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#42: Make way! Your this weak! Looked that my hand rubs the nuclear bomb bombing entire world!


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The relations of Waver and Iskandar fell the freezing point. 韦伯伊斯坎达尔的关系降到了冰点。 Right. This is the mistake of that fellow. 没错。这都是那个家伙的错。 Waver is saying at heart, that fellow does not know the respect, crude and impolite...... most important is not obedient. Waver is angry. 韦伯心里如此说着,那个家伙一点也不知道尊重,粗暴、无礼……最重要的还不听话。韦伯对此十分生气。 Waver participates in this Holy Grail War, but must prove own is really practical, wins from the magician war of real swords and spears. As the matter stands, Clock Tower these 韦伯参与这场圣杯战争,可是要证明自己的真才实干,从真刀真枪的魔术师战争之中取胜。这样一来,时钟塔的那些 You think that you do have the talent? You think that you have are so appraising his arrogant impolite people, knows that Sir Waver Velvet was a youngster magician of how talent? “你以为你有才华?只是你以为你有而已”如此评价着他的傲慢无礼之徒们,也会知道韦伯·维尔维特大人是一个多么天才的少年魔术师了吧? His these magic theories, will therefore attach great importance , was classified as child prodigy like Kayneth the name. No. Should also to want the high rank compared with child prodigy? 他的那些魔术理论,也会因此得到重视,然后像肯尼斯一样被冠以“神童”之名。不。应该要比“神童”还要高一个级别了吧? Waver thinks oneself have the talent of governing, because takes the magician family is about three generations, therefore the reputation does not reveal. 韦伯认为自己有着经世之才,只是因为作为魔术师家族不过三代,所以名声不显罢了。 However Mirai (future) certainly is the Waver time! 但是未来一定是韦伯的时代! Waver thinks, is so believing. 韦伯是如此认为的,也是如此坚信着的。 But, this makes the demon actually not listen to him to dispatch also on let it be, but also attacks his dream and pursue is being a how narrow and small and laughable matter. 可是,这个使魔竟然不听他调度也就算了,还打击着他的梦想与追求是一件多么狭小而可笑的事情。 This is the Waver absolutely intolerable matter. 这是韦伯绝对不能容忍的事情。 Therefore, he was angry. Shut out. The relations with Servant fell the freezing point. 所以,他生气了。嫌弃了。与从者的关系降到了冰点。 However, after all in the Far East area, Waver really cannot eat here inferior food, should eat these upscale food like his noble magician. 不过,毕竟是在远东地区,韦伯实在吃不惯这里的低劣食物,像他这种高贵的魔术师怎么也该吃那些高档的食物。 Although loaned toward the good friend, but can also buy food of London underfunded came to decorate own noble. Only this point, is Waver absolutely not the bottom line that allows to flinch. 虽然朝好友筹借而来的资金不足了,但是也可以买伦敦的食物来装饰自己的高贵。唯独这一点,是韦伯绝对不容退缩的底线。 Arrived the extremely strong self-respect, also has to feeling inferior of extreme respectably laughably. Perhaps this is the Waver Burden of sin, but he has not thought the change. 可敬到极强的自尊,同时又具备可笑到极点的自卑。或许这就是韦伯的业障,但是他一点也没有想过改变。 Small Master, this «Big Journey» plays to buy one, but also delivers with the red big cloak!” Put on Iskandar of white shirt to take a «Big Journey» video game from the game shelf of Baihuo Supermarket, put in the Waver shopping frame. “小御主,这个《大征程》游戏买一份,还送同款红色大披风!”穿着一件白衬衫的伊斯坎达尔从百货超市的游戏货架上拿了一份《大征程》电视游戏,放到了韦伯的购物框里。 Cracking a joke, is money not very good!...... Is so thinking at heart, on the Waver mouth is saying: I have money, but why do I want to help you buy?” 开什么玩笑,钱根本就不够好不好!……心里是如此想着,韦伯嘴上却说着:“我有钱,但是我凭什么要帮你买啊?” Iskandar grabs the head of Waver, carried him, then pulled out the Waver wallet, such takes the game, carried Waver to pay money single-handedly. 伊斯坎达尔抓着韦伯的头,把他拎了起来,然后把韦伯的钱包掏了出来,就这么一手拿着游戏,一手拎着韦伯去付款了。 This to combining, the banker of paying up was also looks to be drunk, but looks at Iskandar that tall figure, anything had not said that obedient paying up, and bestowed with the red cloak. 这对组合,结账的收银员也是看醉了,但是看着伊斯坎达尔那魁梧的身材,什么都没有说,乖乖的结账,并且赠送同款红披风。 Had/Left Baihuo Supermarket, Waver looks the own emptied wallet, left behind the painful tears. My money...... my money......! 