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Zhou Jing, in Suppressing Demons Temple! 周京,镇魔寺中! Monk who Wang Ke before the square finds fault with one crowd to spurting, Murong Luguang was actually already arrived in Suppressing Demons Temple. 王可在前广场与一群来找茬的和尚对喷的时候,慕容绿光却是已经抵达了镇魔寺 Murong Luguang already Nascent Origin Realm, what kind of strength? Entered Suppressing Demons Temple quietly, no one discovered. 慕容绿光已然元婴境,何等实力?悄无声息的入了镇魔寺,更没人发现。 In Murong Luguang lust day confuses plan, seeming was been ordinary by the hypnosis, forgot all, only give loyalty to the lust day. At this moment to retrieve on the lord the lust day, saw the propaganda pamphlet page came this place. 慕容绿光中了色欲天的‘迷心术’,好似被催眠一般,忘记了过去的一切,只效忠色欲天。此刻为了找回主上色欲天,一看到宣传单页就前来了此地。 The Nascent Origin Realm strength, enters Suppressing Demons Temple, isn't round trip like the wind? When Wang Ke and monks to spurting, Murong Luguang had found did not abstain from the monk. 元婴境的实力,入镇魔寺,还不是来去如风?在王可与和尚们对喷的时候,慕容绿光已然找到了不戒和尚。 Does not abstain from the monk to sit in the Suppressing Demons Temple main hall alone sits in meditation, in the meantime, unceasing hypnosis, accepting oneself are the Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva direct disciple fact. 不戒和尚独自坐在镇魔寺大殿中打坐,同时,不断催眠自己,接受自己是地藏王菩萨亲传弟子的事实。 At this moment, Murong Luguang sneaks into the main hall instantaneously. 就在此刻,慕容绿光瞬间窜入大殿。 On lord, subordinate came late! Can you be well?” Rushing of Murong Luguang anxious say/way comes. “主上,属下来晚了!您可安好?”慕容绿光急切道的冲上前来。 When sees clearly does not abstain from the face of monk, quickly grasping the meaning of something that Murong Luguang frightens suddenly, drew back continually two steps. 待看清不戒和尚的脸,慕容绿光陡然吓的一激灵,一连退了两步。 This, is this face of person?” Murong Luguang panic-stricken say/way. “这,这还是人的脸吗?”慕容绿光惊骇道。 Sits in meditation does not abstain from the monk also to feel that some people came, evidently is not the Wang Ke person, immediately in the heart sinks, disguises oneself fell asleep. 入定中的不戒和尚也感到有人来了,看样子不是王可的人,顿时心中一沉,假装自己睡着了。 Pretends to be sleeping not to abstain from the monk innermost feelings is also a depression, you think that I do want to disfigure one's face? fucking, is the Wang Ke evil, I signed the contract, what to do can I? 装睡的不戒和尚内心也是一阵郁闷,你以为我想毁容啊?特么,全是王可害的,我签了合约了,我能咋办? On lord, is I! Are you good?” Asking that Murong Luguang probes again. “主上,是我!您还好吗?”慕容绿光再度试探的问道。 Does not abstain from the monk to continue to pretend to be sleeping. 不戒和尚继续装睡。 Murong Luguang look complex, set out to surround not to abstain from the monk to look. 慕容绿光神色一阵复杂,起身环绕不戒和尚看了起来。 Figure, is a bit like on main! But, did the face turn into this? Should not be on the lord?” Murong Luguang is lost in thought. “身形,有点像主上!可是,脸变成了这样?应该不是主上吧?”慕容绿光陷入了沉思。 To awaken does not abstain from the monk. But, hesitated the moment, endured. Because, Murong Luguang felt that some people must come. 想要唤醒不戒和尚。但,沉吟了片刻,还是忍了下来。因为,慕容绿光感觉有人要进来了。 Kuang!” “匡!” The gate of main hall was pushed. 大殿之门被推了开来。 Remembered, the monk Saint cultivates, is the Mahayana Buddhist doctrine, you left always make a mistake!” Wang Ke solemnly said. “记住了,僧圣修的,是大乘佛法,你别老弄错了!”