LSD :: Volume #5

#490 Part 1: Frigid to killing 【super big chapter】


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fuck! 卧槽 Is a expert! 介是高手! Short hair girl and gentle girl hears word one startled, at heart as if by prior agreement floats off this thought. 短发妹子和温柔妹子闻言一惊,心里不约而同的浮起这个念头。 As for Pao Tang (gun barrel)...... 至于炮膛…… yīng yīng yīng, good man! 嘤嘤嘤,好man! The eye flood peach blossom, both hands hold the heart, the hipbone axis was about unable to grip. 眼泛桃花,双手捧心,胯骨轴都快夹不住了。 Eldest Miss He starts to reconsider with Wittle Pwincess, shouldn't deserve the Wang Wang's surface to do crosses? 何大小姐小公举都开始反思,是不是不应该当着汪汪的面搞得这么过? However point of no return, has to send, simultaneously they also want to take a look at Wang Yan are anything favor, therefore clenches teeth, the preparation of keeping silent continues. 不过箭在弦上,不得不发,同时她们也想看看汪言到底是个什么倾向,于是咬咬牙,默不作声的准备继续。 But Nawu...... 娜吾…… The guilty conscience feeling only continued the short flash, immediately after was flung the brain . 内疚感只持续了短短的一刹那,马上就被甩到脑后去了。 At heart even delicious thinking: The jianbing roll green onion is so delicious, if Wang Wang also did fall in love? 心里甚至美滋滋的想:煎饼卷大葱那么好吃,万一汪汪也爱上了呢? Today, sister must make you feel charm of scallion! 今天,就要让你感受一下葱的魅力 he he he he, the top is inferior to numerous Le Le happily! 嘿嘿嘿嘿,独乐乐不如众乐乐嘛! In the atmosphere of having own axe to grind, the master chef starts to begin to spread jianbing and preparation cuisine. 各怀鬼胎的气氛中,大厨开始动手摊煎饼、准备菜式。 Originally, atmosphere at this moment should be able is quite awkward. 原本,此刻的氛围应该会是比较尴尬的。 However the personnel of dramatic team take the box lunch exactly, lively and bustling diluted these non- nature, makes Eldest Young Wang have to do. 但是恰好剧组的人员来取盒饭,热热闹闹的冲淡了那些不自然,更让汪大少有了事干。 Except for moving the box lunch coolie, before Wang Muye and stage supervisor small Brother Eight supports middle-aged fatty to arrive at the dining car . 除了搬盒饭的苦力,王牧野和场务小八哥儿拥着一个中年胖子来到餐车前。 That middle-aged fatty is Director Tang of satellite TV stage. 那中年胖子就是卫视台的唐主任 Director Tang thrusts out the belly to raise the chin, is directing to Wang Muye. 唐主任腆着肚子扬着下巴,对着王牧野指指点点。 Little Wang (king) ah, your intentions are good, but in the agreement this, hasn't this been putting to trouble to us?” 小王,你们的心意是好的,不过约定里并没有这茬儿,这不是在给我们添麻烦吗?” yes, yes, yes, we are also very actually accidental, is mainly the Producer Wang friend searches the class, beforehand we do not know.” 是是是,其实我们也挺意外的,主要是汪制片的朋友来探班,事先我们也不知道。” Oh, making you occupy group of photographies to show due respect for the feelings very much, how many things here must coordinate, do you know?” “唉,让你们占路拍摄就已经很给面子了,我这里要协调多少东西,你知不知道?” Thanked! Didn't this have the good thing to think you immediately?” “感谢感谢!这不是一有好东西马上想着您了么?” „!” “嘁!” Director Tang a little disdains. 唐主任有点不屑。 150 box lunches, any good thing...... the friendship main point, you to have a mind. Ok, the multi- limelight health, do not do messy good, works, I do not want to feel embarrassed you.” “150份盒饭而已,什么好东西……不过情谊要领,你们有心了。行,多注意点卫生,别搞得乱七八糟的就好,都是给人干活的,我也不想为难你们。” You could rest assured that you felt relieved!” “您放心,您放心!” Wang Muye greets with a smile, nods again and again. 王牧野陪着笑,连连点头。 Director Tang also nods, but is that very arrogant nod. 唐主任也点头,不过是那种非常倨傲的点头。 The satellite TV stage kept aloof, Director Tang this type in the lord who in government affairs System mixed, liked building about Zitao does not hesitate to manage. 卫视台高高在上惯了,唐主任这种在政务系统里混的主,对紫韬都爱搭不惜理的。 Current capacity, only then manages System and that help/gang attaching great importance to that carries out the manufacture, does the basis of government affairs to look does not glance. 流量嘛,只有主持系统和那帮搞制作的重视,搞政务的根本看不上眼。 Does not need to raise, Wang Yan a little background small director. 