LSD :: Volume #5

#494: The elbow turns outward


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Old He air/Qi very much. 老何很气。 Very rare old man chatted sends the youngster to be crazy, installed bi with the little friend time, the result has not waited to install to receive the tail agily, was backhanded to pull out all of a sudden by others...... 很难得的老夫聊发少年狂,跟小朋友装一次哔,结果没等装利索收好尾,就被人家反手一下子抽回来…… That feeling, the acid is crisp. 那感觉,酸爽的。 Was not excellent has gotten out of the way far away, went back to look for the gathering place again is a little mean-spirited? 不过人都已经走开老远了,再回去找场子是不是有点小气? It is not a little, loses face very much. 不是有点,是很丢份儿。 Old He can only clench teeth, treats as does not know, treats as nothing happened, having a lot of sulks to return to front. 老何只能咬着牙,当做不知道,当做什么都没有发生,带着一肚子闷气回到前面。 Finally just sat down is ridiculed by the old friend. 结果刚坐下就被老友嘲笑了。 All day long hits the wild goose, today was pecked the eye by the small family/home bird, how feels ah?” “终日打雁,今儿被小家雀啄了眼,感觉如何?” Old He looks uncomfortable, cold snort/hum: Small family/home bird?! Boy from now on compared with your awesome!” 老何不爽回望,冷哼一声:“小家雀?!那小子今后准比你牛哔!” Fat old man hā hā smiles, not half a point obstruction. 胖老头哈哈一笑,并无半分芥蒂。 Compared with me? That is good deed ah! Can blow you, can protect my niece, I happily also without enough time!” “比我强?那是好事!镇得住你,又护得住我侄女,我开心还来不及呢!” You......” “你……” Old He was actually choked has almost not had chest pains while breathing. 老何却被噎得差点没岔气。 In the past bickered, no one can win him. 往常斗嘴,没人能赢他。 Today Wang Yan appears, who can take the opportunity to sexually harass several, special must endure, was simply depressed. 今天一个汪言横空出世,谁都能借机来调戏自己几句,都特么得忍着,简直郁闷死了。 Great! 好样的! The boys, you do not give me the opportunity, otherwise I make you know how the flower is red! 小子,你别给我机会,不然我非让你知道花儿是怎么红的! Flower for a short time also red, Eldest Miss He's blushed. 花儿一时半会儿还红不了,何大小姐的脸红了。 One glass of white liquors get into the stomach, the small cheek is ruddy immediately, like a big apple, was lovable. 一杯白酒下肚,小脸蛋顿时红扑扑的,像一枚大苹果,可爱极了。 Wang Yan just thinks that wave, sexually harasses two, finally another side some people exploded. 汪言正想浪一下,调戏两句,结果另一边又有人炸了。 Miaomiao mother, Fang Qingwan. 苗苗妈,方清婉 Miaomiao, sees your Auntie Gu Auntie Han, waited for you quite a while!” 苗苗,过来见见你顾姨韩姨,等你半天了!” Has not acted crazy directly, the reason looks is very appropriate, but the actual meaning...... listens to the tone. 没直接发飙,理由找的很合适,但实际意思嘛……听语气呗。 He Miaomiao spits the tongue quietly, makes faces to Wang Yan, turns around to raise fragrant wind, returns to side mother cheerfully. 何苗苗悄悄吐了吐舌头,又冲汪言扮了个鬼脸,转身扬起一阵香风,欢快回到母亲身边。 Remaining Wang Yan, look everywhere in confusion, with collapsing a piece small cock-fighting, disappointed sighing. 剩下汪言自己,看着满地狼藉,和瘫倒一片的小斗鸡们,怅然的叹了口气。 Yeah, lonely ah...... 哎,寂寞…… Just sighed one, the next door had little elder sister to beckon immediately. 刚感叹一句,隔壁马上就有小姐姐招手。 Small handsome guy, isn't that side smelly? Come, sits!” “小帅哥,那边不臭吗?来,过来坐!” Well, is girl! 咦,全是妹子 Moreover there are two young beautiful woman...... 而且有两个小美女…… That sentiment is good! 那感情好! Brother Dog immediately happy walks, takes a seat side the young beautiful woman. 狗哥马上开开心心的走过去,在小美女身旁落座。 Then is happy was pulled up. 接下来就是愉快的被撩。 Wang Yan is so honest, naturally will not accept everyone's sexually harassing confidently, spoke anything may be proper. 汪言那么正派,当然不会坦然接受大家的调戏,说话什么的都可正经了。 The strange issue is a much less, but the issue is not big, can deal. 稀奇古怪的问题有点多,不过问题不大,可以应对。 Wang Yan, did you really spend so much money in that platform ah?” 