出了百货超市,韦伯看着自己被清空的钱包,留下了痛苦的泪水。我的钱……我的钱啊……! The anger wells up the brain, looks at Iskandar that Waver clenches jaws, „did your fellow have not to have a little self-knowledge? Draws back completely my food also on let it be, unexpectedly also really bought the game with my money! We are quarrelling! We are quarrelling! Many a little self-knowledge!” Stamping the feet of Waver air/Qi. 怒火涌上大脑,韦伯咬牙切齿的看着伊斯坎达尔,“你这个家伙到底有没有点自知之明啊?把我的食物全部退回去也就算了,居然还真的用我的钱买了游戏!我们在吵架!我们在吵架啊!多少有点自知之明啊!”韦伯气的跺脚。 Do not say, I will make you play.” Iskandar crisp hearty laughter it. “别这么说了,我会让你玩的。”伊斯坎达尔爽朗笑之。 You-! You-!!!” Waver is pointing at Iskandar trembling of finger air/Qi. He. Really. Truly. Super dislikes this whole body muscle, no great man (Han) of self-knowledge!!!!! “你-!你-!!!”韦伯指着伊斯坎达尔的手指都气的发抖了。他果然。真的。确实。超级讨厌这种满身肌肉,又没有一点自知之明的巨汉啊啊啊啊啊!!!!! Returned to the use Suggestion In residing temporarily a family/home of pair of elderly couple. The Iskandar impatient ripping open packing box, Waver detests is far from Iskandar, then turns around to read own book. 回到了利用【暗示】寄居的一对老夫妇的家里。伊斯坎达尔迫不及待的撕开包装盒,韦伯则是非常嫌恶的离伊斯坎达尔远些,然后转身看着自己的书。 Small Master, how this does play plays?” “小御主,这个游戏怎么玩啊?” Has the instruction booklet, won't oneself look?...... Does not know.” 有说明书,自己不会看啊?……“不知道。” Comes quickly, helping me look, how to make!” “快过来,帮我看一下,怎么弄啊!” Quarrelled! You called me to think that I did look? My doesn't Waver have the face very much?...... I do not know.” 吵死了!你叫我看我就看啊?那我韦伯岂不是很没有面子?……“我不知道。” Aiya! How you are so narrow and small, variable torque, is about to help me look.” Iskandar put out a hand to entrain Waver directly. “哎呀!你这个人怎么这么狭小、变扭啊,快过来帮我看下啊。”伊斯坎达尔直接伸手把韦伯拽了过来。 „Your your you...... where has this asking others for help law!!!” Waver clenches jaws. “你你你你你……哪有这种求人法的啊!!!”韦伯咬牙切齿。 Helps me have a look quickly, this how entire.” Iskandar gave Waver the instruction booklet. “快帮我看看,这个怎么整。”伊斯坎达尔把说明书递给了韦伯 You asked me to look! You asked me to look! This point do not make a mistake!” Waver repeatedly claim this point, helped Iskandar read under the instruction booklet later, later helped Iskandar install the game. “你求我看的啊!你求我看的啊!这一点不要搞错了!”韦伯再三声明这一点,随后帮伊斯坎达尔看了下说明书,随后帮伊斯坎达尔装好了游戏。 As the matter stands can read peacefully? Waver is so thinking, later has turned the head to continue to read. 这样一来可以安安静静的看书了吧?韦伯如此想着,随后转过头继续看书。 The ear hears tick-tock the game key sound, Waver to feel noisy, turning around to remind this to conquer the king voice, makes him nearly spit a picture of blood on seeing lightly finally fiercely- 耳边听着滴滴答答的游戏按键声音,韦伯觉得吵闹,转过身要提醒这个征服王声音轻一点,结果就看见让他险些猛吐一口鲜血的画面- Makes a mistake? Do you use the cavalry to attack the tank? Do the archers shoot the airplane? What are you operate? Thinks whole staff Heroic Spirit?” “有没有搞错?你用骑兵去打坦克?弓箭手去打飞机?你这是什么操作?以为全员英灵吗?” My God! What your is what technical tree? The bow and arrow, makes the wood, the horse breeding...... you thinks the world stayed in the middle ages forever? Is the time enterprising spirit a little good?” “我的天!你这点的是什么科技树?弓箭,造木,养马……你以为世界永远停留在中世纪的吗?有点时代进取精神好不好?” Selects the science and technology! Careless science and technology! Oh! Your this plays what is? I suspected seriously you conquered the king!” “点科技啊!苟科技啊!天哪!你这玩的都是什么呀?我严重怀疑你到底是不是征服王了!” „......! I could not bear! Gives me the make way! Favored! Must play, even the nuclear bomb has not rubbed, what world conquers? Looked that my hand rubs the nuclear bomb bombing entire world!” “……啊啊啊!我受不了了!给我闪开!看好了!要这么玩,连核弹都没有搓出来,征服什么世界啊?看我手搓核弹轰炸全世界!” Finally to finally, two people played. 结果到了最后,两个人就这么玩了起来。 Ha haha...... this king has rubbed the nuclear bomb! This world, is conquered by this king to come!” “哈哈哈……本王已经搓出核弹了!