更不用提,汪言一个有点背景的小导演 Even in some upper relations with stage how? 就算跟台里的上层有些关系又如何? Does not take the one road, is not worthwhile flatters. 不走一条路,犯不上巴结。 From the start about is borrows a minor matter of day of location, before Director Tang, has not cared, conceals for several points to think otherwise to young Wang Yan. 左右就是借一天场地的小事,唐主任之前压根没怎么关心过,对年轻的汪言更是暗藏着几分不以为然。 Arrives at the parking lot, saw that is livelier than 10 times of scenes the estimate , does not immediately knit the brows happily. 来到停车场,一看到那比预想中更热闹十倍的场面,顿时皱眉不喜。 Young people management is unconsidered, the parking lot of satellite TV, how many leads walking back and forth greatly, you do here are noisy, makes sense? Small does Direct Wang develop? Wantons mischief!” “年轻人办事就是欠考虑,卫视的停车场,多少大领导来来回回的走,你们在这儿搞得闹闹哄哄的,像话么?小汪导演呢?瞎胡闹!” The result arrived saw clearly that trench (wallet warrior) Benz dining car, suddenly a little god. 结果走到近前看清楚了那辆得不行的奔驰餐车,突然有点愣神。 Un? Where is this car(riage) actually good...... in has heard probably?” “嗯?这车倒是不错……好像在哪听说过?” Happen to stage supervisor small Brother Eight is organizing the staff to move the box lunch, one group of dramatic team slippery customers suddenly one startled one for the first time said. 正好场务小八哥正在组织员工们搬盒饭,一群剧组老油条突然一惊一乍的叫起来。 „, Direct Wang, was today's meals too overbearing?” “哇,汪导,今天的伙食太霸道了吧?” Wang Yan drills glances, similarly is flabbergasted. 汪言打眼一瞟,同样为之咋舌。 The double-decked lifeform fully-degradable box, the lower level thinks of half jin (0.5 kg) glittering and translucent carving rice, the next door is piling one ovary and digestive glands, the next door is the cured meat fries the mushroom again. 双层生物全降解餐盒,下层装着半斤晶莹剔透的米饭,隔壁堆着一摊蟹黄,再隔壁是腊肉炒蘑菇。 eldest young was not clear that these ovary and digestive glands have what art, but recognizes, the mushroom is matsutake mushroom. 大少不清楚那些蟹黄有什么讲究,但是认得出来,蘑菇是松茸 Eh, one jin (0.5 kg) several hundred . 额,一斤几百块,而已。 The upper layer of box was richer, the crab leg meat salad, oil cooks in a covered vessel the abalone, a trim Wagyu rank fries the golden yellow beef, tender white Caixin, the bamboo shoots point and auricularia auricula slightly fry, again additional one part seafood eight Jane|treasure soup. 餐盒的上层就更加丰富了,蟹腿肉蔬菜沙拉,一只油焖鲍鱼,一整片和牛级别煎得金黄的牛肉,嫩白菜心、笋尖、木耳小炒,再加一份海鲜八珍汤。 The entire box lunch, the color fragrance is complete, looks is lending the expensive delicious aura. 整份盒饭,色香味俱全,看上去就散发着昂贵的美味气息。 Eldest Miss He happily does not bring anything actually to look like the little girl shows off to Brother Dog introduced. 何大小姐不带什么得意却像小女孩显摆似的给狗哥介绍。 Rice is Northeast Wuchang rice, most top that more than 100 one jin (0.5 kg).” “米是东北五常大米,最顶级的那种,100多一斤吧。” Mother! 妈耶! The thing I want to buy do not have the channel, online most expensive talent more than 80 one kilogram...... 介玩意我想买都没有渠道,网上最贵的才80多一公斤…… That bare butter is the ovary and digestive gland of Yangcheng Lake steamed crab, such one part takes three 4 two female crabs, fries with the lard of NetEase black pig, mixes the food to eat the super stick!” “那个秃黄油是阳澄湖大闸蟹的蟹黄,这么一份要三只四两母蟹,用网易黑猪的猪油炒出来,拌饭吃超级棒的!” Yangcheng Lake steamed crab?! 阳澄湖大闸蟹?! Puts in the hotel such a spoon of ovary and digestive glands at least to sell slightly 4000?! 搁饭店里这么一勺蟹黄至少卖到小4000吧?! Wagyu is A4 rank, is high I unable to do so many, do not shut out.” 和牛a4级别,再高我也搞不来那么多,你别嫌弃。” stop, stop, stop! 停停停 A5 Wagyu I have bought, had not heard makes the box lunch with that thing, A4 already enough luxurious good? a5和牛我买过,没听说过用那玩意做盒饭的,a4已经够奢侈了好么? matsutake mushroom stir fries the cured meat, the Hunan cuisine classical flavor, is inexpensive.” 松茸炒腊肉,湘菜经典风味,不贵。” matsutake mushroom inexpensive...... 松茸不贵…… Does that have the expensive/noble mushroom? 那还有贵的蘑菇吗? king crab salad has nothing greatly, two crab legs can mix a large bowl, but these vegetables are the garden plant, pure green variety!” 