IDK :: Volume #3

#244: Are you serious?


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The propaganda pamphlet page, walked eventually! 宣传单页,终究走出去了! In a dark main hall, has two thrones, on the throne sits two to wear the person of blood robe. Under is standing one group of men and women who wear the blood robe. 一间幽暗的大殿之中,有着两个宝座,宝座上坐着两名身穿血袍之人。下方站着一群身穿血袍的男女。 direct disciple of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva? Does the world surpass the congress limitless?” Man on a throne grabs the propaganda pamphlet page doubts to say. “地藏王菩萨的亲传弟子?天地无极超度大会?”一个宝座上的男子抓着宣传单页疑惑道。 Yes, this monk Saint, called to abstain from the color Saint monk! Outside already spread over! In Suppressing Demons Temple of week Capital!” Below blood robe men's respectful say/way. “是,此僧圣,叫着戒色圣僧!外面已经传遍了!在周京的镇魔寺!”下方一个血袍男子恭敬道。 Abstains from the color?” Men's silent say/way on throne. “戒色?”宝座上的男子沉默道。 Yes, on lord who we looked for initially, no, looked lust day time, he also said oneself to at that time abstain from color! Probably forgot who oneself is?” Below subordinate respectful say/way. “是,我们当初去找的主上,不,找的色欲天的时候,他当时也自称自己为戒色!好像忘记了自己是谁?”下方一个属下恭敬道。 Lust day, direct disciple of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva? Hehe, laughable, laughable!” The man on throne reveals one to disdain. “色欲天,地藏王菩萨的亲传弟子?呵,呵呵,可笑,可笑!”宝座上的男子露出一股不屑。 „Don't you believe? Blood robe old ancestor?” On side another throne person solemnly said. “你是不相信?血袍老祖?”旁边另一个宝座上之人沉声道 Two people bind in the blood robe, cannot see clearly the appearance. 两人都裹在血袍之中,看不清容貌。 „The Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, was in Buddhism the Bodhisattva in legend, the position has been aloof the common custom, the immortal high boundary of incessantly! This world can't expert, the immortal rank even achieve? Unexpectedly said that is direct disciple of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva? Laughable, the world Buddhist temple, which dares how to climb the relations?” Blood robe old ancestor solemnly said. “地藏王菩萨,乃是佛教中传说中的菩萨,地位早已超脱世俗,仙人不止的高境界!这世间强者,连仙人等级都达不到吧?居然说是地藏王菩萨的亲传弟子?可笑,天下佛寺,哪个敢如何攀关系?”血袍老祖沉声道 That this......?” Blood robe person on another throne has doubts to say. “那这个……?”另一个宝座上的血袍人疑惑道。 Mouse king, you did not need to guess, was definitely false! Also can communicate the netherworld hell? The joke, which the netherworld hell in does not know, but also netherworld? Returns the hell?” The blood robe old ancestor sneers to say. “鼠王,你不用猜了,肯定是假的!还能沟通阴间地狱?笑话,阴间地狱在哪都不知道,还阴间?还地狱?”血袍老祖冷笑道。 This does not manage, but he abstains from the color from the number!” Mouse king solemnly said. “这就不管了,可他自号戒色啊!”鼠王沉声道 What manages? The urgent matter, first thinks the means to take the big week royal family, blood temple's Fubao, on conceals in big week royal family hand!” Blood robe old ancestor solemnly said. “管什么?当务之急,先想办法将大周王室弄到手,度血寺的佛宝,就藏在大周王室手中!”血袍老祖沉声道 What is Fubao? conceals in whose hand?” Mouse king chase asked. “到底佛宝是什么?藏在谁的手中?”鼠王追问道。 Took the big week royal family says again!” Blood robe old ancestor solemnly said. “等将大周王室抢到手再说吧!”血袍老祖沉声道 This Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva disciple is reincarnated, doesn't manage?” Mouse king solemnly said. “这地藏王菩萨弟子转世,就不管了?”鼠王沉声道 „Did you say?” Blood robe old ancestor solemnly said. “你说呢?”血袍老祖沉声道 Naturally must send people to have a look!” Mouse king solemnly said. “自然要派个人去看看!”