王可沉声道 But, the Mahayana Buddhist doctrine, you must say that a thing does come out? What to do if some people did ask?” Zhang Zhengdao is worried to say. “可是,大乘佛法,你总要说点东西出来吧?万一有人问怎么办?”张正道担心道。 How I know that what can say? Ok, rubbish, later lets not abstain from the monk to arrange!” Wang Ke said. “我怎么知道要说什么?好了,别废话了,待会让不戒和尚编!”王可说道。 Well? Does not abstain from the monk, how did you fall asleep?” Zhang Zhengdao curious say/way. “咦?不戒和尚,你怎么睡着了?”张正道好奇道。 At this time, did not abstain from the monk to open the eye slowly, looked around to look. 这时,不戒和尚才缓缓睁开眼睛,四处看了看。 What do you look at?” Zhang Zhengdao puzzled say/way. “你看什么?”张正道不解道。 Person? Had a person to come in a moment ago!” Does not abstain from the monk to knit the brows to say. “人呢?刚才有个人进来了的!”不戒和尚皱眉道。 „Have some people come?” Wang Ke astonished say/way. “有人来过了?”王可惊愕道。 Right, in a moment ago, had a person to come in quietly, shouted me to advocate on, perhaps I pretended to be sleeping, to give it away!” Does not abstain from the monk complexion ugly say/way. “对,就在刚才,有个人悄悄进来,喊我主上,要不是我装睡,说不定就穿帮了啊!”不戒和尚脸色难看道。 Some people come, shouted you to advocate on?” Zhang Zhengdao astonished say/way. “有人进来,喊你主上?”张正道惊愕道。 But at this moment, above the roof, Murong Luguang has not walked, but to the roof outside main hall on, thought to know is staring stubbornly. 而此刻,屋顶之上,慕容绿光并没有走,而是到了大殿外的屋顶上,用神识死死盯着。 False? Does not abstain from the color monk, did this monk call not to abstain? Why does he want to pretend to be on the lord?” Murong Luguang complexion ugly say/way. “假的?不是戒色和尚,这和尚叫着‘不戒’?他为什么要冒充主上?”慕容绿光脸色难看道。 Did oneself this run a fruitless errand? Also hadn't found on the lord? Can this should do? 如此说来,自己这趟白跑了?又没有找到主上?这可如何是好? Although depressed, but, Murong Luguang looks three people to the palace, after all, these three people pretend on the lord, was too strange, do they want to do? 虽然郁闷,但,慕容绿光还是看向殿中三人,毕竟,这三人假冒主上,也太诡异了吧,他们要干什么? But at this moment, Wang Ke in main hall all around search, has not discovered the Murong Luguang of avoidance outside roof. 而此刻,王可在大殿四周一番搜查,并没有发现躲避在屋顶外的慕容绿光 Ok, three of us, some words can also say, good, today this is the good sign!” Wang Ke laughs to say suddenly. “好了,就我们三人,有些话也可以说了,好,今天这是好兆头!”王可忽然大笑道。 What good sign? I must scare to death a moment ago!” Does not abstain from the monk to say immediately. “什么好兆头?我刚才都要吓死了!”不戒和尚顿时说道。 What do you understand? Why can we make you abstain from the color Grandmaster counterfeit? For attracts some related personnel to come, some people submerged a moment ago, shouted you to advocate on, explained, with abstaining from the color Grandmaster concerned person, already noticed our propaganda pamphlet page! already was attracted one after another! That person possibly found a moment ago you did not abstain from the color Grandmaster, therefore walked! But, the following day, definitely will also have many comes, person who even I must find, was attracted!” Wang Ke excited say/way. “你懂什么?我们为什么要让你假冒戒色大师?为的就是吸引一些相关的人员过来,刚才有人潜入,喊你主上,说明,与戒色大师有关的人,已经注意到了我们的宣传单页!已经陆续被吸引过来了!刚才那人可能发现你不是戒色大师,所以走了!但,接下来的日子,肯定还会有很多过来的,甚至我要找到的人,也被吸引过来!”王可激动道。 „? Whom do you want to look for?” Does not abstain from the monk vacant say/way. “啊?你要找谁?”不戒和尚茫然道。 