In mountain valley! 山谷之中！ king Youli racks one's brains the Wang Ke custom-made horse buttocks article, this fucking, oneself write high mountain running water article for a lifetime, but also writes for the first time meets the rusticity. To be fresh refined and pleasant, must make everyone look praised a good horse buttocks, how you do not die! Let me write this thing? 王有礼苦思王可定制的马屁文,这特么的,自己一辈子写高山流水般文章,还第一次写这么接地气的。要清新脱俗、赏心悦目,要让所有人看了都夸一句好马屁,你怎么不去死啊！让我写这玩意？ The key, I have not written! 关键,我没写过啊！ Then, king Youli racked one's brains for one day and one night. 就这样,王有礼苦思了整整一天一夜。 „King is courteous, are you good? This one day and one night, did you boast to me? What greatly good Wenzong, Wenzong your? Pats a horse buttocks, is so difficult?” Wang Ke stares to look that is courteous to the king. “王有礼,你行不行啊？这都一天一夜了,你是不是给我吹牛皮啊？什么大善文宗,文宗就你这样子？拍个马屁而已,有那么难吗？”王可瞪眼看向王有礼。 Saw that the king deeply inspires courteous: „Pen!” 就看到王有礼深吸口气:“笔来！” The grooms dispatch a writing brush immediately. 马夫顿时递出一支毛笔。 Saw that the king started to write courteous. 就看到王有礼开始写了起来。 „«Praised Friendly Sovereign»?” Wang Ke looks that the king writes courteous. “《颂善皇》？”王可看着王有礼所写。 The good sovereign naturally is the Wang Ke father-in-law, this piece of horse buttocks article flatters the father-in-law, naturally called to praise the good sovereign. 善皇自然就是王可老丈人,这片马屁文就是吹捧老丈人的,自然叫着颂善皇。 „When Saint sovereign leaves eternal night, a word law has the world daytime! Did your introduction start to praise? Before my father-in-law appears, eternally like night? My father-in-law opens the mouth, decided the law of the world, did father-in-law's every word and deed, make the eternal night change the daytime instantaneously? The kings are courteous, you can, the introduction select the topic, but can also the antithesis be neat?” Wang Ke surprised say/way. “圣皇出时万古夜,一言法出天下昼！呃,你这开篇就开始夸了？我老丈人出现之前,万古如黑夜？我老丈人一开口,就定了天下之法,老丈人的一言一行,就让万古黑夜瞬间变白昼了？王有礼,你可以啊,开篇就点题,还能对仗工整？”王可惊讶道。 king Youli gets angry to look to Wang Ke: „Can you not want the review?” 王有礼黑着脸看向王可:“你能不要点评吗？” „Good, good, you continue, I do not disturb you to create!” Wang Ke look strange say/way. “好,好,你继续,我不打扰你创作！”王可神色古怪道。 „This «Praised Friendly Sovereign», I use the most popular eight-legged essay situation to write to you now, didn't you want the character to be many? This «Praised the Friendly Sovereign» character is many, the old man wrote a book and established a theory, writing the eight-legged essay in good was greatly difficult the opponent, did not say the character character pearl, but I can guarantee, each drew close to your request, did not welsh your 5 million jin (0.5 kg) spirit stone!” King courteous solemnly said. “这篇《颂善皇》,我用了当今最流行的八股文形势写给你,你不是要字多吗？这篇《颂善皇》的字就是多,老夫著书立说,书写八股文在大善难有对手,不说字字珠玑,但我能保证,每一句都贴近你的要求,不白赖你五百万斤灵石！”王有礼沉声道。 During the speeches, the king courteous beautiful calligraphy, wrote fast. 说话间,王有礼笔走龙蛇,快速书写了起来。 „Eight-legged essay?” Wang Ke stares. “八股文？”王可一愣。 This thing I do not understand! 这玩意我不太懂啊！ „Eight-legged essay the official of greatly good dynasty lifts the gentleman literary style form now, each scholar wanted the literary style of meeting, but must write good is quite difficult, my family Sir the eight-legged essay was matchless in the past, initially the preliminary examination, an article left, hundred official's costumes, established the literary arena position of my family Sir at one fell swoop. My family Sir gives you to be modest, wants you to understand, each character of my family Sir, is the character character pearl, no one may leave its right!” Nearby groom proud say/way. “八股文是当今大善皇朝的官方举士文体格式,每个读书人都要会的文体,但要写的好却极为艰难,我家大人当年八股文举世无双,当初科考,一文出,百官服,一举奠定了我家大人的文坛地位。我家大人给你谦虚,也希望你明白,我家大人的每一个字,都是字字珠玑,无人可出其右！”一旁马夫自豪道。 „Right? But, is seemingly genteel, no extraordinary!” Wang Ke look strange say/way. “是吗？可,看起来文绉绉的,没什么了不起的啊！”王可神色古怪道。 „Buzz!” “嗡！” king Youli forms a coherent whole, when last writes, the article on this paper seems presents seven color halos to be common. 王有礼一气呵成,最后一笔写出时,这纸上的文章都好似出现一层七彩光晕一般。 „Is this......?” Wang Ke curious say/way. “这是……？”王可好奇道。 „This is the literary style, but, the ordinary words paper inkstone and ordinary place, cannot be regarded fiercely, if before good gods ‚temple of Confucian learning’ writes, deciding however was the different gas phases!” king Youli said after a sigh. “这是文气,不过,普通笔墨纸砚、普通地方,算不得多厉害,若是在善神都的‘文庙’前书写,定然是不一样的气相了！”王有礼感叹道。 „Temple of Confucian learning?” Wang Ke surprised say/way. “文庙？”王可惊奇道。 king Youli has not paid attention to Wang Ke, but carefully looked this «Praised Friendly Sovereign». 王有礼没有理会王可,而是仔细又看了一下这篇《颂善皇》。 „King is courteous, do you inspect again, have the erroneous character, if there is an erroneous character, writes one to me again!” Wang Ke said. “王有礼,你再检查检查,有没有错别字,要是有错别字,再重给我写一篇！”王可说道。 king Youli shakes the head: „Relax, the article that my king Youli writes, never has the erroneous character, I am only somewhat regretted!” 王有礼摇了摇头:“放心,我王有礼写出来的文章,从来没有错别字,我只是有些惋惜！” „What regrets? This article horse buttocks pats isn't good? Written is not good, but must rewrite!” Wang Ke stares to say. “惋惜什么？难道这篇文章马屁拍的不好？写的不好,可要重写！”王可瞪眼道。 „No, I regretted, why I write is so good? The old men one as the officer are incorruptible, high character and integrity and shouldn't uncorrupt , this flattering article, I write usually the highest level level unexpectedly?” King courteous complexion ugly say/way. “不,我只是惋惜,为什么我写的这么好？老夫一身为官清正、高风亮节、两袖清风,不应该啊,这篇阿谀奉承的文章,我居然写出了平时最顶级的水平？”王有礼脸色难看道。 „Top level? This indicated, in your bone is to write the person of this kind of article! Your high character and integrity are only the false appearance!” The Wang Ke analysis said. “顶级水平？这说明,你骨子里就是写这类文章的人啊！你的高风亮节只是假象！”王可分析道。 king Youli the eye stares to have a fit of bad temper immediately said: „Cannot you insult my fame and integrity, is the old man possibly the villain of flattering? This article are not related with me, you listened, no relations!” 王有礼顿时眼睛一瞪炸毛道:“不许你侮辱我的名节,老夫怎么可能是阿谀奉承的小人？这篇文章与我没关系,你听好了,没有一点关系！” „, You do not fall like this, again many several characters!” Wang Ke urged. “不要这样嘛,你落个款,再多些几个字！”王可劝道。 „You have a dream! Also wants me to inscribe? I may be unable to throw this person! You listened, passed today, this article, I have not looked, without listening, not to have had with my relations, who depended on me, I will not acknowledge! also, cannot say! This article is Wang Ke! Hears not to have!” king Youli stares to say. “你做梦！还要我落款？我可丢不起这个人！你们听好了,过了今天,这篇文章,我没看过,也没听过,跟我一点关系也没有,谁赖在我身上,我也不会承认！还有,不许说出去！这篇文章是王可的！听到没有！”王有礼瞪眼道。 „Yes, Sir, subordinate pledges to fight to the death to defend the Sir fame and integrity! Has never seen this article!” The groom said immediately accordingly. “是,大人,属下誓死保卫大人名节！