鼠王沉声道 „?” The blood robe old ancestor looks to the mouse king. “哦?”血袍老祖看向鼠王。 Nie Tianba!” Mouse king solemnly said. 聂天霸!”鼠王沉声道 In!” “在!” Below crowd, goes out of a man immediately, is not Nie Tianba, who is also? Initially simultaneously was grasped by the lust day institute with Murong Luguang, brings here. 下方人群中,顿时走出一名男子,不是聂天霸,又是谁?当初和慕容绿光一起被色欲天所抓,带到了这里。 Unlike the Murong Luguang destiny, Murong Luguang got down confused plan, Nie Tianba does not have, because Nie Tianba is Blood Demon! One gives loyalty, was naturally received as the little brother. The lust day was ripped to kill by Demon Venerable, Nie Tianba turned to two Protector immediately. 慕容绿光的命运不一样,慕容绿光被下了‘迷心术’,聂天霸却没有,因为聂天霸本来就是血魔!一番效忠,自然被收为小弟了。色欲天被魔尊撕杀,聂天霸顿时投靠两位护法了。 „Are you familiar with that Wang Ke?” Mouse king solemnly said. “你对那王可熟悉?”鼠王沉声道 Yes, I was too familiar with Wang Ke, he is swindler! This anything Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva disciple is reincarnated, certainly is also the fraud that Wang Ke sets up, I can guarantee!” Nie Tianba hates the sound said immediately. “是,我对王可太熟悉了,他就是一个骗子!这什么地藏王菩萨弟子转世,一定也是王可设立的骗局,我敢保证!”聂天霸马上恨声道。 I, no matter what fraud, since your subordinate, you with go together, coordinating them to inquire together clearly!” Mouse king finger/refer ten blood robe subordinate instruction was saying. “我不管什么骗局,既然你属下,那你就跟着一起去,配合他们一起打探清楚!”鼠王指着十个血袍属下吩咐道。 Yes!” Ten blood robe subordinate respectful say/way. “是!”十个血袍属下恭敬道。 Nie Tianba also can only say respectfully: Yes!” 聂天霸也只能恭敬道:“是!” „The successor of that Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, even if deceived people, but, used to abstain from the color name, definitely still knew anything, you inquired clear at the same time, had better be able bring to come back!” Mouse king solemnly said. “那地藏王菩萨的传人,就算骗人,但,用了戒色的名字,肯定也知道些什么,你们去打探清楚的同时,最好能带回来!”鼠王沉声道 Yes!” 11 people of respectful say/way. “是!”十一人恭敬道。 ---------------- ---------------- Zhou Jing! 周京! Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva disciple surpassing congress, although has not started, actually gets stronger and stronger, the increasing number of people come from the world each region gathering, the question sound are also getting more and more. Causes outside Suppressing Demons Temple, is quite chaotic. 地藏王菩萨弟子的超度大会,虽然还没开始,却越演越烈,越来越多的人从天下各地汇聚而来,质疑声也越来越多。导致镇魔寺外,极为混乱。 Is good because of Wang Ke in Immortal Sect, has the reputation, some Immortal Sect disciple do not dare to act unreasonably. 好在王可仙门之中,颇有名声,一些仙门弟子并不敢乱来。 But, Suppressing Demons Temple of week eastern Beijing, reputation also biography to royal palace. 但,周京城东的镇魔寺,名声也传向了王宫之中。 The royal palace has one greatly character ties, is the country masters is used to protect the big week royal family. The person who only then permits after the country masters, can step into the royal palace. 王宫有着一个巨大的‘卍’字结界,是国师用来保护大周王室的。只有经过国师允许的人,才可以踏入王宫之中。 At this moment, one group of Buddhist priests arrive in the royal palace, seeks an interview the country master outside a main hall. This group of people are not others, was just spurted by Wang Ke, face depressed Buddhist priests. 此刻,一群僧人来到王宫之中,在一个大殿外求见国师。这群人不是旁人,正是刚刚被王可喷出来,一脸郁闷的僧人们。 Country master, I and others came to seek for advice, can you know the Mahayana Buddhist doctrine?” A Buddhist priest depressed say/way. “国师,我等前来求教,您可知道大乘佛法?”