帝王蟹蔬菜沙拉没什么了不起啦,两条蟹腿就能拌一大碗,不过那些蔬菜都是自家园子种的,纯绿色品种哟!” The remaining abalones, slightly fry, the seafood soup, the meaning that Eldest Miss He has not introduced. 剩下的鲍鱼、小炒、海鲜汤,何大小姐都没有介绍的意思。 Obviously, in her opinion, these things are not worth mentioning. 显然,在她看来,那些东西根本不值一提。 However outside in person eyes...... 但是在外人眼里…… Shortly stage supervisor small Brother Eight first of dramatic team arrives is a that only big oil cooks in a covered vessel the abalone, stares the eyeball at the scene perfectly round. 剧组的场务小八哥第一眼看到的就是那只个头不小的油焖鲍鱼,当场就把眼珠子瞪溜圆。 When listens to clear Eldest Miss He's to introduce, Director Tang and Wang Muye of ignorant bi satellite TV stage. 等到听清楚何大小姐的介绍,卫视台的唐主任王牧野都懵哔了。 Wang Muye is only going down in the world small director, not seeing the world, Director Tang may be different. 王牧野只是一个落魄的小导演,没见过什么世面,唐主任可不一样。 However, even if his anything delicacies of every kind have eaten, was still shaken by the Eldest Miss He's writing skill heavily. 然而,即便他什么山珍海味都吃过,也仍然被何大小姐的手笔震得不轻。 Single share cost over 2000 box lunches...... 单份成本2000块以上的盒饭…… Let alone eats, have you heard? 别说吃,你听说过? This does not supply big boss especially enjoys the version specially, but provides to the staff massively daily meal. 这可不是特供给大老板的专享版,而是大规模发放给工作人员的“日常”饭菜。 trench (wallet warrior) on a character, sister only said one time! 就一个字,只说一次! Direct Wang, how your generous gift...... does this feel all right?” 汪导,您这厚礼……这怎么好意思?” Director Tang numb claw, is a little rubbing hands, in the smile enthusiasm brings a humbleness. 唐主任有点麻爪,搓着手,笑容热情中带着点谦卑。 threatening, as if illusion. 刚才的气势汹汹,仿佛幻觉。 Is a slippery customer, is being convinced money and power. 越是老油条,越是服气钱和权。 The Eldest Miss He's super luxurious version box lunch is the representative of money, but Eldest Miss He with that several well-dressed bosom friend local accent, is representing a power and influence network of suitable top level without doubt. 何大小姐的超级豪华版盒饭是钱的代表,而何大小姐与那几个衣着华丽的闺蜜的本地口音,无疑又代表着一张相当高层次的权势网。 Originally, Director Tang only thinks that Wang Yan is a little small background small director. 原本,唐主任只以为汪言是一个有点小背景的小导演 Propagandizes to look from the movie lineup and earlier period dramatic team is non-specialized and poor, in brief, how to see that does not have to bring cross to encircle the big shot imposing manner. 从电影阵容和前期宣传就能看出来剧组的不专业和寒酸,总之,咋看都没带着跨圈大佬的气势。 Now this club knocks, humph, frightens to quickly grasp the meaning of something! 现在这一棒子敲下来,嚯,吓一激灵! How many million oceans pounds the member to put the box lunch to the dramatic team, this special is the matter that the person does? 砸出几百万大洋给剧组成员放盒饭,这特么是人干的事儿? Director Tang wishes one could to kneel to knock —— sister to Eldest Miss He, in your family/home also lacks runs about not?! 唐主任都恨不得跪下来给何大小姐磕一个——,您家里还缺跑腿的不?! Does not use other, the car(riage) of doing grocery shopping you matched r8 to me on the line...... 不用别的,买菜的车您给我配一辆r8就行了…… Eldest Young Wang looks at He Miaomiao, the eldest miss whole face writes quick boasts me, quick boasts I, Wealthy Brother has almost not stretched the expression, the broken merit is dumbfounded. 汪大少看一眼何苗苗,大小姐满脸写着“快夸我,快夸我”,富贵哥差点没绷住表情,破功傻眼。 inferior (Asia) that let alone Director Tang has not seen the world, where Wealthy Brother actually does not have to go well. 别说唐主任一副没见过世面的亚子,富贵哥其实也没好到哪儿去。 Several million box lunches, were you insane?! 百万的盒饭,你疯了吧?! Actually today also is really an accident/surprise, is on its meeting. 其实今儿还真就是一个意外,算是恰逢其会。 eldest miss celebrates a birthday, in the family/home also has the hotel, the food purchase and cooking does not need to take the trouble additionally, how that is luxurious how comes! 大小姐过生日,家里又有酒店,食材采购和烹饪都不用额外费心,那就怎么奢侈怎么来呗! Own banquet must use in any case, now prepares. 