从未见过这篇文章！”那马夫顿时应声道。 Wang Ke stares to look that is courteous to the king: „Did not write an article, do you serve a need loudly to respond?” 王可瞪眼看向王有礼:“不就是写了一篇文章而已,你用得着这么大反应吗？” „This is not my article, is your article, also, your my two clear!” king Youli stares to say. “这不是我的文章,是你的文章,还有,你我两清了！”王有礼瞪眼道。 Wang Ke looks strangely: „My 5 million jin (0.5 kg) spirit stone, this two clear?” 王可面露古怪:“我五百万斤灵石,就这就两清了？” „Likes wanting!” King courteous solemnly said. “爱要不要！”王有礼沉声道。 „Wants, naturally wants, who makes me bump into your old Lai, the special mother, this time I owed in a big way!” Wang Ke depressed received this article. “要,当然要,谁让我碰上你这老赖呢,特娘的,这次我亏大了！”王可郁闷的接过这篇文章。 „Well, did you inscribe? Does this inscribe my name how to write?” Wang Ke stares to look that is courteous to the king. “咦,你落款了？这落款怎么写的我名字？”王可瞪眼看向王有礼。 „This is your thing, relates not to have with me, does not inscribe your name, is difficult to be inadequate also inscribes my? I may be unable to write the article that flatters!” king Youli immediately favorite say/way. “这本来就是你的东西,跟我一点关系没有,不落款你名字,难不成还落款我的啊？我可写不出这么阿谀奉承的文章！”王有礼顿时得意道。 Wang Ke: „............!” 王可:“…………！” Flattered? Also isn't your oneself writes? Also, did I pat my father-in-law horse buttocks? The father-in-law patted comfortably, I carried off You Yue not to have the resistance! 阿谀奉承怎么了？还不是你自己写的？再说了,我拍拍我老丈人马屁怎么了？老丈人拍舒服了,我带走幽月才没有阻力啊！ „Ok, that first this, should start off, one do not meet the rabbit king they to renege on a promise!” Wang Ke depressed receives this article. “行吧,那先这样吧,该上路了,别一会兔王他们又反悔了！”王可郁闷的收起这篇文章。 „I said that rabbit group fundamental having courage quantity! Boss yellow opens the mouth, which Monster Beast dares to court death?” Kings courteous from channel. “我说了,兔子团根本没有这个胆量！黄老板开口,哪个妖兽敢找死？”王有礼自信道。 --------- --------- Half a month later, good gods, in a main hall. 半个月后,善神都,一间大殿之中。 The main hall is dark, at this moment is having two people, one is Cao hero, another is to turn away from Cao hero magnificence robe man. 大殿幽暗,此刻正有着两个人,一个是曹雄,另一个是背对曹雄的华袍男子。 „Three crown princes, the process of fact, is so, the subordinate severe wound returns, because the injury is serious, therefore delayed some time therapy, returns to your letter report by today! Please three crown princes forgive!” Cao hero complexion ugly say/way. “三太子,事实的经过,就是如此,属下重伤归来,因为伤势惨重,所以耽搁了一段时间疗伤,到今天才回来禀报！请三太子恕罪！”曹雄脸色难看道。 Three crown prince hesitation moments: „Huang Yuee appears in the battlefield, rabbit king already to me reported that reported the process, but also mentioned, because of you, disrupted his plan, harmed it to fall short!” 三太子沉吟片刻:“黄月娥出现在战场,兔王已经向我禀报了经过,还提到,因为你,打乱了他的计划,害它功亏一篑！” Cao hero complexion changes: „Three crown princes, rabbit king this slanders me, is not this, blames the rabbit king, his mental illness, does not listen my, actually listens to Wang Ke to talk nonsense, the harmed my taking away person, was annihilated, three crown princes, this rabbit king damn!” 曹雄脸色一变:“三太子,兔王这是污蔑我,不是这样的,都怪兔王,他神经病,根本不听我的,却听王可胡说八道,害的我此次带去的人,全军覆没了,三太子,这兔王该死啊！” „Damn? You pick my token, why does not return in me, actually the king saw to the rabbit, did you also recognize each other?” Three crown prince cold said. “该死吗？你捡到我的令牌,为什么不归还于我,却给兔王看到了,你们还相认了？”三太子冷声道。 „? At that time was accidental/surprised, three crown princes, I do not know that before the rabbit king was you hired, I, I, was accidental/surprised!” Cao hero complexion ugly say/way. “啊？当时是意外,三太子,我之前并不知道兔王是您雇佣的啊,我,我,都是意外！”曹雄脸色难看道。 „Accident/Surprise?” Three crown prince solemnly said. “意外吗？”三太子沉声道。 „Yes, three crown princes forgive, you hire the rabbit group assassination king to be courteous, subordinate does not want to know that was only at that time......!” Cao hero is anxious for a while. “是,三太子恕罪,您雇佣兔子团刺杀王有礼,属下不想知道的,只是当时……！”曹雄一时焦急不已。 Assassination imperially appointed official . Moreover the high official of Ministry of Rites Shangshu this rank, do not say Cao hero, once exposes, three crown princes cannot take on, therefore, three crown princes ask the bystander to assassinate, finally, is known by Cao hero now, the heart that three crown princes silence a witness of crime had. 刺杀朝廷命官,而且还是礼部尚书这个级别的大官,不要说曹雄,一旦暴露出来,就连三太子也担待不起啊,所以,三太子才找外人去刺杀的,结果,现在被曹雄知道了,三太子杀人灭口的心都有了。 „Three crown princes, blame Wang Ke, he and Zhang Zhengdao deceives the color tip of rabbit group, will otherwise not make the rabbit group get angry, subordinate does not do clearly, this Wang Ke path why so wild, deceives color tip matter lacking virtue also to touch with the hand continually! Also deceives one crowd of rabbit sentiments!” Cao hero depressed say/way. “三太子,都怪王可,他和张正道去骗兔子团的彩礼钱,要不然也不会让兔子团那么发火,属下也搞不明白,这王可路子为什么这么野,连骗彩礼钱这种缺德事也要沾手！还去骗一群兔子感情！”曹雄郁闷道。 king hero this deceives the rabbit bridegroom's gift to bride's family the behavior , by the head of Cao hero this Ministry of Justice Shangshu, how may want to obtain? 王雄这骗兔子彩礼的行为,试问,以曹雄这刑部尚书的脑袋,怎么可能想得到？ Three crown princes deeply inspire: „Wang Ke now and king Youli in the same place? It seems like that your assassinations were useless!” 三太子深吸口气:“王可现在和王有礼在一起？看来,你们的刺杀都没用了！” A Cao hero face is depressed, indeed, king hero and king Youli in the same place, Cao hero naturally do not dare to make an appearance! But the rabbit king had been threatened by Huang Yuee, where has the guts to assassinate on the road? 曹雄一脸沮丧,的确,王雄和王有礼在一起,那曹雄自然不敢露面！而兔王被黄月娥威胁过了,哪有胆量在路上刺杀？ „Assassination king is courteous, I felt, three crown princes consider as finished! king Youli previously in good and evil two countries common border, but can also ask the rabbit group to begin, but now, the king enters greatly good dynasty boundary courteous, if were assassinated, harms the state system . Moreover, had been greeted by Huang Yuee, was assassinated again, at the appointed time traces, can definitely trace three crown princes, the gain does not equal the loss!” Cao Xiongquan said. “刺杀王有礼,我觉得,三太子还是算了！王有礼先前在善恶两国交界,还能请兔子团动手,可现在,王有礼进入大善皇朝地界了,若是被刺杀了,有损国体,而且,被黄月娥打过招呼了,再被刺杀,到时追查起来,肯定能追查到三太子,得不偿失了！”曹雄劝道。 Three crown princes sighed slightly, nod. 三太子微微一叹,点了点头。 „But, if assassinates Wang Ke, actually a also opportunity!” Cao hero narrows the eye to say. “不过,若是刺杀王可,其实还有一线机会！”曹雄眯眼道。 „?” Three crown princes have doubts to say. “哦？”三太子疑惑道。 „Separates Wang Ke and king courteous, three crown princes, you greet the king to turn over to toward personally courteous!” Cao hero serious say/way. “将王可与王有礼分开,三太子,您亲自去迎接王有礼归朝！”曹雄郑重道。 „Do I greet the king to turn over to toward personally courteous?” “我亲自去迎接王有礼归朝？” „Right, the king courteous this time went abroad on a diplomatic mission the greatly wicked dynasty, was the merit in the state, from, when the courteous reception greeted, three crown princes as the greatly good crown prince, condescended to fall expensively go, king Youli decided however paying a visit to reverential awe! Naturally, welcome that I said that does not go to the Wang Ke place, but goes to king Youli the insignia team place! Before the kings are courteous fans out in two groups, oneself saddle horse car(riage) walks, the insignia team walks, one light and one dark. Now, three crown princes go to the insignia team, the king return to the insignia courteous surely. At the appointed time......!” In Cao Xiongyan flashes through a self-confidence. “对,王有礼此次出使大恶皇朝,算是功在社稷,自当礼遇迎接,三太子作为大善太子,屈尊降贵前去,王有礼定然诚惶诚恐的拜见！当然,我说的迎接,并不是去王可处,而是去王有礼的仪仗队伍处！王有礼之前兵分两路,自己坐马车走一路,仪仗队伍走一路,一明一暗。现在,三太子前往仪仗队伍,王有礼必定回归仪仗。到时……！”曹雄眼中闪过一股自信。 „At the appointed time will Wang Ke go to the insignia team along with king Youli?” Three crown princes narrow the eye to say. “到时王可会随王有礼前往仪仗队伍吗？”三太子眯眼道。 „I do not feel, the insignia team of going abroad on a diplomatic mission two countries, says many, can many? Although the insignia team is the Ministry of Rites member, but, the king definitely knows courteous in definitely has the informer of good sovereign, few person can also explain fell behind, many, then explained troublesome! The kings should not go looking for trouble courteous!” Cao hero serious say/way. “我觉得不会,出使两国的仪仗队伍,说多一个人,就能多一个人的吗？仪仗队伍虽然是礼部成员,但,王有礼肯定知道里面肯定有善皇的眼线,少一个人还能解释掉队了,多一个人,回头解释起来麻烦！王有礼应该不会自找麻烦！”曹雄郑重道。 „?” Three crown princes narrow the eye. “哦？”三太子眯起眼睛。 „subordinate inquires, Zhang Zhengdao already arrives in the good gods, Wang Ke and Zhang Zhengdao have Hundred Thousand Great Mountains together, therefore, subordinate speculated that Wang Ke must come the good gods! Wang Ke and king separate courteous, certainly must come the good gods to converge with Zhang Zhengdao, but at this moment, Wang Ke leaves behind!” Cao hero narrows the eye to say. “属下打探到,张正道已经抵达善神都,王可与张正道一同出十万大山,所以,属下推测王可也要来善神都！王可与王有礼分开,肯定要来善神都与张正道汇合,而此刻,正是王可落单的时候！”曹雄眯眼道。 „You must use the power of Ministry of Justice, apprehends Wang Ke?” Three crown princes knit the brows to say. “你要用刑部之权,捉拿王可？”三太子皱眉道。 „Manager subordinate the Ministry of Justice, this moment nears, various departments are maintaining the good god public security, my Ministry of Justice naturally cannot make some pirates and escape avid followers come the good gods to disturb, subordinate will arrange the person, the search to post a reward some pirates, sends people to defend the inspection to come the good god everyone's guide and household register, catching the pirate is false, looking for Wang Ke is real! subordinate ensure Wang Ke cannot enter the good gods to be discovered, then we outside city, it......!” In Cao Xiongyan flashes through one murderous aura. “属下主管刑部,此刻恩科在即,各部门都在维护善神都治安,我刑部自然不能让一些江洋大盗、越狱狂徒来善神都捣乱啊,属下会安排人,搜查悬赏一些江洋大盗,借此派人防守检查前来善神都所有人的路引、户籍,抓江洋大盗是假,找王可是真！属下保证,王可进不了善神都就被发现,然后我们在城外,将其……！”曹雄眼中闪过一股杀气。 „Good! Cao hero, I do not hope that you make a mistake again!” Three crown prince solemnly said. “好！曹雄,我不希望你再出错！”三太子沉声道。 „Relax, three crown princes! Hundred Thousand Great Mountains is the Wang Ke home game, here is our home games!” In Cao Xiongyan flashes through a pride. “放心,三太子！十万大山是王可主场,这里是我们的主场！”曹雄眼中闪过一股自傲。 PS: Three finish! PS:三更毕！