一个僧人郁闷道。 In the main hall does not see the person, but can transmit country the voice. 大殿内不见人,但能传来国师的声音。 Mahayana Buddhist doctrine? Do you listen from where?” The voice of country conveys. “大乘佛法?你们从何听来?”国师的声音传来。 Is that Suppressing Demons Temple, inside Saint monk, boasted oneself are direct disciple of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, I and others went to look for his theory, that Wang Ke said that we have not experienced! All day long only knows to kill, I and others came, consults to the country masters, what for Mahayana Buddhist doctrine?” A Buddhist priest respectful say/way. “就是那镇魔寺啊,里面的圣僧,吹嘘自己是地藏王菩萨的亲传弟子,我等前去找他理论,那王可说我们没见识!成天只知道打打杀杀,我等前来,向国师请教,何为大乘佛法?”一个僧人恭敬道。 In main hall silent a meeting. 大殿中沉默了一会。 Country master coming from blood temple, is Hundred Thousand Great Mountains first says sect gate, decides however knows numerously, whether to ask the country masters to advise!” The Buddhist priest asked again. “国师来自度血寺,为十万大山第一佛道宗门,定然知晓众多,可否请国师指教!”那僧人再度问道。 Country master: ..................!” 国师:“………………!” Obviously, the country masters have not listened to ride the Buddhist doctrine oversized. 显然,国师也没听过大乘佛法。 Country master, you act, reveals this swindler? Slandered that I and other Bodhisattvas, guilty of the most heinous crime, I and other Buddhism disciple, knew perfectly well that he is deceiving people, has no alternative, asking the country masters to take responsibility!” “国师,要不,您出面,揭穿这个骗子吧?诋毁我等菩萨,罪大恶极啊,我等佛门弟子,明知他在骗人,却无可奈何,请国师做主!” Follower who country master, the city east comes to worship now, were getting more and more, again continue like this, big Zhou Jiangzhi knows the Saint monk to abstain from the color, but did not know the country masters!” “国师,如今城东前来朝拜的信徒,越来越多了,再如此下去,大周将只知圣僧戒色,而不知国师了!” Asked the country masters to act, reveals the avid follower of this crowd of randomly my Buddhism orders!” “请国师出面,揭穿这群乱我佛门秩序之狂徒!” ........................ …………………… .................. ……………… ...... …… One group of Buddhist priests' request, lets a country master good silence in main hall. 一群僧人的请求,让大殿中的国师好一阵沉默。 „Can that abstention color Grandmaster, except for admitting the status of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva direct disciple, have the actions of other evil people?” The country masters asked. “那戒色大师,除了自言地藏王菩萨亲传弟子之身份,可有其它害民之举?”国师问道。 „, This to does not have, he is never willing to make an appearance, is that Wang Ke is all blowing, what sacrificial paper money Wang Ke also sells, should with abstaining from the color irrelevant?” A monk vacant say/way. “呃,这个到是没有,他从来不肯露面,全是那王可在吹,王可还售卖什么冥币,应该和戒色无关吧?”一个和尚茫然道。 Without doing to harm the action of people, this poor monk goes to reveal, is quite improper!” Country master solemnly said. “既然没有做害民之举,贫僧前去揭穿,也颇为不妥!”国师沉声道 Right, right, they are swindler, the country masters are the blood temple eminent monk, personally acts, indeed favored them, but, they used the Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva reputation, deceived the world, was actually disrespects to the Bodhisattva, the adjuration country masters gave the disciplinary punishment!” A Buddhist priest said. “对,对,他们就是骗子,国师乃是度血寺高僧,亲自出面,的确太抬举他们了,只是,他们利用地藏王菩萨名声,欺骗世人,却是对菩萨不敬,恳请国师给予惩戒!”一个僧人说道。 