反正自家的宴会也要用,现在只是多备一些而已。 If according to the market price calculates, the value of that this box of box lunch almost must to 5000 upward. 如果按市价算,那这一盒盒饭的价值差不多要到5000往上。 But if calculates the cost price, was uniform cheaply too to be many. 可如果算成本价,匀下来就便宜太多了。 Un, the manpower, material, physical resource and loss, all fold in the biological father hotel, eldest miss dares saying that the cost of our box lunch talked...... 嗯,人工、材料、物力、损耗,全都折到亲爹酒店里,大小姐敢说,咱这一盒饭的成本就是动动嘴皮子…… Although was still very luxurious, but this is not day special! 虽然仍然很奢侈,但这不是日子特殊嘛! Actually the landlord family/home does not live daily. 其实地主家也不是天天这么过日子的。 Mainly is Eldest Miss He with all one's heart wants to rise the rising face to Wang Yan, wants to share own birthday to be joyful with Doggy, in the family/home is happen to preparing the vegetable/dish, therefore did such a big weaponry. 主要是何大小姐一门心思的想给汪言涨涨脸,想和狗子分享自己的生日喜悦,正好家里在备菜,于是就搞出来了这么一个大阵仗。 Explodes turns a piece. 炸翻一片 Director Tang is haughty at first but respectful later, Eldest Young Wang does not have the thoughts to pay attention. 唐主任前倨后恭,汪大少却没有心思理会。 Oh, the brain seed is painful. 唉,脑仁子生疼。 Director Tang, you were too polite. My this is also only presenting Buddha with borrowed flowers, lets your staff transporting quickly, do not offer food to a guest coolly.” 唐主任,您太客气了。我这也只是借花献佛而已,快让您的员工搬运吧,别让菜凉了。” Spoke thoughtlessly to be perfunctory one, turned the head to face He Miaomiao. 随口敷衍一句,转头面向何苗苗 Real stick that vegetable/dish selects! Taking advantage of your light, our dramatic team celebrates the bumper year today, eats one well. I for their thank you you.” “菜挑的真棒!借你的光,今天我们剧组过大年,吃一顿好的。我代他们谢谢你。” Treats the Eldest Miss He's great kindness, cannot complain. 对待何大小姐的盛情,千万不能埋怨。 Does correct dealing like liking on two character ——. 正确的应对就两个——喜不喜欢都喜欢。 Praised to end. 夸就完了。 After this favor how to make up......, by body report it? 至于这人情之后怎么补……要不,以身报之? By body, lays down one's life , everyone should never misunderstand. 以身者,捐躯也,大家切勿误会。 Eldest Miss He praised smiling blossoms, eye curved like crescent moon, small mold false type is modest. 何大小姐被夸的笑开了花,眼睛弯弯如月牙,小模假样的谦虚着。 Actually no, happen to the family/home can do, convenient the health...... you are my good friend, you make the movie such big matter, I naturally must support with every effort!” “其实没什么的,正好家里能做,方便又卫生……你是我的好朋友,你拍电影这么大的事,我当然要尽力支持嘛!” This support was too powerful. 这支持太给力了。 Has a look at the dramatic team staff, starts from Wang Muye, the light assistant and doing odd jobs to most, looks at the Direct Wang's look, probably looks at the god to be the same. 看看剧组员工,从王牧野开始,一直到最底下的灯光助理和打杂,看着汪导的眼神,好像看神一样。 Director Tang? 唐主任呢? Dried in the sun in the one side, actually the facial expression greets with a smile dignified, is carefree and content. 被晾在一旁,却神情泰然地陪着笑,一副悠然自得。 Saw that Wang Yan to the meaning that oneself said that Director Tang has not built the stubble on own initiative. 眼看着汪言并没有给自己介绍的意思,唐主任主动搭茬。 This schoolmate, Direct Wang is represents his dramatic team to thank you, I must represent our satellite TV stage staff members, expressed the sincere gratitude to you. This gift was too pleasantly surprised, really cannot imagine...... other, what's your name ? “这位同学,汪导是代表他的剧组来感谢你,我要代表我们卫视台全体员工,向您表示诚挚的谢意。这份礼物实在太惊喜了,真的想象不到……另外,您怎么称呼?” Treated middle-aged dead fatty, the eldest miss smile acts with constraint very much. 对待中年死胖子,大小姐的笑容就很矜持了。 „my name is He.” “我姓何。” On three characters, the look is disinclined to flutter. 就三个字,眼神都懒得飘过去一下。 Director Tang actually eye one bright. 唐主任却眼睛一亮。 May I ask, revering father whether is North Star InterContinental Hotel what?” “敢问,尊父是否是北辰洲际酒店的何总?” Eldest Miss He knits the brows slightly, returns said: Un, that hotel truly is my father's industry.” 