„This way is incorrect.” “这样下去是不行的。” slow Shenhang looks at the jasmine, a face applies mechanically the words on some book to say greatly: „Human is to live in groups the lifeform, words of person, will always have problems.” 徐慎行看着茉莉,一脸了不起地套用某本书上的话语说道:“人类是群居生物,老是一个人的话,会出问题的。” „Landlord,” jasmine transfers to from the television the vision slow Shenhang face, unemotionally: „You decided to look for the girlfriend finally.” “房东,”茉莉将目光从电视上移到徐慎行脸上,面无表情地:“你终于决定找女朋友了吗。” „It is not!” “才不是！” slow Shenhang hates bitterly: „I mean you! Besides me, do you have other friends?” 徐慎行痛心疾首:“我是说你啊！除了我之外,你还有其他朋友吗？” „, The nest and landlord unexpectedly are friends!” “诶,窝和房东居然是朋友！” „Why must show that surprised expression! I am quite grieved feed!” “为什么要露出那么惊讶的表情啊！我好心痛啊喂！” slow Shenhang mind received suddenly/violently to strike. 徐慎行的心灵受到了暴击。 „, The landlord unexpectedly is a virgin!” “诶,房东居然是处男！” „This stem almost should also play enough!” “这个梗差不多也该玩够了吧！” „, The landlord unexpectedly is bald!” “诶,房东居然是秃头！” „Not!” “才不是啊！” Has gotten back one's composure slow Shenhang to discover that was sexually harassed by own pet. 回过神徐慎行来发现被自己的宠物调戏了。 „Therefore , I want you to make several friends......” “所以说,我要你交几个朋友……” „Nest has the friend.” “窝有朋友。” The jasmine put out own cell phone briefly and to the point, above was demonstrating a communications software, in inside contact person chock full is the personal names. 茉莉言简意赅地拿出了自己的手机,上面正显示着一个通讯软件,里面的联系人里满满当当都是人名。 „Is only the netizen......” “只是网友而已吧……” „With the mushroom( god of the land) cooperation, with the woman and their video that the mud pinches, they will give the nest money.” “和蘑菇(土地神)合作,用泥捏的女人和他们视频,他们会给窝钱。” „Stops quickly! Do not continue to deceive the mind of pure dwelling male!” “快住手！不要继续欺骗纯洁的宅男们的心灵了啊！” These people were too pitiful, what likes is pile of mud, was deceived the sentiment not saying that will also be deceived the property...... 这些人太可怜了,喜欢的是一堆泥巴,被欺骗感情不说还会被欺骗财物…… On the other hand, no wonder that god of the land loli krypton gold/metal was not lenient recently,...... this could be so that's how it is the evil god act...... 话说回来,难怪最近那位土地神萝莉氪金起来毫不手软,原来如此啊……这已经能算是邪神行径了吧…… „In brief, you were extremely eccentric, although does not want you to turn yeah shakes the reveal to save that degree of school, but at least becomes friends to me.” His righteousness expression said: „When was deceived by me gave a try perhaps, you will also discover when the time comes has the advantage of friend.” “总而言之,你太过孤僻了,虽然不是要你变成哎抖露拯救学院的那种程度,不过至少给我交个朋友吧。”他义正言辞地说道:“就当被我骗了试试看吧,说不定到时候你也会发现有朋友的好处呢。” Therefore next day jasmine Song jade belt of understanding the true situation. 于是第二天茉莉就把不明真相的宋玉带了回来。 „Gives me to go to your school to look!” “给我去你的学校里找啊！” „......” “哦……” „Successful words, I give you to line up to buy the station that side bakery strawberry cake with limited quantity.” “成功的话,我给你排队买车站那边蛋糕店限量的草莓蛋糕。” „Oh-!” “喔-！” The recollection ended- 回忆结束- The jasmine looked up to eat happy Cui Yingying who the meal ate, thinks, then knocked the table with the chopsticks, attracted the attention of opposite party. 茉莉抬头看了看吃套餐吃的正欢的崔莹莹,想了想,然后用筷子敲了敲桌子,将对方的注意力吸引了过来。 