汪言,你真花了那么多钱在那个平台?” Truly spends a lot, such that but has been emphasizing like me, does not owe actually, will have the return.” “确实没少花钱,不过就像我一直在强调的那样,其实不亏,是会有回报的。” That was also very fierce, you look, the online present is that lively!” The 7~8 Chinese renews the quickest computer end: https:// “那也很厉害了,你看,网上现在还是那么热闹呢!”七八中文更新最快电脑端:https:// charm of money.” “钱的魅力。” You are really good to Miaomiao......, ah how you know?” “你对苗苗真好……诶,你们怎么认识的?” Schoolmate university, she is attractive I to be charming, attracts each other.” 大学同学,她漂亮我帅气,惺惺相惜。” hā hā hā hā hā, you are really humorous!” 哈哈哈哈哈,你真幽默!” Here very serene happy, years a piece is static. 这里非常安详愉快,岁月一片静好。 The next door is very miserable. 隔壁就很惨。 The servers, the good friend, the biological mothers, encircle one to be busy at work, should hold holds, this/should lifting of lifting, should play the drunk the playing drunk, lived it up. 服务生,好朋友,亲妈们,围起来一顿忙活,该扶的扶,该抬的抬,该耍酒疯的耍酒疯,热闹极了。 Your do not pull I, I have not been drinking many!” “你别拉着我,我没喝多!” Mother, I have a headache...... wū wū, quite sore!” “妈,我头疼……呜呜,头好疼!” Celebrates, He Fang! Rests you to lull! Come, gets up and gets up continue!” “贺、贺方!睡你麻痹!来,起、起来继续嗨!” More than half jin (0.5 kg) white liquors, said are many, however drinks was too anxious, releases one crowd of being annoying small seductresses/evil spirits directly. 前后半斤多白酒,说多不多,但是喝的实在太急了,直接就释放出来一群磨人的小妖精。 Especially He Fang and Li Shaoyou, what face did not have. 尤其是贺方李少游,什么面子都没了。 Let alone the face, the lining almost loses completely. 别说面子,里子都差点丢光。 Li Shaoyou is good, is toughing it out not rude, He Fang was put up to go out directly, sobers up. 李少游还好,硬挺着没怎么失态,贺方直接被架出门,醒酒去了。 side side, you how? aiyo do not frighten mother ah...... to come the two person quickly, holds side side to go upstairs!” “方方,你怎么样?哎哟你别吓妈……快来两个人,扶方方上楼!” He Fang mother was anxious the whole face perspiration, the makeup gets in the flower. 贺方母亲急得满脸汗,妆都打花了。 Why hates itself not to stop them to drink secretly earlier. 暗恨自己为什么没有早点制止他们喝酒。 The issue is...... you can block Old He, can block cheat Brother Dog? 问题是……你能拦得住老何,还是能够拦得住开挂狗哥 That crowd of small cock-fighting mother, each one a lot of anger, actually do not know where can toward scatter, has the two temperament to be hot-tempered, even has started to scold the child. 那群小斗鸡母亲,个个一肚子火气,却又不知道能往哪儿撒,有两个脾气躁的,甚至已经开始骂孩子。 Disgraced thing! Is undrinkable, but also shows off power hardly, now was comfortable?!” “丢人玩意!不能喝,还硬逞强,现在舒坦了?!” aiya, mother, so many people, saves face to me......” 哎呀,妈,这么多人呢,给我留点面子……” Takes a look at the pitiful look that you spit, currently you have the face!” “瞧瞧你吐的这个熊样,现在你还有个屁面子!” The dialogue and picture, making eldest young feel extremely comfortably. 对话和画面,令大少感觉极度舒适。 Realizing of until at this moment, the girls of sharing a table lagging behind, the Wang Yan's alcohol capacity is astonishing. 直到此刻,同桌的女孩们才后知后觉的意识到,汪言的酒量是有多么惊人。 „! How can you that drink ah?” “哇!你怎么那么能喝?” Worthless fellow.” 7~8 Chinese ~ ~ 1 ~ .78 z * w.c “酒囊饭袋嘛。”七八中文~~1~.78z*w.c eldest young is a little hungry, is eating the cake, while smiles to self-ridicule badly. 大少有点饿,一边吃着蛋糕,一边坏笑自嘲。 You looked, I not only can drink, but can also eat specially!” “你看,我不但能喝,还特别能吃呢!” Such Doggy was too likable, the flash are also many several small ditzy girl, envies the Eldest Miss He envy to must to go crazy. 这样的狗子太招人喜欢了,一瞬间又多出几个小迷妹,嫉妒何大小姐嫉妒得要发疯。 Woman ah, from 50 to 15, could not accept other woman to have, my no fact. 女人,上至50下至15,都接受不了别的女人有、我没有的事实。 The thing that if other woman has is very good, then our general does not have, that is cruel. 如果别的女人拥有的东西特别好,然后咱连个一般的都没有,那更是残忍。 Today Wang Yan's performance, in specially good category. 今天汪言的表现,就在特别好的范畴中。 What a pity, they most only dare to sexually harass with the language, does not dare really to paste upward with the He Miaomiao fault/chasm disparity, letting them only to look that the dog dried meat is greedy. 