You look for anyone leave alone, next time will meet again, do not fear, shouted directly we have a look! That person called you for the lord on, should not be the person who I must find! However, will be next time uncertain! Must inform us!” Wang Ke serious say/way. “你别管找谁,下次再遇到,你不要怕,直接喊我们过来看看!那人称呼你为主上,应该不是我要找的人!不过,下次可不一定了!一定要通知我们!”王可郑重道。 „? But......!” Does not abstain from the monk painstakingly the face. “呃?可是……!”不戒和尚苦着脸。 You leave, but......, we signed the contract, do you also want to break a contract?” Wang Ke stares to say. “你别可是……,我们签了合约的,你难道还想违约?”王可瞪眼道。 Does not abstain from the monk: ..................!” 不戒和尚:“………………!” Also frightens me with the contract? 又是用合约吓唬我? If by some chance messenger must harm me, what to do?” Does not abstain from the monk to be worried to say. “万一来人要伤害我,怎么办?”不戒和尚担心道。 You do not need to worry, cannot! We are still defending outside! This time came subordinate that abstains from the color Grandmaster perhaps, the next time, abstains from the color Grandmaster to come personally, there is a possibility, you may probably stare to me!” Wang Ke serious say/way. “你不用担心,不会的!我们还在外面守着呢!这次来了戒色大师的属下,下一次,说不定戒色大师亲自来,也有可能,你可要给我盯好了啊!”王可郑重道。 „? Abstains from the color? Does he come personally?” Does not abstain from the monk astonished say/way. “呃?戒色?他亲自来?”不戒和尚惊愕道。 Naturally, we were such big time-comsuming, isn't the attraction to abstain from the color and its related person attention? Abstains from the color, if knows that we disguise as him in this, he do not come back to check an outcome? Relax!” Wang Ke said. “当然,我们费了这么大功夫,不就是要吸引戒色与其相关的人注意?戒色要是知道我们在这假扮他,他难道不要回来查个究竟?放心吧!”王可说道。 But I, am in suspense now!” Does not abstain from the monk painstakingly the face. “可我,现在放心不下啊!”不戒和尚苦着脸。 But hides Murong Luguang outside roof is actually the eye one bright. 而躲在屋顶外的慕容绿光却是眼睛一亮。 On my find a needle in a haystack looking lord, could not find! The means of this group of people are good, although pretends to be on the lord, but, can make on the lord come! My where does not use, so long as is waiting here, can wait by the lord to appear? Good, good, good, I in such!” In the Murong Luguang eye flashes through an excitement. “我这大海捞针的找主上,根本找不到!还是这群人的办法好,虽然冒充主上,但,能引主上现身啊!我哪里也不用去,只要在这里等着,就能等到主上出现?好,好,好,那我就在此等着!”慕容绿光眼中闪过一股激动。 Then the Wang Ke words, Murong Luguang also no longer listened, looks up to the sky, the sky happen to have white clouds. 接下来王可的话,慕容绿光也不再听了,抬头看向天空,天空正好有着一朵白云。 !” “呼!” Murong Luguang changes into together the flowing light, breaks in the sky in instantaneously the white clouds. 慕容绿光化为一道流光,瞬间冲入天空的白云之中。 The white clouds covered the Murong Luguang figure, Murong Luguang sat cross-legged to sit, sat in the midair, static is staring at following Suppressing Demons Temple. 白云遮盖了慕容绿光的身形,慕容绿光盘膝而坐,就坐在半空之中,静静的盯着下面的镇魔寺 No one knows, Murong Luguang hidden in the Suppressing Demons Temple above white clouds. 谁也不知道,慕容绿光就隐藏在镇魔寺上空的白云之中。 Below Suppressing Demons Temple. 下方镇魔寺内。 Wang Ke, if will come the abstention color enemy next time, I what to do?” Does not abstain from the monk to be worried to say. 王可,万一下次来个戒色的仇家,我怎么办?”不戒和尚担心道。 Right! This time is to abstain from color subordinate, therefore does not abstain from the monk to be all right, will be next time uncertain!” Zhang Zhengdao said. “对啊!这次是戒色的属下,所以不戒和尚没事,下次可不一定了啊!”张正道说道。 