Among the surrounding schoolmates produced some unrests, such as ‚looked quickly, really must to that not know the profound new student/life intended’ ‚that girl is quite pitiful’ ‚must report the teacher’ ‚gave up, even the teachers were not the opponent of that person’ ‚hu-hu, the junior high pupil was really good’ ‚that side chef, I had reported to the police’ and so on sound continuously, but controlled in the degree , by that side two people not being heard. 周围的同学们之间都产生了一些骚乱,诸如‘快看,果然要对那个不知道天高地厚的新生出手了’‘那个女孩好可怜啊’‘要不要去报告老师啊’‘放弃吧,就算老师都不是那个人的对手’‘呼哧呼哧,初中生实在是太棒了’‘那边的厨师,我已经报警了’之类的声音此起彼伏,不过都控制在不会被那边两人听到的程度内。 Although no egg regarding the sense very keen jasmine uses and that's the end. 虽然对于感官非常敏锐的茉莉来说没什么卵用就是了。 However the jasmine is also disinclined to manage them. 不过茉莉也懒得去管他们。 „What's wrong?” Cui Yingying who does not know the circumstances of the matter completely looks up a face disgruntled jasmine, asked cautiously. “怎么了吗？”完全不知情的崔莹莹抬起头来看着一脸不悦的茉莉,小心翼翼地问道。 „Nests have eaten meal together, therefore was the friend.” “窝们一起吃过饭,所以是朋友了。” The jasmine is putting on a serious face as before, very said stiffly: „As the proof of friendship, these eats to you.” 茉莉依旧板着脸,十分生硬地说道:“作为友谊的证明,这些就给你吃吧。” Was saying she carrot, coriander and green pepper oneself dinner plate clamped in Cui Yingying's dinner plate completely. 说着她把自己餐盘里的胡萝卜、香菜、青椒全部夹到了崔莹莹的餐盘里。 These are only yourself do not want to eat feed! 这些只是你自己不想吃吧喂！ Cui Yingying is embarrassed the face to look vegetables hill that in own dinner plate comes out suddenly, somewhat feels helpless. 崔莹莹囧着脸看着自己餐盘里突然多出来的蔬菜小山,有些不知所措。 „In return, this nest accepted.” “作为交换,这个窝就收下了。” Then, the jasmine clamped biggest one to roast from the opposite party dinner plate. 说完,茉莉就从对方餐盘里夹走了最大的一块叉烧。 „...... I kept...... Cui Yingying who enjoyed finally to show the greatly disappointed expression especially”, finally can only eat the vegetables that is piling her own not to like pitiful. “呜……我特地留到最后享用的……”崔莹莹露出了大受打击的表情,最后只能可怜兮兮地吃着那堆她自己也不怎么喜欢的蔬菜。 The surroundings saw that this schoolmates must sympathize with adverse current to become river simply...... 周围见到这一幕的同学们简直要同情逆流成河了…… But the tribulation of young girl had not ended. 但少女的磨难并没有结束。 Rather, this is only a start. 倒不如说,这才只是个开始。 „Cui Yunyun.” “崔云云。” The lunch break, the jasmine suddenly appears before Cui Yingying: „As the friend, your work nest is impolite.” 午休时间,茉莉突然出现在崔莹莹面前:“作为朋友,你的作业窝不客气了。” Then she ignores latter's wish, took up the classwork of opposite party fast. 然后她就不顾后者的意愿,飞快地抄起了对方的课堂作业。 „Hey hey hey...... wait/etc, I have not completed, at least waited for me to finish......” “噫噫噫……等等,我还没做完,至少等我写完……” The words saying that cannot remember including own name, she said this saying will not blush! 话说连自己的名字都记不住,她说这话难道就不会脸红的吗！ Cui Yingying is thinking at heart silently. 崔莹莹在心里默默地想。 Then starts until the afternoon's first class, jasmine not work also her. 然后直到下午第一节课开始,茉莉还是没把作业还她。 Class recess. 课间时分。 „Cui...... that anyone, the rubber of nest disappears, as the friend, your first borrows the nest to use ~” “崔……那个谁,窝的橡皮不见了,作为朋友,你的先借窝用一下吧~” „This isn't completely the dialogue between friends? Waits for...... that giraffe rubber is the collection uses, the words that must borrow take away this simple white rubber!” “这个已经完全不是朋友之间的对话了吧？