In main hall silent: In view of this, I will invite Zhou king, issues together the imperial order, please abstain from the color Grandmaster to open the altar/jar viewpoints, you and others went to audit, debates its Buddhist literature, tries its genuine and fake! If gains fame by deceiving people, deceives the world, you took the opportunity to eliminate the fraud!” 大殿中沉默了一下:“既如此,我会请周王,下一道诏令,请戒色大师开坛讲法,你等前去旁听,辩其佛经,试其真假!若是欺世盗名,诓骗世人,尔等借机清除骗局!” Amitabha, many thanks the country masters pulls my Buddhism clear reputation!” A Buddhist priest is respectful immediately does obeisance. “阿弥陀佛,多谢国师挽我佛门清誉!”一众僧人顿时恭敬一拜。 ------------ ------------ Zhou Jing, in Suppressing Demons Temple. 周京,镇魔寺中。 Wang Ke and Zhang Zhengdao, do not abstain from the monk to stare at an imperial decree. 王可张正道、不戒和尚盯着一张圣旨。 Lets not abstain from the monk to open the altar/jar to preach? Cracks a joke? Big week king below what decree? Doesn't he have the country masters in side? Also lets not abstain from the monk to preach?” Zhang Zhengdao astonished say/way. “让不戒和尚开坛讲经?开什么玩笑?大周大王都下的什么旨意啊?他不是有国师在旁边吗?还让不戒和尚讲经?”张正道惊愕道。 This is comes to us! They cannot play! Complained!” Wang Ke complexion ugly say/way. “这是冲我们来的!他们玩不起!去告状了!”王可脸色难看道。 That what to do? Once preached, out of the door that crowd cursed that our people, definitely various types found fault at the appointed time, did not abstain from a monk opens the mouth, gave it away!” Zhang Zhengdao is worried to say. “那怎么办?一旦讲经,门外那群大骂我们的人,肯定到时各种挑刺啊,不戒和尚一开口,就穿帮了啊!”张正道担心道。 I will preach, I preached am very fierce!” Does not abstain with said still at side. “我会讲经的,我讲经很厉害的!”不戒和尚在旁说道。 We in the discussion proper business, you let us not wanton mischief! Once you give it away, we wasted all previous efforts! Person who at least when I must find?” Wang Ke stares to say. “我们在谈论正事呢,你别瞎胡闹!你一旦穿帮,我们就前功尽弃了!最起码等到我要找的人吧?”王可瞪眼道。 Does not abstain from the monk: ..................!” 不戒和尚:“………………!” Now what to do?” Zhang Zhengdao asked. “现在怎么办?”张正道问道。 Without the means that preached preaches, the big week king under imperial decree, what to do can we also? But here Zhou Jing, only if, we do not want to treat here! But, the propaganda pamphlet page hit, now moved also without enough time!” Wang Ke knits the brows to say. “没办法了,讲经就讲经吧,大周大王都下圣旨了,我们还能怎么办?这里可是周京,除非,我们不想在这里待了!但,宣传单页都打出去了,现在搬家也来不及了啊!”王可皱眉道。 Does not abstain from the monk to preach, can have problems?” Zhang Zhengdao looked that to does not abstain from the monk. “不戒和尚讲经,会不会出问题?”张正道看向不戒和尚。 Wang Ke hesitated a meeting, turns head to look that to does not abstain from the monk: Before you told that the Mahayana Buddhist doctrine Confucian classics, you arrange how?” 王可沉吟了一会,扭头看向不戒和尚:“之前跟你说的,大乘佛法经书,你编的怎么样了?” Does not abstain from the monk: ..................!” 不戒和尚:“………………!” „Won't you have arranged?” Wang Ke stares to say. “你不会还没编吧?”王可瞪眼道。 Edits the Confucian classics randomly, is to by the retribution!” Does not abstain from the monk look strange say/way. “乱编经书,是要遭报应的!”不戒和尚神色古怪道。 By what retribution? Let you use the Buddhist literature the literary style, told some stories, can by the retribution? Ok, now, you blow the story of hell without enough time at the appointed time, they do not know in any case!” Wang Ke knits the brows to say. “遭什么报应啊?让你用佛经的文体,讲一些小故事,也要遭报应吗?算了,现在也来不及了,你到时就吹十八层地狱的故事吧,反正他们也不知道!”王可皱眉道。 Did not abstain from the monk silent a meeting: Actually, I understand the scrip­tures to be many, I can say other!” 