何大小姐微微一皱眉,回道:“嗯,那酒店确实是我父亲的产业。” This response, the dull and slow person cannot listen to anything. 这番回应,鲁钝的人听不出什么东西来。 But Wang Yan is actually relying on the understanding eldest miss, realized subtlety. 汪言却凭借着对大小姐的了解,意识到了其中的微妙。 Obviously, Eldest Miss He is unsatisfied. 很显然,何大小姐并不满意。 The unsatisfied point is, she does not approve Fatty Tang when calling the biological father, puts in the front title. 不满意的点在于,她不认同唐胖子在称呼亲爹时,搁在前面的头衔。 Hits simplest analogy —— we to introduce Ma Yun time, certainly will say, this established Alibaba Chief Ma, but will not introduce established Tàijí Zen international culture development limited company Chief Ma. 打一个最简单的比方——我们介绍马雲的时候,一定会说,这是创立了阿里巴巴马总,而不会介绍成创立了“太极禅国际文化发展有限公司”的马总 When introduced a celebrity, put in the front prefix, if certainly opposite party most self-satisfied and greatest achievement. 介绍一个名人时,搁在前面的前缀,一定要是对方最得意、最伟大的成就。 Wrote «Life Series God» Flaky Bread, with is short and quick throwing street in a business area package, in which listens, that also with asking? 写出了《生活系男神》的起酥面包,和又短又快的扑街面包,哪个中听,那还用问么? Eldest Miss He unsatisfied point here. 何大小姐不满意的点正在这里。 Therefore, succeeded has a scare Eldest Young Wang. 于是,成功的又把汪大少吓一跳。 I drop the little darling! 我滴乖乖! North Star InterContinental Hotel is one of the Xingcheng most famous Five-star luxurious hotels, did this insufficiently introduce? 北辰洲际酒店已经是星城最有名的五星级奢华酒店之一了,就这都不够介绍的? My this future imagines better ah compared with me brothers...... 我这未来的把兄弟比我想象得更牛…… Cannot do well can see today, brother a little pear...... 搞不好今天就能见到,有点鸭梨…… Worldly person Director Tang also understood, immediately changed a statement. 人精唐主任也听懂了,马上改口。 Originally is the Xingcheng chamber of commerce chairman what thousand gold (daughter), aiyo, the fortunate meeting fortunate meeting! My subordinate old leader and what intersect significantly, today receives your box lunch, he is very certainly happy! Can Miss He, come up to sit?” “原来是星城商会会长何总的千金,哎哟,幸会幸会!我的直属老领导和何总相交匪浅,今天收到您的盒饭,他一定很开心!何小姐,要不要上去坐一坐?” Sits your sis! 坐你 Has not to have eyesight a little to see? 有没有点儿眼力见的? Time where this miss comes! 小姐哪来的时间! The He Miaomiao supercilious look is disinclined to turn, turns head to look at Wang Yan. 何苗苗白眼都懒得翻,扭头看汪言 Brother Dog does for somebody to see a visitor out immediately. 狗哥马上代劳送客。 Director Tang, you looked, this box lunch did not deliver to want coolly......” 唐主任,您看,这盒饭再不送上去就要凉了……” aiyo aiyo, was, blaming me to blame me!” 哎哟哎哟,是了,怪我怪我!” Director Tang pats the forehead, no longer entanglement, serious in an affected way calling staff, round trip transporting. 唐主任一拍脑门,不再纠缠,人五人六的吆喝员工,往回搬运。 A big insulation can install 20, the entire 8 insulation cans enough install, the group hū hū lā lā round trips walk. 一个大保温箱才能装20份,整整八个保温箱才够装完,一行人呼呼啦啦往回走。 On point of departure before, passionate thanks Direct Wang. 临别前,热情洋溢的感谢汪导 Direct Wang you feel relieved the racket, has anything, telephones only to meet one, I process! The great kindness did not say thanks, your friend, my old Tang recognized!” 汪导您放心拍,有什么事儿,打电话只会一声,我来处理!盛情不言谢,您这个朋友,我老唐认啦!” When comes does not see him to recognize, paper money ability pounds, immediately to seeing the biological father is the same. 来时不见他认,钞能力砸下去,马上跟见着亲爹一样。 What a pity, eldest young was still disinclined to pay attention to the opposite party. 可惜,大少仍然懒得理会对方。 Even if later still needs to deal with the satellite TV stage, but, no matter An Xiaofang also or is Eldest Miss He, walked is the high-level route, does not need to be used to small office director to come. 哪怕以后仍然需要跟卫视台打交道,可是,不管是安晓芳亦或者是何大小姐,走的都是高层路线,根本不需要惯着一个小小的办公室主任来着。 The in this world is such marvelous. 这世界上的事情就是这么奇妙。 Come time two told fortunes by physiognomy to tire, walked one licks, tired. 来的时候两看相厌,走的时候一个舔,一个还是厌。 But this person who affects to lick does not continue to lick. 