The early morning sunlight illumination entire mountain valley, Wang Ke gazed after the Huang Yuee flying to vanish in the horizon! 清晨的阳光照射整个山谷,王可目送黄月娥飞天消失在了天边！ Nearby king Youli sits cross-legged to sit, suddenly a blood spouts. 一旁王有礼盘膝而坐,忽然一口鲜血喷出。 „Pū!” “噗！” The blood is jet black, the king courteous long shouted the tone. 鲜血漆黑,王有礼长呼口气。 „Boss yellow is really fierce, a palm helped me drive the poison!” king Youli said after a sigh. “黄老板果然厉害,一掌就帮我驱毒了！”王有礼感叹道。 „King is courteous, did your poisonous this untie?” Wang Ke curious say/way. “王有礼,你毒这就解开了？”王可好奇道。 „Good, was lucky Boss yellow acts, you look at me, now the aura restored!” king Youli said with a smile. “不错,多亏了黄老板出手,你看我,现在气息恢复了！”王有礼笑道。 „Bang!” “嘭！” The king courteous aura erupts, immediately raises all around one pile of crushed stones. 王有礼气息爆发,顿时掀起四周一堆碎石。 „Yuan god boundary?” Wang Ke surprised say/way. “元神境？”王可惊讶道。 „Good, the old man is Yuan god boundary cultivation base, but the poison was suppressed, now was good!” king Youli said with a smile. “不错,老夫本来就是元神境修为,只是中毒才被压制的,现在好了！”王有礼笑道。 „What to be good, your Yuan god boundary definitely was not the rabbit king opponent, Huang Yuee walked, again what to do met the rabbit group to come back?” Wang Ke stares to say. “好什么啊,你这元神境肯定也不是兔王对手,黄月娥都走了,一会兔子团再回来怎么办？”王可瞪眼道。 „, Boss yellow will not personally act, which Monster Beast also dares hurriedly! Complies with the words of Boss yellow, if which Monster Beast dares to violate, that is the disaster!” king Youli said with a smile. “不会了,黄老板亲自出面,哪个妖兽还敢造次啊！答应黄老板的话,哪个妖兽要是敢违背,那等来的才是灾难！”王有礼笑道。 „Is Huang Yuee, only a pet shop boss? Very fierce?” Wang Ke curious say/way. “黄月娥,只是一个宠物店老板吧？很厉害吗？”王可好奇道。 „Greatly good dynasty, fights the temple now one of the two big war-gods, you said fiercely!” king Youli shakes the head. “大善皇朝,战神殿如今两大战神之一,你说厉不厉害！”王有礼摇了摇头。 Wang Ke gets angry: „Fights the war-god of temple? Isn't that martial Shenjing cultivation base?” 王可黑着脸:“战神殿的战神？那不是武神境修为？” „Right!” king Youli said. “对啊！”王有礼说道。 „Was she greatly good dynasty fights the war-god of temple? How didn't you tell me a moment ago?” Wang Ke stares to say. “她是大善皇朝战神殿的战神？你刚才怎么不告诉我？”王可瞪眼道。 „, Don't you know? I looked that Boss yellow chatted quite a while with you!” king Youli curious say/way. “呃,你不知道吗？我看黄老板跟你聊半天的啊！”王有礼好奇道。 „I do not know! I am also feeling strange, how she knows that I in the Hundred Thousand Great Mountains situation, understood compared with you unexpectedly, gathering, she fights the temple! fucking, you did not say early!” Wang Ke staring indignant say/way. “我知道个屁啊！我还奇怪着呢,她怎么知道我在十万大山的情况,居然比你还了解,合着,她是战神殿的啊！特么,你不早说！”王可瞪眼气愤道。 „Said early does?” King courteous puzzled say/way. “早说干什么？”王有礼不解道。 „I am to fight the temple looks for my teacher, this ready-made free rider, I have not followed, I rubbish the half of the day with your such bad old man!” Wang Ke is indignant immediately. “我就是要去战神殿找我师尊的啊,这现成的搭便车,我没有跟上,我跟你这么个糟老头子废话半天！”王可顿时气愤不已。 