不戒和尚沉默了一会:“其实,我懂得经文很多,我可以说些别的!” Fart, an outside a group of Buddhist priest, must look for your stubble every day, you only have open mouth, others 100 open mouth, how did you say them? The dimensionality reduction attack, has said many to you! How don't you understand? You are really not at the appointed time good saying that blows, no, you recall, recall you at the experience of netherworld hell, these ghosts that you see, in hell miserable, the torture in hell, cruel! You must make everyone experience personally on the line, when is speaking the ghost story, said that listens to them!” Wang Ke solemnly said. “放屁,外面一大群僧人,每天都要找你茬,你只有一张嘴,人家一百张嘴,你怎么说得过他们?降维打击,都跟你说过多少遍了!你怎么就不懂呢?你到时实在不好讲,就吹,不,你就回忆,回忆你在阴间地府的所见所闻,你看到的那些鬼魂,在地府有多惨,十八层地狱之中的酷刑,有多残忍!你要让大家身临其境就行,就当在讲鬼故事的,说给他们听!”王可沉声道 I have not gone to the netherworld hell, hasn't gone to the hell?” Does not abstain from a monk face ugly say/way. “我没去过阴间地府,也没去过十八层地狱啊?”不戒和尚一脸难看道。 Who made you really go? Aren't you how clear? Blows, with the literary style form of Buddhist literature, brags! Who can also find fault to you how drops?” Wang Ke stares to say. “谁让你真去了啊?你怎么就不明白呢?吹,用佛经的文体格式,瞎吹!谁还能给你挑刺咋滴啊?”王可瞪眼道。 Does not abstain from the monk: ..................!” 不戒和尚:“………………!” Do not give me to put in order the trick, you must dare to act sloppily, I may probably walk the contract! You cannot repay!” The Wang Ke threat said. “你别给我整幺蛾子啊,你要敢胡来,我可要走合约的啊!你赔不起的!”王可威胁道。 Does not abstain from the monk: ............!” 不戒和尚:“…………!” Relax, you are responsible for a lecture of ghost story, no, spoke the Mahayana Buddhist doctrine, I also in side, if you could not arrange, I can also help you make up to leak, others have not listened to our Mahayana Buddhist doctrine in any case, wasn't all blows depending on you? I advertised for your time initially, looked you very can blow! Looks at your very shameless! You now how fraught with uncertainty?” The Wang Ke comfort said. “放心,你就负责讲鬼故事,不,讲大乘佛法,我还在旁边呢,万一你编不下去,我也能帮你补补漏,反正别人也没听过我们的大乘佛法,还不是全凭你吹?我当初招聘你的时候,看你挺能吹的啊!看你挺不要脸的啊!你现在怎么畏首畏尾的呢?”王可安慰道。 Did not abstain from the monk face to twitch, your at all was not the Saint monk of recruitment, distinct move of swindler? 不戒和尚面部抽动了一下,你这根本不是招聘的圣僧,分明招的骗子吧? Good, good, I give a try!” Does not abstain from the monk to look the bitter and astringent say/way. “好,好吧,我试试看!”不戒和尚面露苦涩道。 Good, that this, three days later, Suppressing Demons Temple, the Saint monk opens the altar/jar to preach, speaks the Mahayana Buddhist doctrine! Welcome everyone to come to audit!” Wang Ke arranges the date immediately. “好,那就这样,三天后,镇魔寺,圣僧开坛讲经,讲大乘佛法!欢迎所有人前来旁听!”王可顿时定好日期。 Three days later?” Zhang Zhengdao vacant say/way. “三天后?”张正道茫然道。 Naturally, these three days, we followed not to abstain from the monk together, to scrip­tures of pair of Mahayana Buddhist doctrine, improved the Mahayana Buddhist doctrine the world outlook, cannot present the big careless mistake to be good! also must prepare the story, small mind chicken soup and so on!” Wang Ke serious say/way. “当然了,这三天,我们跟不戒和尚一起,对一对大乘佛法的经文,完善一下大乘佛法的世界观,可不能出现大的纰漏才行!还有要准备一点小故事,小心灵鸡汤之类的!”王可郑重道。 Zhang Zhengdao: ............!” 张正道:“…………!” Does not abstain from the monk: ...............!” 不戒和尚:“……………!” Are you serious? Mahayana Buddhist doctrine? Does the scene arrange? 你玩真的啊?大乘佛法?现场直编? ps: Three finish! ps:三更毕!
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