但这并不影响想舔的人继续舔。 I have paper money ability...... is not right, is my little girl has paper money ability, you refuse to accept, ok? 我有钞能力……不对,是我的妞有钞能力,你不服,行么? Director Tang not only clothing/taking, but also is the in high spirits clothing/taking. 唐主任不但服,而且是兴高采烈的服。 The summit the round trip walks, in the brain starts to ponder over —— this box lunch to divide? 颠颠往回走,脑子里开始琢磨——这盒饭应该怎么分呢? In stage leadership and partner in exchange of improper favors, most have ability producer and anchor...... person of one part also to have remain. 台里上上下下的领导、关系户、最有能力制片人主持人……一人分一份还有得剩。 Remaining whom brings to flatter or strikes who? 剩下的拿来讨好谁或者敲打谁呢? Middle-aged fatty has the happy worry to depart, Wang Muye they however a lot of happy gossip go back to break a meatless fast, the scene only has cock-fighting and duck king immediately. 中年胖子带着幸福的烦恼离去,王牧野他们但是一肚子幸福的八卦回去开荤,现场顿时又只剩下斗鸡和鸭王。 Fu Yushi and Nawu quite a while have not begun conversation, hide far away, wishes one could temporarily the hidden body. 傅雨诗娜吾半天没开腔,躲得老远,恨不得暂时隐个身。 It is not our military is not powerful, is really the enemy has reaches as high as! 不是我军不给力,实在是敌军有高达呀! Shrank for quite a while, still had not escaped the He Miaomiao victory self-satisfied small look. 缩了半天,仍然没逃开何苗苗胜利般的得意小眼神。 Snort! 哼! Imperial Capital comes how? 帝都来的又如何? Have you experienced? 你们见识过吗? Fu Yushi and Nawu a few words suo does not come out, is facing Eldest Miss He with the Wang Wang almost arbitrary trench (wallet warrior) air/Qi, really unyielding. 傅雨诗娜吾一句话都嗦不出来,面对着何大小姐汪汪差不多的蛮横气,实在硬气不起来。 The critical moment, greeting the nostrils fragrance transmits, mixes 1 burnt taste gradually. 关键时刻,一阵扑鼻的香气传来,渐渐又掺上一点焦糊味儿。 jianbing was good...... 煎饼好了…… The volume, is not right, jianbing was old...... 额,不对,煎饼老了…… Nawu eye one bright, the imposing manner is big. 娜吾眼睛一亮,气势大起。 Come, sister, I asked you to eat the cake!” “来,款,我请你吃饼!” I have not experienced your luxurious box lunch, but, plays thickly, which scallion do you calculate? 我是没有见识过你的豪华盒饭,但是,玩儿粗的,你算哪根葱? Is waiting to sister! 等着! The rushing dining car of Nawu to rub arm net sleeve, starts to direct to great shifu. 娜吾撸胳膊网袖子的冲上餐车,开始对着大师傅指指点点。 shifu, shifu, turns a surface, fries again old!” 师傅,师傅,翻个面,再煎老点儿!” Solemn administrative chef de cuisine, booth jianbing, the perspiration braved. 堂堂一行政总厨,摊个煎饼而已,汗都冒出来了。 young woman, fried again burnt......” 小姑娘,再煎就焦了……” Focus is good! Being to make it burnt!” “焦点儿好!就是要让它焦!” Looks at that incessantly is golden yellow, many places have become gray jianbing that becomes dark, the big chef clenches teeth, turned back and forth four times. 看着那张不止是金黄,好多地方都已经发灰发黑的煎饼,大厨子一咬牙,又来回翻了四次。 Then? Was this/should eggs?” “然后呢?是不是该摊鸡蛋了?” Nawu imposing manner flaming beckons with the hand: Does not want the egg! Booth what egg? Hard core jianbing does not need these!” 娜吾气势熊熊的一摆手:“不要蛋!摊什么蛋?硬核煎饼不需要那些!” The great shifu perspiration braved fiercely. 大师傅的汗冒得更厉害了。 What auxiliary material in that puts? You said, I tidy up.” “那里面都放什么辅材?你说,我收拾。” Has the sauce?” “有酱吧?” Has, various types precious......” “有有,各种名贵……” These discard head close to brains does not want! On northeast big thick bean sauce, fresh, comes one!” “那些虚头巴脑的都不要!就东北大豆酱,生的,来一层!” () () great shifu endures liver to tremble, rubs fresh sauce silently. 大师傅忍着肝儿颤,默默刷上一层生酱。 Then?” “然后呢?” Nawu takes up one to look at the good Shandong green onion early, the scallion root place has the child wrist/skill is so thick, calculates Leafy, long is one meter five. 娜吾抄起一根早都瞄好的山东大葱,葱根处有小孩手腕那么粗,算叶子,长有一米五。 „!” “喏!” Gives great shifu. 递给大师傅 Cuts chopped green onion or the scallion thread? Expects in the basin to have......” “切葱花还是葱丝?料盆里有……” great shifu finishes barely the words, beckoning with the hand of Nawu heroic spirit. 