king Youli face twitches: „You said that who is bad the old man?” 王有礼面部一阵抽搐:“你说谁糟老头子呢？” „You not? Is your appearance young? Has me to lead?” Wang Ke stares to say. “你不是吗？你这模样还年轻吗？有我帅吗？”王可瞪眼道。 The kings are courteous: „..................!” 王有礼:“………………！” „also, I helped you delay the time, did not collect your money, my loss, troubled you to reimburse! Sealing Light Mirror altogether loses 5 million jin (0.5 kg) spirit stone, reimburses!” Wang Ke said. “还有,本来我帮你拖延时间,就不收你钱了,我这次损失,麻烦你报销一下！定光镜一共损耗五百万斤灵石,来报销一下！”王可说道。 king Youli gets angry to look to Wang Ke. 王有礼黑着脸看向王可。 „Do you visit me to do? My already was safe a moment ago, can walk, is you must drag me into the water, otherwise, can I consume 5 million jin (0.5 kg) spirit stone? All because of you, this sum of money, you won't repudiate a debt?” Wang Ke stares to look that is courteous to the king. “你看着我干什么？刚才我都已经安全了,都可以走了,是你非要拖我下水的,要不然,我能消耗五百万斤灵石？全都是因为你,这笔钱,你不会赖账吧？”王可瞪眼看向王有礼。 „I do not have money!” king Youli stares to say. “我没钱！”王有礼瞪眼道。 „Fart, others said, three years of clear governor of prefecture 100,000 snowflake moneys, your already was Ministry of Rites Shangshu, making money to not playing to be the same? 5 million jin (0.5 kg) are spirit stone, to you many? That is my hard-earned money!” Wang Ke stares to get angry said. “放屁,人家说,三年清知府十万雪花银,你这都已经是礼部尚书了,捞钱还不跟玩一样？五百万斤灵石,对你来说多吗？那可是我的血汗钱！”王可瞪眼怒道。 „Really does not have money! The old men are uncorrupt, never takes bribes and perverts justice!” king Youli shakes the head. “真没钱！老夫两袖清风,从不贪赃枉法！”王有礼摇了摇头。 „You talk nonsense, you previously also handed over to sell several rabbits to gain one!” Wang Ke stares to say. “你放屁,你先前还转手卖了几只兔子赚了一笔！”王可瞪眼道。 „My family Sir is an honest official, is the scholar, really does not have money!” Nearby groom lends a hand to say in side. “我家大人是清官,是读书人,真的没钱！”一旁马夫在旁帮衬道。 Wang Ke gets angry to look that is courteous to the present king: „King is courteous, you leave go too far! I burnt one pot fragrant spicy rabbit not to collect your money to you, I delayed the time to rescue your life a moment ago, I did not haggle over with you, your most major general my 5 million jin (0.5 kg) spirit stone of this loss gave back to me. fucking, this loss, all because of you!” 王可黑着脸看向眼前的王有礼:“王有礼,你别太过分啊！我给你烧了一锅香辣兔头就不收你钱了,刚才我拖延时间救你一命,我也不跟你计较了,你最少将我这损失的五百万斤灵石还给我。特么,这次损失,全都因为你！” „Really does not have money!” king Youli shakes the head. “真没钱！”王有礼摇了摇头。 Wang Ke stares the king to be courteous, suddenly, the atmosphere becomes incomparably withers awkwardly, this is the first time that Wang Ke ran into such direct old Lai! 王可瞪着王有礼,一时间,现场气氛变得无比尴尬肃杀,这还是王可第一次遇到这么直接的老赖！ fucking, my money, you also dare to depend! 特么的,我的钱,你也敢赖！ „Does not give money, does not give!” Wang Ke stares to say. “不给钱,不给走！”王可瞪眼道。 „Or, this......!” king Youli knits the brows to say. “要不,这样吧……！”王有礼皱眉道。 „What's wrong? You richly also?” Wang Ke curious say/way. “怎么？你有钱还了？”王可好奇道。 „It is not, I write a character to you!” king Youli thinks to say. “不是,我给你写一幅字吧！”