable, before on, follows execution grounds, gets down to look to decapitate with the food market, as for the middle, is the scream. East the forest raises her not to make her fall to the ground softly on, freely comforts: „Good do not cry, sits the jumping from an upper story machine, the courage is actually exercises, now has sat, if will sit the guarantee not to fear that next time again, moreover so exaggeratingly isn't good, you looked that my matter does not have!” 楚灵儿这个本来天不怕地不怕的小丫头终于牛不起来了,小腿直抖抖,要不是林东一手托着她,估计都走不动地了。萌货更惨,上之前就跟上刑场似的,下来跟菜市场看完杀头回来,至于中间,全是尖叫。林东提着她不让她软倒地上,不住地安慰:“好啦别哭啦,坐个跳楼机而已,胆子其实都是锻炼出来的,现在坐过了,要是下次再坐保证就不怕了,而且也没这么夸张好不好,你看我一点事儿没有！” „Uncle......” moe the goods to wipe tears pitiful, clear/pain Linger dies to draw, she does not want to sit this jumping from an upper story machine, was too fearful. “大叔……”萌货可怜兮兮地抹着眼泪,要不是楚灵儿死拉着,她是不想坐这个跳楼机的,太可怕了。 „I am not afraid!” clear/pain Linger this girl quickly gets back, guts was also fat, is forking the waist, the expression that the small nose hmph hmph she is the iron guts train hero, is not right, is the iron guts beautiful young girl! “我一点儿也不害怕！”楚灵儿这丫头很快恢复过来,胆儿又肥了,叉着腰,小鼻子哼哼的表示她就是个铁胆火车侠,啊不对,是铁胆美少女！ When sits the Jiuqushui chute, before three people met, that to incomparably happy Donald and his wife. 去坐九曲水滑道时,三人又遇上了之前那对无比甜蜜的唐纳德夫妇。 Moe the goods to look, is a little anxious, oneself will for fear that expose weaknesses. 萌货一看,有点紧张,生怕自己会露出破绽。 The small hands entrain east the forest not to put secretly. 小手偷偷的拽着林东不放。 East the forest puts out a hand to caress in her top of the head lightly, warm sound comforts saying: „If very tired, I accompanied you outside.” 林东伸手在她的头顶上轻抚一下,温声安慰道:“如果很累,那我陪你在外面等好了。” clear/pain Linger is eventually bolder, the play is also better, she must draw in Im Dong-il to get up to go: „It is not good, Uncle, moe moe she, if tired can a person rest here, our two play a meeting, one meeting, asked you, I want to play this!” 楚灵儿终究大胆些,戏也更好,她非要拉上林东一起去:“不行,大叔,萌萌她要是累了可以一个人在这里休息嘛,我们两个去玩一会,就一会,求你了,我想玩这个！” The small seductress/evil spirit rubs people law skill, although is strong, but cannot the percentage hundred discharge successfully. 小妖精磨人大法这个技能虽强,但也不是能百分百施放成功的。 East the forest looked that moe the goods spirit is not good, miss her unique skill. 林东看萌货精神不好,miss了她的绝招。 He decided that leads two girls to eat the thing. 他决定带两个丫头去吃东西。 Under shift attention. 转移下注意力。 The desserts eat. 甜品一吃。 Moe the negativity before goods to vanish without the trace instantaneously, the vigor of whole person came back. 萌货之前的负面情绪瞬间消失无踪,整个人的活力又回来了。 Donald and his wife seem to have also played tired, coming slowly, looks for a seat to sit, when east the forest looked at the past, but also the smile nods, seemed like very friendly appearance. 唐纳德夫妇似乎也已经玩累了,慢慢的过来这边,找个座位坐下来,当林东看过去,还微笑地点点头,看上去挺友好的样子。 The forest eastern politeness smiles. 林东礼貌一笑。 Also hit a yawn, reminded two girls: „Do not come this to do the questionnaire survey? Do not forget ‚proper business’!” 又打了一个呵欠,提醒两个丫头:“你们不是要来这做问卷调查吗？你们别忘了‘正事’啊！” clear/pain Linger the small tongue has does not have to lick the popsicle suddenly, the small face flatters completely, compared with meow a native of Singapore also meow native of Singapore: „Uncle, before the work, do not put with ease? We first play a happiness, will work to be definitely more effective dull.” 楚灵儿小舌头有一下没一下地舔着雪糕,小脸满是讨好,比喵星人还喵星人:“大叔,工作之前,不是要放轻松吗？我们先玩个痛快,呆会工作起来肯定更有效率。” Moe the goods coordination to propose: „We have that side the aquarium not to go, I looked that side person are especially many, we and other meetings can do the questionnaire survey to that side!” 萌货配合提议:“我们还有水族馆那边没去,我看那边的人特多,我们等会可以到那边做问卷调查的！” „But, I want to play that water slide!” clear/pain Linger also never forgets to the Jiuqushui chute. “可是,我还是想玩那个水滑道啊！”楚灵儿还对九曲水滑道念念不忘。 „Plays that also to queue, is good to trouble, moreover tomorrow we will go to Qinglongxia, there drift dropping variance will be very big, the feeling will be the same.” Moe Qinglongxia that the goods indicate specially, is actually the Qinglongxia ghosts sees to worry that the fervor drift scenic spot of section, the entire journey six kilometers, the total head 120 meters, the highest dropping variance eight meters, big or small dropping variance more than 90, there water current is rapid, the beautiful scenery, the two sides canyon is precipitous, is Dongshan most famous drift paradise, is Dongshan one of the few five A scenic areas. “玩那个还要排长龙,好麻烦,而且明天我们去‘青龙峡’,那里的漂流落差很大,感觉是一样的。”萌货特意指明的青龙峡,其实是青龙峡鬼见愁地段的激情漂流景点,全程六公里,总落差一百二十米,最高落差八米,大小落差约有九十多个,那里水流湍急,风景秀丽,两边峡谷险峻奇伟,是东山最有名的漂流胜地,也是东山这边极少数的五A风景区之一。 „Insufficient time, I am go to that to discuss the business, is not plays.” East the forest immediately opposes: „I have no free time to accompany you two during the daytime, in the evening baked.” “不够时间,我是去那谈生意,不是去玩。”林东立即表示反对:“我白天没空陪你们两个,晚上烧烤得了。” „Others want to play the drift.” clear/pain Linger acts like a spoiled brat is swaying his arm. “人家就是想玩漂流。”楚灵儿撒娇地摇晃着他的手臂。 „It is not good.” East the forest has the sense of principle very much. “不行。”林东很有原则性。 „Uncle asked you, most will take a test with Double Hundred next time, was good!” clear/pain Linger can use the small seductress/evil spirit to rub people law skill anytime and anywhere, looked the effect is not very tangible, with sprouting/moe the goods turns circle around the forest east, runs while shouted: „Wanders, wanders, wanders......” “大叔求你了,最多下次考试拿双百,好不好嘛！”楚灵儿随时随地都可以使用小妖精磨人大法这技能,一看效果不够明显,又与萌货绕着林东转圈,一边跑一边喊:“去漂流,去漂流,去漂流……” Sits hugs in Donald and his wife of neighboring table uninhibitedly in the same place, was saying intimate conversation, two small girl are so restless, has not looked like one toward here. 坐在邻桌的唐纳德夫妇旁若无人地抱在一起,说着悄悄话儿,两个小丫头这么闹腾,也没往这边看来一眼。 Almost lets two small girl extensions fainted east the forest. 差点让两个小丫头转晕了的林东。 Has to surrender. 只好投降。 But the tone has not relaxed completely: „When the time comes looks at the situation, had the time to play, does not have the time even.” 但口气还没完全放松:“到时候看情况,有时间就玩,没时间就算了。” clear/pain Linger and moe goods one hear, immediately cheers, the beautiful young girl battles greatly, succeeds! End two people came hugging of victory! Finally looked the uncle is very pitiful, flatters to collect, one on the left and other on the right, holds on his arm, the small lip surprise attack of powder powder, two seal on his cheeks, issues the good person card to him simultaneously with one voice: „Uncle you were best!” 楚灵儿和萌货一听,立即欢呼起来,美少女大作战,成功！末了两人又来个胜利的抱抱！最后一看大叔挺可怜的,又讨好地凑上来,一左一右,拉住他的胳膊,粉粉的小唇儿突袭,叭叭两口印在他的脸颊上,同时异口同声地给他颁发张好人卡:“大叔你最好了！” The forest eastern feeling effect has achieved, stands, put out a hand to pat their small brains: „Ok, almost resulted, keeps an energy to play tomorrow again, today stops, we went back!” 林东感觉效果已经达到,站起来,伸手拍了拍她们的小脑袋瓜:“好了,差不多得了,留点精力明天再玩,今天到此为止,我们回去了！” Sees the noisy two small girl to draw east the forest to leave, hugs chatty in the same place Donald and his wife expression smiles strangely, gets up paying up to leave. 看见吵吵闹闹的两个小丫头拉着林东离开,腻歪地抱在一起的唐纳德夫妇表情诡异地笑了笑,起来结帐走人。 In the evening goes home. 晚上回到家。 Entered home, clear/pain Linger and moe goods two with collapsing, collapsed on the sofa, for a very long time did not speak. 一进家门,楚灵儿和萌货两个就跟虚脱了似的,瘫倒在沙发上,久久也不说话。 Class leader Sir worried that looks at east the forest, she also thought today's tempting enemy plan fail. 班长大人担心地看着林东,她还以为今天的诱敌计划失败了。 The forest eastern mood raises up a thumb excellently. 没想到,林东心情极好地竖起个大拇指。 This praises two small girl especially. 这是特地表扬两个小丫头的。 „, I announced, today's beautiful young girl battles greatly, attains greatly successfully!” East the forest such a saying, two small girl infused the brand-new vigor immediately, clears off wearily instantaneously, stands to jump and shout, regarding today's extraordinary display, they do not have to think oneself will have the so outstanding performance...... “啊,我宣布,今天的美少女大作战,大获成功！”林东这么一说,两个小丫头顿时又注入了全新的活力,疲倦瞬间一扫而光,站起来又跳又喊,对于今天的超常发挥,就连她们自己也没想到自己会有如此出色的表现…… ; ;