大师傅话音未落,娜吾豪气的一摆手。 What cuts? Removes the scallion leaf, the scallion white entire root volume to jianbing, lives!” “切什么?就把葱叶去掉,葱白整根卷到煎饼里,完活!” w(??) w w(??)w What dark ingredients is this?! 这是什么黑暗料理?! great shifu and western-style food shifu and sushi shifu collective ignorant bi, dumb as a wooden chicken. 大师傅、西餐师傅寿司师傅集体懵哔了,呆若木鸡。 Nawu looked the opposite party does not begin, oneself go forth to battle simply personally, a gesticulation length, comes up a knife handle scallion leaf to cut away most, the remaining 30 centimeters scallions are white, puts toward jianbing in the middle of...... 娜吾一看对方不动手,索性自己亲自上阵,一顿比划长度,上去一刀把葱叶切掉大半,剩下30厘米长的葱白,往煎饼当中一搁…… kā chā kā chā starts to curl. 咔嚓咔嚓开始卷。 Finally curls the good end product...... not to need to describe, thinks to know that is what gadget. 最终卷好的成品……不用形容,想想都知道那是个什么玩意儿。 Nawu wields conveniently two, the hū hū belt/bring wind. 娜吾随手挥动两下,呼呼带风。 Mother! 妈耶! Flung the stick also on this might? 甩棍也就这威力了吧? Eldest Miss He frightens the complexion to be pallid, two fight the war. 何大小姐吓得脸色煞白,两股战战。 Three bosom friend also nearly not insane. 三位闺蜜也都差点儿没疯。 Day ah! Should she not want to eat this with Miaomiao?” “天!她该不会是想跟苗苗吃这个吧?” Do not frighten me! How possibly? This gadget I looked that felt in the evening will have the nightmare!” “你别吓我!怎么可能?这玩意儿我看一眼都感觉晚上会做噩梦!” „Is this barbarian who where comes?” “这是哪儿来的野蛮人?” Is ah! Throws this gadget to the pig, a little spirit pig does not bring to eat slightly!” “就是!把这玩意儿扔给猪,稍微有点儿志气的猪都不带吃的!” Talking in whispers of talking at once, some will always pass to the Nawu ear. 七嘴八舌的窃窃私语,总有一些会传到娜吾耳中。 Bear Big disdains shoots a look at one, raises the chin proudly, the air/Qi swallows ten thousand li (0.5 km) like the tiger. 熊大不屑的瞥去一眼,傲然扬起下巴,气吞万里如虎。 However, the small hand who the cheeks of becoming flushed and shiver was all explaining, actually she also very fears this thing. 然而,涨红的脸颊和颤抖的小手无一不是在说明,其实她也挺怵这玩意的。 She is likes eating the jianbing roll green onion, but that is also delicious jianbing adds the delicious garnishing volume right amount of green onion okay! 她是爱吃煎饼卷大葱,但那也得是好吃的煎饼加好吃的配菜卷适量的大葱才行啊 The normal people who can eat up now this thing? 正常人谁能吃得下现在这玩意? It can be said that for the good sisters happiness, she was really ready for any sacrifice...... 可以说,为了好姐妹的幸福,她是真的豁出去了…… However Eldest Young Wang does not want to select to praise to her. 然而汪大少一点都不想给她点赞。 Just blew flamboyant, must accompany to eat...... 刚吹完牛逼,要陪着吃来着…… Does brother regret now also with enough time not? 现在后悔还来得及不? Without Wang Yan found the way to urge, Nawu carries the kitchen knife, ka ka two blades get down, flinging the stick...... ah is not right, jianbing was cut three equal parts. 没等汪言想办法劝,娜吾拎起菜刀,咔咔两刀下去,甩棍……不对,煎饼就被斩成三等份。 Come, eldest miss, then a moment ago jumped, now do not instigate ah!” “来吧,大小姐,刚才那么跳,现在可别怂!” He Miaomiao has not eaten method of goading somebody into action of man, but, has not instigated the woman. 何苗苗从来没有吃过男人的激将法,但是,从来没有怂过女人。 Let alone is this first arrives shortly feels to look familiar . Moreover, big shame cow of inexplicable repugnance?! 更何况是这个第一眼看到就觉得眼熟,而且,莫名反感的大辱奶牛?! The small face is pallid, is actually clenching teeth stubbornly, received one of the three-sectioned cudgels. 小脸煞白,却死死咬着牙,一把接过三节棍之一。 Then, the speaker roared a throat to great shifu. 然后,扬声对大师傅吼了一嗓子。 Again additional time of spicy!” “再加一倍辣!” Again then, the angry glare looks to Fu Yushi: How doesn't she eat?” 再然后,怒目望向傅雨诗:“她怎么不吃?” She accompanies you to eat spicily!” “她陪你吃辣!” Nawu at the scene resentment, has swept Pao Tang (gun barrel) and other females: What's wrong? Your does bosom friend accompany you to eat jianbing ah?” 娜吾当场怼了回去,又扫过炮膛等三女:“怎么?你闺蜜陪你吃煎饼?” Pao Tang (gun barrel) the grip pants crotch, will shrink immediately in the future one step. 