王有礼想了想说道。 Wang Ke: „..................!” 王可:“………………！” Do you write a character to me? I am not the mental illness, do I want your character to do? 你给我写一幅字？我又不是神经病,我要你一幅字干什么？ „The previous time, my character, was auctioned 5 million jin (0.5 kg) spirit stone, my character value price, I can write several characters to you!” king Youli said. “上次,我的一幅字,被人拍卖到了五百万斤灵石,我的字值这个价,我可以给你多写几个字！”王有礼说道。 „Your previous character auction to 5 million jin (0.5 kg) spirit stone, money? Isn't this money? Also I!” Wang Ke stares to say. “你上次的字拍卖到五百万斤灵石,钱呢？这不是钱吗？还我！”王可瞪眼道。 I do not want your character. 我才不要你的字。 „That year, the south floods, I donated the southern misery common people!” king Youli said. “那年,南方水灾,我捐给南方苦难百姓了！”王有礼说道。 Wang Ke: „..................!” 王可:“………………！” Your fucking blows, asks for money with you ? Rather contributed must be old Lai? 你特么就吹吧,跟你要钱,就没有？宁可捐了也要做老赖？ „Come, takes the table, grinds ink to me, I write a character to Wang Ke, counter-balances these 5 million jin (0.5 kg) spirit stone!” Wang Ke is telling to the groom. “来,将桌子拿出来,给我磨墨,我给王可写一幅字,抵消这五百万斤灵石！”王可对着马夫吩咐道。 „Yes!” The grooms complied immediately. “是！”马夫顿时照做了起来。 Wang Ke stares to look that is courteous to the king: „Do you do? Do you do? Who wants your character!” 王可瞪眼看向王有礼:“你干什么？你干什么？谁要你的字啊！” „You can not want, but, I must give! A character, 5 million jin (0.5 kg) spirit stone! I wrote in any case did not owe you, what to do you want what to do.” king Youli answered. “你可以不要,但,我不可以不给！一幅字,五百万斤灵石！反正我写了就不欠你的了,你想怎么办就怎么办。”王有礼解释道。 Nearby groom started to rub an inkstick. 一旁马夫开始研墨了。 Wang Ke suction port cold qi, this king courteous old did Lai to a boundary, this fucking buy and sell by using compulsion but actually? I had not said that wants your character, can your convert 5 million jin (0.5 kg) spirit stone counter-balance to give me forcefully? 王可倒吸口寒气,这王有礼老赖到一个境界了,这特么强买强卖吗？我没说要你的字啊,你这要强行折算五百万斤灵石抵消给我？ „King is courteous, do not go too far, your character value money! You write at sixes and sevens, possibly to be how valuable? Others spend 5 million jin (0.5 kg) spirit stone to buy your character, is not your character is valuable, because of your officer position, your officer position is valuable, he wants to bribe you, couldn't you have looked? Character value 5 million jin (0.5 kg) spirit stone, how you think?” Wang Ke stares to get angry said. “王有礼,你别欺人太甚,你一幅字值个屁钱！你写的乱七八糟的,怎么可能值钱？人家花五百万斤灵石买你一幅字,不是你一幅字值钱,而是因为你的官位,你的官位值钱,他想要贿赂你而已,你还看不出来吗？一幅字值五百万斤灵石,你怎么想的啊？”王可瞪眼怒道。 „My family Sir was Wenzong of greatly good dynasty, wrote a book and established a theory innumerably, the article carried the world, even if the Sir did not serve as an official, a character large sum of money was still difficult to ask, was not the depending officer position that you said!” Nearby groom stares to say immediately. “我家大人乃是大善皇朝的文宗,著书立说无数,文载天下,就算大人不做官,一幅字也万金难求,可不是你说的靠的官位！”一旁马夫顿时瞪眼道。 Wang Ke gets angry to look to the groom, you blow. 王可黑着脸看向马夫,你就吹吧。 „Wang Ke, you do not understand, later you knew, come, you must write anything, I write to you!” Kings courteous from channel. “王可,你不懂,以后你就知道了,来,你要写什么,我给你写！”王有礼自信道。 A Wang Ke face twitch, this old Lai, real shameless? To counter-balance 5 million jin (0.5 kg) spirit stone with a character? This fucking! What to do? He the Yuan god boundary, I cannot be victorious now he, this sum of money is also or came back? 王可面部一阵抽动,这老赖,真的不要脸了？想要用一幅字抵消五百万斤灵石？这特么的！怎么办？他现在都元神境了,我又打不过他,这笔钱是再也要不回来了？ I then have Hundred Thousand Great Mountains, made one to do business at a loss the business? 我这才出十万大山啊,就做了一笔赔本买卖？ Wang Ke stares to stare at the king to be courteous depressed. 王可郁闷瞪眼盯着王有礼。 king Youli takes pen in hand to wait for patiently. 王有礼提笔耐心等待。 Deeply inspires, without the means that does business, since loses money, that can only reduce the loss, aren't you a character are valuable? That gives me to write, the character are many, at the appointed time disassembles to sell for money. 深吸口气,没办法,做生意既然赔了钱,那只能减少损失啊,你不是一幅字值钱吗？那就给我多写点,字多,到时拆开来卖钱。 „Good, you must write, that writes an article!” Wang Ke deep suction port gas channel/angrily said. “好吧,你要写,那就写一篇文章吧！”王可深吸口气道。 „? You set the topic casually! I do everything possible.” Kings courteous from channel. “哦？你随便出题！我尽力而为。”王有礼自信道。 Mentioned writes an article, king Youli a repel, greatly good Wenzong has not had unearned reputation obviously. 提到写文章,王有礼没有一点排斥,显然大善文宗并非浪得虚名的。 „My this time goes to the good gods, looks my girlfriend You Yue, will definitely run into my father-in-law, my father-in-law beats the affectionate couple by some chance, I quite had a headache, must pat father-in-law's horse buttocks! You write an eulogy, to eulogize my father-in-law's horse buttocks article!” Wang Ke looked that is courteous to the king. “我这次去善神都,去找我女朋友幽月,肯定会遇到我老丈人,我那老丈人万一棒打鸳鸯,那我就比较头疼了,必须要拍拍老丈人的马屁！你就写一篇讴歌、歌颂我老丈人的马屁文吧！”王可看向王有礼。 King courteous complexion one stiff: „ What do you want me to write? 王有礼脸色一僵:“你要我写什么？马、马、马屁文？” „Right, is eulogizes and eulogizes my father-in-law, takes me as the first angle of view, must go all-out to pat my father-in-law comfortably!” Wang Ke said. “对啊,就是讴歌、歌颂我老丈人的,以我为第一视角,要尽全力将我老丈人拍舒服了！”王可说道。 king Youli a face twitch: „Old man life is incorruptible, never bows to the powerful official, the heart has the righteous qi, never pats the person horse buttocks, has not written the article of flattering, do not say that wrote the horse buttocks article! I will not write!” 王有礼面部一阵抽动:“老夫一生清正,从来不向权贵低头,心有正气,从不拍人马屁,也从来没写过阿谀奉承的文章,更不要说写马屁文了！我不会写！” „Aiya? Was you made me set the topic a moment ago, was you said that was casual I to set the topic, you went all-out to write, this I wanted you to write an article, did you actually care about your fame and integrity? You must care about your fame and integrity, should not be old Lai, don't go into debt also? Your my 5 million jin (0.5 kg) spirit stone, I have not wanted you to write! Your this must stand, must repudiate a debt, where has people like you?” Wang Ke stares to say. “哎呀？