That sets up an mechanism/organization!” Wang Ke knits the brows to say. “那就设个机关吧!”王可皱眉道。 Mechanism/Organization?” Two people of puzzled say/way. “机关?”二人不解道。 Like previous Vermillion Immortal Town that mechanism/organization, we under of Suppressing Demons Temple main hall, digs a mausoleum chamber, at the appointed time, facilitates does not abstain from the monk to escape, can serve as the ambush! This matter, you do not need to worry, hands over my subordinate to transform on the line!” Wang Ke said. “就像上次朱仙镇那个机关,我们在镇魔寺大殿的正下方,也挖个地宫,到时,方便不戒和尚逃生,也可以用作埋伏!这事,你们不用担心,交个我属下改造就行!”王可说道。 „? Is the mechanism/organization useful?” Does not abstain from the monk to be worried to say. “呃?机关有用吗?”不戒和尚担心道。 How useless? Previous time I below, with the lightning god whip, took down child Anan one crowd of Golden Core Realm expert, relax!” Zhang Zhengdao comforts to say immediately. “怎么没用?上次我在下面,用闪电神鞭,放倒了童安安一群金丹境强者呢,放心吧!”张正道马上安慰道。 Good, good!” Does not abstain from nod of the monk somewhat suspects. “好,好吧!”不戒和尚有些怀疑的点了点头。 Right, said the matter of our Mahayana Buddhist doctrine!” Wang Ke said immediately. “对了,说说我们大乘佛法的事情!”王可马上说道。 Zhang Zhengdao also described a moment ago outside Wang Ke and group monk in side to spurting the picture. 张正道也在旁描述刚才外面王可与群僧对喷的画面。 Mahayana Buddhist doctrine?” Does not abstain from the monk to stare to look to Wang Ke. “大乘佛法?”不戒和尚瞪眼看向王可 Right, don't you meet some Buddhist literature? Just uses to study, these days, edits a Confucian classics of Mahayana Buddhist doctrine on the spot, I suspected that group of monks are impossible easily to give up, but can also ask us to trouble, at the appointed time, you spurt them with the Confucian classics of impromptu composition!” Wang Ke said. “对,你不是会一些佛经吗?刚好利用所学,这段时间,现场编一段大乘佛法的经书,我猜想,那群和尚不可能轻易善罢甘休,还会来找我们麻烦,到时,你就用现编的经书喷他们!”王可说道。 „The Confucian classics of impromptu composition?” Does not abstain from the monk complexion stiffly one. “现编的经书?”不戒和尚脸色一僵。 Right! I do not know what Mahayana Buddhist doctrine! Does not arrange, the capital of which boasting?” Wang Ke stares to say. “对啊!我又不懂什么大乘佛法!不编,哪来吹嘘的资本?”王可瞪眼道。 I am familiar with the Confucian classics, the ordinary Confucian classics, I can debate with them!” Does not abstain from the monk to look to Wang Ke. “我熟读经书的,普通经书,我可以和他们辩的!”不戒和尚看向王可 How many Confucian classics can you read? What meaning blows with me? You only have open mouth, how many do the monks have to open mouth? In domain that everyone knows very well, how did you debate them? You want the dimensionality reduction attack! Must in the domain that they do not understand, goes to debate with them! Debated they who suspected the life! Do you understand?” Wang Ke said. “你能读几本经书?跟我吹有什么意思?你只有一张嘴,人家和尚们有多少张嘴?在一个大家都熟知的领域,你怎么辩得过他们?你要降维打击!要在他们不懂的领域,去跟他们辩!辩的的他们怀疑人生!你懂吗?”王可说道。 Dimensionality reduction attack? But, I do not know the Mahayana Buddhist doctrine that you said!” Does not abstain from the monk complexion ugly say/way. “降维打击?可是,我也不懂你说的大乘佛法啊!”不戒和尚脸色难看道。 Therefore , makes you arrange! You arranged, you are the former author of Mahayana Buddhist doctrine, you have all scrip­tures rights to interpret, how did they debate with you?” Wang Ke stares to say. “所以说,让你编啊!你编了,你就是大乘佛法的原作者,你有一切经文的解释权,他们跟你怎么辩?”王可瞪眼道。 Does not abstain from the monk: ..................!” 