炮膛立即夹紧裤裆,往后缩了一步。 big sister, do we shut up are not good? 大姐,我们闭嘴还不行吗? Is good also can only, they kill in any case will not accompany Miaomiao to eat this type of thing. 行不行的也只能这么着了,反正她们打死都不会陪苗苗吃这种东西的。 If the parents give again live two legs, I do crawl now to you look to believe? 如果爹妈再给多生两条腿,我现在就爬给你们看信不信? Short hair girl also calculates to have loyal spirit, worried urged one. 短发妹子还算有义气,担忧的劝了一句。 Miaomiao, do we consider as finished otherwise? Competes with the two poor dog utility is not worthwhile......” 苗苗,要不然咱算了吧?跟两个穷狗小演员较劲多犯不上……” This looks is the unscrupulous eldest miss temperament, a few words offends many people, stirs up three points the anger. 这一看就是个肆无忌惮的大小姐脾气,一句话得罪好多人,又把火气激起来三分。 Snort!” “哼!” Nawu kā chā bites, jianbing has almost not cut by biting, the green onion bites actually clearly. 娜吾咔嚓一口咬下去,煎饼差点没咬断,大葱倒是咬得清脆。 Dares? Does not dare grumble!” “敢不敢?不敢别磨叽!” If eldest young unemotional heart dying embers looks at the Eldest Miss He coming up temperament, with kā chā one, swallows in the tears the belly silently. 大少面无表情心若死灰的看着何大小姐上来脾气,跟着咔嚓一口,默默把泪吞回肚子里。 Accompanied was gnawing one. 陪着啃了一口。 Gets down...... 一口下去…… fuck! 卧槽 Burnt jianbing, the taste is strong likely the old boasting, chews mouth strange taste, looks like quack remedy. 焦糊的煎饼,口感韧得像老牛皮,嚼到嘴里一股怪味,又像狗皮膏药。 Living sauce ku is salty, taste unpolished rice. 生酱齁咸,口感粗粝。 Shandong green onion that called one to clash, spicy taste straight leaping up forehead. 山东大葱那叫一个冲,辣味儿直蹿脑门。 That type spicy and hot pepper is different, it does not forget in the stomach to burn, toward the nose, has choked the person to think the dripping tears. 那种辣和辣椒还不一样,它不忘胃里烧,往鼻子里过,呛得人直想淌眼泪。 Wang Yan has experienced the hard times child, before also ate the shallot to dip the sauce, this feels unable to bear, it can be imagined, what feeling eldest miss He Miaomiao is. 汪言算是经历过苦日子的孩子,以前也吃过小葱蘸酱,就这都感觉受不了,可想而知,大小姐何苗苗又是一种什么样的感受。 ! 唰! Gets down, Eldest Miss He glamorous dripping tears. 一口下去,何大小姐华丽丽的淌眼泪了。 It is not exaggerating, just bit one, two lines of tears do not have the indication got down, obviously of impact. 一点不夸张,刚咬了一口,两行眼泪就那么毫无征兆的下来了,可见冲击之强。 What gadget...... is this? Wang Er'gou, I and you have not ended! Wū wū......” “呜……这是什么玩意儿?汪二狗,我和你没完!呜呜……” Half choke, half are suffering. 一半是呛的,一半是委屈的。 Thinks my solemn Princess He, by this crime? 想我堂堂何公主,啥时候受过这种罪? Blames you! 都怪你! She has not looked for the Nawu ignition, hated actually Wang Yan. 她没找娜吾发火,倒是把汪言恨上了。 Eldest Young Wang that called an injustice well......, was not injust. 汪大少那叫一个冤……好吧,一点不冤。 Is shrinking the neck, the gnawing cake of clenching jaws. 缩着脖子,咬牙切齿的啃饼。 Dead Bear Big, I have not ended with you! 熊大,我跟你没完! Has for the time being does not raise, this half jianbing that does not have, what eats three people are tears Wang Wang. 有完没完的暂且不提,这半截儿煎饼,把三个人吃的是眼泪汪汪 All surrounded masses to look dumbfounded, this was three ruthless stubbles he, can under result in this cruel-hearted to oneself, could not stir up! 所有的围观群众都看傻眼了,这是三个狠茬子丫,对自己都能下得了这种狠心,惹不起! Fu Yushi does not dare covering to measure jianbing, quickly pours water to Nawu, was actually shoved open by Nawu. 傅雨诗不敢罩量煎饼,急忙给娜吾倒水,却被娜吾一把推开。 „Does the thing that satisfies a craving, what water drink?” “这么过瘾的东西,喝什么水?” Wang Yan thinks that Bear Big must go crazy, next cannot prepare is on the liquor comes! 汪言以为熊大要发疯,下一句备不住是“上酒来”! The result is booing, Nawu came one: Gives me climbing mountains person from shanxi province black vinegar, solution Jiela!” 结果倒好,娜吾来了一句:“给我上山西老陈醋,解解辣!” Good, Bits drinks also heroically! 好么,比特么喝酒还豪迈! A person of small cup old black vinegar end comes up, Nawu raised the neck to do, surrounded masses to frighten the urine quickly. 一人一小盅老陈醋端上来,娜吾一扬脖子就干了,围观群众都快吓尿了。
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