这个世界,由本王来征服!” „! When you rub the nuclear bomb, I have rubbed the universe aircraft carrier!” “呵!在你搓出核弹的时候,我已经搓出宇宙航空母舰了!” „? Are you so how quick?” “诶诶诶诶诶?你怎么这么快?” Ha-! Who you do not have a look at me are! I am Waver Velvet! I am Waver Velvet! Accepts the sanction, Iskandar! Your Overlord conquering industry, is broken by me! Eats me to annihilate star artillery-!” “哈哈哈哈哈-!你也不看看我是谁!我可是韦伯·维尔维特!我可是韦伯·维尔维特!接受制裁吧,伊斯坎达尔!你的王霸征服之业,由我来打破!食我歼星炮-!” Game Game Over. Over。 Conquers the 17 battle paths of king, no technical blockade that broke the Waver big fiendish person, as well as modern strategy layout. 征服王的十七次征途,没有一次打破了韦伯大魔王的科技封锁,以及现代战略布局。 Aiya! Also lost!” Iskandar patted the head, somewhat worried flexure back of the head. “哎呀!又输了!”伊斯坎达尔拍了拍脑袋,有些苦恼的挠了挠后脑勺。 You also fall far short!” Waver stand, arrogant is horizontally viewing Iskandar that sits on the ground. Right. Horizontally views. The opposite party were too high, even sits and the Waver stand equally high. “你还差得远呢!”韦伯站了起来,傲慢的平视着坐在地上的伊斯坎达尔。对。就是平视。对方太高了,即便是坐着都和韦伯站着一样高。 However this are not related, this type makes Servant admire own pleasant sensation, has enabled him not to haggle over all things. 不过这没关系,这种久违的让从者钦佩自己的快感,已经让他可以不计较一切东西了。 -? 诶-? Waits! 等一下! I should not quarrel with him? How to play the game suddenly together? 我不是应该在和他吵架的吗?怎么突然一起玩游戏了? Damn-! 该死的-! Waver abandoned the book, stamping the feet of resenting. Damn! Damn! Damn-! Oneself, was this rather too also easy to forgive? This is not absolutely good! 韦伯扔下了书,愤恨的跺了跺脚。该死!该死!该死-!自己,这也未免太容易宽恕了吧?这绝对不行! „...... It seems like, must conquer the world, must do several nuclear bombs to be good.” Iskandar flexure the back of the head, was telling conquer the great dream of the world. “啊……啊。看来以后要征服世界,必须要搞几个核弹才行啊。”伊斯坎达尔挠了挠后脑勺,诉说着自己征服世界的伟大梦想。 „-,” Restored Waver of sage pattern, the ridicule of being relentless: You, if has that money, might as well buys national let it be.” “呵-,”恢复了贤者模式的韦伯,毫不留情的讥讽道:“你要是有那个钱,还不如买个国家算了。” Really the basic reason or money......” Iskandar touches the chin, „, if can snatch one and Persian equally wealthy country, what issue was easily solved.” “果然根本原因还是钱呢……”伊斯坎达尔摸了摸下巴,“如果能抢到一个和波斯一样富裕的国家,什么问题都迎刃而解了啊。” „-, You really quite have the ability, small Master. If you also live in my time, if is also a king, perhaps we can hit.” Iskandar looks at Waver, said with a smile. “不过-,你果然相当有才能啊,小御主。如果你也生在我那个时代,如果也是个王,或许我们可以打一场。”伊斯坎达尔看着韦伯,笑道。 You know well. Got it? Person who your Master is one has the truly learned and genuinely talented, you most are of pleasant to hear his direction!” Waver head high, chest out, the racket the chest, said. “你知道就好。明白了吗?你的御主是一个有真才实学的人,你最好听他的指挥!”韦伯昂首挺胸,拍拍胸膛,说道。 Iskandar carried him, said with a smile: But, is an inner world very narrow and small little rascal.” 伊斯坎达尔一把拎起了他,笑道:“不过,还是一个内心世界很狭小的小鬼。” Your this fellow-!” The sound that gets angry and hate pushes from the gap between teeth, Waver both eyes are spurting the anger. “你这个家伙-!”恼恨的声音从牙缝里挤出来,韦伯双目喷着怒火。 He really super does not like. Repugnant. Dislike, this whole body muscle, no great man (Han) of self-knowledge! 他果然还是超级不喜欢。讨厌。厌恶,这种满身肌肉,没有一点自知之明的巨汉啊! Getting angry and hate. Worried. 恼恨着。烦闷着。 By the evening, the night of death will soon arrive, is listening to the verboseness of lodging family/home old person, while is bored to death looks at the television. 到了傍晚,死亡的夜即将降临的时候,一边听着寄宿家老人的絮絮叨叨,一边百无聊赖的看着电视机。 Dang-” “咣当-” Suddenly the news of emergency broadcast, making the Waver chopsticks fall from the hand, astonishment that the whole face cannot believe. 忽然插播的新闻,让得韦伯的筷子从手中掉了下来,满脸不敢相信的惊愕。
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