不戒和尚:“………………!” You will not arrange, I give you a prompt, you can blow the picture in hell! Any hell, what being driven to death after suffering an injustice city! Any black mountain ghost wait/etc! These things, in the ordinary Confucian classics, surely do not have! But you can use your imagination, writes a world, the novel you have looked? When the novel story, arranges casually!” Wang Ke answered. “你不会编,那我给你个提示,你可以吹吹地狱里的画面啊!什么十八层地狱,什么枉死城!什么黑山老妖等等!这些东西,普通经书里,肯定没有!但你可以发挥你的想象力,编出一个世界,小说你看过吗?就当小说故事,随便编!”王可解释道。 Does not abstain from the monk: ..................!” 不戒和尚:“………………!” „Haven't you understood?” Wang Ke knits the brows to say. “你难道还不懂?”王可皱眉道。 „It is not, I mean, they come, if argued the ordinary Confucian classics, I was not necessarily able to lose, I to my knowledge reserve, had the self-confidence very much!” Does not abstain from the monk to emphasize. “不是,我的意思是,他们来,若是辩解普通经书,我未必会输的,我对我的知识储备,很有自信!”不戒和尚强调道。 How can't you understand my words? Ok, do not blow with me, defers to comes, if they who I said look for your discuss Jing, only permits the story in boast hell! fucking, told you knack, you were stubborn, if you did not listen my, deferred to the contract, you must pay the penalty!” Wang Ke stares to say. “你怎么听不懂我的话呢?算了,你也别跟我吹了,就按照我说的来,万一他们找你辩经,只许吹嘘地狱里的小故事!特么的,告诉你诀窍,你还认死理了,你要是不听我的,就按照合约来,你要支付违约金的!”王可瞪眼道。 Does not abstain from the monk: ..................!” 不戒和尚:“………………!” My did fucking join a gang of evildoers? Not only pretends Bodhisattva direct disciple, but also wants the impromptu composition Buddhist literature? fucking, I made what evil, signed the contract with you! 特么上贼船了?不但假冒菩萨亲传弟子,还要现编佛经?特么,我到底作了什么孽啊,跟你签了合约! Does not abstain from the monk, do not have the contradiction psychology, I, I know you to be able for your own good some scrip­tures, but, these can treat as to press the bottom the card in hand, these induce into the Hinayana Buddhist doctrine. But what your impromptu composition is the Mahayana Buddhist doctrine. At the appointed time, blows with others, you can circle the dizzy with the Mahayana Buddhist doctrine them, then, you direct two with the Hinayana Buddhist doctrine again casually, will appear you to be very high-end! You look, the Mahayana Buddhist doctrine your meeting, the Hinayana Buddhist doctrine you understand! At the appointed time, no one dares to look for your stubble! You are the Saint monk, must put out the knowledge reserve of dimensionality reduction attack! I am doing this for you!” Urging that Wang Ke does best to convince. “不戒和尚,你不要有抵触心理,我也是为你好,我知道你会一些经文,可,这些可以当做压箱底的底牌啊,这些归纳为小乘佛法。而你现编的是大乘佛法。到时,和别人吹起来,你可以用大乘佛法将他们绕晕,然后,你再用小乘佛法随便指点两句,就会显得你很高端啊!你看,大乘佛法你会,小乘佛法你又懂!到时,就没人敢来找你茬了!你可是圣僧,一定要拿出降维打击的知识储备来!我是为你好!”王可苦口婆心的劝道。 Yes, does not abstain from the monk, Wang Ke rarely has the patience to teach others boasting ability, he for your own good!” Zhang Zhengdao nods to lend a hand to say in side. “是啊,不戒和尚,王可很少这么有耐心的教导别人吹牛皮本领的,他是为你好!”张正道在旁点头帮衬道。 Does not abstain from the monk: ............!” 不戒和尚:“…………!” My fucking thank you, how teaches me to compile the Mahayana Buddhist doctrine! 特么谢谢你们,教我如何编写大乘佛法! ps: This is second, also third! ps:这是第二更,还有第三更!
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