等一下……那块长颈鹿橡皮是收藏用的,要借的话就把这块朴素的白橡皮拿去啊！” Waits for the giraffe to come back, its head has vanished into thin air. 等长颈鹿回来的时候,它的脑袋已经不翼而飞了。 In the evening when is on vacation from school. 晚上放学时。 „Village is reluctant to part, as the friend, cleaning troubled you!” „This time linked a character not to call finally right......” “村依依,作为朋友,扫除就麻烦你了！”“这次终于连一个字都没叫对了吗……” „Next time will ask you to eat the green pepper.” “下次会请你吃青椒的。” „I do not eat that......” “我才不要吃那个……” In some sense encounters Cui Yingying who the campus humiliated to cry but have no tears. 从某种意义上遭到了校园欺凌的崔莹莹欲哭无泪。 The mother I wants to return goes to the capital. 妈妈我想回上京。 Cut-off rule- 分割线- „Landlord, you said right.” After returning to Sakura Apartment to eat the strawberry cake is taking the food, on the jasmine face of dessert the rare appearance the satisfied facial expression: „Friend, is very useful!” “房东,你说的没错诶。”回到樱公寓吃着草莓蛋糕作为饭后甜点的茉莉脸上少见的出现了满足的神情:“朋友,很有用！” „Right, where I always feel some not right......” “是吗,我总觉得哪里有些不对劲……” In the washing dishes slow Shen good doubt has come back to look to sitting eats the cake to look at the jasmine of television on the sofa: „Did you really hand over the friend?” 在洗碗的徐慎行狐疑地回过头望向坐在沙发上边吃蛋糕边看电视的茉莉:“你真的交到朋友了吗？” „Proper.” “妥妥的。” The fiendish people pat the chest guarantee that has almost not been fluctuating to say. 魔王拍着几乎没有起伏的胸部保证道。 But slow Shenhang has doubts has not eliminated. 但徐慎行心里的疑惑还是没有消去。 The jasmine the matter in school he also knows in the past, wants the little fellow to hand over the friend in just one day, should not have simply is so right. He also wants to train the social capability of young girl taking advantage of this matter, even has not handed over the friend to hold anything to anticipate to the jasmine. 茉莉过去在学校里的事他也知道,要小家伙在短短一天里交到朋友,应该没那么简单才对。他也只是想借这事锻炼一下少女的社交能力而已,甚至都没对茉莉交到朋友抱有什么期待。 The strawberry cake original function is also when little fellow, because has not handed over the friend to feel when loses item that is used to comfort. 就连草莓蛋糕原本的作用也是在小家伙因为没交到朋友而感到失落时用来安慰的道具。 However never expected that she actually really handed over the friend smoothly. 然而没想到她却真的顺利交到了朋友。 Thinks of here, he puts down in the hand the final tray, unties apron, gives in spirit ghost at the same time, letting them tableware anything's receiving good, this continues saying: „Then will ask your friend to come home to play in tomorrow, what person I also want to take a look at your friend am.” 想到这里,他放下手里最后的盘子,解开身上的围裙,递给等在一边的灵鬼,让它们把餐具什么的收好,这才继续说道:“那么明天请你的朋友来家里玩玩吧,我也想看看你的朋友是什么样的人。” „Does not have the issue.” “没问题。” The jasmine continues to reply fast. 茉莉继续飞快地回答。 „Does not ask that the opinion of your friend did decide?” “不问问你朋友的意见就决定了吗？” slow Shenhang looks that the jasmine not replied hesitant, at heart not the wonderful premonition became more and more serious. 徐慎行看着茉莉毫无犹豫地回答,心里不妙的预感变得越来越严重了。 Perhaps, the jasmine misunderstood anything. 说不定,茉莉误会了什么。 „The friend in nest, is a good person.” “窝的朋友,是个好人。” Has not caused a puzzle aware young girl face to say to others completely greatly. 完全没有给别人造成了困扰自觉的少女一脸了不起地说道。 Author message: 作者留言: Line ball fiasco ~ 压线大失败~ Thanking me is the senior driver and hitting of book dealer 229428287 schoolmates enjoys ~ 感谢我是老司机、书客229428287同学的打赏~