可惜,她们最多只敢用语言调戏一下,不敢真的往上贴与何苗苗断层般的差距,让她们只能看着狗肉干眼馋。 Another side, how the Miaomiao mother is also pondering over the dog meat to cook. 另一边,苗苗妈也在琢磨狗肉怎么炖。 Dead girl, that treasure what's the matter? Such two minutes of times, fill your father entire three glasses of liquor, you do not know that loves dearly your father......” “死丫头,那个宝货是怎么回事哟?就那么两分钟的功夫,灌你爸整整三杯酒,你也不知道心疼一下你爸……” What with what?” “什么跟什么呀?” Curling the lip that eldest miss thinks otherwise. 大小姐不以为然的撇嘴。 On my father that alcohol capacity, I was also worried that he fills many Wang Yan! The ajar Huan Zheng cup, he also really feels all right to bully the little friend!” “就我爸那酒量,我还担心他把汪言灌多呢!半开换整杯,他也真好意思欺负小朋友!” Must return to Old He not in, otherwise being wild with rage. 得回老何没在跟前儿,不然准给气疯。 The girl big later elbow turned outward, He Miaomiao this turns too straightforwardly, is really has not concealed a little. 都说女孩子大了之后胳膊肘往外拐,何苗苗这拐得太直白,真是一点儿都没掩饰。 Fang Qingwan did not have idea, rubs the forehead, sighed. 方清婉没辙了,揉揉额头,叹了口气。 Good was good, played...... you to me to listen with your friend to be clear, if later annoyed anything to come again, you looked that I did close your confinement!” “行了行了,跟你朋友玩儿去吧……不过你可给我听清楚了,待会儿要是再惹出什么事儿来,你看我关不关你禁闭!” Eldest Miss He absolutely does not have to fear that slightly, is sticking out one's tongue to make faces slightly, happy looks for Doggy. 何大小姐完全没在怕的,略略略,吐着舌头做个鬼脸,开开心心的去找狗子 She moves, all young people follow to sneak off. 她一动,所有的年轻人都跟着开溜。 Collective redeployment, to next door. 集体转场,去往隔壁。 That is a slightly small point banquet hall, was arranged the form of self-service buffet reception, the middle keeps the big piece open area to make the dance floor. 那是一个稍小一点的宴会厅,被布置成自助冷餐会的形式,中间留出大片空地做舞池。 Across the side gate, inside also has three slightly small points restrooms. 穿过侧门,里面还有三个稍小一点的休息室。 Eldest Miss He summit is drawing Wang Yan, across the self-service banquet hall, directly soars the lounge. 何大小姐颠颠的拉着汪言,穿过自助宴会厅,直奔休息室。 Brother Dog that called excited ah at heart! 狗哥心里那叫一个激动 Look, returning a courtesy isn't?! 看,回礼来了不是?! aiyou, if she must later in airtight small compartmented in does to me shames the bashful matter, what to do should I?! 矮油,如果待会儿她要在密闭的小隔间里对我做一些羞羞的事情,我该怎么办呀?! I paste the wall not to revolt...... 我是贴着墙不反抗呢…… Coordinates a point to spread out the level?! 还是配合一点摊开躺平?! Is indulging in flights of fancy capriciously, gadget that the short hair, gentle, Pao Tang (gun barrel) three do not enlarge ones vision also with. 正心猿意马的胡思乱想着,短发、温柔、炮膛介三个不开眼的玩意儿也跟过来了。 eldest young air/Qi very much, wants to suggest that they feed, you a little are in the way ah! 大少就很气,很想暗示一下她们喂,你们有点碍事 The result enters the lounge, Eldest Miss He throws Wang Yan, pulling out cellphone in high spirits, starts to brush the fish stand. 结果一进休息室,何大小姐汪言一扔,兴冲冲的掏出手机,开始刷鱼站。 Wang Yan: „......” 汪言:“……” I have not taken off the pants, do you do this?! 我差点没脱裤子,你就干这?! The eldest miss principle does not have to manage Doggy, the paralysis starts to play cellphone in the sofa. 大小姐理都没理狗子,瘫在沙发里开始玩手机 It is not right, managed Er'gou Er'gou, comes up to come up quickly quickly!” 哦,不对,还是理了的“二狗二狗,快上来快上来!” Only listens to the content is the fluttering flags, what actually not...... on is the account number. 只听内容是挺旖旎的,其实一点都不……上的是账号。 eldest young sighed, logged in the account number silently. 大少叹口气,默默登录账号。 Works as the handle work following...... 得,就当处理工作后续吧…… What tragedy is, what small advantage does not have obviously, but, that several small cock-fighting that has a breath, looks that Eldest Miss He draws Wang Yan to directly soar the inside room, the eyeball was also red...... 更悲剧的是,明明什么便宜都没有,但是,那几只尚存一息的小斗鸡,看着何大小姐拉着汪言直奔里间,眼珠子又红了……
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