刚才是你让我出题的,是你说随便我出题,你尽全力写的,这我要你写一篇文章,你却在乎你的名节？你要在乎你名节,你别做老赖啊,你别欠债不还啊？你还我五百万斤灵石,我就不要你写了！你这又要站着,又要赖账,哪有你这样的人啊？”王可瞪眼道。 On king Youli face immediately azure purple. 王有礼脸上顿时一阵青一阵紫。 fucking, how would I know, you want me to write a horse buttocks article, my greatly good Wenzong, doesn't my reputation want? In the spoken language, performing is flattering of flattering, my article writes, the entire greatly good literary arena wants the earthquake! 特么,我哪知道,你要我写一篇马屁文啊,我可是大善文宗,我名声不要了？言语之中,尽是阿谀奉承的拍马屁,我这文章一写,整个大善文坛都要大地震的啊！ „Does, does, doesn't the speech turn out as said? The kings are courteous, do you always renege on a promise? You are not willing to write, renders back the money!” Wang Ke stares to say. “干什么,干什么,说话又不算话了？王有礼,你这人怎么总是出尔反尔呢？你不肯写,就还钱！”王可瞪眼道。 king Youli the face twitches a meeting, suppresses an internal injury saying: „Good, good, this article, I can write, but, you cannot say that is I writes, this article finished to you , there is nothing to do with me, relates not to have with me!” 王有礼面部抽搐一会,憋着一股内伤道:“好,好,这篇文章,我可以写,但,你不许说是我写的,这篇文章写完就给你了,与我无关,与我一点关系没有！” „Article gives me, naturally did not have with your relations, your saying what meaning?” Wang Ke curious say/way. “文章给我,当然跟你一点关系都没有了啊,你这话什么意思？”王可好奇道。 The article that „I mean, then I write, is not I writes! Cannot say that is I writes!” king Youli stares to say. “我的意思是,接下来我写的这篇文章,不是我写的！不许说是我写的！”王有礼瞪眼道。 „In other words, doesn't your signature power want?” Wang Ke stares. “也就是说,你连署名权也不要了？”王可一愣。 „Right! Is your, is your! If you do not comply, I do not write!” king Youli stares to say. “没错！是你的,全是你的！你要是不答应,我就不写！”王有礼瞪眼道。 „, Ok, I had not planned to use your name! But, your typeface writes to me greatly!” Wang Ke look strange say/way. “呃,可以啊,我本来也没打算用你的名字！但,你字体给我写大一点！”王可神色古怪道。 I prepare to sell your character, does not sell your article! This article, I will cut out each character, Table, manifests many large characters again, at the appointed time sells for money separatedly! Signing is unimportant! 我准备卖你的字,又不是卖你的文章！这篇文章,我会将每个字裁剪下来,重新表一下,表出很多幅大字,到时分开卖钱啊！署不署名根本不重要！ „Good!” king Youli clenches teeth to nod. “好！”王有礼咬了咬牙点了点头。 „, Went all-out to eulogize and eulogize, the horse buttocks or can be vulgar, wants fresh refined, must pleasant, must let the good article that the person reads does not get and that's the end, must to look at one on giving the thumbs-up of being able not help! Must unconscious acclaimed one ‚good horse buttocks’!” The Wang Ke standard said again. “记好了,尽全力去讴歌、歌颂,马屁要不能庸俗,要清新脱俗,要让人赏心悦目,要让人一看就是了不得的好文章,要让人看一遍就情不自禁的竖起大拇指！要让人不自觉的就赞叹一句‘好马屁’！”王可再度规范道。 king Youli gets angry does not pay attention to Wang Ke, racked one's brains to create this horse buttocks article earnestly, this fucking, the old man I illustrious name, the clear reputation of life, cannot destroy on this article! 王有礼黑着脸不理睬王可,埋头苦思创作这篇马屁文了,这特么的,老夫一世英名,一生的清誉,可不能毁在这篇文章上面啊！ PS: Second! PS:第二更！